#but I have to do stupid school stuff instead 🙄

[purpleshimmer]

I actually LOVED the music video for the chembarons but I was soooo disappointed that they didn’t show more of them. I was hoping they’d do the music video at the beginning to establish what’s happening (the chem barons want to take silco’s place) + then the rest of the episode (or at least half? or spread throughout act 1?) would be about the turf wars between them. I was so sad when they didn’t go that route since the chembarons were what I was looking forward to seeing most in s2 tbh

I feel like it’s such a missed opportunity because they’re all such interesting characters (especially my boy smeech. why did he die so quickly please bring him back) and I would’ve loved to see them maybe trying to make a deal with piltover to catch Jinx, or working with each other, fighting each other, seeing more of their businesses (like chross’s hitman group). Show me how they interact with their employees and underlings, not just with each other and sevika. plus what you said in the tags about their designs is so true, I love love love all of their character designs so much and the little bits of their personalities that we have seen are so fun and I wish we got to see more of that

I think they should have cut out the viktor stuff in episode two and replaced it with the chembarons, and then instead of introducing the black rose in episode three, include viktor in that episode

Thoughts on Act 1 of Arcane Season 2

The positives:

- The animation is fucking incredible.

- Jinx and Sevika teaming up watered my crops and cleansed my skin.

- Underwater goodbye with Jinx and Silco. That scene was made specifically for me.

- Jinx's voice actress continues to be excellent.

- Loved the designs of all the Chembarons. The glimpse we got of the gang wars was also interesting. Unfortunately, too tiny a glimpse. Which brings me to...

The negatives:

- Too many plotlines. They stuffed the season with too much shit which is why each individual plot gets a much shorter screentime than it should. Smeech is introduced and killed in the same episode. Chembarons' gang wars, a huge issue which has repercussions on the entire Undercity, gets only one musical montage before moving on. And this is coming from someone who loved that montage, as well as the song. My favourite on the soundtrack so far. But musical montages shouldn't come at the expense of the story and definitely shouldn't replace the story. There are just way too many music video scenes in general that feel like a way to condense a storyline into the sparknotes version because they don't have the screentime to flesh it out. And they would have the screentime if they cut out all the extra stuffing. Look I'm happy for the League fans who are excited for the Black Rose and all that, but what the hell is it doing in a Piltover/Zaun show. And with zero foreshadowing in Season 1 too. It would definitely be easier to swallow if they had at least hinted at it in the first season. They could have kept Ambessa's beef with this magic cult for a Noxus show. The P/Z narrative has enough to deal with, enough characters to handle already.

- The new side characters are uninteresting and generic. Maddie and the two other enforcers (we don't even know their names after three episodes LMAO) are bland. We know nothing about their characters or personalities. Maddie looks like a rookie, and one of the dudes is an alcoholic, yet they get chosen for an elite strikeforce to capture Jinx? Isha is pretty generic too - the token cute kid that needs protecting. I get the role she will play in Jinx's arc. But that's the problem - she should be a character in her own right, not just a vehicle for someone else's character development. A good example is Mylo. He died for Jinx's arc, but when he was alive he was a distinct character with his own personality. We had a sense of his insecurities, his goals, who he was as a person. Name a single personality trait of Isha and Maddie other than "generically nice person". That's right. You can't.

- Whatever the hell is going on with Viktor. He wakes up from his coma and immediately rejects Jayce so quickly that it was funny. Apparently disapproves of Jayce using the Hexcore to save his life, but then immediately goes to use the Hexcore to save random Undercity people. Bruh. I also don't really like the way the fridged woman from last season seems to be his motivation so far. Nor the way he seems to have no agency in his Machine Herald arc. Instead of Viktor himself believing in transhumanism and mechanizing himself, Jayce does it for him. Instead of Viktor having an ideological drive and wanting a "Glorious Evolution", he is driven by guilt over Sky. Meh. Also he's not even mechanized, instead he's weirdly fleshy?? In a magical way?? More like The Magic Herald :(

- Vi. Her whole character is a mess. Insanely rushed arc which I find unacceptable for one of THE main characters and one of the faces of the show. She and Jinx are supposed to be the leads, their relationship the heart of the story, but so far only Jinx is a well-written fleshed out chaacter with a believable arc. I have too much to say about Vi so I'll expand more on this on another post.

- So much nuance and detail is missing. How does Heimerdinger feel about his ex-colleagues being killed? Does he care? Does he feel guilt? Relieved that he wasn't in the chamber when the bombing happened? No clue! Let's have comedy Mission Impossible instead! How does Ekko feel about the Council attack? Does he approve of it? Think Jinx went too far? How does he feel that she even survived their fight to begin with? No clue! Here, have him joking around with a Councilor for a bit (someone whom Ekko logically should despise), then he can talk Science with Jayce and all three get sent to another dimension together. Yay. What does Vi think happened to Ekko? The last time she saw him, he was fighting Jinx to the death to give Vi and Cait time to escape. He could be dead for all she knows and she doesn't give a fuck. Doesn't even think about him nor mention him once. It's like the writers forgot they're childhood friends. What does the entirety of Zaun make of Silco's death? I assume they heard about it from Piltover (who heard about it from Caitlyn), but how do they think it happened? His body is gone and to Zaun it seems he just mysteriously disappeared. Are there conspiracy theories? Conflicting accounts and rumours? So much nuance that would give the world and characters more depth, sacrificed so we can pack in more rushed subplots and music videos.

