#but Jesus Fucking Christttttt

[monards]

butchdottir please be real. first of all because you’d be so handsome and I’d kill for it. but also because I just wanna see the weird ass sexualizers struggle

[stefisdoingthings]

if i seem cold, it's just because of the heart i lack

[sholmeser]

why was danganronpa 2 actually insane like its about how you can make it through anything. you can survive the worst times of your life because you are your own person. you are strong. you deserve more. you can do anything. all of your memories, all of your experiences, all of your feelings, your hopes and dreams and desires, they have made you the person you are now, and that person is going to make it out alive. the world is not black and white. the truth isn’t always so simple. there will always be another choice you can make. and if there isn’t one, then create it for yourself. you have the power. you are amazing and strong and you can do anything, anything at all. every single moment of your life has led to this fraction of time, this second of space that we call now, and you have the power to create your own future. the good and the bad will always be a part of you. the beautiful and the ugly, twisted parts of yourself that you so wish to hide away will always be a part of you. you are the culmination of every moment that you have lived, every choice you have made, every universe you have lived in, every time you hated yourself, every time you loved yourself. hajime saw nothing in himself. he wanted to die, and so he made izuru kamukura, and now he must kill him again. but izuru will always be a part of hajime will always be a part of izuru will always be a part of hajime and so on, and so on, and so on. you exist as every person you have ever been and every person you will be and the person you are now, all at the same time. you are beautiful and you are loved and you deserve more than what you have been dealt. so go prove it to the world. all it takes is one small step.

[teddybeartoji]

@hayakawalove @lxnarphase @ohimsummer @p00pdev1l

18+ MDNI - gn!reader

suguru gets off on being a little gross, pushing you to your limits just to see how far you'll let him go

the first time he comes home from the gym, his damp tank top clinging to his torso, you still wrap your arms around him and pull him into a kiss. you'd never seen him like this, his hair frayed, muscles bulging against the skin of his arms, as you breathe him in.

he smells hot, like sweat and musk, and maybe you lingered a bit too long as you buried your head in his chest, or inhaled through your nose a bit too audibly, but god you want to crawl inside his clothes and live there.

suguru, of course, just chuckles as he runs his fingers through your hair.

when his palm settles on the top of your head, you let him push you onto your knees, now eye-level with the black basketball shorts hanging temptingly low on his hips. when your eyes meet his, his suave persona falters for a moment when he sees the innocence behind your gaze; maybe that’s why he pushes you forward, leaning into his growing bulge, because how could he not when you looked so adorable, so submissive?

his breath hitches when your eyes flutter closed, breathing in his scent. when your lips part to place open-mouthed kisses along his length, a low groan rumbles in his throat. you just look so sweet on your knees, tongue lolling out as you lazily lick at him through the cloth. when he sees the growing wet patch forming, a mix of your spit, his precum and sweat, his grip on your hair tightens, drawing you forward. you nearly whine at the combination of senses: it’s so intoxicating, so him.

a sly grin tugs at his lips as he watches you make out with his hardening cock through the dirtied shorts - maybe he can push you farther than he thought.

a/n: i'm sorry idk what this is either

[archersgoon]

bread was mouldy.

[lightkidshenannies]

these fuckos in red kept chasing and spamming scarecrow emotes at a kid who didnt want to be lit until they flashed crying, frustrated, ew, and scolding emotes and eventually left. dont be like fuckos in red

[thisiswhymp3]

are you fucking kidding me right now

NINE TIMES???? IVE BEEN SAYING ITS EIGHT TIMES WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES I SAT THROUGH THE SAME THREE HOURS, IVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE I HAD TO CUT MYSELF OFF AT EIGHT CAUSE IF I WENT AGAIN I KNOW MYSELF AND ID WANT TO ROUND IT UP TO TEN BUT APPARENTLY THAT SHIP ALREADY SAILED. TBIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

[castielsparkle]

mutuals do this. to me. Into the blneder. Set me for puree.

[butchdykekondraki]

also the way that she specifically asks it not to leave her alone again .... not to take her with it just to not leave her alone again ........... henry leaving her at the diner and not returning for days on end & jack leaving her in that saferoom and never returning .... im gonna be fuckung SICK

jesus christ dave saying that she "found her own home" is. absolutely sickening all things considered

[valiant-trashmouth]

Jesus fucking christttttt Louie n Lestat you are the messiest to ever do it

[treedaddymcpuffpuff]

Important Qurstion:

Will Kevin Lomax lose his gattdam mind when Reader wears flipflops at the company retreat in Martha's Vineyard 🤣🤣

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YES FUCK YES

❤️johnwickb1tsch

I FUCK YES’d to close to the sun, Julia. Be warned: kinda nsfw, and yknow feet…

“Kevin! Kevin! No! Stay the fuck stay away-“ your screech of laughter turns soprano when he grabs you up, kissing and licking and nuzzling into the back of your neck. “Stop it! Stoppppp!”

