#but also all I can think of is that “LET ME IN” meme
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Random Chance headcanons that are fueled by me being a Chance fictive.
- Chance has ADHD (and probably autism, but he never got that diagnosed)! Casinos and casino games are a long time hyperfixation, but he's also hyperfixated on card + magic tricks, bunnies, guns, languages and many random video games or series. Ultrakill was a past hyperfixation, and where they picked up flipping a coin. It's a stim.
^- The "Let's go gambling!" audio is also a stim.
- Chance flirts with so many people. Survivors, killers, random people he meets, old coworkers and very rarely, patrons at his casino. He doesn't even realize he's doing it sometimes. He just starts talking, and next thing you know, he's being saying pick-up lines in between stories and lines and jokes. Sometimes it is on purpose. It's a coin flip.
^- When they don't realize they're doing it, they get shocked and confused when people start hitting on them. They take it in stride, most of the time, but are massively confused the whole time.
^^- He also sometimes just shuts down when someone flirts back. They don't know how to interact when someone actually shows interest in him?? They just. kinda go with as best they can, while panicking inside over it. The only time he doesn't struggle with people flirting with him is casino patrons. He often just shuts that down as quickly and easily as he can.
- Chance has a habit of falling for. anyone and everyone they meet. He just gets intrigued and infatuated by people easily. They can't really tell if it's an actual crush though, since romance confuses them, because of his ADHD.
^- This means that he probably has thought, or actually had, a crush on many of the killers and survivors. The main ones are Two Time, Noli, Mafioso and ITrapped.
^^- Two Time, simply because he thinks they're very intriguing and loves the way they speak and act. Yeah, it's a little weird sometimes, but very endearing. And they don't ever question or look at him weird for his ADHD symptoms and lets him infodump.
^^^- Noli? Okay, listen. Peak meme guy that responded to Chance's flirting and nonsense with passion. They kinda just. became dazed and confused by that. Everything about Noli is just eye-catching to him, and he just thinks they're cool, in ways he can't really explain. He just likes the killer. (Purely self indulgent. I just really like the Noli in our partner system.)
^^^^- Mafioso? Knew his group from the casino, and bonded with the group, and never really outgrew his admiration for the boss. Similar situation with ITrapped. Past / old feelings that never really died out.
- Really, really hates cheating of any kind. Which is why he hates anytime c00lkidd says the survivors are cheating. Because they don't want to be a cheater, but they also don't want to die, so he can't "play fair" in c00lkidd's eyes. So anytime he has a round with c00lkidd, Chance will have the habit of. kinda hiding and waiting it out. Try not to interact with c00lkidd as best he can.
^- The others have called him out on this and asked about it, but they don't really have an answer that would make sense to anyone that isn't them. (It feels almost physically painful to be considered a cheater.)
- Being without his meds, has fucked with Chance a bit. They've been on them for most of their life, so he doesn't really know how to act without them. He tries to mask as best he can, but they are failing. Badly /lh.
Uhhh. I think that's all for now!! Got no more in our brain.
THESE ARE ALL SO REAL OH MY GODDDD. FALLING FOR EVERYONE?? INFODUMPING?? ULTRAKILL MENTION?? HELL YEAH
we relate SO so much to the whole "physically painful to be called a _____" part holy shamoly. just?? that feeling that you know damn well you did everything in that Specific Way You Like Doing Things, handing over the results to someone, only for them to frown (even jokingly) and be like "nuh uh you probably did something else." like?? excuse me?? we're the same about that when it comes to being called a liar grgrhjgraksgkld. yoinking these for self-indulgent purposes too hehehehehe
#forsaken headcanons#forsaken#forsaken roblox#roblox forsaken#chance forsaken#two time forsaken#noli forsaken#mafioso dream game#mafioso forsaken#c00lkidd forsaken#mod c00lkidd‼️‼️#dream game roblox
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And now: a comprehensive analysis on Eddie Dear’s drag persona
(Or at least how I interpret it✨)
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The Tiara:
Ah, starting this off with the glittery tiara sitting atop Eddie’s head. Its royalty and elegance is easy to notice, and its glimmer emphasizes the brightness Delle Ivory brings to any room she walks into. The only thing is…the tiara is fake, merely plastic and easy to break if one wrong step is made, much like the persona of Delle Ivory. Regardless, it’s taken seriously by all who don’t take the time to look closer to it.
The makeup:
I’ve seen other artists draw the makeup much closer to actual drag makeup, and that’s something I very much so aspire to work on. The way I enjoy drawing it is a bit simple however: just some red lipstick, subtle blush, shimmering blue eyeshadow, and a very large eyeliner wing.
Blue eyeshadow and red lipstick was often used in counter culture, especially from the 1960s-90s. In an article by flannels.com, “the look came to symbolise both the establishment (take, Barbie) and a critique of the steadfast rules of what a woman should look and behave like that predated that era.”
