#but also unimpressed

[batsyheere]

I sometimes just imagine the first time Phantom is introduced to the league as like, a fellow big league hero. As someone who works with Justice League Dark and took down the Ecto Acts with his own team and allies to be included under the meta acts like aliens. He knows Constantine and Zatanna and is a pretty common name in the magical community now even if usually as his human form "just Danny".

And suddenly he is surrounded by these "big time heroes" and aliens and champions and most would assume he'd be overwhelmed or in awe. Maybe nervous, or weirdly fixated on being in space.

But here's the kicker- Danny is dead. Technically part of the category ecto-entity, ghost, and thus belonging to the Infinite Realms. He has met a vast variety of characters who are far more chaotic and legendary than these people who have so much interpersonal drama it looks like one of the soap operas Tucker refuses to admit he watches. Wonder Woman? Danny has lunch with Pandora and visits the Greek sections of the realms when he needs to research old prophecies. Superman? Kryptonite is like rock candy and the dead of Krypton are either very sweet or very condescending and Danny has seen both in the Boy Scout. The less said about the Green Lanterns the better. The Flash family are entertaining but also headache inducing because Danny has heard the complaints about the timeline. Half a dozen other heroes and vigilantes have their own dramas that Danny could pick apart at the source for the many issues that started said drama, and that's not even beginning on the issues with Batman and the weird galley of children he has who are sometimes even worse than the dark knight himself.

Meanwhile the League find themselves growing more concerned and horrified the more Phantom manages to reference his adventures and rather stressful start as a vigilante. Constantine hasn't been more entertained in years.

[rosie-tyler]

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

🦇Batfamily🦇

Tim: *sleep deprived* Is a blanket a liquid?

Bruce: *stopped typing and looked over at his son* W-what?

Dick: *paused his sparring* Why would you ask that?

Jason: *blinking* What kind of question is that?

Cass: 🤔

Damian: ~Tt~ That's your question?

Steph: You say things like that to hurt my brain.

[melkor-did-nothing-wrong]

Soooo if we operate under the assumption that they circulated any form of currency... do we think that Utumno/Angband coins had Melkor's face on them, on account of him being the ruler orrrrrr...?

[izabellwit]

the thing abt metaphor refantazio is that the more u think abt Junah the more fascinating she becomes. character of all time actually

[morganbritton132]

After David tells him that his ex has arrived for Career Day and it’s not even the Wheeler that he asked for, Steve marches over to Mike like, “What are you doing here?”

Wow, David thinks to himself. He’s been told that Steve has some problems with his memory - apparently he compensated for it with a truly insane online calendar - but he didn’t expect him to forget about a whole human being. Just, wow.

Steve loudly tells Mike that he’s never had a real job and Mike scoffs at him and tells him that he wrote for a comic book website for three years. Journalism is just writing with a fancy degree. Will and Mike created a comic book together so, “I’m published.”

“Robin is published,” Steve stresses (Steve’s best friend, David knows that one). “If that was the only qualification I wanted than I would’ve asked Robin to come.”

They start squabbling again in whispered voices so David turns to Dustin and tries to alleviate some of the awkwardness with, “Steve, uh, really has a type, huh?”

Dustin squints at him, “Did you just meet him? Today?”

[frostbeees]

SJS @ BOS | 1.20.25

[backjustforberena]

Watching the HOTD fandom turn in on itself and I'm just here, enjoying my flawed, complex, glorious middle-aged couple who just love one another:

[satans-knitwear]

She knows what you did. She is not impressed.

[charlotte-family-apologist]

I'm definitely interested in those Suchin x Kenshi arts 👀

These are just the magma ones 😫 I'll get around to posting the ones from my sketchbook sometime soon... hopefully...

[cooking-with-hailstones]

I swear to God if Carney and the Liberals pull this off this will be the comeback of the fucking MILLENNIUM like y'all LOOK at this polling data

This is the vote protection over the last year. LOOK how comfy a lead the Conservatives have had, for a fucking YEAR.

And then Trudeau resigns and Trump starts talking about annexing Canada and BOY HOWDY suddenly Pierre Poilievre's Trump Lite rhetoric isn't quiiiiite so popular??? Wild.

Like this is fucking BONKERS. Going from a "slam dunk home run guaranteed win" to a "holy fuck you're headed for a straight up crash and burn catastrophe"

I cannot overstate how WILD this is. I'm like actually losing my mind.

(all screenshots from this website: https://338canada.com/federal.htm )

[I'm not even sure what to say in the alt text. If you use alt text I suggest going to the website and navigating all the graphs there, but I'll just say the images above are all graphs of the 338 Canada vote projection, odds of election outcome, and odds of winning the most seats. The Tories have had a comfortable lead for over a year now, until literally the last like 3 weeks when the Liberals are fucking BACK baby]

[antaripirate]

basically alucard and esa in threads:

[stupidhany]

Drew a "tattoo design" for my last school book entry

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Tony walks into the kitchen to see Peter taped to lots of frying pans with a sieve on his head*

Tony: What are you doing?

Harley: Making our Halloween costumes

Tony: And what exactly are you going as?

Peter: Peter Pan!

Tony: ...

Harley: *tapes another frying pan to Peters torso*

[couslie]

[raytorosaurus]

ray: adding another guitar player to the band was...yeah, it was scary to me. i'd never really played with another person before. but frank was the only person we would have considered, and straight away we knew it would work.

the other guitar player in question: