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pyrosomatic-metamorphosis Ā· 1 year ago
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still so gucking delighted by how happy dapper was when they heard about all of badā€™s killing. mad scientist baby loves loves loves to see his dad covered in other peopleā€™s blood. I canā€™t wait to see the other eggsā€™ reacts to what their parents did in purgatory. Will Richas be excited to hear all the tales of murder? Will Pomme be horrified? Is Chayanne gonna be delighted to hear about his dad and his mighty feat of saving tubbo? What about Leo? Ramon? Tallulah? their parents all went thru so much, and did so much. What will they think about it? (And will their parents even tell them?)
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dkettchen Ā· 2 years ago
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying itā€™s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevensonā€™s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoriaā€™s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity xā€™D
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sunlight-shunlight Ā· 22 days ago
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folks. comrades. besties, even. we need to stop waiting on cringe-ass aaa gaming companies to deliver Representationā„¢, as per the whims of some white clown who's never cracked a history book or spoken to a poc at length before.
like, this is the state of orientalism in character design, in 2024. during a time when arabs and other racialized people are facing an incredible wave of demonization and hatred. and this is what's being put forward from a company priding itself on being ~socially aware~ and diverse... no offense but it's done! it's joever, even.
they've made their stance clear, let's stop investing attention and money into narratives made by people who can only conceive of non-western cultures as "Exotic and Sexy," or "Exotic and Evil," or perhaps "Exotic And Tragically Backwards" at best. šŸ™
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deus-ex-mona Ā· 5 months ago
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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:
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#in other newsā€¦ wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. iļæ½ļæ½ļæ½m s o tired. i canā€™t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this jobā€¦#huh. come to think of itā€¦ i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and iā€™m only 3/5 of the way through itā€¦#canā€™t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] companyā€¦#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didnā€™t even know i had in there#like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i donā€™t recall buying#and ofc the 3 random sponges i ā€˜liberatedā€™ from the lab. donā€™t tell my boss lmao#w a i t now that i think about it i shouldā€™ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. whatā€™s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat thoughā€¦#y. yeah. i guess iā€™ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i donā€™t like him at all lol#i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think heā€™s gonna get canned before heā€™s able to resign on his own terms#dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh#but no. this isnā€™t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign#hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do#or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help#prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests#ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that iā€™m gone#a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they canā€™t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol#sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#canā€™t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh#omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#ā€¦maybeā€¦? no promises though!!!!!
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icewindandboringhorror Ā· 2 years ago
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a boye whom'st loves to attack paper balls
#cats#nhgnhmmm.. yommy... paper favorite food#(I do not actually let him eat paper)#ALSO I'm still working on doing the poll adventure thing I've just had a lot going on. as usual. It's actually harder than#I initially thought to regularly find time to do a quick ms paint sketch and a small writing blurb#it's like even though it doesn't take extremely long it's still one of those things that is hard to carve out a little portion of the day#to do if your day is set up in a way not conducive to portion carving#BUT .. at least I have posted many drafts#as usual.. my style of like.. post nothing for 3 weeks then randomly post 25 things at once#NO idea why my brain works that way. it just does. it's easier#even though I know it's worse in terms of like. social media#the algorithms in most places prefer consistent steady uploads over time. not jarringly wavering between absence and hyper presence#then absence again. but .. alas...#Good to clear out a few drafts once in a while anyway. And I do really want to get back to scullptures and costumes. I stopped as much for#a while due to the pandemic (can't go to the bins anymore to get new supplies for costumes and stuff) as well as my worsened#health things/lack of energy and also my chest injury (so repetitive movements with my arms such as sitting in the same#position sculpting for 4 hours or changing clothes multiple times in quick succession etc. could flare it up) but obviously#none of those things are going to get better any time soon. so I should probably just try to do it here and there anyway. It's still not#safe to go to the bins. still having muscle problems. still low energy. But I could make it work maybe. I just feel bad having gotten out#of the habit when it is really fun stuff that I enjoy. Some things just get more difficult for me over time#But even like 3 sculptures and 10 costumes a year is better than 0 of any of those things. So. eh#I'm also just trying to clear out pictures still. My spring cleaning (which I do at the start of every new year instead of actual spring)#was kind of delayed this year due to me feeling sick and everything so even late into april I'm still working on the side at like orgnazing#all of the files on my computer. deleting things and backing up whatever I want to keep. clearing out photos.#editing and drafting (and maybe one day posting) old stuff form a while ago. etc. etc.#So any progress is good progress. I suppose.#ANYWAY.... a son... he gets very excited everytime he hears anyone anywhere crinkle up a piece of paper
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nicklukenelson Ā· 5 months ago
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Trying (and failing) to get through season 3, and it is taking So much strength
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fullscoreshenanigans Ā· 1 year ago
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Small edit I made of chapter 139 set to an unreleased track from Naoki Urasawa's Monster that was something akin to what I would have liked if it had been animated.
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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes Ā· 1 year ago
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You are seriously my favorite blog right now. You opinions and meta for ikevamp are so spot on. You somehow are able to flush the characters more than the canon. I just wanted to say I appreciate all the time you put into your writings and I love everything you have written so far!!!!
In Comte and Leo we trust šŸ«”
Aww, thank you so much! šŸ’›šŸ’›šŸ’›
Honestly I have no control over the brainworms, I feel like Ikevamp is so saturated with implications that extrapolating becomes so much natural fun for me. I started writing and analyzing (with no supervision to stop me, big mistake) and I'm still so fascinated with it. I can't believe it's been almost what...four years? Five years? Since I started playing the Japanese version where this all began. I'm frankly flattered a lot of people agree/like my takes, it makes sharing my work really rewarding in ways I never expected~
I don't always have time for more than Comte thirsting and silly quotes these days, but you're more than welcome to enjoy what I've curated here! I imagine I won't stop shitposting until the app is discontinued, and even then I'm not confident I'll shut up šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Comte's the best baby girl I've ever known lmfao
o7 PUREBLOOD STAN OR BUST HELL YEAH!
#tysm for such a kind ask! this made my day <333#pureblood propaganda#(people need to stop validating my breaching containment it only makes me more powerful /j)#sometimes I wish the eng ver implemented more of the depth and hank pank from the og more consistently but alas#localizations are a bit of a hit or miss business im afraid#i also love how i've inadvertently created a sad pureblood fan club over the years (not you vlad)#(you can join after you've had your time out like a good boy)#but in all seriousness i find their lives strikingly saturated with complex emotion and subtle tragedy/melancholy#ig for a lack of a better description i just feel like they're relatable?#like yeah if i was leonardo and my abusive family could harass me forever#i would also be incredibly guarded and set in my ways to protect myself and probably hate vampires and their power plays#if--like comte--i felt a sense of identification with the people i was pressured to subjugate#i'd feel lost and empty too; unable to co-exist with my own kind but also inevitably at a distance from humans#both scenarios create an emotional and relational quagmire#and i think what's even harder about it for both of them is that they just have no choice--and rather few allies besides each other#all they can really choose is duplicity if they wish to remain true to themselves and reasonably survive#and i think that's a really exhausting/somewhat self-impoverishing position to be in#comte tries to subsist on ephemeral moments he shares with people--with varying levels of success (little)#leonardo forces himself into stasis bc if he doesn't he'll keep making the same mistakes#aka getting too close to people and getting hurt when their time ends#ive prbly said all this before but idk in light of so much i've learned since starting this blog#the allusions to vampirism being a vehicle for certain 'othered' identities seems boundless to me (domestic abuse/class structures/nd etc.)#vlad is a pureblood but he seems like one of those flat movie vampires pandering to the aesthetic obsessions of a v particular audience#any story needs both flat and round characters--so naturally his existence serves a purpose/function; nothing wrong with that#but i find myself to be too Shrek to be v invested in him (FAVES HAVE L A Y E R S)#ig i just think its very easy and a bit bland to associate vampires with horror/gore/unmitigated violence/extreme emotionality#but much more engaging to explore the status of monstrosity as it relates to oppressed identities and unconventional kindness#or maybe that's just the monsterfker in me--in which case sorry everyone being cringe on main (it will happen again)
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brodudepants Ā· 10 months ago
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So idk if this will help anyone else
BUT
I have one (1) medication I have to take twice a day
And my memory is so shit that I'll either forget if I took my afternoon pill, or forget to take my afternoon pill
(The pills are to help with my memory too lol)
So I finally decided to look into pill organizers a while back, and because I had in-person work up until recently, I wanted to find something mobile/less conspicuous than the pill bottle
Well I only managed to buy this after I started working remote, but I got an am/pm daily pill organizer and it's been SO HELPFUL!!
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Each day is a different color, they come out of the organizer bin to travel with me if I need, and now I can visually see if I've remembered to take my meds! We'll see if I can remember to refill it once a week, but this has been HUGE for me
I got this at CVS I think they carry them at Walgreens too and I've def seen this exact organizer on Amazon (but I don't shop on amazon)
So if you needed a push to get an organizer for your meds or a different accessibility aid, here it is!
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allylikethecat Ā· 9 months ago
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Maybe that end of the NA SATVB sickfic will be coming sooner than I planned- I feel like I am currently doing a lot of first hand research šŸ’€šŸ¤§
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seventh-district Ā· 11 months ago
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wow!!! nothing better than watching your AO3 subscribers stat go down every time you post a new chapter of your current fic!!!
