#but all the research part is killing me i just wanna skip to the part where im around animals

[demadogs]

bitch thesis is so hard and ive barely started

[nadvs]

　　🐚　⊹　❀　︵　∘　 breaking point ⟢

pairing rafe cameron x kook! female reader

summary withdrawal is worse than rafe ever could have imagined. thankfully, he has you.

content warning substance abuse

this is a blurb in the home before dark universe, inspired by this ask!

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It’s been four nights without coke. Rafe keeps hoping it’ll get even just a shred easier, but it’s not.

You told him it’d be best to skip parties for the next while so he’s not tempted while he tries to quit. What he didn’t expect was that you’d be skipping them with him. He should have known, though, considering how much you care about him.

Moments like these, he’s not sure why you chose him.

He’s been curt all day, responding to you with short, sharp sentences. Still, you’ve stayed by his side, making sure he’s resting, pretending not to notice how much he’s shaking.

The moon is in the sky, signalling the end of a long day. It’s obvious your boyfriend doesn’t want to talk, so you step out onto the balcony that leads out of his bedroom as he sits in bed, scrolling on his phone.

You look out at the massive property under the night sky, hoping it’ll get easier for him soon.

According to the research you’ve done, it’s different for every addict. There’s no timeline to follow, no day you can look forward to things turning around for him. Some symptoms last months.

After a few minutes of silence, you hear sluggish footsteps padding behind you.

Rafe rubs his mouth, his ring gleaming in the moonlight, as he stands beside you at the railing.

“I’m an asshole,” he mutters. “Sorry.”

“A real asshole wouldn’t worry about being an asshole,” you reply. You look over at him, his face downturned in shame. “It’s hard. Feeling angry or irritable is expected.”

Rafe nods, gazing down.

“How do you know?” he asks.

“I read up on it,” you say. “You can’t control how your body is reacting. It’s okay.”

“It didn’t even feel good to do it anymore by the end,” he admits. “It just made me feel like… I don’t know, nervous. But I still want...”

Rafe can’t finish his sentence, disappointed in himself.

“You’re doing great,” you say, resting a hand on his trembling back. “It’s not easy.”

“I shoulda never fucking started,” he says with a scoff. You try to steer the conversation away from the past, so not to remind him why he so desperately chases an escape.

“Are you hungrier than usual?” you ask. Increased appetite was a symptom you read about.

“Yeah,” he says.

“Wanna go for a late night food run?” you ask. “Or you can stay here and I go make something or pick something up?”

Rafe stares at you through heavy lidded eyes, lips parted.

“What?” you ask.

“This might sound…” he says, unable to find the word. He takes a deep breath. “I think I’d die without you.”

Your eyes deepen with sorrow, compassion, and gratitude all at once.

“Remember everything you did for me?” you ask softly.

When Rafe’s eyes sweep over your face, he does. He wouldn’t leave your side when you were trying to escape your ex. He beat him within an inch of his life. He stared down the end of a gun, risking everything, ready to kill someone who was tormenting you.

He’d do it all again.

“You saved my life,” you say, tears pricking at your eyes. Even when it was so painful being around you, Rafe wouldn’t leave you. You still carry the trauma from what happened, but being with the man who protected you, even when he’s being abrupt, reminds you of how safe you are.

“This won’t beat you, okay?” you tell him. “I won’t let it.”

You curl into him, wrapping your arms around his torso, inhaling the smell of his cologne and his natural musk.

Rafe kisses the top of your head, hugging you tightly. You stand like this for a few minutes, and when you pull back, he kisses your lips, asking where you want to go to eat.

You gaze up at him with all the love in your heart, a hopeful smile growing on your face.

You don’t think anything you could do for him could even the score and make up for what he’s done for you.

He’s thinking the same thing about you.

After you eat together, you hold his trembling body in bed, kissing his forehead, hearing his breaths fall deeper once he falls asleep.

You tell yourself every bad night is one step closer to the first good night. You’ll weather this with him. All of it.

[mformarsala]

ok long-ish post with my thoughts on how tbb might end

Kinda of a fixed point we have is that Hemlock's research should be successful to a certain degree and lay foundation for cloning Palpatine.

My understanding is that Omega's blood function as a medium, substrate that allows to clone force sensitives while maintaining M-count. So you need Omega's blood and someone force sensitive.

Therefore, either Omega stays at the Tantiss (and tbb all die) or she stays just long enough for them to get enough blood (and than gets rescued by tbb)

While tbb casually kills a lot of characters it does not feel in the tone of the series to go the first glum route (and it does not really fit into overall plot).

I think there will be another time skip where they get enough data of Omega before she is rescued and it will serve to explain why after s3 the empire is no longer after Omega or tbb.

Plus partial success would explain why remnants of the empire are after Grogu in the Mandalorian. Say tbb rescues the force sensitive children and Omega, than the empire has enough of Omega's blood but needs more force sensitive children for experiments. And Hemlock is demoted because of the fiasco and it creates the delay till the Mandalorian in the program.

In s1e2 Cut says "You wanna know how to dissapear? Put being a soldier behind you and make a new life for yourself." so it seems likely to me that the ending of tbb is going to be akin the ending of the Mandalorian and they'll settle as farmers somewhere out of the way.

Maybe with the force sensitive kids, maybe they'll offload them onto someone "who can train them".

Emerie is probably going to defect and stay with the kids.

I hope clones imprisoned on Tantiss will be rescued by tbb. Omega keeps bringing it up for a reason, right?

Comandos... Tbb does not seem to be too focused on forcefully removing chips/programming so they'll probably be reassigned to other projects (in assumption that Tantiss closes at the end of tbb) or disposed off screen.

As I'm writing this I'm realizing that i see tbb ending either with a small farm just for tbb and Omega or a big farm for tbb and all the kids accumulated on the way. My money on the small farm though.

There is a possibility I suppose that Omega IS force sensitive and she goes with the other fs kids and tbb goes to live somewhere else.. But like the only thing that suggests that ending is that one line from Ventress. And I think the whole obsession with Omega's blood works differently. It's not confirmed high M-count, it's confirmed high M-count replication.

With how little Echo was in this season it does seem likely that the rumors are true and there will be another animated series. The story of Emerie, comandos, and freed clones might continue there.

Big question of course is the identity of CX-2.

Narratively I think the only option that makes sense is Tech. Plus observations I have seen online regarding speech patterns and fighting moves do seem convincing. However, I do have some reservations here. CX-2 is almost.. too good to be Tech? Absolutely no shade to Tech but he was always part of a team and not a sole operative and focused on technical aspects and his weapon of choice were pistols rather than a rifle. Idk if time skip was enough to retrain him.

CX-2's distorted voice is different from CX's distorted voice. On one hand Tech's voice is different from reg's so it's a point for team Tech. On the other CX's voice sounds nothing like clone's and it was a bit of a reveal in s2 that the operative was a clone so maybe it's neither here nor there.

The second obvious option that comes to mind is Cody. Rampart knows about CX program; a clone that expresses doubts regarding empire is send to a secret reconditioning program and if anyone asks "he went AWOL". I mean it sounds plausible. Plus Cody is usually depicted wielding DC-15 either carbine or rifle so it's perhaps an easier switch to the CX's rifle. Though this season noone is mentioning Cody so it does seem far fetched. Unless face reveal is like the final frame of s3 and is used to pivot into the new series.

[jupejumble]

you wanna hear me talk about my favorite live action movie? of course you do here we go (0 notes)

just a quick nope infodump cuz i have nowhere else to dump my thought about this movie -- i put it under the cut cuz i know some people dont like horror or scary stuff, and some people are planning on watching it and dont want spoilers :]

first this is my thing of how i finally got to watching nope, it can be skipped, the actual infodump starts at the pink text

ok so first of all, nope had caught my attention when i first saw some trailers for it,, then i forgot about it until i saw some fanart for the gordy scene, and i thought it looked so good. so i looked in the comments and people kept talking about that scene. me, being curious, looked up the scene on youtube. and it scared me so bad.

later in the year (2022) i went to universal studios in a family trip. i really enjoyed it but the one part that was my favorite was the studio tour, i love animation and film and cinematography so it was right up my alley. but at the very end of the tour, we went to the new exhibition of it. Jupiter's Claim.

the very same jupiter's claim from the movie (not really just a recreation). they did a whole thing with the aliens and it freaked me out. very fun but i did not expect it so it was alarming to see a set piece from a movie i had little knowledge on and was scared of.

so i did what i usually do to keep my nerves down, started researching it. watching trailers, actor interviews, cinematography etc.

i wanted to see what the movie was about, so i looked it up and read the plot on wikipedia, it did get me less scared of it, but it also really peaked my interest.

when the synapsis described jean jacket's final form, i hadnt imagined it was so big. in my head i thought it was smaller than a person and that it looked like a jellyfish. i was only half right. then once again, i forgot about the movie entirely.

until almost a year later. when i saw a "everything great about" video on nope. i thought, well they usually cut up the movie, and talk through it, so itll basically be like watching the movie.

it was really interesting, so i decided to watch it. now onto my infodump thing im mostly going to be talking about the themes and stuff

HERES THE MOVIE PLOT WHICH I JUST PULLED FROM WIKIPEDIA CUZ I DONT WANT TO WRITE THE ENTIRE THING -- you can skip this if youve watched tho movie, or just skip it if you want idc

[In Agua Dulce, California, the Haywood family trains and handles horses for film productions. One day at the Haywood ranch, small metallic objects violently fall from the sky. One of these objects, a nickel, ends up killing Otis Haywood Sr.

Six months later, his children, Emerald "Em" Haywood and a depressed Otis "OJ" Haywood Jr., are fired from a set after their horse, Lucky, reacts violently to its own reflection in a chrome ball utilized for visual effects. To raise money, OJ has been selling some of the Haywood horses to Ricky "Jupe" Park, who operates a Western theme park called Jupiter's Claim. Jupe exploits his past traumatic experience as a child actor on the set of a family sitcom that costarred a chimpanzee named Gordy. During filming of an episode, Gordy reacted violently to the sound of popping balloons and attacked at least two of his human co-stars, but ultimately left Jupe completely unharmed, before being fatally shot by police.

One night, the Haywoods notice their electricity fluctuating and their horses violently reacting to an unknown presence. They discover an unidentified flying object (UFO) that has been taking their horses and spitting out the inorganic matter, which OJ concludes to have caused their father's death. The siblings decide to document and sell evidence of the UFO's existence, and recruit electronics store employee Angel Torres to set up surveillance cameras. The UFO arrives and abducts a horse as well as a plastic horse Em stole from Jupiter's Claim for use as a decoy.

The next day, Em attempts to recruit famed cinematographer Antlers Holst to help them record the UFO. Holst declines, telling Em that chasing wealth and fame is a "dream you will never wake up from." Angel then arrives and reveals that a cloud in the valley never moves; OJ suspects this is the UFO's hiding place before theorizing, based on the UFO's flight patterns, that it isn't a ship at all.

Jupe introduces a live show in Jupiter's Claim where he plans to use Lucky as bait to lure out the UFO. For months Jupe has been offering the UFO the Haywood's horses for shows. The UFO arrives earlier than expected and devours Jupe and everyone in attendance for the show (including his family and staff), ultimately leaving only Lucky alive. OJ, attempting to retrieve Lucky, confirms his theory that the UFO is actually a territorial, predatory organism. After the creature showers the Haywood household with the detritus and regurgitated remains of the Jupiter’s Claim crowd, OJ realizes that it only attacks those who look directly at it. He devises a plan to record it. Em and Angel are hesitant until Em receives a call from Holst, who now agrees to help. OJ names the organism "Jean Jacket", after a horse that Em as a child was promised to train.

To circumvent Jean Jacket's effect of shutting down all electronics nearby, Holst brings a hand-cranked IMAX film camera. The group plans to bait Jean Jacket with a field of electrically-powered tube man props to deduce its location in the sky. However, a TMZ paparazzo trespasses onto the field and is thrown from his electric motorcycle when it shuts down near Jean Jacket, which devours him. Though Holst captures footage of Jean Jacket, his obsession with "the impossible shot" results in him being devoured alongside his camera, forcing the remaining three to flee. Angel survives an attack from Jean Jacket by being wrapped in a tarp and barbed wire, causing the creature to unfurl into a new, larger form.

OJ intentionally looks directly at Jean Jacket, allowing Em to use the motorcycle to rush to Jupiter's Claim. There, she untethers the park's large helium balloon mascot of Jupe, the large eyes of which attract Jean Jacket's ire. Jean Jacket attempts to feed on the balloon while Em uses an attraction's analog camera to photograph Jean Jacket as it feeds. Its attempt to eat the perceived threat results in the balloon exploding, destroying Jean Jacket. With the picture as proof of the creature's existence and reporters arriving nearby, Em sees an unharmed OJ and Lucky standing outside of Jupiter's Claim.]

