#but 😮‍💨

[dellovestorant]

[aidenwaites]

I didn't set an alarm to get up and go to that interview this morning because I was so upset last night and now I'm Regretting That A Little Bit

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[ichiro-artosaki]

this is the type of romance novel shadowheart would read in her spare time (and the type of daydreams she'd have of lae'zel asldkf!!)

a;lsdkfj and the sketch/lines as a lil bonus

[uncanny-tranny]

May your pain medication always kick in right after you take them. May your compression garments always slip on your body with ease. May you always find your footing when you walk. May you wake up with energy and zest. May your sinuses always be clear

[glitter-g4y]

Imagine coming home to a femme in lingerie, who would undo your pants, push you in a chair as she rides that cock while she touches herself and mouthing how she missed you 😮‍💨

[cosmonavo]

The biggest sin in that game is that I can't dating this freak skeleton man

[seancefemme]

Who wanna be girl best friends

[sackoflower]

nooo don't pull my panties to the side while i'm so so sleepy! no please don't feel how wet i am and then stroke yourself while you're pressed up against me! pleaseee no

[marblegroves]

Traffic series IYS!!! Original template from @xmaruu11 !!! 🥳🥳🥳

[smallmeanie]

handjobs are just really hot especially when i’m holding you close and pressing our foreheads together and panting with you and muttering filth and going “yeah? gonna cum?�� as i purposely speed up and tighten my grip just enough

[im-tired-101]

something something seawatt making himself forever remembered in parkour civilization through false memories to make sure he doesn't end up forgetten like his home level something something seawatt and chain imagery

[neattequila]

Okay idk how they did it but they really made that eyebrow man fine as HELL in the bear

[meidui]

nomad steve 🖤

[swordmaid]

suddenly shy 😳

[onifanss]

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