#but also congratulations

[junglejim4322]

i got jumpscared the other day bc one of my mutuals posted a selfie and im not joking is one of the best looking people ive ever seen like model level beauty. Youll never know who though even if its you

[z13lovebot]

Go fish

[plumrat]

Anyone else just casually collecting trauma from their family members

Like at this point I can't even be upset about it because it's given me bragging rights and fun stories to tell at parties

You've got mommy and daddy issues? I’ve got issues with the whole family tree, name a relative and I've probably got some tragic backstory to share about them

[asuuree]

[kmpshitposter]

bleed 1-head.wav

[leehama]

HELLO could I interest you in a (non) rom-com about two aroace coworkers who, after an accidental meet-cute outside of work, mistakenly believe the other is in love with them?

🌟 And Another Lovely Day 🌟 is my new comic project that I'll start publishing soon (hopefully in the next week or so)!

🌟 [Edit:] It's here! Please check it out on WEBTOON Canvas (or the page-format version at @aald-comic) ! 🌟

[fa3tality]

hi wings of fire fandom heres a tsunami im going to go disappear again /hj

[ ID : Digital pixel art of the sea dragon Tsunami from Wings of Fire book series. She is multiple shades of cerulean blue ranging from light values to dark values. She has blue-green sails that also range from light to dark values. Her expression is annoyed and she looks to the lefthand side. The background is a solid gray with a white outline around tsunami and white decorative circle patterns on the lefthand side of the outline. ]

[celestiachan]

[shepscapades]

69. Panorama — Cool Cool, Jeremy Lister, bergie

Our eyes, they need some new direction There's somethin' lost with our connection And we can't seem to shake this scene This same routine is killin' me This town, it needs a restoration A little sparkly decoration These glossy lives and half-ass smiles keep movin' by By, by, by

Xisuma’s Season 8 has made me certifiably insane and I’m so glad this drawing challenge lets me out of my enclosure to share some of my insanity with yall— dbhc flavored, because of course! <3 This song is actually such a bop, highly recommend it!! It’s pretty early on in dbhc Xisuma’s playlist, representing the uh… Introduction/ Entering The Scene of a certain someone, and it foreshadows the horrific vibes of Xisuma’s season to come. I am so so so normal about this song, I’m positive it would be higher on the list had I found it a little earlier in the year

Although I will say, I was actually really excited to see this song rank at 69 because I knew people would request this number LMAO plus I’ve been drawing so much Xisuma lately so i was super excited to be able to draw and post some of my brainrot finally >:]

[solarmorrigan]

Written for Day 3 of @steddie-week

Prompt: Mutual Pining | Rated: E | Additional Tags: Modern AU, Masturbation, Sexual Fantasy, Hypothetical Top!Eddie/Bottom!Steve

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Need more trope reversal with gay!Steve and still-thinks-he's-straight!Eddie obliviously pining after each other

Like, Eddie isn't into guys, but it's fine that Steve is. It's cool! Eddie is super supportive! He even helps vet Steve's dates. And whatever anyone (coughRobincough) says, he is not overly invested in Steve's love life. Sure, he might judge potential partners a little harshly, but it's for one of his best friends! Steve is great, and he deserves the best; it's not Eddie's fault so many guys fail to live up to standards.

Meanwhile, Steve is quietly dying, because he's been into Eddie since forever, but Eddie is straight, and he has to sit there and listen to Eddie extol his virtues and talk about how he deserves someone great while not being romantically interested in him whatsoever. But Steve also never claimed he isn't pathetic, so he'll take what he can get; maybe dating a guy who Eddie deems worthy will be almost as good as getting to be with Eddie himself?

Anyway, that train wreck is happening, and it all sort of comes to a head one night when Steve comes home to their shared apartment from yet another date, visibly frustrated and a bit disappointed, and Eddie isn't one to say I Told You So (much), but he had told Steve so. He'd said he hadn't liked the look of the guy's profile picture; Eddie has a sense about these things.

But still, he asks, "Bad date?"

Steve shrugs. "It wasn't- terrible."

"Oh, high praise."

"Well, it wasn't!" Steve gives a little laugh. "I mean, he was... nice."

"He bored you, didn't he?" Eddie can't help himself. "I told you he would be boring, who uses a picture of themselves in a suit for their profile on a dating app?"

"He wasn't boring, he was just- nice," Steve hedges. "A little too nice."

Eddie raises his brows. "Like... suspiciously nice?"

"No, not- we just weren't compatible," Steve says, still frustratingly vague.

Eddie is silent, staring at Steve, willing him to go on.

"In bed," Steve finally elaborates with a sigh. "The sex sucked, man."

"Ah." Eddie nods sagely. And then, because - okay, not because he's overly invested in Steve's love life, thank you very much, but because he's a good friend, right? And a good ally. And - yes, fine, he's also a little curious, sue him, but because of all of that, he asks, "You don't like 'em nice?"

Steve snorts. "I'm not saying I like people to be mean, it's just - I mean, it's kinda hot, you know? Having a guy who can push me around a little - take over so I don't have to think. Like, people just kind of assume I want to be in charge, that I'm gonna take over and-" Steve shakes his head, "I dunno, that's just not really what I'm into."