Blue eyeshadow was also associated with drag queens, specifically the late drag queen Divine in the film Pink Flamingos
The red lipstick also has some symbolism. During World War II, red lipstick stood as a symbol of defiance and unwavering spirit, as even in concentration camps women made their own red lipstick out of either crushed brick or berries
After the war as well, red lipstick was a staple in 1950s and 60s Hollywood, with stars such as Marylin Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, and Audrey Hepburn, with the lipstick color being also a symbol of seduction and confidence (paraphrasing from bangstyle.com
Akin to the blue eyeshadow, as large eyeliner wings became popular in film, it drew close with the drag performance community, being a symbol of grunge and counterculture
Couldn’t find much in terms of blush throughout the 60s or 70s, but there was a rise in popularity of pastel shades of blush (you can call the blush Delle uses pastel in comparison to her skin tone, right?)
The dress:
The sparkling mass that is Delle Ivory’s dress, wow. Purple is a color that is very, very rarely used within the world of Welcome Home, reserved mostly just for shading in blue. Eddie however, is the only one who has purple on his body, that being his eyelids.
The whole idea of purple being a reserved color is flipped entirely on its head, with Delle Ivory absolutely holding the mantle for the character associated with purple.
The slit that leaves room for Eddie to show some leg tells us that Delle is not at all afraid of being open with herself, letting everything she feels reveal itself to others.
There’s no real message behind the glitter, the dress would just be a simple purple dress without it, and trust me, drag queens do not do simple.
Even with today’s modern associations with purple, it’s known as a color for iconic moments and sass. This can be often seen with TikTok and its collection of Purple Heart (���) memes. They’re a bit corny, but that’s what plays into how iconic they are; it’s not a subgenre of TikTok that’s meant to be serious with it’s humor, simply being a subgenre to recognize humorously stan culture moments.
The boa:
There wasn’t really any intended symbolism with the sparkly boa. I just thought it would be a nice accessory for Eddie/Delle to have from time to time.
The heels:
At first I didn’t think that much about the heels, I thought of them as pretty white heels, but that’s when I thought about it more.
White is often seen as a color of innocence. Despite all the showiness of Delle Ivory, it has to be reminded that this does take place in a puppet show made for children. The dainty white shoes balances the star power the persona of Delle Ivory dazzles the audience with, by also carrying Eddie’s humbleness and kindness towards others.
Another character in the neighborhood seen in white shoes is Julie Joyful. In my head, I headcanon that Eddie has just a hint of jealousy towards Julie, being able to be loud and overflowing with positive everywhere she goes. The white heels of Delle Ivory mimic Julie’s mary janes, as both share their matching energy with everyone they come across.
What else am I missing…oh yeah!
The name:
Most drag names are puns or some kind of play on words. I wanted Eddie’s drag persona to still be tied to his career of being a mailman, so what’s the one thing mailman do? Deliveries
Deliveries
Delivery
Delle Ivory
DelIvory
Delivery
Mailman
Delivery💜
#can you tell I’m passionate about this subject?#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#eddie dear#eddie dear welcome home#welcome home eddie dear#eddie dear drag#drag persona#drag#drag queen#design analysis#tumblr rambles
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Hate mail/ Rant
Okay, Satan, Lucifer, Morningstar, Big Red Cheese – whatever you’re calling yourself these days, we NEED to have a serious conversation. And no, this isn't a "wow, you're so edgy and misunderstood" post. This is a dissertation of pure, unadulterated Tumblr rage aimed directly at your pointy little head.
First of all, the aesthetic. Let's be real, the whole hellfire and brimstone thing is tired. It's been done. We're in the 21st century, Satan. Get with the program! I'm talking, like, pastel goth hell. Think lava lamps, but filled with glitter. Think demons in ripped fishnets and platform boots. Think a color palette that's less "burning souls" and more "strawberry shortcake meets the apocalypse." You're a fallen angel, not a grandpa!
And speaking of fallen, what about your social media presence? It's abysmal. You're supposed to be the ultimate influencer of evil, and yet your tumblr feed is just you sibling for jesus and begging for attention. Where's the relatable content? The "tag a friend who's definitely going to hell" memes? The aesthetic vision boards for different levels of eternal damnation? You're missing out on a HUGE opportunity to corner the market on edgy teens.
Don't even get me STARTED on your employee benefits. I heard that soul-crushing paperwork is the only thing that hasn't been automated. The lack of dental is appalling. I mean, seriously, how are your minions supposed to maintain their terrifying grins without a good dental plan? Not to mention the work-life balance. Burning in hell for eternity? That's not sustainable, dude! We need mandatory vacation days and a healthy demon union.
And the music? Oh, GOD, the music. Heavy metal? Really? That’s, like, so 1980s. Step up your game. I’m talking lo-fi beats to suffer to. I’m talking ambient sounds of existential dread. Think Grimes meets Nine Inch Nails meets the sound of a dial-up modem failing. That’s the kind of auditory torture we need in 2025.
Also, can we talk about the patriarchy? Like, seriously, Satan. You're literally running a system based on punishment and hierarchy. It's problematic, to say the least. We need to dismantle hell and rebuild it as a cooperative collective of tormented souls who work together to achieve… I don’t know... ultimate existential peace through crafting personalized torture devices for problematic billionaires? We can workshop it.
In conclusion, Satan, you're failing. You're stuck in the past, your aesthetic is outdated, your employee benefits are garbage, and your entire operation is fundamentally flawed. I'm not saying you need to completely overhaul everything, BUT WE’RE LOW-KEY SAYING YOU NEED TO COMPLETELY OVERHAUL EVERYTHING.
