#but I’m retired now…
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Do you have a favorite ANBU? Or are you just neutral? This is much needed information!
I cannot answer this question without getting assassinated (me. I’m the best. I got a fucking raccoon mask and poison)
#genma shiranui#ANBU#anbu genma shiranui#I mean#I was the hokage’s personal guard#but I’m retired now…#they only want you for your assassination missions#never your winning personality or ability to tie cherry stems into knots with your tongue#ah well
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Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#black butler fanart#undertaker black butler#undertaker#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#o!ciel#this was a joke post but then I was like what if I attempt a background again#it looks crusty but if u squint from afar it’s ok#the day I fully render a piece is the day I get to retire but I’m like. too lazy#just sketches with colors slapped on top#my friend taught me how to use the perspective tool and I’ve been messing with it but I am -_- lacking in knowledge#though ill mostly likely practice drawing more backgrounds now that I know how it Works
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there needs to be a letterboxd for theory. I want to know what my mutuals think of barrington moore jr
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i forget there interests I don’t really talk about to other people or keep to a minimum bc I know they’re not the most conventional but I have a huge special interest in crayola art supplies/and collecting and I have almost every recent release of specialty crayon and I get so excited when they release new ones . I got so excited recently bc they just released swirl crayons ( I think they’re a revival from a 90s version) but I’m literally so fucking excited you don’t get it. you don’t even know. Sorry I wanted to ramble. Hark! to my completely unrelated tumblr blog I go!☝🏽
#there’s this woman I watch on YouTube#she swatched and reviews all kinds of art supplies#and she does crayola ones often!!#she has to be in her mid/late 50s bc she talks abt the ones she had when she was younger#and she would but them for her kids too!!! she collects a bunch now too!!!#I’m watchybf a video of her swatching all the retired crayon shades… autism heaven ….#Jenny’s crayon collection my beloved <3#Maybe I need to make a side blog for this or something bc I know a lot of ppl aren’t interested#but I want to Yao sometimes sorry 💔💔💔#txt#*yap
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i made an adhd/autism stim song and it’s a fuckin bangerrrr
i’m super proud of it!! stream HYPERBEAM! on all streaming platforms, bandcamp, and soundcloud!!
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The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.
Meet the Cast!
╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆
→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher
╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆
→ Lucrais NicRiada
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#fuck you *turns your turtleneck into a cheongsam*#hope im spelling that right lol#this look is still from the 60s era btw!!#I’d make some slight changes for her modern day look UNLIKE CANON#don’t know what I’d change tho cause I really like this design#also may and june don’t exist in this au sorry lol#gonna replace their storyline with some original stuff if I ever do present day art for this au!#I might repurpose them for something else#maybe they can be daisies nieces#but yeah canon heron is a fucking child abuser and I think that’s where beakley would draw the line and I’m a beakheron shipper till death#sooooooo that’s not happening a#lso. I hate s3 BUT IM NOT GONNA START RANTING ABT THAT NOW I SWEAR ANYWAYS HUIFEN SUPREMACY OK BYE#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#ducktales#ducktales human au#<- I need a better/more unique name for this au hmm#black heron#LÙ Huifen#hope I got the stràc the right way round#I forget the English word#humanisation#gjinka#also if this were a cartoon set in the present day. I think Huifen would be introduced as Beakleys worst enemy with a vendetta against her#and beakley is convinced it’s bc she fucking blew up her arm bc duh#until it’s revealed heron is just mad that beakley retired bc I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE WERE ARCH RIVALS
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And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia
