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Posting a pic of him so that I may speak in the tags
#if there’s an anime character somewhere on the post I can post it here!!! on the anime blog!!!!#anyways u guys I have to write an essay and two movie reviews tonight#and also I’m seeing saw tonight w my sister#we were gonna go last night but then didn’t❤️#but anyways should I get drunk#while watching saw🎤#has anyone seen it yet btw?????#does anyone care him (john Kramer)#ghost thoughts
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"he did not say that!" "he did, and then--"
anyways, girlies gossiping
#my art#fanart#digital art#sonic#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#rouge the bat#amy rose#portfolio#shaded this entire thing then decided i Hated it so here have flats#anyway i think theyre should be allowed to get wine drunk and complain to each other#also before anyone acts stupid theyre so obviously not those old not even canon anymore ages
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Tim's unternet suit really is the most glaringly obvious hero worship/crush for Dick thing he ever has. in the unternet, where Tim's subconscious creates what he is. that's the suit his brain comes up with? something so clearly derivative of Nightwing? down to the *finger stripes*?
red robin #19
this is gay as hell. the reason Tim can't wear this soul irl is bc the first thing he would do is jerk off in it. and he couldn't handle the embarrassment of Dick seeing how similar it is. if DC ever made this Tim's official suit the first thing they would have to do is make Tim and Dick fuck in it. i'm so close to writing that fic i won't lie.
#batcest#dicktim#timdick#tim drake x dick grayson#this does NOT get the festerings tag it's far too low effort#i'm drunk i rlly should mention that#i need a drunk tag wait#necrotic fermentings#sure that works#this is SO low effort and unserious btw#i did have to google 'tim drake tied up' bc it was important to me i used THAT specific panel for this.#also was important to me his dick was not cropped out#someone dare me to write the fic /j#i'm so serious i'm drunk enough to write a low quality ficlet rn#nothing serious enough to go on ao3 but like if someone reblogged/sent an ask asking for it i'd do it#i've had a shit day tbh it'd bring me joy#all of this is /lh#also the IRONY of this suit happening while dick is batman (i think)#actually was bruce alive for the unternet arc? ignore me i don't know.#and i'm too toasted to check. but batman!dick fucking tim in *this* suit could be fun won't lie#anyway cheers this is so silly.
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want a sip of my beer? 🦄
(held on to these for like 3 days, since apparently sundays are the only days i post pics lmao)
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#fairymutt on display#i don't even like beer#i saw a butch looking unicorn and i was sold#anyways someone should force me to down this i'd get drunk sooo quickly :3#ftm ns/fw#ftm nsft#trans nsft#nsft pics
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@fransweek 2024
Day 4: Lazy
What a messy evening...
#my art#frans#sans#sans x frisk#frisk x sans#fransweek 2024#roommate banter au#frisk#sansfrisk#fransweek#frisk is tipsy but they really should get up and at least put together the trash#and go to bed#but then sans lies down on top of them just because he could#is he drunk? or just asleep?#welp guess they'll just have to sleep like this#too tired and lazy anyways#future frisk and sans will take care of the mess tomorrow#also i was planning a comic for this prompt but i got too Lazy hah-
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St Voyager Memes: Tuvok sitting in the corner of the mess hall always reading and always alone is so y/n of him
#Tuvok seems like he has a five step skincare routine...not as extreme as like those fifteen step ones but still - to me? A lot#And he insists it isn't a lot. He thinks everyone should be doing this.#Tom is looking for lotion that is also sunscreen (after getting sunburned) but he forgets to put it on anyway#star trek voyager memes#star trek voyager#st voy#Notes: I made sure that Janeway was also there in the starry eyed ambition one#The Seven being drunk is actually the doctor in Seven's body but it IS meant to represent Seven#I was thinking of that time she got drunk in...is it threshold??? She's laughing and going 'we are as one!!! <3'#but I couldn't find a picture of that so I just went with that one#Tom is not Chakotay's homie but 4 pictures filled the space and he DID trick him#st voyager#Janeway perhaps implies she sometimes eats with Tuvok in 'Riddles' but I don't think we ever actually see them hanging out together
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look at this guy getting pissed and backseat gaming (unapologetically based on @todayisafridaynight's cosplay + stream)