- Caitlyn "Wifebeater" Kiramman. And Caitvi in general. So far Caitlyn has guilt-tripped Vi, manipulated her into joining the enforcers, insulted her and then physically abused her. After Vi sacrificed everything for Cait, wore a badge she hates for Cait, even let Cait kill her own fucking sister (and only intervened when the random kid got involved). Why should I give a shit about such a one-sided relationship lmao. "B-but Cait's mom is dead so she's sad about it", every other fucking character in this show has dead parents. Half the cast has faced unfathomable amounts of trauma and pain that make Cait's pale in comparison. Nothing justifies her hitting Vi. "B-b-but it's a parallel to when Vi hit Powder", a shit parallel then. Because the circumstances are not even remotely comparable. "God forbid lesbians do anything🤪", give me a break with this corny bullshit. Be serious for a second. I'm not even a Vi fan and I think she deserves better than this mess of a relationship. The power dynamic between them makes it worse. The way Caitlyn is one of the richest people in the city and Vi is broke. The way Caitlyn is highly educated and Vi never went to school and spent her entire teen years locked in a box. Did the writers think about all this when writing their relationship? Keep in mind, Vi met Caitlyn like a week ago. She barely knows this chick. She's been out of prison FOR A WEEK. Where she was physically abused every fucking day. Putting her in a relationship with a cop who hits her would certainly be a choice! Do I have faith this show will handle it with care? Not really, no. They already ignore Vi's prison trauma. Most likely they will make Vi forgive Cait way too easily because "muh mummy muh grief".

[lunar-years]

Argh it makes me so mad, that could have been the perfect time to finally save the waste of time plot of the pr business, I have no idea what the writers were thinking, did they really think they were doing something good by devoting a huge chunk of screen time of the football show with all of their fave characters to just one of the characters on her own failing to do the thing she is good at. It could have been the moment for Keeley to finally show her PR talent we know she had, to make some big meaningful post online about body autonomy and respect, to decide by herself to go for it without Jack and her money. Instead no, she tells a few people she isn't ashamed (great, as she shouldn't be, That at least is the Keeley we love) then does nothing until one person in her life apologises and doesn't act like it was her fault. Then she continues to do nothing and gets dumped by Jack. It could have finally made that whole plot line have a point, but no!

I know very little about Keeley Hazell but since people say she has a similar background to Keeley-the-character and was one of the inspirations for Keeley, it boggles my mind that SHE wrote that episode. Like...what? 😭

anyway yeah it's definitely one of the episodes I most had a problem with in s3. The only two things I really like about it is that it absolutely did showcase Juno's acting chops (the weight of her emotions are SO visceral in that episode and that's all thanks to Juno, she did amazingly with material that, let's face it, was pretty shit) as well as Jamie showing up for her + the JamieKeeley hug. But even both of those pros could have been SO much more impactful if they'd written the episode better.

Then there's the stuff I didn't mind in itself because it was in-character bad (or in Jamie's case, misguided) behavior in an intentional way (imo) which is the comment from Roy, Jamie apologizing for something that very much wasn't his fault, and Jack being a jackass. However, I came to mind them later because:

Roy needed to name that mistake in his big apology letter to Keeley or else it doesn't work. Why the fuck did they have him say it then. Ughhhh. It's so shitty that they never have him state WHAT the hell he's apologizing for, not even just about this but about everything to do with the breakup (i mean, if we want to talk about accountability....)

Meanwhile Jamie getting his wires crossed about accountability in that way makes sense for him as a character, and I also do not necessarily think it's Keeley's job to reassure and comfort him there, and I further understand why she wasn't in the right state to do so, anyway. But there should have been some follow-up afterwards where it's made clear it WASN'T JAMIE'S FAULT!! i can't begin to tell you how much I loathe that the prevailing narrative online the next day was "🥺awww Jamie's finally taking responsibility for his actions and finding accountability!!🥺" gross. Jamie was a victim of the leak, too.

i have the minority opinion of not really minding that they made Jack a rich entitled bitch who cares more about her own optics than she does Keeley. 🤷‍♀️ But it was admittedly really hard to watch Keeley beg Jack to take her back an episode later. And the fuck of it all is that i don't even necessarily think that is out of character for Keeley (she's clearly in very bad shape mentally at that point), but the fact that her headspace is never made explicit or explored in any meaningful way...atrocious! what's the point of putting her into these situations if we don't even get a deep dive into her head about it. ugh.

And then there's the stuff that was just straight up stupid and or horrible to watch, like Keeley being bad at her job for some reason and that truly terrible rebecca keeley scene and the even more terrible after school special locker room psa where the players delete every photo they've ever put on their phones 🙄

[murfeelee]

Hello murfeel, I don't know if anyone ask you this before but what do you think about the news of sims 5 being planned by ea?

Hi! I see we're starting 2023 on a positive note, getting me triggered by EA's shenanigans! 🤣

Yeah, so far I've only commented briefly about TS5 in this post, when EA did that stupid Summit thing where they showed off how much they're trying to one-up Paralives. 🙄 OOoOoo~! They're bringing the color wheel back after swearing on a stack of bibles that CASt was the worst feature in TS3 and TS4 didn't need it and their wacka** LACK of customization was the FUTURE of gaming--zomg lemme get my wallet ready~~! 🤡

Like, EA, everyone knows you're good at Build/Buy mode and CAS--people don't call TS4 a DOLLHOUSE SIMULATOR for nothing. But where is the EFFING GAMEPLAY? I feel the same way about Paralives--I don't need to see anymore of their builds or Paras--I want to follow sims INSIDE their places of work and school (no more EFFING rabbitholes); and see how they act come rain, snow or shine; and I want pets aside from just cats & dogs and RODENTS EA. And different cultural representation, so it's not the same generic American suburban cookie-cutter crap all the time--give me simulated life of the islands, the tundras, the equator, the poles, the Nth/Est/Sth/Wst hemispheres, the cities, the farms, the jungles, the corporate ladder, off the grid--in fully fleshed out EXPANSIONS with living breathing WORLDS, not watered down Game Packs, for crying out loud. Do y'all even remember what Expansion Packs are, EA? If only every pack was given HALF the content and attention to detail that Seasons always gets! It's a sad state of affairs when the best pack y'all ever released was for VAMPIRES. 🤦‍♀️

