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nyaboshi · 4 months ago

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Any Media: "Here, have this teasing, flirty, pretty man that's actually a soft, caring emotional wreck"

Me:

#minecraft diaries #laurance #apothecary diaries #jinshi #a3!#azuma yukishiro #kamisama kiss #tomoe #tomoe was more teasing/snobbish than flirty #but I still count him #kurama #mizuki #prosekai #rui kamishiro #there are probably more #but these are all I can think of #nyappity yaps #nyaboshi

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noknowshame · 2 years ago

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

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aerequets · 2 months ago

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sorry

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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!

#count on twilight to turn a simple kiss into debauchery 🙄🙄🙄#get a load of THIS guy #this comic is what i was complaining about earlier btw LMAO #i spent like 10 times as long on drawing loid than i did yor and shes still slaying him i fear.#(in more ways than one)#spy x family #my art #loid forger #sxf #yor forger #twiyor #sxf loid #sxf yor #this is the most debauched thing i have drawn i think.

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egophiliac · 6 months ago

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tsum events really are just the best, huh

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent #i-it still counts right #poor malleus tsum is having such a time #first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death #the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST ��#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days #i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances #(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens #i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever #and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster #twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks #i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum #he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it

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notherpuppet · 6 months ago

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Day 5: Domestic 🍎 🦌

#I headcanon that Lucifer has difficulty handling spicy foods #despite him being able to literally breathe fire #radioapple week #hazbin hotel #my doods #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #alastor #lucifer #appleradio #lucifer hazbin #lucifer morningstar #liked by creator #well the second image was #but I think that still counts hahaha

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nenoname · 5 days ago

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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...

Also bless Mr Honeypants

And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets

How many tickets are in Ford's name...

#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving #and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts #the bear scene always gets to me #him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them #the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it #stan pines #stanley pines #soos ramirez #wendy corduroy #gravity falls #dipper pines #disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me #how did his car survive for over 40 years #oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short #it's dear to my heart #'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'

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rika-mortis · 4 months ago

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Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore

They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package

#fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #peri #peri fairywinkle cosma #dev dimmadome #fop a new wish #peri fairly oddparents #a new wish #periwinkle #the fairly oddparents #dev #my art #fanart #I like how both Peri and Dev is the type who prefers not directly express their feelings because they want to be seen as cool/independent #and be loved by the people that they care of #in other words #a tsundere//hit #jokes aside I like to think another reason why Dev cried during that scene is because-#he realized he's doing the same thing that his dad has done to him but on Peri #and yet Peri still cares for him despite his treatment towards him #like how Dev still loves his dad despite being a terrible father #and just..want to do everything right by him to earn his dad affection #man #Also ngl I have a hunch that Dev might still remember since Hazel's ''no rule'' wish was pretty vague #so maybe he counts in that wish?#plus he was wearing sunglasses before the memory wipe which maybe that won't affect him as well?#you can see I'm coping rn #I do hope this is only temporary and we will see them being back together in season 2 tho #giving them both some time to reflect and growth #because Peri clearly needs more experience in his job and Dev needs his character development for season 2

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joicecubes · 2 months ago

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the implications of ford pulling this photo out of his trenchcoat in the last episode you guys… THE IMPLICATIONS.

look at the state of this thing!! look at its rips! the stain in the bottom right corner! it’s dog-eared, the color is faded, the paper has browned… he’s kept this photo of them since they were kids. through all the years he stubbornly swore to hold a grudge, all the years he and stan never spoke, he kept this photo.

and we can assume he probably didn’t have it dimension-hopping, since i find it hard to believe he would’ve had it on him when he initially got sucked in, but ford pulling it out of his trenchcoat here!! implies!! that he had been CARRYING IT AROUND WITH HIM for some time after he got back!

imagine if he found it in some of his old stuff the night he returned, after punching and yelling at stan, after being sure to keep as much emotional distance between them as possible, and he finds this photo. would he have stared down at it? for a little while? smoothed the creases out on his desk? thumbed the torn, loved edges while he mourned a simpler time? then pocketed the thing to always have it with him?

i dunno. maybe i’m looking too far into it. but i can’t help but wonder if ford kept it because, against all his big dreams and ambitions, deep down he always wondered what his life might have been like if he sailed away with his brother when they were teenagers. never able to throw it away because doing so would symbolically destroy the last remnants of a childhood fantasy, the last piece of him that remains young and hopeful of a future at his brother’s side.