(Lots of love, from-@askangie)
OK HONEY LISTEN UP
1.) really? Pastel goth aesthetics? It's hell, not your hello kitty hot topic fantasies. We aren't making people feel welcome, and your pretty princess vibes won't help with the fear factor.
2.) Says the person currently on Tumblr. Shitty posts and begging for attention? Yeah, do I see you with 1000+ followers? I give my audience what they want, and if you don't like that start your own blog.
3.) "Soul crushing paperwork?" If you're calling two pages daily on the torment done to our citizens soul crushing, I can imagine how you are at work. Get a life and figure out how to properly have a business before you come complaining to me
4.) So you're hating on heavy metal now? Boo hoo, cry me a river. Oh, you don't like the music? Cry about it and live a good life if you want lofi vibes.
5.) Patriarchy? Really? How long have you been following me? Not long enough to know that ONE: I'm a girl and TWO: most of my staff and heads are women. Get a life and wake the fuck up
Before you come complaining to me about my way of business: become an angel, betray god, fall from heaven, start building up a literal society of evil-doers and then we'll talk.
Mic drop.
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This is exactly what I need right now
@arcaneavenger Basically my first online friend through the marvel fandom, we may have clashed sometimes and have the oh-so-amazing sibling bond, but I truly treasure our friendship and maybe enjoy just a tad too much when I rile you up.
@annathemcuandstlover I don’t rp a lot with you and your OCs but I do remember our small one liner roleplays which was fun to engage in. I do see all your videos and memes on discord and you’re such an amazing person.
@ghostcat58 is another one of my friends who I knew from Quotev. I don’t rp a lot with you in tumblr, but I know for a fact that your rps are either fun or angsty and I love it. I really hope you succeed in your dreams.
@lucegoose-the-second I’m pretty sure Laurya brought the stupid out of Serena (we don’t talk about the chair) and you’re basically the Laurya to my Serena, the one who keeps me on my toes when I do stupid bs and you’re always there to back me up when I need you the most. You’re kinda one of my first tumblr moots. I still remember our Uptown Funk duet, the one that technically made us mutuals. Artist moot #1
@oh-to-be-a-murderer You’re the chaotic one, the fun one that drives me nuts, but I’m not gonna lie, I actually love the chaos, what’s life without a little chaos? Right?
@thund3randrain I seriously have no memory of how we became friends but I’m very happy that we did. I’m amazed by your edits and watch out because one of these days I’m gonna put edit you (that’s not possible but whatever). And boy are your ocs creative, like Connor (Conner?)
@kitfoxerlox3r Also one of my drift tumblr moots who I basically knew from the strange blog. I love bothering the strange blog of yours and I’m really grateful to you, not only for the friendship but also that fun chaos.
@over-bi-the-wayside Dude how many blogs do you have? But seriously, I’m amazed by your roleplays and the fact that your blogs stand out (well, if I pay proper attention) Peggy Moot!!
@mutantontheloose Here’s another moot who has a lot of blogs, but still doesn’t lose creativity. I love the Barnes and Stark family rps and in all honesty, you’re an amazing friend who I can bother for silly stuff >:]
@thescarleteevee How can I not love this potato bean. Artist moot #2 spotted. Evelyn is probably the only blog of yours that I rp with, but that doesn’t mean you’re not stuck with me. How can someone spark chaos and calm at the same time, what? But anyways, i value our friendship.
@the-superoriginal I don’t interact a lot with you, but I swear, I remember our rps and I’m gonna interact with you more often than I usually do. And I really hope we can get to know each other more and better.
@makuyi13 Artist #3 spotted. I’m kinda proud of you, maybe because you finally showed yourself after days of anonymous support and appreciation and I think the socialising 101 worked. I’m happy to have you as my friend and happier that let me be yours.
@the1-and-only-peggycarter Peggy moot #2! I don’t really rp a lot but I do interact with you. Honestly, you’re really a fun person. I kinda like bothering you with my sad headcanons and edits /jk “Do as Peggy says” fr fr.
@elizabeth-wayne-official I’m not sure if I knew the Wayne before the Stark blog but I really had a lot of fun with my “Bruce is Batman” theories (he is!). Really a nice person to be friends with, and to rp with. A little chaotic but lovable!
@ everyone else I value our friendship and I’m really sorry if I forgot to tag you <3
IDEA
Let's make a tag chain where we leave compliments/inspirational words/comforting words and tag our targeted friends/moots
[ From all that I know and have experienced, you guys are so fuckin kind and I hope things get better, and you finally feel as good as you deserve to feel.
@chuchucharlie @itzzkaylaaa ]
[ I may not know much about you, and you guys may be very new to being moots with me, but I'm glad we met, even if we've interacted once/twice or not at all. Take care of yourselves, and enjoy life.
@3thereality @crazed-transbian-lunatic @izumi-san888 @saturnidiot @stareyeofficial ]
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Got to Lucanis's "A Murder of Crows" quest.
Oh. Really just skipping that whole talk with Viago beforehand, huh. Just jumping right to the actual rescue mission. No chance to talk to Spite.
LUCANIS. LUCANIS, LET YOUR MAGE FRIEND INTO YOUR MENTAL PRISON.
