#bunker jonesy

[generallyverystupid]

stupid fortnite art

[fortnitey]

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peely and bunker jonesy are getting divorced 😢 (source)

[nolan-chance-fortnite]

JONESY TIER LIST

Not including fully masked guys such as Crackshot or Rust Lord since it can't be noticed at first glance its the man, so. Yeah. Either way this is my ranking and I make the sweet sweet rules!

TIER 1: Aspire to be him

Agent Jones: That guy is winning in life!! Man, teach me all you know!

The first: You can be my number one, baby!

The one of the jail: Man, those arms! I need your rutine!

Vengeance: He's cool looking, you're rocking that stubble! Rock me!

The second: Simple, soft

Taxi guy and Snake guy: YOUR ARMS, GUYS!!! Take me to the gym with you!

Wrecker: Ok my man you're losing your biceps

Tracksuit: IDK he looks comfy!

Cozy: I want to drink cocoa and hug you while staring at the fireplace of our country house, baby

Karate: Yeah I can take him

Assault: Dark hair fits you well! Those eyebrows are scary tho

Green FNCS: Evil, I like him

Devast something: Also evil, but ARMS. Brunet, yeah!

Captain Jonesy: I need to know you a bit better but DAMN BOI THAT ASS IS FINEE

TIER 2: Yeah yeah

Human med kit: Hold me in your arms, cure me, save me!

Sun tan: Take me to the beach and make me happy!

Funny hat: Funny hat

Grill guy: Oh my god fill me, fill me with your sweet sweet meat, I need your buns, your lettuce, your tomatoes, fries and onion rings! Everything! With extra mustard please!!

Scubba: Nice beard man!

Yellow default: I guess he's nice

Futurist googles: mmm yeah hes cool too!

American: A bit more evil brunet

Red cozy: Funny hat! We're not getting a country house tho

Cowboy hat: Ride me, baby!

IDK how to describe those two: idk what to say about you but you are cool

Ammo guy: Yessirr! Just tell me what to do!

Artic: Reminds me of my kid from another universe lol

Fair play??: Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Slugger: Not related with slugs but nice i guess

Noir: Moustache, manly, I like it!

Aviator: I want your jacket!!

Another Scubba: Yeah you look better without beard!

Gamer or something: Mmmmm armsss youre making me jealous guys

TIER 3: Cool

Cow: MY BUDDY COW YEAH BABY!

Mullet: You and I would rock the discos!

Elf: 👉👉

Thief: Wanna team up!?

Astronaut: Take me to the mooooooon!!

Rex: Rawww! Mud fight, grrrr!

Red guy: No contaba con tu astucia, amigo!

Another mexican: You look gay af

Reindeer: Kinky as heck

TIER 4: Ehhhh

Christmas tree: I hate you, I've seen you harrasing me, you're a cheater! That's not fair!!

Bunker: Give him therapy!!!

Shark: Midas' favorite guy

Whats that thing?: No Seriously what's that thing?

Castaway: One word: Aloe

Clown: All cool things to be in life and you choose to be the laughingstock 

Three statues: Oh boy, so hard, SO HARD!

TIER 5: Pass

Skull trooper: I simply don't

Skull face paint: Ehhhh you couldn't afford the full mask?

Dark: Evil ugly shade of liliac

Evil rex: No fight with you, I'd run

Christmas skull: Dude sure loves that movie. You all know which one I'm talking about

Pirate: Eh... Ok???

Punk: Let's Rock!! Or, let's punk? IDK your head looks weird

Flamingo: How many shrimps do you have to eat?

Toy: another freaking camper!

Metal: This one... I don't know, he's so strange

What is that: What's that?! Really why are those so werid?

Slurp: What is THAT?! Made of jelly or what?!

Zombie: Huh, not a husk? Funny

Fat: Smelly and sweaty for sure, pass

Noir in brown: You don't even look like him! Go away!!!

[faint-kitten]

So about Solid Snake being in Fortnite...

by Faint_Kitten

I got into Fortnite in December 2023 for the first time. I just unlocked Snake and I have so many thoughts on it I can't completely break them all down. But I think I've done my best.

But the #1 thing I think I want everyone to know is: Despite shaving off his ass. Despite being artistically bankrupt and pushed out by Konami and Epic as a means to make money and promote the MGS Vol 2 collection.

Despite artistically, and Narratively being antithetical to Metal Gear Solid…

Snake being in Fortnite feels mechanically and tonally consistent with his legacy.

