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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up
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if you open your wallet upside-down while boarding a bus it will release all your money/bank cards/IDs/driving licence etc. this can be handy if you are trying to rid yourself of all worldly possessions
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liking armpit hair is a sign of wisdom and emotional maturity
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Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com
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