#burtalism

[ktz-tl]

November 21, 2020.

[emo-rabbit]

OOC

I need to STOP having panic attacks over the littlest things relating to shipping. Like… oh my god! NO ONE CARES, YOURE NOT ON TIKTOK ANYMORE!

[bluebellhairpin]

I write cannibalism and murder into my fanfics so I am a cannibal and a murderer. No one is safe near me lest I get confused about what is fiction and what is reality. Lock me up I am sick and twisted.

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ image one: A screenshot of a quote retweet. The quote retweet reads "did i read this sentence right?". The original tweet, posted on April 8, 2018, by Oakplayer @/oakplayer, reads "Teenager #LakeithSmith is sentence to 65 years in prison for the death of his friend whom was shot and killed by an Alabama police officer. bit.ly/2lEni9j". Attached to the tweet is a color photo of Lakeith Smith, a black teenager sitting in a courtroom.

image two: A screenshot from a petition. The top text reads "Amania Galloway started this petition to United States Supreme Court and 4 otehrs". The text below reads "Lakeith Smith, now 20, was charged with the murder of his friend, A'Donte Washington when he was only 15-- a crime he did not commit. A'donte died at the hands of a policeman, after the police fired 4 rounds into him - and he currently walks free.

Smith, Washington, and a few other boys were participating in two break-ins of Millbrook homes in 2015. When authorities were called, there was a alleged shoot-out between Washington and the unnamed officer. Lakeith, the one charged, was found described as "scared" and "hidden". Ultimately, A'Donte Washington was shot and killed by the officer.

image three: A screenshot of text reading "Despite Lakeith not having any participation in the shoot-out, under Alabama's accomplice liability law that states, Smith and the other three men participating in the break-ins were found liable for the death of Washington. He was tried as an adult and was sentence to 65 years in prison (which only recently got reduced to 55). The unnamed police officer who fired four shots into Washington walked free and remains anonymous. Smith did not participate in the act that ended A'Donte Washington's life. Both men need their justice!" / end id ]

Please sign the petition!!!

[homunculus-argument]

It annoys me unreasonably when you want to ask people "what bird and what mammal would make the worst gryphon" as a fun thought exercise, and people with no joy and no imagination always interpret it as "a gryphon that sucks, is physically impossible, and would hate being alive", and - being predictable and lacking in imagination - always, always answer with "a hummingbird and a blue whale lol".

Like come on. Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything. Why not use a fraction of imagination and delightful whimsy. Imagine the combination of a mouse and a sparrow. That creature would be merciless, burtal, absolutely determined to get into your trash and has the power of both wings and hands to do its will. Or a crow and a cat - that thing is smart enough to fuck with people and not afraid to do it. Imagine the ungodly shriek of the noble fox-seagull, also determined to get into your trash.

A gryphon that is a combination of a kangaroo and a cassowary. The only proof we have of a loving god is the fact that those things do not exist. If hell is real, it's full of them. That thing can't fly, but it will run you down, it will kill you, and you will look stupid the whole entire time you're dying.

Why would the first thing that pops into your mind at the words "the worst gryphon" automatically be "a gryphon that hates being alive". Can you not picture a gryphon that fucking loves being alive, and has both the power and the will to make it everyone else's problem.

[concerthopperblog]

The Last Chapter of the Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar (Or How the Great Reuniting Matters to Dethklok)

Over the years, [adult swim] has given us so many incredible characters like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Primal, Rick & Morty, The Boondocks, and The Venture Brothers. But one show from [adult swim] has always been my go-to, and that show is none other than Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha’s Metalocalypse (2006-2016 / 2019- present). The band featured in Metalocalypse includes fictional members: Nathaniel Explosion – voiced by Brendon Small (vocals), Skwisgaar Skwigelf – voiced by Brendon Small (guitars), Toki Wartooth – voiced by Tommy Blacha and Mike Keneally (guitars), Pickles – voiced by Brendon Small (drums), and William Murderface voiced by Tommy Blacha (bass).

In 2013, Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha gave us the rock opera smash hit, Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera as the story picks up after the end of Metalocalypse season 4. For ten years, Dethklok had been relatively quiet with some live shows scattered around featuring creator Brendon Small (guitars/lead vocals), Gene Hoglan (drums), Pete Griffin (bass/backing vocals), and most recently Nili Brosh (guitars). Now in 2023, Dethklok has announced not only a new album (Dethalbum IV) plus a new movie closing out this epic adventure that features a companion soundtrack, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar (released theatrically on July 21, 2023/Digital and Blu-ray on August 22, 2023).

Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar was written and directed by Brendon Small. The film stars Small, Blancha, Victor Brandt (Metalocalypse), Stephen “Thundercat” Bruner (Grammy® Award-winning musician), King Diamond (King Diamond; Mercyful Fate), Mark Hamill (Batman: The Animated Series; The Machine), Kirk Hammett (Metallica), Jon Hamm (Confess, Fletch; Top Gun: Maverick), Scott Ian (Anthrax), Amy Lee (Evanescence), Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange), Juliet Mills (Passions), Laraine Newman (Saturday Night Live), Raya Yarbrough (Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem - a Klok Opera), and Livia Zita (2022 winner - Society of Voice Arts and Sciences Award). 

Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar follows the gallant rescue of Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera where brutal frontman Nathan Explosion is dealing with some extreme trauma after the band battles their former bandmate, Magnus Hammersmith to the death. To make matters worse, the fate of the world now lies in Nathan’s hands as he has been tasked to write the “Song of Salvation”. As you can guess, this task weighs heavily on humanity’s embattled protector. So much so that Nathan’s character will undertake an arduous path to redemption and rebirth as he guides his bandmates through the ultimate battle of good versus evil. As Nathan would say, it just takes him “…a long time to learn stuff”.

After being anointed the new high priest of the Church of the Black Klok in Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera, Charles Offdensen will once again use his powers of persuasion to get the band motivated to write the “Song of Salvation”. Offdensen would tell Pickles, Nathan’s “trials are yet to begin” but he must first face the fear that “engulfs” him. Nathan might be the key to the salvation of humanity, but his bandmates are also vital to the prophecy. As foretold in the ancient prophecy, the Metalocalypse is upon us and all that is good will die. No biggie, right?

Dethklok will once again face off against well-known antagonists, The Tribunal which includes Senator Stampingston, General Crozier, Vater Orlaag, and most importantly, Mr. Salacia. As in previous episodes, Mr. Salacia and The Tribunal will once again make life very hard for Dethklok in their attempt to save humanity from the impending Doomstar. Unbeknownst to the band, the “Song of Salvation” is just a part of the prophecy to save humanity. Dethklok must also find the strength to look within to find the final piece needed to defeat the Doomstar. If Dethklok fails, then they cannot stop the impending doom of the Metalocalypse and the Great Reuniting. Will Dethklok complete the “Song of Salvation” in time to save the world? Well, you will have to watch Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar to find out.

Of course, as the saga ends, one would expect to see cameos from previous characters like Dethklok’s chef Jean-Pierre and music producer extraordinaire Dick “Magic Ears” Knubbler. But the most important cameo to grace their presence was none other than the self-proclaimed “rock and roll clown”, Dr. Rockzo. This scene will go down as one of the best Dr. Rockzo montages ever seen on Metalocalypse. Overall, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar is a brilliant conclusion to the epic Metalocalypse saga that any fan of the series will instantly hail as a cult classic. I have already watched it a few times over the last weekend and even after this review is published, I will continue to watch it because it is that good. Some shows when they bring the story to an end, it feels rushed at times or maybe they do not tie up all the necessary storylines. Not Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar, this movie will leave the viewer satisfied knowing Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha were able to finish Metalocalypse as intended. Thank you, Brendon, and Tommy. Thank you for wanting to give closure to an idea that amassed dedicated fans across the globe.

On August 22, 2023, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar will be available on Blu-ray and digitally on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Google Play, Vudu, and more. Blu-ray special features will include a featurette entitled Behind the Metal Curtain. This in-depth look at the making of Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar will have interviews with show co-creator Brendon Small and his team of writers, animators, and musicians as they share their stories and experiences as they turn this [adult swim] series into its first feature film. Currently, MAX has the entire Metalocalypse series and Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera available to stream, so go get a Metalocalypse marathon going in honor of the release of the final chapter in this legendary saga.

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[lesfir]

Astarion and Vampire Supremacy. In general and in romance.

In DnD, vampires are huge supremacists. They consider themselves superior to any undead and certainly superior to mortals. All mortals are cattle to vampires.