There is so much inherent "Kojima" in Metal Gear Solid. This weird blend of hyper realism, mixed with anime siliness, mixed with philosophy mixed with trying way too hard to be sombre while also mechanically being silly and then you spin around three times to puke, or Johnny does a big poop fart and all of it adds to the weird just Kojima-esque nature of the series. It extends to the love, the fandom and the humor around Metal Gear Solid. So many memes around Snake, between fan art, in jokes, and original Animations and gifs that it doesn't feel THAT weird to see him do like a...Naruto Run emote. So much of Metal Gear Solid* was a very serious drama taking place in a game that mechanically is silly and lets you do goofy shit and has elaborate bro fist handshakes played deadly serious. And Fortnite is a game where you have these characters doing goofy shit that doesn't mesh with who they are or the universe they came from all the fucking time.

You also have to realize the Battle Royale mode has big locations full of NPC's and Bosses you can kill for loot.

The "narrative" as it is of Fortnite Chapter 5: Season 1 is (near as I can tell) that Peely the Banana has been kidnapped by the Society (who serve as the current skins for this season and AI controlled bosses and NPC's on locations of the map.) And the map is littered with their fortresses with Jonesy (I guess the main character?) Going up against them to get his friend back. Which means there are a handful of locations in the current Fortnite Map that are just Boss bases. These are bunkers, and huge mansions and little outposts that you have to be careful around because once they know you're there they will just start spawning endless enemies to try and kill you, and the attention WILL draw enemy players. So you're shooting out cameras for XP and to keep them from beeping, avoiding turrets to keep from alerting guards and keep them from chewing up your health.

Guards already had the "?" and "!" system for showing if they detected you, despite having no inherent stealth mechanics in the game or any intention of introducing MGS. They didn't do this FOR an MGS tie in. There are recruitable companions and they can't speak so a way for players and enemies to detect if their companion "senses" an enemy player is to use the "?" and "!" system. While it doesn't mean that much without him. This is very clearly taken from Metal Gear, and as a result the alert system feels very natural around Snake.

In game modes where you have teams of two three or Four players, you get downed like Gears of War or Apex, and have to be revived. You can crawl and move. But players who are on their feet can pick you up and sling you over their back, or even yeet you to safety.

Enemy Players can do this too.

When I play Team modes by myself (I am alone, everyone else is in a team) I frequently pick enemies who wandered off of their pack and pick them off, tossing them somewhere their team mates can't get to or won't find them specifically to draw them in to their rescue.

Additionally there IS wildlife to hunt: Chickens, Frogs and Fish which give you medium effect healing items.

The game has items you can put on to "disguise yourself" like bushes, or snowmen during christmas that work EXACTLY like the card board boxes in MGS (though it's debatable if players are convinced by anything but the bush)

All of this was going on BEFORE Snake was unlockable. (I don't know if the camera's and bosses stuff existed before this season)

Which means that MECHANICALLY. Snake doesn't feel out of place at all in Fortnite.

It's super weird when a Xenomorph, or Spiderman, or a Ninja Turtle, or Goku, or a teen from My hero Academia, or Eleven from stranger things comes in and starts mowing people down with an assault rifle. The disconnect is part of the charm for better or worse, and it's both amusing and horrifyingly upsetting when you think about these characters sold as nothing but IP to get rich off of being so taken out of context from their character's intended art, themes and meaning.

It's just weird to see bright bubbly Mina from My Hero shooting people dead. Spiderman doesn't kill people, that's the Punisher, it's fucking weird to have Spiderman just gunning people down, if you get my gist.

It's super fucking weird to see these characters handle a fire arm and move around in a shooter. They feel less like themselves and more like what they are: A skin of a popular thing, plugged into a world to please fans and rake in money. It's fucking weird to see Spider-man holding a firearm.

It is NOT weird to watch Solid Snake do it. As a result of this, Snake kind of slips into the absurd world of Fortnite rather well.

It feels kind of cool strip snake of all like falling trail effects and just watch him super-hero sky dive toward a giant compound full of NPC's and land on the roof (It looks cooler in the dead of night but I didn't get a screenshot of it)

It's not weird to experience Snake in Fortnite's world handling Fortnite's mechanics. Because so many of the mechanics and the tone feels distinctly normal for Metal Gear Solid. This is not the first time Snake has been pawned out as a mascott to other properties.

It's weird as hell to watch Kratos blow a car up with a rocket launcher. That is not a part of his world, you see. It's NOT weird to watch Snake fire an RPG at anything. It's not weird to watch Snake do a bulk of the things he can do in Fortnite.

