#but alas I do not

[xshrimpcake]

Pandaemonium/Rhine

[bulldog-butch]

Gonna take a break probably for a few weeks. I’ll likely be back when I’m recovering from surgery at the end of October ✌️

[creaturefeaster]

what types of people exist in cq? are the only races already shown through the main characters?

Plenty more than what's shown.

You have humans, talpians (Gary/Rachel/host Cstab), blueple (Samantha/Elliot), plant people (host Ching), vixen (host Oxy), elves (host Holly), garbeators (host Hamburger), payans (Maja), orcs (host Jarna), fish people (host Rede)...

Were-animals (Vilmr/Zack) are often considered their own race, but irs circumstantial. Same with vampires (Bonnie).

Then, outside of what you've been shown, there are things like pixies: smaller, bug-aligned people, banshees: long and pale swamp-dwellers, thyll: close to talpians but dwell within caves and rocky structures rather than underground, treeple: slow-moving, humanoid ents, dracks: elemental reptile/dragon people, fawn: reclusive deer people, normals: unsettling race of people that mimic other races.

A few other notes:

If you havent noticed already, unicorns were not listed. They have been wiped to extinction, Jess & Penny being the last two (as far as they can tell) reproductive couple of their kind.

Fish people is also a broad term, as there's many races underwater, but very very few rise above the surface. The ones that do are usually the same kind as Rede's host, and are such a recent phenomenon to the overworld that they have no designated name.

Despite there only being a couple of blueple in the cast, world-wide they are actually the most abundant race of humanoid on the planet.

Talpians are a distant offshoot of orcs! Like, very distant, but they still typically carry their size and broadness to an extent, as well as some remnants of tusks. Gary lacks both the broadness and the tusks, because he's always had trouble eating enough (especially now during such a time of growth in his life), and royals typically have their tusks shortened.

Payans are an offshoot of humans, few and far between, and harbor visions of possible futures.

I think there's probably more out there, because it's a buzzing world that I still haven't covered every inch of, but those would be the ones that exist with certainty :3!

[cynicalmusings]

‘two birds on a wire’ but with robin and sunday… ooh

[cel-aerion]

Okay okay but I had a thought, and, hear me out on this:

Majima dancing to Dragostea Din Tei / the Numa Numa song.

[lumiereandcogsworth]

get it outta there ya sillies!

[wwooyology]

Everyone wish me luck :'( I am officially without a phone and I'm about to head to work......

[wyrmiethepunk]

Apparently you stop feeling painfully horny on boy juice (Testosterone) after a few months to a YEAR

Im gonna fucking die

[wuffen]

you know there's like... folding/foldable bathtubs, right? like those exist!!!! i'd 100% help you fund one if you can't afford it yourself.

https://www.myhellobath.com/en/folding-bathtubs/

yeah i know those exist but i also know that my insurance would not cover any water damage caused by one breaking and flooding my apartment so it's not a viable option in my current living situation

[william-snekspeare]

hater of socks

[ghostsonthetardis]

Thinking... thinking about them.

[elisedonut]

percy x oliver x audrey

(bingo)

[shootingstarrfish]

psychic kiddies having lunch!

[baycitystygian]

I wanna buy this monstrosity so bad just so I can rescue every one of those star sapphire cabs and put them in a respectable fucking setting

[fatherentropy]

parody of that that Lynn Buckham picture that once again went wildly out of scope

[khruschevshoe]

There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—