In Baldur's Gate 3, this trait is also present in vampire culture.

In Astarion there seems to be almost no such things… Or they are not emphasised - as I think they are. In my opinion we should have explored his different traits.

Vampire Supremacy is one of them.

Astarion was an Upper City noble and the chances that he wasn't arrogant towards the "lower classes" are very low. Zero for me. So he was already familiar with supremacism very well. Add to that the loss of his status and the hierarchy of the coven in which he became a slave. That's something.

We barely have conversations with Astarion about vampire culture: what does it mean to be in "vampire coven"? How vampires relate to the mortal world? And what does he like about the vampire world? It's more shadowy moments.

Here I found a few.

Part 1. Details in the story.

EA 9 patch, Act 1 - the grove, after killing Nettie. It's one of those cut out scenes with little companion comments and reduced to a one line or remade. Shadowheart had it too :< Now:

Act 2 - after killing the strange ox. Act 3 - Astarion as Lord says his stuff :D

This word: "spook" cattle/sheep... It's same edge of his character.

In Act 1, you'd think he thinks all "weak" people are sheep. That's true, too. Nettie has lost, she's dead and she's a sheep, but somewhere around here in the grove there will be a hunter for him and Tav - they have to go.

In Act 3, the path of evil, Astarion demonstrates this line deeper and more vividly. In Act 2, it still sounds like something funny, comical. Yes, yes chickens, oxen and people. But these are food animals - and that's not such a joke to Astarion.

To put it in perspective in Act 1 all his companions is a snack. He discusses with Tav what they would taste like. Here's the synopsis for that scene:

Synopsis: Astarion is staring at the other companions around the campfire. He's friendly and affable, but his mind is on his hunger. He starts to wonder what the others taste like, although he's MOSTLY joking. In the end he decides to remove himself, before the conversation gets too real. Mostly a joke that could become something serious.

Vampiric arrogance, predatory nature.

Vampires are clever hunters - their arrogance towards mortals comes in many forms, from food to merry carnage to lust. Basically, they use whatever gives them profit and pleasure.

He might not eat Laezel, but watching Lae and Shadowheart fight is entertainment for him.

Looks fun, but the nature of it is dark. It can be taken ironically, but he really enjoys watching brutal fighting and generally killing. It's a trait. Deserves its own post.

WYR_SmugglersCave_PAD_Suggestions He do hope. It's also relevant to mortals. Corrupt people with power are as parasitic creatures as vampires. Instead of blood, it's gold, work, and entertainment in an wicked way that damages people.

In this I notice the metaphorical nature of vampirism in Astarion's character. As an example of corruption I recall Astarion's little remark when we kill the two ogre-lovers of the barn.

The insignificance (who cares about two ogres) and again the comicality of the situation, the way Astarion smiles as he opens the barn is legendary. Kind of hides it a little bit and takes it away from the thought…

Somewhere in Baldur's Gate someone is paying gold to watch fights, and it's unlikely these fights have civilized rules. And it's doubtful that such a entertainment would only apply to ogres. The fighting pits at Baldur's Gate. Who knows if Astarion was interested in that when he was mortal. I headcanon that he was. He was extremely corrupted and it's deep in his personality.

Here is this telling facet, Astarion's interest in such burtal things, which are as much in the shadows as gremlin remarks, yet there is exactly "evil" in this one. This part of that aspect: The arrogance of the Noble and the Vampire. More points about treating people like cattle. There is a moment in Act 2 - and I have absolutely no idea where it is. SHA_Mausoleum_PAD_MakeshiftVessel Players find a vessel with a half-formed humanoid shape gestating inside and reacts accordingly. The being is just inert flesh and cannot speak. How to trigger: Interact with S_SHA_Mausoleum_MakeshiftVessel.

Where is that thing? I can't find.

In good companions, this is a cause for concern. In general the place where they found it contributes to very unpleasant thoughts. A mausoleum in the shadow lands of Sharr, where a necromancer and the chosen of Myrkul struts around. Well, Astarion too, as you can see... finds a downside. Hunting people is fun and keeps you in the spirit.

It's a good idea to check all the phrases in Astarion's Original throughout the acts. Maybe there's more.

I watched the epilogue of Lord Astarion Original and in a conversation with Minthara (hah, who else?)