WOOO NOW ONTO MY THOUGHTS ON THE MOVIE

we know that 6 months before the events of the movie, oj and em's dad was killed from a nickel that came from the sky and hit him in the eye and went into his brain. in the beginning of that scene we hear a radio news broadcast about some missing hikers. SINCE LATER WE FIND OUT THAT JEAN JACKET SHOOTS OUT THE METAL THINGS HE CANT EAT THAT COIN HAD COME FROM THE HIKERS

ohoho jupe, he's such a well written character. he is so complex. he was traumatized as a child with the gordy incident. he was the only cast member (as far as we know) to come out completely unscathed,,, physically. ----- when oj is trying to set up a path of buying the horses back, jupe says "yeah yeah we can do that" (HE IS A LIAR). and while oj is talking to jupe about that, em interrupts asking about the gordy incident. -- JUPE'S REACTION IS SO INTERESTING, HE TAKES THEM INTO A ROOM WHICH IS DEDICATED TO THIS INCIDENT BUT HE DOESNT ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THE INCIDENT, INSTEAD HE TALKS ABOUT THE SNL SKETCH!!! HE HAS TURNED HIS TRAUMA INTO ENTERTAINMENT!!! the way i saw it is that he subconciously thinks that entertainment is a purpose, and if he can turn that incident into something that can be consumed by others then what happened wasnt for nothing. what he went through wasnt just a pitiful event in his life. it was something to be consumed. it was a spectacle.

JUPE BELIEVED HE WAS SOME KIND OF CHOSEN ONE, first gordy didnt harm him (which was because of the tablecloth not their so called connection) SO HE THOUGHT HE ALSO HAD A CONNECTION WITH JEAN JACKET

in the opening scene we see the first assembly of photographs to create a motion picture, the jockey riding the horse is oj and em's great great great grandfather, AND IN COMPOSITION OF THE CLOSING SCENE, OJ IS FRAMED LIKE IT

aaauughh i just love that jean jacket was named after the horse that em was supposed to train, cuz it ended up being her who conquered and killed the alien in the end

I LOVE THAT ANGEL WAS JUST SOME RANDOM STORE EMPLOYEE WHO JUST DECIDED TO BE PART OF THE GANG, LIKE HE DIDNT KNOW THEM BEFOREHAND AND JUST DECIDED TO JOIN THEM ON THEIR SILLY LITTLE ADVENTURE

i feel like holst was a counterpart to jupe, cuz while jupe wanted to exploit jean jacket for money and clout, holst wanted to exploit jean jacket for his art,, and clout,,,, so they were both selfish but it does show that even when you dont exploit or take advantage something for money and just do it for art ITS STILL EXPLOITING

THE THING WITH THE TMZ GUY OUGH I LOVED THAT SCENE. OJ JUST TRIED TO HELP BUT THAT GUY WAS JUST FOCUSED ON GETTING THE CAMERA, AND THEN OJ'S EYES REFLECTED WHICH CAUSED JEAN JACKET TO NOTICE THEM OUUGHHHH

i love how jean jackets forms differentiate for the circumstances, when she's just the disk its just chillin, just feeding and leaving, but once all the stuff happens against it it starts to get more aggressive. so like most animals he makes themself appear bigger, making for a really good shots in the movie

THE PARALLELS BETWEEN GORDY AND JEAN JACKET ARE ALSO INTERESTING, BECAUSE JEAN JACKET ISNT THE VILLAIN, JUST THE ANTAGONIST,, JEAN JACKET IS AN ANIMAL WHO IS JUST EATING, GOING THROUGH THE NATURAL MOTIONS THAT COME WITH BEING ALIVE. AND SO WAS GORDY, GORDY WAS JUST REACTING TO THE SCARE THAT THE BALLOONS POPPING GAVE HIM

I NEED SOME AFTERMATH CONTENT NOWWW, LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE NEWS STATION? DID THEY CLEAN THE HOUSE? HOW DID EVERYONE COPE??? DID THEY GET THE FAME THEY WANTED!?? I NEED TO KNOW

ok ok so jupes made up aliens? the viewers? THEIR DESIGNS ARE ALSO ROOTED IN HIS TRAUMA,, THE HEADS LOOK LIKE THE CAMERAS USED IN THE FILMING OF THE SITCOM AND THE BODIES RESEMBLE THOSE OF A MONKEY

i would put a picture of gordy on here but it has blood and dont wanna have that here,,, so uhhh if you wanna see him just look up gordy nope

and now some shorter things i really liked

the day for night filming IS SO GOOD

the themes about spectacles and human nature

oj and em's relationship (the siblings ever)

JUPE'S WHOLE DEAL

LIKE HOLY CRAP HE LEAD ALL THOSE PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATH!???

the cinematography is just mmm chef's kiss

all the characters are just so genuine

,, yeah these are obviously not all my thoughts on this movie cuz i think about this movie a LOT,, but i didnt want to overload this thing

[obligitory-fma-blog]

I watched the final Netflix adaptation of FMAB. Here’s some of my notes

- “Y’know, I don’t think he has any need for his dad.” Hoenhiem. Uhm you left him he kinda did for a while so idk why you’re being bitter now

- YOOOOO SIG AND IZUMIIIIII

- RAHHHH I LOVE THEM

- Okay the fighting is better this time, less choppy

- Izumi’s actress is ON POINT I LOVE HER

- “I was never much of a proper parent to either of those boys” Ya don’t say. (I’m not a Hoenhiem hater, but I am a Hoenhiem critic.)

- “Maybe you should’ve told them goodbye and talked to them before leaving. Maybe then their grief wouldn’t have taken over.” SAY IT IZUMI

- “I reorganized your insides lol” Hoenhiem you could tell Izumi before you did that?? Creepy man.

- Still didn’t use the music from the original :(

- Okay Ed should be covered in blood after falling into it but he isn’t, just his head bandage. Wtf is up with that??

- GIRLIE I CANT WITH ENVY RN WTF

- WTF IS THE CGI OF THE HUMANS ON HIS MANE (?)

- EW IT GOT WORSE

- Okay how tf did envy knock them onto a stone platform that was LITERALLY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN UNTIL NOW

- Mustang and Riza my beloveddddd

- The actor for General Hakuro is pretty good tho, very weird, but good

- Girlie you walked into some weird shit

- Mustang girlie I luv you so much tho hope you slay this movie

- Oh hi Father

- “Daddy…?” -al “DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-“ -father

- Also highkey the actor for Envy is really good too

- “How do you know Hoenhiem?” “Technically he’s our father” TECHNICALLY HAHA

- Ed is like “touchy no no, no touchy”

- Girlie you are a creep HANDS OFF THE LITTLE GUY

- Ed’s just like >:/ wtf get off

- WHY ARE YOU PETTING HIM???????

- I feel violated just watching this

- YEAH LING SAVE HIM

- YOOOO WERE GONNA SEE GREEDLING :D

- Ew that’s fuckin goopy (philosophers stone)

- It looks like melted jello ewwww

- Okay idk if seeing greedling is worth it for this shit

- Why is his mind blue???

- Wait did we see greed lose his body in the first one or….

- I don’t think we did???

- Uhhhh idk and I don’t wanna go check because the first one is bad

- Lowkey he’s fine as hell tho

- Mustang looks so damn done lmao

- HE’S SITTINF LIKE THE SHINJI MEME WAIT

- LMAOOO THATS SO GOOD

- okay okay it’s time for me to get my Mustang being a dad moment don’t fail me now movie

- Stfu Bradley no one cares

- WTF WHERES MY MOMENT HELLO

- ARE WE NOT GONNA GET THE 520 CENZ PROMISE??

- I HATE THIS

- Okay Ed, Sig, and Izumi get to interact now :D

- Okay so now we’re getting the scar brother research moment? Outside of Briggs? Cool? I guess?

- Oh hi greedling

- Okay so apparently father killed greed cause he disobeyed him but that’s all we get for that.

- Also this story set up just doesn’t and will never work as well as the first one, so much stuff is intertwined in different events and mixing it all up like this just makes it so confusing and that’s part of the reason why this just doesn’t work

- But I’ll ignore it for the sake of things

- OLIVIER :D

- Mustang and Riza checking in on their kids :D

- I’m so normal about found family

- 5 minutes in Briggs and Ed is already in trouble. In character stuff

- Also we gonna talk about his automail or we just gonna skip over that for plot reasons

- OLIVIER I LOVE YOUUUUUU

- WOMEN ARE HOT

- am I bi

- YESSS ICE QUEEN ICE QUEEN

- “How’s Alex?” “He’s good!” “…shame.”

- Okay sloth looks less weird than I imagine

- OLIVIER WITH THE BOMB :D

- Love her what a Queen

- Still wish they used the original soundtrack I will forever be mad about that

- SLAYYY OLIVIER YASSSSSS

- please marry me

- YEAHHHHHH

- Okay Ed just kicked sloth off of briggs? Girlie even with automail I doubt he could kick him that easy

- So Olivier doesn’t suspect Ed of anything? Out of character, #notmyicequeen

- Also turns out Hakuro and Raven are both the same person in this version??

- Oh Hi Winry

- “If I step out of line, they’ll do something to you.” Awww baby protect your gf

- YEAHHHH OLIVIER AGAIN :D

- “I won’t let anyone do whatever they want in here!” SAY IT GIRLIE YEAHHH

- please I’m begging you marry me

- on my KNEES

- They could not have casted her better

- Bb girl it’s so hard to understand you when you’re so fine I can’t focus

- Okay now Drachama is attacking Briggs

- When Sloth goes back in the hole Raven/Hakuro looks like a grandpa when he’s told he can leave the nursing home for the day to play golf and if that isn’t a summary of the entire us government idk what is

- AWWW WINRY HAS A CHARM ON HER BAG THAT LOOKS LIKE DEN :D

- Sorry Olivier, but it’s so hard to focus on this serious scene with your luscious lips and beautiful face

- She would murder me for saying this all but IDC IF TJAYS HOW I GO THATS HOW I GO

- Alphonse!! :D

- Hoenhiem is like “hUH???”

- He didn’t know about Al’s body????

- Okay bestie :/

- Father of the year fr

- Can’t even keep up with the fact that his son doesn’t have a body smh

- Okay Xerxes time

- ED IS THE SAME ACTOR FOR YOUNG HOENHIEM???

- Okay I get why

- BUT OKAY THEN IG

- Okay cool Xerxes sequence

- “Everybody is dead” lol cringe get good

- Sorry I have the humor of a middle schooler

- Oh hi Greedling

- Am I bi cause THIS MAN

- Okay now it’s Al!Pride time just out of nowhere for no reason?

- “So you’re gonna try and beat me then?” -Pride

- “… nah you’re freaky lol” -Hoenhiem

- Hi again Al

- “Don’t insult my son bitch” okay we love that

- “Okay, let’s all go beat the dwarf in the flask :D” -Hoenhiem

- “NO ONE FUCKING ASKED UGH” -Ed

- MUSTANGGG LOOKIN SPIFFY

- Still mad we don’t get the 520 cenz promise

- AHHHH BLACK HYATE

- LUV HIM

- Also seeing Mustangs team all together is so slay :D

- “Don’t die while we overthrow the government y’all.” -Mustang

- Oh great bad cgi soldier things

- YEAHHH MUSTANG SAVE YOUR SON!!

- Okay good Envy and Mustang will fight :)

- Now it’s time for CRAZY MUSTANG :D

- BURN THE BITCH BURN HIM

- ED LOOKS SO SAD AND CONCERNED :(

- YEAH RIZA STOP HIM STOP HIM

- YEAH ED STOP HIM

- “GIVE IT TO ME FULLMETAL NOW! OR ILL BURN OFF YOUR LEFT ARM!” ANGST ANGST ANGST

- “JUST TRY IT! GO AHEAD! ILL THROW DOWN WITH YOU NOW!” YEAHHHH SAVE YOUR DAD!!

- “YOU PLAN ON STANDING AT THE TOP OF THIS COUNTRY LIKE THAT?!” CRYINF SCREAMINF RAHHHHH

- “YOU KNOW THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WERE STRIVING FOR” PARENTAL!ROY AND ED PEOPLE WE ARE GETTING FED TONIGHT

- YEAH RIZA AND SCAR STOP HIM :D

- The way Ed got ready to fight when Mustang looked like he was going to snap at him I :,)

- “I am a giant fool forcing you all to act this way.” HUG YOUR WIFE AND SON

- “Lieutenant, please lower your gun. I’m so sorry” GONNA CRY NOW

- I still wish we got the 520 cenz promise and I will never not be bitter about that

- I don’t care that it’s not the point of this IM STILL MAD

- OOP BYE ED

- AWWW MUSTANG CALLING FOR ED BEFORE HE GOES :,) WERE GETTING FED GUYSSSS

- Okay I don’t like the fight between Bradley and Fu as much this looks more like stage fighting :/

- That’s the only one so far I didn’t like tho so….