It's not weird to watch Snake run around a forest and shoot a frog or hunt a chicken for it's meat because we've played Snake Eater

It's not weird to hide in a bush as Snake:

It's not weird to watch snake shoot someone or Reload a fire-arm. The Snowy Mountains bases, the outposts, the big mansions and small cities the open world all feel like places Snake has been at home in, from Shadow Moses, to the Middle East, it's not unusual to see Snake* surrounded by girders and steps and concrete and cabins and tents and forrests etc. It's not weird to watch Snake pick someone up who's downed and carry them over his shoulder, or chuck them into a closet: We've seen this in MGS V: The Phantom Pain. Metal Gear Solid kind of invented a lot of these mechanics.

There isn't that much about Snake in the following footage seems out of place for Metal Gear Solid:

Snake doesn't feel out of place in fortnite. It might feel sacriligious for the biggest thing in gaming adding snake (with no cheeks I might add) to it's roster to be eyerolling or cringe. But Snake doesn't feel "too good" for fortnite. But he also doesn't feel like a total shill in fortnite either. A lot of the gear and missions and challengees to unlock him felt like a someone was asked to put together activities at a Metal Gear Solid themed birthday party (Use hiding spots. Shoot out 2 cameras. Fire an RPG, shoot silenced weapons, uses the disguise mechanics, travel in the disguise items. hack Trains or Vaults) the Emote could have easily been just the alert noise over Snake's head, but they put it on a freaking stick, Wile E Coyote style.

There's a weird Fortnite blend of "Lets make something as cheaply as possible in some places and yet give some things the love and attention that comes from making 5billion in revenue a year affords you." that shows up in everything they do. And they clearly put a lot more effort into this promotion than they did the Family guy stuff (not that I care one way or the other about Family guy I'm just calling it like I see it.) To be honest Snake has been shilled out to so many other games for cross promotion over the years this is hardly his first.

Snake has been blended with many things like Ape Escape, Smash Bros, and Monster Hunter. Seeing him along other games and even other characteres not of MGS's worldbuilding doesn't feel that odd. Snake has kind of left his "world" behind many times. Which is...kind of in keeping with Snake being this cipher? This character the player slips on. Snake is a character an icon but he's also this THING puppeted by us. A lot of games work to break this illusion to make us forget we're not Kratos, or We're not Nathan Drake but ever since Metal Gear Solid 1 Kojima's writing has been pretty clear there's "something" that drives snake. Not motivationally, but literally piloting him giving him what he needed to succeed (us). To put it simply. Snake has always been a bit Meta as a character. And it's hard to see liscenced characters (sold for up to 15 dollars a pop) as themselves when we're piloting them telling them to drink slurp juice out of jars, or swing a pickaxe or or sing "The Real Slim Shady" or do cutesy Jpop dances. All of this is to say, having played MGS 1 through TPP: nothing about this gameplay feels that out of character for Metal Gear aside from the cartoony art style. The look and feel of Fortnite naturally lends itself to having Snake as a Playable character in it. Narratively, Thematically, Fortnite is almost antithetical to Metal Gear Solid. But tonally, and mechanically, it feels in keeping with the series.

Part of this is just the fact that Kojima's games have always been ahead of the curve when it comes to what you can do in gameplay and so many of these things were adopted by gaming later that slotting Snake back into mechanics his games inspired just doesn't feel disjointed. So many games have copied Metal Gear Solid over the years and became main stream. MGS has also had it's own unique air owing to both Kojima's own unique style and the weirdness/humor brought about as the game tries very seriously to balance it's story and themes against poop jokes, and mechanics that are often very silly but very fun and a total detachment from the poe faced somberness snake goes for or is possibly trying to mock. This, overall is a chunk of what makes metal gear feel like metal gear. The mechanics of Fortnite feel eerily comparable to the mechanics of later Metal Gear games (especially MGS V) .

And the tonal disconnect between what Metal Gear games are doing as a plot, and the inherent nonsense the mechanics provide contrasting it, have always been a part of MGS and it's charm, and that's kind of what makes Fortnite the thing it is today? You have a very serious plot about war and the military and a gravely voiced man and then in the corner a Vampire man does a big dance, and large bi-pedal mechs moo like cows. It's why any time any popular thing is announced in fortnite it kind of becomes a joke. Very serious Rapper Eminem is in Fortnite, and has his personal OC Slim Shady as a playable skin, and he's shoving his hand in Pinata's and chugging slurp juice, it's kind of weird to see someone who takes themself so seriously dancing at the whims of whoever controls him. But that's been a core part of Metal Gear and the Metal Gear Solid Franchise, and the fandom forever. I dunno. I'm not trying to defend the fact that Fortnite is a center for companies to strip their IP of all love and meaning and sell it to us as pure nostalgia and profit. I'm just trying to say I was surprised by how weirdly normal (and to be honest kind fun) it felt to run around RPing Solid Snake in fortnite and I've been at it all day. As someone who originally didn't care one way or the other, and felt kind of cynical about such a beloved character being absorbed into this mess: I'm kinda glad he's here now.

