#but I'm sure you understood that

[fafodill]

THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH

I swear to god I laughed so much at the absence of common sense and logic in the Chamber of Secrets. If a monster was roaming the castle and the teachers (full grown and competent witches and wizards, including DUMBLEDORK HIMSELF) couldn't find it, I would be quacking in my boots and wanting to get the fuck home immediately. Special thanks to my friend Morgan, with whom I discussed this nonsense that brought us to the conclusion that Dumbledore wanted to keep his headmaster position so bad he prohibited the news to get out of the castle

[yridenergyridenergy]

Vicious August 1998

[diaruchann]

This is very obvious but I just can't get over how when Penelope asks

"What kinds of things did you do?"

she's not saying "tell me and I'll decide if I will still love you" but instead wants to know what *Odysseus* thinks that makes him unworthy of her love when she's already ready to fall in love with him again (not that she ever fell out)

[zishuge]

Do you have any candy? Give me a few pieces... Every time I come here, I bring him some. Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

[mono-red-menace]

me telling my cat i got him food "ðɛəʔuɡoʊ" (approximation: "theuh'ugo" this is said faster than i would say the actual translation: "there you go!")

[eyebulb]

Y'know what. I know singing a song in court is silly and I love the fact that Stolas is silly. But, considering he's playing the part of an arrogant racist royal, how arrogant isn't it to be like "Hey, I'd like to explain, but I'm feeling theatrical so I'm gonna make it a whole ass performance cus I feel like it!" Like, I hope we've all realized that the court is just Satan and the rest playing around and throwing their power around. That's why the sins have that ridiculous childish fight in the middle of it. It's also why no one really questions Andrealphus' claims about Blitz cus eh, he's a royal and an imps life doesn't matter anyway so might as well take his word for it. (I also realize that Andrealphus' plot could've worked even if Stolas didn't show up, since he made it seem like Stolas was incompetent as fuck. He could've worked that out.. and if Stolas finds out about Blitz's death, that'd devastate him.. further proving that he's incapable of handling his duties. I do still think that Andrealphus planned and hoped for Stolas so show up though) The court actually allowing Stolas to have his little number further drives home the differences between Royalty and hellborns. Considering they didn't have time for a testimony, or Blitz' final words.. but Stolas can sing his little gay heart out if he wants to, that's fine. I'm just a little impressed his theatrics worked so well in his favour. Like.. intentional or not, his little music number just helped him sell the whole puppetmaster schtick he had going on. Nice going! Sad it made everyone else hate you though, Stols.

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

AU where Soichirou is actually home when Light gets back from confirming the Death Note is real and Light cracks and tells him everything and has a complete melt down, is institutionalized or shut up into his room or something tortured genius style. Soichirou, after also making his own confirmation, turns the notebook in, and

Light's concerns turn out to become very, very real. BRB, I'm Patient Zeroing Light Yagami.

[francisforever2014]

you know i act very hee hee ha ha about it but sometimes being in the humanities is very scary when all anybody talks about is how you're really dumb if you pursue a humanities degree and how there's no way that jobs exist in the field that you love and that it's not worthwhile to do literally anything but stem. even though i know this isn't true obviously especially bc i'm surrounded daily by people who disprove this but damn........... can we stop being so mean :(

[brainrotcharacters]

"they're not gay!" let me hold your hands when I say this

[ask-rain-world-characters]

For Spearmaster, how does it feel to pull out spears out of your...tail. And what are they made of? Bone? then why do they turn green?

“..Well. Of course they hurt, having something that sharp come out of you would definitely cause some kind of agony. Though I’ve gotten used to it by now, needing them to get the proper proteins and nutrients. For what they’re made of.. I don’t think I know exactly. Some kind of bone marrow would make the most sense. Maybe they’re like teeth, that’s why they lose their color after some time when removed from me entirely.”

[plain-and-simple-ninja]

ok i'm 100% sold i wanna watch this "cossacks fake story" or whatever its title is

i even managed to find it on youtube and i downloaded it for safekeeping

but i can't for the love of g-d find the subtitles. english would be perfect but I'll even manage with ukrainian. please?? anyone? please helpppp

[scoriarose]

Psst, other snake caretakers

I have an idea for April Fools-

who wants in? Private message me for deets.

[lumism]

happy pride month everyone i really did not plan to but i just came out to my mum which has been a seven year long process so umm! yay 🫶

[onebizarrekai]

there's an entire temple dedicated to the maintenance of the seasons in holodrum and protecting the rod of seasons and its four spirits. meanwhile nayru is just keeping the harp of ages in her basement

[wigglebox]

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