Eddie nods; this is definitely important information that he needs to have, obviously, if he's going to help Steve find The Perfect Guy. And he can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to give Steve exactly what he wants - he would be so pretty, pressed into the mattress, clutching at the sheets, scrambling for purchase, for a way to channel the pleasure as he gets fucked. Who wouldn't want that?

Like, objectively. Objectively, Steve is an attractive guy, anyone can see that, so objectively he'd probably look hot while getting railed within an inch of his life. That's just science. Surely any guy who also likes guys would be into that.

Eddie realizes he's maybe been silent for too long. "So you're a pillow princess, huh?" he teases, trying to will away the image he's got in his head of Steve begging for some guy's cock, faster, harder-

"Fuck off." Steve gives Eddie a shove, but he's laughing a little. "I am not. I'm definitely not opposed to doing some work to get what I want."

The Steve in Eddie's head that for some reason won't go away shifts from arching his back while on his hands and knees to sitting in some probably undeserving guy's lap, riding him like a fucking pro, head thrown back in ecstasy, and Eddie very much needs to go now, needs to go address the completely unavoidable boner that's come up because they're talking about sex. That's just what happens sometimes. Unavoidably. Totally normal.

"Well, I'll keep that in mind. While we're hunting for your dream guy, I mean," Eddie says quickly, levering himself up off the couch and making for his bedroom as quickly as he can without being suspicious. "Sorry the date was a dud. We'll find your man, though, Stevie, despair not!"

He barely catches a glimpse of the odd look Steve is shooting him before he shuts his bedroom door. He can't think too much on it, because his brain is busy with other things - things like initiating the most confusing jerk-off session of Eddie's life.

But they were just talking about Steve and his preferences in bed, alright? It doesn't have to mean anything that Eddie's suddenly imagining it's his lap that Steve could be bouncing in, whining and crying out as Eddie thrusts up into him, hitting him just right. It doesn't have to mean anything that he imagines putting Steve on his back, imagines Steve's legs wrapped around his waist, imagines holding Steve's hips so hard he leaves finger-shaped bruises, imagines fucking Steve until he's sobbing and still begging for more, because Eddie understands what Steve needs, Eddie can give him what he wants--

It doesn't have to mean anything that Eddie comes harder into the slick clutch of his fist, imagining it's Steve's tight ass, than he has in ages.

It doesn't have to mean anything, but Eddie gets the feeling that maybe it does.

And shit, he may have to do some self reflection.

(Meanwhile, if Steve retires to his own room to have some private time with his favorite toy, fucking himself like he wishes Eddie would, shoving his own fingers in his mouth to keep from calling out his name, that's his business. And if he didn't admit to Eddie that the biggest reason the date had sucked had simply been because the date wasn't him, well - that's Steve's business, too.)

[extrahorribledynne]

honestly who could even want a season 3 this is literally 'the everything else' of gravity falls. i'm not left wanting. i'm feasting on everything from the book of bill and thisisnotawebsite. the only thing i want is to rewatch the entire show again

like it leaves it in 'our' (the readers) hands. what do YOU see in ciphers corpse? is it the end? is it only the beginning? we were invited to participate both in the book (literally, with it making asks to write this, put your hand here, etc) and the website code hunt. its up to you. here are the pieces of everything after the end. have fun.

[duchessofostergotlands]

I watched The Perfect Couple. Trashy. Messy. Awful. Give me 14 more seasons exactly like it please.

[arsnovacadenza]

More matching icons for you and your (gay, horny) robot oomfie.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Childe promising to play hide and seek with the melusines as foul legacy, and accepting to train new recruits.

He decides. Hey! Why not! Let’s play hide and seek! And I’ll throttle these fucking idiots as foul legacy!

Imagine showing up to train with the eleventh harbinger only to catch a glimpse of FOUL LEGACY AND CUTE LITTLE MELUSINES GROM FONTAINE

CLASH OF THE MELUSINE AND THE FATUI!!

your siblings almost instantly tense when they see other humans, moving in front to conceal you from view. they don't have the weapons and years of training that the soldiers do, true, but they have the same determination, the will to protect their strange, otherworldly sibling. but the agents don't even move, just staring in something akin to awe at the sight of their superior in his Foul Legacy form, sitting amongst these small bloopy creatures. you're perched in his lap, soft antennae pressed nervously against your head. Legacy's claws gently pat your back, a soft growl of reassurance slipping from his throat as you look up at the soldiers with wide eyes. one hesitates, eyes flicking between your colorful markings and shimmering markings, and slowly they sink to their knees into a bow

the other agents follow suit, and gradually you and the Melusine relax, a few even wandering closer to investigate. Legacy insistently holds you close, glaring at any Fatuus that approaches too quickly. it quickly becomes rather pleasant, though, the curious Melusine asking hundreds of questions about Snezhnaya and the snow and what the Fatui do and how they operate. Childe tries so hard to start the training session, but the agents are too busy chatting and running around, a bit of light sprinkled into their otherwise dull and dreary lives. Foul Legacy huffs out a sigh, looking down at you comfortably snuggled in his arms. your little tail wags happily, and gradually his wings begin to mimic the motion in enthusiastic flutters

everyone plays hide and seek that day

[emloafs]

me leaving my bubble and seeing everyone hate on demetri for taking the last sekai taikai spot

[kotaki]

Himitsu no Aipri begins in April!