#but also a little sweet

[starreduste]

"Moo..."

Petunia's current (and fairly old) ref sheet.

Thought it was about time I introduced her to the folks over here. :) 🌼

[puppppppppy]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[n0sebleeds]

"My sleep was deep and invigorating." (Try to cover up the blood seeping out with your hands.) He's still worried. You must have really thrashed and squealed in your sleep.

[the-rodent-gentleman]

All rise for the Big Daddy of Wrath

And as a bonus:

[rystiel]

au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner

stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy

(plus a part 2 & part 3)

[extravagav]

Too🤨 many?? Too🤨🤨🤨 many dudes????? How many dudes are there normally sanji?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[mohntilyet]

still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[leahaart]

JAYDEENNNN 😫💕💕

[hannahbarberra162]

*shoves my head through the open window* What was that? I heard something about mean Marco? It's a different way to spend an afternoon than Nice Marco but it can still be fun.

Consensual but mean, implied long term relationship

Marco had been driving his long, blue, textured tongue into your throbbing pussy for hours now. You knew because the shadows of the sun through the window had grown longer and longer as you writhed beneath him. You didn't know what you'd done to deserve such a harsh punishment - you hadn't been bratty the past few days, had tried your best to listen to him. So you were a little surprised when he threw you over his shoulder without warning and pinned you to the floor of his cabin with a large talon. You were gagged but Marco had left your hands free to push at his muscled leg. Without so much as a "hello," Marco shredded your pants and panties leaving you bare before him.

He then spent the remainder of his afternoon with his head between your legs as he edged you. Whether he was edging you to orgasm or to losing your mind was yet to be seen. Whenever you'd get close to coming he would stop and wait, letting every feeling abate before beginning again. You weren't sure how many times he'd done it but you'd lost count after 17. He was alternating his human tongue with his Zoan one, the differences between them making you push at the talon holding you down. His human tongue was warm, flat, and smooth, licking you in large swaths whereas his Zoan form was long, muscled and slightly cooler. He used it to delve into you and devour you from the inside, paying special attention to your gspot. As his tongue hit your gspot, his nose would be grinding into your clit, stimulating you further. Marco's stamina on the battlefield was only outpaced by his stamina in the bedroom. "Happy anniversary Love," Marco said sweetly as he looked up from your sopping cunt, giving your clit a kiss. You whimpered at the contact, too over-sensitized to enjoy it. "We're nearly at the number of months we've been together yoi. You wouldn't want us to have bad luck, right? Better keep going."

Quin my friend. What do you mean with mind blowing orgasm. Marco would pin you down with his talons and lick your throbbing pussy with his blue tongue until you see stars, but he always ALWAYS stops before you cum.

XD @hannahbarberra162 ‘s mean Marco - whom I love - would most certainly do that 🥵

But my Marco is attentive and kind unless I ask him to be mean, so he wouldn’t stop. 😇 and that can actually be the issue, cause he doesn’t stop. The taste, the sounds, the struggle - he loves it.

And so there’s just no escape until every muscle aches, and I’m drenched in sweat and flames are flickering over my skin soothing aches I didn’t even start with. He’ll go get me something to drink and I better get my pants back on before he gets back or I’m in for another round.

Good way to spend a day though, NGL.

[gongyussy]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[ajthecrocodile]

IT’S A RAINBOW OF BILLS! A BILLBOW! RGBILL!!!

The clip of Bill saying YELLOW was all over my FYP and it inspired me…

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[egophiliac]

i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada

thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.

also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!

not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops

[choccy-milky]

⭐ HL x ghibli! ⭐