#/sarcastic btw. i am. Not happy about this recent development#Seven.txt#writing stuff#ao3#like. don't get me wrong i do understand why and i can't fault anyone and i'm not like.. Mad. but it does hurt a lil#but alas. tis the nature of creating and posting things. not everything's gonna be received well and that's fine#it does suck to see a fic i put so much time and effort and love and part of myself into flopping so hard#not because i wrote it for anyone's sake other than my own#but i'd be lying if i said i didn't want people to enjoy the things i create. that's like. a normal and common desire#and i think i maybe killed it before it could get going with how i tagged it and the bigass disclaimer at the beginning#i think those turn a lot of ppl off that might otherwise read and maybe even find that they enjoy it??#but i would rather over-warn ppl for the triggering and non-canon aspects than under-warn them and potentially trigger or upset someone#and i can't blame ppl that subscribed for some Other thing when they open their email and see a notif that i posted smthn#and it's a mile of upsetting/negative sounding tags for a fic abt a guy they either don't know or don't wanna see mischaracterized#and so of course they unsub and that's okay. it's okay.#anyways. enough bitching abt my fic not doing well. i don't have much room to complain!#most of my stuff is fairly well received imo. so i can stand to have a flop fic every once in a while. gotta balance things out lmao#the good thing is it's already fully written so the lack of engagement can't stop me!! there's no motivation to kill! it's done already!#anyways. i'll post a chapter a day as planned and then it'll be out of my system in a week and i can post other stuff again finally#next up will be an [N]MbD oneshot. then i'll finally post the Dew Ghost Band OCD fic. then another [N]MbD oneshot ehehe#and thennn ES Ch.5! fucking finally. i can't wait to continue that story#the Dew fic is a oneshot too btw. once AEIWNF is fully posted then the only multi-chapter project i'll have is ES. and that's Enough
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goblin-enjoyer Ā· 11 days ago
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oh by the corpses I just seen someone on twitter point to when they added first added hats as when tf2s artstyle died. Calling tf2s artstyle beforehand "restrained 50s cold war art direction" as if it wasn't silly day one. "people rightfully shit on cod for breaking its art style but tf2 has been a mess for longer that nobody questions it" as if the game didn't have cartoony gore effects, funny voice lines and general golden comic era stupidity from as soon as it released. Im sorry but that idea of tf2 died 2 years in, even sooner if you actually look at any of the meet the team videos. and at the end of their little "thing was actually much better back in the day" speal they had the gall to go tell people to play tf2 classic. I'm sorry to people who play "classic" versions of games but why is it that whenever a bad take with someone saying that "oh the tone has been RUINED from its original light" or whatever, it's always a git who hasn't played the main game in over 10 years and stopped 2 years in. Like mate, you barely played the game! This period of time you talk about is less than a third of the games lifespan, less than even "the golden years" that the game was like in its prime. Why is the complaint with the yeti taunt glitch that a yeti is in the game as a taunt and not that the glitch exists? ugh, i need a drink. sorry for bringing twitter discourse filth here, just needed to quickly vent a little steam out me.
#if bluesky wasn't slow to grow I would be long off twitter by now#but alas it has memes and art still attached so i can't jettison it yet.#i mostly got all wound up about this because i have already had to deal with this for years with classic wow players#like i get it bfa and shadowlands weren't really good but retail has been good again for a while now#dragonflight and war within has been relatively balanced for casual and ā€œexpertā€ players alike all while classic flounders on trying to mil#vanilla for another few years. i've seen your community i know how you gits get with optimization.#like yeah classic is good but you lot feel like gits who would do nothing but mythic+ and/or rated arenas#and it's just so tiring seeing people go ā€œOLD THING BETTER NEW THING BADā€ during times of renewal in a game.#like yes tf2 isn't doing the best right now but its finally starting to recover from the bot crisis. even the seasonal maps and hats are#better now and they SUCKED for a while there.#we are getting quality unique maps and beautiful hats now that the bots are gone and you bloody claim that the two years before tf2 found#its proper footing. is better than the entirety of what would actually be considered its ā€œgolden ageā€? just play your fan made passion#project in peace while the rest of us try and fix our own problems. because we still have problems!#toxicity. bugs. lack of valve updates. all these are actual problems instead of your bloody zasty jim sus brand takes#oh there i go ranting in the tags again. apologies here is the actual tags. good day all#team fortress 2#rant
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hclluvahctel-aa Ā· 7 months ago
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ozzgin Ā· 8 months ago
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Yandere! House Monster x Reader (II)
Itā€™s officially a smutty sitcom: you, the oblivious gamer boyfriend, and the tentacle monster lurking in dark corners.
[First part]
Content: gender neutral reader, monster smut
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Do monsters have a sense of humor? This creature seems to be greatly amused by the little "game" you've devised behind your boyfriend's back. Although you don't have much input in the affair, and most of the time you're merely a witness to the events unfolding before you (or in you).