- How tf is Riza gonna survive tho the weird doctor guy isn’t here

- DONT LOOK DIRECTLY AT AN ECLIPSE GUYS WHAT???

- Also those do not go that fast either

- I got to see one and it was really slow but fun ig

- Idk I was like 13 so

- Anyways

- YEAHHH ED HELP YOUR DAD!!!!

- Okay I wish they added colored contacts for this or smth so it’d be similar to the series and make more sense but eh… who knows

- ED YOU GOTTA KEEP HELPING HIM HE CANT SEEEEE

- or get revenge that works too

- Okay cgi for the absorbing god scene is cool

- Alright who’s ready to fight god?

- Am I hallucinating or is the actor for Al also the actor for god!father/Dwarf???

- IM NOT THATS HIM

- OKAY IG

- All the actors for this are really good actually. I can tell they have passion for this. I appreciate that.

- Okay it’s time for Ed to almost die for the 5000th time

- YEAH MUSTANG FUCK HUM UP

- YEAH EVERYONE!!!

- POWER OF FRIENDSHIP YIPPIE

- Also someone get Ed. Or don’t

- Nah cause the creepy guys gonna get him now

- AL

- THIS SCENE WILL NEVER NOT BE SAD TO ME

- DONT TOUCH THE CHILD WEIRDO

- It’s funny cause when I got into this I was younger than Ed and now I’m older than him. Fixation really be lasting a while. It’s the neurodivergence isn’t it.

- YEAHHH NOW WE GET HIM BACK TO HIS BODY :D

- I can’t even tell if it’s good because the series is good or if this is actually a good movie

- Oh hi greed I forgot about you lowkey

- But you’re hot so hiiiiiii <3

- “YOU DARE DISOBEY YOUR FATHER?!”

- “ITS A LATE-STAGE REBELLIOUS PHASE IM GOING THROUGH!”

- Iconic.

- And get punched idiot

- OKAY TIME TO BRING BACK AL

- YEAHHH HOENHIEM TAKING RESPONSIBILITY

- “Let me at least do something fatherly in the end” AHHHHH

- “STOP BEING A DUMBASS DAD” AWWW ED

- “You finally called me dad 🥹” I CANT VISIBLY REACT I DONT WANNA DISTURB MY ROOMMATES BUT AHWHWIWJEVRI

- “I was always a human to begin with. All is one, one is all. Even if I can’t use alchemy, I have great people in my life. My precious friends and family.” STILL THE BEST QUOTE FOREVER

- YEAHHHH RIZA AND MUSTANG WILL FIND A WAY TO GET HIS EYESIGHT BACK

- AWWW WE GET A TRISHA AND HOENHIEM SCENE

- YEAHHH THE BROS COME BAVKKKDHIHZHW

- AND WE SEE HUMAN AL WITH SHORT HAIR

- AWWWWWIEHJEIEHWHWH

- IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS EVER

Conclusion: yep. This got me in the heart, even if it isn’t the show itself. Still stuff that bothered me. But overall, this series of movies is not so bad. Not so great, at times, but not so bad. Honestly, I think they did the best they could and that’s really all I could ask for. And it was nice seeing them all in live action. For this movie, an 8/10. For the series of movies? 6.5/10. Not remotely comparable to the original series, but still a worthwhile watch and something I’d recommend if you want a recap of the series but don’t have time to watch it all again.

Let me know if you all want notes on the first one! I watched it a long time ago but I’ll do it again for y’all. Much love guys <3

[atinyladybug-daydreams]

Btw major tom aint made by the author so its not confirmed cannon that adam and evelyn are abuse,ffs yall just want to make them seem more evil,yes theire negligent since sarah was born they had no choice but to use tj to heal her but they were in mourning

First reaction:

Now onto the actual essay, research and resources. Jump towards the bottom at the General Conclusion if you wish to skip the entire essay:

Part 1: The concept of Canon in SCP

The fundamentals to the SCP fandom is that there is NO canon in SCP. This has been stated over and over by the authors, wiki staff, content creators and even fans of the SCP wiki. Some prominent figures of high standing who agreed to this and had contributed to the wiki and the fandom on a large scale itself are Dr.Sherman from Site-42 and Author Raddhager- writer and creator of the Find Us Alive podcast.

SCP Canon is fluid. Period. There is no "One Truth Above All". Articles, tales, series and canons had time and time again, constantly contradict each other because everything is based on the authors' interpretation and canon- which, surprise, the authors are in fact the consumers itself.

Such incidents of contradiction can be seen in the multiple canons, the existence of the few dozens of SCP-001s and every other article that follows its canon (Factory and its lore, Daybreak and its lore, etc) and even who are on the O5 council.

If we're going on the logic of "Everything written in an article is canon", then let me propose a question. What if two articles using the same character/SCiP are contradictory towards each other? Does it mean that one article is "canon" and the other is "a headcanon"?

And this isn't a thought or a what-if situation because this has actually happened in multiple SCP articles. One I can bring up is literally the article for SCP-963.

In SCP-963, the amulet containing Dr.Bright is confirmed and tested to be indestructible. Yet in SCP-6170, an anomalous incident has caused the amulet to crack (and fucking up Dr.Bright in the process). This isn't the first incident where 963 is damage or Bright dies. In the tale for Yesterday in the Resurrection Canon (re: CANON), Clef "kills" Bright by sending the amulet towards the sun. The arguement of "it's a tale" doesn't work here as well because in SCP-6170, an SCP article, 963 begans showing cracks upon the death of the anomaly (6170)- which should be impossible if "SCP-963 is indestructible". Also the argument that 6170 affecting all anomalies in general so 963 being affected isn't wrong can't be brought up cause in many cases, 963 has been pretty much an item that doesn't follow reality's rules

Part 2: The Bright Family, lore and Author Bright. Trigger warning for this part for rape, incest, pedophilia, racism and ableism

The actual canon of the Bright family written by the author is really fucked up and if you wanna kiss their ass and make that canon, be my guest but keep in mind that the Bright family is canonically incestual, openly support rape, pedophiliac and ableist.

I won't go much about all that but @canorrus made a pretty good post collecting all the parts here. [a big tw of rape, incest, pedophilia, racism and ableism before you click the link.]

Anyways if you are standing on the hill where canon can only be confirmed by author bright that means you are in full support of the canon that the bright family is incestual, rape-positive, pedophiliac and ableist. These aren't my rules love, they're yours <3

Also I don't know how to tell you, having YOUR LIVING SON who can heal people heal your DEAD DAUGHTER is fucked up. TJ's anomaly comes in the form of absorbing their injuries and making it his. Are you telling me that the risk of TJ absorbing Sarah's DEATH to revive Sarah is a form of love? Are you telling me that Adam Bright, in his grief of losing his daughter, making the decision to sacrifice ONE LIVING CHILD to bring back a CHILD WHO NEVER LIVED, is not fucked up?

I don't know how to put it in words to tell you that sacrificing a living child to bring back a dead child is not fuck up and grief and mourning doesn't excuse literally hurting a child <3

You wanna know what choice they had towards Sarah's death? NOT USE THEIR OTHER SON TO RAISE THE DEAD.

Part 3: The topic of abuse with Adam and Evelyn Bright. As such, big TW on Abuse

According to Google, abuse refers to "cruel and violent treatment of a person or animal." There's roughly 11 types of abuse towards children which are:

Bullying and cyberbullying

Child sexual explotation

Child trafficking

Criminal exploitation and gangs

Domestic Abuse

Emotional Abuse

Female genital mutilation

Grooming

Neglect

Non-recent abuse

Online Abuse

Physical Abuse

Sexual Abuse

As you can see form the list that I've gotten here, then you can clearly see that Neglect is a form of abuse. Therefore, putting two and two together would make Adam and Evelyn canonically abusive if they had committed neglect towards their 4 children prior to Sarah's birth.

This isn't a thing the fandom came up with, smartass. This is an actual fact that they are abusive

Abuse comes in many different ways and just because Adam and Evelyn don't hit their kids, they still fucked them up severely. Abuse is abuse. There is no "neglect isn't that bad".

If it weren't "that bad", it wouldn't be on the fucking list, genius.

My thoughts:

First of all, so what if we want to make Adam and Evelyn more evil? There is nothing wrong with that in a fandom that has no canon (refer to Part 1). Everything is up to interpretation and if you're being a pissbaby about a majority of the fandom agreeing that Evelyn and Adam Bright are shitty parents, then maybe don't interact with them.

Don't like? Don't interact. If you don't like my canons and interpretations of the Bright family, then kindly please remove your presence from my blog before I do it for you. The block button is right there. Stop shitting on my canons, interpretations and headcanons.

Also like, if you're like "Nothing is canon unless the author of that character makes it canon" then SCP is not the right fandom for you because again, please refer to Part 1 of this entire essay to get it through your thick skull that EVERYTHING and NOTHING is canon and it's up to readers' and writers' interpretation.

SCP and the wiki uses the creative commons license. That means everyone is free to use, distribute, remixed and BUILD ON what is posted in the site and surprise surpsrise, the Bright family were. Don't get your knickers in a twist because what people had build on isn't what you wanted or expected, love.

Oh, one more thing, just because they're mourning doesn't give them an excuse of using their son to bring back their dead daughter. Yes, grief absolutely changes and causes people to act irrationally but at the end of the day, you are still using a paying a living, breathing child to bring back a stillborn, dead daughter. I apologise for the cold and rough wording but I want to be absolutely clear and straightforward with this situation.

General conclusion/tl;dr

Firstly, SCP Canon has never been canon and it belongs to the people and how people interpret it. Canon is cherry picked and nothing is certain.

In addition, canon Bright family is fucked up thanks to the author and if you deem only what Author Bright write as canon, you need to self reflect on some of your personal values and critical thinking.

Plus, Neglect is still abuse. Therefore, Adam and Evelyn are abusive.

Lastly, SCP runs on a creative commons license so everyone's interpretation is valid. Respect other peoples' interpretation and canons and if you don't like it, move on.

Resources, links, other explanations:

SCP Articles & Tales brought up here:

Authors and Content Creators Mentioned who can explain better than me:

Site-42/Dr Sherman:

Wiki Profile

TikTok

YouTube

Author Raddhager:

Wiki Profile

TikTok

General/Other Resources:

NSPCC Types of Abuse

Creative Commons License

Your move.

[felixstudios]

Random Corporate Clash Headcanons, Cooking Edition [Part 1]

Duck Shuffler

🎰Buck sets the kitchen on fire

🎰There is also a flood

🎰Broken and shattered cookware everywhere

🎰Ingredients spilled on the counters and floors

🎰12 injured, 3 killed

Prethinker

🧠Brian is surprisingly good at cooking

🧠Probably because he's very particular and follows the instructions to the letter unless he thinks there's a smarter way to do it

🧠Leaves everything pristine when he's done

🧠Is a little TOO paranoid about cross contamination

🧠Always follows food safety precautions to a T

Deep Diver

🤿Likes to cook, except for seafood

🤿Always makes vegetarian and vegan alternatives when cooking for groups

🤿Sometimes gets passionate about a particular dish, style of food, ETC. and does a deep dive research into it. Oh, and she doesn't stop cooking it every day for months on end

🤿Of the things she's researched, she's incredibly knowledgeable. Otherwise she's just your average cook

🤿Adds fish shape decorations in her dishes sometimes

Rainmaker

⛈️Doesn't like cooking for people because she's afraid of them not liking her food

⛈️Can cook some basic stuff but not amazing or anything, just average

⛈️Sometimes forgets to wash a dish or two and gets extremely apologetic about it

⛈️If cooking for others, she will just about interrogate them on their preferences and any allergies or intolerances they have because she doesn't wanna make food they won't like or can't eat

⛈️Sometimes accidentally sets the kitchen on fire, usually if she was cooking while stressed out

Gatekeeper

⚔️Holly doesn't do much cooking

⚔️She just pops a frozen pizza in the oven or nukes something in the microwave usually

⚔️Sometimes she ventures out of her comfort zone to cook

⚔️Sometimes it's delicious, sometimes she makes what can only be described as poison

Bellringer

🔔Ben knows how to cook

🔔He makes fancy dishes

🔔He's very loud when he cooks though, often ringing his bell to act as his own cooking alarm

🔔Keeps the kitchen door closed {yes, his kitchen has a door} while he cooks so you only know he was cooking when it's all done and he opens the door

🔔If he has a roommate or a spouse, he makes them wash the dishes. Otherwise he cleans up after himself

Multislacker

🥪Too lazy to cook

🥪He's too lazy to make a sandwich usually, what makes you think he's gonna put in the effort to even microwave something?