*I know Snake and Big Boss (and by extension Venom/Punished Snake/Boss) are all different characters. But for the sake of this discussion I dipped in and out of talking about Solid Snake and "Snake" (any) as a whole in Metal Gear as a whole

[wildcard777]

agent jones as a person dealing with all of these goofy ass snapshots of himself is one of my favorite things. like i imagine him in his hayday breaking in and out of the loop and coming to the joneses n seeing a banner that says "WELCOME BACK WHORE". jonesy the first painted the R in whore backwards and no one corrected him. mullet marauder just does a crane kick and goes on about his day. agent jones doesn't go home to a cishet wife and kids he shows up at his gay little treefort of fools and has to stop bunker jones from eating sticks of butter or something

[aztr0punk]

i think i read somewhere that kado straight up stole bunker jonesy

[dreamystarcroc]

My dad plays fortnite and has a massive beef with Peely. Little does he know, I know the lore. His favorite skin (bunker jonesy) cannibalized Peely for survival.

Just think it's funny

[fortnite-ao3feed]

blooming bunker

by Anonymous

“No! No, you can’t—I can’t do this to you.”

Peely stares back at him, eyes pleading for something Jonesy simply can’t give. He paces back and forth, forcing his gaze to not linger on the blender next to him.

“I’m not making a smoothie out of you,” Jonesy says, and it’s fucking crazy he has to spell it out for Peely.

Words: 353, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Fortnite (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jonesy (Fortnite), Agent Peely (Fortnite)

Relationships: Jonesy (Fortnite)/Agent Peely (Fortnite)

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Temporary Character Death, Established Relationship, fortnite bunker trailer

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46181764

[14-days-of-fortnite-cheatre]

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[14-days-of-fortnite-cheat9y]

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💾 ►►► DOWNLOAD FILE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 You can use our 14 days of Fortnite cheat sheet to help you on your way too, so read on to find out how to complete each one. Jul 12, - The 14 Days of Summer Day 1 challenge and reward just went live. The first challenge is “Dance at different beach parties (6)”. Is there a convenient place to find a cheat sheet to the 14 days of fortnite challenges? whenever i google them i just find clickbait 'Tis the season to play Fortnite and complete the Fortnite Winterfest challenges. In this Fortnite Winterfest challenges cheat sheet, we'll let you in on. 9 New challenges have been added to Fortnite, which are called 14 Days of Summer. For completing all the tasks of 14 Days of Summer Challenges, you can get a cocktail, which reclusive Jonesy held in his hands when leaving the bunker. An excellent souvenir in memory of season 9! Below you can find passages links for each challenge. Each of them is described and has cheat sheets and tips. Summer through the eyes of Epic Games looks just like the eyes of an ordinary person, except that the beach can be at absolutely any point, the balls are huge and the umbrellas are bouncy. Also, do not forget about the launch of fireworks, water ball throws and the search for unicorns. This is a summer of dreams, which should first be tested in Fortnite, and later sent to the sea in search of a unicorn and flying snowboards. September 21, August 27, June 7, Fortnite fish collection book Season 3 Chapter 3 — all fish and where to find them. What Fortnite Season is it now? All Fortnite Seasons by date. All characters and bosses in Fortnite Season 3 Chapter 3. Skip to content News. Search for:. Last Skins. Guides Fortnite fish collection book Season 3 Chapter 3 — all fish and where to find them 22 Jul, Guides What Fortnite Season is it now? All Fortnite Seasons by date 7 Jun,

[fortnitephotoseries]

[lemon-3ds]

Thinkin about that one fortnite season where Jonesy eats Peely

[triplethreatt]

How Peely came to be.

[sepiiarecord]

The future is yours!

[wildcard777]

obsessed w the the jonesy tierlist i made where bunker, relaxed fit, and castaway i put under 'these are wizards' so now when we drop fort jonesy and we don't see jonesy the first our whole trio goes "oh my fucking god, wizard,"

[itsthemysterykids]

Coraline: "Mabel!! You better let us out of here!!" Mabel, locking the door to the underground bunker: "What do you mean?" Wybie: "Mabel!!"

Mabel: Not until you tell Wybie what needs to be said, Coraline!

Wybie: Jonesy, please just say what Mabel wants to hear!

Coraline: NEVER!

Wybie: You’re so stubborn!

Coraline: You know you like it!