First, there's the mild, inoffensive annoyances. "Babe, did you see my controller? I swear I left it on the couch". Some pranks are harder to swallow than others, such as the occasional lack of Internet. You know exactly when it happens, because you can hear your boyfriend's enraged shouts and rattles. It's always during important matches. No one knows why it happens. The repairmen who cross your threshold can only scratch their heads in confusion, confessing that nothing is out of the ordinary.
Then, the unfortunate coincidences. "How about we have some fun after my game?", the boyfriend will suggest with an anticipative grin. Alas, moments after he stands up, he is overwhelmed by a nauseous feeling. His stomach twirls and throbs, and he curses under his breath. "Some other time, perhaps", he concludes begrudgingly. You see, the creature is very possessive. The only thing that has saved your beloved partner from being torn to shreds already is his crassly comical obliviousness.
The mischief aimed towards the boyfriend is, however, a secondary source of entertainment. Nothing could ever come close to spending time with you. Yet another irony to this ridiculous situation: you haven't been caught yet, despite the rabid clinginess of the tentacled monster.
It just loves surprising you. For example, when you exhale dramatically at the end of the day, relaxing in the bathtub and enjoying your peace. Just as you hear an impatient knock on the door, you notice a familiar dark tendril slithering its way out of the water. You won't be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. "Did you steam yourself over there? You look like a lobster", the boyfriend will remark with a raised eyebrow upon seeing your panting, feverish face. "Y-yeah, I guess so." You limp outside, struggling to hold the towel around your body. Or more specifically, around the many marks left on your skin by hundreds of suckers.
In fact, its shamelessness reminds you of a poorly written erotic scenario, the likes you'd see on some adult website with a clickbait title. How would you name this current setup? You grip the edge of the table, pursing your lips to prevent any moans escaping your mouth. Your boyfriend is, once again, scrolling on his phone, indifferent to your presence. The water boiling on the stove drowns the wet, slippery sounds of the appendages pumping in and out of you underneath the table. ā€œYou might want to give it a stir in a moment, or itā€™ll overflowā€, the boyfriend remarks without lifting his gaze. You mumble in agreement, slapping a hand over your mouth. Youā€™re at your limit.
One may be tempted to ask, is this entity bound to its house? You pondered the same question until your recent IKEA visit. You and your boyfriend had been looking for a new wardrobe. "What do you think of this one?", you asked, closing the door and turning around. Your eyes scanned the empty model-bedroom. The jackass had wandered ahead without you. You sighed and were about to go find him, when a cold grip suddenly tightened around your wrist. You winced and snapped your head back. Thick tendrils had made their way out of the closet, tugging you to join them inside. So it can follow you around, you thought, climbing into the cramped space. Between the silent whines and breathy begging, an idea emerges from your dazed mind. New hypothetical video title: mercilessly molested in the IKEA store by monster partner.
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princessbellecerise Ā· 6 months ago
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Happily Ever After
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summary | How the Yandere!HOTD characters would react after being told by your father that they cannot marry you
warnings | Smut, mentions of pregnancy, yandere behavior, public sex, violence, mentions of death and sword fights
this fic is eighteen plus. minors please do not enter
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Jacaerys Velaryon
Prince Jacaerys grows desperate upon being told he cannot marry you
The usual level-headed and reasonable Prince that people are used to seeing quickly goes out of the window and is replaced by a man desperate to do anything to have you
Not having you by his side was not part of his plan, and itā€™s simply not an option
Jace absolutely refuses to have anyone else as his partner, and heā€™ll be damned if you marry anyone but him
After being told no by your father, Jace begins to spiral
Anyone can see that the Prince is clearly not happy, and his behavior starts to become panicked and irrational
Rhaenyra tells him to let it go; to let you go but she doesnā€™t understand. How can Jace let you go when youā€™re everything heā€™s ever wanted?
