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Fun for fanfic and all. But in no reality, Max irl would ever think of that Martin post. It has been 8 hours, almost half the drivers on the grid posted about him. Pierre fucking gasly did it, of all people! And we are to think Max is tossing and turning in his sleep over Daniel? No, you know where he is? He is bloody streaming. Yeah, when his organisation is nailing the final nails to Danielâs legacy (after they have done the same to Danielâs career) all he had to offer was a comment on danielâs post. Daniel was good for him as long as he picked up that one point that his shitty teammate couldnât do. Max, like the rest of red bull, will think of Daniel as a footnote for their âbigger pictureâ.
Listen. This is not going to be an eloquent response but here goes. I get that youâre upset but this takeâŚit ainât it, bud.
The absolute last person Iâm worried about having Danielâs back in this or any situation is Max Verstappen. Max has been a genuine friend to Daniel from the beginning and equating his social media engagement or him living his life (?) to his level of love or respect for Daniel as a person and a driver is shortsighted and incredibly unfair.
Max was THE only person in the RedBull âfamilyâ over the weekend supporting Daniel during what was clearly a mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausting weekend. We heard and saw proof of that on multiple occasions.
If you donât want to take my word for it, take Danielâs. He said many times in multiple interviews after the race on Sunday (and before) what max has done for him and meant to him over the years.
Most of all I think itâs important to remember that just because you donât see it, doesnât mean it didnât happen. The most meaningful interactions are not broadcast for the entire internet to see and consume because quiet frankly thatâs not the fucking point.
#again I know this is a NOT FUN time#and itâs easy to look and say someone isnât doing enough because Daniel didnât get what he deserved#but Max is not the enemy here#And other very big brained peeps on this here webbed site have made points that I agree with because seems interesting that this leaked#to a rando dutch guy and suddenly rbr had to scramble#they wanted this to not be on anyone's radar but somehow it was on everyones? weird huh?#Iâd add supporting links but Iâm in bed on my phone hoping to fall asleep and wake up to realize this was all a terrible nightmare#ask
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Started following an artist who draws maxley and well - here we go again đśââď¸
#maxley#a goofy movie#an extremely goofy movie#bradley uppercrust iii#max goof#goofy movie fanart#its enemies to lovers college au content ova here!#just a quick drawing :p
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I was tagged by @threecheers-forsweetrevenge (thanks!) and so
Propaganda for each one:
Empty cans/bottles/glasses: I currently have 30 on display, including a plastic cup from a MCR concert and a can of RedBull Birne-Zimt which cannot be found in my country and I store like it was a bottle of Don Perignon
The Virginity Corner (aka RedBull merch): includes a 2d statuette of Max Verstappen, a small RB18 toycar and a hilarious mug gifted to me by my tifoso friend that is the "I love my boyfriend" template with Max Verstappen in the middle of the heart. I cannot overstate how much I did NOT ask for this (also has a pretty funny story behind it).
Vintage Star Wars statuette: THEY EVEN ROTATE WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR. C3P0 holds one of his legs in his hand and it swings.
Buzz Lightyear: I had dreamed of this toy since I was 8 years old. I never got it because of my speech impediment (long story). I bought it for myself when I was 16 in Ireland, I hid it in my backpack and during the last day of class I accidentally hit one of the buttons and jumpscared my classmates with "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND" coming from under my desk.
Rock stuck under my boot: It's not just a rock, it's a boulder the most physical reminder of my happiest days, during which, forr a while, I was the person I aspired to be.
Tobacco pipes: I like pipes in general and you must know I have a very small one that it's foldable. A foldable pipe. With it you'd be the most ethereal and fuckable person at the club. "Oh, we going out for a smoke? Let me just unfold my pipe and I'll be right with you".
French soft porn spy novel: gifted to me on my birthday from my tifoso friend together with the "I love my boyfriend" Max mug. However tacky you think its cover may look like, it's worse, trust me. I genuinely hold this dear to my heart.
I am not sure if some of these people have done it before but anyway, here I tag: @montalbanosbaldhead @queer-frenchmermaid @raikkonenvettels @regina-del-cielo
#harsh night tonight so you here comes the infodump about random important objects of my life#also not only coming out way more than before as a certified Max fan (I will follow him in every team)#but also to all those hate wars I see on here between people who like one driver/team over the other I tell you#my tin-can team ass and diehard tifoso friend watched the Monza GP together drinking pear juice and#filling out a bingo card I had especially made for the occasion#I love being a hater I'm a hater first and foremost but sometimes it's also nice to chill with the enemy ya know
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wait actually connecting the dots was the guy telling us the fight would go well when we were half a party of first timers also the one who forgot to lb3 us like bro was a tank one of em. jffjjssn he forgor.
#the one guy who does know the fight gjdjsjsbsbsbd#no one doing trial roulette at midnight we were all here to discover it#actually the coach review im doing in my head is critical again i realised i once more forgot to hit SSS like i have to figure out a spot on#the hotbar for me to remember#ok authors notes and definitions šLB for Limit Break: staple of FF big ability that you get to use after certain conditions#in this case for the time spent in the fight (+other little things but mostly its about the time spent). in the context of this tale#a protective one was needed to supershield us from death. hence 'tank lb' speaking of ²Tank: one of the three key roles in a fight#alongside Healer (self explanatory) and dps (damage-per-secondâ hence damage dealers) the tank is solid and takes hits#so that the others dont have to. its sturdy and healthy and looks particularly yummy tovthe enemies to make tjem want to hit Just this guy#in this specific story there were Two tanks#one of them seemingly having knowledge of the specific fight we embarked on#the other likely not. neither of them activated the special limited use bug spell we needed to survive though (only they can)#and for ur curiousity dear scientual i play as damage dealer. so that i cant be the bearer of thus sort of mistake ever đ#though granted dps also could do LB fumbles in this specific fight apparently. twas the fight disclaimers on the guides jdjfjfd#'do NOT cast dps LB UNLESS the boss himself os casting something or else he'll activate invulnerability and make it all useless'#+8second of invulnerability??? bro i just elected to not even try it even before the fight went. awry.#even tho technically my position is good for damage lb its ok given how it went i doubt anyone would mind that no one hit the lb gjdjsjsjsks#to be fair its one of these situations where its better left to the healer in case all goes wrong again#(author note damage lb does big damage. healer lb does big heal and if maxed out on its capacity can even ressurect anyone dead)#(hence. given the struggle. it was better off being theirs even outside of the odd conditions of the boss turning invulnerable)#dont think anyone used it tho#its ok.
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I'M FREE (Well aside from that one rotating map)
#arknights#I would like to thank Lin Virtuosa and Totter for saving my ass#0 regrets maxing out my man thank you for slaying one reefbreaker per cycle very handsome of you (no universal enemy HP or def buffs)#Penance Horn and Friston ended up meatshielding one enemy each because I couldn't leak anything rip#Anyway if someone needs any of the MV3 here feel free to send a friend request before CC ends I got a couple slots open#After that back to my fave trio of Ethan Specter the Unchained and Lee
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I think genshin impact should be like don't starve and if you kill the seal, krampus immediately shows up and kills you.
#I don't go here I just saw the seals yesterday#and found out that they are enemies that you kill#don't starve was right about seals tho. you hurt them and now your naughtiness is max.
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got requested to share my xueyi build so!!! here it is :]
(+ EU server crew - shes on my supports rn if u wanna add me to try her out alongside e1 RM and e0s1 blade)
anyway some notes:
a bit of xueyi 101 to start out jic - the atk orb and break rope are the standard for her; her break effect to dmg% conversion A2 trace makes quantum dmg a joke whereas her sources of atk are very limited. build-wise as this freaky puppetcore weirdgirl crit/break hybrid she wants it all rly; both crit, BE and atk, but prioritizing crit until some sort of 1:2 (guides tend to put 60/120 as the baseline) is key.
S5 aeon is perfectly fine and its what i used to have on her, i pulled indelible promise in order to end the custody battle over aeon between her and DHIL lmao (+ new gacha 4* LCs in hsr are like new 4* charas luckily - indelible promise after its initial release patch in 2.0 is now a permanent offrate on all banners except for beginner, phew). the crit on it is especially nice, rly hope i get spooked with some superimpositions in the future.
she shouldnt be on glamoth anymore really - this showcase is with her on spd boots (as you can see. duh) and she does reach the 135 spd for the 1st glamoth buff requirement when with RM (which is every time i play her) so its fine, but as i swap to atk boots when with sparkle im sure you can see why it would be... suboptimal. problem is. well. look at her rope. still havent managed to roll a comparable salsotto one so đ we live with this.
her relics are still a bit scuffed (chest and both her atk and spd boots are. fine. but could be better) but since i often have fx and sparkle patching up her crit its fine for now.
also yes i shouldve unlocked those last few quantum dmg and BE traces ages ago but its not rly that impactful when her dmg% is already as high as it is with the amount of BE i have on her so oh well x)
obviously given her dependence on break xueyis far from an universal dps - i only use her in heavily quantum weak fights (or in SU where u can get blessings to spam her ult for the weakness ignoring attack) but when she gets to shine she shreds So hard i love her sm đĽ°đĽ°
+ heres the atk boots build ig. not that much changing as you can see but ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
#also i should Really mention slash warn how like. xueyi is Easily the most difficult dps to pilot to date lmao like its not even close#being the weird freaky crit/break hybrid she is she uses both break and crit as the sources of her dmg and NEEDS both to work out#xueyi p much uses the weakness bar of the ENEMY as a limited 'resource' to do her dmg the same way someone like DHIL gobbles up all ur SP#& gameplay needs to be navigated very carefully to get the most out of her bc she will NOT be giving u a nice time otherwise JKWJDDJKDWJKWD#xueyi requiring actual thinking is sth i personally love since it makes her feel so much more dynamic and interactive than most carries#but its def sth where ur mileage will vary đđ like.for example. allies stealing even ONE big break from her will massively nerf her output#anyway i wouldnt call her completely eidolon dependent but i also will say that having her e6 p much the entire time ive had her built#will mean ive had a much smoother experience overall w her; e2 e4 and e6 are all meaningful and significant boosts so do keep it in mind#ive seen some insane e0 to e2 showcases as well so its clear that a well piloted xueyi doesnt Need the reduced max karma stacks from e6#but the QoL and ease of use from having 6 karma to work towards as opposed to 8 is undeniably massive#aaanyway thats all im p sure but . feel free to ask more abt her im not the local xueyi tryhard enthusiast here for no reason x)#hsr#gaming tag
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Vigor's guilt is sooo dramatic like "what if you think I'm a monster?" as if there isnt a vampire and a Bhaalspawn running around
#im running the math and he was at it for 10 years#but irnvar could only have so many enemies he'd want dead#so even if you include guards and are GENEROUS its 100 MAX#in truth i dont want it to be that high but yes#whilst bhaalists are out here killing every tenday just for funsies so imagine what bhaals favourite baby is up to
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"such a big name for such a small man" is a HELL of a way to greet someone
#my post#black sails#nomi liveblogs#also silver ily but 'you might want to choose a new tone' silver you might want to choose some new words#bc if its a choice between u and max im choosing her#dont start a rivalry here#unless its gonna be the sexy enemies to lovers kind
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glad i did do dnd tho (i was tempted to skip bc of how tired i was). most of it was combat and i sucked ASS at it lmfao. only like 2 things hit, & i just kinda was the local punching bag as some bog zombies continuously tried to drag me into the water. but my party's got my back and they kept killing the zombies b4 they could get far with me <3 meanwhile im at 14 hp and i am . not doin hot.
#speculation nation#local paladin took way more damage than me but she's got like Over twice my max hp as her max#so like. she's fine. she's Just Now under what my max hp is lmao#it's mostly been the two of us taking hits. we lucked out HARD with the big enemy never managing to hit us#we took it down. we got the thing we came here for#so next session we r gonna fuckin Run. get out of these fuckin bog zombie swarms. eugh#fang went Wolf Mode for only the 3rd combat of like 44 sessions. i needed that temp hp#and the advantage on strength checks could be useful so im gonna keep it up#poor dude's just gettin beat the Fuck up. he is Not a frontliner. for a reason.