#I shadowed the doctor for the first time today and almost broke down in tears multiple times listening to her talk about her story#he performed his last heart surgery last October. and ever since he’s been fading away and had to retire. rapid onset but behavior changes#were happening over the last like 6 years#this HEART SURGEON BRAINIAC started chewing tobacco in his 60s beyond his wife’s knowledge. a very common sign of this brain disease#I’m still in clinic but have to ride down to the office and get some chart stuff done now and I’m like?? spiraling about it still#at least love is real. they’ve been married for 45 years and she’s on top of her shit taking caring of him all by herself#and she only has glowing things to say about him#she wants her heart surgeon husband back but he’s fading away#I’ve wanted to be a doctor my whole life but I’m such a crybaby OK I’m going now#happy valentine’s day#p#v day
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Holy fuck
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Silly unfinished sketch of what I think the Mallard (the steam train that holds the world speed record for steam locomotives) would look like in starlight express
This is the LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard
#stex#starlight express#starlight express oc#would she be an oc? probably#anyways I’m gonna blather on abt her design here#so the A4s (the type of steam train that the mallard is) was made in the late 1930s#and they have their distinctive streamlined appearance due to the influence of the art deco movement#specifically the streamline moderne part of the art deco movement. so the A4s are essentially your regular steam trains but with a#sort of covering over it#and so I represented this here by giving her a beautiful sleek 1930s style coat over the more typical stex steam train clothes#I also wanted to make her overall design very streamlined in the general shapes such as the ends of her coat and the lining of her coat and#her hair. which is admittedly finished#unfinished*#I imagine her underclothes (like her trousers etc) being silver and her coat being blue and black#specifically her coat would be largely blue with black trimmings and black lining#and also her elbow pads would be black#I think she’s sort of like. an old starlet but racer#she’s happily retired in a museum and is also very proud of herself and her racing history#I might delete this later. or I might finish the drawing or redo her in a less small sketch way and then post that#idk. but she’s finished for now and I just wanted to post her#I loooove the mallard I’m basic but the A4s are soooooo beautiful#my art
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eldritch monster lady v terrorizing a village and causing disappearances left and right until local village defender thad goes to kill whatever’s causing all the chaos. but then he also just. straight disappears.
ppl realize everything has gone back 2 normal. and ppl are like wow. he sacrificed himself for the village what a hero. we are going to sing songs about him and tell his story for generations to come.
lo and behold that freak is actually up in the mountains boo’d up with v
#uzi is the only one to go it’s strange no one found the body let me go see what happened#and she finds him#like. dude. wtf. ppl are singing songs about you being dead#and he’s like. gnarly. sing one right now#and he’s like. cool and all but i’m retired now. i go fishing and cut trees. gotta take care of the wife and kids.#and she’s like the WHO and WHAT?????#vhad#killingblond
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Concept: Copia telling Aether about how his oldest brother, Primo, once punched a panda, and it plays out like when MeatCanyon told Wendigoon about his Grandpa Ernest and Roger the Hunting Dog
#iykyk#the band ghost#Copia#aether ghoul#shitghosting#I woke up at 5:30am with this on my brainium and let me tell you: nothing I dreamt about had anything to do with Ghost or Creep Cast#I’m not sure who Copia would call to assure it wasn’t a big deal#probably Terzo honestly??#or Psaltarian#Terzo would probably be the most expressive of ‘It WAS a big deal we were supposed to be at the zoo for your birthday and now we’re banned!#the real reason Primo retired#‘We retired his ass. he’s done.’#‘wait so it wasn’t the result of a mental break?’#and Psaltarian is like ‘Oh no he definitely punched that panda for a quick buck. he left that zoo with money he didn’t enter it with.’
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Edelgard still lives rent free in my head and I had a random headcanon about her Fallen version in Heroes. (Because I personally think it’s more interesting if each Edelgard had slightly different personalities and quirks that reflect the lives they lived before being summoned. For example, I see Brave!Edelgard as being the defacto “mom” of the group because she’s technically the oldest.)
But Hegie!Edelgard specifically is the most intriguing to me so here’s my headcanon: she’s the tallest. I like to think that she’s got some semblance of control over her Hegemon form, and has figured out that she can stretch her body just a tiny bit when in her non-beast form that puts her a few inches taller than the other Edelgards. Nothing crazy - she’s not trying to compete with Dimitri or Hubert.