I get stomach ulcers every time I hear about how people spent over a THOUSAND DOLLARS on TS4 and are clamoring for the torture to be over already so TS5 can hurry up and screw them over instead. The biggest complaint simmers have been screaming at EA about is how dang BORING TS4 is, because

the game is too easy, and people have to cheat to make the game HARDER wtf

the game is too buggy and none of the fancy "features" effing WORK, releasing ENTIRE PACKS BROKEN, with patches that make everything worse

the features TS4 does have that actually work are shallow AF and a lot of them are repetitive/redundant or they don't carry over to other EPs/GPs/SPs to make the gameplay deeper and richer you had one job EA

TS4's worlds are too small and we don't even have CAW, but EA promised us that smaller non-open worlds with no CASt and no Story Progression would make TS4 run so much smoother than TS3--gosh golly, now if only my save would stop laaaaaaagging 😩

where are the skills where are the careers where are the hobbies other than streaming/blogging where are the NPCs where ar--

the sims' emotions & action queues are out of control, but the EMOTIONS were the MAIN thing the dev's pitched when TS4 was announced over a decade ago; why are my sims acting like crack heads when you said they'd be so much smarter?

the kids are totally ignored, where the teens are basically young adults with curfews--but zoinks! they're finally going to update the bassinet-babies after TEN YEARS so the legacy players can actually PLAY WITH LIFE and interact with babies! Maybe if we're lucky, they'll patch in some frikkin preteens so the life states in a life simulation game actually make sense!

the alpha vs maxis match saga continues

Look at everything Sims Freeplay has--it's monetized to hell and back, but at least they have COOL stuff! WHERE IS IT in TS4? Will that stuff be in basegame TS5???? EVER? Or will EA just keep showing us how many throw pillows we can rotate on couches in rooms full of clutter that aren't even interactive objects? 🙃 Paralives has Paras ziplining off of rooftops into their pool--will basegame TS5 even launch with pools and swimmable water, or will that feature be locked off behind another lukewarm paywalled EP where you can only ever swim in ONE (1) world? 🏝 And now that EA making basegame TS4 free to play, they have carte blanche to microtransaction people to death with useless Kits full of DECOR and mess in TS5, too, huzzah!

And they keep bringing up MULTIPLAYER--THEY BETTER NOT. 💀

GOD, I hope the TS4 simmers go off on EA and tell them that TS5 CANNOT be TS4 2.0. Don't have EA walking around thinking TS4 was the right way to do life simulation gaming. TS4's enormous player base means diddly squat if people don't play the game to PLAY the GAME, only using it as the base for their Blender renders -- quantity does NOT equal quality, EA!

I'm not even staying on top of TS5 news anymore, listening to Lindsay Pearson lie to my frikkin face; promising me the moon only to have it turn out to be made of government cheese. The proof is gonna be in the pudding once the game actually LAUNCHES in a zillion years; I refuse to get hyped.

But I am PRAYING EA does TS5 right. Or at least that they make something better than TS4--it's a low bar, I know, but baby steps. Believe it or not, but I'd actually like to play a sims game that isn't TS3 sometime this decade. 🙏 TS4 had so many red flags; everyone knew it was a mobile game port, we're not THAT dumb, EA. Plus, TS4 was just too effing ugly for me. I hate the cartoony playdough look, and the lack of CASt and customization was an IMMEDIATE dealbreaker; so at least EA learned ONE lesson in all this time. *slow claps* Now we just have to see what they'll do about the actual GAME, the part that MATTERS.

Lemme stop, before I pop a blood vessel.

Wake me up when TS5 has more gameplay than Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley.

[missbeautyandherbeast]

Hello! How are you doing? I just wanted to ask, are you still active and able to do Match-Ups? If so, here’s everything about me! 

My name is Aylin (It means moon halo! 🌙) I’m 19 years old. (Yet, I have the mind of a thirteen year old.) My zodiac sign is Capricorn but I’m also a cusp of Capricorn and Aquarius according to Google. I’m not a Harry Potter fan but my house would probably be RavenClaw or Slytherin or possibly even both. I’m straight and polyamorous. I’m an Ambivert! My favorite movie genres are Action and Comedy. Bonus if the movie/show includes both lol. My favorite music genres are 2000’s Pop, 2000’s Electric Pop, Rock, and jazz!! My aesthetics are Y2K and Girly Girl!

Personality: 

So, um, I’m pretty stubborn lol. I’m also very crazy and chaotic. I’m VERY creative. (I’ve written hella crazy stories on Wattpad. My friends are now questioning whether or not I actually need a therapist from how unhinged I am or not because what I write is considered “Iconic” to them XD.) My friends say that I’m funny and to be honest, I sometimes even laugh at my own jokes and/or stories.

I’m a hopeless romantic. (I’m lonely and just need the bf of my dreams. 😭🙏) I’m an absolute crybaby when I’m feeling very stressed out and overwhelmed. I just snap. (In fact, when I was a kid, I would get yelled at and grounded for it. Thank you so much, dad!! 😃)

I also LOVEE animals!!!!! 😍💕💗✨ I would literally die protecting an animal, that’s how much I love them. They give me hope, they make me happy, I basically consider them my siblings. (I’m an only child :’).)

I can be pretty mean sometimes, but it’s not my fault that some people can be just TOTALLY unbearable. 🙄🤦‍♀️ I’m also pretty bratty at times, either because I feel like it or that person just really pisses me off. I’m really, REALLY sassy. My middle school friends could confirm that. I’m also brutally honest, at least that’s what my friends said back in middle school.

I’m VERY caring and overprotective and loyal to those that I REALLY care about and love. Seriously, I would DIE protecting them.

I KINDA have trust issues, there’s just a lot of toxic and bad people in the world, it’s almost impossible to let your guard down. Being naive got me nowhere but just sad days of crying my heart out. 

Likes:

I used to like drawing but I barley have any motivation at all now. I don’t know if I’ll ever go back at it. It’s just a lot of hard work and it gets pretty frustrating at times when you make a small or big mistake. 