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Why would I draw or further flesh out the other members of Chou's party when I can instead think abt how all of them play in game and spiral out into making up a shit ton of other game mechanics that do not matter to the actual story
#rat rambles#stars posting#this is my new favorite playground I need large stick lady to cast spell of hit you really hard#well ok shes more of a defensive unit in my minds eye but she will also hit things with her big stick#I do imagine her as the type of character that Can do some mad dps but shed be an extremely selfish dps unit which doesnt work well with#the rest of the party since most of them are quite frail#her damage scales off of her shields which scale off of her hp which means that to do her max damage shed need to not be hit oftem#which goes against most of the rest of her kit as shes mostly about taunting enemies and intercepting attacks with some parry abilities#so generally shes a unit that wants to get hit but can also do good damage if you need to take a more aggressive route with a fight#the other girl is the local multihit gambler queen who is also the speedy speedster of the party#shes a much more selfish unit with basically only attacking abilities#she can do pretty good damage if youre willing to get her buffs set up but she rly starts to shine once she gets access to equipment that#lets her hit more times and abilities that can raise her own stats or lower enemy stats#chou is more of a commander type character here if that makes sense? theyre mostly about buffing allies and turn juggling#they have like 3 abilities that allow them to give away their turn each buffing different stats#later on they ofc shift their playstyle completely but for most of the initial journey that was their role and playstyle#aaand Im still working out the other two because Im not sure if I want the party to have a proper healer or not#because on the one hand chou and the girl⢠are both rather frail to start off with so they'd appreciate a healer but on the other hand they#already have big stick girl and I feel like giving them a healer would make this hypothetical game too easy#so Im thinking maybe a more stable dps unit like odile is? one who has access to all craft types early on and can consistently do damage#and for the kid Im imagining them as having a similar role to bonnie but a bit more reliable but also less impactful#as in you can actually tell them what to do but they take a while to charge their action after you tell them what to do and they have less#that they can do with them mostly managing excess items#oh important context Im imagining a item pouch system here where party members each have to carry their own items into battle and can only#carry a couple at a time so you have to fill your item slots wisely and be careful how you use your items in battle#and theres also a bunch of other miscellaneous mechanics I imagine being around too but its mostly typical rpg stuff#look its my au I can make a fake video game of it in my head if I want to#anyways I time to crash gn gamers#new game+
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đ Giant Cave đž
#Earthbound#Soundscapes#Soundscapes + Music#god it was a nightmare to correctly identify the music in here#there's 3 different tracks that are all Almost The Same and it took me 20 minutes of back-and-forthing#to figure out that it's the one labelled 'Onett Night 2'#(i THINK)#(i maxed out at 80% certainty.)#why is it that one...#why would it be named Onett Night 2 if doubles as the first dungeon...#why isn't it just the one titled Dangerous Caves it's literally a Caves that is Dangerous...#throwing my guess out that this will be the Most Difficult sanctuary dungeon to have found sounds for#the later dungeons at least have enemies more conducive to noises#or even have a unique environment#but this was just. One Big Empty Cave with only Mice and Ants and SLUGS#i can't make Slug Sounds happen.#Earthbound Soundscapes + Music
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as sick as it sounds, i loved you first. 1
LN x fem!leclerc reader
part 1 of 2 -> find part two linked HERE!
in which you just canât help yourself and neither can landoâŚ
IâM BACK BITCHES!!!! hi sorry itâs been a while but we are back with what i hope is a bang lol. iâve missed writing so much and as stressful as this was, iâm so so glad to be uploading something! i worked hard on this one and, of course, now i hate it whoops, but my girlie @lavenderlando made this possible and worth it. thatâs my hype woman fr fr. N E WAY enjoy! lemme know what you think, and use some imagination for the timelineâŚ
songs to set the vibe: i love you, iâm sorry by gracie abrams, 2hands by tate mcrae, love in the dark by adele, illicit affairs by taylor swift, think twice by suki waterhouse
warnings: 18+!! minors GO AWAY! smut, angst, fluff, kinda enemies to lovers? kinda? r is charles sister oop, miscommunication, both of them are down bad for eachother but they are also extremely dumb! breeding kink, size kink, pain kink (if u squint), unprotected p in v (donât be silly!),
part 1: 10.3k words
1. oncoming trafficÂ
âhey, osc, whoâs that girl hanging around leclerc? thought he was still with alex.â lando tries his best to sound nonchalant, but oscar can see through him like a freshly buffed window, the way lando clears his throat and nervously ruffles his unruly hair.Â
âmate, i know youâre not the sharpest but i didnât think you were that slow.â oscar laughs, side-eyeing the brit. he was baffled that lando was even asking. lando just shoots him a glare. âwait, you really donât know?â landoâs glare hardens further, his eyes demanding an answer and oscar just laughs. âthatâs his sister, you idiot. how have you never seen her?âÂ
lando didnât know how heâd never seen her. this year had been nonstop, what with the pseudo-championship battle and the never ending media shitstorm that rained on him whenever he reared his head. heâd also learned in his years of racing never to look too closely at the women in another drivers entourage. thatâs how you ended up in the wall during a race. but charlesâ sister? how had he never noticed?Â
âmaybe i should go and introduce myself.â lando trailed off thoughtfully, his voice remaining playful. oscar snorted beside him, adjusting his racesuit.Â
âooh, yeah, send twitter into a frenzy. itâs been boring lately.â the aussie driver drawls sarcastically, successfully dodging landoâs rapidly approaching elbow to his ribs.Â
âglad to know that you take pleasure in my never ending public humiliation!â lando grins maniacally, sauntering out of the garage, no longer any intention of seeking out the pretty girl in the short, black skirt. it was for the best.Â
heâs passing through the pit box, immersed in a groupchat thread with max and p about a trip to portugal that he didnât really want to go on, and bam! like the idiot oscar had just accused him of being, he slams blindly into oncoming traffic.Â
oncoming traffic: the pretty girl in the short, black skirt.
âare you incapable of looking where youâre going?â your accent comes out thick, low with rage. it tickles his brain, like heâs heard it before. lando opens his mouth, like a fish out of water, closes it again pathetically. âseriously, for a pilot you have abysmal spacial awareness!âÂ
âsorry⌠what the fuck.â lando mutters. why is this woman shouting at him like she knows him? like he regularly barrels into her?Â
âlando, yes?â youâve calmed down a bit now, but you still speak through gritted teeth.Â
ââŚyes?â he replies like heâs not so sure.Â
âlearn to look where youâre going.â you wrinkle your nose, composing yourself before stepping around him and strutting down the pitlane as if nothing had happened.Â
lando stands there, fixed in place, watching her walk away in utter confusion.Â
âsmooth!â oscar calls from inside the garage, flanked by several laughing mechanics.Â
âgo fuck yourself!â landoâs flushed red, now, and beelineâs for the pit wall.Â
heâs out of earshot when oscar says it.Â
âthink he just met his wife, boys.âÂ
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lando is staring at the data on the screen when it hits him, willâs voice somewhere far away all of the sudden.Â
the mysterious leclerc had every right to reprimand him, because she was right. he did need to learn how to look where heâs going.Â
sheâd told him that already, during their actual first meeting.Â
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2. the first collisionÂ
the music was too loud, suffocating him along with the overbearing smell of cheap perfume, but the alcohol in his system and the outpouring of validation kept lando going.Â
three time race winner, lando norris.Â
five years of clawing back points and grabbing at podiums with two impatient hands had built up to this, to the incomparable glory of gracing that prestigious top step, and lando wasnât about to let go of this moment just because of a pressing headache. max and pietra were waiting for him in a booth, surrounded by the rest of landoâs touring entourage. he was wracking up quite the tab, but it was all worth it. every slap on the back, seductive grin sent his way, made it worth it.Â
heâs stumbling over his feet, wasted, or close to it, grinning lazily, peering through hooded eyes. the vodka cranberry in his hand is sloshing dangerously around in the glass, his careless movements propelling him towards disaster.Â
lando hears the splatter of liquid, first, the scoff of disgust immediately after. long hair whips against his face as she turns, eyes wide with fury, set into a face that was never meant to look angry. he can smell vanilla, flowers. sheâs an angel, turned devilish under the strobe lights, her delicate face morphing when he takes in the sight of him.Â
âare you fucking serious? mon dieu!â her accent twists his tummy, as does the increasingly see-through material of her tight white dress, layers of chiffon turning transparent with the stark red liquid. itâs all over her back, running slowly down the length of her exposed thighs, sticky. lando stands there, utterly transfixed and useless. she looks like she might slap him; he kind of wants her to. âof course, just stand there. fucking pilots.âÂ
she mutters the last part and lando gulps. what does she know about other drivers? the implication makes his skin crawl for no reason, the idea of this nameless, mystery woman being familiar with his co-workers. heâs flushed with embarrassment for a multitude of reasons, opening his mouth just to close it again.Â
ââm sorry!â he finally calls out to her, over the music. can the dj turn that shit down? âcan i buy you a drink?â she just glares at him, gesturing at her ruined dress. âor⌠a new dress?â lando tries again, flashing what he hopes are puppy dog eyes.Â
he wants to take her back to his hotel room, lick the sweet liquid off of her frame, lap at her til sheâs clean and crying. he wants to peel the stained white material off, tear it a little - itâs already ruined anyway! he canât, though, because sheâs wrinkling her nose at him, eyebrow raised, judging, and heâs awash with embarrassment all over again. the club spins and he feels nauseous. he finds maxâs eyes on him, his friend stifling laughter at the tragic scene.Â
sheâs gone when he looks back, seems to have disappeared into a cloud of distinctly expensive perfume, and her friends are curling their lips up at him, dismissive. they donât care who he is. he wonders if theyâre redbull fans, ferrari fans, perhaps.Â
heâs met with hoots of laughter as he slumps into the booth. he grabs a shot without a thought, doesnât even register what liquor it is as it slides down his thick throat.Â
âcanât believe you just did that. only you would spill a drink all over leclercâs sister.â max teases, elbowing him playfully.Â
âwha- he has a sister?â lando slurs, spluttering.Â
he doesnât remember much after that.Â
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3. the watchful eyes of the big, black horseÂ
your arm is linked with kikaâs, giggling with her as you walk through the paddock.Â
âwhat about him?â kika whispers, pointing her chin towards one of the passing alpine mechanics. heâs blonde, pale, eyes dark. âpierre said he heard that heâs good with the ladies.â she wiggles her eyebrows and your cheeks heat up, swatting her playfully.Â
âi am not about to get a reputation for sleeping my way through the paddock.â you scoff. âplus, heâs not my type.â you shrug.Â
âyou need to start putting yourself out there more, you keep saying you want someone.â the portuguese girl reasons. you nod sheepishly.Â
âi donât wanna look for something, i want it to find me. is that pathetic? i just see how you are with pierre, how alex is with charles, and thatâs what i want. something⌠real.â you sigh. kika sees the way your eyes gloss over with sadness.Â
âitâs never as easy and as perfect as it looks, babe, trust me. and anyway, maybe just focus on⌠the thing you were telling me about.â kika lowers her voice, giving you the look.
âshut up!â you squeal. âgod, i am not discussing that here!âÂ
âdiscussing what?â you hear pierre before you see him, hot with embarrassment. youâve know him since before you could even walk, which is why you have no problem voicing your deepest, darkest shame.Â
âhow iâm not getting laid, apparently!â you drawl sarcastically, slapping your hand over your forehead.Â
a poorly concealed laugh that you donât recognise has you whipping around, eyes wide with bewilderment. itâs hearty, smooth, surprisingly warming. you practically growl when your eyes land on the source of the noise, standing next to pierre who looks embarrassed for you, his lips pressed thinly together to prevent himself from cackling.Â
âwhy is he here?â you grit your teeth, squeezing your eyes so tightly shut that you feel a pang in your temples.Â
âas polite as ever.â lando smirks. you open
your eyes just in time to catch him eyeing up the skin of your thighs that your skirt doesnât quite cover. is he checking you out?Â
âsays the drink spiller.â you bite back, rolling your eyes.Â
âhey, i tried to pay for the damage.â lando looks utterly amused, pink lips still twisted into a punch-worthy smirk.Â
âso, youâve met lando, then.â pierre grins, staring between you both. you donât register the way heâs trading looks with kika, watching whatever this scene is unfold.Â
âunfortunately!â you smile tightly at the racing drivers.Â
âpretty sure you walked into me that second time. distracting me in the workplace, or something.â lando chimes in, enjoying this all a bit too much.Â
âif you did a better job at looking where youâre going-âÂ
âokay, so this has been delightful!â pierre buts in, knowing that you have the shortest temper of all the leclerc offspring. âyou,â he points at you. âget laid. you,â he points at lando. âdonât piss her off, you wonât like the result.â
kika can only send you a sympathetic smile, and remind you of the coffee date you have scheduled for tomorrow morning, as sheâs dragged away from your place of social suicide. pierre winks, tilts his head far too pointedly for your liking towards lando. you fantasise, in that moment, of clawing his eyes out.Â
âi am sorry, for the record.â lando smiles at you, genuine and gleaming. something inside of you twists.Â
âfor which time?â youâre just teasing now, but he doesnât need to know that.Â
âyou have quite the attitude on you. that why youâre not getting any?â
youâre about to rip his head off and give max an even easier ride towards the championship, but lando steps forward. you can smell old spice, tangy and alluring and masculine.Â
âhow fucking dare you-âÂ
âbecause most men donât know what to do with a woman like you. donât know how to treat them right.â heâs so confident when he says it, leaning towards you in a way you can only describe as enticingly.Â
âoh, and you do?â you scoff, arms crossed. you must remain combative, or else youâll give in. is this rock bottom?
