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Needing a loan to pay for the expenses is gonna ruin it anyway so.
12-Apr-2019
#robron#robert sugden#aaron dingle#two scenes#remainder focused on liv/jacob/maya mess#bull in a china shop#we’ll sort it#robert had a dream about their future baby girl 😭#massive head and full set of teeth 😂#domestic lads#needed MORE of these kind of scenes#the lads confronting david about jacob’s behavior#robert sniffing the laundry 🤔#no losing your rag#20190412#201904#robron episodes 2019
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Dedf1sh is Missing
Last seen playing the Xylophone with a Bull in a China shop
#dedf1sh is missing#dedf1sh#splatoon#splatoon 2#mizuta ahato#octo expansion#splatoon 3#Bull#China shop#Bull in a China Shop
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"So we were in the mood and we were making out.. everything was going great and she's like, close the blinds.. so I did.. then she's like, fix the curtains. I'm like jesus man, ok, ok.. so I start fixing the curtains so no one can see and the effing curtain rod fell and I shit you not, a stained glass butterfly hit my girl in the eye and she's like F$@K, I think I got a black eye!! At this point, she's holding up this huge piece of glass and I'm feeling horrible but I can't help but to laugh cause I think to myself.. she really does have butterflies in her eyes. I've been writing about that for a long time, I just never imagined they'd give her a black eye, haha.. needless to say, the mood was over and if it resulted in a restraining order, I think the relationship would be over too, haha.. I mean, who knew that getting butterflies could be violent? Is that a sign that she is in love with me or a bad omen that the relationship will hurt a bunch? I try not to read too much into it cause she kisses like a hungry sucker fish looking for sustenance and it makes me want to munch that bitch, haha.. side note. She is not really a bitch. She just likes to yell at me when I'm not eating it, no wonder she's mad all the time.. she is like shut me up mf. I'm kidding. She is pretty great most of the time.."
Every time she says something about her eye, I just remember how good she kisses and I smile.. is that bad? Should I be concerned? I mean, she just has this little red mark and I'm very happy that she didn't end up losing her eye.. thank god for small miracles - eUë
#shameful moments#embarrassing#smile today#she really did get butterflies#almost lost an eye#she is a good kisser#oh no#kinda funny#sorry#i felt so bad#bull in a china shop#always close the curtains first#haha#real life#oh shit#wtf#mood spoiler#we were in the mood#how not to kiss#loddy doddy#gotta see the humor#butterflies#relationship horror stories#it could only happen to us#bad luck#if only you knew#omg#not so hot#life
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My Porcelain glam for P7S.
Cause ya know theres a lot of bulls.
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metaphors for everything you can't afford
You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like
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the trope of you accidentally catching a peek of someone having sex with another and instead of fucking off you stick around and hope they don't find out except they already know but:
you're roommates with active military soap and it works because he's hardly there, he's real easy to be friends with and when his hands wander it's not totally repulsive because he's hot.
and then he brings his boyfriend over and you'd only meant to get some ice cream from the freezer but they left the door cracked open. you, as the good friend he doesn't fucking deserve, close the door while keeping your eyes glued to the ceiling and go about your day.
(you're so teasing him about the fact that he sounds like a bleating sheep while getting rawdogged lmaoooo)
but the one that catches you in the kitchen minding your own business isn't soap. it's his boyfriend. and his boyfriend is as forward as a freight train on a downhill slope.
"saw ya lookin' at us."
? you did no such thing.
"if ya were lookin' for a fuck, coulda just said so."
you were doing no such thing but it doesn't matter because you're but a simple hot blooded individual and having two doting meat heads fighting over who gets to taste you first is something out of a romance book.
#i'm fucking cackling at the idea of ghoap taking that fraction of a second of you realizing what you're looking at as interest#OH HO! bonnie wants to be a part of this sandwich because she accidentally made eye contact with me ten seconds ago#bull in a china shop simon goes after what he wants whether you want it or not#ghoap x reader
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I know how I get so I tread lightly
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Somewhere out there, there's an alternate universe where Percy, someone fairly suseptible to the mist, brings home his good friend Tyson to hang out after school and Sally, a very clear sighted mortal, is staring at Tyson like 💧👁️👄👁️
#tyson's in the background being a very polite bull in a china shop#pjo#tyson pjo#percy jackson#sally jackson#blue rambles#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#sea of monsters
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"And for all I know he is sitting there still, under his favorite cork tree, smelling the flowers just quietly." 🐂🪻
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Grape-flavored jawbreaker bull I made for @afoxysunny! The legs/pose on this were a fun challenge, and I'm so happy with how he turned out!