And it's wild. It's literally all about the people. :D

We have a few to choose from for rpg's. And given the line about sports… I really don't think Astarion will be buying "food" very often. Or that pale arse is lazy after all and his hunt is a park in the city. And when he should be setting up his power web in the city, he's too busy for hunting.

Can you imagine him wanting to hunt and get some air, but he's got some lordish business in the halls until late in the evening.

Part 2. In Romamce.

This part departs from such direct things as blood and the predator's attitude towards people. It becomes more sensual.

I would say this trait of supremacism is slightly visible, but not over people, over mortality in a greater sense, when Astarion turns Tav: he emphasises the strength, sharpness. Better.

The morning after the turn.

He has a point. The last time he was mortal, he was killed.

Astarion as Lord does the same with God Gale Original mentioning immortality as - strength, lack of illness and youthfulness. love this one

His vampiric arrogance over Tav perhaps visible only in the first act. He didn't really care. Tav became his fun, his lust, and his way to survive. Then Tav is the first person to care about him in dozens and dozens of years of slavery. "Blood bags" and such are a bit of dark humour, so it might have been true in another life, but he and Tav are far from it, they're the first person he's cared for in decades of loneliness. His perception of mortality as something that makes a person more vulnerable is his trigger (among others) for turning Tav into a his kind. But since he's not in such a hurry in the end of mortal Tav, I'm guessing: it's his euphoric state after the ritual, where his spire for the castle of vampire happiness is to be with Tav forever. He chillin' about it, afterward. Tav's immortality is a nice thing he'd like, but okay it can wait. So. Tav... they're special. The two of them are special. Astarion elevates Tav and himself above the others. We are Better.

Camp. Vampire ambush.

When the camp is ambushed by spawns. If Tav proposes the idea that the world is actually a wonderful place that can accept him - he argues with them. But approves of all three different reactions. Also then Astarion says the word "forever" in regards to their relationship, to Tav.

This "forever" part is deep in Astarion. According to the artbook (The artbook is EA era, which is still sold with the game though, and the story doesn't contradict anything) So according to the artbook Astarion was obsessed with eternal life, forever youth, forever being. It extends to his feelings - it's needed forever. It's very sensual, but also very greedy and… painfully understandable - it's such a simple feeling to make something nice continue for as long as possible.

If Tav is on the same page as Astarion and tends towards the "only loved ones matter, we're special" mindset. You'd think it was his trick-manipulation to perform a ritual, praise Tav for supporting his idea of supremacism and get what he so reasonably needs. He's certainly glad that Tav has similar ideas to him, and he'll definitely support that. It doesn't depend on his goals still - his "we are better" is very direct and deep in his personality.

Italicized. Here we are. That's one of the key thoughts in his character. That's the focus. This trait is further seen in Astarion as Lord - he says "We", "Ours". The man even says it in Latin. Aeterna amantes.

New in patch 7, takeover of the Absolute:

This part is already moving away from vampirism. This one is very layered. We are because he finally found someone he can trust. We are because we are parts fated to complete each other. We are because he's not alone in the world anymore.

Along with vampirism, his Noble Lord status plays a role here again. We are the mighty, above and we rule.

It's an easy and very simple fit to vampirism - we are better and we are forever.

He's also incredibly proud of himself, that he can give something to Tav, can protect them. He's been under Tav's protection the whole journey. Undead outcaster in Faerun, they regard mortals as cattle, and mortals regard them as monsters. That's why there are monster hunters. Vampire spawn he was allowed to stay in the group and he was dependent, he couldn't be a leader. In the romance he felt he had nothing to give, he was getting Tav into trouble with a powerful true vampire. He was counting the seconds until they finally decided to leave him…

In the romance, vampirism plays into the fact that Astarion is very much immersed in thoughts of eternity together. This emotionally intense and fragile moment: "I don't want to lose anything", comes from the very moment he lost: his status, the sun, his life. Not gonna happen again. Vampirism in the romance have fun one too: -- wealth - these two literally wear the most expensive clothes on the Sword Coast. -- shared powers - he is going to be in charge -- fights and challenge is for Tav- warrior, Astarion likes to spill some blood -- pleasure - of various kinds, from bed to blood.

