#bullshitting on the corner

[that-sure-is-a-person]

What the actual fuck did I just watch

[spacedace]

DPxDC snippet/prompt:

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“John.”

Zantanna’s voice had that cadence to it. Faintly strangled. Forcibly calm. Her rising blood pressure and rapidly approaching limit for his special brand of excitement evident in every single letter of his name.

Felt like old times.

“Z.” He said, smoke curling out of his mouth and billowing towards the dreary grey sky above. The one nice thing about Gotham, it had the same gloomy dark ambience of ol’ London town. “Long time no see. How’s show biz been treating you?”

He saw the faintest of twitches at the corner of her eye. Could almost hear her counting to ten in her head. He smiled at her winningly, leaning back against the damp bricks of the alleyway as he waited. More smoke drifted upward from beside him in time with a bored sigh. Patience was running out on all sides it seemed.

“That’s a child.”

“Sharp as ever.” He said, taking another drag. He nudged the child in question beside him gently with his elbow, glancing down with a sly grin. “See this is why the Justice League pay her the big bucks. Nothing gets past our Zantanna Zatara.”

He got a cloud of smoke blown directly in his face for that, little shit.

“John.”

“Z.”

“Why do you have a child? Why is the child smoking?”

“Long story.” He said with a wave of his hand.

“I learned it from watching him.” The kid said, with the same cadence as that old American commercial. All dramatic and overwrought emotion. The gremlin swooned against John's side in an imitation of collapse, hand holding the lit bifter coming up to their forhead to really sell the melodrama. He nudged his ghostly companion off, grinning at Zantanna’s slipping patience as he did.

“Don’t worry about it. Kid's fine.”

“A child wandering around with you in a dark ally in Gotham smoking cigarettes is fine?”

“I mean, I’m already dead. And short. It’s not like smoking is gonna be able to do any worse to me.”

[softausterity]

i am thou / thou art i

[acesstark]

Daniel, Armand, and Dreamstat prancing around trying to outcunt each other while Louis is constantly experiencing the Horrors is basically the premise of the season and I love that for them

[dootznbootz]

pocket wife :))

sd;klfj

LIL LADY! SWEETEI PIE SILLY GIRLsdfkj SHE'S POCKEET WIFE

NIKO, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I ADORE HER. SHE'S SO CUTE! IMA SQUISH HER CLOSE!

[ryntaia]

Designs for ageswap

Left to right is Maddie, Jack, and Vlad

All I know is that Vlad's was the hardest to design for some reason despite him being my favorite and Jack's was easiest despite me expecting his to be the hardest. The man was just BORN to be a brick shithouse, even as a kid.

Fun fact I don't know what the hell to do with the ghost form design

I KNOW WHAT I WANT FROM DANNY 'DAD' FENTON'S DESIGN THOUGH

Also this, from that one episode of Gumball.

Sketchbook versions of these because uh...reasons I guess. Still don't know what the hell I'm doing with the kid version of Vlad's ghost form lmao, though I do like that one better than the other two so who even knows anymore.

I might line and color some of these later

uhuhuhunnnnhhhhh I don't knooooow I just wanted cute college trio as kids I'm tired from my trip dies

[lbhslefttiddie]

releasing these doodles into the wild bc actually this is like 60% of the creation process for mott just drawing a sy making a silly face and imagining the context for it

[mangozic]

a couple of environment sketches for class

[shittyartestries]

you left the door cracked as if you might come back

i don’t know how to stop waiting for you

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[aiweirdness]

ChatGPT's tic-tac-toe advice is confident and longwinded.

It is terrible at tic-tac-toe.

more examples

[aurosoulart]

hey. artists who make process videos but want to expend the least amount of effort possible:

fake that shit. finish your piece and then make your lineart white and color it back in. mask your color layers and then un-mask them with brushstrokes. choose something eye catching to copypaste and do that a couple times. add bits of glow/sparkle/foliage/freckles/whatever else is relevant

if you get like three shots like this and then have the rest be video of your finished work no one will know. no one will CARE I promise. do not give your soul to the Microcontent Wheel it is Not worth it

[wingedqueenlynx]

Another Eddie Edit :]c

@caesariawritesstuff Look! The silly guy hehe

[conkers-thecosy]

I’m very sad to see Tumblr is jumping on the ai bandwagon honestly, but also I’m not remotely surprised. It’s getting harder and harder to find a bastion of creativity online these days, which is a lot of the reason I don’t share my original work anymore (I used to serialise stories on wattpad and fictionpress, but it’s no longer safe to do that).

I work hard on my writing. I pour so much of myself, my time, and my love into it. It infuriates me that I’m running out of places to share it, unless I want to monetise on platforms like Patreon and such (which I don’t, really).

Fanfiction has been the only creative outlet I have left if I want to share anything, and even that is becoming difficult to reconcile myself with when I know there are people downloading and feeding that work into these programs too, so they can belt out “their own” fics with minimal effort.

I’m not sure what the answer is, but I’ll no longer be sharing snippets or shorts here.

[belliesandburps]

Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario

I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)

[rat-creates]

Why dis 🐥 look so mad?

[sillyfairygarden]

fish kween