🥪Doesn't know how to cook

🥪Loves food though

🥪If his dad made him cook, he'd put the least amount of effort into it and make instant ramen or something... or he accidentally burns down the kitchen and gets someone else to clean it up for him {and then cook for him}

Land Acquisition Architect

🚦Is an average cook, but he actually finds it mildly enjoyable

🚦Trying to improve his cooking skills, but with so much work he doesn't find much time to

🚦He does NOT skip out on breakfast, though. He will cook a full breakfast every day that always has leftovers {and he eats those for lunch}

🚦Likes to cook for others but doesn't get to do it often

🚦Enjoys teaching others about southern dishes and uses it as an excuse to cook some for them

Public Relations Representative

🧱Most of his data about cooking has been corrupted

🧱If he cooked, it'd either turn into a surprisingly good blend of random stuff or a pile of random, disgusting foods

🧱Alternatively he'd miss key steps/ingredients

🧱Might glitch into the oven, microwave, ETC. and burn himself

🧱Lots of accidents due to his glitches. Spills, broken things, whatever

Hopefully this was a fun way to spice things up a bit, I wanted to try something that wasn't just character by character. Let me know if you prefer this, singular characters at a time, or both!

[anonself]

You know what? 1 and 67 too, I wanna know the first and last f/os on that list >:3

1 is Kantera!! Oh I love him so bad

He’s so beautiful

I’m gonna skip meetings for now and go on to general things bc that seems the most fun rn

These two both deal with chronic fatigue, so they nap together a lot. One of them is always making sure the other isn’t burning himself out or pushing too hard. Could be 90 degrees out and they will still cuddle (it helps that I hc Kantera’s species as cold blooded though)

Kantera is caring for Liam a lot. Basically in terms of this game’s lore, Liam’s sort of in a weird state when it comes to the Nameless Town. Quick End Roll and self insert lore dump bc why not and I need to for my own stuff to make sense it is going to get dark because h that’s where my train of thought went Also spoilers for like the whole game but you figure this out pretty early on

The Nameless Town is part of the dreams of a boy named Russell Seager. Russell is facing a lifetime sentence for the murder of 8 people, but they make an offer to him to participate in the “happy dream” experiment, which manifests his memories of the people he killed into the towns, trying to teach him to feel remorse and “rehabilitate” him. Nearly every main character in town was murdered by Russell.

That’s where things get odd for Liam. He hadn’t gotten killed by Russell, or intentionally attacked, but Russell still feels the guilt for what happened to him. Russell is aware Liam is alive, though he doesn’t know for how long and if he’ll ever recover. So as the happy dream slowly warps due to his guilt and becomes much more sinister, Liam shows up less and less, the scars from his accident visible again. I think I’ve finally decided he does actually die at the end but that’s not important

As the dream begins to warp under the weight of Russell’s guilt, another unfortunate accident befalls Liam and puts him in the hospital, essentially just reminding Russell what he did without risking questions from the other dream inhabitants. It takes up a lot of Kantera’s time now, as he’s spending time at the hospital with him, caring for him and hoping he’ll get better.

Now we have 67! That’s Dale Vandermeer! I haven’t talked about him before. I haven’t played all the rusty lake games yet and the lore is a little confusing for me but I still love him for some reason tumblr won’t let me type under his pictures so he’s going to the bottom of the post now.

In this one, Liam is one of the Eilander family (iirc they’re canonically the hotel guests I haven’t thought about it in a while nobody fact check me I’ll cry). Dale, falling further into his research on the lake, visits the other locations around the lake, eventually stumbling across him. It’s very surreal and he’s not sure if he’s dreaming or hallucinating, but at this point nothing he’s seen is logical so he’s forced to believe it. Liam just sort of.. follows him around. It wants him to know what happened to the Eilanders, what happened to most of rusty lake. It grows attached, following along, though Dale can’t really make heads or tails of his vague mumbling.

[stretchyyonko]

I just started one piece last month and I'm currently STILL ON ENNIES LOBBY...since I'm busy on school works and etc.

And here I am reacting to one piece Men I have been spoiled nor encountered in spoilers and mostly Tiktok and twitter. ( Part 01 )

1st up OF COURSE IT'S LUFFY

- THIS BISH RIGHT HERE REALLY MADE ME WATCH ONE PIECE AND SIMP FOR HIM LIKE HOW BOA AND BARTOLOMEO DO IT😭 like bro how can you not...(except the pre-timeskip 'cause I don't the FBI banging up at my door)

- Plus the way he never kills his enemies and him being dense asf funny to me, not to mention him having ADHD IS WAY TO FUCKING ACCURATE...

- AND HE'S TOO FUCKING INNOCENT ASF SKRKGKSNSNAAAAAAAA I just wanna keep him in my pocket and watch him smile at me like how he do 24/7

- Would 100% marry him (don't worry I'll fix him to go bath everyday even if I got to fight him using gear 5 nor fighting his simps and ships)

- I also love how he don't kill his enemies and just downgrade them like how what he did to bellamy.

2nd the cook and the swordsman

- Man...this two..well...I would not wamt to meddle into their banters like an old married couple...

- STRONG ASF

- To be honest I kinda like the pre time skip sanji but he grew up more fine after 2 years, plus I understand why he got unbearable during fishman island arc since he got isolate to an island full of homosexual people and even got into one LMAO but he slayed those heels and dress tho...

- As same as his captain THIS FUCKING SWORDSMAN ONLY BATHES ONCE A WEEK...SKRKGODJAJRJFJ I CAN'T WITH THE TWO OF THEM 😭. Also don't get me wrong..but I kinda find zoro more cool than simp cause I don't know what's wrong to my brain that I can't find him attractive...yet the way he handles women as equal to him is good to me...I find him funny and cool asf yet I find his captain attractive asf HOW 😭?!

- And the fact that I knew then as a ship first and their fanarts are just insanely good too 😭.

3rd Ace and Sabo

- To be honest the ever 1st one piece episode I had watch on TV when I was on 5th grade was the Amazon Lily episode where Boa simped for luffy and I got intrigued watching it because I kinda thought luffy would accept boa's confession LMAO, and by 6th grade I again catched a glimpse of Ace's death on marineford arc and I was confused at first why he got killed not until today wjen I saw some spoilers (By the way Those episode that I watch is a tagalog dub from a TV Channel in our country) So that's why back in the years that I still haven't watch one piece all I knew was Ace's Death and Boa having a crush on luffy.

- It's funny I learnt sabo from my friend who reads One piece manga where she was ranting to me about sabo and there I got curious and ask her what happened, and there she explained to me that Luffy has another brother which I got surprised cause all I know back then was Ace and there she was crying how handsome sabo was and was also crying because of luffy meeting sabo again. Back then I always thought that these three is brothers by blood and not by alcohol 😭.

- To be honest Ace's visuals back then was hella majestic but funny at the same time but after the re-animation he got babygirly-fied LIKE BRO HIS ANIMATION ON THAT SCENE IN WANO HIS TIDDIES GOT BIG ASF HELL IT BIGGER THAN MINE.

- Sabo on the other hand well I saw him in the movie Film Gold and Stampede First and also I took a little research about The Revolutionary army BUT WHAT CAUGHT MY EYE WAS KOALA...SHE'S SO CUTE AND GORG MAN...HELL I WOULD FIGH–ehem anyways back to sabo, yeah he's intelligence and strength got me shook cause how can he divide those fingers like that sjrkgks I wanna learn their karate too 😭.

4th Law and Kid

- Well knowing the social media the wano episodes are all over my tiktok fyo page and these two caught my eye since they are always beside luffy in wano.

- Except for Law I knew him on that edit of kamiya hiroshi's voice characters and yes I quickly went to the comment section to know his name.

- I got exposed to knowing him when my friend who stopped watching one piece told me that he often got shipped with luffy and boi after I typed the "LawLu DJ" there I got bombarded with some of their popular comic strips and fanarts that is sometimes questionable and sometimes sweet and fluffy and sweet and some others are traumatizing LMAO SPECIALLY THAT ONE WHERE HE USED HIS DEVIL FRUIT TO CUT HIM AND F HIM 😭. Plus the fact he kinda resemble my boyfriend that's why I found his visual quite appealing...EVEN THE HUMOR AND BRAIN IS ACCURATE LIKE ITS SCARY ASF 😭.

- To kid I kinda find him resemble to bakugo LMAO I DON'T EVEN WATCH MHA YET yet I find him cute and quite funny too.

- Not to mention the manga chapter 1063 and 1079 💀 got me thinking dark humor about then LMAO HELP.

End of Part 1 💗

[callmearcturus]

OKAY I'M AWAKE, actually i woke up like 2.5 hours ago, tried really hard to go back to sleep but was mostly thinking about the ending of that game lmao

I don't know if I'm interested in playing The Answer because it's locked to male PC only and by now I am extremely invested in my FeMC. If I had to play an Epilogue that was about a dude who didn't even have the option of having social links with half the cast, I don't know if I'd be invested. But Storm informed me that per the Answer, the PC is in a perma-coma to ward off Nyx and Aigis and some others are trying to find a way to save them so they can have a normal life. .

I'm torn between the fact that I called the fact the PC would die at the end and the reason they would die (mostly) ages ago, so that part was forecasted, with my confusion on why the game just.... gave me more time? Like, I don't understand the Why of "why did the PC come back, live for another month, then fall into a perma-coma." Why did that not just happen when she became the Great Seal to start with. That's really not explained and it's not super clear that she's even dying until the scene where it happens, on the roof with Aigis. .

On the other hand, i do like the resolutions that I got. Junpei and Chidori will find each other, Akihiko is eagerly waiting for Shinjiro to come back, Fuuka is preparing to be more social and leader-ly in the final year, all the little tie-ups with everyone. It's good! I do like that. .

I guess I feel like because they didn't Just Do It and kill the PC when the Great Seal happens, it... cheapened the ending a bit for me? The glimmer of hope offered at the end that's taken away just seems weird to me. Because at that point, because that hope was set up and everything was literally normal for a MONTH, why is that being yanked out from under me, yanno? .

In my head, the real ending is FeMC mentally relinquishes the Universe arcana and loses her memory like everyone else (sans Aigis). Shinjiro comes home from the hospital. Akihiko takes a gap year before college to take care of his boyfriend and girlfriend while they recover. Mitsuru tries to run her company but has a creeping feeling of unease about everything, causing her her research the company's past with Yukari. They find out about the HUNDRED KIDS and dissolve the Group and maybe go rebuild their lives in another country altogether. Chidori finds Junpei as he's working some weekend job at the Mall and asks him out on the spot. Fuuka invents Discord and makes millions. .

Despite all that: it's still a fucking great game. As someone who failed out of P4, I devoured this one and liked it a lot more. On the queer front, I vastly prefer this kind of dated media that basically does everything except say gay than the No Homo of P4. It was really welcoming and nice. I might play it again someday, but this time skip the Hierophant link and focus on Yukari and Mitsuru now that I know I like them. Good, coherent, fun, heartfelt game! I did cry at the big finale! Akihiko for best boy!

That's it for now! If you wanna read my whole liveblog, it is tagged appropriately. I would add /chrono to the end of the URL and start from the top so you can see my hiiiiiilarious experience with Ryoji in chronological order.

ETA: GOD YANNO WHAT MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE would be FeMC falling into a coma every full moon as she wards off Nyx. but whatever, what do I know.

ETA2: I said on discord "i still really like the game, i think it's shockingly well written, the cast is great, it's heartfelt and has actual things to say about life and death but i would have preferred either just kill the player off and let the tragedy be how she's forgotten, that's tasty or just let them live at that point, i feel like the message about the inevitability of death is made"

[theressomethinghappeninginparis]

So, here's the five dossiers I have. Sadly, they're as good as you imagined- absolute rock-bottom journalism. I barely got any new information and I doubt Miss Croft (if she got the "dossiers") would be impressed by this. Maybe that's the saddest "research" I have ever come across. If you need to hire a journalist you better skip on Luddick.

Transcript of the first, second and third page:

Our biggest surprize today was guess whom? Fucking Bouchard! He had business with either Eckhardt or Vasiley, what were the chances? He came all the from from Paris to Prague, I don't know why, but apparently I could contact him in some way. The number I have and the password I got might reveal themselves useful. I'd prefer to only talk to Bouchard about Vasiley and not his business, I like to like to solve this mystery. Also, have you noticed Luddick hasn't even found out his first name?

Transcript of the fourth page:

The next dossier is on Eckhardt, which is a joke since it's one paper. His first name is supposedly Pietri, which sound Slavic but it's unconfirmed anyway. He's based in Prague, is head of the Mafia in Prague (which would tie the killings to non-supernatural reasons) and shoudl be about 60, which is like 500 years less than of he was the Eckhardt from the Middle Ages. Which, given all the information I have connected so far makes less sense than my theories. I never thought I'd say it, but it is more likely this Eckhardt is the medieval one.

