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nudes aren't enough i need to know what you look like in a big t shirt and no pants hunched over the kitchen sink tearing into a cold piece of leftover fried chicken
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stop taking off your clothes i came to trauma dump
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Prosecutors argued that Mangione was carrying about $10,000 in cash and that his bag was a Faraday bag that blocks cellphone signals—all proof that he was a sophisticated criminal who should be held without bail. “‘I’d like to correct two things,’” Mangione said after the prosecutor finished speaking, according to CNN’s Danny Freeman, “‘I don’t know where any of that money came from—I’m not sure if it was planted. And also, that bag was waterproof, so I don’t know about criminal sophistication.’”
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im playing Slender the arrival again after the update and HOLY SHIT?? they added a ton of new shit this is so funnnn
#I haven't played since I beat it last which was 2018#its.#i recommend the game to people before but I heavily do now its sooo so so so so good
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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography
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“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions
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I feel like every time i step out of the house I get sick, is my immune system really that bad 😭
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Apocalypse movie where the World Ending Event is just the working class rising up together. And the movie is from the perspective of a rag tag group of NY billionaires trying to get to the coast so they can escape on their yachts.
And it's a classic horror/thriller in that most of them do not make it, but at the end one or two actually get to the coast. And they set sail on their mega yacht. Making plans to just live at sea for a while until they look different enough that they can sneak back into society undetected.
And then you just hear this loud THUD and the whole boat shakes and the camera pans over to reveal like a 100 orcas lining up to ram it.
The boat cracks in half and you hear their screams get swallowed up by the waters and then it just cuts to the end credits.
Thinking about this for absolutely no reason.
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I think non-Americans need to calm down on the ‘respect the dead health insurance CEO’ policing of Americans who are forced to live in a system where they have to pay for healthcare.
Like there’s always going to be a bit of a “Violence is never the answer” throwaway line, but that’s not really true, is it?
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writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught
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i love you and we will make it thru this together
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