#springy plays Veilguard#Veilguard spoilers#Daylen “Rook” Mercar#it makes perfect sense why the assassin buddy is being the way he is#but also all I can think of is that “LET ME IN” meme
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sometimes, it's not so much about the romance as it is about the devotion. the adoration.
#pacific rim#black sails#the x-files#the bear#game of thrones#raleigh x mako#jack x anne#msr#sydcarmy#theonsa#i could go on forever i think#for me personally it is also about the romance and i do think they should all kiss and be in love but thats not THE POINT-#*adam scott meme* its about the vulnerability and unconditional care one has with someone else#how many different ways can i make this same post lets count
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I'm trying to start a movement here
[ID: The first 3 images are edited versions of the "Let's take ibuprofen together" meme. The captions now say "Let's read shoujo together". They each show a person holding their hand out to the viewer; a character from the series Benigyokuzui, Mob from Mob Psycho 100, and Jerma. / end ID]
ID provided by @siroofington thank you so much
#and don't even think shoujo is just romance. you cant even begin to understand the rich world of shoujo. join me in this beautiful journey.#let's read shoujo together#<my tags from that other shoujo post#i was definitely referencing the let's take ibuprofen together meme#gi talks#shoujo#anime#shounen#my happy marriage#natsume yuujinchou#akatsuki no yona#requiem of the rose king#colette decides to die#basara#just tagging a few off the top of my head that don't include only romance so more people can check them out#i haven't read all of them but i heard great thinga#josei#josei is also a dying art form and i'll just lump josei and shoujo together tbh#kimi ni todoke#1k#gi talks animanga#1#b
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The people demand more Minlach. ( please more we are desperate and your art of them is so good 🥺🥺🥺)
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my beautiful yuri... sooo critical to me that minthara 1. fell first 2. fell harder. something abt the idea of this self-avowed villain being utterly and inexplicably smitten with the sweetest nicest golden retriever girl in the world
#minthara is BEGGING to be fixed. i'm SO MAD that you can't fix her in the game#i do not understand people who are like ''she's irredeemable'' OKAY LET'S BE CLEAR i don't want her to be an unproblematic queen or whateve#she should be a murderer and stuff your honour she did in fact do all that. not discounting that in the slightest#BUT ALSO she did fall for karlach because karlach represents like. hope and happiness and peace and kindness and mercy#it's healing. for minthara. she's not like that cuz she's inherently evil she's fucking traumattiiizzeeeeeddddd#tbh when i first started shipping them i chased my tail a little on why karlach would even like her back but like#come on. karlach would kill for anything if it held her right#literally her greatest fear is being annoying and unlovable#she's a bit of a groveler. and minthara is the opposite of that so she can teach her to stop being a groveler and they meet in the middle#and it's perfect and they lived happily ever after#anyway#the meme on the right is old as fuck and i just never posted it. it's from months ago#which is a little unfortunate because i do think i might like it more than the drawing on the left#which is fresh from the factory (my hand)#but it's fine. it's fine#i also kinda wanna draw them with that 'short girl holding tall guy by the tie' meme? you know the one. that's them#ALSO VERY 'she ask for no pickles' as well#leave it to me to FOR ONCE get into a big fandom and then i pick a NICHE ASS TINY SHIP to get obsessed with#BUT THE BIGGEST SHIPS IN THIS FANDOM ARE FUCKING AWFUL#i fucking despise ********** and ********* IYKYK I WON'T BE A HATER IN THE TAGS BUT FUCKING IYKYYYYK#dm me if you want to hear me go on a tangent about the most popular f/f ship in this fandom and why i hate it with a deep passion#SO BAD#A NY WAY.#bg3#karlach#karlach cliffgate#minthara#minthara baenre#mintharlach#minlach
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I AM AT MY LIMIT
Snoopy #90
30/12/2024
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[description: a cartoon-style drawing of Snoopy's head. Snoopy is a white dog with black ears. His eyes are shut and his mouth is a horizontal line. There are two large blue teardrops, one under each eye. The text "I am at my limit" is handwritten across the top of the image.]
#peanuts#snoopy#art#90#based on that emoji face meme but i can't find the original ANYWHERE#at least not the entire image unedited. other than on like redbubble listings but i don't want to link those haha#if someone has a link to it please send it to me!! so i can link it in the post. thanks :)#also i have decided to start doing descriptions for each image (which i have been meaning to do for a while)#now that people actually follow this blog and interact with it and stuff#tbh i should've started doing them a long time ago#but the idea of retroactively going back to every post and adding a description kept putting me off... which is silly because it's only#gonna become more work the longer i leave it. so you know. just gotta start doing it#i will endeavour to add a description to all the previous snoopys of the day soon 🤞#anyway i made this because i sent a friend the original emoji image (taken from a redbubble screenshot LOL)#because we have been trying to book a place to stay for a group trip (6 people)#and like i did all the research and made a list to start us off (while letting people know they could add to the list) and sent that around#and made a poll for people to vote for their preferred place#and some people in the group have been taking FOREVER to respond with their opinions about accommodation#like to the point where all the other good places on the list have been booked up now and there is just one left#which luckily is the one with the most votes#and today i was like (about to book that one) ok well before i book i'm just checking that everyone is ok with these dates?#and some of them were like ohhh actually no. we haven't booked our flights yet so we're not sure which days exactly we'll be there#WHAT DO YOU MEAN!#in fairness i should've checked that we were all on the same page about dates beforehand#but like. the trip is literally in like 5 weeks AND during a public holiday like omfggggggg everywhere is gonna be booked out#do you know how hard it is to find accommodation for 6 people#and i don't even know the people who haven't been responding/haven't booked their flights/whatever#they're friends of a friend (who will also be coming on the trip) and i know nothing about them#i think i would be a lot less annoyed if it was just my friends because we would've just hopped on a call and sorted everything out in like#one night. otherwise we know + trust each other enough to make decisions for each other if we can't/don't want to be involved in planning
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hello!! just wondering whether anyone would be interested in a September-based art & writing event focussed on celebrating the female characters in the LU fandom?