Transcript of the fifth page:

This is her! This is the woman on the Icon of Passionforresearchion, if it's her actual name, she is Kristina Boaz. Perhaps someone used her name and photo or perhaps it is her...anyway, it is a familiar name. Now she has a name and also an occupation, apparently she's the director if the Strahov Psychiatric Institute, where I need to go. She also specialized in regeneration of tissue and cryogenic states which makes me think she surely knows our Christian friend, Grant Mueller?

Transcript of the sixth page:

So this guy, Joachim Karel, is a new face. All that's on him is that he's also part of the Mafia, he is based in Paris (which makes me think he has ties to Bouchard/Vasiley/Eckhardt) and it's unsure where his origin is. He seems almost as mysterious as Eckhardt, I'll try to look into him.

Transcript of the seventh page:

Again, who the fuck is that now? Again, Mafia, again, perhaps working with Eckhardt and being in his fanclub, he's based in Amsterdam aaaaand owns The Agency. Which is, as far as the internet goes, a private mercenary group. Wanna bet they are also involved in some way in the murders?

Transcript of the eighth page:

Quick theory: The Agency is a security service and a mercenary group as well, they have bouncers, apparently hitmen and work for military and police work. Kurtis Heissturm Trent has Lux Veritatis blood, he also has or had a dispute with Eckhardt who wants to get rid of the LV and vice versa. Marten Gunderson runs The Agency, which have their main bureau in Munich, Germany.

What if: Trent's father was murdered by Eckhardt/Agency/Gunderson which is not one person but just antagonists to him; thus, Kurtis seeks revenge and tracks these guys down, which- makes him be here, actively working on gunning them down. So if I'm correct, Kurtis and Lara are working on the same thing, and I'm following them. Yeah, the trail of death should be correct and i'm on the right way.

I'll look up the names in hopes to find more on them, and walk around Vasiley's gallery in case I can slip in. It's closed off but I hope Prague police has better things to do and I can check his place out. If Lara Croft was here, she probably already entered his place, which makes it easier for me if she hasn't left a...surprise for me.

[taiblogcomics]

Barely a Cammi-o Appearance

Hey there, Iron Man's undergarments. We're down to the wire! Last three issues of Avengers Arena, starting now! Let's fucking goooooooo~!

Here's the cover:

Honestly, kind of a cool cover. And somehow, judging from my research (i.e. checking the "Shout-Outs" section of TVTropes), this one isn't based on a particular movie or anything, unlike so many covers before it. I guess it's just really echoing that style really well. Thankfully, there is actually remarkably little lust in these comics. A bit too much blood, though, and not nearly enough jetpacks. Also, I know the style of these has always been "I was a teenage X", but "was" implies past tense. Cammi is still very much a teenage astrogirl. That didn't stop being a thing that was true or anything~

So, last time we had a big dumb fight scene with Cullen as a monster that ended in Nara's death. Once again, it's kind of hard to be broken up over this OC that was only introduced in this comic and has been kind of obnoxious throughout the story. Understandably, though, Anachronism isn't taking it well. I'm gonna skip over this first page of Arcade monologuing about the value of slow burn stories (I'd like to slowly burn this story, let me tell you), because I truly do not care, and just get to the part where Anachronism swings his axe into Cullen's stomach.

Thankfully, it doesn't result in another death (although it probably should), though it does result in copious amounts of blood. Just as the cover promised! Cullen thinks he deserves it anyways, because he's on his mopey emo teen kick, where he's secretly in love with his best friend, therefore his best friend should kill him for killing his girlfriend. Real fuckin' tragic stuff. Cammi breaks up the fight by shooting Anachronism with her laser gun, which somehow has enough force to send him flying.

Meanwhile, Nico has correctly concluded that everything sucks in this story, so the time for nice and making friends is over. All it got her last time was dead, so she and Chase blast Reptil aside, then she goes rocketing into the ocean with Cullen. Also meanwhile, Hazmat turns up alive, her radiation suit and probably also her stomach wounds leaking heavily. She stumbles across X-23 unconscious in the forest, and tries to move as quickly as she can away from her. But the lingering trigger scent and her wounds rouse X-23 to consciousness. That's not gonna be good for anybody.

So those two duke it out, which actually loops back around to how this all began. Yeah! You remember the very first issue starting with a fight between X-23 and Hazmat? I don't blame you if you don't, I wanna put every thought of that issue out of my head too. But this is that fight, right down to Hazmat's inner monologue about being a hater, which has only become more tiresome in the months since. If this was something we cared about, it'd be a satisfying narrative thing to see the story finally cycle back around to its foreshadowing. But instead it's this story.

Anyways, watching the fight is Arcade, of course, but watching him watch the fight? Hey, you remember that bit where Apex and Deathlocket fell into his lair? Hey, we're finally coming back to that. The pair of them have been hiding in the duct work this whole time, observing Arcade and learning his routine. Hey, you remember how Arcade is a nanite-infused god? Why hasn't he noticed them? Hey, you remember how Apex is a technopath? Why can't she control Arcade's nanites? It's almost like this isn't a very good story~

So Apex and Tim are switching back and forth almost comically now, essentially to carry an argument with each other. I've no doubt alters argue with each other sometimes, but my problem is the ease of their switching, when it took unconsciousness for them to switch before. But if I keep complaining about every detail, we'll never get this review done. We're three paragraphs deep, and I haven't progressed the plot at all! Anyways, the point is that they've repaied and upgraded Deathlocket's cannon arm. Locket gets as annoyed with their arguing as the reader is and decides to head off and put a plan into action.

The plan is maybe Apex/Tim can hack into Arcade's systems, they just need him distracted enough to do so. Locket first tries letting some of the animals loose, but Arcade's robot assistant just rounds them up. She upgrades to actually breaking stuff, but he sends the robot in to deal with it again. Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories? She picks up Kid Briton's sword and cleaves the robot in twain, but gets startled by one of the other bodies in the storage room. It's Darkhawk, and he's still alive! Seeing him roused from death makes her scream, which is finally enough to get Arcade off his ass to check on things himself.

With Arcade having left his creepy observation deck, Apex swings into action. Or at least she tries, since Tim keeps switching in to argue that they should go check on Deathlocket. That scream sounded real, and she could be in trouble. Once she gets Tim off her back (with a lot of insufferable British slang, by the way), she manages to break into Arcade's network, only to then set off one of his firewalls, which is just him ripping off a similar thing from Jurassic Park, right down to the finger-wagging.

So Arcade comes back in, leading a shocked Deathlocket, and doing his smuggy-smug superior taunting stuff. He's a little impressed they're down here, thinking they were already dead, and he just has them have a seat while he watches more of his teens-fighting-teens spank bank. Nico's still dragging Cullen through the ocean, Cammi has Chase at gunpoint, Anachronism's fighting a triceratops for some reason... And while he's gloating at how beautiful it all is that he's finally pushed everyone over the brink, the comic ends with Arcade getting clubbed over the head by Darkhawk, now fully conscious and mobile! Oh, finally an issue with a good ending~

Well, I could complain about how this is another dumb fight scene issue, or how even the parts that aren’t are annoying because of the constant bickering between Tim and Apex. Or even Apex being annoying all by herself by a combination of her smug attitude (only a hair under Arcade’s own) and the need to remind you she’s English by shoving in Britishisms into every dialogue balloon to the point she sounds like an old-timey Cockney thief character. But honestly, that last panel with Darkhawk standing over Arcade brandishing a weapon is just so satisfying... I can’t wait to see how they ruin this moment next issue~

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Toy Store

Hakkai Shiba x F!Reader | 3K words

Summary: Going sex shopping with your best friend was the best idea you’ve ever had. Hakkai? check, Sex? check, hella lot of awkwardness? check.

Warnings: Needy/inexperienced-ish Hakkai, fem-bodied reader, switch reader, MDNI, explicit sex, jealousy, public touching and making-out, mention of sex toys, blowjob, marking, cunnilingus, unprotected sex, creampie. Have your age in your blog.

The train ride was mostly silent, which was unusual, considering that Hakkai was with you; a normal ride with him always consisted of laughs and jokes.

Seeing him uncomfortable, you decided to say something. “Hakkai, you know that you don’t have to, right?” you’ve seen your friend be a nervous wreck before in countless different situations, but today? He was particularly jumpy and fidgety.

“I know. Y/N, look, it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just I’ve never been to one of... those... stores before” Hakkai couldn’t even look at you as he voiced out his thoughts.

“Ohh… I see, this is my first time too,” a little laugh escaped you, “Hakkai, you worry too much, it’s not like we are going to rob the store or anything. Besides, I’m gonna be fast. Promise! In and out,” you said, holding your pinky finger out to him.

“I’m just saying that it’s weird to go and buy a vi- vi- bre..” he inhaled a significant amount of air and exhaled before continuing, “Go to a s- se-” a whack sound made you jump. Hakkai just slapped both hands on his cheeks, leaving red marks with the shape of his palms.

Replacing his hands with yours, you cued at his cute face. “Just say it, vibrator and sex shop. It’s not a big deal” you said, shaking his head side to side.

The train opened its doors, and you both realized that it was your stop. Stepping down, Hakkai continued where the conversation was left off, “I’m not saying it’s an other-worlding activity, it's…” intertwining your arm with his, he changed the subject. “Anyway, why are you doing this?”

“To be honest, I’m planning to drop men, dating and all for a while, I need more me time and hmmmm… focus on my goals. BUT! I don’t wanna kill my sex life, you know?” You were practically skipping to match with Hakkai’s long strides.

At your answer, Hakkai faltered his step, almost taking you down as well, “Y/N, Sorry!” He knew you had a life outside your friendship with him, but it just took him by surprise. Well, that and the fact that you have way more experience than him in certain aspects… such as… sex.

It didn’t take long for both to reach your destination, a sex shop with the ostentatious mannequins with lingerie and bunny ears on the shop’s window. Hakkai, per se, wasn’t a virgin but he wasn’t used to this much explicitness whatsoever. You, on the other hand, have made your proper research about dildos, vibratos, and female toys in general. Not wanting anything too flashy nor a big-ass dick-sized silicone thing, you were looking for something compact and easy to hide, just in case, so a small vibrator would do the job, you thought.

A light ding announced your arrival to the store, and a male clerk nodded his head at Hakkai and you, acknowledging your presence.

“Hello, if you are looking for bondage items, those are on aisle two, vibrators for couples on aisle four, and plugs and dildos near the entrance,” the monotone voice from the clerk made you both jump.

“I- I n-no..” Hakkai was a sweating and babbling mess, trying to save the poor man from more embarrassment; you cut through his speech. “Hi, no quite what I am looking for. Do you know where I can find those small pills or bullet-like vibrators?”

“Yeah, just a sec” responded the clerk.

Suddenly, the whole situation came down on Hakkai. He didn’t realize until now that you were literally about to buy something that would go down on your intimate parts or more… and then get you off. A strange tingling feeling started to build on his lower regions, just by picturing your face contorted in ecstasy.

A woman came from the back of the store and signaled for you to follow her, she eyed you both up and down which had Hakkai gripping your arm a little tighter. “I assume this is your first rodeo with a toy,” she said as you gave her an affirmative nod. Walking after her, she stood next to a shelf full of items of different colors and shapes. “Is he gonna use them on you? or..”

Hakkai didn’t let her finish. “No! No....” a red tomato would have passed as a light pink tomato next to Hakkai’s face.

“I see… okay. Miss, I take it you want to inspect the shelf a little, right?” you nodded again, she smiled and said, “Well, I leave you to it then. Anything else you need please just let me know.” When she said you, she literally implied you by yourself since she ended up taking Hakkai with her.

“I’m sorry to intrude, but I guess she doesn’t know you like her like that,” the woman said, pointing to Hakkai’s prominent bulge in his pants.

If the earth could swallow him right now… he was going to answer when you came holding a small box in hand and went straight to the cashier. Hakkai didn’t think about his next actions; catching up with you, he grabbed your wrist before you could even put down the object.

“Y/N, don’t buy it” He was sure things would change drastically after this.

“What? Hakkai , what do you mean no?” You were lost… what was going on.

“I will help you” silence and your clueless face was the answer he got to such a bold statement.

So that’s how you were standing fuming on the train back home with a Hakkai that looked like a kicked puppy and no vibrator. Worst part? There were no seats available, and you both had to stand since it was rush hour; giving your back to Hakkai as a sign of how mad you were from his little stunt on the store wasn’t working.

“Why did you do it? I was set on getting one, and now, nothing!” huffing, you continued, “I’ll try to call the store later and see if I can… or maybe talking to Imaushi wouldn't be that bad.”

Hearing your ex’s name reminded him of why he was doing this; he liked you a lot, and as Mitsuya told him when he visited his shop, you were never going to see him with the eyes of a lover unless he did something about it. And so he decided he was going to do something, right now. Taking hold of your hips, he pressed himself to you. Crouching a little so he could reach your ear, “I remember saying that I was going to help you,” Hakkai said with a steady voice; one of his hands left your hips to cup your clothed heat slowly.