He tells, no begs your father to reconsider, tells him that he canā€™t imagine spending his life with anyone else but you
Jace tries to get him to see just how in love the two of are, but unfortunately your father still tells him no. And itā€™s nothing against Jace, he reassures the prince, but itā€™s just thatā€”much to everyoneā€™s surpriseā€”your father has already made arrangements to betroth you to someone else
You of course have absolutely no knowledge of this, and youā€™re stunned when your father apologizes to Jace but itā€™s still a big, fat no
He sends you both away and tells you not to ask again because everything is final. And even when you burst into tears, begging your mother to not let him do this, your father doesnā€™t budge
ā€œThis alliance is vital for our House, Y/N. Iā€™m sorry, but you will not be marrying the Prince.ā€
That night, you go to bed absolutely devastated and of course, you want nothing more than for Jace to comfort you. You wish to sneak out and go to his chambers like you normally do, but your father is smarter than you anticipated
As if he knew exactly what you intended to do, he asks Rhaenyra to place a royal guard at your door
No one is allowed in and no one is allowed out, which makes your plan of seeing Jace impossible
You beg and you plead, but the guard does not budge. He simply tells you go back to bed and alas, you do not see Jacaerys that night. Or any night after that
It seems that your father is intentionally keeping you away from the prince, whisking you away every time he tries to approach or arranging your schedule so that you do not run into him
Additionally, there seems to be a guard present for every little thing you do, so sneaking away isnā€™t an option
If you do so happen to even see Jace, itā€™s only through fleeting glances and the lack of contact begins to drive you both insane
You canā€™t stand being away from one another and time is running out. The only reason your family is in Kingā€™s Landing is because your father was there for business, but soon he will be finished and youā€™ll have to go back to your homeland. Without Jace, to marry someone else
The sheer thought of it gives you anxiety, but youā€™ve exhausted your pleas and by now you know that your father wonā€™t listen
Thereā€™s nothing you or Jace can do to change his mindā€”or at least, thatā€™s what you think
Two days before youā€™re supposed to leave though, a sudden knock on the door shocks you. When you open it, youā€™re expecting it to be one of your family members, but nothingā€”absolutely nothingā€”prepares you to see Jace standing on the other side; the guard knocked out, Jaceā€™s fist bloody, and a wild look in his brown eyes
When you ask him what the hell happened, Jace responds by telling you that he canā€™t live without you, and that he was willing to do whatever it took to make you his
He couldnā€™t let you leave without doing something, and so that night, the prince takes you in every position that he can think of. Missionary, doggy style, against the wall, on the balcony
Anything to breed your pretty little cunt, anything to make sure that his seed takes
Jace hates it, he hates breaking the rules and as heir he knows what heā€™s doing is wrong
He knows that impregnating you while not being married could potential ruin him, you, and his mother. He knows how the greens would react to a bastard having a bastard, but heā€™s so afraid of losing you that he doesnā€™t care
Jace risks everything that night just to make sure that you stay by his side; and it works
A few days later, you still end up leaving with your family but on the journey back home you pray to the Gods that your plan works
You pray that Jacaerysā€™ seed takes root in your womb and to your utter excitement, you prayers come true
A few short weeks after returning home, you notice that your moon blood hasnā€™t come and you start to get sick nearly every morning
Youā€™re barely well enough to attend any meetings with your so-called ā€˜betrothed,ā€™ and it doesnā€™t take long for someone to catch onto your symptoms
When your maids discover whatā€™s going on, they immediately tell your mother, who in turn tells your furious father
When you finally break the news, you swear that you had never seen him get so angry before. Had your mother not been holding him back, you were sure that he wouldā€™ve strangled you where you stood
Alas though, as much as he wanted to wring your neck he knew that harming the future Queen of Westeros would not be a wise decision
After all, there were no doubts about who the father of your unborn child was, and as soon as the news broke your father had furiously written to Rhaenyra and informed her of the situation
As soon you arrived in Kingā€™s Landing, you were all but thrown into a wedding gown, modified to fit over your stomach of course
But either way, you and Jace get exactly what you wantā€”the opportunity to spend forever together, and six moons later, a healthy, chunky baby that just so happens to be born three moons sooner than anyone expected
Aegon Targaryen
Aegon is angry when your father tells him no
And itā€™s not just because of the rejection, itā€™s also because he knowsā€”Aegon knows that the only reason he says no is because your father doesnā€™t think heā€™s good enough for you
In fact, your father flat-out tells him this, and to make things even worse, your father declares that youā€™ll marry his brother insteadā€”the responsible, honorable Aemond
Like hell Aegon would ever let that happen
You are the one thing Aegon has that Aemond doesnā€™t. Someone to love and genuinely care for him, and Aegon isnā€™t going to let that go so easily
He has half a mind to draw his sword and kill your father on the spot for even suggesting such a vile idea, but you beg him not to. Despite heavily disagreeing with your fatherā€™s decision, you tell Aegon that thereā€™s other ways to get him to change his mind that doesnā€™t involve bloodshed
Surprisingly, Aegon listens to you but you shouldā€™ve known it was only because he had already thought of something worse
You didnā€™t know it, but when Aegon lures you into his chambers the next day, heā€™s come up with a plan
He knows exactly how to get your father to change his mind, and his plan starts the moment he has you naked
Unfortunately, itā€™s not the first time you and Aegon have fucked so bedsheets are no use to him. No, your lover has to get a bit more creative than that
Somehow, Aegon convinces you to try something new and you end up bent over the Princeā€™s balcony as he fucks you from behind, his cock driving in and out of your slick cunt
Itā€™s the middle of the day and what youā€™re doing is beyond risky, not only because youā€™re not married, but also because literally anyone could look up and see the two of you
You see, the Princeā€™s balcony just so happened to overlook the training yard, and though it was empty at the moment, Aegon knew exactly when it got crowded
All he had to do was wait for his chance, fucking you so good that you didnā€™t even grasp the situation