As I mentioned about my crazy stories on Wattpad, I LOVEE writing!! When I was a kid, my parents used to say that I would make a really good writer because of my creativity in English assignments lol. 

I love shopping! Especially with my friends, it just makes it a lot more fun and exciting. I really enjoy hanging out with my friends and talking to them instead of through a screen.

I really enjoy listening to music! 2000’s Pop music just makes me feel really good and happy. Music nowadays is just kinda…- No. 

For some reason, I just really love waking up early and taking a walk outside. I just really admire how beautiful and stunning the early mornings look like. 

Like the turtles, I LOVEE pizza! It just tastes so good!! It’s my most favorite food ever!

Mint ice cream is UNDERRATED. I don’t care about what people say about it tasting like toothpaste, they’re being over dramatic, it tastes SOO good!!

Dislikes:

I just HATE it when people wear clothes that don’t even match at all!! Like, what confidence of yours made you wear THAT bizarre mess in public?!?! It just annoys me so much. Not only get a new brain but get a new and better fashion style. 

I absolutely hate and cringe at rap music. The only rapper that I make an exception of is Eminem. But other than that, it’s just- NO, NO, NO. I swear, all they ever say in those cringey songs is the N word and then they start talking about butts and stupid stuff like that. Maybe, you lowlife’s can actually learn to start making some REAL music instead. 

Another thing that I dislike is when people blame me for something that I DIDN’T DO or I DIDN’T START. Do they not know that there are always two sides to a story? I remember back in Kindergarten when these two little roach girls used to bully me and mock me, following me wherever I go in the playground. They were SO ANNOYING. So, I started attacking one of them because of how sick and tired I was of them and guess what? I GOT DRAGGED BY MY WRIST BY MY TEACHER TO THE STUPID PRINCIPALS OFFICE. That memory still angers me ‘till this day.

As I mentioned about me loving animals with my life, I HATE, HATE, HATE animal @buse or any type of @buse for that matter really. @buse in general is just disgusting and unnecessary. People seriously have sick and twisted minds to think that @buse is “Okay”. ITS NOT!!! It seriously needs to stop.

My father. 🤓

I really dislike pickles, ketchup, mustard, papaya, steak/beef, bacon, any cheese other than mozzarella, poptarts (They tastes SOOO fake, I’m really sorry, Donnie.😭✋) and many other things that I can’t seem to remember lol. They just gross me out SOO much, I don’t understand how people like them. 

My Body (If you don’t feel comfortable doing this section, just ignore it.):

I have VERY dark brown hair that can look black depending on the lighting and dark brown eyes (They look better and prettier when the sun hits them. 😩) I think I have a heart-shaped facial structure. I have the almond eye-type. I have a cupids bow lip. (I was actually kinda insecure about my lip when I was a teen, but now knowing that only 5% of people have my lip type made that insecurity go away!) I have fair skin as my skin color. I have “strong” nails that break, making them look ugly and unpleasant. Always annoys me so much. I do pretty simple makeup, multi-color eyeshadow makes me look ugly for some reason and I absolutely hate it.

I’m an hourglass (Yet, I hate my body with a passion.) I have stretch marks on my hips and thighs that I’m really insecure about. I also have cellulite but basically everyone has that since it’s just how your skin looks like when you squeeze it. (At least that’s what I think lol.) I also have a butterfly tattoo on the hip of my lower back.

Anyways, that’s all about me! Thank you so much for taking the time of your day to read this and give me my match-up!! (If you did.) I hope everyone reading this has an amazing and wonderful day!!! ❤️❤️❤️

♡♡♡♡♡♡

*stumbles in late*

*uncovers laptop from moving boxes*

*sets up and takes a breath*

Apparently I am still doing match-ups because here we are. BUT BEFORE THAT REALLY QUICK IT'S BEEN A WHILE HI GUYS

so... I moved across the country... from Florida to a place where NYC is at my fingertips... so that REALLY hyped my hyperfixation for my boys. Lemme tell you when I started this blog I NEVER thought I'd be this close to the city.

Anyway, hey babes that was a TON of information but kudos to writing it all down bc I could never

But Honestly, I'm gonna go with you and Mikey here!

Hear me all the way out:

Pick any version of Mikey and you guys would vibe

You've both got a creative streak and a general overall tender heart that I think would work really well together

You know this dude has seen the end of Wattpad trying to find his favorite ships (and maybe even a few about him and his true love, hoping one day it might come true)

I really think he would be someone who could understand your trust issues, and even help you through it (and while I'm on the subject on a real note: there's a difference from naive and kind. you can still be kind and open, but know there are boundaries that you should have to keep yourself safe and in a place mentally and emotionally and away from toxic people bc girl TRUST ME I'VE BEEN THERE)

Okay, so Mikey is one of those guys who would try gross foods because it's there, so you'd never have to worry about not liking something because he would eat it without a second thought

(I think it would be SO FUNNY if the one thing he didn't like was mint chocolate chip ice cream and that's the ONE thing you two can't agree on)

("I've seen you eat ten day old pizza from the floor" "And I'd do it again if I never had to eat that monstrosity of cold toothpaste")

Of course he's protective of you and your heart and doesn't want to break it, and he has some of the highest emotional maturity of the brothers and I think it would really help you guys as a couple, but also just help over all with growing up as a young adult (BECAUSE IT'S ROUGH OUT HERE SHAWTY)

You guys would do so well together

[urn3rd10149]