#ryo aoki#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#like a dragon#aoki ryo#jichanart#stream folks already saw this#but here's a public post so you can find it more easily instead of my fucking ass google link#anyway yeah obsessed with aoki getting tipsy/drunk with his disheveled suit#if i've learnt anything about myself it's that i should not be allowed within 10m of an aoki cosplayer#the way i immediately caught brainworms at the sight of one
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PLEASE COULD WE MAYBE GET LIKE A VIBE OF WHAT THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF SETTLE OUR BONES IS GOING TO BE ABOUT NO PRESSURE JUST CURIOUS
The vibe is it’s kicking my ass 😂
#it’s a collab with batmoniker!#it’s set in Sept/Oct ish#after school starts up again#and it involves some Proper Comic Book stuff#no one throws up in it so I should get points for that!!#a few days ago I got so frustrated trying to work out the logistics in one scene that I cried a little#then felt very dumb bc I’m a grown woman and this is fanfic#then called batmoniker in a panic like listen what if we just scrap the whole fic#and she was like orrrrr#we could NOT do that and just delete the part that isn’t working#and I was like ‘but it would be so satisfying to just delete everything‘#and she’s like ‘I support you but……maybe just try this first’#ANYWAY it started sort of coming together today#and I THINK it’s somewhat steering in the right direction#it’s got a TON of pov shifting#including one bit that’s outsider POV#and that makes it quite a challenge#I’m currently on an Alfred section#it has more action than I generally write#but there will still be a good bit of hurt/comfort bc I’m still me#batmoniker and I came up with this idea like 3 years ago while slightly drunk the first time we ever met up irl#so that’s the vibe#and if this fic ever sees the light of day it will be 100% thanks to batmoniker#settle our bones
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i wsa abouta make prollymy Real Bad Post but mayeb theyreere are Bad IDea legally speakin so um
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#anyways if you wanna kys i Fuxkicng GWT IT BRO i don't wanna do this again goddddddddddddddd#but you should at least waaaaaaait until jnau. hm. nanj. hm. januaaarei. jesus fuck#wait until january and get to dC#if you gotta leave a corpse you shold leave it on ethe whit hosue lawn#don't .ake the people who love you have to se yoi like that its jus too terripbele#aint worth it if your aenemias aint the ones cleaning up the messss#drunkspostign#jesuds fucking hells#drunkposting#dont; take my advice i'm drunk as HELS#(metric) cup of vodksa in and whospsie i got BAD BRAON#don't kys in generala but DEFINITELY NEVER EVCER kys anyhweteere othre tha n the whit hose lawn#no one should ever kys anywhere other than the most politaxally poteny locations. like the wite houae lawn#in fact NO ONE wshould die anyehrwer OTHER thatn white hoase lawn#who neads morgeus just dump em at WHITW HOISUA. on LAWN#*TISH IS [BAD IDEA S] I AM [DRUNSK AS HAAELSLLLL]#NEVER FOLLOW DRUNKS ASS PIECE S OF SHIT ADVIZE#DO NTO FOLLWA ADVICE ASIDE FROM AMYBE THROWING CORPSE S AT WHWIATE HAOSUE [ON LAWNS]#i do thinka it wouls be funnie#corpseds belong: in onw LOCation. : WGITE HOSISDE LAWN.#slice of mu mhmhhmm#slice osf FUCKS#slice odf DAMMIRWT#slice of my pisA fuck#slice of my pizaaa liakw jaysos#slice of my pizza lifw. DAMNIR SO CLOASE#GOOD GOD VODKA YOU DO TIS TO ME#slice of my paisa#slice of my pizza life#see this is why yous shouldn't follow BAD ADVISE it ottook me that maky tries to write one damn tag
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imagine the whitest cis gay guy ever. mhm. yup. thats the guy. yeah so he thinks t4t means twink for twink
#he is in his thirties#he wears little white shorts and striped short sleeve button downs#sunglasses are an essential#basically who youre picturing is a ken doll with some pink vodka cocktail#when his nephew tells him hes trans he is blandly supportive#he is perfect with making the pronoun and name switch#and it the first one to support him in any form medical transition#but he has told this nephew three times that he doesnt really get it#like i support you obviously but like.. isnt it really hard?#hes turning into a whole ass oc#jesus#if you made it this far we should like get married i think#anyway this is based on the ciswhitegay guys at the trans march#who very clearly misread the vibes of the event#and are incredibly drunk#<not really in an offputting way#but like to me the trans march is… its not a pride parade#and also theres a 21+ party after get drunk there#like this is a liiiittle bit more protest-based#but i am also somewhat of a rigid freak#rambles#winter stfu#.
