#stewie

[haveihitanerve]

Cheevo and Stewie because I didn't think much about them but then Tom said smth during the live afterwards and fuckin hell i don't even remember what he said anymore but argh now these side characters are the main characters in my head and-

Stewie and Cheevo because Cheevo’s an excited puppy dog who just does what he enjoys and gets to do it with his best friend and is having a grand old time all around and Stewie who is going through an existential crisis and anxious and grasping at straws and trying to find meaning in his life- and maybe he doesn't have it but maybe Cheevo is his anchor to earth and the reason he keeps going and Cheevo provides that need for contact that grounding support and makes Stewie laugh and their cubicles are right next to each other- albeit in a bad location and Cheevo probably chose to do that and Stewie didn't have the heart to say no and followed him anyway even though he’s right next to the door and inside the kitchen and Stewie accidentally ruins Cheevo’s innocence with his thoughts but the reversal of roles allows him to confirm his own potential and strength and reaffirm himself by affirming Cheevo and they’re more than colleagues and they’ll “find out together” no matter what and they judge people together and are uncomfortable together and even when Cheevo starts to regret his choices when the zombie enters- he never once before felt regret for it because Stewie never made him feel about about it, and Stewie protects Cheevo and calms him down and is willing to confront people for him and Stewie moves to defend Cheevo the second the zombie starts advancing because he’s not sure whats going on yet but he doesn't like it and then beats the everloving shit out of the undead man because he dared to hurt his friend but he didn't let Cheevo die- he couldn't and against his will kept him alive and built him into the radiotower where they worked because Cheevo put the numbers in and then they were there and he loved spreadsheets and even though he’s dangerous and infected Stewie cant kick him out of his city that he builds to protect against zombies and stop anyone from ever having to go through his pain and Stewie is so grief stricken and paranoid that he never lets anyone leave his city because to leave is to get hurt- hurt like Cheevo and he cant even remember his own name he just knows Cheevo and he cant let them out cant let them get hurt cant have another Cheevo- and he makes Cheevo able to communicate with anyone and anything and everywhere because Cheevo should be able to talk to other people, Cheevo should be free of Stewie and he should be allowed to spread his goodness to the world but he cant because Stewie wasn't fast enough, he wasn't good enough he wasn't suspicious enough to stop the zombie and- when Mike and his dad find Cheevo Stewie immediately walks between them and goes to Cheevo because no one is allowed to get near Cheevo again not again not again not again- and Cheevo is still good and pure and everything Stewie’s not and he offers more room, more solutions and it breaks Stewie to go against his friend to be the “bad guy” but he cant risk any more he cant lose anymore he’s already lost Cheevo once and-

And Stewie apologizes to Cheevo before he moves to make him broadcast the city is destroyed. And when Stewie’s throat get slit Cheevo reaches for him, wants to touch him but he’s gone again and Cheevo apologizes to his friend because he didn't mean to- 

Anyway. Stewie and Cheevo. 

[serene-sky-kid]

As long as we exist, you will never march alone

I usually upload one drawing a day but I wanted to draw this before it was too late

I saw many posts saying "how sad how Stewie walks alone" But Stewie never marches alone, they always has a bunch of skykids that march with them… It reminds me of the phrase from this comic "people say that everyone is destined to find their constellation" Do you think we are Stewie's constellation? After all, Stewie is now the one who receives the new moths, perhaps they will never be so loved by many veterans and revival will not be the favorite season, but even so… I like to see every time how they makes they march on the festival and everyone follows them, moths, butterflies and veterans alike c:

[valiumbehaviour]

[feistypazzi]

Pazzi soft launch for me 💗🫂🐕

[pbnbucks]

she linked up with every lesbian she knows

[clubhoops]

Stewie + Angel at the WNBA Finals...

next stop: Unrivavled

[martinluvrr]

THE 2024 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS OF WOMENS BASKETBALL 🇺🇸🥇🦅