This push of sexual ideas and gender crap on to our kids has to stop. There's nothing learnable from this but unnecessary confusion at SUCH A YOUNG AGE!!!! IT AINT MATH, SCIENCE, HISTORY, ITS A DAMMM SEXUAL PREFERENCE TAKING OUT OF PROPORTION!!!! NOW THEY WANT TO TEACH 5TH GRADERS HEALTH CLASS HOW TO MASTERBATE AND ABOUT STUPID PRONOUNS 🙄!!!! WHERE IS HUMANITY GOING IF OUR FUTURE DOESNT LEARN ANYTHING ESSENTIAL TO SURVIVE EARTH BUT JUST KNOWS HOW TO BE SEXUAL? GET YOUR KIDS OUT FROM THIS SCHOOLS THAT SUPPORT PUSHED ON GAY PROPAGANDA CRAP ON TO OUR KIDS. ITS A SEXUAL PREFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A CLASS LESSON!!!!!!!!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!! INSTEAD OF ADDING THIS CRAP, WHY NOT UPGRADING THE SCHOOL SYSTEM TO COLLEGE CLASSES. LEAVING ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS FOR BASIC LEARNING WITH SOME COLLEGE CLASSES AND JUNIOR HIGH FOR ACTUAL COLLEGE CLASSES, AND THEN SKIPPING HIGH SCHOOL ALL TOGETHER AND STRAIGHT TO COLLEGE WITH WITH JUST A 5 YEAR MASTERS DEGREE BY THE END SO THAT BY THEIR 18TH BIRTHDAY THE KIDS HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF WHAT THEY WANT IN LIFE AND BE A MASTER ON WHAT THEY DESIRE TO BE. INSTEAD OF SPENDING 13 YEARS ON THE SAME BURNED OUT INFORMATION FROM CENTURIES AGO AND COMING OUT WITHOUT ANY PROFESSION IN MIND. CLOSE TO 20 YEARS OLD JUST WONDERING WHAT TO DO. AND EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW, SPEND ANOTHER 4 YEARS ON A PROFESSION THAT COULD HAVE BEEN INSTILLED AT A YOUNGER AGE. AND ALSO AN EXTRA 8 YEARS FOR YOUR MASTERS DEGREE. WHY NOT JUST 5 YEARS OF A PROFESSION FOR MASTERS INSTEAD OF HIGH SCHOOL. HS IS COLLEGE. AND OUR KIDS WOULD COME OUT WITH A SET OF SKILLS READY TO TACKLE THE WORLD, MORE SECURE WITH WHO THEY ARE IN LIFE. WITHOUT LOSING THEIR YOUNG LIVES ON UNNECESSARY SCHOOLING. UNNECESSARY WASTED TIME. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ADVANCED AND ORGANIZED WE WOULD BE IF OUR KIDS WOULD LEARNED THE TRUE IMPORTANT STUFF BEFORE THEIR 20S?. IT WILL LEAVE ROOM FOR THEIR 30S TO INNOVATE, INVENT, AND CHANGE THE WORLD THE RIGHT WAY. WHY IS HUMANITY MAKING THINGS WORSE FOR THEMSELVES? OH WAIT, MONEY AND POWER. TOTALITARIAN COMPANIES MAKING SURE YOU STAY IN LINE FOR THEIR WEALTH. ITS REALLY SAD HOW WE ARE GOING. CAUSE ALL OF THIS DOESNT BENEFITS US IN THE FUTURE OR OUR KIDS. LETS CHANGE OUR WAY OF THINKING. EVERYTHING IS SO SEXUALIZED THAT WE HAVE TO SEXUALIZE OUR KIDS TOO? JUST MUSH IN THE BRAIN. ILL SAY I HOPE HUMANITY CHANGES BUT WE ARE SO STUCK IN OUR OLD WAYS THAT I KNOW A 1OO YEARS FROM NOW EVERYTHING IS STILL GOING TO BE THE SAME. EVERYONE IS SO BLINDED BY WAR IN ALL SENSES, BEAUTY, MONEY, SOCIAL MEDIA AND POWER. THATS ALL I SEE LATELY. AND THIS SUCKS. LETS DO BETTER HUMANITY. LETS CHANGE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

[didilecter]

Useless specimen doing the same useless stuff. Wasting my time with delicate extra tasks.

Have to overeat again.

And my body is exhausted.

My right shoulder hurts like crazy.

And tomorrow I was warned that I'll also have to do the garage.

She still gets angry because I wipe the floor after she passes by. She plays the game she forgot that she doesn't like to see the marks of her wheelchair.

Don't forget. I put her on a wheelchair.

Or someone else like my father that did some black magic on her. 🤣

Jesus. Not all of us are that stupid to have money and let ourselves to be that low. Fat and useless that not even your knees can hold you.

On top of that blaming her college school where she was not detected she had a problem on her hip. 🙄

So, if it's not one thing it is another. For how long are these people gonna continue to blame others for their mistakes instead of learning to pay for them.

Lawyers, maybe?

For how long?!

So. I guess it's hard to say:

Sorry! I fucked up. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[lazydanni]

Demon bros' reaction if MC plays the "CPR" song in front of them

Just my peanut brain thinking about that song during 4am 🧍‍♀️ So I was like "why not write this out instead?", and now we're here lmfao

Warning: very unholy languages (please forgive me Simeon), Nsfw jokes, save yourself before it's too late, Just a shitpost lol

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Lucifer

You brought a cup of coffee to Lucifer while was listening, humming to the song

For some magical reason, lets just say your earphones got plugged out of your D.D.D

Andddd the now the unholy song is playing ridiculously loud in his office

*aggressively choking on coffee*

NO BECAUSE YOU GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK

My man just shocked and speechless 🤚💀

Bet everyone in the house heard the song that came from his office

"Ahem... [Y/N], What kind of nasty song are you listening to?"

"Uhmmm... CPR?" 👁👄👁

He gives you a death glare because you just pushed down his pride button and shits idk

He's currently screaming inside out of frustration rn

Also, you won't able to exit his room tonight so goodluck mate

Mammon

You introduced this song to him, since he couldn't shut up about the song you was listening

Took him a moment to realize what the song was about

He's now blushing mess, how cute

"eh?... EH?......EHHHHHHHH?????"