It’s cute, that you thought you could get away from those mile long legs under his expensive suit pants. Only a little chase through the field, and he’s caught you easily around the waist. You scream and giggle, pushing against him while he drags you down on the ground and settles his long frame on top of your own.

He scoops your earlobe up into his teeth, grinning too much like a spiky horned cartoon devil while you thrash and screech. “Get off me you big bully!”

“You fuckin love it!” He growls, nipping down your neck, sucking at your skin, terrorizing your poor flesh and making it unpresentable for professional company.

“Eat a dick! Eat a whole—oh noooooo ha-ahhhh, Jesus! Bag of fucking dicks!”

Maybe you wouldn’t be so resistant if you weren’t at a fucking afternoon company party right now, with your colleagues just down over the grassy hill, tasting wines and cheeses oh so casually while you roll on the ground with Lomax.

No, you might be far less resistant if you were alone with him again, with his thick cock pummeling your gspot and his nimble fingers flicking at your clit.

You ignore the aching pulse of your pussy at the thought, and shoulder up into his ribs, taking the air and fight out of him momentarily, flipping around and trying to crawl away before he grabs your ankles and pulls you back.

Your flip flops have flown off somewhere in this skirmish, and he’s way too happy about kissing your toes.

“You’re so…weird,” you groan as he sucks the ball of your foot into his mouth, the flick of his tongue resonating deep in your cunt. “Oh Jesus H. Christttttt. I hate thattt.”

“Yeah,” he snorts, “really sounds like you hate it.” He nibbles at your arch, making you giggle and pull against him. Both ankles are secured under his forearm, so you don’t go very far.

“No! That tickles!”

“Oh yeah?” He teases.

“No, no! Ke-heh-hevin! Kevi-vin!”

He stops tickling your arch with his fingers to inquire about your distress. “Yeah? You need something?”

“Can you just…ugh. Can you just go back to the thing you were doing before?”

“Hmm, what was that?”

“Oh my god! You! Yknow….” Shame reddens you from head to…toe.

“Tickling you….?”

“No! No! Can you just..Can you.” You bury your face into the scratchy grass like a petulant child. “Can you go back to sucking my toes?”

He gives a big, dramatic sigh. “Well, I guess if you insist…”

(Julia this is all your fault, I hope you know that.)

[yb-cringe]

OH THEYRE SOOO MESSYYYYY oh my god bagi and gabe are planning guh is blaming them for this and refusing to get involved pac is having a PANIC ATTACK and fucking quel tries to mediate only for bagi to wheel on her like ‘oh so NOW the BIA HAUX defender shows up-‘ JESUS CHRISTTTTTT

[labselkie]

Arcane is so fucking good holy shit Jesus CHRISTTTTTT

[tarantulayuri]

losing my fucking mind over the new lp single jesus christttttt

[polyhexian]

Brother vs brother being left alone on a mission for the first time at like maybe 10 or 11 and immediately Jasper tries to yoink the child. However Darius was being petty keeping an eye on Hunter and stepped in to fight the Marlet before Will let Jasper have it for trying to take the kid.

And hunter describes this memory most other kids describe having both divorced parents present at a school play when they clearly hate each other and it only gets amplified when he finds out Jasper is also his dad so all three of his divorced dads were there for his first mission

Dhuqjrnejwicuehwbdng it's just... So funny... Imagining like will and Darius very much dislike each other and Darius's interest in hunter is mostly petty; will replaced jasper and he sucks AND jasper wanted a kid and didn't think he could have one cuz he was the golden guard so what makes THIS asshole so special??? He wants hunter to like him just to piss off will like haha your apprentice likes me more than you! But then this fucking freak tries to kidnap him the first time he leaves the castle and Darius's protective instincts immediately go haywire and he's like WHAT THE HELL.... will and him still act divorced as fuck but they both are aligned in Not Letting That Freak Kidnap Hunter

After everything happens and Darius realizes it would have been so much better if he'd just let jasper kidnap hunter all those years ago he's like Jesus christttttt come onnnnnnn

[ubike-official]

hhhhhhh why didn't i go through this shit in hiiiigh schooool, find a partner in college so i could now be in a long term relationship. Jesus christttttt. I just want someone to share my life with already. But I didn't put in the work to get that 😭😭😭😭 fuck this stupid baka worlddddddd