#but I’m dehydrated

[dragon-phoenix-along]

I only read the first three-

Meat

I am dying

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m a little frustrated, because Pangur’s not getting better, and has historically needed supportive care for bouts of pancreatitis, but they want me to give her another night at home. that’ll be 48 hours without eating or drinking, for a 12 year old cat. it just doesn’t make any sense to me - why wait for her to get even more dehydrated, instead of getting her on fluids now?

[alienssstufff]

Top 3 best red life skins and why is it this one

[packedandstrapped]

Never underestimate the power of femme legs hooked around butch thighs during missionary. It’s like a silent demand to fill them as deep as possible.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

“Poorly-Drawn” Poorly-Drawn-MDZS by my friend who has no context for what MDZS is, but has read every comic of mine in support.

[bit-odd-innit]

Eddie who cries a lot, Eddie who cries openly and easily and unabashedly, Eddie who cries not only when he’s upset but also when he’s frustrated or happy or full of some overwhelming cocktail of positive and negative emotions, Eddie who cries so often the kids are used to it vs. Steve who has not cried in years, Steve who has endured countless horrors and unfathomable physical trauma, Steve who puts his body on the line time and time again and has never broken once, Steve who shatters a glass on his kitchen floor—not even a nice glass, just a plain drinking glass, he was getting juice for Erica—and inexplicably bursts into tears, and it’s so unexpected and so jarring that everyone starts crying and nobody knows why.

[thoughtsandmusingsandideas]

I had a thought for a creator but they didn't believe they were the creator and could influence others into believing it too.

The two characters are Sara kujou and yae miko

@mastadon64 here you go!

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godboss - Kujou Sara and Yae Miko

Kujou Sara

Cw: Sexual innuendos

-Honestly, waking up in Teyvat, you had a hard time convincing yourself you weren’t dreaming

-(It took you tumbling down a hill and slamming into a particularly sharp rock to realize it was not a dream. Also, ow)

-(You ignored the way your blood was golden. You were pretty sure you’d never seen the Genshin characters bleed anyways. It was probably just censoring. Totally.)

-Some way or another, you ended up in Inazuma

-Honestly, it wasn’t as bad as you were expecting

-Most of the creatures were pretty chill, and as long as you avoided the people, you didn’t get in much trouble

-And then you kicked a Tenryou commission officer in the face and got arrested

-You know, jail wasn’t as bad as you expected either!

-Your cellmates weren’t too bad either- one of them asked you if you were god, which was weird, because you didn’t look anything like the Shogun, but you gave him a stick of dango and he shut up

-(You might not have been a god, but the fact that you managed to keep your inventory from the game was the closest thing to a divine blessing that you could imagine. Who needs a gnosis when you have your own pocket dimension?)

-It’s about half an hour before you’re taken from your cell for questioning

-You walk into a small interrogation room, shock igniting in your chest as you spot Kujou Sara

-Wasn’t she important?

-Was kicking that guy in the face really such a grave offense?

-“Are you the Creator God?” She asks, deathly serious

-Why did people keep asking you this???

-You’re pretty sure you don’t look too godly, garbed in stolen clothes that you’re ninety percent sure you put on wrong, a fading bite mark on your arm from when you tried to pet a rifthound, leaves in your hair. Honestly, you looked pretty disheveled, and…

-“Is that your way of saying you think I’m hot? Like… godly or whatever?”

-Considering the way the Tengu’s face turns a vibrant red, you’re either very right, or very wrong

-It’d be funnier if you were right though, so you press on

-“I mean, not that I’m not into it, but I’m feeling kinda iffy about the power dynamic here- prisoner and cop is a cute trope and all, but not all that smart in real life, I mean I get it if it’s a kink or whatever, I know handcuffs are attractive, but as of right now it’s immoral-”

-“Shut up. Please.” Sara mumbled, covering her red face with her hand. Her hair has more volume than usual, tiny sparks of static dancing between the strands

-“… I mean after I get out of prison I’d totally be down to go on a date, and if you feed me well enough I might even let you handcuff me.” You add.

-The silence in the room is heavy

-“Get out.”

-“Yes ma’am. Hm. No. Yes Mommy? Yes Master-“

-You’re cut off by an electrically charged arrow striking the wall beside your head.

-“Out.”

-“Okay!”

-You’re released from prison three days later, now with a whole gaggle of new friends from criminals

-(You ignored the fact that some of them made really important sounding speeches swearing their fealty to you. Also the small shrine they were building in your honor. If you didn’t acknowledge it, it didn’t exist)

-You were surprised that as soon as you left, you were met with a glaring Kujou Sara, who takes your hand in her own

-“Am I being arrested again?”

-“… I’m going to take you on a date. And then I’m going to handcuff you.”

-“Yes Mommy!”

-“I Will Shoot You Again.”