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*putting on a moustache and sunglasses*
So like what’s the deal with ghosted what’s that about
now see the deal with Ghosted is that it's not what happens within the events of the film that captivates me so much, though don't get me wrong i love this film to bits, but rather, it's the idea of what happens after the whole thing that makes me FUCKING NUTS
because the whole thing is relatively cut and dry in the sense that we don't have to guess about what happened before and we don't have to guess about how everybody is feeling in the present. we know (MOST) important characters backgrounds and what they're doing at Falkhill and slowly revealing Paul's context was pretty interesting if not a little abrupt at the end there but its the very last scene of this film down to the very frame that flips the whole hour and a half you just watched over on its head and prevents me from getting a good night's sleep because i can't stop thinking about it
ELABORATING WITH A LOT OF SPOILERS UNDER THIS
explaining the plot of this movie is hard without sounding like im writing a pretentious review and not just talking out of my ass on tumblr but for my followers who haven't watched this movie and dont care enough to: Ghosted (2011) is set in a british prison in which Jack (John Lynch) is a long time prisoner who's wife just dumped him apparently on the anniversary of their sons death (tough break) and is being advised by his friend and cellmate Ahmed (Art Malik) (who does NOT get HALF as much screen-time or plot relevance as he DESERVES,) to find something to put his mind to and be proud of outside of his failures Paul (Martin Compston) is a prisoner who was just transferred out of a Young Offenders prison AS FAR AS WE'RE TOLD... though its noticeable from the beginning that hes not a very good liar and his story is suspicious at best Clay (Craig Parkinson) is kindof The Guy of their prison wing whos dealing drugs to other prisoners and assumes the position of authority over everybody else, though compared to other inmates with bigger cliques, his foundations are shaky. the description of this film on letterboxd calls him "the wing beast" and i have never cried laughing so hard reading something in my life
Clay and Jack both hone in on Paul immediately for different reasons. Jack, after his pep talk with Ahmed, sees Paul as a source of "a little self belief, something to be proud of", but Clay scoops him under his wing for being relatively young and impressionable. This puts Jack and Clay at odds with each other. after some plot, Paul gets into very big trouble with Clay and after An Incident is promptly plopped into Jacks hands, who had requested Paul move into his cell earlier but didn't have a good enough excuse for it. Well You've Got A Bloody Good Reason Now ect ect
Jack and Paul buddy up immediately and its noticable that Paul is sort of filling in the empty space where a son would be for Jack, however we discover that Paul has been lying about his past to everybody, including Jack. he lied about his family and he lied about having only just been transferred from Y.O. and hadn't been telling the whole truth about his sentence. what the truth ends up being, in a nutshell, is that Paul is accidentally responsible for the death of Jack's son, having been the one who started the house fire he died in (we were never even told that Jack's son died in a house fire before this, we are only told this in Paul's flashback at the end of the movie and are supposed to act, like, surprised?? whatever). consequentially, Jack flips his lid and prompts my personal favorite scene in this film in which he beats the living shit out of Paul with his bare hands and immediately regrets it the second the adrenaline wears off, hitting an alarm button within the cell that alerts the guards.