“Ha-Hakkai … we can’t, here… The train…” it wasn’t just his hand; his bulge pressing on your back made it all harder to focus.

Hakkai was taken aback by your response; you didn’t deny his advances, just not on the train, you said. His heart was about to burst. All this time, he walked on eggshells so your friendship wouldn’t be affected. He was mad at himself for never doing anything before and angry at you for making him feel this way.

Hakkai knew people couldn’t see how he kept massaging your slit and how wet the fabric of your pants was. You, on the other hand, were burning from the embarrassment if someone caught you and from the bold touches your friend gave you.

He wasn't just caressing your clothed core; he had your back pressed against his chest; every harsh push of his hand sent your ass against his crotch, taking the opportunity to rub himself against your plump cheeks.

None has ever touched you like this, with want and need. Desire. As if he wanted to consume you all and not leave a single crumb for anyone. Hakkai didn’t do much yet, but the little ministrations were talking, screaming louder and louder how much pent up frustration was in every touch. From the way his big hand cupped your inner part to his whispers on your ears and strokes from his tongue.

“Okay, not here. Then let’s kill time” at that, he turned you around and licked a straight line on your closed lips. Such action had you internally screaming; where was the stuttering boy from a couple of minutes ago?

To be brutally honest, Hakkai surprised himself. Where the hell was this behavior coming from? What got him out of his thoughts was the look on your face. Big doe eyes looking up at him, dampness on your skin where his tongue crossed not too long. Looking back at your eyes, he saw something different in them; they were asking for more.

Resuming where he left off, Hakkai imprisoned your mouth in his, tongues and teeth clashed. The Hakkai that was kissing you or, more like trying to eat you alive, was overwhelming. Had you known he harbored those feelings for you before, you would have taken done something earlier.

Suddenly, you felt a push on your backside. Alarmed, you tried turning around but Hakkai held you in place.

“Easy there, it’s me,” Hakkai murmured against your temple, and then you felt another squeeze on your ass. It appears that he had a hand in your back pocket.

“Hakkai , don’t let this get to your head, but you gave me the best make-out session of my life,” you said out of breath.

Puff! In an instant, confident Hakkai was gone and a blushing mess was standing in front of you, again.

“I-I h-haven’t, Y/N. you uh,”

“Hakkai , you’re telling me that I’m your first smoking hot make-out session?” He nodded.

“I had sex,” he said as he tried to pull his hand out from your back pocket. Thinking of his not-so-good experiences... He remembered Yuzuha and Mitsuya setting him up with random people, but it never ended well.

“No no! Leave it there!” You smiled “I like it there and let’s take this into my apartment. Yeah?” You winked at Hakkai who appeared to have smoke coming out from his ears. On cue, the doors from the train opened at your stop.

The slam of the door echoed through the apartment. Hands and lips everywhere. Surprisingly, Hakkai had taken control once again. He cornered you against the wall, hands throwing pieces of clothing here and there.

“Ha-Hakkai! My-” a moan escaped you, “My room..!! Hurry up, I… I want you inside me, please.”

Hoisting you up, he made his way towards your room. Knowing your apartment like the back of his hand, he didn’t need directions.

You didn’t even know how it happened but you both were already naked, skin brushing skin. Hakkai breathed on your neck, placing scorching wet kisses down your throat. He kept going down and leaving a trail of him as he advanced. In between your chest, he made a stop to give a slow and long lick to each of your perked nipples. Such action from Hakkai had you moaning and arching your back, trying to get more of that hot and wet friction. Then, he went on with his original goal.

Slowly, kissing your tummy and caressing your sides, he halted at your waistline. Making a beeline for your cunt, Hakkai launched himself at your glistening slit, he didn’t want to restrain your legs; he wanted to feel your thighs crush his skull from desperation. So he went on with his task, lapping at your folds, sucking your clit, and slurping sounds reigned in the room. And he achieved his goal, your legs wrapped around him, nudging his face to your cunt.

Hakkai had you creaming on his tongue, not from a god-like technique, but the eagerness and nonstop movements of his tongue worked like magic; he was delighted by your salty flavor on his taste buds and by the cries of his name from your parted lips.

He was a messy eater—drool mixed with your fluids dripping from his chin, and even though you came, it seemed like he hadn't realized. He kept dragging his tongue over your bundle of nerves, moaning and sending vibrations through your slit. Your hands hastily searched for him, attempting to stop his actions, but as much as you pushed and whined, he ignored your please, not on purpose, though. Hakkai was drunk on you, drunk on your pussy. His nose barely reached for air, but he never stopped.

And there it was again, that burning sensation, making your hips snap, only to rub your clit harder against Hakkai. You screamed as you came for a second time on his tongue—body uncontrollably shaking, your hands squeezing your chest, “Ha... Hakkai... Hakkai...” you were in a daze, not completely out of your high

He was sure he could die at that moment; your pleading voice made his cock twitch, “I want to be in you, Y/N,” moving to kiss you, he dragged his cock against your folds as his wet lips covered yours, “please, I need-” a whimper left the man’s mouth as he shuddered when the tip of his shaft caressed your entrance, Hakkai kept rubbing himself in between your pussy lips, it was painful to withstand but delicious at the same time. “I need to be in you; I can’t-”

“Hakkai, d-” he didn’t let you finish, poking his hard cock on your entrance, and with a thrust of his hips, he went deep into your glistening hole. The stretching Hakkai brought upon your slit felt amazing, you were a whiny mess under him. His body was crushing you; all that muscle from his rigorous training helped him keep you down. A model needed to be in shape, after all.

You knew he didn’t prep you correctly for a size like his, but the sting was beautiful. Maybe he did it intentionally, you thought, since not once did he insert a finger to spread you. All track of thoughts stopped as his hips snapped, making you tremble from head to toe. Hakkai’s pounding didn't possess a regular rhythm; the thrust of his hips was frantic; you felt like a ragdoll in his hands, being held as he feverishly pushed in you.

Hakkai pressed his chest to yours, only moving his hips to a beastly tempo. His lips found your neck, and couldn’t help but mark it all up with blues, purples, and greens. Even some teeth marks here and there.

His hands grabbed your sides and he kept on pounding into your hole. You could feel his grunts against your abused skin as he tried to go even deeper which was impossible, according to you. You already felt Hakkai so deep messing up your insides, but he wanted more. He needed more, afraid that he could wake up from this dream any minute.

You didn’t know if your throat felt sore due to the constant moaning and screaming or the bites and nibbles he provided your neck with. Either way, you didn’t care right now. You felt pressure on your lower part; you were about to warn him when Hakkai started to charge against you with renewed strength relentlessly.

A toy? What toy? He could be anything you wanted. Did you want a sex toy? He can be that for you.

He got what he wanted; somehow, he reached deeper and kept hitting that sweet spot over and over again. Your walls were squeezing him like crazy, and that only drove him to give you more. And then... you came, screaming and scratching. You gushed all over him; Hakkai kept his thrusts for a while longer as you rode out your high. He was about to pull out when you held him.

“N-no! I-In-inside please!” You held Hakkai in; he couldn't help but reach his high as you begged for his seed in you; you felt his hot white strings fill you up so good. Delirious, that's how Hakkai felt, cock still inside you as it held his cum in your hole. You both were panting in that afterglow of sex. Carefully, Hakkai moved to the side resting beside you.

Turning around to see him, you said “So… are you sure that you haven’t done this before? you know, the wild sex?” You wiggled your eyebrows, the biggest smile adorned your face.

“no. I mean sex? yes but… at least, not like this…” Hakkai said, signaling between you and him as he tried to normalize his breathing.

“Wanna go again?” You said, smiling wider at the idea of having Hakkai inside you once more. He had some things to learn, but he compensated with eagerness and dedication to the cause.

“Now? but.. I just came and-hmmm!!!” Scurrying down, you got Hakkai moaning when you placed his softened member in your mouth; your hand started playing with his balls as your tongue made him sob.

Taking his cock out of your mouth, you stroked it with your free hand and said, “I am sure you’ve got enough stamina for days, let me take care of it.” as you placed it back in your wet cavern, you felt his hand reach the back of your head, but he didn't push, surprisingly he was stroking your hair, scared of hurting you. He was so so weet with you, a shame if he were to brake.

“Push me, baby, don't be scared,”

“You sure? I-” A wicked smirk appeared on your face as his already hardening cock knocked at your back-throat, and your glossy eyes looked up at him with so much adoration. If you needed to shove yourself down until he gets used to it, then so be it. And the one chocking wasn't you; it was the blushing mess of a boy-toy you just acquired.

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Well, here it is. The idea I had. I'll be doing it in little snippets of progress in the story and to show some plot. I will be sectioning each part off as well. I do hope you like it. <3

Forgive my sins.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

This is a concept I've been planning involving Levi as a demon hunter and you as an ancient demon, who was part of the fall from grace. Levi has been asked to kill you and another demon, but he doesn't know what your human names are and only your demon ones. He has to hunt you and your friend down. You meet him as a human and tease him a little. He eventually goes to one of your circus/burlesque shows to discover you're the demon he's been after and you knew he was hunting you. You both have a pull and push relationship with lots of tension and temptation. You string him up sometimes and play with him. He eventually has you helping him to hunt other demons and puts a collar and lead on you.

I would like to make this a possible Ao3 story. I'm planning it right now and adding it to the pile of stories I have planned.

How you met.

Levi walked into Erwin's office, then slapped down a file. "Done. Another demon killed."

Erwin checked the file and saw the soul stamp. "Great work." He handed over two new files. "Two ancient demons need killing. The angels really want you to make sure these two are dead. Only you can kill them because they're a tough pair."

Levi looked through the files and saw there was almost nothing. "A female and a male, that's it? I have their gender and their demon names."

Erwin shrugged. "Not much I can do Levi. You'll have to research and investigate."

"Tch, fine."

Erwin got up and walked with Levi to the entrance. "I can give you a few leads, but I'm limited as well." He stopped just as an expensive car pulled up. "I have faith in you Levi. You're the best at what you do."

Levi hummed in thought at his friend's words, but his thoughts stopped when thudding music filled his ears. He glared at the male driver getting out. Levi felt irritated right away at seeing the man. His white hair slicked back and piercing blue eyes, down to his expensive suit, Levi was just pissed off at him.

Levi's anger faded away when you got out the passenger side and walked over to the driver. He admired you in your suit. His eyes traced your body, then flicked up to your face to see you had a lollipop in your mouth. He blushed and shivered when you looked at him, smirked to show a sharp canine, then winked at him over your dark shades.

He shivered in delight as he felt a burn in him. "Who the fuck are they?"

Erwin sighed. "Two donators and supporters of our cause." He said your name. "And her boss and friend Cain."

Levi's brow raised at the name. "Really?"

"I know." Erwin straightened up. "We need them, okay? Be nice."

You skipped past both, then jumped up onto the front desk and sat. "Morning all." You leaned towards Hange behind the desk and held her chin. You pulled your lollipop out. "You look delicious as always."

Hange giggled as a blush spread. "Oh my."

Cain sighed as he strode inside. "Morning gentlemen and lady. I've come for a little meeting with yourself, Erwin."

Erwin bowed a little. "Of course, follow me."

Cain paused as he observed everyone in the room until his gaze fell on Levi. He smiled and called your name. "Found your plaything while you wait."

You jumped off the counter, then skipped over to Levi. "Hello, demon hunter."

Levi blushed at seeing you up close. "Tch, what do you want?"

"You're supposed to look after me."

He let out a long sigh. "Fine."

You smirked at him. "Do you like tea? I love tea."

He perked up a little. "Yeah, why?"

"Wanna go for a cup of tea?"

He gulped hard when it dawned on him that you were asking him out on a date. "S-sure."

How you teased him

Levi shuffled in his seat and felt nervous. He'd been getting rather close with you and now he had been invited to your show. He knew this meant seeing you in a new light and way. He wasn't sure what was going to happen, but he was excited.

He watched Cain introduce the show, then others do their thing. Levi was still waiting on you. He still hadn't seen you at the halfway point. He listened in to the largely male audience and heard them mention you a lot. It seemed you were the popular one to see.

He returned to his seat and watched the show again. He perked up when you slowly descended from above wrapped in silk cloth. He marvelled as you used them to twirl around, you'd climb up them, then spin and drop a little. He knew you had to have incredible strength for those acrobatics.

Levi's breath hitched in his throat as the room became dark. You landed on your feet at the end, then your hummed laugh echoed through the hall. Levi grunted when shadows strapped him to the chair. He struggled and fought as humiliation took over from being tricked by a pretty face.

He heard you humming a song softly as the gentlemen slowly cleared out of the room leaving Levi alone. He clenched his fists and yanked up, but he was stuck. He looked up to see you walk forwards as your body slowly changed. Black horns grew from your head and looked combed back. A black line ran from your bottle lip and down your neck. Your fingers became a little longer and sharper, as well as black. The black spread up your hands and halfway up your forearms. Levi hated demons, but he had to admit you were the most beautiful one he'd ever seen, even more so when your big black wigs burst from your back.

