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More school AU

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ngl difference in attitudes towards Viktor in eng fandom vs rus fandom is kinda sending me

English language fic Viktor: Oh, Jayce, but how can you love me?! I’m from the undercity and ugly and a cripple.. You can’t possibly want me!

Russian language fic Viktor: well, if you ask really nicely I’ll bend you over

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Im afraid I did not articulate this properly: this is amazing but I do miss sleep

Jesus Christ (I’m not complaining but) why every single the hobbit fic is 100k+ words

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watching lotr after the hobbit is fucking hilarious ‘cause every encounter with danger goes

Bilbo: actively saves everyone

Frodo: actively tries to die

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Me, high on the hobbit fics watching lotr, when the not the beard scene happens: LMAO ARE THEY MARRIED NOW

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Jesus Christ (I’m not complaining but) why every single the hobbit fic is 100k+ words

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also i always have hard time being not nice towards the emperor so (to see new dialogue) i made the guardian look like the pale orc

you know what? im gonna make Dis in bg3. and im gonna make her beast master ranger. she is gonna be the one to teach archery to kili and also have ravens

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"Being friends with dwarves" becoming slang for being gay in the shire post-Mr.Baggins return

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Truly what the past days have felt like

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The Lad

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The grey man

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@ladywraith , as promised

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lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

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-you have any evening plans?

-GIRL IM BRAINROTTING IN FOUR SEPARATE FANDOMS AT THE SAME TIME IT TAKES TIME

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ngl i was not completely swayed into jayvik canon camp by "affection" cause there are many forms of affection but holly shit that ending they are literally soulmates

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They had us watching lesbian sex and gay suicide back to back huh

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YOUR gays went to superhell. MY gays went to superheaven. we are not the same.

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Has anyone done this yet