You were none the wiser as to what was happening, eyes closed as you basked in the pleasure. You moaned his name and clenched around his cock, feeling a familiar pinch in your stomach
Just as you reached your peak, you began to hear shouting from below
Startled gasps and a few screams had your eyes flying open, Aegon smirking as you caught the attention of at least twenty peopleā€”one of whom was your father
He stood, horrified as the prince locked eyes with him. Seemingly taunting him as he rutted into you, moaning and still fucking you against the railing
Aegon swore that he had never came so hard in his lifeā€”expect maybe on your wedding night less two days later, the memory of your fatherā€™s face and the satisfaction of getting what he wanted fueling what he calls, ā€œThe best fuck of his goddamn life.ā€
Daemon Targaryen
Daemon is amused upon being told no
Heā€™s amused and itā€™s because he never really asked for permission in the first place. It was more likeā€¦a courtesy warning, and he only did it because he knew you were too scared to tell your father yourself
After all, the Rouge Prince has a reputation and itā€™s not exactly squeaky clean. Daemonā€™s track record with his wives is why your father said no, but he shouldā€™ve known that no isnā€™t in Daemon Targaryenā€™s vocabulary
In fact, Daemon merely laughs in your fatherā€™s face, declaring that the two of you will be married in a fortnight, regardless of what your father says
Show up or donā€™t, Daemon doesnā€™t careā€”but you will be his wife
And of course, your father protests, appalled that the prince is so bold
He even goes as far as to complain to the King, but Viserys is old and weak. Thereā€™s seldom that he can do to fight Daemon anymore except threaten to exile him again, but Daemon isnā€™t afraid of punishment
Heā€™ll gladly leave the hell hole thatā€™s Kingā€™s Landing, but he makes it clear that if he does, Westeros will never see him or you again
He relays this threat to your father, and in his desperation to keep you away from the Prince, your father all but flees in the middle of the night. Making sure that no one except those loyal to your House know where heā€™s taking you
Despite your protests and your attempts to alert Daemon, youā€™re dragged on a boat and shipped off to a far away land, one where your father hopes the Prince will never find you
He even goes so far as to change your hair and make up a fake identity for you, but he was a fool to think that he could ever cross Daemon Targaryen
If the Prince wasnā€™t annoyed with your father before, then Daemon is most certainly furious when he learns that heā€™s all but kidnapped you
He sets to work on finding you almost immediately, and he swears once he does heā€™ll kill anyone that helped with this ridiculous scheme
He starts his search by fiercely questioning all of the guards and servants that were tending to you. And because heā€™s Daemon Targaryen, it doesnā€™t take long to get the answers heā€™s looking for
With one look at Caraxes, the so-called men that were loyal to your house end up folding pretty quickly. Daemon has them all but fighting each other to give up your location, though unfortunately their honesty isnā€™t enough to spare their lives
In his pursuit to get where you are, Daemon leaves a trail of bodies
He kills anyone that he suspects of helping your father, though his rage wonā€™t be satisfied until he confronts the man himself
And what do you knowā€”your father truly is a fool of a man because it turns out that he took you to Pentos. Pentos, the land where Daemon Targaryen lived for years
Why he thought that was a good idea, no one knows. Perhaps he thought that hiding you in plain sight would be enough to fool Daemon, but unfortunately the rouge Prince is much too smart for that
And due to all of the connections Daemon has in the city (and his dragon) it takes him less than a week to locate you
He finds you hiding just on the outskirts of the city, in some rundown village. You look miserable as you chat with some of the locals, hatching your own plans to escape and somehow get back to Daemon
Your father was asleep in the house that you shared, though the beat of Caraxesā€™ wings are enough to alert you both, your father waking up and running outside just as Daemon lands in front of you
The Prince wears a smirk of triumph as he dismounts his dragon, taking in your fatherā€™s horrified face and laughing
He enjoys the moment almost as much as he enjoys the way you immediately run to you, ignoring your fatherā€™s protests and shouts to come back
Itā€™s obvious who you choose by the way you hang onto Daemon, hiding behind him while Caraxes roars
Thereā€™s a moment where everything seems to stand still, and Daemon drinks in his moment of victory before slowly gesturing you towards his dragon, helping you mount
As you climb onto the red beast, Daemon slipping in the saddle behind you, the last thing your father sees is the smirk that adorns Daemonā€™s face
Lilac eyes with with his own, and then, Princeā€™s lips utter a single word
ā€œDracarys.ā€
Lucerys Velaryon
Poor Luke is devastated when your father rejects his proposal
It took all he had to muster up the courage to even ask, and now heā€™s crushed that he wonā€™t be able to marry the love his life
Not only that, Luke genuinely cannot see himself with anyone else. Youā€™re it for him, and heā€™s determined to be with you no matter what
Call it young love or maybe just sheer stupidity, but one night Luke sneaks into your chambers and hatches a plan
He tells you that thereā€™s a way for you to be together, a way for you to have your happy ending after all. All you have to do is come with him, and heā€™ll take you to a place where no one, including your father, can come between you two ever again
And that night, when you flee with the Prince on the back of Arrax, it almost feels like a fairytale. Youā€™ve never felt more alive than you did as you watched the Red Keep disappear into the night
With your heart beating as fast as Arraxā€™s wings, you and Luke run away, neither of you thinking of the consequences, or caring
Youā€™re just so happy to be together that everything else falls into the background. Caught up in your own bliss, you and Luke flee to Essos where the Prince has arranged for you to be married
Like he promised, no one is there to object or to stop you from becoming one. Theyā€™re all too busy in Kingā€™s Landing looking for you both, your mother distraught and your father wondering what happened to his youngest child
Likewise, Rhaneyra nearly collapses when she finds out that Luke is missing, but Daemon reassures her heā€™ll be back. He doesnā€™t know when, he tells her, but he has a sneaking suspicion that when he does youā€™ll be in tow
And what do you knowā€”four moons go by and it turns out that Daemon was right. You and Luke return to Kingā€™s Landing after all, and upon arrival youā€™re greeted by your weeping mother and your
concerned father
They both have so many questionsā€”where have you been, what happened, why did you run away?
