#but I CANT

[official-dickiebird]

She's been spending too much time with Dami.

I fell asleep on the couch with a pillow over my head, and when I woke up, Popcorn was holding the pillow down on my head with her paws....

She was trying to kill me

[zerogutzz]

Listen to this song immediately

[captainknackig]

Stargate SG-1 as text posts (5/12)

[mothsmolars]

terribly artblocked but have these two wips…………..

i watched deadpool & wolverine and im going a bit crazy but please don’t yell at me for joining in late please please please don’t call me new gen i’ll draw them kissing pls don’t be mean to me

[manuellarts]

hello, it's me and my dartz obsession again 💃

[squid-bunny-msi]

Jimmy worked as a busboy UGH

[kumezyzo]

corpse x faceless streamer cause it has more plot...

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

as cliche and over-used as it is, you met bf!corpse in an among us lobby. but you two had heard of eachother before, seeing as youre in the same faceless community.

your followings seemed to have a lot of crossover, so when you met, it was a dream come true for your communites. and for you two, it was nice having someone understand what it was like to be faceless.

overtime, you two grew closer, hanging out outside of streams. and at some point, you got comfortable enough eachothers faces.

when your chat found out, it became the only thing they could talk about for a good two days on twitter.

"guys, corpse looks really cool," you said to your chat. you and corpse were streaming on your channel, just talking and catching up. his scoff made you giggle quietly. "im not joking, he's kinda... attractive."

"and yn looks nothing like how she described herself," he said, laughing at how much prettier he thought you were.

"and his hair is actually curly," you say.

then, you both went on anthony padilla's channel as a part of his 'I spent a day with...' series. and you revealed that you were doing the interview on the same day.

"i mean, corpse is the only other youtuber that knows what i look like," you state simply. "if im honest, the main reason im here is because this is the first time im meeting up with him in person."

thankfully, no one was suprised when they heard that in the video. but thats just because corpse posted a video of you two playing rock-paper-scissors.

it started off silent, you two doing the motions silently. corpse played scissors, you played rock. he sighed. another up and down motion. he played scissors, you played paper. you took a deep breath. another up and down. he played rock, you played rock. you scoffed and cracked your knuckles. one more time. he played paper, you played scissors.

"fuck!" he yelled loudly as you laughed manaically in the background.

during this meet up, you stayed at his apartment. and it just so happened you got to spend more time with him. slowly, you both started developing further feelings for eachother.

it showed itself in you two being cuddly, touchy with eachother. both of you tiptoeing round the topic of the weird dynamic. neither of you actually choosing to say anything or admit your feelings.

it really set in when he started unironically calling you "baby". it gave you butterflies and he felt his face heat up as the words left his mouth.

and when you had to leave, it was far more intense than you had expected.

"thank you for letting me stay here," you told him greatfully. he smiled softly at you, going in for a hug. you smiled and felt yourself melt into his arms.

you two pulled away briefly, looking into eachothers eyes. you dont know when it really happened, but the next moment, youre lips are on eachothers.

when you went back home, it was like you two know you were dating. but you never actually said it. it just felt right.

this is kinda like a prequel to this beautiful shit. i also know no one requested this (or at least i could find one when i went to check cause this was in my notes for way too long) -Nony

[churrosbitxh]

I got bored again...

[arieswritez]

asking mark to train you in some basic self defense because he's gone so often it's only fair you know how to defend yourself.

having to beg him not to let you win while the two of you are wrestling and he looks up at u with big, puppy dog eyes (practically heart shaped) and whines "i'm not ;("

LIAR!!!!!!!!!

[buriedinmyownfeelings]

I’m in trouble boys

[v8mpvrse]

and if i said matthew isn’t gonna fight matt rempe bc the guy is a KID BASICALLY and unlike some mfs he picks on ppl his own size and he sees glimpses of himself in rempe from his rookie year where he felt like he had to fight to prove something. and if i said who ur favorite player growing up is who u replicate when u play now? and-

[yourfavoritepinkcannon]

Me trying to get better at drawing so I can make dandadan fan art

[snowyroads]

holy shit, Joe’s in on the jealousJa’marr! fic…wtf ( /j)😭😭😭

[angelpuns]

I wish I could be very normal and ' enjoy each day as it comes' and 'live in the moment' but unfortunately if I do that how will I be prepared for the future in which I am more miserable???

[icyberrydoesthat]

[burfbannd0g]

too horny to go to heaven