âiâm free tonight if you wanna find out.âÂ
âiâll be far too busy doing literally anything else.â you can only pray he hasnât caught the tremble in your voice, the ever so slight quiver of you bottom lip. you chew it into your mouth to stop yourself.Â
âbut not anyone else.â lando doesnât pose it as a question. it seems that heâs got you all figured out.Â
âwhatever helps you and your hand sleep well tonight.â you spit. thereâs heat between you, sparking into a flame that could burn down your whole life. you feel eyes burning into the back of your head - green ones that match yours. you falter. âiâm done here, lando. have a fantastic evening.âÂ
he takes another liberty, leaning in even closer. spearmint and the idea of a million bad choices flood your every pore. you can feel the big, black horse watching over you, now, set into bright yellow, adorned with ferrari red. looming, warning, turning you in.Â
âyou know, something tells me i will.âÂ
lando disappears first, not even giving you a chance you spin on your heel and storm off. you want to kill him, hurt him, sink your teeth into that bronzed, thick throat, claw into his back, down, down, down⌠until youâre on your knees and-Â
âwhy were you talking to lando?â charlesâ voice cuts through your filthy thoughts and you sign yourself over to god immediately, purifying yourself as you banish the visions of delicious sin. after all, youâre standing in the presence of il predestinato, the prince of monaco, a saint to many. but to you, heâs just your brother. your big brother, always in the way, always meddling, always, always watching. you sigh.Â
âfriendly conversation.â you quip, short. you love him dearly, would take bullets for him, but, god, he keeps you on a leash. leoâs has more give than the conceptual tether charles has to you, keeping you close, boyfriendless, out of âtroubleâ. you know why, and deep down, youâre beyond grateful, all things considered. you canât admit that, though.Â
âthatâs not how pierre described it to me.â charles raises an eyebrow, voice bitter despite the clear attempt heâs made to try and hide it.Â
âfucking pierre.â you grunt. âitâs nothing, he came over with pierre. i was with kika. first time iâve ever even had a conversation with lando.â that didnât result from a drink being spilt over you to the point of transparency. you leave that bit out - charles really doesnât need to know that.Â
charles mulls over your words, eyeing you suspiciously. you want to stomp your heeled foot like a child, a brat, scream and shout and kick and wail that he has to back the fuck off eventually, but you just smile innocently and pray he believes you.Â
âokay,â he mutters, making his peace. âi donât want you getting too⌠familiar with him. bad reputation. he used to be quite sweet until his last breakup and now he will fuck anything with a pulse.â you wrinkle your nose at your brothers crude words, feeling the need to jump in and object. but why? you donât know lando, you donât care about lando. you press your lips into a thin, painful line. âyou should go back to the hotel with alex. looks like iâll be here late.â he rolls his eyes, you know how it is.Â
âsure, good luck.â you offer, smothering the rage that pools in your belly. let me fucking live, you think. just because heâd had to swoop in and save you from yourself once before, didnât mean that you could live like this forever.Â
he has lit a spark under you, one that spreads like a wildfire towards the flame that lando ignited minutes before. if only your brother knew how to keep his big mouth shut, you wouldnât be spurred on to bad behaviour.Â
if only lando hadnât spilled that drink over you, maybe you wouldnât be opening his instagram profile and sending a message request.Â
a place. your room number. a time.Â
you only wish youâd gotten to see the devilish grin on his face when he received it.Â
lando canât want you for the reasons that other guys do. your status as charles leclercâs little sister, and the gateway to your brother that you provided, meant nothing to the brit. thatâs why youâd let him have you; he wouldnât try to take more than you wanted to give.Â
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4. generousÂ
the knocks are soft against the door, yet they manage to have every hair on your body standing to attention. youâre quick to let him in, itching to get him inside and away from prying eyes. this is clandestine, secret, could even feel somewhat sacred once itâs over, and the last possible thing you could ever need is for another soul to know what you intend to do with lando, what you intend to let him do to you.Â
âhey.âÂ
âhi.âÂ
you stare at each other.Â
he steps forward. you donât move away. he takes it as an invitation to close the space entirely, so close that, there it is again: oldspice, except this time itâs mixed with something fresh, shower gel you guess, sea salt. his curls are crisper than they were a few hours ago, still damp from the shower he must have just taken.Â
âwhat changed your mind?â he asks.Â
âi was feeling generous.â you deadpan. he bites back a laugh.Â
âgenerous, huh?â
âvery.âÂ
âconsidering your alleged dry spell, iâd say iâm the generous one, no?â his voiced is edged with something dark, dropped a few octaves. you could absolutely squirm under his gaze, but you hold strong.Â
âyou know where the door is if thatâs how youâre gonna be.â you coo, mocking his seductive undercurrent. all he does is flash his teeth, grinning cheekily, his way of accepting your challenge, your attitude.Â
âi think you want me to stay, honey.âÂ
honey. you fear it works on you. the gap closes even further, you fear itâs your doing.Â
âyouâre only getting this opportunity because i invited you here.â your resolve is slipping. youâve admitted that you want him in your pathetic bid to hold the power, when the truth is, you want him to pounce on you, strip away every layer and barrier and make you see stars, feel euphoric.Â
âokay, honey, whatever you say.â he chuckles, cruel and taunting. âso, how dry of a spell has it been? wanna know what iâm working with.âÂ
lando touches you then, lightning shooting down your arm as he traces from your elbow down to your fingers, featherlight, barely there, a ghost of a touch that haunts you so deliciously. your fingers intertwine. you initiate it, but really, itâs his fault. this is all his fault.
you try and laugh, but it sounds broken, quivering itâs way out from your dry throat.Â
âdry.â
he just stares at you, expectant. he needs to hear more, needs to know. he craves details about you, has ever since you body slammed him outside his garage - leading to some very covert instagram stalking on his behalf and his oh so convenient way of worming his way into a conversation with pierre when lando could see that the other driver was on his way over towards you. itâs pathetic, maybe, but he craves you the way one craves nicotine forever after just one puff of a cigarette. he has you, just for tonight, maybe longer if he gets this right, so he will know everything he needs to know so that he can touch you just how you need.Â
âiâve only⌠itâs been a while.âÂ
he sees right through you.Â
âyouâve only what?â he presses. he needs to know.
âiâve only done this once.â you whisper. itâs the meekest heâs seen you. he loathes it.Â
âand was it good?â lando murmurs so attentively that you want to cry.Â
your fourth interaction with this man, and he has you melting.Â
ânot really.âÂ
âdo you trust me?â his nose is bumping yours. youâre locked in, twitching. he has both hands on you, now, one still laced with yours, the other trailing up your arm, tempted to brush his fingertips against the taut skin of your neck.Â
how the fuck can i trust you? i donât know you! what the fuck are we doing? what the fuck am i doing?
thatâs not what you say, though, because for some reason, you are so sickeningly comfortable and okay that you worry that something is wrong with you.Â
âyes.â
âthen this time will be so, so much better. iâll make it all better.âÂ
when his lips meet yours, youâre surprised at how good it immediately feels. you donât know what you were expecting, but his lips are plush, enveloping yours softly, but firm enough that you sink into him, allowing him to cement that grip on the side of your neck that heâd been taunting you with.Â
he kisses you like heâs sure of everything, like this is second nature and youâve done it a thousand times. you want to kiss him a thousand times. why itâs so good, youâre not sure, but it gives you the confidence to lean into him, grab the bottom of his hoodie in your hands and tug.Â
âbe patient, ân iâll make you feel so good, honey, i promise.â he mouths down your cheek, nipping at your jaw, down your neck until he finds that special spot below your ear. he nibbles there, lapping his tongue over your sensitive skin like he already knows your body. you want to see just how familiar with you he can get. âbut,â he punctuates the word with a sharp bite. you both dread and revel in the mark it will leave. âyou have to behave for me, okay?âÂ
his words are whispered against the shell of your ear and you shiver, eyes rolled back already. you wonder if heâll get them to do a full three-sixty rotation in your skull.Â
ââkay.â you breathe, mindless, floating away. itâs already better than last time.
ââkayâ?â he mocks. âno, honey, you gotta promise me. can you promise me?âÂ
âpromise.â you lock eyes, conveying your obedience. his eyes blow wide, pupils dilating to shove away the mysterious bluey green. his teeth grit. he knows heâs hit the jackpot.Â
âgood girl.âÂ
youâre stripped naked, mustering all of your energy to shove his clothes off, his hoodie flying away, his sweats kicked into a faraway dark corner. youâre left naked, him in some increasingly tight boxers, and you tumble into the freshly made bed. he slinks over you, crawling on his hands and knees, predator stalking prey.Â
he stains your inner thighs purple, tugging your legs over his shoulder, huge hands warm and rough as they manoeuvre your malleable body to his liking. lando presses kisses to every inch of skin, dragging his tongue over your bare flesh before he spreads you open, sucking and tasting and savouring. he moans into you, open and wet, and it ricochets off of every nerve ending, sending your body taut and arched, catlike. youâre trying to get away, whilst simultaneously grinding yourself closed to him, feeling that broad, sharp nose of his bump messily and firmly against your clit, an ache spreading through your pelvis that makes you shake and shake and whine his name out to the gods.Â
âtaste like heaven.â landoâs words are simple, straightforward, make you bite your lip so hard you taste something metallic seeping over your tongue. âso tight, even around my tongue,â he slurs, drunk, lost. âgotta stretch you out for me. that okay, honey?â you can just about make it all out, and you nod furiously, pleading.Â
his teeth graze your clit.Â
âsay please.âÂ
âputain! please!â you kick your feet out when all he does is laugh into your wet flesh.Â
one finger grazes through your folds, parting them and collecting a mess of your slick. he looks transfixed as it drips down his finger.Â
honey.
