#but all the time

[illmasc]

tboy horny is actually nightmarish because like yes my cock gets hard ik what it feels like to have that aspect going on but my pussy has like teeth now. i’m pretty sure the next cock or strap that goes in there is going to be trapped bc i want it so bad. it’s like between my legs and in my stomach there’s just a void, screaming at me to get it filled. it’s so dangerous—i want to be bred more than i ever did before.

[allwillbecomeclear]

he has achieved maximum coze

[spiritunwilling]

Often times I imagine myself holding discussions with various versions of myself like there's a version who is sluttier and more evil than me but also there are other versions as well and in my head I hold discussions with them and hang out with them and sometimes I tell jokes and they laugh or they tell me it's a stupid joke. And yeah we hang out and they are mean to me sometimes

[saturndivine]

Why are sagittarius placements always naked?

[clementineskesh]

ok I think gomens 2 ep 4 is the one where they lost me

[soup-is-nice-sometimes]

let it be known that despite my username, I think soup is nice all the time, there is never a bad time for soup

[palfriendpatine66]

Note to self: No, future you is absolutely not going to remember where this was supposed to be going the next time you have time to write. Please, for the love of Cheez-its, finish your thought before closing the doc on your wip.

Signed, Clueless ✍️

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[yellow-g0ache]

If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

[guiltyidealist]

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns