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I hate her I hate her I hate her and it’s all because I loved her
#mother picked me and friend up from concert but didn’t specify car or train#but I ASSUMED CAR#and then I found out she was taking train and I felt really bad because my friend was tired and the train would take twice as long#so I was feeling really bad#and after we separated I told my mother that I really appreciated the fact she picked us up and that I was sorry if I seemed annoyed and#she got SO MAD about how my friend didn’t have to go with us if she was tired#and she didn’t stop getting mad about she has to ‘walk on eggshells around my friends’ and how ‘they have parents too’#all I wanted to do was tell her I appreciated her and I was sorry#and now I just wanna cry#I had so much fun today and she had to fucking ruin it on a sour note
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#listen guys#I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad#so it does things they assume are dad activities#like they don’t really know but are guessing#so like cooking being stern idk building a car#I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human#ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking#so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza#Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA
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When the Robins were too young to convincingly pass as drivers, they'd always insist that Bruce drive them to school or anyplace they were running late to, because Bruce's extensive illegal racing experience meant they were guaranteed to make it there on time. Or even early sometimes.
#You know that old meme where that Gorbachev was driving that one time instead of his driver#and the polizei dudes went “no way in fucking hell am I arresting anyone important enough for Gorbachev to drive around”#It's that#THey see the prince of the city behind the wheel and the cops assume he's got a decent reason for breaking every speed limit and rule of th#road#alfred chills with the kid in the back and nearly knocks his head against the window thrice#GPS squinting at their time: “how the hell did you get there in five minutes?”#Bruce pulling up to the parking lot with smoking car tyres#to the horror of the other PTA parents#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman#personal#dick grayson#jason todd#Damian wayne#i guess#I do not see Timmy or Cass requiring this#Stephanie brown#maybe
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david coulthard they could never make me like you . i swear to god this man finds every opportunity to hate on logan , even coming up with absolute bull claims just to humiliate him on live tv . like how this past weekend he showed a white car , claimed it to be logan's , and said he's still "making contact without even being on track" and then laughing about it . and guess what ? that car wasn't even logan's !! it was his teammate's , alex albon's car !!!!!!!
this guy genuinely seems to hold so much hatred in his heart for logan considering how often he says shit about him and it absolutely infuriates me . and the fact he went so far as to humiliate him on live tv by saying something like that with the car is so messed up in my eyes ? i swear he pulls what he says about logan out of his ass and it's getting on my nerves .
i know and understand that its commentators' job to , well , commentate -- but they often say things about some drivers that exerts such hatred towards them . and in my opinion , that is not a sign of good commentating: it shows lack of morals , insecurity , and indicates a person who is unable to come up with comments about an athlete that criticize them fairly yet kindly . david coulthard has not done any of the sort to logan . he has consistently showed him hate , saying he doesn't belong in f1 , humiliating him on live tv with clips like this , amongst other things .
as a commentator and former formula 1 driver with a lot of influence , he should use his experience and prominence in motorsport to provide logan with constructive criticism . he should give him advice about what he thinks logan could do to improve even if he's in a bad car rather than consistently spread hate and talk crap about him . david coulthard is meant to be a role model figure in motorsports . instead , he acts like a bully towards a driver who is clearly struggling and needs to be shown a helping , guiding hand to learn about what he can do to improve his odds .
it's frustrating how often people in positions of power and who are highly respected in motorsports because of their career use their popularity and position of power to spread hate . i understand , this is a sport ! there will always be individuals who are assholes towards athletes , whether they are former athletes themselves or people sitting behind a screen who have nothing better to do and are upset about the trajectory of their own lives . the difference here , however , is that people who sit behind the screen often do not hold much power , while someone like david coulthard has hundreds of thousands , if not millions , of people listening to what he says and agreeing with him .
the car parking debacle may not seem like a huge problem , but when it is used as ammunition by haters to be rude to logan because a respected individual in motorsports spat on him too , then it is a problem . hate in general is a problem . it may have seemed like a simple joke , something to laugh at and giggle about . when you take into consideration how logan has been treated since he joined f1 , though , it's not a funny thing . it's just sad .
and the thing is that even though we now know it wasn't logan's car , people will still use it to hate on him . they'll ignore that fact . they'll pretend like it's still his car that was parked that way and they'll continue to joke and laugh and taunt logan . because that's just how haters are . it's a "harmless joke" in the moment , but in the long run it can be insanely damaging in numerous ways . that goes not just for jokes about logan , but about all the drivers , about all motorsports athletes , and about all people .
