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hey why does every post about the house md fandom have like 40k notes . is a fandom revival of a show that ended 12 years ago really swallowing up that many people
#i saw a post about medical malpractice yaoi and immediately thought of hannibal#bc of the encephalitis cover-up and subsequent five billion violations of the hippocratic oath that man commits against will#all while having a stupid pathetic crush on him#but apparently it was about house md#my mum has watched that show like. five times over#i don't want to like a show my mum likes guys#but i won't lie my brain IS feeling starved for toxic yaoi
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#house Md#gregory house#hugh laurie#I think about this ‘bout once a day#at first I thought his expression in the first image was like Mary in a pieta but actually it’s nearly identical to the faces of the women#in the Last Day of Pompeii by Bryullov like no joke#edit: oughta Pat myself on the back. fooled half of ya apparently
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i 100% believe that, on the night they met, house tried to get wilson into bed. he was probably subtle, and wilson just didn’t pick up on it, but it really is obvious from an outside perspective.
house saw wilson at a conference, noticed him, deduced that he was getting divorced, tracked him to a bar, watched him have a breakdown and get arrested, followed him to the police station, and bailed him out of jail.
no way that man wasn’t trying to fuck.
#you don’t do that just because you think someone looks like a cool friend#also wilson was apparently the only ‘interesting’ person at the conference even before his outburst#pray tell house. what was so interesting about a guy walking around with a folder?#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#gregory house#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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practically emanating
#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls#idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways…#what if we were both the losing dog. what then.#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#hatecrimes md#house/wilson#edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and#my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.
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wow i can't believe they were actually allowed to show gay sex onscreen in 2011
#house md#hilson#anyway they give each other the literal exact same smug smile. or whatever#i'm feeling really normal about it i am not descending into madness of any kind#but yeah intimacy can take many forms!#and when you're two repressed queer middle aged men who also happen to be freaks...#this is apparently the form it takes#house 8x8#house season 8#op
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#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#screencap#s01e07 “Fidelity”#“my friend whos a boy is dressing pretty for dates but suspiciously still hangs around me just as much if not more”#something about camera treating wilson as a love interest. that pan up and down the outfit while hes leaning in the doorway? yeah#“somebody in the hospital” as he's casting the orbs on house. in the hospital.#+ that extra level of defensiveness 🤌#the best liars are high on their own supply and apparently its charming to house#you really cant appreciate this enough on the first watch#they LOVE putting each other under the microscope and they love being under the said microscope#change my mind. you cant#longpost#long post
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Watching house I already love the medical malpractice squad theyre the most toxic found family in the world
#making this a thread#zeeth watches house md part 1#apparently this lady had a worm in her head what a loser#house made two of his children break into her house about it#also im going into this with the idea in my head that house and wilson are lovers and nobody can stop me#house md
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another way house and wilson compliment each other is through their individual dynamic that is never acted out on each other (convinced that is fully wilson's fault he's sooo repressed) because house is Horny and wilson is A Whore
#house md#hilson#they're rotting my fucking brain guys. i need a lobotomy#queerbait so good i forget it's queerbait. gaslight myself into thinking it's not actually#like wilson is pretty easy then there's house who can apparently marathon sex like it's going out of style#(wilson staying outside while house was supposedly having a worker over and only being surprised house was home alone)#like man you were out there until dark is that really the only question you have#like what about how this middle aged opiod addict can keep it up for that long? nothing? this is a normal thing for him? ok
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hw. wait.h how much older is house? than wilson? and why has this never even occurred to me?. im in the middle of s5
(looked it up)(according to wiki theyre years '59 and '66)
#t4lx.txt#?? im stupid?? im blind?? apparently??#like thinking about it now. obviously?? he should be older than wilson?? but wh#i am so serious. it just never occurred to me#until now when i saw a post implying/referencing this#hilson#house md#malpractice md#greg house
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House MD IS the line between queer coded and queer baiting because 1) they are actually queer coded and 2) they are queer baiting each other and themselves.
#I don’t consider house md queer baiting because…they ran away together#at some point it doesn’t need to be explicitly said and you can just KNOW#they are queer but they aren’t obligated to tell you or themselves apparently#rare post about something else#house md#hate crimes md
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i think it would be so awesome if gregory house md was in the saw trap 2004 and the yaoi situation associated with it. it’d be fun.
#i dont know what saw is about all i know#is those two guys who were like fuckin in da bathroom covered in blood#which seems awesome#also apparently it s like a serial killer predicament#very fun#watching it later tn. altho i have no one to watch it wi th unfortunately#house md#saw 2004#hilson#gregory house
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me this morning: ooh youtube recommended me a clip from house md, looks interesting
me now: why am i hyperfixating on a medical drama
#i think it's filling a hole that was left when i stopped watching sherlock#apparently i need my weird little shows about weird little men who solve mysteries by insulting people#don't care if they're good or bad i just need the mysteries and insults#never seen a single episode by the way#i am literally only consuming this show through clips on youtube#house md#y'all i'm having a time of it#never thought i'd see hugh laurie be american
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house and wilson are in LOVE
no i will not be taking criticism at this point
#so i started watching house#and yeah#they're so in love#it's disgusting#i'm obsessed#shout out to my mutuals who keep posting about house#y'all sucked me in#gregory house#james wilson#house md#i can't believe this#apparently i have a thing for asshole genius men
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"you think [foreman's] gay?" "did he become an idiot around chase?" society when.
#chase and foreman are hilson in a different font prove me wrong !!!#anyways hateeee this weird plot about how apparently men can't be normal about women#certified himbofag original#house md
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god i love that everyone on rsl tumblr embraces the whole "UGH is everyone obsessed with homosexuality" because i see nothing of the sort on rsl tiktok and i wish i did bc its SO FUCKING FUNNY
#desire mona#'is everyone obsessed w homosexuality' idk babe u tell me#its like if danny pudi went like UGH DONT MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT AUTISM like idk dude this is self inflicted#bobby i love you even tho u read ur scripts w ur eyes closed apparently#robert sean leonard#rsl#house md#james wilson
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