You hummed a laugh. "My, my Levi, I must say." You ran your hands up his and leaned your face to be level with his so he could see your sharp canines, little black scales on the edges of your face and demon eyes. "You have been the most enjoyable demon hunter I've ever come across."

Levi fought your hold on his heart. "Tch, you used me so you could kill me."

"Used you?" You cupped the side of his face. "I didn't. Our moments together were real and full of heart."

"You have no heart."

You pulled back, then let out a long sigh. "The problem with you hunters and humans is you get everything wrong about us demons."

He lunged for you. "You kill innocent people!"

You flicked your finger up making Levi go up and be strung up by his wrists. You ran your hands up his sides and hummed in delight. "I don't kill innocent people. Demons don't kill innocent people. We were put here to hurt and punish the bad. Your angels are lying to you. You, humans, punish the bad when they're alive and we do it in death, so why are we considered wicked and yet you can all do as you please and get praised?"

He huffed. "Fine, if you're telling the truth."

"I am. Demons cannot lie."

He sighed. "Fine. You punish bad humans, okay. So, why the fuck am I being asked to kill you all?"

You shrugged. "Ask your white-feathered asshole bosses. Maybe they hate the fact that the creators still love us demons, even though we fell."

"You fell because you're stubborn."

You walked up to Levi and grabbed his jaw in your hand. "Would you bow down to humans? Would you accept your race as the master race?"

Levi groaned. "No."

You ran your thumb over his bottom lip. "Now you're getting it."

He sighed. "So, is this the part where you kill me?"

You hummed a laugh. "No. I'm not going to kill you. I'd never kill you. I like you a lot Levi. I don't see you as a toy. I see you as a wonderful man."

"So, why am I tied up like this?"

"A few reasons." You smirked. "One, you look great like this. Two, so you would listen to me without trying to kill me and three..." You slid your arms around him and nuzzled his neck. "I really want to explore your tempting body." You pulled back and let him drop to his feet. "But! I will resist the temptation."

Levi stood up and clicked his neck. "I could kill you."

You sat down on the edge of the stage and smiled. "You could, but then you would miss out on a great deal."

"A deal with a demon?"

You hummed a laugh. "I know, I know, but trust me on this it doesn't involve your soul. I want to help you on your mission. I'm bored of this whole dancing and sexy stuff. I want to help you stop naughty demons, as well as some angels."

"I don't kill angels."

You smiled. "Not yet."

He let out a long sigh. "Why exactly do you want to help? It can't be just boredom"

You stretched your arms above your head and moaned. "Boredom and the fact that there is something deeper going on. Aren't you curious?"

He stared at you for a while, then nodded. "Fine, we'll work together."

You clapped your hands together. "Wonderful!"

How he made you a good girl

You hugged Levi from behind and moaned in his ear. "Play with me, Levi."

He hummed. "Give me one good reason why I should?"

"I've been a good girl."

He turned to face you, then pushed you against the wall. "Have you now?"

You nodded and nibbled your lip. "Yes. I've done all the things you've asked of me, so can you give me a reward?"

Levi knew you loved being rewarded and praised, it was a demon thing to be praised and adored. "I guess. I have a gift for you."

You gasped as your eyes sparkled in delight. "Really!?"

He nodded. "That's right. So, close your eyes."

You closed your eyes and bounced in excitement. "I can't wait." You frowned when you felt something clasp around your neck. You opened your eyes and touched your neck to feel a collar. "What..." You ran to the mirror in Levi's place and stared at the gold collar with angel writing on it. "What's this? Why did you put this one me?"

Levi clipped a lead on the collar, then yanked you close against him. "So you behave like a good girl."

You blushed hard. "Yes, Levi." You lightly touched the collar more and smiled as you did. "I didn't know you were kinky."

Levi yanked your lead and pulled you along. "It's not a kink. This is so I can make sure you behave."

You groaned loudly and for a long time. "Boring!" You twirled around and stood in front of him. "Play with me, please."

He glared at you. "Cat form, now."

You pouted, then turned into a black cat. "I could be a dog, bat or even a snake."

Levi hummed, then picked you up. "You fit a cat more than any other animal."

You turned into your human self making Levi fall over and drop you. You pinned Levi to the floor and straddled him. "You really should play with me."

Levi rolled over onto you, then pulled on your lead. "Listen here, brat. I'm the one in control here. You work for me. Do you understand?"

You nodded and gulped hard. You were always the one in control, but having a human as handsome and as sexy as Levi made you want to give up all control. "Oh yes, Levi. I'd gladly give up all my control for you."

"Good girl." He stood up and looked down at you. "Cat, now."

You turned into a black cat, then let him carry you. You let out a love-filled sigh and felt yourself falling for him. Levi blushed as he carried you. He wasn't sure what it was, but rolling around with you and a bit of teasing. He knew he was supposed to hate demons, but there was just something about you. He had a lot in common with you and felt the temptation to sin with you.

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Alright, love, I don’t know if requests are open or welcome and please feel no obligation to write this, I just need people KNOW. Okay, anyway, can I request how the brothers would react to their S/O (MC) wanting a pagan style wedding? (With the handfasting ritual and everything)

Absolutely! Also, I wanna let all my followers know that I really love how creative your requests are. Thanks for respecting my hc preferences and providing me with endless inspiration 🥰

[UPDATE: I enjoyed writing this so much that I really think I should write some fanfics on each brother’s wedding day. What do you think?]

Lucifer

He kinda suspected you'd want a wedding so he was secretly reading wedding blogs and watching DevilTube to get a better understanding.

Spoler: he hated it but was willing to do anything to make you the happiest.

What? You don't want a traditional wedding? Do other weddings exist in a human world? Oh, you want a pagan one?

TBH, paganism makes much more sense to him so now he will be truly involved.

He will respectfully ask to be excluded from calling upon the God and the Goddess because well... he has different beliefs?

However, he totally loves the handfasting ritual ("What a beautiful visual display of our bond, MC")

He will pick your rings out of nowhere "Oh look, seems like Mother Nature left her present for us right here".

OF COURSE he spent hours looking for forest-themed rings on the Akuzon. MAYBE he also looked at a few human world shops as well.

Did you think he'd skip jumping over the broom? Well, wrong you were!

"I never thought our ceremony would be as beautiful as you. Thank you for being mine, MC".

Mammon

Poor guy is so confused when it comes to official ceremonies. Like, he is the King of the Parties but he has no idea about more traditional events.

A pagan wedding? What's that?!

"Whatever makes ya happy, MC, whatever makes ya happy".

At one point (before the wed day), you'll find him sobbing quietly in the dark corner.

"What if I screw up the most important day in your life?"

He cheers up as you explain to him that a pagan wedding is impossible to screw up as everyone is supposed to just have fun and enjoy the day. No super strict rituals!

During the handfasting, he suddenly squeezes your hand tight and whispers "I love you so much MC”.

After the “official” part is over, he will transform to his usual self and will be killing it during the dancing and singing.

“Who could’ve thought weddings are so fun?”

Leviathan

When it comes to weddings, he is a 100% OTAKU

“Do whatever pleases you, MC, just don’t drag me into the process please”

At one point, he will sneak upon you looking at decorations and will get interested though.

“A pagan wedding? It’s like a medieval folk-fantasy anime!”

100% INVOLVEMENT

“Can I make us dresses? REALLY?”

He totally understands how much it means to you but he is just so excited about the decor and costumes.

In the middle of the ceremony, you’ll notice tears in his eyes.

“It’s j-just s-so beautiful... I never thought I deserve anything like that”.

Satan

So you want a pagan wedding huh? 

He will spend several hours researching the topic and will come to you with a ready and ~excellent~ wedding plan.

He really approves of your idea because paganism feels so... natural to him. 

He respects and worships natural power and the idea of a pagan wedding sends shivers down his spine.

During the ceremony, he will be collected and calm as ever. But after you look him in the eyes, you’ll sigh in amazement: there is a whole wildfire burning in them.

He’ll close his eyes during the handfasting ceremony and you will see a tiny smile crossing his lips.

“That was almost as beautiful as you are”.

Asmodeus

He was about to present you a 100001 idea for your wedding but what’s that? Oh, you have an idea? He’s all ears!

To be honest, he never thought and even heard of a pagan wedding before but it sounds really special - just like your bond.

He will ask endless questions to learn more and eventually, he will be 100% into it!

Asmo appreciates beauty in all forms so he finds the idea of a nature-inspired wedding really charming.

“There is so much what we can do with decorations and dresses!” During the handfasting ritual, he will quietly gasp because he is so amazed with everything happening! You thought Mammon would act like a child but it’s actually Asmo who is so purely innocent and joyful.

When you share a kiss, you’ll notice how serious he looks.

“Our bond will last forever now and I am forever yours”

Beelzebub

The guy isn’t really into ceremonies and weddings but he knows it will make you happy.

“Just don’t sqeeze me in a fancy suit, please”.

Oh, a pagan wedding? What’s that?

What kind of food you serve at pagan weddings?

He will be unusually serious about the whole process and will for sure help you with planning and organizing.

To him, everything will be a new experience so he will realize that he, in fact, is really enjoying the ceremony.

“I’m so glad I can be myself and we don’t have to do any fancy stuff”

All the rituals seem really magical to him and he takes them really seriously.

At one point, he will quietly put a crystal out of his pocket on the altar.

“I want to contribute something special too. I want to always contribute to anything that makes you happy”.

Belphegor

He honestly does his best not to ignore your talks about wedding though all this stuff makes him sleepy... Though an unknown word wakes him up.

Pagan? What’s pagan?

“If you think that’a good idea I won’t stop you”

He doesn’t show it but he is actually interested in preparations.

He seems so cool and indifferent throughout the planning that you might think he doesn’t care at all.

But then, when you arrive at the spot, you gasp because there is a wonderfully beautiful altar with so many special items.

“You thought I didn’t do my little research, did you?”

During the handfasting, he squeezes your hand and looks you right in the eyes.

“I will always make an effort for you, never doubt that”.

[bi-bard]

Please Say That You're Joking (Pt.1) - Chuck Shurley Imagine (Supernatural)

Title: Please Say You're Joking (Pt. 1) [You can read part 2 by clicking here!]

Pairing: Chuck Shurley X Winchester!Reader

Requested: Nope

Word Count: 2,930 words

Warning(s): mentions of sex, threats of violence

Summary: (Season 4; Season 11) (Y/n) had a single one-night stand while coping with loss in a not healthy way... if only they had a clue about the weight of their actions.

Author's Note: I was recently going back through some of the "lighter" episodes of Supernatural because I wanted to watch something I could chuckle at. That's where this came from.

This might be the most crackheaded thing I've written in a while.

Also, the amount of things I had to bullshit my way through this is actually ridiculous.

Hey! I did a rewrite of the ending of Supernatural. It took a really long time to complete, so it would mean a lot to me if you check it out. Here’s a link! (it’s on my personal account)

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Sam, Dean, and I walked into the motel room. We were all confused and slightly scared.

We had gone to a comic book shop to do some work on a case. However, we were then called fans.

Fans of what?

Well, fans of a series of books about our lives.

I was the middle Winchester child. Two years younger than Dean, two years older than Sam. I was beyond confused when I saw some weird, romanticized version of me on the cover of a book.

"This is so weird," I mumbled, plopping onto one of the beds in the room.

Sam jumped onto his laptop and started researching. Dean was holding one of the books, reading through it. I didn't even want to touch it.

"I don't like how he describes (Y/n)," Dean commented. "It's weird. It's like he's in love. Listen to this..."

Dean dramatically clears his throat and starts to read in an even more dramatic voice, "'Even after a hard hunt, (Y/n) could easily be seen as the most beautiful of the siblings. They mimicked the beauty of their mother more than their brothers. There's no bruise or cut that could take the loveliness away from the natural curves of (Y/n)'s face. If only they could see how everyone else would stare-"

"Okay, ew," I muttered, walking to the table. "What'd you find?"

"Well, it seems like Carver Edlund is a pen name," Sam shrugged. "And the fans are intense."

"As in," Dean asked, closing the book and joining the two of us at the table.

"Well," Sam handed me the laptop so Dean and I could look at it, "there's fanfiction. About all of us."

"What's this, 'Sam/Dean'," I asked.

"It's... me and Dean... together."

"They just don't care that we're related," Dean asked. Sam nodded.

"God, this is so weird."

"So, how do we find this guy," I asked.

--time skip--

We managed to find the publisher of the novels and found her house.

"So, you published the 'Supernatural' books," I asked as we walked in.

"Yep," she nodded. "Yeah, gosh. These books... they never really got the attention that they deserved. All anybody wants to read anymore is that romance crap."

"Could not agree with you more," I said. "We're hoping that our article can shine a light on an underappreciated series."