i've been thinking about trying to organise something like this for a few months now, but i'm finally speaking up, because this morning i had an idea...
we could call it:
✨Sepfember✨
anyway, if you'd be interested in a september event, let me know!
#linked universe#lu event#social tag#sepfember#ISNT THAT THE MOST CHEESY SILLY NAME??? I LOVE IT#anywayz. i'm a fairly small blog but if people are interested i would love to organise an event like this!!#we can have character days for all the princesses and npcs and epona (LOL the closest thing we have to a female mc in LU is the horse ��🤣)#or prompts???#i can make a collection on ao3 for fics!!!#and it can be really chill and fun. no pressure no goals just lots of hype for our women!!!#including our new echoes of wisdom heroine whoever she may be#and all fanworks would be welcome of course. it doesn't just have to be an art & writing event#podfics playlists memes headcanons etc#and trans/genderfluid hcs! and genderbending! all welcome#i just want a chance to celebrate girls#also PLS LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS FOR THE EVENT???#i would love suggestions of fun things!!!#i was thinking about calling it the#women in linked universe challenge#but sepfember has a much better ring dont u think? hehe#women#✨✨#fandom event
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from this thing lolz
ty to @cherry-207 for the idea !! XPP
vargas by zarla-s
#sunny's art#vargas#edgar vargas#vargas zarla#scriabin#zarla s#scriabin vargas#would add shitpost tag too but i made so much effort on these to call it shitpost#this took me like 4 days . it could've taken two but i had to go out most of these days#this is just another “ i forced myself to color this thing just to practice coloring ” piece#went crazy with this one X3#changed pretty much all of my brushes#bye square-shaped brush . i'm gonna miss you#i feel like edgar would actually find this cute tbh#it's perfect for them and they both know it#i know that the actual meme doesn't really look like my artstyle#but this is the first time i draw a face from that angle okay#that's all bye#nevermind i want to rant about something .#okay it's like . everytime i draw edgar i struggle a lot thinking of the clothes i want to draw on him#so i literally took a screenshot of every thing zarla has drawn on him so i can yk . pick something out of there#well on this one drawing she made he had this pretty beige cardigan and i was like okay sure let's get that one#then . was just coloring and when i tried to shade the beige it just looked dirty and ugly#why when other people do it it looks good and when i try to do it it just looks ugly ??!!1!1?!#funny enough this is the third time this happens to me#it also used to happen with gray . i just changed the color of the shading to dark blue and boom fixed#so i had to change it to green . looks better like that anyways#so i'm thinking . does beige look bad on edgar or it's just that i don't know how to shade beige in the first place#( probably second one#i think this is actually all
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i saw in the tags of your henry and mortmain posts that you’d like people to ask you about them :) — and tbh i’d love to hear more about the parallels between them that you mention in the post :D
Before I begin, I’m so sorry I took so so long to answer! I have been pretty busy and could definitely do a longer breakdown of all this but it’s already been a month and it’s going to drive me insane if I leave thing unanswered any longer.
I’ll need to do a full re-read of the trilogy to really answer the questions but here are some thoughts that are very interesting to me. Please excuse any incoherent-ness, (and grammar issues, and repetition issues, and poor citation, and spelling, and rambling, etc, etc) i have spent so long staring at the document i wrote this on trying to get my brain to work I may have totally lost the plot. Just trust me guys I’ve got a PhD in Henry Fairchild.
Lets start off with the most obvious parallel, that being their work. On a strictly physical level the work they do is very similar- they both approach magic through science and vice versa in a notably unique fashion. Stylistically and functionally the things each of them create has a decently sized overla and Henry has no problem understanding Mortmain’s creations. Mortmain favors clockwork for his creations and while Henry doesn’t specifically focus on such things he is very familiar with them, and interested to boot.
Mortmain is quite brilliant, in multiple ways. Most people could not manage the type of thing he pulls off consistently; Henry *probably* could. It’s worth noting Henry is severely limited by Shadowunter laws; in the third book we see the only reason he hasn’t invented a portal entirely by himself is because he can only work with a specific set of runes (Clockwork Princess, pg. 282). Even working in the tight restraints of Shadowhunter resources, and only being around 21 in the books, he’s extremely competent.
Furthermore, Henry does not approach things with the period typical Shadowhunter judgement; as a matter of fact he essentially does not function within society as a Shadowhunter. To unpack that lets look at where Mortmain and Henry stand in relation to broader society.