#haha little does he know they’ll still go sailing together when they’re old and gray #and in this context the scene becomes even more meaningful #because in asking stan to go adventuring with him he’s finally reviving that childhood dream #my own posts make me wanna cry sometimes #gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #grunkle stan #stanford pines #ford pines #stan and ford #stan twins #stangst #i think this counts as stangst #joi stop making your tags an essay challenge (impossible)

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hypertechnica · 2 months ago

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THE LOVE TRIANGLE

ford, fidds, and bill are living in a late 70s/early 80s sci fi psychological horror film that was buried upon release due to its explicit gay themes but quickly became an underground cult hit

numerous associations would decry its depiction of homoeroticism between its principal characters, but nobody could deny the surrealist film had its merit. “it’s like someone concocted an unholy combination between the shining and space odyssey and then died of the instantaneous nuclear fallout. why would anyone make this? are they stupid?” one reviewer said.

more alternates + sketch under the cut

#gravity falls #the book of bill #tbob #ford pines #stanford pines #journal 3 #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #young fiddleford #bill cipher #fiddauthor #billford #billfiddlesford #bill x ford #billfiddauthor #the love triangle #love triangle #ford x fiddleford #eyestrain #my art #the shipping is implied but i still think it counts #love triangle is SUCH a better name than billfiddlesford i fucking hate that name #i’m not even a billfiddauthor truther i’m sorry i mean technically yes but it’s like #i see the three’s dynamic as it is in canon just as explicitly queer #so like. bill is manipulating ford with flattery and driving a wedge between him and his only friend. fiddleford doesn’t know bill exists #i love the art with bill and fidds interacting but like #fiddleford being in the dark the entire time fucks me up man

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beebfreeb · 3 months ago

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To all my long-term followers: You have to look through all of my art and deduct exactly what's wrong with me. I know you can do it by now.

#If Sugar Rush is based on MK64 then he'd still be 2D sprites (of prerendered 3D graphics) just at a higher resolution and color count.#+ would also have more sprites BUT I am not insane and particular enough to try and replicate that. Maybe one day I will be though.#wreck it ralph #king candy #turbo wir #wir #beebfreeb art tag #*walks around in a circle autistic-style* I need to see his textures z fighting I need to corrupt his color palette I need a pointer to get #flung around in memory and start reading garbage texture data onto him. I need to softlock him. I need to cause an overflow error. Shut up.#turbo twins #turbotwins #zip and zilch

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technically-human · 2 months ago

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Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...

Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...

Part one

#dead boy detectives #dbda #payneland #edwin x charles #reverse verse #there's a lot i could say about this one #the idea of someone telling edwin he's go to hell is absurd as it is #edwin telling edwin? lmao #the charles... oh they hate each other #reverse charles is angry (he always is) because this other version of himself was spared hell... in exchange for edwin going there?#obviously it doesn't work like that. og charles hadn't even been born when his edwin was sent to hell #but anger is not a rational thing. especially not for this boy #og charles? you don't want to know what he's thinking #i'm telling you anyways #he... kind of agrees. if someone had to go to hell #why edwin? why not him? there is an universe in which that happened #so why not this one? unfair #then again... look at this charles who did go to hell #he's explosive. he's DANGEROUS #he shouldn't be near edwin #if og charles had gone to hell would he be the same? would he be too angry to be trusted? would he be like his father?#and if so would that really count as saving edwin at all?#if this is the kind of best friend poor edwin would end up with?#on a happier note though #physical contact!! reverse charles loves it #i don't have all the details but his hell was on the rage ring so it was different to the dollhouse.#and it was a very violent place so boy loves gentle touches #luckily edwin is more willing to give them to him with each year #i think what the edwins are feeling is a lot more clear #but still would love to hear your thoughts

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asinglebluefeline · 24 days ago

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So I've been thinking about Dick's canonical skydiving hobby and also about his many flying friends, and now I can't get this image out of my head:

Whenever Dick is in a workaholic funk or particularly stressed, one of the Titans with the ability to fly yoinks him and flies him to the sky and then just lets him go. It's for enrichment. It's like air jail so he'll take a break he can't opt out of, but actually fun for him. (They catch him at the end because they're usually too spontaneous to grab him a parachute)

#I know the main thing he likes in skydiving is that there's no one to catch him #but I guess this still would count for something #headcanon #dick grayson #nightwing #dc #titans

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dricacchi · 21 days ago

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