But those few inches are more than enough to make the “normal” Edelgards jealous and Hegie is infuriatingly smug about it
#for some reason I see her as a shit disturber#once she kinda settles in and works through the edgy/angsty phase#technically out of all the Edelgards she’s the only one who could be considered ‘retired’#since…you know…her role is kinda over…#so in Askr she gets to live a relatively relaxed life free of the duty of being Emperor#and as a result (and a little bit of ‘who cares what happens now once I leave here I’m dead’ mentality)#she’s ironically the second most casual of the Edelgards (behind beach!edelgard)#she butts heads with brave!Edelgard the most and her being taller definitely doesn’t help#‘we all benefit from our reputation here and just because you’re now a beast doesn’t mean that doesn’t apply to you too’#‘pardon? I couldn’t hear you down there’#‘…I swear to Sothis I will mount those horns of yours to my wall’#‘oh? but how will you reach them?’#fe three houses#fe heroes#sitcom featuring all the Edelgards having to share a flat together#edelgard von hresvelg#headcanon#Hegemon Edelgard
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The best thing about Yami as a character is the fact that he has secrets, not out of a desire to keep people in the dark or a sense of shame for his past.
But because he probably doesn’t think to let people know stuff about him.
The audience is consistently shown that Yami has connections to people and none of the Bulls are made remotely aware of it.
Lotus reveals he had an encounter with Yami and Luck’s response is to ask “you know the captain?” Not say “The captain’s mentioned a guy like you before.” Safe to say that Yami doesn’t even boast about his past battle victories.
Henry’s existence, despite the Bulls living in Henry’s house, is a surprise as the squad thought he was a ghost at first. It’s honestly silliest case since how does a group go 6-7 years without meeting their (essentially) landlord?
Zora’s status as a Bull comes as a shock to Asta, Noelle, and Luck at the gathering of the Royal Knights. And none of the Bulls recognized him at the exam so he never showed himself earlier and Yami likely didn’t talk about him even to describe his looks.
Nacht being vice captain, the fact that the squad had a vice captain at all to top it off, was a bombshell to Asta but also long standing members like Finral and Vanessa.
There’s also the fact that Yami has a sister back home which Asta was floored by. (Note that Yami outright lied about being born to fishermen but he just quietly omitted Ichika’s existence in his recounting of his life.)
The details of Yami’s history and relationships are a mystery to the whole squad. It’s not done maliciously by any means. Yami comes off as the type to think “they’ll find out eventually so no need to tell them now.” And leaves it up to fate whether or not anyone learns anything about his past.
Also, literally every time, those reveals happen at some wildly inconvenient times. It’s either in the middle of a fight or when everyone is stressing about an upcoming battle or after Yami’s been freaking kidnapped.
#black clover#yami sukehiro#if Yami recounts his early days in clover#the same way he tells it to Patry in that one cave#that means he leaves out any mention of Julius and the Fausts being kind to him#so imagine the bulls’ utter shock when they learn that Yami had friends before forming the squad#‘what do you mean you befriended two nobles years ago?!’#‘we thought you were totally alone until you formed the squad!’#‘I didn’t think it was important to bring them up’#and now I’m imagining Yami retiring at some point#and forgetting to tell his kids he was a magic knight#so they come kicking down his door demanding and explanation
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SCREAMS JOB OFFER I CAN FINALLY GET THE BALL ROLLING
#my ramblings#augh this better go better than the last time I was at A Big Company#otherwise. well#anyway now I gotta tell this other dude sorry but I’m going foe BENEFITS#RETIREMENT!!!!! RETIREMENT!!!!! TINY PERCENTAGE RETIREMENT!!!!!
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charles please stop giving us heart attacks and anxiety
#f1#formula 1#canada gp 2024#leclerc-s race thoughts#charles leclerc#what the fuck#i genuinely thought this man was retiring the car#i’m shitting bricks right now
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05.10.2023
BEHOLD! A GAITED MULE!
Ziggy arrived this morning and settled in like he’d always been here, almost no running around at all and immediately put his head down to eat 😂
Forrest and Gem don’t really know what to make of him yet but I’d guarantee by the time I’m back tomorrow that she’ll be in flaming season and obsessed with him 🤷♀️
#HES SO MULEY I LOVE HIMMMMMM#the glow up on this one is gonna be MASSIVE I’m so excited. my ugly baby now#horseblr#horsblr#equiblr#equine#equestrian#horses#horses of tumblr#standardbred#standardbred pacer#gaited horse#retired racehorse#ex racehorse#my ponies
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