Dunno why but I feel like his legs are shaking

Would tell you DO NOT play this song to anyone beside himself, BeCaUsE hE iS yOuR fIrSt >:(

Would also tell you that this song is stupid (but secretly have it as his new favorite song in his playlist)

Congratulations, you left Mammon fantasizing about how you'd "cpr" him like the lyrics

In case you were wondering why he couldn't just ask you to do it to him (smh bottom), His ego would just punch his face whenever he's about to 😔

Leviathan

Not so surprised if he's already knew this song (sussy levi 👁👁)

Despite that, he's still fucking frustrating when you decided to sing that song during karaoke with him

You had him at "tight as a virgin boy, don't get nervous"

Probably because he's a virgin? yes? no? who knows ;D

As if that wasn't smash him hard enough, the way you're swinging your booty, dancing to the rhythm is knocking him out

Levi.exe has stopped working

After you done singing your song, Levi is already laying on the floor and dead... out of frustration of course

Once he calm down he will tell you how normie you were singing that stupid song

Honestly he cannot get over it after that day

Satan

Both of you were reading in his room

He noticed how you were just humming the song, he decided you take one of your earphones out and check it himself

"..."

*Insert his blushing messy face here*

He would also choke his drink if he was having one

Would akwardly apologizing to you and stuff and continue reading

OR he could playfully ask you if you want him to teach you how to do cpr 😏

Don't worry, he's screaming at himself for asking you those kind of questions

He won't judge your music tastes, because he's a gentle man 🙄

BUT it wont leave him alone tonight, so he takes it as an excuse to not leave you alone tonight <33

Asmodeus

Do I have to explain how he'd react??

HE ISN'T THE AVATAR OF LUST FOR NO REASON🤚

Bet my whole 2 kidneys that he has this song in his favorite playlist

I could imagine he would just play this song loudly neither in public or in house

This man has no shame about segg songs 😩

You two are just vibing with the music while Lucifer on his way to tie both of you on the ceiling

"[Y/n]~ Would you like to do the "Cpr"?"

Would gladly teach you how to dance to this song

HE WOULD SING THIS SONG AT SCHOOL FESTIVAL IF LUCIFER LET HIM TO

SLAYYYYY 💅💅

Beelzebub

Have no idea what is this about what's this song about

Cpr? on a dick??? Virgin?? huh?

Until you explained him about the song

*Realization*

Slightly blushing, and definitely apologize

"Uhm... S-sorry for asking an inappropriate question-"

You better tell him "it's okay" because this boy is too innocent and precious to know these things!!!

Like Satan, he respects your music tastes. As long as his MC is happy 😔👊

Wouldn't dare to ask you anything further, because he's afraid that he'd make you uncomfortable (PRECIOUS BOI AAAA)

May or may not has a dream about you giving his pp a cpr later that night 🌚

Belphegor

If you played the song during his nap time, he would just ask you to low it down and head back to sleep

Ugh this bitch 🙄

Definitely teases you after he woke up

Like, ALOT OF TEASING

"Heh, didn't know my little [Y/n] isn't innocent at all"

"Do you know how to actually Cpr? hmmm?"

Anything mocking you can imagine, but with his bratty smugging face

But if you successfully turn the table, he would blussing like hell (No pun indeed 🌚)

What will happen after that? I'm leaving it for you to decide, if yk then yk 😏

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Damn, you finally made it to the end? uhhhh dunno why you decided to reach the end, but thankyou for reading. Hope you enjoyed it lmfao

Still trying to make this account looks more alive 😭🤚

Sorry if my English is terrible, it wasn't my first language after all bkwxnoxwnoxw

[whaleofatjme1920]

Creepy pasta x Reader 🕴

I awoke in the morning and brushed back my (h/c) strands before throwing it up in a messy bun. My (e/c) orbs were squinting slightly because of the sun. I sighed and got out of bed, not wanting to go to school. None of the other kids even liked me. I didn’t fit into the crowd. I liked murder podcasts and collected weird bones and stuff in the backyard while they gossiped about Kim kardahsian and other stupid popular things I didn’t care about.

There was static in my head. That’s been going on since i was a little girl. It’s annoying. Makes me feel like there’s voices I can’t ignore and everyone thinks I’m weird when that happens. Sometimes I feel like I can see a tall faceless man in a suit staring at me 🙄😖

I dressed in some black jeans, a black hoodie (there was a band tee under it fyi) and black combat boots. I wore several chokers and chains, did my makeup (ew not in a girly way) and donned some black lipstick just to top it off. I thought about wearing my red flannel instead of my usual black hoodie but decided against it. Right when I was packing up my bag I heard my mom and dad fighting downstairs. It was like this every morning.

I made my way down and kept my (e/c) orbs down hoping I could sneak out before they noticed me. My (s/c) hand was barely on the doorknob when mom screeched at me.

“WHERE DO U THINK YOURE GOING??” She yelled

I fought rolling my eyes but stood my ground in spite of my shaking voice. “To school” I answered as I crossed my arms.

She shook her head and began stomping over to me. “You’re not going to school today” she said as she seethed.

I was confused. Why? “Huh?” I asked 🤨 making this face

My dad came over. “We made a deal with a really tall man” he said as he swear nervously. “You’re not gonna live here any more (Y/N)”

I was shocked!! “What!!” I cried out. “Where am I gonna go????”

Mom didn’t say a word and began heading to the back door. I followed once dad gently pushed me to follow her. I felt unease. My heart was pounding. I was in knots.

“You’re gonna live with them now” mom said gruffly, pointing at three figures in the backyard.

One of them was a man in a tan jacket with a feminine mask. The other was a man in a yellow hoodie with a large frowny face mask. And the third was a boy that wore large goggles and was waving at me excitedly. He was holding a box of waffles.

“What?” I asked.

Mom shrugged. “They’re your new owners.”

I was so confused.

“You’re gonna do work for them” my dad continued with an uneasy look on his face. Work? What kind of work?