you watch him watch how he opens you up, revelling in the utter fascination painting his features, pussy drunk and curious, transfixed.Â
âcanât believe youâve never been fucked right.â he coos, breathless, genuinely shocked. you quake under his skilful hands and his awful, sinful, dirty mouth.Â
âmore.â you plead, not ashamed by your crude begging. youâre a mess for him already, might as well get the full experience.Â
âthink you can take another?âÂ
a second finger slides in, rocking against your walls, testing the waters. you writhe, meeting his movements with shallow thrusts of your hips.Â
âfaster, i need- mon dieu! anything, lando, please just-â he really goes to town then, scissoring your dripping cunt open, curling and twisting and grinding the two digits so deep that you see white, hazy chocolate coloured curls and deep, glazed over eyes.Â
âthatâs it, honey, there you go. so fucking pretty for me.â lando whispers the last bit, awestruck, and youâd take the time to wonder why if you werenât on the verge of tears, overstimulated, ears ringing. your orgasm crashes over you like a surge of electricity, tearing through your body like itâs trying to escape and take cover. itâs so strong that youâre damp everywhere, sweating and crying and so fucking shocked that it can feel like this.Â
âlando.â you pant, mouth dry, voice hoarse. Â
âyou did so good. was it okay?â he rubs small circles into your hips, eyes flitting between your own and where youâre still leaking for him. he manages to tear his eyes away, like a trance has broken, snaking up your body until heâs laying next to you, propped up on his elbow. he hovers over you, raking his eyes over the rising and falling lines of your body.Â
âpretty good, i guess. didnât know you had it in you.â you tease, smirking lazily up at him.Â
you want to keep staring at him but your vision is blurring as your eyes begin to droop. what a long day itâs been.Â
âhigh praise coming from you.â lando reasons, laughing lightly. he strokes over your hipbone and you jolt, curling around onto your side. his skin is warm against yours, soft and smooth, and you dare you press your even closer, shy, as if he wasnât just buried mercilessly between your legs. you hum in response, spent and languid. âyou wanna get some sleep?â he asks.Â
âwe didnât⌠i mean, you didnâtâŚâ you trail off, awkward, gesturing towards his middle.Â
lando just smiles.Â
âguess iâll just have to come find you in monaco.âÂ
you flush, cheeks burning as you consider the fact that youâre gonna be in the same country, a very small, very private city. who knows what could happen?Â
you fall asleep quickly, easily, far too comfortable next to the british driver. if you were to ask, heâd say he left immediately. he watches the way you breathe far too intently, ever so slowly pulling his clothes back on. he doesnât know how long passes, but what he does know is that he canât wait to have you like this again.Â
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5. some guyÂ
you sink into the oversized armchair, sitting back and letting kika and alex talk, nattering backwards and forwards about nothing in particular. or, maybe youâre just zoned the fuck out.Â
you canât stop thinking about the way he touched you, your body littered with evidence, dark purple bruises turning a stale green between you thighs. when you woke up, you initially wondered if it was all a dream, but the dull, sweet ache thrumming through your bones told you just how real it really was. you went through the motions, embarrassed momentarily before deciding to just embrace it, try to bask in the way heâd made you feel: sexy and desirable and electric.Â
it was just a shame that it had to be him. thatâs what you kept telling yourself, at least.Â
kikaâs nodding along to a story alex is telling about leo, about to respond with a similar anecdote about simba but she gasps instead, almost spilling her americano all over herself. this gets your attention and you open your mouth to ask her is sheâs okay, but she beats you to it.Â
âmy god, what is that?â she chokes, staring at you. or, well, your neck.Â
you flush, heated, blood pooling in your cheeks.Â
youâd tried to cover it up, seriously, applying layer after layer of concealer and strategically placing your hair in such a way that you prayed it wouldnât be noticeable, but nonetheless, there it is, clear as day. red raw skin tinged purple around the seams, branded into your neck like some kind of public humiliation ritual.Â
fuck you, lando fucking norris!
you avert eye contact, leaning away from alex who is now making a point of leaning in, going as far as to push your hair back so she can get a closer look.Â
âoh my gosh!â she squeals, giggling with kika.Â
you take a long, slow gulp of coffee, not caring that it burns your tongue.Â
âwho was it? holy shit, was it lando?â kika whisper shouts and you officially drop dead on the spot, watching her connect the dots so easily.Â
âoh jesus, no! no!â you lie, feigning offence, your leg bouncing shamefully under the table. the two girls eye you suspiciously, but you assume youâve played it off well.Â
âwho, then?â alex asks. you wonder if kika has told her about yesterdays interaction.Â
âjust- i donât even know, some guy.â you huff, playing with a loose thread hanging from your jumper.Â
âsome guy? after what you were saying yesterday? okay, babe.â kika teases sarcastically. âno, cmon, who?â she pouts, leaning in as well.Â
âjust⌠someone.â you squeak, unable to look up at them.Â
âokay, well, we will find out eventually.â alex wiggles her eyebrows and you stick your tongue out, mock-glaring at your sister in law.Â
âno, the fuck you wonât.â you try and fake some confidence, scrapping for a mere shred of control.Â
yes, the fuck they will, because when you leave for the bathroom, you leave your phone unlocked like the utter fool you are. god has it out for you, you figure, because thatâs when he chooses to strike.Â
the message lando sends you is short and sweet, and alex chokes on a piece of cake when kika starts gesturing wildly at the notification that pops up on your screen.Â
for when youâre lonely at home and canât find anyone to fuck you right.
attached is his address.Â
they donât breathe a word when you come back, but they share a knowing smirk when they catch you smiling at your phone, and again when you ask if either of them have anything with a higher neckline that you can wear for the race.Â
youruser has just posted on instagram:
tagged: francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux
liked by: francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux, landonorris and others
youruser: race day, big slay
user1: LEO!!!
alexandrasaintmleux: prettiest girl in the world
user45: lando what are you doing here đ¤
6.    manners
âare you even listening to me right now?â charles scoffs, finishing off his drink out of annoyance. your eyes snap back to him, the thumping music vibrating through your body.Â
âsorry, just tipsy.â you purse your lips, attempting to lock back in on whatever heâs saying, but itâs hard. itâs hard, because sprawled out in a booth across from where you stand at the bar, lando is watching your every move.Â
youâve managed to avoid him thus far, no contact since youâd liked the DM heâd sent you a few weeks back. youâd be lying through your teeth if you said you didnât think of him and what youâd done at literally every waking moment, so the way heâs watching you, hooded eyes sparkling under the strobe lights, has you squirming. it was easier to tell yourself that, surely, it wasnât that good when he wasnât right in front of you in a half unbuttoned shirt. the navy blue fabric is wrapped around his body deliciously, taut where his muscles are, the colour popping against his tanned skin - which you can practically feel writhing against yours.Â
you wish charles would go away so you could crawl into that booth and commit public indecency.Â
speak of the devil, your brother seems to have clocked that you have zero interest in what he has to say so he huffs, ordering another round for the table and telling you heâs going to find alex. he shuffles away and you subtly search for the british drivers mindful eyes, but heâs disappeared, left his entourage in the booth. you swallow disappointment that makes you feel pathetic, head in your hands against the bar top, but the lightest brush of fingers against your waist drags you out of your spiral. you know immediately.Â
âdid you dress like that for me, or are you just a slut?â heâs grinning, light and teasing, surprisingly sober, tipsy at most, just like you.Â
âi could ask you the same.â you smirk, blatantly eyeing his exposed chest. he shrugs, leaning in.Â
âmight have left an extra button undone just for you.â lando winks and you hope the lights hide the way you flush.Â
âsure you did, just for me and every other girl in here.â you challenge. his eyebrows furrow.Â
ânope. just for you.â his eyes darken, just a tad but enough that you notice. your mouth runs dry. âyou never replied to me.âÂ
ânot true, i liked the message.â you smile coyly, sipping your drink. your lipstick smears against the rim of the glass and you watch him stare at the print, tongue wetting his lips.Â
âyou are something else.â he shakes his head, pushing his curls back. it could be frustration, but he still seems at ease, like heâs enjoying your combative nature. you smile into the glass, hoping he doesnât notice. he does. âhow much have you had to drink?âÂ
âthis is my second.âÂ
âyou sober enough for me to take you home?â landoâs face is mere inches away from yours now, and you can feel the pull, desperate to crawl into the space that still remains and lose yourself there.Â
âdepends.âÂ
âon?â you truly exasperate him, but he thinks he loves it.Â
âif youâre actually gonna fuck me this time.â you casually take another sip, playing it off as if your crude words had no impact on you.Â
landoâs eyes widen at your bluntness, and so does his grin.Â
âmeet me by the valet.âÂ
lando leaves, and you quickly follow, downing the remnants of your glass and touching up your lipgloss.Â
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alex watches from her booth, and pulls out her phone.Â
to: kika gomesÂ
oh, sheâs deeeeefinitely sleeping with lando!!! Â
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pietra leans towards her boyfriend, close enough that he can hear her over the noise.Â
âisnât that charlesâ sister?â she shouts, pointing to the bar, where lando is stood.Â
max analyses the way heâs stood, leant against the bar, nice and close to the ferrari drivers little sister. he knows that look on landoâs face, and he knows it far too well. max pinches the bridge of his nose.Â
âoh for fuck sake.âÂ
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itâs weird, sitting with him in silence. heâs only had half a drink, able to drive back through the winding hills to his apartment. you stare out the window, mostly, when you arenât staring blatantly and curiously at lando. you can see the sea, glistening under the moonlight and you wish you could focus on that instead, but heâs there, and you have to admit - begrudgingly, albeit - that heâs stunning. his hands wrap around the wheel tauntingly, as if heâs trying to convey how heâll touch you, all consumingly. your thighs press together, your fingers clasping together as if youâre subconsciously stopping yourself from reaching out for him prematurely.Â
as if he can hear your thoughts, his palm smoothes over the skin of your bare thigh, right where your dress has ridden up, without a second thought, nothing tentative about the way his digits curve around your skin.Â
âso, youâve been thinking about that night, then?â he breaks the silence, glancing over at you.Â
âwhat makes you say that?â you whisper, not even meaning to but the silence had been so heavy.Â
âwell, you only left with me on the condition iâd bend you over.â he laughs loud, whole and warm. you fight it, just for a second, but then you join in, giving in to him. you canât help it, he makes it easy.Â
âyou got me.â you concede, rolling your eyes. without realising it, youâve relaxed completely into his touch.Â
he pulls off of the road and into a private garage. you breath hitches.
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âdo you want a drink orâŚ?â lando gestures blindly towards his kitchen, walking further into the apartment.Â
heâd spent the elevator ride up to his place leant against the opposite wall, taunting, making you wait. heâd let himself look at you, totally unabashedly, raking his eyes over your frame, meekly tucked into the corner, shy under his intense gaze but frustrated by his lack of urgency.Â
âiâm good. didnât come here for a tea party.â you hope your words push his buttons. they must, because he turns on his heel, facing you again, suddenly towering over you.Â
his eyes are steel, face serious, and you donât know what to do. youâve never seen him look at you like this.Â
âi think we need to work on your manners.â he speaks condescendingly, down at you, and if you werenât so needy, hadnât been waiting weeks, youâd turn around and leave just to really prove his point. but you stay planted, looking up at him through mascara coated lashes, softening you gaze until youâre sure youâre conveying faux innocence.Â
âmaybe we can work on them in your bedroom.â you truly donât know where you get this confidence from, heâs the second man to have ever touched you so intimately, but heâs magnetic, drawing you out of your own head and straight towards him.Â
he tugs you towards him, kissing you messily, right there in the dim light of his kitchen, pawing at your waist hungrily. his tongue brushes your and you moan, humming into his mouth at the faint taste of mint and vodka, long gone but you can taste everything. his thick fingers find your ass, hoisting you up until you have no option but to wrap your legs around him, your dress scratching at your thighs the higher it rides up, but all it does it turn you on more, rough sensations on sensitive skin.Â
lando walks you blindly to his bedroom, never breaking the kiss, and you wonder how many times heâs done this to get it down to muscle memory. the thought makes you nauseous, drags you mercilessly right back into your head, and you pull away, your lips barely brushing his.Â
âwhy me?â you breathe, panting into the shallow space where your mouths have parted.
âwhat?â he whispers, confused.Â
âwhy do you want to do this with me?â you have to check, past insecurities rising to the surface like bile in the back of your throat. he looks genuinely baffled and you feel foolish for ruining the moment.Â
âwhy wouldnât i? youâre gorgeous and-â he cuts himself off, his eyes glazing over. the demeanour slips and youâre stuck, his arms still tight around you, holding you close in the empty space at the foot of his bed.Â
âwhat?â you whisper.Â
âyouâre part of the same life.â the way he looks at you says words that he canât.Â
words that will sound too shallow and too selfish and too meaningless, even though you will understand them because youâre here for similar reasons, and therefore, they will mean too much.Â
you canât take things from him. you canât fake it. you canât break him into a million pieces when he finally discovers that you want him because of what he can give you.
you nod once, firm. Â
âi get it.â you smile sadly. lando wants to know more. he can find out some other time. a moment of clarity passes between you. âkiss me, again?â you ask. he delivers immediately.Â
kisses you all the way onto the bed. kisses you while he helps you take off your heels, while he drags the zipper of your dress down. you both feel safe now, understood, and that really moves things along.Â
âso pretty.â he mutters into your skin, shedding you of your tight dress.Â
your shaky fingers work over the buttons of his shirt, peeling it off of his broad shoulders, taking in the sight of him all over again. youâre left in your panties, braless already, and he gawks down at you, like heâs seeing everything for the first time. it makes you feel powerful.Â
âcan you hurry up?â you writhe, arching into his touch. he smiles, covering his body with yours and pressing a kiss to your lips. his fingers slide over the curves of your body, finding the band of your underwear and toying with it.Â
âwant me to take them off?â he purrs, trailing his lips down your jaw to just below your ear.Â
ânow.â you beg, eyes fluttering closed as his warm breath pricks at your skin, teeth nibbling. âno marks.â you whine, flashing back to the weeks over knowing looks and attempts at covering the last one up.Â
âwhat were we saying about manners, hm? gonna need to start hearing some âpleasesâ and âthank yousâ, okay, honey?â he bites down again, harder this time, and you squirm underneath him, your soft belly moulding to each dip of his abs.
his fingers dip into your panties, finding your clit amongst your wetness. you just about bite back a moan, but you canât help but roll your hips into his hand, his fingertips gliding easily through your folds.Â
âva te faire foutre.â you mutter, teeth gritting at the pleasure and his words. go fuck yourself.