The end result is an amalgamation of his: -- his personality with, well, a pretty intense dark triad. I would say character image instead of personality. Because the personality is itself. But the character will always submit to the idea - recall that his core is a balance of evil and fun. And evil in DnD is eogism, immorality, narcissism, harming others for fun and personal goals and all that. These dark parts in irl personality can spoil the balance. That's why psychology is for people. Not for characters who will eventually never go against their core. (even if all psychology reference books say otherwise). -- vampirism - the desire for blood and a predatory attitude -- desire for status and power as noble -- force as magic -- forever -- and share it all with love A little bonus at the end. Animation 3 patch. Subtle process.

This scene is much improved in colours in patch 7. But I still like the original faces. He looks so much like a fox >:3

[starless-nightz]

SHAKES YOU AGGRESSIVELY

Could I request Intersex Jane Doe x Cat! Thiren reader? Sorry for the thiren reader asks I really like characters with animal features (I was the one who requested the intersex Zhu Yuan x Rabbit! Thiren reader! I loved it btw, tysm for doing it!!)

Maybe just Jane Doe overstimulating the reader by cumming inside her over and over again? And Jane's tail interlocking with the readers tail as a way to comfort her (HAHSGRJBF sorry I just really like women breeding me😓)

Intersex! Jane Doe overstimulating her fem! cat thiren! S/O

note -> I'm glad you liked the Zhu Yuan one! I hope you like this one too :3

warnings -> NSFW WRITTEN BY A MINOR!!

content includes -> overstimulation, breeding kink, hickeys/bite marks, short.

Jane just loves to hear the little moans and whimpers coming out of your mouth as she fucks you from behind, your neck and shoulders covered in hickeys and bite marks, your fluffy ears flopped down as your claws tore into the bed sheets, ripping them

She doesnt know how many times she came in you, filling you up over and over as a punishment for making her jealous, wanting to claim you and fill you up with your own kittens, her tail interlocked with yours as a way of comfort as she fucked you at a burtal pace until she thrusted into you one last time, burying her cock in you as she came, making you whimper

Jane would grin ear to eat as she turned you around, her cock still deep inside of you, your tear-stained face red from all the crying, kissing you on the forehead and calling you a good girl as she pulled out, watching as the cum poured out of your abused cunt

[dolliestfairy]

Кᥱᥱ⍴ Y᥆ᥙ Ѕᥲ𝖿ᥱ ୨୧ ٬ ࣪ . ، ₊ ˖  ་ ݁٬ ࣪ ، ִ ۫

Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers fanfic with chubby!fem!reader ଘ(੭´ ꒫`)੭

ཐིiཋྀ A/N : sorry for the break, i was run out of ideas and even if i had some ideas, idk which fandom should i choose so i really really conflicted about it.

ཐིiཋྀ Warning : Bullet Mark, Extreme Violence (not towards reader). reader almost getting gangr4ped (not by the slasher) kidnapping (i think..) stalking in jason part. Murdering, Massacre And yeah thats it. Reader skin color is not Announced

ʚဗီူɞ Jason Voorhees

• first time he see you at the crystal lake with your so called companion. he see you wandering alone confused and scared only to find out later that your friend has left you alone in the crystal lake.

• he felt emphaty however. so he goes after your friend group and killed them.

• after he slaughter your friends he goes back to you. he sees you from direction where you can see him to make sure you didnt run.

• he approach very very slowly but since he's a quite heavy and big guy, his foot step is also heavy which makes you look around at the direction he's in.

• when you see him you.. stunned.. with a freezing expression only to be melt when you see jason covered his face with his big arms so you couldnt see his face and you wouldnt run away from him.

• you see blood covering him and his weapon he's carrying, so you assumed that this guy probably killed your friend which is true.

• but you also see a bullet mark on his neck and you insist him to go to the camp so you can heal him and he accept.

• after you healed his bullet mark on his neck, he ask you to hand a small book and a pen that was placed behind you. you take the book and the pen and you see he's writing something for you.

• he handed you a shattered paper with a writing that says "stay"

• you look at him after seeing the paper only to find a big dangerous male trying to not look at you. he must say that he's very thankful because his mask covered his pinkish cheeks.

• its only getting redder when he sees you nood at him. he swear on his mother thumb he would never leave you in danger like your shitty companion do.

ʚဗီူɞ Michael Myers

• meeting you when he was still in the asylum. you were one of the nurse that were brave enough to take care of him.

• he would rather die than admitting this but he really love how soft you are. you look really fragile.