[iloveshuri]

angel and stewie😍😍😍

[dudja]

Gotta lotion up them elbows #RichDads #Comedy #Lotion #Elbows #Maid #Rich #FamilyGuy #stewiegriffin

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[vamptizm]

i am so delusional that i will convince myself that stewie was logged in, saw my acc and asked marta if i could be their third (also yes 5 views let’s not hehe haha)

[giffypudding]

When your friend says the thing you said not to

[connormccafferyhater]

my experience from athletes in the closet/those who came out and talked about their experience is that most of them don’t really actively lie. like if they say they have an opposite-sex partner and call someone their boyfriend/girlfriend it’s probably true. They could be confused about their sexuality and realize a lot later in their life they’re gay but they’re not doing like.. fake relationships.

like people told sue bird and diana to stay in the closet and those who know they were gay knew they were gay (so many stories in Seattle of Sue in gay clubs/bars and her friends set her up with Megan but she wasn’t out at the time to the public) but they weren’t pretending to be with a man for appearances you know?

it’s way easier to not actively engage in something (keep your private life private) than to engage but to lie about it (pretend to be straight for good PR)

this is my long-winded way of saying Caitlin’s really dating that man and does really like him and maybe she’s bisexual but it’s not like.. a fake thing for both their images lol

i’ve said i think she does like him and but i don’t think it’s romantic/she doesn’t realize it yet. breanna stewart and brittney griner have publically dated men in the past, was it to keep up an image, i’m not really sure but i doubt either of them like men. only time will tell 🤫

[opendirectories]

[pbnbucks]

please write jealous stewie omg

word count : 457

warnings : smut, jealousy, anger.

summary : breanna gets jealous when you flirt with another girl.

present :

breanna’s laying on your shared bed as she holds your hair in a makeshift pony tail while you lick the salt off of her chest, drink the shot, swallow, and grab the lime out of her sweet mouth with your teeth and squeeze the juice out of the lime into your mouth. before you can swallow the juice she stops you “open your mouth” you open your mouth wide for her and stick your tounge out as she spits in your mouth and her big hands grip your waste holding you in place. “now you can swallow”.

flashback :

you where overly drunk on the dance floor at the strip club trying to stay away from your group of friends, when a tall blonde approached you from behind, she looked as if she was on the same level of drunk as you if that was even a thing. she places her large hands on your hips as the follows your movements leading you to grind on her. her hands move their way up and down your waist begging you for more. you turn your head to see breanna’s mugging you and the girl. you still haven’t talked to her since the arguement in the car about her not giving you enough attention and leaving you alone while shes on the road with her games. you smile at the thought, feeling like you won the arguement. you pull the girl the the bar stand and tell her to lay down on the table and as soon as does you place a lime in her mouth and leave a salt line on her stomach as you pour a shot of vodka and jump up on the table to straddle over her. the fast movements lead to people taking acknowledgment to you and the blonde receiving praises from the crowd as they take their eyes off of the strippers. you lick the salt line off her stomach and make your way to her face as you down the shot you poured earlier and grab the lime out of her mouth squeezing the juice into your mouth as you get applause from the people surrounding you but only one person sticks out. your angry ass girlfriend as she try’s to make a scene but you shut her down quick as she grabs you by the arm and pulls you to the car door but before opening it she pushes you up against it and wraps her around your neck as she puts her face in yours as you feel her breath on your neck as she whispers in your ear “i don’t want to hear anything from you in the car.” as she yanks the door open and pushes you in.

present :

you where bended over on your girlfriends lap as she placed hard, loud slaps onto your butt rubbing the sensitive area after each slap leaving red marks as she tells you how upset with you she is. “why do you have to be like this princess?” instead of saying anything you just let whimpers leave your mouth as that makes her even more disappointed. she brings her fingers to your thong as she pulls it the to side as you feel the cool air hit your slick. “look how wet you are, you can get rewarded soon you just have to make me feel good first.”