the guards whisk him away and he is put in solitary confinement, which we find out was actually the first sequence of the film where hes shown with an absurdly long beard, and considering every other fucking scene he's in is of him shaving his face, i assume this is to show just how long he's been kept in solitary confinement, which quite honestly was kindof exciting to realize at the end of the film.
and then. the end scene.
after solitary, Jack is put in cuffs and brought to see Paul who looked Extremely Dead after Jack had him, but hes not dead! just almost dead. Jack is sat next to him and tries to apologize but starts to cry, reaching out a hand to hold Paul's but retracting it regretfully. Paul, having looked unconscious not five seconds before, moves his hand to place it over Jack's...
and then the movie ends. and i am left writhing on my floor in anguish BUT NOT BEFORE I EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS
THIS is what the deal is with Ghosted
the pathetic gestures of "im sorry" and "its okay" are what kill me. sorry is nowhere near enough to justify anything that EITHER of them did, NOR should they be forgiven. AND YET.
and what gets my gears going is the thought of what everything looks like AFTER this scene. after they've bonded so close and after Jack already thought that Paul stopped lying to him, thinking that he could protect Paul from Clay now... after they started to fill the spaces for people they were missing in their lives... and after they've RUINED each others lives. They Have Ruined Each Others Lives and yet Paul probably would have had to DELIBERATELY ASK for them to bring Jack to see him because he just BEAT Paul within an INCH of his life and would NOT !! have brought Jack to see him upon Jack's own request!! Paul would have wanted to see him too!! after all this what does their relationship look like now... the image of father and son has been all but shattered in each other's eyes, one can assume, but are they still close... does the guilt and responsibility drift them apart or does it pull them inseparably together? Ahmed tells Jack that "there is no such thing as coincidence, only fate" but what does their fate look like... does it end here or does it mean that they're together indefinitely? the end of this film swings the door wide open and i think about it. way too often. unacceptably often, even.
all in all theres no reason that this should be my favorite film but it is. if nothing else it's made me look into the other actors involved and branch out with a to-watch list as long as my arm that will only get longer once i branch out from there. is it the perfect movie? no this film is mediocre at best. have i made a number of my friends sit down and watch it and listen to me yell incoherently about it? of course i have.
#the heron speaketh#ghosted (2011)#aheem heem whimper#john lynch#martin compston#craig parkinson#art malik#i dont know if art has much of a tag on tumblr but he gets a tag on this post#i wish ahmed was more relevant in this movie. sighs pitifully#ANYWAYS this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a couple weeks now and ive been slowly picking at it but NEOW im ready to post it#i should probably post this before i post the fanart/screenshot redraws i have sitting in my files anyways. only makes sense#i left out a lot of plot mind you just to get this out in a reasonable sized post. theres a lot of good stuff in here#“well theres all this but heron whats your url mean-” ill talk about that in a minute give me a minute#erin and i watched ghosted together on new years eve this year DRUNK off our asses and it has never left my mind since#i still have the empty bottle of captain morgan from that night too actually. for sentimental reasons. i was very hungover the next day#worth itttt#alright i have other shit to do im posting this and leaving gootbye
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been getting deeply emotionally invested in big bang theory past few days. been really big banging as they say.
#my main theses: every episode should be about sheldon and penny’s dynamic#(2) raj is bisexual and insane and repressed about it. also holy shit he’s bad i want to be inside him.#(3) leonard trans. i just know this in my bones. i know it.#well also (4) raj should get drunk and admit to being in love with howard so howard can reject him and then he can be miserable and things#can be super awkward and weird and uncomfortable for a while but that’s more the fantasy i’ve been lulling myself to sleep with at night#than a headcanon. more of a scenario#anyways who was going to tell me this is good. ive seen this show in its entirety like three times in my life and for some reason im only#consciously intaking any of it rn like HELLOOOOO!?!?!?#POPULAR SITCOM IS POPULAR BECAUSE ITS GOOD!?!???#adore how crazy sheldon is. i need to neuroticmaxx like him to reach my full potential.
