#but I’m also dead serious
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Whenever straight men try to convince me that I’m not really gay and I just haven’t “met the right man yet” I’m always like: “Yea sure I guess you’re right. There’s exceptions to every rule…
Soooo, are you perchance Hungarian musical actor Máté Kamarás circa 2005?No? Oh, ok, well then you’re flat out of luck, buddy, sorry! You can stop trying now. No really, please stop, you’re embarrassing yourself…”
#Like unless you’re the onstage embodiment of my deepest darkest suicidal yearnings please don’t waste my time#Yea no sorry no it’s just not going to happen#sucks to suck#mate kamaras#elisabeth das musical#der tod#I love being profoundly well adjusted#this is a joke#but I’m also dead serious#I prefer pretty women as much as the next fucked up crown prince with mommy issues but for the specter of death I will make an exception
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Arthurian legend but make it sapphic. By that I mean Lady Guinevere is a knight and Morgan Le Fay is the unhinged sorceress that loves her.
#arthurian stuff#this is a shitpost#but i’m also dead serious#where are my fic writers at#I’m going to paint it
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"you block people over politics?" i block people for saying they think sebastian vettel is overrated and/or a bad driver
#copypasta but also i’m dead serious#sebastian vettel#sv5#me irl#textpost#f1#formula 1#formula one#scuderia ferrari#red bull racing#aston martin
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I’m 68 hours into The Mighty Nein and I adore fjord more than people I know in real life
#I’m only on ep 18 if anyone spoils anything im so serious i will kill you dead#also don’t tell anyone but Caleb is actually my favourite#the mighty nein#critical role#fjord cr#fjord#sbm art#fjord stone
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S3 TBOC promo
#caryl#caryl positivity#carol peletier#daryl dixon#carol and daryl#carol loves daryl#daryl loves carol#twd spoilers#twd tboc#im literally stupifide atm#those last few moments#what???!?#I’m serious what#im dead but I also live
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atp i would snort reeve tuesti fic like cocaine.
if anyone knows any fics that put reeve through the blender like “Son” by She_sees_in_the_dark or “Through Another’s Eyes” by CorsairOriginal—
i need to see that man under enough pressure to make a diamond crack. For my health.
#reeve tuesti#ff7#ffvii#txt#nah if anyone’s got fic recs PLEASE slide them my way#even if you’re like ehhhhh it’s not exactly what OP was thinking#because i WAS NOT JOKING ABOUT SNORTING REEVE FIC LIKE COCAINE. ITS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE IM CONSIDERING SYNTHESIZING MY OWN REEVE FIC#LIKE WISH DOT COM CRACK. ALIEXPRESS CRACK. THE KIND OF CRACK THAT MAKES YOU RECONSIDER YOUR LIFE CHOICES.#fluff is great and all mad respect to our confectioners in fandom#but i think i’d actually suck dick to feed the part of my brain that needs to see Reeve pushed to his limits#comedy is great too love me some comedy. but yeah i’m fiending for reeve fics and i don’t think that’s even an exaggeration.#*deep breath* SO IF ANY REEVE TUESTI FIC WRITERS ARE OUT THERE LISTENING#IVE GOT 50 BUCKS AN ENGINEERING DEGREE AND I WORK AS A FIRST RESPONDER.#hit me UP#stg ill answer any question you have abt those topics.#idk if i’ve made it clear how desperate i am for reeve fic#I’m writing some reeve fic myself but i’m not a particularly fast writer when it comes to fiction#OH#i can also draw! the pfp is my work but that was like a rly short thing#not exactly representative of my full abilities.#so if you want to see what some of my high effort work looks like hmu i do digital and traditional.#i’m dead serious abt all of the above. i’m kind of broke so i got maybe 50 $ a month to drop on this at most.#but everything else is a free resource baby.#hi you’ve made it to the end! thanks for reading my deranged tags#i’m clinically unwell about reeve tuesti.#anyways live laugh reeve!
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kennedy men don’t know how to sit still and look pretty anymore 😒
broke ppl should never laugh!
#this is a joke btw#CLARIFYING!#bc i realized it actually has to be said lol#but i’m also Dead serious.#jack schlossberg#kennedys#the kennedy’s#kennedy family
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I think the Stilton siblings should have an Elric brothers type dynamic.
Grown up together so they knew each other since they were kids, studied the same proficiency, and always does the journey together. Not to mention a strong sibling bond…and also one is gentle the other is a hot head
That’s how I would write them in the deadkat interpretation anyway
#I’m being dead serious#the Stilton sibs should have like an Elric brothers type dynamic#not down to a T BUT the themes and ideas are there#also read fullmetal alchemist#mouseposting#another day for one of my Stilton tangents#dumb#keith intrusive thoughts#geronimo stilton#thea stilton
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Dunno how to articulate quite how deep the dsmp hyperfixation has clung these years but boy am I having emotions tonight about it!