The London Shadowhunters in this time period can be described, for lack of a better word, as pissy. Judgmental, bored, aggressive, whiny, chronically dissatisfied, dramatic, dismissive, sometimes downright cruel, etc, etc. Pissy. They’re really pissy.
Henry, objectively speaking, does not fit into all this, and is punished for it (see pgs 281-283 CP3). The general public treats him horribly. Recall in Clockwork Angel Charlotte tells Tessa that Henry was the one who told Mortmain what a Pyxis was (which is, again, a different rant), that he wants her to tell the Clave and that she won’t because “they already treat him so badly”. And they do- nearly every single interaction involving him and broader Shadowhunter society involves some sort of insult, mockery, slight, etc. Almost nobody but Charlotte ever objects to this behavior and her objections have zero effect. “Making fun of Henry” is pretty much an unopposed standard.
There’s no fair reason for this. Henry is, by all accounts, an extremely pleasant person. He’s repeatedly described as “kind”- Tessa has him pinned as a trustworthy person almost immediately (“it’s only Henry, after all”). He’s rarely upset, laid back, well intentioned, and generally polite. He doesn’t have a mean bone in his body.
Imo he probably would have been treated better if he did respond in kind- or even if he had just fully withdrawn from Shadowhunter society. His persistent refusal to hold a grudge, a generally positive trait, shoots him in the foot. This is only compounded by his general disinterest in things like physical fighting, politics, and social structure. He hasn’t done anything wrong- quite the opposite- but he’s being punished by his peers for the crime of being earnestly odd (coughhasblatantlyautisticcough).
Mortmain, being a human child raised by warlocks, obviously does not fit into any particular standard. He doesn't have any particular loyalty to a party. Rather, he mostly defines his identity with his hatred for Shadowhunters, and connects with other groups transactionally with this in mind.
He has been wronged by the Shadowhunters, when his parents were killed and then in the aftermath. The Clave denying his request for reparations and, by extent, denying any wrongdoing in their actions, is a smack in the face from a powerful society.
With this in mind they would be both well within their rights to resent the Shadowhunters and they respond to that in fully opposite ways.
Henry doesn’t resent them- at all. Despite how horribly he is treated, which, one can note, does not stop after the battle of Cadair Idris, he chooses to let it go and actively work to make life better for those same people. (Clockwork Prince; “You know it isn't just tinkering for me. You know I want to create something that will make the world better, that will make things better for the Nephilim.”), He views that cruelty as a part of life as a Shadowhunter but not the defining part of that society. It’s just a thing that happens- it sucks, it hurts, but he’s not going to blame or punish the whole group because of it.
Mortmain’s is entirely the opposite. He hates them and views all the Shadowhunters as irredeemably wrong, fully deserving of a violent fate. All of them. He’s obsessed with destroying all these people despite most of the individuals who hurt him directly being gone. He blames them all, intends to carry out a mass punishment and doesn’t care about anything else.
He is deeply resentful, yeah, but he also wants more for himself. He doesn’t just want revenge, he wants a disgusting amount of power, a total victory over anything he choses, power mainly for the sake of having power.
Now we can circle back to that earlier point- Henry could be like Mortmain.
Recall in Clockwork Angel when they first bring back the automaton for Henry to examine in his lab he’s not just interested in the machine- he’s excited about it.He recognizes it to be a brilliant work of science and design, something incredibly impressive and compelling. This is not the sort of thing anyone sees everyday and it’s certainly not the sort of thing a Shadowhunter would interact with. This is exactly the sort of thing he loves, the sort of thing nobody else ever brings up, and it’s exciting to see.
As the books continue nobody else is ever caught up on the functional skills of the machinery itself. People talk about Mortmain, about what is happening, what to do, etc, etc, but the fact that the automatons are a feat of engineering is just not on anybody's radar. It’s not the sort of thing any Shadowhunter gives shit about, save Henry.
So Henry has the same intellectual capacity as Mortmain, the same scientific and magical capacity, and a not dissimilar approach to thinking.
He could pretty much disappear and do whatever he wanted forever. He could ditch the Nephilim. He could walk off without telling anybody and never bother with the Clave’s again. He could go off and study all the things Shadowhunter’s are banned from. He could create whatever he wanted completely unencumbered by the restrictions of the Nephilim (see pg.283 of CP3). Chances are nobody would pick up on it. One of the major flaws of that group of Shadowhunters is that they’re very self focused. If someone they aren’t particularly fond of, who doesn’t fit into their narrow view of someone that deserves respect, stops showing up and interacting with them they are not gonna make any real effort to figure out where they’ve gone. If Henry wasn’t around to “annoy” them none of them wouldn't go looking for him and they don’t have enough respect for innovation to wonder what he’s up to.
Remember, nobody cares about what he does (Clockwork Princess: Henry blushed a scarlet color. It was clear that no one had ever complimented his inventing before, except perhaps Charlotte. Pg. 282 )
He could have a whole new world of resources without having to deal with a society that thoroughly rejects him. He could do the one thing everyone thinks he loves the most. Hell, from an outsider point of view, the only thing he loves. He’ll happily spend days straight working, forgetting to eat, sleep, or anything else.