âiâve lived in monaco long enough to know what that means.â lando whispers, pinching your clit once before plunging a finger inside of you.Â
you hiss, head thrown back, the feeling of him smiling against the hickey bittersweet. and to think, it was almost healed. you canât help but keen into his touch.Â
âmore,â you pant. âplease.â
âyou learn fast.â lando approves, and quickly fulfils your request, adding another finger.Â
they flex inside of you, grinding deeper and deeper until youâre whimpering his name and leaking down his wrist. your arms wrap around him, nails digging in to his smooth back, his ropey muscles tensing under your firm touch. his thumb bumps your clit, over and over, pushing you to the precipice, so close you can taste the impending orgasm on your tongue.Â
âitâs so good, merci, god.â you sound wrecked already, and lando canât wait to see how far he can push, how far apart he can take you. Â
âthat other fucking loser didnât know what he had, jesus, youâre so fucking hot.â he rasps, admiring the rise and fall of your chest, how your breasts bounce with every thrust of his fingers, the way his hand is glistening in the low light of his bedroom. his words are your undoing, the awe in his voice sending sparks shooting through every nerve ending.Â
âlando, âm gonna⌠putain!â the way you switch languages is sexy to him, tells him how scrambled your brain is, and he twitches in his boxers. when you cum, itâs as gorgeous and as enticing as the first time, and he jolts against your hip, desperate to get inside of you finally.Â
âyouâre so beautiful.â he groans, pulling his fingers from your entrance. he stares blindly at the mess youâve made on them, salivating, remembering the way you taste. itâs a no brainer for him, and he licks both digits clean, giving you just a moment to recover.Â
âi need you.â you whisper, your legs still spread, quivering slightly.Â
you pull him in once more, his covered crotch grinding against your slick and you cry out, the friction sending you into overdrive. his teeth dig into your shoulder, the sensation entrapping him, leaving him weak, ready to give you whatever you ask. he pushes his underwear away, and your eyes go wide.Â
âyou can have me,â he grunts, running his hand over himself. âthink you can take it?â he wets his lips and you think you could cum again at the sight of him. sweat slicked, tight curls falling over his eyes, lips licked pink and kiss swollen, hard and heavy in his own hand, body curved over yours possessively. youâre a simple woman, really.Â
âi think i can try.â you want to sound confident, but it comes out as a squeak.Â
he sits back on his knees and brings his free hand to cup your jaw.Â
âiâll go slow with you, honey, okay? you can tell me to stop.â lando promises. âyou sure you want this?âÂ
you nod, pouting up at him.Â
âi want you, i can take it.â you manage through a deep breath.Â
the stretch is brutal, splitting you in half. all you can do is breathe, watching the way he watches you, and thatâs what you hone in on, his pretty eyes watching where heâs filling you up. when he bottoms out, he stops for a second, scanning your face for discomfort.Â
âare you okay?âÂ
âcâmere.â you coo, and he falls back over you, paws at your waist. âmove, lando.â you plead.Â
itâs slow, deep, makes your toes tingle. you can feel each and every drag of him against your walls and it makes you dizzy, a knot twisting and tickling in your belly. your fingers are twisted around him, around his biceps, crumbling a little bit every time he flexes in your grip.Â
âoh, mon dieu.â youâre whimpering, legs wrapping around him like vines, tighter and tighter with every buck of his hips.Â
ââs it feel good, honey? yeah? youâre so fucking tight for me.â lando chokes, licking over the sweat on your collarbone. ââm i making it feel good?â he sounds so cocky, sexy, but thereâs a soft edge around his words. it matters to him, how heâs treating you, this, a certain delicateness hanging around your intertwined bodies like a cloud.Â
âso good, lando, so fucking good.â the words scratch your throat raw, and your teeth sink into your bottom lip.Â
âno, no, lemme hear you, pretty girl. can feel how close you are for me.â you can hear the edge to his voice, can tell the end is near for both of you, the way his words wobble despite his best attempts at hiding it. âneed you to look at me, and i need to hear you.âÂ
you donât even realise until then that your eyes are shut, screwed up tight as the pleasure rolls through your body, flooding each and every one of your senses. you free your lip, and everything pours out, whines, raw slurs of his name.Â
âiâm so close.â he grunts, watching the way your face moves, hanging on to every micro expression, the way you battle to keep all of your attention on him.Â
âfill me up.â you urge, squeezing his hips between your thighs. his eyes widen, the request slowly registering, and he blinks away the voice in his head telling him to do it.Â
âyou know i canât.â heâs firm, sensible even if you arenât.Â
âwant it so bad, lan, please, wanna feel it.â you reason, cupping his face and pushing his curls back.Â
ânot tonight.â
âyes, tonight. give it to me.â
âi said no, donât be a fucking brat.â he hisses, squeezing his eyes shut.Â
âknow you want it.â you whisper, seductive and devious. you can see his resolve slipping, tightening around him.Â
before you can say anything else, your hands are scooped up, pinned above your head. heâs right over you now, your hips perfectly aligned, and heâs driving so deep that you swear you can feel him in your tummy. his thrusts resort to a harsh grind, digging into each other with every snap of his pelvis.Â
âyou want it so bad? huh? fine.â he growls, forehead resting against yours. âwant me to cum in you, fuck it all back in? yeah, honey? you gonna keep it all in for me?â
âwhatever you want.â you promise, eyes rolling back in your head. âjust- please, please do it.â you pant, mouth dry.Â
âthatâs it, pretty girl, take it all for me.â he buries his face in your neck, nipping at your collarbone. âdoing so good.â the words fan against your throat, hushed, leaving you warm from the inside out, brainless.Â
when you spill around him, itâs at the same time as he lets go, and he fucks you through your orgasms. you go limp beneath him, taking it, letting it all wash over you, letting him wash all over you. you feel like you canât breathe, suffocating under the weight of him and the reality of what youâve just done. again. for some reason, you donât care, and decide that youâll do this again and again, anytime heâll have you. not that youâll ever tell him thatâŚÂ
âfuck.â he exhales, rolling off of you carefully, but the overstimulation - and then lack thereof - makes you wince, and he strokes your hip gently in apology.Â
âthat was better than i thought it would be.â you grin, staring blankly up at the ceiling.
âyou know, these are starting to sound kinda backhanded.â he beams, laughing breathlessly, but just as he begins to relax into his bedspread, he remembers. âoh fuck, shit, we need a pharmacy!â lando bolts up so that heâs sitting, scanning the room blindly for his clothes. you giggle and he snaps his head towards you, panicked.Â
âno, lando, we donât.âÂ
âall of that âuh, fill me up, please lando youâre so sexyâ talk means that, yes we absolutely do! fuck, how much is plan b these days?â heâs spiralling now, tugging at his curls.Â
âfirst of all, iâm on birth control. second of all, i donât sound like that, and most importantly, i did not call you sexy.â you smirk, stretching out your tight muscles.Â
âthatâs the most important part? woman, you nearly killed me.â lando gasps, slumping back down into bed.Â
ââm sorry, couldnât resist playing with you a little. good to know we share a kink, though.â your smirk turns into a coy smile, and you swing your shaky legs out of the bed, your feet sinking into the plush rug.Â
âoh, yeah? what other kinks are you hiding from me?â lando sits back against the headboard, tucking his hands behind his bed. you have to look away, or else youâll accidentally fall back into his bed.Â
âguess youâll have to wait and find out.â it makes him quirk an eyebrow, a look of understanding settling over his face.Â
âso this is gonna be a regular thing, yeah?âÂ
youâre putting your underwear back on when he says it, searching for your dress, but his words make you freeze. he sounds hopeful, and it makes your chest pang⌠wait, is that your heart?
âi donât⌠i mean, as you unfortunately know, i havenât done this before. i donât know how this works.â you say it so earnestly, so innocently, that his whole face softens, awestruck and boyish.Â
âi want it to be a regular thing.â he says it gently, like heâs offering it to you, to the universe.Â
âokay. me too.â you whisper back, shy under his gaze.Â
âare you⌠like, do you think youâll be sleeping with other people?â lando squeaks, doing a terrible job of playing it cool.Â
âfor so many reasons, no.â you grimace. âbut if weâre doing this then i wouldnât want to anyway.â you say softly. your dress is back on now, but he has you flustered, and you canât quite get the zipper.Â
âlemme help.â he offers, and heâs out of bed and before you in a matter of seconds. his calloused fingers graze your skin as he pulls the zipper together and up, adjusting your dress back into place. it feels so terrifyingly intimate, exciting, and you canât bring yourself to move away. âi wouldnât want to either.â he breathes the words quietly into the small space between you.Â
âokay.â you donât even try to hide the way you beam, staring up at him.Â
âiâll take you home, yeah?âÂ
âyeah.â
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7. worth it
and so, begins a clandestine affair, touches in the shadows, subtle glances, watchful eyes.Â
one of you calls, the other comes, sneaking through doors that neither of you should enter, leaving bars a few minutes apart, making up excuses to get out of plans.Â
thereâs the time lando has you bent over the end of your bed, tears leaking into the mattress, slick everywhere. heâs so deep this way, hammering away at the special spot nestled within you that heâs become very familiar with. one of his hands is dragging your hips back to meet his thrusts, the other splayed out across your back, holding you down.Â
your phone rings. itâs alex. you were supposed to be a brunch twenty minutes ago. you groan out, frustrated in every sense of the word.Â
âanswer it, honey.â lando grunts, pulling you towards him even harder. you whimper, shaking your head, words dying on your tongue. âgo on, i know you can do it. wouldnât want alex to worry, would you? let her know youâre okay.â he coos, condescending.Â
heâs so arrogant, full of it, and you like the challenge. you canât let him win, canât let him revel in how fucked out he has you, so against your better judgement, you grab the phone, fingers shaking as you answer.Â
âhi, love. i know, iâm late! âm sorry, iâll be there soon!â you wince at the way your voice shakes. you hope she canât hear the way youâre panting, or the sound of his hips hitting yours.Â
lando slows his hips, hitting deep at such a torturously slow pace that feels a million times better than it already did. your free hand flies back, swatting at him.Â
âwhere the hell are you? i was worried!â alex sounds relieved, but thereâs something else in her tone that you canât quite decipher.Â
âiâm on my way, i promise! i was with arthur.â you lie, throwing your younger brother into the line of fire. you know, for credibility. alex is silent for a moment.Â
âoh, okay. well, get here soon, please! love you!â and with that, she hangs up the phone. you release a breath you were holding, crying out when lando immediately speeds up again.Â
âi hate you.â you choke, grinding your hips into him. lando just scoffs, sliding a hand under your belly, flush against the mattress. he finds your clit, playing with it, urging you quickly towards your release.Â
âno, you donât.â he laughs. âyou better cum for me, pretty girl, i think you have somewhere to be.âÂ
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âiâm on my way, i promise! i was with arthur.â
alex has to bite back a laugh. she stares across the table, where arthur is having an avid debate with charles and joris. arthur, who had been with her and charles for hours.Â
âoh, okay. well, get here soon, please! love you!â alex hangs up the phone, giggling to herself. leo stirs in her lap.Â
âwhatâs so funny?â charles asks her. she shakes her head.Â
âoh, nothing, she just overslept.âÂ
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thereâs the time where he has you hiked up on your kitchen counter, messy curls tickling the insides of your thighs. heâs licking at you ravenously, dragging his tongue up and down, twisting around your clit in circles.Â
youâre tugging on his hair, holding him close to where youâre aching, dripping, slicking up the lower half of his face. heâs groaning into you, starved and desperate. itâs been a week since youâve seen him, had him like this, the longest youâve done without him since the first time youâd had sex. its untamed and needy and you fear what it means, the way youâre so addicted to one another.Â
you also havenât seen your brother for a week, something you realise when you hear a key turn in the lock, down the corridor. you have seconds to react, the noise washing over you like a bucket of ice cold water. you squirm, pushing a very confused lando away, managing to kick him lightly in the head as you leap from the counter.Â
âmon dieu! fuck, iâm sorry!â you gasp.Â
âwhat the fuck is going on-â you cut him off, slapping your palm over his mouth.Â
you glance around frantically, looking for a way out of this. there is but one option available.Â
âthe balcony! just- fuck, get out there!â you shoo him over to the small window, begging him with your eyes. âplease! iâll get rid of him!âÂ
you can hear footsteps approaching. youâre sweating now, smoothing down your skirt and your hair anxiously.