#it’s like#damn it’s been four years#like#in a couple days#it’s been four years since Phil joined and it genuinely CHANGED SO MUCH#there was before and after for my art journey and the people I know now like it’s honestly mind boggling#also like dsmp Phil hasn’t left my brain since#I’m dead serious I think about the dsmp from C!Philza pov weekly it’s been FOUR YEARS and it’s THAT INGRAINED#uh anyways I’m so normal about this Minecraft server#and I’m so excited to watch the Jack stream I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED YET THE DASH IS MAKING ME EMO STOP THAT#dsmp#mcyt#dream smp#rambles#personal I suppose
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What a whimsical looking young man I wonder if he has received any job offers recently
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#my art#project sekai#rui kamishiro#if u saw this get posted before: no u didn’t#forgot to schedule the post for the morning incident 60 dead 600 injured.#i feel obligated 2 say I actually post abt pjsk on my main (apotelesmaa) frequently (I have brain worms)#& I only post on this blog once in a blue moon and it’s usually not serious art atp#so do not expect anything.#curtain call. what an event. love rui he’s such a good character. I hope he explodes.#he is so full of love and so bad at recognizing his emotions and problems.#‘I don’t have any emotional hang ups about anything’ says the guy who has so many emotional hang ups#rationalizing pulling back as safety measures instead of fearing abandonment/concern of hurting tsukasa (or others) again ->#rationalizing accepting asahi’s job offer because it’s the best for his future even if it’s not the best for himself#also tbh I think to some degree u could argue accepting the job offer was his way of getting ahead of being abandoned#not that it would happen and not that he’d recognize that to begin with#negative self awareness king! he is not processing his emotions at all!#would love for him to mention the job offer in a future event. even just offhandedly. shaking him by the shoulders. talk to ur friends moron#me when I’m in a not recognizing what I’m feeling and how it effects me competition and my opponent is rui kamishiro from hit game pjsk#etc etc. anyways.#once again falling into the ‘sure whatever this can go on the art blog’ category#in that I used simultaneously too much effort and very little in creating it#once again: [hope you’re hungry. for NOTHING] dot jpeg. as is typical here at hallowclave dot tumblr dot com.
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Okay but by now Emerie should know that Omega’s greatest strength is her ability to connect with others. Nala Se and the bad batch have previously helped her escape from Kamino/the Empire specifically because they grew to care about her. Letting her freely intermingle with the other vault kids is just a guarantee that she’s going to bond with them and recruit them for her escape plan.
Hemlock is an overconfident jackass so I can see him underestimating Omega a second time, but for the writers to show Emerie shutting down Dr. Scalder when she raises the possibility of Omega trying to escape again suggests -to me at least- that Emerie might be up to something behind the scenes. At the very least, her actions in episode 13 have more than a few parallels to Nala Se’s involvement with Omega’s first escape from Tantiss during episode 3.
#the bad batch#tbb spoilers#tbb omega#emerie karr#nala se#tbb crosshair#tbb hunter#I need the vault kids to make it out of this okay I’m dead serious#also it was gr8 to see Omega outclass another imperial doctor
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Sometimes I hope for a DBDA S2 just so ppl would move on from the cat king PLEASE I HATE HIS GUTS WHY IS HE IN SO MUCH FANART
#I need to find others that agree with me bc I know I’m not the only one#cat king defenders dni im so serious#he’s so greasy looking too I don’t even find him attractive#maybe I’m being dramatic#no not really#dead boy detectives#dbda#spider speaks#also the existence of cr*wcat shippers….what? he’s liek 5 days old leave my baby alone
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#shitpost#this is a great reaction image but also just an excellent visual representation of my mental state#every day I can physically feel in my chest the string inside me pulling tighter and tighter#and one day I’ll snap#but not yet! ohoho not quite yet!!#so back down it goes. shoving it away because I do not! wanna! deal with that!!#it’ll make me one day. when it snaps. but that’s not today!!#I’m not at the point of reckless tattoos#and I already cut and dye my own hair so that’s got no catharsis in it#but I am mere inches away from getting a bunch of piercings#I’ve been wanting to for a while. why not now?#go for the septum too while I’m at it even though I wasn’t sure yet?#I need to break something#<- dead serious#because I’m legit inches away from starting a fight#but I am putting on a nice face for everyone :3
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happy Mother’s Day to THE mother Lewis Hamilton
#I love him#lh44#lewis hamilton#mothers day#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 memes#but also I’m dead serious
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I’m rewatching all the most recent vids starting from pizza mukbang 2 I’m on the sims makeover /apology video and can I just say justice for pancake pancakes????
like this fucking cat has faced so much neglect over the years
like as a kitten she sat outside for DAYS because she was too small to climb the pancakes stairs. They just abandon her at museums and go “oh it’s okay she can figure it out” like I’m not a sims expert but I think it’s safe to say that it’s a fucking miracle this cat has survived cause the nine lives are running extra short rn
What prompted this post was that they just left her to run around in the city???At least she is ok now but JESUS CHRIST TAKE CARE OF YOUR VIRTUAL CAT. PLEASE
#This is kinda a joke but also I’m dead serious#Justice for pancake pancakes#dan and phil#amazing phil#daniel howell#phil lester#dan howell#dnpgames#danisnotonfire#dip and pip#dnp
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can i be cheesy for just a moment and say how much i love these two? for all BG3’s faults (it has many, particularly with how it deals with black/nonwhite characters but i’ll discuss that in a separate post), i’ve never felt this connected to a sapphic romance in a game like, ever.
the progression of tav’s relationship with SH is something so dear to me. watching this woman who’s been abused for the better part of 40 years slowly open herself back up the world and trust someone….
i could write dissertations. essays. books. all about shadowtav. specifically wlw shadowtav.
i’ll post headcanons about valeris/shadowheart if the mood ever takes me. i just… think about them forever. always. my favorite butchfemme couple
#bg3#shadowheart#bg3 tav#lesbians 4 shadowheart#shadowheart bg3#they’re always on my mind#i’m dead serious in the fact that i could go on and on about them for eons don’t think i’m joking#also if anyone has an issue with me calling them butchfemme please just kick rocks i don’t wanna argue about it#it literally does not matter#also black lesbians can do whatever we want we never get shit
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