here's a video confirming it was NOT logan's car that was parked in a way that it was hitting the pole !
via kym illman on youtube
#venus defends logan 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝#logan sargeant rants#logan sargeant#williams racing#formula one#formula 1#f1#logie bear#i swear i hate old f1 drivers hating on logan#like ik ur a commentator but is there not a way to do ur job without being a proper asshat ???#wishing that people were nicer to logan#and the fact the car wasn't even logan's but david automatically assumed it was .....#actually tearing my hair out i'm so pissed off#pitchforks at the ready#no but if u have nothing nice to say just don't say it tf ???#LIKE WHAT WAS THE NEED TO BRING UP THE DAMN CAR#AND IT WASN'T EVEN LOGAN'S !!!!!!!!!!!#sorry i'm fuming
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You have never seen these two before, but you WILL see them soon... a grand and imperious announcement in the next day or two...
#my ocs#lenora#the guard with no name#assuming a car doesn't hit me or something an announcement WILL be coming#EDIT: i just realized it's 11pm. terrible timing
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There's a lot of little bits in TFA that I find funny, maybe unintentionally, but the big thing for me is Prowl early season 1
When I first started TFA I took one look at Prowl and went "ah you're the cool loner type got it"
and it was nice seeing him open up and grow closer to the others
BUT THEN YOU LEARN THAT THE OTHER FOUR LITERALLY DIDN'T KNOW HIM. THEY FOUND HIM IN A BUNCH OF ROCKS AND BLEW UP HIS SHIP AND DRAGGED HIM ALONG
No wonder he was weird and standoffish!! No wonder he doesn't really know how to do the whole 'teamwork' thing!! He barely knew these clown cars!
#................and then he became one of the clown cars-#it should also be noted I drastically underestimated how old he was age-wise. I assumed he was inbetween bee and bulk#ramblings#'quit your emo band. join our repair crew'
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which touhou character would drive a toyota
ran yakumo 2003 toyota sienna road rage incident
#touhou#2023#this is a serious answer i think yeah either the yakumos (ran driving specifically bc yukari ismt trusted to drive) or the moriyas#if you think about it they have the closest access to cars i assume and also the knowledge to drive one#sanae only has her permit she keeps failing the test#also these cars are a toyota sienna and i think a toyota prius#the former of which my mom and everyone elses moms all drove from like 2003-2012 lmao#anyway what a hilarious ask lmao this sounds like it would come from my brother
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can sustainable city activists please remember not everyone is able to walk or ride a bike k thx
#wrenfea.exe#I've been watching a lot of YouTubers like not just bikes#and havent heard any of them talk about mobility impaired people#i think they just assume public transport will automatically take care of us?#i wanted to reach out and suggest talking about incoporating accessibility into walkable cities#as well as improving public transport#but he has a ban on people contacting him#i like the designs with smaller cars but i wonder if they could hold wheelchairs?#maybe keeping the wheelchair on a small trailer?#if this changes ill update this post#also pls lmk if theres any inclusive youtubers youd reccomend
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breaking: old man trying to visit his family for Christmas after four months on the ocean viciously attacked the second he steps through the door, more at five
#[stan voice] i think you kids have got it confused my name is grunkle stan not jungle gym#you CANNOT convince me that the twins didn’t ensure that the grunkles were invited to the Pines holiday party#dw Ford gets an equally enthusiastic greeting he’s just getting stuff out of the car at the moment this pic was taken#don’t ask me how the extended family found out about the whole secret-assumed-dead-twin-brother situation i do not have an answer#let’s just assume that everyone has accepted whatever lie they were presented with and moved on :P#sorry to hit you with a christmas thing in september. inspiration waits for no man#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls fanart#my art#don’t follow me for gf stuff i’m probably not doing more#ok maybe a little bit more we’ll see where the hyperfixation leads
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finding out ur coworker is way older than you thought and having to very quickly reorient how you talk to them