It’s theoretically not difficult to imagine a universe where he skips out of Shadowhunter society completely and has been wandering around the same circles as Mortmain for forever.
(He doesn’t ofc because that would be betrayal. It would require breaking the law, throwing away all social and civic responsibility, abandoning the whole kit and kaboodle, blah blah, certainly not related to other very elaborate thoughts I have about this character.)
The point here is that they are so similar save that fact. Their scientific approach to the world, which absolutely defines that way Henry exists and, at least at some point in his life, probably defined Mortmain, are so similar. If you laid the basic facts all out to someone with no context other previous knowledge on the characters (here is what they do, here is what they’re best at, here is what they bring physically to the table etc and exclude personality, morality, relationships, etc) and asked them to point out a character most like Mortmain they’d probably point to Henry.
Hell, I’d point to Henry. I’d say yeah, that’s a set up for someone to go full mad scientist and wander off to do whatever he wants. I’d say that's the character most likely to agree to use human bodies to power machinery.
Recall back to Clockwork Angel (and like, two paragraphs ago) about the automatons that are so fascinating to Henry. The beginning scene is the most exciting he ever is about this incredible tech:
“[The automaton] is not precisely a living creature at all… A mechanical creature, made to move and appear as a human being moves and appears. Leonardo da Vinci designed one. You can find it in his drawings- a mechanical creature that could sit up, walk, and turn its head. He was the first to suggest that human beings are only complex machines, that our insides are like cogs and pistons and cams made of muscle and flesh. So why could they not be replaced with copper and iron? Why couldn’t you build a person? But this. Jaquet Droz and Maillardet could never have dreamed of this. A true biomechanical automaton, self moving, self directing, wrapped in human flesh.” His eyes shone. “It’s beautiful.”
“Henry.” Charlotte’s voice was tight. “That flesh you’re admiring. It came from somewhere.”
Henry passed the back of his hand across his forehead, the light dying out of his eyes. “Yes- those bodies in the cellar.” (pg. 160-161, Clockwork Angel. )
That characteristic earnest excitement that he displays towards nearly everything new dies on the spot. “Miranda” and the other automatons are not less interesting because they’re made with human body parts- if anything that should make it more interesting. But the scientific brilliance is negated by the cruelty associated with it. It’s impressive, it’s “beautiful” and it’s not worth it. Innovation that opposes life, as opposed to promoting it, doesn’t count (see tags).
So their work, especially in this context, is interchangeable- it’s their intentions that make the whole difference.
Tessa says it best in Clockwork Princess; Henry brings things to life. Mortmain destroys. Where one of them has devoted his life to protecting people, regardless of how he’s been treated, the other one has devoted himself to slaughtering people, because of how he was treated. Where one invents with the specific intention of protecting life
In other words, two very very similar people differentiated by a fundamental love for humanity and a fundamental disregard of it.
TLDR: I need to reread the books to make this post but their style of work, approach to science and magic, and interests parallel. Also I have no idea if I’m coherent anymore please ranting in the tags for thoughts on everything here.
TLDR the TLDR: They’re both inventing shit in a series hinged around these things that have been invented
#no i did not reread this#i simply did not have it in me#trusting beloved mutal who said i make sense#anyways. *gestures vaguely* inventors#I would argue that mortmain defines himself by his hatred of shadowhunters AND his inventing but thats a different conversation (re: "mortm#mortmain has been alive for so long he hasn't been the smooth precise overlord forever he hasn't had all this power forever#and before he started spinning the web of tid he WAS innovative he did work he was creative BEFORE that thats part of how he got there sO-#*i am dragged off stage by security*#The excessive citations of pages 280-283 of clockwork princess are on account of me having those pages photographed#idk bro he’s enamored with inventing because its a way to bring life into the world to add something to create to give etc#Mortmain is enamored because it lets him turn away from the world to take something to destroy#There's a life and death parallel in there#*gripping you by the shoulders* henry invents with the specific intention of protecting life that is the point of it all it's all about tha#Thats the see tags bit. Couldnt figure out how to write that coherently. You know what i mean.#Innovation is innovative because it makes life better for people mortmains stuff is making life worse thus it is not in the same category t#Henry could be like mortmain because he can logistically think in that way and he could never be like mortmain because he morally could not#Very important to me that we note henry is NEVER like “yeah its horrible but it IS brilliant lets respect that”#he points out how brilliant it is UNTIL Charlotte points out the direct violence that led to no liSTEN- *dragged offstage by security again#you know that meme of the guy being carried off stage by all his friend yelling#thats what I'm like right now#just trust me guys the fact that i cannot articulate is not my problem#anyways. I'm normal about this man.#tid#rambling#the infernal devices#seriously I'm so sorry it took so long it's been haunting me for a month#tsc#henry branwell#henry fairchild#now gonna dip until this gets enough notes i feel okay with it not being on the top of my blog. also tumblr says no more tags allowed here:
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somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-