Before I could even say anything the boy holding the box of waffles tossed it aside and jumped up to me. “H-Hi (Y/N)!” He greeted. “C-Can’t wait to have you b-be part of the f-family!”

I look at the two other figures that DONT seem pleased w the situation.

Things are gonna get weird.

[tailanega666]

Fun fact I actually hate college

Is like how school was like with a bunch of disciplines that I really dgaf about

Like I am so much more of a self taught type of person I just read the books on topics I love and learn the actual matter that I like no bs no overstudying shit is like pure plain and practical study of what you really are inclined to and want to do for reals instead of a mix of a bunch of shit that society sees as needed I know what is needed bitch no one else knows what my soul calling is but me

But unfortunately modern society only sees a diploma as certification of a person’s interest and abilities instead of testing it themselves at interviews lazy robotized society won’t ever survive or thrive truly into bliss

Instead of really interviewing people that actually love what they do and dig into it solemnly they just do the same stupid questions and patterns 🙄

So many more careers would be up out there if this archaic thought was off

How do you think people learned their stuff centuries ago bitch was by seeing a master in such doing the actual thing instead of going around studying a bunch of shit or even inventing shit themselves by try and error type of thing mastering their own craft

College looses track of the meaningful focus and just broadens a bunch of stuff that at most times is completely unnecessary

Like just imagine you study some books videos whatever of your actual interest and uses them as reference to your knowledge and abilities based on it like bro

I am a revolutionary don’t fucking at me

Imagine interviews being an actual meaningful search for someone that loves what they do in every way instead of this robotized same shit that is going on like bro

The world needs to cure itself and open its eyes to stop this bunch of bullshit

People would have solid careers so much more early in their lives it would make it all so much easier and stable for everybody

Like bro I am a fucking humanitarian don’t fucking at me

Wellbeing and truth is the most important thing ever

Art Therapy 💕✨👸🏻

this semester’s plan of my Visual Arts grad

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Hi there! (since we are quite close in age it feels weird to call you mom 😂😂 might call you 'big sis' instead)

Just stopping by to say that I overdid it with sport and injured my ankle today 😅 and of course my stupid ass is living alone in a foreign country (thankfully I have friends here who offered to help me with chores but my stubborn self sayd I was fine to do everything myself...). Anyway I have been re-reading all your MSBY stuff and it made me feel so much better already! I'm legit imagining them (and especially my bby Adriah 🥰) trying to help an injured reader with daily duties... Just pure chaos and it made me laugh so hard. So thank you so much for all your good vibes!!

Also, sending love to all the cuties who went back to school these past days, hope everything went well!

Hi!! Omg please feel free to call me whatever! I have some people call me mom, others call me bestie and some just call me Tiffany 😅 I'm use to a variety of names so whatever my followers are ok with is good with me!

Ahhh oh no!! Ok but you also sound like me because I'm stubborn like that too 😅 I really hope you feel better soon! But also like being in a foreign country 😱 omg that's likes so cool! I totally envy anyone who can do that! I'm just over here in my little corner of the US never having gone out of North America 🤣

Also the MSBY and Adler boys are my favorites! Those sweet angels would be just as chaotic as our precious high-school boys! I totally picture MSBY to be like the Karasuno of the professional teams 🤣 and the Adlers is more of a Shiratorizawa or Inarizaki because they walk around all stoic like with their attractive chests popped out 😫 anyways I'm getting distracted again 👀 but now I have MSBY Adriah brain rot and omg what an absolute precious baby 🥺 please he's just as annoying as the young Jackals but he tries to hide it and we all know it!

Legit, ok imagine reader has to wear an arm sling or something right. Idk reader you probably fell up the stairs or something super embarrassing because it's literally what I would do 🤣 NE ways, Meian called a meeting and td the idiots they all had to help you. But like Adriah has a little bit of a tiny crush so he just ramps up that energy 👏🏻

"Hey YN do you need help?"- Adriah :D

"No I'm good, I'm just filling these eater bottles. I can manage"- you 😊

"Ok :D"- Adriah

*5 minutes later*

"OMG YN YOU SHOULDNT BE DOING THAT"- Adriah, panicking 😱

You 👉🏻😐 I'm just sitting on the bench

"You should be resting your arm put the pen DOWN"- Adriah 😡

Please if the 4 bby idiots mess with you, it's all over. Imagine Hinata and Bokuto get a little too wild and accidently spike a ball like 10 ft away from you

Adriah 👉🏻😐😳😠 YOU DUMBASSES YOU ALMOST HURT MY OUR PRECIOUS YN

Please he's like 6'7" he's gonna catch Bokuto and Hinata in like 2seconds

Meanwhile Meian, Joffe, Inunaki and Barnes are all like 👉🏻 he should just tell YN he likes them already 🙄

[cicadidae-tm9899]

Imagine being a senior in high school and your mom won't let you wear one of your favorite shirts in public without an undershirt because it's cropped.

It's immodest and makes people think that i want to have sex all the time and goes against the bible to show skin like that

Ma'am. I'm not religious. You know this. But today's society! They run around naked and tell you to just do whatever feels good in the moment instead of making sure God's okay with it! And don't even get me started on the gays 🙄

I tried to order a sweater that had colorful stripes on the sleeves (red yellow and blue. Not even a rainbow) and my mom ordered an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SWEATER because what if people see me wearing rainbows and think I'm gay?!?!?! God forbid.

I get "my house my rules" and not wanting me to talk about it or whatever because it makes her uncomfortable (which i honestly should do more often. It makes me uncomfortable when she's blatantly homophobic but whatever) but then she spouts bible verses at me like a fire hose every chance she gets, and when i told her that it made me uncomfortable she said "but we have a personal relationship! We're supposed to be able to talk about what's important to us!" But when i try to talk about what's important to me i get angry and flustered and end up looking stupid because they shoot down every attempt i have of presenting my own feelings and opinions.