And everyone is so focused on questioning you, so relieved that the Prince isnā€™t dead after all, that they almost miss the glaringly obvious bump thatā€™s concealed behind your blue dress
Almost
You try to hide it as best as you can, but when your father pulls you in for a hug you know that he can feel it. The horrified expression he wears when he pulls away confirms this. And when you back away, placing a loving hand over your stomach and settling into Lukeā€™s arms, that is when he also takes note of the matching Velaryon pins on your clothes
ā€œWe have something to announce,ā€ Luke tells his mother excitedly
You both share a loving look, and Rhaneyraā€™s eyes are ready to pop out of her skull when Luke places a hand over your stomach and grins
ā€œY/N is with child.ā€
Aemond Targaryen
Aemond takes your fatherā€™s words as a challenge
Despite how irritated he is at being flat-out rejected, he decides not to lash out or show any emotion really
For Aemond, keeping a level head is important. It allows him to plan, to strategize like heā€™s always been taught and to be able to stay one step ahead
He supposes heā€™s just like his grandfather in a way, and itā€™s obvious that your father underestimates just how far Aemond is willing to go for you
The first man that your father agrees to betroth you to only lasts about five minutes in the duel Aemond challenges him to
The second fairs a little better, though not by much. By the third, your father is furious and itā€™s become a game for Aemond to see how fast his opponent can last before they ultimately meet their maker
He wears a smirk the entire time heā€™s fighting, easily ducking and dodging and occasionally striking which wounds the man heavily. Itā€™s obvious that heā€™s going to win, again, and the sobs and screams from the Lordā€™s family are hard to miss
They sit next to you in the crowd that surrounds him and Aemond, and every time Aemond lands a blow your father flinches, muttering under his breath how it was a mistake to ever let you meet that man
You on the other are ecstatic, occasionally locking eyes with Aemond and sending him encouraging smiles
You pray after each duel that your father will finally change his mind and allow you to marry Aemond, but itā€™s not until after the fourth duel does he agree
After a particularly bloody and grueling fight, there are no more proposals. Every Lord that had ever considered asking for your hand is now too terrified to even speak to you, and with the lack of marriage offers your father has no choice but to admit defeat
He agrees to marry you to Aemond, and of course, Aemond feels victorious. He smugly thanks your father for his reconsideration, shaking his hand and promising that he wonā€™t be regretting his decision
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I donā€™t know if this has been asked before but!! Kinich x reader (any gender) trying to have a peaceful romantic moment and Ajaw just goes in between them every time (to annoy Kinich maybe,,)
THROW IT AWAY ā€āž· KINICH
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ā€āž·-this is SOO.. I love ajaw heā€™s lowk real. more then one scenario cuz I lowk felt generousā€¦
ā€āž·- kinich x gn!reader
ā€āž·- ajaw being a bother, lowk suggestive in some parts, a DROP of angst like only a bit of dialogue
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ĖĖ‹Ā°ā€¢*ā€āž·- having moments of silence together was rare.
for many reasons of course. The pilgrimage being in place, kinichs duties and yours. They all had their own part in the seemingly impossible possibility of you and kinich having such little time together. It made sense right? They all added up but they were small inconveniences.
compared to the stupid dragon.
He was terrible. Sticking his nose where it shouldnā€™t be, you and kinich looking at Each other for a bit to long? Heā€™s quick to stand in between and shake his tail in kinichs face with a obnoxious laugh
it was worse even when he shouldnā€™t of been there when ajaw was supposed to be locked away for you and kinich to have privacy he would float in mid-
look the point is that he was a nuisance.
at least to kinich, heā€™d roll his eyes while you held ajaw in your arms with fake tears defending ā€œ the poor creatureā€ saying his servant should respect him as ajaw dramatically fake sobbed in your arms while you tried to stifle a laugh at kinichs angry frown
still even you had to admit sometimes the little dragon should learn to walk away or float? Heā€™d ruined moments even making you sigh and rub your head at his antics.