• he love but he also hate how you were so gentle with him. he love being showered with your gentle and affectionate touch but he also hate to thinks that the reason you were doing this because you thought he was weak.

• one day in the asylum, 3 men workers have a bad bad intention to you. you were trapped in a small room, it was almost midnight and its time for you to go home, but this bastard was trapped you inside and one of them start unlocking the door to get inside with you.

• you were trying to run, but those 3 men were strong as well more than you could handle. your mind start shattering when they were trying to strip you to get naked.

• you know whats about to happen. you were gonna get used by these motherfucker.

• behind them, you see Michael seeing you. you at that time was crying and michael only stood there. when one of them want to close the door and lock it, michaels hand quickly grab the mans neck and literally crush it with such an ease.

• one has down, two more left. you at that time were half naked and you see how burtal and horrifying Michael Myers can be. Michael pushed one of the mans head and threw it against the wall repeatedly until the mans face bloody. the one left trying to run but Michael quickly grabbed the mans leg and quickly throw him outside the window. you were at the 3nd floor you assumed that poor yet bastardize man was nowhere alive.

• michael look down at you and grab your waist and take you to somewhere else. somewhere far from the asylum.

• you woke up in a small room in some place you didnt know, you see Michael literally sitting beside you with his stoic expression. you were kind of terrifying seeing his expression but after you remembered what happened last night you were kind of relief.

• you grab his harsh hand softly and you look at him in the eyes and says "Thank you Michael." you see his darken eyes kind of lightened up a bit with some spark and you see his little tiny smile coming.

• you smiled at him and hug him soflty, when you two were hugging you felt your back was crushed and when you look back you see Michael big hands grabbing back at your back and you see his tensed muscles relaxing at your hugged.

• Michael, Silently promising to you that he will never let anything bad like that happen to you again. if someone dared enough to do it with you, Michael with no doubt will Disembowel them Alive. end of the story.

[werewolfwriter323]

Happy Burtal Pipe Murder Day!

Here's to the Death Day of Jurgen Mother Fucking Litner, may he remain dead for all eternity.

(*Honestly I think it's the funniest fucking thing to celebrate this 😅)

Anyhow, in honor of this day I made a very lazy meme, I haven't had time to draw lately.

I decided to use this Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, template, because it I thought it fit well, also I also happen to be a fan of JJBA as well as TMA.

On that note, here's some bonus memes I made.

The MAG 160 Statement

MAG 197

That's all I've got for now, I definitely plan to make more JJBA X TMA memes in the future, hopefully with more effort. As there is no shortage of JJBA memes and moments that could be edited for TMA.

[radiodust-heart]

Idk why, i love the idea of angel being kind of butch. Like is a handy man who can wheld, work with wood, knows how to fix plumbing and can build anything with material and some basic tools. Doesnt mind getting dirty or covered in stuff. It'll wash off anyway amd hes not wearing anything fancy so who cares about his cloths.

While Alastor is kind of prisy. He doesnt like dirt on the top of his shoes or spills on his cloths. The tears in his jacket are delebrate and he will throw a hissy fit if his outfit is at all damaged. Despite his burtality he would like to be informed if things are gonna get messy so he can prepare. Nothing annoyes him more then ruining his suit.

Alastor has a lot of skills but he has handy men on beck an call to take care of the work for him. Fixing what needs to be fixed and if he was so inclined he even had a house keeper when needed. Not that he cant pick up after himself. Actually the one thing hes really good at in terms of hand on skills is cooking. But he also has am apron for this skill so he doesnt ruin his button up

[legacyshenanigans]

My drabble Queen! (｡• ᵕ •｡) 💚💕

May I request a rare Ominis / Marvolo brother moment, where they work together to prank their Mothers friend, Lucilla? 😄

Hahaha I love that Kiwi! 🤣🤣 I'll do the conversation they have about it 😊💚

Simply wicked💚

Marvolo: *sits down in the corner next to Ominis at a party event* That vile women is here again *rolls his eyes*

Ominis: Lucilla? Yes..Urgh..I can hear her cackling from a mile away..

