#but I'm living for it

[cinnamontoastcrunch-15]

Today's @wolfstarmicrofic prompt is woo!

(265 words.)

"Prongs, I'm running out of moves!" Sirius groans miserably, burying his head into his hands.

"Nah, you just haven't found the right move, yet! C'mon, don't give up so easily! You can still woo him!" Even James' boundless optimism isn't helping him. He glances up disbelievingly.

"Really? I don't know how I can make it any clearer to him," Sirius answers.

"I do," James says with a shrug. "Oi, Moony!" Sirius' heart drops to his stomach, panic hitting him like a brick to the head as Remus glances up from where he's been leaning against the wall outside, chatting to Lily. "How would you fancy a date with Padfoot?"

Sirius is going to kill James.

For a moment, he's convinced that James has just ruined everything. Well, until he realises that Remus is smiling, his lips tugging upwards into an amused grin.

"Well, he has to ask me himself, first," Remus answers casually.

Oh.

Sirius is pretty sure his heart's beating out of his chest as James nudges him, reminding him that he does, in fact, have to approach Remus in order to ask him out. He walks over to Moony in a daze. Remus watches him with a wry smile for a moment, as Sirius tries to conjure up a sentence. To be perfectly honest, he could stand and just watch emotions flit across Remus' face for the rest of time. Still, important matters, he has to do it.

"D'you want to go to Hogsmeade this weekend? On a date?" He asks quietly.

"What took you so long?" Remus asks back with a smile.

[lfcgirlie866]

Jude liked Trent’s post in under two minutes I’m crying I got his notifs on and even I wasn’t this fast😭

Stoppp that's too funny 😂😂

[cat-downthestreet]

hey

hey look

it's him

[smille-c]

I never expected Baghera and Slime to interact this way tbh and i'm not complaining

[dragonery]

No cuz IMAGINE if Merida was smaller than Snotlout. IMAGINE!

Like he's already tiny compared to the rest IF MER WAS EVEN SMALLER THAN HIM-

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[heywriters]

btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[kosmogrl]

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[aangarchy]

Alright now this pissed me off

What do you MEAN you're going to remove one of the most important aspects of Sokka's character arc in the first season? What do you MEAN you're going to remove Sokka unlearning misogyny, accepting change and embracing his role as a fighter and protector of the Avatar in order to end the war? What do you MEAN???

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[dolleteblvgger]

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[annalyticall]

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"