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ā€”Natlan being the nation of dragons seemed scary to most out side of its borders finding the title odd and making most wary. In reality most of those ā€œ dragonsā€ were creatures who had an infatuation with the people of the nation.
this wasnā€™t all the nation had of course, a strong archon and a sovereign of legend, alas it was quite safe for experienced travelers to just.. linger around as you had done before when you werenā€™t busy it was nice. The suarians were nice company but youā€™d wager that kinich was better.
You strolled side by side kinich looking towards the mountains as you sighed having the wind brush past you. Kinich was silent looking around a bit before looking at you his pupils looking over your features and resting on your lips as I turned to him
ā€œ what are you looking at?ā€ You asked with a confused look ā€œ Iā€™m looking at you..ā€ he replied quietly his gaze from your jaw to lips and your eyes his lips curling up slightly as he watched your cheeks tint pink and look so fond of him he continued looking at you his eyes searching yours, looking for something anything to tell him to back up. To walk away and do something else or a rejection. He found nothing but love in your eyes making him breathe thru his nose quitely
he closed his eyes, leaning his forehead against yours as he sighed out a bit not saying anything as he held your waist, the soft fabric of his bandana brushing against your forehead as you smiled leaning your lips in a bit agape as he waited patiently
Of course that kiss never came, instead a loud laugh did making kinich sigh as he opened his eyes and leaned back still holding your waist
ā€œReally.? ā€œ Kinich said grumbling slightly as he averted his gaze to the little dragon
ā€œ your a sap kinich! Ha I never thought Iā€™d live to see the day wait till I-ā€œ ajaw got his sentence cut off as kinich flicked him away with his hand before turning back to you
ā€œ sorry.. where were we?ā€ He breathed out as you rolled your eyes and smiled making him grimace a bit at the dragons stupid antics
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ā€”Kinich had finished his work which consisted of many things and you had finished your duties centered around the tribes issues and requests
this was rare both of you being done at the same time, sure kinichs work was rough and it definitely took time but you? You worked more then 75% of the day if he wasnā€™t worried about your lack of sleep heā€™d be a idiot, even if he tried to hide his worry with little gestures it didnā€™t work.
-Kinich dragged himself thru the door of your shared home sighing and rubbing his head, his Bandana shifting at the slight touch. He didnā€™t really expect you to be home, and when you were you confined yourself to work saying it would be done soon( it never was). When he checked on you again, your eyes were drooping and your shaky hand signed papers as he sighed closing the door behind him
ā€œ when will you rest?the canopy will be fine without you..for a nightā€ he said dully trying to hide the worry in his eyes tho, thru the reflect of the window in front of your desk gave away his eyes softening and trailing over your tired features
ā€œ when my works overā€ you replied mindlessly reading over papers and writing reports and quick signatures as he let out a sigh stepping closer to you right behind your chair as he gripped your shoulder, giving it a soft squeeze of recognition
ā€œ those piles are endless my love, donā€™t keep this us.. pleaseā€ he said furrowing his brows a bit as you sighed reaching one hand to graze his finger tips
ā€œ kinich.. I canā€™t not now..ā€ you said trying to fake a smile which he gritted his teeth at before sighing
ā€hm.. well then, donā€™t let me be a bother..ā€ he said with a turned gaze to the reflection as he leaned down and gently kissed your neck moving a piece of your hair with two fingers as you tilted your head into your hand, he brought his hand on your shoulder to securely hold your waist. He never once broke eye contact thru the reflection one hand on your waist and the other trialing your hips
He brought his mouth to the back of your neck sweetly kissing you making a soft heart with his fingers in your hips smirking a bit as he saw you smile thru the glass
he opened his mouth to speak, maybe to say how much he loved or desired you but his voice wasnā€™t what boomed thru the air
ā€œ kinichh! Where have you gone! Donā€™t you dare lie or i swear-ā€œ he stopped his words as kinich glared at him thru the reflection as he busted thru the door. Ajaw sighed dramatically seeing you seated and kinich leaning behind you
ā€œ what now! Why are you sooo mad your incelent bafoon!ā€ He screatched as he turned bright red flaking his arms around while you rubbed your forehead to tired to hear all this, kinich looked at you with a sigh as he kissed your head before turning and walking to ajaw glaring at him as ajaw rolled his eyes before yelping as kinich gripped his tail dragging the creature with him
ā€œ what are you-!ā€
ā€œ shut the hell up ā€œ
You smiled to yourself as you heard the door shut and ajaw protest as kinich sighed knowing this would lead to more bickering from the orange dragon.
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