Just fucking ugh

And when i was like 6 and started gaining weight, instead of my mother who was in charge of buying/making me every meal deciding to buy healthier stuff and make sure her kids don't become statistics in the "obesity epidemic," she just told me to suck in my gut. My own mother projected her own insecurities on me so hard it gave me body dysmorphia and self-hatred.

And it's not like i wouldn't have eaten the healthier food. I fucking love vegetables, fruits, just healthy food in general. I love eating healthy! But no.

Sorry. Just angry and tired of being closeted.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

my homeroom teacher for years 7&8 at catholic school would mark the class roll literally as soon as you’d walk in the door of my homeroom class and then send it straight down to the office when she was done. this meant that i had the most “late notes” in my diary out of everyone in my class during these two years, simply bc my stupid teacher wouldn’t wait for at least an 10 extra minutes for me to get to school and walk up into the cola to our homeroom classroom.....

it got to the point where i was so fucking sick of her doing this that i just blatantly refused to go to the office to sign in one day in year 8/2009 just to vex her even more. just have some fucking patience, woman. i swear to fuck. bc this what you get. a student who’ll fuck you around like this for a day. for an fyi, i was actually at school but i just refused to sign in at the office...... so that i wasn’t technically there, legally speaking 😂. okay i know there was a bunch of stuff about duty of care there which made it a significant problem for my teachers. but for fucks sake be happy that i fucking turned up and actually attended school that day, ms ludgate. instead of just flipping you the bird and walking straight back out the front gate to wag school for the day.

basically, at this point, even the office ladies were sick of me being late 😂 every time they saw me they were just like “oh ms ludgate sent the roll down too early for you again 🙄? silly woman. alright, put your diary under the scanner and you’ll have a late note recorded on the system and one in your diary. but honestly. how many do you have now? it must be a record for a single student at this point.” like. it was bad hahaha.

all i’m saying is that teachers should give students some fucking leeway to turn up- at the very least 10-15minutes- bc this was just fucking homeroom. all you did in this time was just skim through the same bullshit uniform rules in the front of the school diary and the study comics at the back of it.... and then listen to the school captains fight for dominance over the office microphone for the morning announcements and the school prayer. calm the fuck down. bc i’m not missing anything incredibly important rn.... especially when you reiterate the exact same announcements 10 mins later from a sheet.... on the chance days that, by what seemed to be a sheer miracle to that particular teacher, i bothered to turn up on time or actually made the effort to catch the bus to school. fucking god.

over those two years, then, i had accrued like 84 late notes or something bc of this teacher’s irritating habit of marking the roll and having it sent to the office so fucking early. i even made a joke about it in the card that we made for her when she changed roles to the year coordinator to one of the year groups above mine.

the teacher that was transferred to being my homeroom teacher was ten times more lenient with marking- i’m pretty sure i was like 25mins late a few times and he STILL hadn’t sent the roll down when i’d finally gotten there. like what a king. my male homeroom teacher at public school was the same. but i’m pretty sure most of the teachers at that school didn’t really give a shit if you turned up during homeroom/roll call, bc at least they knew you weren’t consistently skipping school.

aside from homeroom, i had one RE teacher who forced me to do an assignment by sending me down to special ed (my year 8 RE teacher to be exact) that i didn’t want to do for emotional reasons. although, at the time, i didn’t think “emotional reasons” were a good enough excuse not to do it.... so i just didn’t do it. point blank.

okay that’s besides the other assignments before this one, that i snuck out of class to do on the day they were due when the class was, to do at least 100 words of 500 to make some type of bs attempt. mostly my friends would end up ratting me out to the teacher, bc they were sick of my unorganised ass never doing her assignments in RE, sport and geography.

so yeah. for some reason this teacher decided to send me to special ed to do this particular assignment, as punishment for the rest of my undone assignments. the assignment was something about someone who had a huge impact on your life or whatever. so, i made it some type of really gushy over-emotional piece. then when i handed that in after a week of procrastinating and writing that assignment in the special ed room, my teacher told me she had cried reading it. and i was mentally like “that’s what you fucking get bitch. why do you think i didn’t want to fucking do it?”

then there was my english speech in year 10/2011 that i just clean forgot about on one side, bc i was excitedly preparing for a concert (a day to remember and underøath) the same week it was due. plus, there was the point that i didn’t think it was worth doing anyway, bc the english department had again refused to put me in the top class that year... and it was loaded with a threat that if i didn’t turn it in (although this threat was actually aimed at the whole year group as well; bc it was the last year of the now defunct “school certificate” which needs a whole other post for explanation) then i’d fail year 10 and be made to repeat it the next year with the year below me.

i was so fucking bitter, depressed AND caught up with the concert that i mentioned earlier.... that yeah. i didn’t do that speech by the due date which was like monday of the next week i think. or whatever the fuck. luckily one of my friends stepped in (bc they didn’t want me to fail one of the only subjects that i was still good at) and wrote half of it for me- the introduction and the first half of that speech which i chose to do about HP and the order of the phoenix bc we’d both read it- and then i wrote the whole part about kite runner, my class’s set text (it was about adversity). so, then i did it by the wednesday of the following week. like yes i fumbled with my palm cards during my speech which pissed my teacher off- but i still got 25/30 or whatever it was after i’d turned it in late.

just yeah. high school was a mess bc of the whole “turn this assignment in on time or we’ll either fail you straight up and make you repeat the entire year again; or deduct marks for every day that you don’t turn it in (usually working by the 5% the first day to like 50% by the fourth day you don’t turn it in). so, you’ll basically fail this class anyway” mindset. it really fucked me up and made me eventually give up completely on my work and rate any work that i did, per chance, turn in on time as like “sub par” or whatever the fuck. just. it was stupid asf and i think it’s also why i crashed and burned so hard in years 11 & 12 as well as business college, undergrad uni and most recently in 2019 during postgrad uni.

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