charles calls your name, rounding the corner and walking into your kitchen, just as you pull the window closed again.Â
âshit, you scared me!â you fake, clutching your chest. you can feel your heart hammering.Â
âi did knock, sorry!â charles looks you over, scanning the kitchen. âare you okay?âÂ
âyeah, fine, sorry, i must have been out of it. iâm in the middle of an assignment.â you lie.Â
âoh okay, well i can always goâŚâ heâs looking at you weirdly, and you fear he knows something, that he can tell.Â
âcan we get dinner tonight? iâll book.â you offer, scratching your neck.Â
âyeah, thatâs great. are you sure youâre okay?â your brother asks, turning to leave.Â
âpromise, yeah, iâm just so busy with work, deadlines and all that.â you wrinkle you nose, feigning distaste.Â
âwell you can tell me all about it later, okay? love you.â charles says sincerely, smiling.Â
âlove you too.â you call, listening for the sound of the door closing behind him.Â
you immediately rush for the window, throwing it open, peeking your head out. lando stands with his back against the wall, shivering in nothing but a t-shirt. you look at him sheepishly.Â
âget back in here.â you tell him, standing back to give him space to crawl back through. ââm sorry.â you giggle.Â
âyouâre lucky youâre worth it.â lando teases, stalking towards you and wrapping you in his arms. his skin is cold against yours, and you huff, try and push him off. âhey, iâm cold!â he pouts.Â
âyou know, youâre lucky youâre worth it, i could have just let him murder you.â you reason, looking up at him. your hands slide around him, returning his embrace, warm hands skating up under his shirt.Â
âyou wouldnât.â he says simply. âiâm way too good in bed.âÂ
âyou keep telling yourself that, norris.âÂ
âi donât need to, you tell me more than enough.âÂ
lando leans down to kiss you, then, nothing all that unusual but it always feels like a step too far, intimate in a way that you two usually arenât. you kiss him back regardless, because really, you love it. he always tastes minty, divine when you let him lick into your
mouth.Â
âi believe we were in the middle of something.â he whispers.Â
âremind me.â you breathe.Â
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and thereâs also the time where heâs fucking you in his drivers room, the massage table thudding dully against the wall with every hard thrust.Â
his race suit is pulled down just enough, your dress bunched around your hips, and heâs slamming into you mercilessly.
the whole thing was a blur, really; youâd always vowed that you would never have sex at a race track, but that promise was old news, now, broken the very second you caught the way he was staring at you. his eyes were hard, unreadable, jaw clenched as he glared at the man talking to you. you were just being friendly, catching up with franco, but lando wouldnât have it, not after such a shitty race. one harsh snap of his neck towards the mclaren motorhome had you quickly excusing yourself. you knew what it meant.Â
âyou donât talk to me at the track but you let him?â lando growls, rutting into you wildly. you cling onto the damp material of his racesuit, head thrown back.Â
âwas just saying hello.â you gasp out, opening your eyes to look up at him. heâs staring down at you, angry. itâs hot.
âi donât wanna see you talking to him. you see how he was looking at you? fucker should know who you belong to.â he hisses, sliding his hand between your legs. âyouâre gonna cum for me when i say, okay? and youâre gonna be nice and loud, honey. no holding back.âÂ
âlando iâm-â
âwhen. i. say.â he cuts you off, punctuating each order with a snap of his hips.Â
all you can do is take it, dripping all over him. you can hear it, the wet squelch of him filling you up.Â
âshould mark up this pretty neck, yeah? let everyone know that you already belong to someone.âÂ
you barely register what heâs saying, but the words leave you hot, pushing you even closer to the edge and you clamp down around him.Â
âsqueezing me so tight, bet youâve wanted me all day, huh, honey? saw you looking at me earlier, pretending like you werenât when i caught you. couldnât just asked and i wouldâve fucked you right then.â lando grunts. you wail out, thrashing against the makeshift bed and he nods, letting you know itâs okay.Â
âthatâs right, pretty girl, thatâs it. been so good letting me have you. cum for me, baby.âÂ
baby.
itâs the first time heâs ever called you that. itâs the final push you need.Â
he collapses into you as he finishes, sweaty curls plush against your bare shoulder. youâre both panting, spent, basking in the moment of silence.
âthank you.â he whispers, sealing it with a kiss against your neck. it tingles, a foreign feeling settling in your belly, shooting through your veins.Â
âyou drove really well.â you reply, quiet. his breathing halts, a self deprecating laugh filling the room.Â
âdonât do that.âÂ
âwhat?âÂ
âact like you were watching my race. charles have a great drive, that must have been a lot more interesting.âÂ
âmaybe, but i was watching you.âÂ
your words hit him hard. he canât help but kiss you. you swallow a moan, and a whole heap of feelings that youâre too scared to tackle.Â
âyou better go. will i see you in brazil?âÂ
âyeah, lando. you will.âÂ
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put it all on red (bull) | max verstappen social media au
pairing: max verstappen x fem russell reader
her brother won the race? does she know? does she care?
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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yourusername: VIVA LAS VEGAS
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user3: this is fucking hilarious
user4: her whole ass brother won the actual race and there's not a peep of him on the post
user5: i mean her boyfriend did win the championship...
yourusername: exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i mean my instagram is for pretty girls only
user6: do not erase george's beauty
yourusername: nothing to erase girlypop - FUGLY!
user7: the way the guys are in the media pen and can't see that y/n is coming for their necks in instagram comments
user8: i fear she's already started drinking...
user9: in the back of the sky broadcast she hands max a drink and i'm starting to suspect that it was not water or red bull
user10: LMAO HELMUT TOOK A SIP AND LIKE NEARLY FELL OVER
yourusername: i've never claimed to be good at mixing drinks
maxverstappen1: WHERE WAS THE TONIC ???
yourusername: i don't believe in tonic đ
maxverstappen1: YOU GAVE ME STRAIGHT GIN?
yourusername: straight đ¤Ł
maxverstappen1: Y/N THAT'S ATTEMPTED MURDER ON HELMUT ???
yourusername: free me i did nothing wrong !!!
user11: these people kill me
user12: sign of a healthy relationship is making gay allegations about each other
yourusername: ALLEGATIONS ???
yourusername: george is lucky that he was the first russell carmen met ...
georgerussell63: RIGHT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
georgerussell63: thank you for the congratulations but STOP flirting with MY girlfriend
yourusername: congratulations??? for what?
georgerussell63: WINNING THE RACE?
yourusername: boring!
georgerussell63: you are so lucky we're family because you are a few cards short of a deck
yourusername: CARDS? that reminds me ... time to gamble!
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maxverstappen1: winning without the fastest car isn't for everyone
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user13: this caption has y/n russell written all over it
yukitsunoda0511: i sat here and watched them giggle to themselves for a good five minutes while posting this
user14: tell max to post more pictures like the second one
yukitsunoda0511: they are not safe for innocent eyes and they are not taken with a locked door :/
user15: why are you there ???
yukitsunoda0511: they're very generous when they're drunk !
user16: so real
yukitsunoda0511: it's also not just me :(
user17: just how many people are using the bar tab?
liamlawson30: me!
oscarpiastri: me!
charles_leclerc: me!
landonorris: me!
pierregasly: me!
alexalbon: me!
yourusername: broke bitches
carlossainz55: you do not have a job?
yourusername: gambling and being pretty is more of a job that what you will have next season đ¤¨
carlossainz55: has anyone ever told you you're a really mean drunk
yourusername: just george about a billion times, you get used to it (we just don't invite you out)
user18: she is just dragging anyone now
user19: hold on that is her boyfriend's work boyfriend's enemy
user20: girl is 90% of lestappen twitter's source and you think she's not gonna have a problem with sainz???
yourusername: you're so sexy i actually can't even function
maxverstappen1: gotta put the trophy in trophy husband somehow
yourusername: jokes aside i am super duper proud of you, this year has been insane and you've proven that you are the bestest eva
maxverstappen1: couldn't have done it without my fave cheerleader
yourusername: i'll wear the uniform and everything ....
schecoperez: STOP
georgerussell63: still no congratulations? i know you won the title or whatever but we're going to be brothers soon SHOW SOME RESPECT
yourusername: literally suck his dick
yourusername: wait no
yourusername: suck my dick
yourusername: WAIT NO
yourusername: choke â¤ď¸
georgerussell63: i have no words at this point
maxverstappen1: so romantic hehehehe
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yourusername: put it all on on red (bull)
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user22: ma'am why is there a cat?
user23: i think we already know the answer
user24: oh i know the answer i just wanna know the batshit explanation
georgerussell63: exsqueeze me ???
yourusername: don't speak like that about your nephew ??
georgerussell63: tell me you're not keeping it??
maxverstappen1: IT? HE JUST LEAPFROGGED YOU IN OUR WILL
georgerussell63: 1. you have a joint will ??? 2. why am i on it ??? 3. what is a cat doing with a monaco penthouse ???
maxverstappen1: i thought you could use the money ? i know toto ain't paying you what he promised me
yourusername: george your weird sugar daddy is more broke than you think sorry xx
georgerussell63: once again, what is stopping me taking the monaco house from a literal cat ?
yourusername: caesar will be very aware of his rights string bean - just because you talk in an uppity accent doesn't mean you actually know anything
georgerussell63: i cannot tell who corrupted who but i am sick of being your victim :(
user25: yes as fun as watching them dog george is i do want to know caesar's origin story
user26: i have a very bad feeling i know where he got his name
alexalbon: HE'S NOT NAMED AFTER THE CASINO IS HE?
yourusername: ding ding ding we have a winner, always knew you were the smarter half of galex
maxverstappen1: your gambling is getting out of hand
yourusername: did i or did i not win us a cat ?
maxverstappen1: AND ÂŁ250,000 ???
yourusername: didn't want to promote gambling too much
yourusername: KIDS DO NOT GAMBLE IT IS DUMB
yourusername: look at me i literally have a child now ???
user27: we have lost the original plot of the movie
user28: you must be new, we stopped trying to make sense of these two years ago
lewishamilton: i can assure you it does not get any easier when you know them personally
yourusername: we aim to be sexy and mysterious
lewishamilton: that's strange because you guys dance like little boys and overshare at any given opportunity
maxverstappen1: guilty !