Yae Miko

-You had to admit, stumbling upon a small shrine that seemed to be dedicated to your doppelgänger was creepy

-But you had also just been Isekaied to video game land, so you were pretty adaptable at the moment.

-Or high on adrenaline.

-You pick up one of the Sunsiettas from the shrine, biting down and relaxing, until-

-“Your excellency?!” A voice squeaks, and looking up you see a very frazzled shrine maiden staring at you.

-“Uh. No?” You say, swallowing the Sunsietta.

-The shrine maiden starts sobbing. “Your excellency!”

-“Oh- no- I’m- uh- I’m like you? You know? I’m uh… a messiah? Priest? Prophet? Whatever gets you to stop crying?” You awkwardly pat her head.

-“You- you’re the Creators chosen one?” She blubbers.

-“Uh. Yeah. Totally. Stop crying.”

-“CHOSEN ONE!” And she’s crying again

-After a lot of crying, you’re led to the Grand Narukami shrine, where you’re introduced to the head shrine maiden as the chosen one

-“… Are you sure she’s not just the creator?”

-“You flatter me. I’m just gods favoritist and most specialist little princess.”

-The Kitsune likes this. Perhaps too much, but we’ll let her have her fun

-And thus, the war to get you to admit that you’re the Creator begins, hidden under the guise of her introducing you to chosen one duties

-She takes you on a pilgrimage all across Inazuma first, going to the most dangerous places possible just to put you in danger and save you at the last second, disappointed that you never use godly powers to save (read: reveal) yourself

-She meditates with you, and paints obscure markings on your face when you fall asleep, which you have to pass off as messages from the creator

-She takes you to meet the Shogun, but after leaving you alone for five minutes, returns to you teaching her poker and robbing her blind. You cited divine luck and she pretended she didn’t notice the cards stuffed inside your sleeve

-It ends pretty anticlimactically, actually

-She’s introducing you to the local foxes, when you trip over a rock and face plant into the floor

-And get a nose bleed

-Miko can’t help but doubling over in laughter at the sight of your pout as golden blood drips down your face

-“And how are you explaining this one, Oh revered Chosen One?”

-“Genetic condition.”

-The laughter doubles

[mumblesplash]

there’s always time for branding™️

[honey-doc]

Random observation is I think one reason Marcille isn’t as cute as Tade as an ogre is because Tade has more fat on her which softens her features up

Marcille:

Tade:

Marci's bmi is 20 & Tade's is 28

[sondheim-girly]

guys I just realized something about the costuming for Darry in the musical

so you know how in some scenes he’s wearing that green flannel?

well ya know who else is always in plaid? The socs.

so yeah even more symbolism jshfjsjhdhd I love the costuming for this show so much I could talk about it for hours (pun intended)

[oniii-fans]

Congratulations~ you got a mutt 🎀

[disteal]

any general words of wisdom?

If your lips are always dry, you’ve got persistent brain fog, you struggle to get out of bed in the morning and you’re always tired you need to drink more water bc you’re probably severely dehydrated. Especially if you vape, drink caffeine or take stimulants.

[ssruis]

My favorite piece of an trivia is that she didn’t even want to be in the disciplinary committee but she got dragged into it only for her to literally go through a new unique hell every day because rui + tsukasa are doing some dumb shit. Also toya literally has complete faith in tsukasa & will be told to his face that tsukasa is involved with that stuff and he’ll just respond like “hmm… tsukasa-senpai wouldn’t do that though…” + this later applies to rui as well

(Toya looking at rui doing that scary expression as he thinks abt fucking with tsukasa) wow he seems excited to bring smiles and joy to everyone around him. Imagining toya watching rui dragging a screaming tsukasa away from the scene of an explosion and he’s just like “they seem like they’re having a lot of fun together 😌”.

I want to believe an is complaining about them both at practice one day and toya’s just like “I didn’t know there was another pair of students at our school that share names with tsukasa-senpai and kamishiro-senpai… I hope they don’t get caught up with the students who are causing you trouble” & an and akito both cycle through all the stages of grief at a rapid pace

[eddywoww]

White knight bestie eddie who convinces himself he’s not like other alphas and that he’s just protecting steve from all the nasty ones who want to use him. He feels intense guilt every time he jerks off to the thought of Steve’s pussy and he knows steve is a virgin (he definitely isn’t) but he can’t help but wish that he could lock steve away and not let anyone touch him ever

[rileys-battlecats]

been very strangely tried today. like way more than normal. i almost fell asleep sitting up this morning, while reading a book, and when I went to take a nap, I slept for like 3 hours. and even now that I’m awake I’m still struggling to keep my eyes open!! no idea what’s going on. might just be tired from The Everything yesterday but. ough not fun

[bigtreefest]

It’s official….I’ve hit the post ovulation phase of disgust. Watch out! I’m angry and eepy and ready to rage!!!