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You knew this would have to happen eventually. One day everything would come crashing down and you would have to be honest.
So be honest. Why did you destroy your home dimension?
... ALRIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR?! SOME SOB STORY ABOUT HOW I'M ACTUALLY ALL SAD AND DEPRESSED OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU FLESH SACKS LIKE TO CALL IT?
WELL, SUCK IT UP, LOSERS, BECAUSE MY STORY IS NOWHERE NEAR TRAGIC! EVERYONE LOVED ME AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS... TO...
... HUH...?
.. THIS DUMB CURSE WON'T LET ME FINISH THAT DANG SENTENCE FOR SOME REASON! WHAT IS WRONG?! IT'S TRUE! ... ISN'T IT?
#ooc: don't mind me just inserting my hc that bill purposely tried to forget abt his past by erasing some of his memories#maybe by getting drunk because it's definitely not normal just not to remember parts of something so important to him#most people say it's ptsd or say that he lied on the page but i like to think there's more to what he said in that one page#i think that he genuinely did not remember what happened on that day. like he remembers small fragments of what happened but not all of it#... anyway this seems too big of a hc to leave it in the tags. i should add it to my list of bill hcs#gravity falls rp#truth curse#truth curse 11/15
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#please ignore everything i've said this evening#i am more than slightly drunk#and i got the serotonin boost from texting with the person im romantically interested in#plus i'm running on about a week with extremely poor sleep so a bitch is tired#anyway i've looked very coherent im sure but the things i have said should not be repeated#let's all just forget about this yeah?#plus i didn't get my kisses in at all in 2023 and i certainly didn't get a new years kiss so im very sad#anyway let's just forget this ever happened
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#guess who's oversharing on tumblr again!!!!!!!!!!! its meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D#no but like not my aunt drunkenly rioting and raging around the house rn calling my mom and i freeloaders bc my mom doesnt wanna pay#for my aunt to do insanely expensive fuck all ugly renovations that only she wants#shes over here fuckin foaming at the mouth with anger about how my mom should pay more money with splitting bills bc my aunt wants to like#redo the fireplace inside and put in some weird ugly zen garden in the back and install a full brick fireplace outside (we live in florida)#(this needs to be noted we live in FLORIDA)#and now shes seething and drinking even more bc thats the logical thing to do mhm yup#and my mom (who makes way less than my aunt btw. she doesnt exactly have $1000s dropping from her ass) very reasonably says. no?????#i shouldnt be expected to make up the difference when i wasnt even consulted about these renovations???? and dont???? even want them???????#anyways. now everyone is mad. and drunk. and drunkenly mad. and im :)) counting down the days :))) until i can get the fuck outta here :)))#and never :))))))))) speak to my aunt again bc she fucking suuuuuucks :DDDDDDDD#personal
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it is Extremely funny that the whole watcher thing just ended after one weekend of people being like hey this was poorly thought out and a terrible idea. lmao. cringe fail financial decision.
#i think where they ended up makes plenty of sense! it's just an alternative to patreon tho#like i like their content i'll probably still watch ghost files and mystery files and if they bring back their scary stories one#the one with the cool art not the one where they get drunk I don't like that one as much#but i don't care enough to pay 6 bucks a month#they would have just lost me as a viewer entirely lol#also tbf i have adblock and sponsor block on my youtube so I don't see ads or even sponsored sections of videos#so i'm still not really helping them earn money lol#i just feel like they were aiming for something like dropout which works bc a) the number of projects dropout makes#b) the huge cast across all of their shows#and c) a much more established brand even at the time of their shift to streaming#also the fact that dropout puts out multiple episodes of different shows a week lol#and they needed to go more like mythical society from rhett and link#which is pretty much just patreon with enough extra perks that people are extra inclined to buy into it#like with mythical society people who pay more get physical perks like exclusive merch and free items every few months#plus a ton of extra content like bts stuff and extra episodes of certain things#that's what they should do. imo.#anyway. ive been giggling at this all weekend
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