#art#traditional art#watercolour#fanart#synthv#synthesizer v#genbu#kasane teto#rikka is also here :) i think she likes to cause problems sometimes. because all the adults in her life are dweebs#and very easy to cause problems with <3#anyone else have this happen before. im older than a lot of my university peers and i always have been#because i took 5 years in highschool and my undergrad has been like 6 years and counting#(hashtag learning disability <3 ) and like thats chill to me i dont mind#but now i usually assume everyones way younger than me and i get shocked when theyre not. a buddy in some of my classes#when i first met her i absolutely and completely assumed she was like barely 19 and talked to her as such#like i dont talk down to people or anything but i do soften the way i talk a bit and give a bit extra patience with younger peers#cause yknow. i remember what it was like being 19. being 26 is WAY easier lol so i wanna give em a bit of leeway yknow#anyway a few months after meeting her i found out she was actually a year older than me and a grad student when she ended up as a TA in#another class i took. i felt so bad. we bonded tho and she didnt mind she thought it was kinda funny when i was like WAIT UR A GRAD STUDENT#i thought she was like a first or second year undergrad..............#also yeah im a 31yo teto fan. i dont mind the popular fanon that she has a separate age that makes her actually 15 and#i dont mind that more interpretations have her like that BUT for my internal canon she is a grown ass woman because i think its fun <3#she pays taxes. she goes to work parties. she can rent a car. i love it#let teto rent a car. let her rent a car.#yknow im exicted to be 31. i still got a few more years of being a 20 something which is fun. but being a 30 something sounds like it rules
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”I’m under no illusion, the next two races are super important” and isn’t there a vid of max patting him and saying “good speech” to Daniel as Daniel walks off . Personally I’m reading into that 🤪��️🫢
daniel saying these two races are super important, specifically referring to it as "crunch time".......max jokingly telling him "good speech"..........the two of them then spending the rest of the parade talking about the understeery mess the red bull has become............
#and if we go the extra step and assume a large part of the reason WHY it's become such an understeery mess#is because they're trying to (ONCE AGAIN) make the car more drivable for checo....#i know this is fully conjecture but if that IS the case and he's out here just throwing it away time and time again....lol. lmao even.#red bull redux#maxiel#hungary24#answered#anonymous#silly season24
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muggle au where sirius is a burly, grease-stained mechanic whose commute to work has him riding his harley past the university where lanky english literature professor!remus works
#wolfstar#wolfstar au#remus lupin#sirius black#the marauders era#james co owns the shop with sirius#lily is a professor on the same campus who goes to get her car fixed and runs into a sweaty and shirtless james potter#“oh my god remus that mechanic was so hot you were right#“WHAT no he’s MINE#ensue confusion until they finally figure out there are two hot guys at the same auto shop#jily#james potter#lily evans#obviously remus is trans#if i post about him assume he’s trans#trans remus lupin
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in regards to link's new ride
#tears of the kingdom#totk#zelda#loz#sorry it's so crunchy it's the best google images had to offer#i wonder if the green goop is zonai goop#or if the flying vehicles are also zonai#I'm assuming the tractor car thing is because of the serpent head tire cover thingies
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Give him some soda, see how he reacts to that.
not well, i assume
#coke isn't a good replacement for machine oil#forgive me for not giving him a bloated tummy i didn't think it would work with that pose#n.icole saw one of those 5-minute craft videos and thought it was good idea#now b.illy will suffer the consequences#hurray for me? managed to make even a robot with no mouth puke#horniness will take places man#emetophilia#emeto#tw vomit#tw emeto#emeto art#emeto kink#robot sickie#robot sickee sickie#robot whumpee#vomiting#z.enless z.one z.ero#b.illy zzz#dana//emeto art#dana//rambles#i used to assume he worked like a car or something#but it is said that he has to recharge so he probably doesn't run on gas#gosh i wanna make him feverish and sick so bad
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do you know there’s a train in the usa where you can put your car on it. like this is an American Dream (ride train long distance but still have car when you get there because everything is far apart) BUT it only goes ONE PLACE!!!! literally just one stop on each end, washington dc to florida. knowing this exists drives me bonkers. we have the technology!!!!
#i mean of course it’s also a gazillion dollars and most hilariously#the cancellation policy is that you have to cancel or make changes at least 121 days in advance#a HUNDRED and TWENTY-ONE days#i know someone who used it and apparently it takes like half a day on each end to load/unload cars#so that’s why no stops i assume#but like surely this could be improved upon. we have figured out ferries surely we could figure this out
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