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georgerussell63: i won the las vegas grand prix and all i got was this lousy cat
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user29: i am sensing a y/n and max meltdown incoming
user30: maybe they're too hungover to argue?
yourusername: NEVER
maxverstappen1: LOUSY CAT? FIRST OF ALL HE'S NOT YOURS SO KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND ALSO I WILL KILL YOU WITH A GUN
georgerussell63: excuse me?
yourusername: do NOT threaten my boyfriend !!!!!!!!
georgerussell63: do you have selective sight or something?
yourusername: no i just like him more than i like you
georgerussell63: you only met him because of me?
maxverstappen1: i have faith we would've found each other regardless we have a SOUL TIE
yourusername: EXACTLY
georgerussell63: i give up.
yourusername: this is exactly why you don't have a championship ... no drive (pun intended)
georgerussell63: NOW THAT'S IT
maxverstappen1: are you threatening my girlfriend?
georgerussell63: OMG LEAVE ME ALONE
user31: their commitment to never letting george have a day of peace is really quite charming
user32: they're going to give him grey hairs before he even turns 27
alexalbon: i gotta say georgie, i'm not with you on this one - caesar is THE dude
georgerussell63: are all my eggs falling out of the basket at once?
maxverstappen1: that's called karma for calling caesar 'it' and a lousy cat
georgerussell63: i can't lie i am missing your honeymoon phase you guys were a lot nicer
yourusername: we never left the honeymoon phase we just like annoying all of you
maxverstappen1: makes you people leave us alone :3
landonorris: you don't have to be mean to do that
yourusername: YOU JUST GOT OFF OF THIN ICE NORRIS WATCH YOUR STEP
user33: they can make excuses all these want but they just like annoying everyone else
user34: i mean based on their vegas shenanigans i think they would be super fun to be around
yourusername: oscar literally came to stay while he 'looked for a flat' in monaco and hasn't left... it's been three months. face it we're a HOOT
oscarpiastri: they are fun! the secret is to not be annoying sorry george!
maxverstappen1: they grow up so fast :')
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maxverstappen1: took a gamble when i went for the lanky posh dude's sister and i can now say it was definitely worth it
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user37: bro says snug as a bug in a rug once and now he's labelled as posh HE'S FROM NORFOLK
user38: it's also the way that y/n never gets the posh allegations
georgerussell63: it's because she's scruffy as fuck x
maxverstappen1: literally outside your house with a knife, keep talking
georgerussell63: i'm a grown man, max, you don't scare me
maxverstappen1: so i'm free to do a little gardening while you hide inside?
georgerussell63: you wouldn't...
yourusername: GO FOR THE PEONIES MAX
georgerussell63: NOT THE PEONIES I BEG HAVE MERCY
user39: so i'm supposed to read all of this shit and take them seriously when they get in the car
user40: it's part of the charm i think
user41: it's all fun and games until you remember they are full grown adults who can vote who are arguing over flowers
yourusername: i'd go through the strenuous task of growing up with george thousands more times just to be with you
maxverstappen1: i've been in love with you since i was 14, there has never been anyone else for me and there will never be anyone else for me
yourusername: ugh why didn't we just get married in vegas ?
maxverstappen1: because even though i did just harm his flowers, i do want to marry you in front of our families
yourusername: i guess you're right
georgerussell63: you know what? based on how you usually talk to me... i'm touched
yourusername: if i'm feeling generous i'll even let you do the seating chart
georgerussell63: I LOVE YOU BEST SISTER EVER
user42: only a declaration of love between max and y/n could end with george proclaiming his love for charts
user43: how does one procure an invite to this wedding ...
yourusername: be cunty
yourusername: @zakbrownceo YOU'RE BARRED
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yourusername: i'm the sibling who can't drive and yet i'm the one with four championship trophies in their house... george, step your pussy up x
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user44: omg queen who can't drive, she's such representation
yourusername: george says i'm so mean all the time but really i'm generous, i clearly gave him all the driving genes
user45: have you even tried driving?
yourusername: i went on max's sim once and got motion sickness and i'm also with the best driver in the world and siblings with an okay one - i'm surviving
alexalbon: he's already texted me about your language on this post
yourusername: just because he's a boomer in a string bean's body does not mean i must censor myself - he should know what stepping his pussy up means by now
georgerussell63: i will not be stepping on any pussy, i respect both felines and women
maxverstappen1: you called caesar 'it' so PLEASE
georgerussell63: i respect women?
maxverstappen1: you called y/n scruffy?
georgerussell63: that's y/n it doesn't count
maxverstappen1: that's not very feminist of you george. i am disappointed
yourusername: i agree, i really think the GDPA should reconsider the type of person they're letting run it
georgerussell63: huh?
yourusername: not once have i been invited to a grid meal ....
georgerussell63: well you're not on the grid that's why
yourusername: FEMALE EXCLUSION
maxverstappen1: you know we have attachment issues, you're so heartless george
georgerussell63: what is going on ???
yourusername: you CLEARLY don't care about me
maxverstappen1: and you CLEARLY don't care about the wellbeing of the grid
georgerussell63: I'M SORRY???
user46: george is unbelievably easy to rattle
user47: it must be so fun
yourusername: oh believe me, we have way too much fun
maxverstappen1: we once convinced him that it was a social faux pas to shake hands in japan lol
georgerussell63: IS THAT WHY MERCEDES WERE TOLD THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS REALLY RUDE ???
yourusername: LMAOOOOOOOO
maxverstappen1: so so so easy bro
user48: i guess a couple that plays mind tricks together, stay together?
yourusername: 4eva
maxverstappen1: til death do us part
yourusername: quite literally you're not leaving me alone with GEORGE
georgerussell63: you know what: DIE
yourusername: GASP
maxverstappen1: @fia get his ass
fin.
note: HAPPY MAX VERSTAPPEN CHAMPIONSHIP DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. IE. ME LOL
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Several weeks ago, my retirement-age mother requested that I play Baldurâs Gate 3 for her because she has trouble with controllers/keyboards and wanted âto see what all the fuss is about with that cute wizard boy.â For context, my mother and I have done this sort of thing in the past with certain RPGs (dragon age, mass effect, etc.), but itâs been a few years since sheâs personally requested a game like this. Basically, I control her Tav but let her make all the choices so she can determine how the story plays out without worrying about mechanics. She treats it like a choose-your-own-adventure book.
Anyway, here is a list of some of the things my mother has said and/or chosen to do throughout the course of BG3 in no particular order:
She is (obviously) romancing Gale. She is quite smitten with him and his passion for books and learning; she also thinks heâs polite and qualifies as ârelationship material.â She also REALLY likes the things heâs said about his cat so far (my mom is a cat lady), so I know sheâs gonna flip shit when we meet Tara in Act III.
Sheâs playing a normal druid Tav with a generally good alignment. Her favorite spell is Spike Growth because she thinks itâs hilarious whenever enemies walk into the AOE and die. I usually end up having to cast it at least once per battle per her request. Sometimes twice.
Contrary to her alignment, my mother tasks me with robbing every single chest, crate, barrel, and burlap sack we come across; this also includes people and their pockets. The party is always at max carrying capacity. ALWAYS. She doesnât like selling things because âwhat if I need them.â The camp stash is in literal shambles. There is no hope of organizing it. Sheâs got like fifty seven sets of rags and a billion pieces of random silverware.
She MUST talk to every animal and corpse in the game. I think five hours of her total playtime so far (47ish) has been spent speaking to animals as many times as humanly possible. Like, I was thorough in my own playthroughs, but this is on a whole other level.
She did NOT get Voloâs lobotomy, but she did let Auntie Ethel take her eye in hopes of a cure for the tadpole. I did not understand the logic then. I still do not understand it now.
She is far more interested in fashion than equipment stats. Do you have any idea how much gold Iâve had to spend on dyes just to make things match? SO much. Same vibe as that âplease someone help me balance my finances my family is starvingâ tweet but instead of candles itâs thirty thousand fucking bottles of black and furnace red dye.
We broke the prisoners out of Moonrise, but they got on the boat too early and bugged the fight by leaving Astarion and Karlach behind. Wulbren Bongle somehow got stuck in combat mode even after engaging the cutscene on the docks below Last Light; he he kept trying to run ALL THE WAY BACK TO MOONRISE nine fucking meters at a time while I frantically tried to finish the fight with the Warden, otherwise Wulbren would have run straight into the shadow curse. (I wouldâve let him go; fuck Wulbren Bongle, all my homies hate Wulbren Bongle. But my mom didnât know that, and she wanted to keep him safe. So.)
She had me reload a save like eighteen times to save the giant eagles on top of Rosymorn Monastery. Wouldnât even let me do non-lethal damage just to get past things. I think getting that warhammer for the dawnmaster puzzle took us like an hour and a half alone. (Yes, I know you can use any warhammer, but SHE didnât.)
Sheâs started keeping an irl notebook to keep track of her quests between play sessions. She writes down ideas and strategies when she thinks of them during the week, then brings them to her next game session at my house. I think she wrote about three pages on possible approaches to the goblin fortress alone.
She insists that I pet Scratch and the owlbear cub before every single long rest, no exceptions. Sometimes I have to do it multiple times until she is absolutely sure that the animals know exactly how much she loves and cherishes them. She has also commissioned a crocheted owlbear plush from a friend of hers and is very excited.
Iâm sure thereâs a bunch of stuff Iâm forgetting, but those are some fun things I thought of. Sheâs enjoying the game and is telling all of her retired friends to get it and play it for themselves. She asked me âwhat is Discordâ yesterday and I think my life flashed before my eyes.
anyway shout out to my mom for being neat
Part 2 â Part 3 â Part 4 â Part 5
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#gale of waterdeep#astarion#gale dekarios#laq talks#I talk#she stares at me real hard after she makes a choice too#like squinting to see if my expression gives anything away#if it was a good or bad call#I keep my face blank as shit itâs hilarious#I have not told her Iâm writing fanfic for this game#nor will I ever#jesus christ
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canât you see â mv1
genre: redbull!driver, enemies to lovers, smut, lando and danny playing cupid lol, protective!max (although he wonât admit it), mean!max, sub!max, dom!reader
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In between your mutual dislike with your teammate, Lando and Daniel try their best to make you and Max uncover some hidden feelings.
nsfw warning under the cut!
18+...penetrative sex, riding, sucking on fingers
req!...quick one, but ahh first maxie drabble. eekk :)
âWhat a fucking asshole.â
Danielâs eyes bulge out as he hands you a cup of coffee. It had been an extremely long day. Perhaps not the best idea to keep it going, but it seemed like the FIA didnât give a shit about that. You were past being upset. You were seething.Â
âUhâŚYeah. I mean I get it. Iâm tired, too. This red flag came at the worst time-â
Briskly, you take the cup from him, cutting him off. âItâs not the red flag, itâs Max.â Ever since you joined Formula 1 as the first female to drive for Red Bull, you had felt welcomed by everyone. Everyone but your actual teammate. You had thought maybe it was because he had small balls and couldnât handle the fact that you were driving alongside him, but when you confronted him about it, he only growled.Â
As if you would ever cross my fucking mind.
Squinting, you point accusingly at the Australian. âYou ought to stop being his friend.â He loudly laughs as he throws his head back.Â
âYou say that every time.â
Making a face, you shoot back. âAnd you never choose!â
âYouâre both my friends. No one is winning custody.âÂ
âYouâre older than both of us combined.â
âHey!â
Hey, a low voice replies. The hairs on the back of your neck stand up. A shiver runs down your spine. Max leans up against the nearest wall as he ignores you and keeps his eyes on his friend. You wave your hand up in front of him a couple of times for good measure before your mouth drops open when he acts as if you were Casper the Friendly Ghost.Â
âWe were just talking abou- Ouch!â Daniel shrieks in pain when you pinch him. Faking a smile, you turn to the Dutchman. We were actually in the middle of something here. Nothing. He just keeps looking past you. Running a hand through his hair, he starts talking about how this all âruined my flowâ and how he was going to have to âtry to fix the FIAâs mistakesâ. You have to laugh.
âIs something funny to you?â
You look around the room as you theatrically shudder. Sipping on the hot beverage, you hum and close your eyes. Max clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth as he crosses his arms in frustration. Cold weather, Danny. Do you think thereâs a place nearby that sells homemade chicken soup?
âWhat the fuck is your problem?â
âIf we find one, then maybe we can invite Lando and-â Suddenly, he reaches out for your cup and hot drops hit your hand. You hiss in pain. âWhatâs your problem, dickhead?â
Now, a normal reaction would be to be a decent human being and apologize. Offer up their own cup of coffee, perhaps. Not Max. Throwing it into the nearest trash bin, he turns to you. And he actually has the audacity to look upset.
âWhy didnât you let me overtake you? I donât know if you donât know this because youâre new or something like that, but here, when we are instructed to do something - we do it.â
Narrowing your eyes, you step closer. âSo what? I donât let you by one time and suddenly Iâm the bad guy? Let me remind you that thatâs all Iâve done for you this season.â
âMaybe when youâre someoneâs number one driver then you wonât have to do shit like this, but until then,â he angles himself lower to you, â...It kinda looks like you have to.â
âOh. No.â Daniel winces as he sips quietly on his hot drink. He can physically see your wheels turning as you glare back at the Dutchman. Your cheeks have turned light pink as you refrain yourself from yelling in front of all the Alpha Tauri engineers. Max scrunches his nose.