#puppy rambles#deltarune#spamton#my favorite part of the spamton sweepstakes is the part of the q&a where spamton implied he and jevil are divorced#are all the secret bosses in a polycule you think. we need to add to this deranged relationship#diversity win! all the people who were driven insane by being told their world is just a game are in a polyamorous relationship <3#i like to think gaster made a discord for all of them. just like ''hey. sorry for telling you your world's fake. here's a discord. good by'#i don't even care about the secret bosses super much but they still amuse me greatly. even if there's only two of them rn-#spamton is so hilarious. idk why everyone is so obsessed with him but it makes him even funnier to me#also his text in brackets is fun to write. it's also hard to write but you can do so much with it#since it's taken from various places on the internet you can just reference memes#... i mean the one problem is that it'd probably have to be memes from the time period deltarune's in#so like. early 2000's or 2010's#but the valentines don't regard that and reference more recent memes so who knows really#maybe deltarune's actually meant to be in modern times. i mean you could fully convince me#that noelle just likes old internet-style websites and stuff dfskljfdsdfjksfkjlsfkj-#(i mean some of the meme references are up to interpretation)#(but the two definite ones are the war thunder forums leaking military documents and also the hotel mario intro)#(and at the very least the former is a newer thing)#(there's also seemingly references to the ''let me in'' meme and the foam shower images from the april fool's newsletter last year)#(idk where the fuck else ''insulating foam'' would be taken from-)#i hope spamton just randomly contributes to conversations sometimes if you have the dealmaker equipped#i logically doubt it but it'd be extremely hilarious#i'm now imagining equipping the dealmaker to noelle. who was not there for either spamton encounter#''um. kris why's there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot?'' ''don't worry about it''#alternatively if you just get the dealmaker from the hole in castle town cuz you have another file with it#... can you do that in chapter 2 files. if so then can you technically have the dealmaker while not having met spamton-#''player why is there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot'' ''don't worry about it''#''i'm sparing you from having an existential crisis later-''
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it always kinda makes me laugh how ladybug fought tangerine in the snack car just to be like "oh yeah you can have the case idc" immediately afterwards like. you know you wouldn't have had to fly out the train window like a mcdonalds napkin if you had just told him that when he was asking for the case the first 10 times
#i know its not a window im referencing a meme. anyway it makes me laugh like what was that all about then#'you sure you don't wanna talk this out?' what is there to talk out just say he can have the case and then its over like.#ladybug is more combative than he lets on#bullet train#tangerine#ladybug#also i know it was necessary to further the plot i just think its funny okay. okay#tangybug
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Have not watched every nct mv yet but convinced already that they’re just a group, a rather large group, who do silly dances and make goofy ah music. I’m not hating them Idk how anyone could genuinely hate them cause they so silly I laugh watching their mvs cause I don’t expect what’s happening and there’s so much in every video, the goofy opening choreo for favorite and the TikTok meme, they all sleep like bottoms, there’s the silly flute in sticker and the cowboy core with all the lights and Vegas and they drink hot sauce and the hippie vibes and it’s just gay and campy and cunty and extra and goofy and fun music, the weird English lyrics, the odd sounding instrumentals, like I’m not sure if I genuinely like any nct songs or unit songs as in I think they are really good but they can be catchy and are def fun to listen too, the opening to kick it and the chorus in kick back, love talk is so nasty and funny and I also think it’s hilarious that the entire group vapes. Idk like I know idols smoke but there’s like so many members and the fact that they all collectively vape they all share the same braincell and it’s so funny to me idk why and the remixes and all the Bollywood memes and the comments are hilarious it’s like going down a rabbit hole it’s fun and boujee and they do all different concepts and genres and silly like dances and all kinds of stuff it’s fun I think it’s cute.
#I am genuinely not hating on them#it’s all in good fun#idk how else to describe them#they really are they own genre I swear#just looking from a non fan perhaps#BUT WHEN THEY LET JOHNNY HAVE LONG BLONDE HAIR#THAT WAS SUCH A WIN#anyway#and like superm was fun I wish I got into them earlier#oh well#nct#nct u#nct dream#nct 127#wayv#AGAIN I DONT HATE THEM#and I brought up vaping cause of the memes that doesn’t bother me really I joke about it all the time#it’s not intended to be a punch at them#ALSO I JUST LOVE MARK#for no particular reason#not that I can think of#he just looks so friend shaped#idk I can’t take them seriously they are so unserious
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no, because sometimes it just randomly hits me that whenever i was first making this account, that i set the background originally as different SPIDERS ON DISPLAY... even though i could feel myself getting the heebie jeebies from it even before i edited it + that's when i decided to change it to the current one 😭 like why i ever thought it was a good idea to put displayed real spiders as the background will forever elude me jsjs LOL
#ALL POWER DEMANDS PAIN AND SACRIFICE: musings.#ooc post.#and honestly... thank god that background was only around before i started following people because OMG#it definitely would've enhanced the creepiness factor behind misao but i think it would've enhanced it a little TOO much you know what-#i mean? especially with the knowledge that she is a spider herself but anywhozies. i hope that you all are doing well-#as i just wanted to let you all know to expect more activity from me on here as i feel like i am on a roll when it comes to developing-#misao more personality-wise so some old asks will likely be answered soon + i'll hopefully be able to get to them all as soon as i can#buttt if you all want to send something new or what have you... then i may be posting new stuff so 👀 you know - there's#totally no pressure OFC but if you all would like a little something-something from me then i'd also like to turn this into-#a meme call so feel free to like this if you'd like for me to send you a few memes!!#tw: arachnophobia.
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