"Yeah, because, you know, if we got a little bit of good press, then maybe we can start publishing again," she replied excitedly.

"No, no, no," Dean immediately shut her down. "I mean, why... why would you want to do that? It's such a complete series with Dean going to hell and all."

"Oh my god, that was one of my favorite ones," she rambled. "Dean was so strong and sad and brave. And Sam... I mean... the best ones are when they cry... like in 'Heart' when Sam had to kill Madison; the first woman since Jessica he'd really loved. When Dean had to call John in 'Home' and ask him for help. Or when (Y/n) went back to the motel room after getting kidnapped and just had to sit in their own head and had to truly process not only the death of their mother but now their father. The mixed feelings were amazing."

"You're a really big fan," I noted. She nodded.

"Gosh, if only real men were that open about their emotions."

"Real men," Dean asked.

"I mean, no offense," she replied. "How often do you cry like that?"

"Well, right now I'm crying on the inside," he muttered.

"Is that supposed to be funny?"

"Lady, this whole thing is funny."

"How am I supposed to know this is legit?"

"Oh, trust me," Dean mumbled. "We're legit."

"Well, I don't want some smart-ass article making fun of my boys," she snapped as she sat in her chair.

"Oh, never," I replied quickly. "We actually are big fans."

"You read the books?"

"Cover to cover," I promised.

"What's the year and model of the car?"

"1967 Chevy Impala," Dean smiled proudly.

"What's May 2nd?"

"That's my- uh... Sam's birthday," Sam replied.

"Sam's score on the LSAT?"

"Umm... 174," Sam said nervously.

"(Y/n)'s first hunt?"

"Vampire in Washington," I answered. "Dean was at the motel sick and (Y/n) almost chopped John's head off when he scared them."

"(Y/n)'s favorite memory that's not related to hunting?"

I smiled, "Helping Sam get ready for a date when he was a teenager because Sam didn't trust what Dean had told him."

"Dean's favorite song?"

"It's a tie," Dean replied. "Between Zep's 'Ramble On' and 'Traveling Riverside Blues.'"

She finally laughed and smiled again, "Okay, okay. What do you wanna know?"

"What's Carver Edlund's real name," Sam asked.

"Oh, no. I can't," she shook her head.

"We just wanna talk to him," Sam continued. "You know, get the 'Supernatural' story in his own words."

"He's very private," she shrugged. "Like Salinger."

"Please," Sam tried again. "Like I said, we're um... big fans."

Sam unbuttoned his shirt enough to show his anti-possession tattoo. Dean pulled his shirt to the side to do the same. I rolled my eyes and yanked the arm of my jacket down and pulled up the sleeve of my t-shirt. I don't wear as many layers as them and I had opted to put the tattoo on my upper arm because I thought it looked nicer.

"Awesome," the lady mumbled before standing up. "Y'know what?"

I looked away as she pulled her pants down.

"I got one too."

"Wow, you are a fan," I slapped Dean's arm. The lady fixed her clothing before grabbing a pen and paper.

"Okay," she said. "His name's Chuck Shurley-"

And I stopped listening after that. I knew that name... why did I know that name... oh... oh no. I'm gonna kill him. We're going to meet this man and I am going to end up killing him.

I followed Sam and Dean as they started walking out of the woman's house.

"Excuse me," she called as we reached the door. We looked back at her. "I'm sorry, but you look exactly like how I picture (Y/n) when I read the books."

I chuckled, "Thanks."

"He describes (Y/n) with so much detail," she smiled. "You could play them in a movie."

"Thank you," I waved as we walked out.

"'You could play them in a movie,'" Dean teased.

"I know who Chuck is," I said, ignoring him.

"What," he asked. I nodded. "How?"

I pointed to get into the car. I got in the back seat and Sam and Dean sat upfront. Dean started driving to the address the lady gave us before I started speaking.

"Okay, when you went to hell, Sam's not the only one who ran off," I explained. "I wasn't gone for four months... just two weeks. In those two weeks, I got involved in a single one-night stand. The name he gave me was Chuck Shurley."

"You screwed the man who wrote books about us," Dean asked, sounding angry.

"Do you think I knew he was writing books based on our lives?"

"He had to have known who you are," Sam added. "This isn't an accident. He has to get visions or something."

"Yeah, I know," I nodded. "He made money off of my name and then screwed me."

"Damn," Dean mumbled. "I missed a hell of a lot."

I rolled my eyes.

--time skip--

I knocked on the door loudly. Sam grabbed my arm, shaking his head at me. The door was opened and I smiled obnoxiously as Chuck. He was in a robe, his boxers, and an old white shirt. He looked tired and like he hadn't had a goodnight's sleep in days.

"Chuck Shurley," Dean asked.

"Chuck Shurley that wrote the Supernatural books," Sam added.

"Nice to meet you," I said. "This is Sam... Dean... and I'm (Y/n)... the ones you've written books about."

Chuck sighed and went to shut the door. I stepped in, stopping it with my foot.

"Listen, I appreciate the enthusiasm, I really do and I remember you," he motioned at me, awkwardly grinning before seeming to shake the memories out of his head. I almost slapped him right then. "But please... go get a life."

"You see," Dean followed me, helping to force our way inside. Sam made sure the door shut behind us. "We have a life... and you're selling books about it."

"Okay, this isn't funny," Chuck mumbled.

"You're right," I said. "We just wanna know how you're doing it?"

"I'm just a writer, I'm not doing anything."

"Then why do you know so much about demons and tulpas and changelings?"

"Is this some kind of 'Misery' thing? Ah, it is, isn't it? It's a 'Misery' thing!"

"No, it's not," I shook my head. "Believe me, we're not fans."

"What do you want then," he asked.

"I'm Sam... and that's Dean and (Y/n)," Sam tried again.

"Those are fictional characters," Chuck yelled. "They aren't real!"

Dean grabbed him and pulled him outside.

"Wait, wait-"

"We aren't kidnapping you, calm down," I rolled my eyes. Dean opened the hidden compartment in the impala's trunk.

"Are those real guns?"

"Yes," I nodded. "And real rock salt, real fake IDs."

Chuck let out a laugh at it, "Well, I gotta hand it to you guys. You really are my number-one fans. That... That's awesome. So, I-I think I've got some poster in the house."

"Chuck, stop," I rolled my eyes, grabbing his arm as he went to walk away.

"Please don't hurt me," he begged.

"How much do you know," Sam asked. "Do you know about the angels? Or Lilith breaking the seals?"

"How do you know about that?"

"Have you not been listening," I asked. "The real question is how do you?"

"Because I wrote it," he explained.

"You kept writing?"

"The books never came out because the publisher went bankrupt," he furrowed his eyebrows.

I stepped back, letting go of his arms.

"Okay, wait a minute," Chuck crossed his arms. "This is some kind of joke, right? Did Phil put you up to this?"

"Oh my god," I muttered, pinching the bridge of my nose. I grabbed his robe. "I'm sorry but I'm really tired. Nice to meet you. I'm (Y/n) Winchester, these are my brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester. You wrote and published books about us, probably knew who I was, and then you still slept with me."

He stared at me in shock.

"What," I asked.

"The last names were never in the books," he mumbled. "I never told anyone about that. I never even wrote that down."

"Then I guess we have a lot to talk about," I let go of his robe.

The three of us followed him inside.

--time skip--

"I got a visit from Cas," Dean explained as he walked in. "I've some important information."

After talking to Chuck and getting a draft of what was supposed to happen, we were all panicking. Dean told us to wait here. Lilith was going to come for Sam and we both thought it'd be harder if there was more than one of us here at all times.

Now, Dean was coming back from seeing Chuck.

"And that important information is...," Sam trailed off.

"He's a prophet of the lord," Dean said, smirking at me.

I shut my eyes, letting my head fall forward.

"Please say you're joking," I mumbled.

"Nope," Dean replied.

Sam looked over at me. He only started chuckling after his brother broke.

Dean was laughing his head off within seconds, "You screwed a prophet!"

"Shut up," I groaned. "I'm gonna kill him!"

"Archangel will kill you."

"I'll happily pay that price," I muttered. "I slept with a prophet."

"At least that means he didn't write himself to sleep with you," Sam tried to comfort me.

"Yeah, God just decided I was supposed to sleep with the guy publishing books about my life," I replied sarcastically. "That makes me feel so much better."

"Come on, it could be worst-"

"Sam, love you, but don't finish that sentence if you even kind of value your life," I muttered.

I was desperate for this conversation to just end.

--time skip--

After all was said and done, and Chuck accidentally helped us chase Lilith away for a while, we gave Chuck a lift back to his place.

I followed him up to his door, offering to look around and make sure that he's safe. He shook his head.

"I have an archangel protecting me," he reminded me. "Can't get any safer than that."

I nodded.

"I'm sorry, by the way," he said. "About us. I didn't recognize you until after... it all... and I didn't say anything because I didn't really know how to explain it. The whole event makes me feel all scummy."

"It's alright," I replied with a chuckle. "It's fine, I promise."

He offered me a nervous smile, "Y'know, in all of my visions, you're the most vivid thing."

With a grin, I leaned over and kissed his cheek gently. I stepped back and headed back toward the impala. I made sure to take note of his nervous and flustered face.

"See you around, Chuck!"

"You... You too," he called after me. I got in the backseat and got comfortable.

"So... screwing the prophet wasn't that bad," Dean asked.

I just rolled my eyes, waving through the window at Chuck as Dean pulled away from the curb. Leave it to a Winchester to end up in a situation like that.

--time skip (season 11)--

Sam and I followed Dean with our guns ready. Dean was following the amulet that he had owned for a long time without even knowing it could show us where God was.

Everyone had been infected by Amara only minutes ago but now it was okay and Dean's amulet was glowing.

"Holy shit," I mumbled, seeing who was walking over to us.

Chuck.

He was supposed to be dead. That's why Kevin's prophet powers had been activated.

"No way," Dean said.

"Hey," Chuck... or God said. "We need to talk."

Despite our understandable hesitation, Chuck reached forward, teleporting all of us back to the bunker. I stepped away from him, slightly overwhelmed.

"(Y/n)," Chuck walked over and tried to grab my arm. I instinctually slapped him. I was nothing but confusion and anger. "I deserved that. Just, please?"

I stepped away again.

From behind Chuck stepped Kevin's ghost. My breath caught in my throat. The poor boy had been through so much shit because of us.

Kevin told us about how we looked stressed and that we should listen to Chuck.

Then, Chuck waved his hand. Kevin turned into a ball of white and blue light before ascending beyond the bunker.

"Where'd he go," I asked.

"Heaven, where he deserves," Chuck promised. I nodded.

I listened to the rant about how Chuck had abandoned us all and how awful things were. Then, the conversation turned to the plan to stop Amara. The boys talked about needing Lucifer and Chuck got incredibly upset. In a fit, he went to leave. I stepped in front of him.

"No," I said bluntly. "Even if you want to avoid the subject of your estranged son, you can't just leave."

"(Y/n)-"

"Sam, Dean," I looked at them. "Give us a minute?"

They both nodded, glaring at Chuck on their way out. I tried to ignore the instincts that were telling me that Chuck was just selfish.

"(Y/n)," Chuck mumbled.

"Just answer my questions," I said. "Then we can discuss what to do with Amara without you storming away recklessly. Okay?"

He nodded.

"Have you been God the whole time," I asked.

He nodded.

"You wrote all of our stories?"

Another nod.

"Did you write that I was going to sleep with you?"

I felt manipulated and angry. I was desperate for an answer. I knew that this could've made me feel like dirt, but I needed to know.

"No," Chuck said. I clenched my jaw, ready to call him a liar. "I told you. I had been pretty much hands-off for a long time. Did I know who were? Absolutely. I'm sorry I lied to you about that. But I didn't plan anything between us. We weren't some divine plan."

I nodded, looking down.

"You know how Dean and Amara are connected," he asked. I nodded, looking back at him. "We're like them."

"And that's not a divine plan-"

"I'm not doing a good job explaining this," Chuck shook his head. "It feels like we're like them. Like there's this bond that just happened as soon as we met."

"You lied to me, for years," I said. "Saying we have some bond isn't gonna fix that."

"I know."

We both fell silent. Slowly, I started laughing. Chuck furrowed his eyebrows, "My only one-night stand... and it was God."

Chuck started laughing with me while I really processed what I had done.

I slowly stopped laughing.

I didn't notice until it was too late that Chuck had slowly gotten closer to me. As soon as his lips brushed mine, I pushed him back. Not hard, but enough to get him to step away.

"No," I mumbled. "Not that, no."

Chuck nodded, "Got it."

"Now," I sighed, "we need to actually plan to stop Amara, and if we need Luci-"

"We don't," he said bluntly. "We can do something else. We don't need him. Okay?"

I nodded. In my gut, I trusted him. Maybe that was me being an idiot but I did trust him. For now at least.

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