âCute.â
Youâre about to explode and let all hell loose, but just then, the red flag is over. Huffing, you grab your helmet as you walk away without sparing a single goodbye. Daniel frowns. âYou need to stop treating her like that.â Max scoffs. Treating her how? The Australian inches closer as he lays a large hand on his friend's shoulder. âLike you donât care.â
As soon as the race picks back up, youâre in the zone. You have to work twice as hard to overtake anyone in your way, considering most drivers were on new tires, but eventually you worked your way through. Drops of rain hit your visor as you slow down in sector 2.Â
âShould I be worried about the rain?â
âNothing to be worried about, just keep it up.â
You nod, even though Christian canât see you. As you get closer, you can see Maxâs rear wing. Heâs fast - zooming, almost - but that only made you want it even more. Defend. I repeat, defend for a 1-2 finish. âYeah. No.â Entering the DRS zone, you press down on the throttle as you try all tactics to catch up with the 3x World Champion. Fat drops of water hit the Red Bull as you squint in order to not get lost with the commotion. What are you doing? Defend. âI am defending.â You press harder. âExcept Iâm defending my spot. Not his.â
Itâs almost as if he knows what youâre about to do. Quickly, he scans his sideview mirror as he curses when he sees that you werenât slowing down. It looks like the two Red Bulls are going head-to-head! Probably not the best idea at the moment considering the tough weather, Crofty announces. Passing Max by, you canât help but cheer as you try to imagine his reaction.Â
âNot what we were picturing, but very well executed. He will be defending now.â
It wasnât planned to get stung by a boiling hot coffee, of course it wasnât, despite the bickering between you two. It wasnât planned to take time to scratch your burnt hand. And it most definitely was not planned to crash.
Plunging into the wall, you groan, curses flowing past your lips. Are you okay? âYes. Iâm okay.â Lifting your visor, you shyly wave at the grandstands. Would you mind going over to check on Max? Heâs currently not responding. Your heart stops. Jumping off your seat, you climb out of your car as you turn and sure enough, Maxâs Red Bull is ruined.Â
âAre you alright?â
Throwing a thumbs up, he lifts himself out of his car to wave at the fans. He turns to you, dark blue helmet still over his head. âWhat the fuck was that all about?â You narrow your eyes.
âWhat do you mean? I got an itch.â And though he wears his helmet, you canât help but notice the crinkles by his eyes. Your stomach flips. It's because of the crash. Thatâs all it is. You clear your throat. âWhat happened to you? You were driving well.â Professionally, he slides his gloves off as he waves over at the safety car.
âI had to check on you one way or another, right?â
Dumbfounded, you're faced with his back as he walks away.
-
âHeâs into you, canât you see it!â
âNo. Jesus, donât even say that.â Lando raises his brows as he throws his legs on top of your bed. Daniel hums from underneath the covers. Heâs right, though. Pulling the sheets off, you scowl. âDonât give me reasons to kick you both out.â Throwing yourself onto the mattress, you smile widely. âSoooo, whatâs new?â
Itâs all you three are ever good for. Pure gossip. Chewing hard on a piece of pizza, you gag. Daniel cackles as he reaches for the last slice. Hey! What if I wanted that? He cocks his head. Fine, you mumble.
âAll I wanted was a warm soup.â
A gentle knock echoes through the room as you all turn to face it. Go and open it, Daniel hisses. Wha- No! You go open it, Lando whispers back. Bunch of babies, you murmur as you untangle yourself from your blanket. Swinging the door open, you freeze. Standing tall is Max with a paper bag at hand.
âHey.â
Peeking out into the hallway, you stare back confused. âHey?â
Almost timidly, he kicks his feet up against the wall with a small smile. He extends his arm out, signaling for you to take the mysterious bag. I donât want any problems, you choke out, feeling skeptical. His blue eyes grow wide.
âOh. No, donât worry!â He opens the bag and takes out a small container. Leaning forward, you feel blood rising up to your cheeks. âItâs just soup.â
After an awkward exchange, he leaves. Inhaling the delicious scent, you let out a dreamy sigh.
âHe so likes her.â
-
âWe might have been wrong.â
Lando tilts his head, curly strands bouncing at the motion. Daniel hurriedly takes a seat next to the Brit as he smacks his large hands on the table. âWhat do you mean, mate?â
Daniel scans the room quickly before shaking his head. âI mean, that I just heard them two. They were going at it.â Lando blushes as he lets out an awkward laugh. I donât even want to know. The Australian bites back a smile as he continues. âNot like that. Yet. What I mean is that theyâre back to square one. Heâs being a complete dick.â
âAlright. Looks like we have to knock some sense into him.â
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Go, Daniel mouths once Max enters the debrief room, eyes entertained on his phone screen. Pushing past the Dutch, Charles jogs over to where you sit next to George. âHey!â Greeting him back with a warm smile, you pat to the open seat. âI was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite after this. Maybe some chicken soup?â You beam.
âI love a good soup!â
Rapidly, Maxâs ears perk up as he hears your conversation with the Monegasque. He was well over the rivalry, but with this? He would not second guess bringing it back. He clenches his jaw as he notices you nodding along with Charles. Strolling over to the small group, he shoots a bitter grin.
âDid you see Christianâs message about our last minute meeting?â
âHello to you, too.â Checking your phone, you look back confused with a pout. âNo. I haven't received anything.â
âYeah, well, thereâs one-â
âNo, there's not.â Flickering your eyes behind your teammate, youâre even more lost. With hands on his hips, Christian taps his shoe as his eyes flicker between his two Red Bull drivers. âDonât mind him, sweetheart. Thereâs no meeting.â He sends a small wink at Charles before walking off to the rest of the team principles. Max slumps.
âHa. Guess it got canceled or something like thatâŚâ
Rushing over Lando and Daniel, Charles hunches over as he starts blabbering. âDid it work? Please tell me it worked - God - I think I almost shit myself. Tell me it fucking wo-â
The Brit points discreetly to where Max paces the room, orbs trained on you like a guard dog.
âItâs definitely working.â
He smacks a one hundred dollar bill onto a large hand.Â
âAnd thank you for the help, too, Mr. Horner.â
-
Despite the attempts to get you and Max together, nothing seemed to work. The blue eyed boy would appear to start registering his feelings, and at the last minute, would completely chicken out. It would be an outright lie to say that this didnât entertain the Alpha Tauri and McLaren boys, but they also knew that they had to continue their fairy godparent duties.
âWatch it!â
Crashing onto the couch inside of the Red Bull Hospitality, Maxâs face bounces against it. He groans in pain before throwing a harsh stare at his friends. Lando stiffles a giggle as Daniel raises his arms up in defense. Getting seated, the Dutch looks back with a sour expression.Â
âWhatâs this hostile situation about?â
Lando panics as he turns to his mate. The Aussie licks his lips, patting his lap. âLook, weâve noticed a few things-â What things? He huffs. âMaybe if you would just let me finish-â Thatâs what she said! He glares at Lando who slaps a hand over his mouth, tears from unreleased laughter painting his blue eyes. âAs I was sayingâŚWeâve noticed your behavior towards a special little someoneâŚâ
âTowards Heidi? Shit. I didnât think itâd be that noticeable.â
Lando clicks his fingers rapidly before pointing at the Red Bull driver. âHeâs trying to not talk about it because he knows where this is going!â No, Iâm not, Max shrieks as his voice cracks. Blushing, he pushes his hat lower to his face.
âYou like her!â
âYou know I like Heidi! Sheâs good for you-â
âYou know thatâs not who weâre talking about.â
Itâs silent for a while. Standing up, Daniel goes to sit next to the 26 year old. Running a hand over his face, Maxâs sighs as he looks up. âIâm notâŚused to feeling this way, okay?âÂ
âThatâs totally fine, but that doesnât give you the right to treat her like a piece of gum stuck at the bottom of your shoe. Sheâs amazing. Could have anyone - and I mean anyone - but she likes you. I donât know why or how, but she likes you.â Daniel scoots away when Max narrows his eyes.
âShe doesnât like me.â
Jumping over the coffee table, Lando plops down. âYes! She does. Ask me how I know.â A bored expression slashes Maxâs face as he asks anyway. How, Lando? How do you know? âBecause sheâs always fighting with you.â
Daniel clicks his tongue as he slowly squints his brown eyes. âI donât think youâre making the point you think youâre making, mate.â The Brit waves him off.
âIâm dead serious. When she gets upset, she always walks away because she claims to not want to waste her time on stupid arguments. But with you,â he pushes his index finger against the Red Bull polo, âWith you she never - ever - walks away. Sure, youâre both at each others throats, but that only means one thing.â He leans against the sofa as he takes a sip of the open energy drink.Â
âShe doesnât mind wasting time on you.â
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After some more convincing, the duo had managed to raise the 26 year olds confidence. They could be wrong. Embarrassingly wrong, but how would he ever know if he never tried? Taking in a deep breath, he finds himself knocking on your door.
âMore soup?â
Sheepishly, he shakes his head. His heart skips a beat as he notices how laid back you seem. How relaxed you were. He was going to ruin all that. He was going to say something that would change everything and things might never be the sa-
âWanna come in?â
Handing him a plate of cut up watermelon, you take a seat in front of him, legs tucked beneath your butt. What are you doing out so late at night, Mr. Max Verstappen? He sets the plate down as he forces himself to mold into his chair.Â
âIâve never hated you.â
You blink. Clearing his throat, he looks down to his lap as he fiddles his fingers. âI know Iâve been such a bad teammate - I know - but I promise that it never had to do with you.â
âOkay. SoâŚthen what did it have to do with?â
He lets out a croaky laugh as he shuts his eyes. âThatâs the tough partâŚâ Opening his blue eyes, he finds you staring back, waiting for an answer. âI feel the opposite of hateâŚtowards you.â He hates the way your face doesnât change and you remain still. He hates when you shrink back and chew on your lip.
But he could never find himself hating the moment you climb onto his lap.
âT-thatâs not what I came here for-â
âI know.â You slide your hands against his stubble. âYour confession wasâŚadorable. Had trouble saying those words out loud, right? Because you,â you strum your finger against his chest, â...You donât have feelings. You donât have a heart.â
Now heâs frowning as he tries to unravel your words. A giggle bubbles up your throat, eyes crinkling shut. His breath hitches. âI feel thingsâŚâ Your heart twirls with the way his voice sounds. Sure you do, Maxie-Â
Grabbing your face with his left hand, he kisses you. Itâs hot, feverish, and impatient.
Itâs him.
Whimpering, you grind against him as he groans underneath you. Forcing himself to pull away from your warm lips, he cocks his head to the side. âWas that enough proof?â
âI might need more.â
Itâs such a moment of pure adrenaline, that you canât even pinpoint the moment your hatred towards him had turned into lust. All you know is that it felt so good to be riding him. Squeezing your hips, he lifts you up as he lets out a strained moan. The sound itself makes you drip even more.Â
You had always loved his voice. How croaky it was. But you never imagined that it would turn your entire world upside down to hear him moaning your name like a prayer. Oh, fuck. Holy shit. Pushing his hands down, he opens his eyes as he looks back, weak and concerned. He worries you might have suddenly regretted all of this. That you would walk away and never want to talk to him ever again. But heâs already kissed you. Heâs already been inside of you.Â
He would beg you to stay in order to make you keep it that way.
âB-baby.â He whimpers with the way you dig yourself against him before circling your hips. Slow. âItâs okay if you want to stop-â You slide his fingers into your mouth. He swears he could finish with such a pretty sight.
âI donât want to. I just want you to say sorry for everything youâve ever done to me.â
âI already said I never meant any of it! Youâre absolutely everything to me.â
Your core grows tighter with his affirmations. Holding onto his broad shoulders, you continue your sinister rhythm. âMaybe. But I still want one.â
âIâm so-â
Rubbing your bare tits against his chest, he shudders as he harshly pinches your thigh. Try again. âI said Iâm so-â Pulling all the way out, you slide back down onto his cock. âOh - donât fucking do that.â
âTry again.â
âIâm sorry! Iâm sorry! Iâm so fucking sorry.â
A satisfied smile slides onto your plump lips as you nod before kissing him and riding him the way you know he deserves. With one last hop, you both finish as he moans into your neck. Your fingers push his sweaty, blondish strands away before pressing your lips against his cheek. He smiles weakly.
âI like you, too.â You look down before returning your attention. âBut I canât be with you.â
âWh-â
âMax. Letâs be realistic here. Iâm a girl in Formula 1. You donât know how hard Iâve worked to get here. Iâve had to do twice the work simply because Iâm not a man.â You roll your eyes. âPeople are going to hate me. Call me names - God, I can already hear them.â
He never thought his heart could actually hurt for someone. You were really messing him up. He gingerly rubs small circles against your cheek.
âIâll ruin whoever says anything bad about you, but please give this a chance. Iâve never wanted someone as bad as I do you. Please.â
And yes, there will be nasty comments. Hateful interpretations about your relationship. But that never really mattered as long as you had him.Â
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