#amigurumi#crochet#bull#crochetblr#cow#his name is Acai-Ube and he works a part time position at the counter of the local fine china shop
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It’s important to me that Jason look just like Dick, but only as a kid.
Once Jason gets older his features mature into something totally different and it’s obvious they have different body types.
Like Bruce took home a ‘teacup pig’ one day thinking it was so cute and small, not knowing what he was getting himself into. Now ten years later, he has a several-hundred-pound animal who’s huge and hairy and way smarter than he ever expected or wanted it to be, hanging out in his house causing problems and he doesn’t like it so much anymore.
#bull in a china shop indeed#I really really like Jason being huge#and Bruce being put off by it#especially because after Dick left I think Bruce was trying for something more like a purse dog#who would stay with him#Jason Todd#anti bruce wayne#jic#Bruce thinking of Jason as an animal someone he loves but whose life is fundamentally more expendable hmmmm
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Crack humor au fic where Qi Rong time travels back to his childhood and, due to his insanity and disgust for his cousin, he acts like a brat to the Crown Prince and somehow unintentionally fixes all of Xianle’s (and therefore Xie Lian’s) problems while trying to sabotage Xie Lian’s reputation and chances at ascension.
#he accidentally backfires all of white no face’s plans because he tramples them like a bull in a china shop#Xie Lian gets the happy life with Hua Cheng he deserves#and Qi Rong is furious about it#time travel fix it#tgcf novel#tgcf manhua#tgcf donghua#tgcf fanfic#tgcf xie lian#xie lian tgcf#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#tgcf qi rong#qi rong#hob xie lian#xie lian heaven official’s blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#hua cheng x xie lian#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#mxtx fandom#mxtx novels#mxtx#mxtx characters#mxtx fanfic#mxtx hell
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sam would have worked well in the archives of the magnus institute because, like most other archival staff, he appears to have the subtlety of a grizzly bear
#personal#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#i remember early seasons tma i remember those little fuckers#bulls in china shops all of them#'oh how did elias outsmart us' because you have all the grace of a mammoth on roller blades when trying to investigate stuff#i say this with so much love but it's true
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look at their hands and arms TOT
Johnny being 100 times bigger than Daniel is my everything. (and still sees him as a real threat and equal opponent)
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Your monster boyfriend hears you're craving something sweet and raids a 7-11. He returns with arms full of all of your favorite candies and drinks.
"I didn't know what to get," he says trying and failing to present the treats to you.
You watch the treats fall to the ground and gasp as your favorite lands at your feet. "You're the best!" You fling yourself at him and he catches you midair pulling you to his chest.
Your monster boyfriend lets out a satisfied purr and whispers, "I can get more."
You laugh and pull back to look at him. "Did you even pay for this?"
His ears twitch and his head tilts. "Pay?"
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Your monster boyfriend is all over the news as 'The Winged Devil' that destroyed the local 7-11. The store worker is visibly shaken in the interview and the shelves are all toppled.
#your monster boyfriend is a bull in a china shop#monster boyfriend#monster#galacticspacemermaid#romance#tetro#idk#i havent written anything in forever#tyrell energy 100%#he would burn a building down for his girl#terato
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“Journalists stop asking actors about Buddie” challenge but also this is Comedy Gold.
#chapel for ts#like they’re not allowed to answer! if it’s happening they will never tell you that! they have to be careful!#and I do feel a little bad for Oliver especially who has been playing this very careful pr game for years#while Ryan just jumped in like a bull in a china shop#but also it’s HILARIOUS for me
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Being the pluto person in Venus Square Pluto synastry sucks butt. The aspect sucks butt overall but oh my heavens. Its like I can see that me and the Venus person are wildly incompatible and that the Venus person is wearing thee rosiest of rose tinted glasses. I find them infuriating but I want to protect them at the same time but they also have a terrible habit of rubbing salt right into the pluto wound without meaning to and this shit is just one enormous rollercoaster of pain and realizing that I am not as emotionally mature as I'd like. Ew. Literally feels like beauty and the beast.
#synastry#venus pluto synastry#i dont think it helps that i already have so much mars going on#venus square pluto#i feel like a bull in a china shop
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