Marvolo: If I have to spend another moment with her pinching my cheeks and calling me handsome ill simply die, and im not talking about the cheeks on my face....Well..I mean..She's not wrong about the handsome part..But still *frowns*

Ominis: Well...We could have some fun? *raises a brow

Marvolo: *raises a brow, a playful smile on his face* Fun? You? *chuckles*

Ominis: *chuckles* oh shut up..We could jinx her? Maybe slip something into her drink? *playful grin*

Marvolo: *soft gasp* Ominis *wide grin* You're simply wicked, very rare, I love it *chuckles*

Ominis: No, YOU'RE simply wicked..I can just be very encourageable *small giggle* you'll be the one doing it *smirks*

Marvolo: I fear any jinx's I may know are on the more burtal side..Do we want to hurt this women? Or do we want to just toy with her?

Ominis: Oh good lord, toy, definitely toy. Were not monsters.

Marvolo: Well..*smirks*

Ominis: .....Ok, I'M not a monster.

Marvolo: Then what are we doing? Brother *wicked excited grin*

Ominis: *wicked little grin* Come to the kitchen with me, we shall discuss it further *chuckles*

Marvolo: *rubs his hands together in excitement for their little prank*

~

[flightdale]

Introducing Ultimate Man from our production partner, is update of Master Officer who like to play dirty and wild which is occasionally burtal and painful also can get predatory when tracking targets but generally Ultra Professional and extremely Noble Gentleman that's very cool calm and relaxed in public then sensitive highly flexible smooth and charming behind closed doors, His targets became Academy recruits since requirements are for adult men age 20+ who are handsome and well built muscular, Ultimate is highly skilled experienced high ranked police officer so knows how to push limits of law since some of his interrogative techniques could seem bit extreme, We allow him fair bit of independence to complete assigned missions given is quite intelligent to make own field decisions and on finding target is direct logical in cold efficient way being extremely powerful can overpower any one easily in complaint position and preparing for injection, Ultimate forcibly rams his bulge into recruit's butt before deploying giant pulsating cock to go deep inside the recruit (actually it does not matter to soldier if uses butt or mouth as result is same) then releases massive load of liquid causing all human organs to shutdown ending with brain, At same time was doing butt action is kissing licking recruit's face with his long tongue then used pair of fangs in upper jaw to make large bite in recruit's right side neck where puts control chip which would clip onto spiral cord and wait for instructions, Ultimate would remove his cock to flip over recruit so can put finger into belly button and shot electric charge into recruit's body to start chip then recruit's eyes open with blue glow (like his) and say Yes Sir On Duty, They return to Police Station with recruit in cell and Ultimate go to reload point where connected his bulge to device which look like what used to milk cow so can fill up new load for next target also would not go to Academy immediately since want to have some fun with recruit due to highly strung hyper sex drive and strong urges

[rollinouttahere-writes]

Are there any pirate crews where two people are romantic Yanderes for Lucky? Like on Whitebeard’s crew are Marco and Izo arguing over who Lucky would end up with?? (Ace is winding up a BURTAL fire punch cause that’s his sister damn it!!!) (Whitebeard doesn’t care who she ends up with he’ll just be happy if his new daughter Lucky is on his crew!)

Or like on the Kid pirates is Kid thirsting over Lucky while Killer is silently pinning for Lucky while silently planning his wedding to her like this?

I need to know if she creates problems on ships!!!

Oh she causes all kinds of drama lmao

Not so much with the Whitebeard's though. I plan on keeping all of them strictly platonic because I'm a sucker for found family and don't want to throw in a romantic relationship with any of them. There could still be some drama if they started to think she had a favorite sibling.

I am considering having a poly thing going on with Lucky, Kid, and Killer. I think that while they may disagree on how to approach Lucky at points, they could for the most part work together. Plus I think Killer would make a good buffer for Kid, he can translate his tsundere nonsense for Lucky. I don't have a solid reason for them being poly yet beyond I saw Killer's arms once and my brain left the building, but I've built more off of less.

I'm so down bad for Killer that it's embarrassing at this point. It's like Oda tailor made him to suit my preferences. He's got long blonde hair, a beard, his arms could snap me in half, he's got a cool mask, we both like to cook, AND we're both insecure about our face and laugh??? We're basically soulmates

[livingproofoftbd]

post this show ur followers who u really are

I SAID I WAS SORRY :((( would you rather have a friend be burtally honest or a liar 😞

[rqgender]

Here me out : Today's gender is *sounds of extended burtal pipe murder*

Good suggestion! So good, in fact, that it was the 40th gender on this account! 😂