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I did actually intend for it to be read as multiple dicks lol ;) glad you caught onto that. Maybe they’re slightly translucent so you can see eggs travel thru while breeding their mate? I also imagine they’re kind of prehensile and soft in the way that they can move to further push inside. Him stuffed full of as many tentacles as possible, taking clutch after clutch with eggs, his protoform and valve expanding and stretching to accommodate?
Sunstreaker bundled up safe and snug in the hive's nest, attendant drones making sure he's comfy as he's constantly mounted and bred full of eggs...
Being empty aches, he's unresisting as the next insecticon climbs on his back and he feels the inquisitive little tendrils probing his slit. His now constantly-dripping valve is spread open, larger tentacles gliding into him effortlessly. The aperture of his tank can't close anymore after laying so many eggs, and the ovipositor is right on target as it starts stuffing Sunny's tank with them, hundreds of squishy little orbs that will spend weeks growing inside him
Finally, the insecticon gets to the best part: making sure the eggs are fertilized with lots of transfluid and ignited by lots of Sunny's overloads. Dozens more tentacles invade his valve, writhing against his walls, as the iris of his tank is stuffed with the tips of as many as physically possible
His first overload hits him hard when he feels the transfluid spraying into his tank, but the insecticon uses the opportunity of his flexing valve to stuff it with even more tendrils. Sunny never gets any time to recover as the tentacles target his internal nodes, firmly pressing into every sensor as his valve is filled to max capacity
The insecticon stays locked on his back for days, the wriggling tendrils in his valve never stopping. When it finally decides the job is done, there's one last step before it can dismount...
A tentacle spends the final few hours filling him with a jelly-like fluid that will harden and plug his hole, keeping the eggs inside him until they've grown large enough to survive without incubation. Poor Sunny can't have anything else in his valve anymore, but there's always an attendant sucking his outer note to make sure the eggs still get energy from Sunny's overloads
When the plug dissolves, the eggs spill out of his loose valve, warm with newly-ignited sparklight <3
#valveplug#mine#bugfucking#tentacle tag#eggs#mechpreg#sunstreaker#ment to get to this earlier but i wasnt in a writing mood yesterday#3nthusiasts inbox
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what if a girl made you swallow a gross worm thing, holding your mouth open and sliding it down your throat.. feeling it wriggle around, squirming down your neck, through your chest, until it reaches your stomach.. you can feel it's disgusting motions giving you a tummyache... who knows what it'll do to you from there... you only know that it's not going away for a long time...
incredible posting i was like kinda fucked from apparently garbage tier alcohol tolerance and being streamed aim trainer footage (baby sensory type videogaming) and i open tumblr to see the funnys and this fucking thing blindsides me entirely. awesome 10/10 drinking experience would do it again but it also came with a godawful headache which sucked
anyways the ask itself? i think i'm into it
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Got to episode 4 of Bitb and THERE IT IS THERES THE HOMOSEXUALITY THE GAY PEOPLE THERE IT IS THERE IT IS LADIES WND GENTLEMEN
#‘I won’t pretend that if you come with me that you’ll be safe’ <-when the metaphor is so blunt that you could bash someone’s head in withit#being queer in the 80s(the government hates you so bad. well like they still do but it was even worse back then)moment#Timothy ‘bugfucker’ Rand#bitb#jrwi#blood in the bayou#just roll with it#Timothy Rand#Rolan deep#Rolan x Rand#keeperschampion#arsonposts
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Obito Uchiha will admit that he used to be a supervillain.
Thankfully, a time-traveling ghost cured him of that. He now has a new plan for world peace: kidnap Sakura Haruno, teach her the Mokuton, and start a hidden village of peace and love. A child utopia will definitely save them all. If not, mass brainwashing stays Plan B.
In which the best revenge is living well, and one-upping Kakashi Hatake.
Somehow my joke about Sakura starting a hidden village became a full 70k fanfic, so here. Have BAMF!Mokuton!Sakura, Barely-Not-A-Supervillain!Obito, Unbelievably-Divorced!KakaObi. Go wild.
#my writing#uchiha obito#obito uchiha#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#sakura haruno#haruno sakura#kakaobi#obikaka#obkk#kkob#hey why can't you obikaka people decide on a ship name/abbreviation. take a stance.#naruto fanfic#naruto#naruto fic#ok enough tagging for visibility ummm#do you want obito being#insane? just fucking insane? so insane? insanest guy?#here. take it. sakura has the mokuton and he is maxxing out this child's stats#i love writing tobi and i love writing sakura and i love writing the most bugfuck supervillains and this fic was so much fun to write#i love it so you love it too ok peace#WORLD peace even#dont ask me for time travelling ghost backstory it is genuinely so unimportant
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It really is interesting as a thought experiment to like, play with the idea that traumatized people can do whatever they want without consequences which is the primary defense provided for bells hells because like...the implications if that were true are fascinating in a grimdark dystopia way (play it out! Hell, write the next great fucked up sci fi novel!) but mostly it's just reaffirming the self-absorption allegations.
#also the fact that people have just made up an abusive relationship whole cloth is WILD#like can we talk about how fucking bugfuck that is#cr tag#i mean a romantic one not the cultist cult leader one it's BONKERS
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me like a month ago: w.. what if my body is secretly full of spider eggs that are gonna hatch and eat me alive... q_q
me today: w.. what if my body is secretly full of spider eggs that are gonna hatch and eat me alive~ >///<
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if i had to go through half the shit that armand did i would've been committing crimes so bad even satan wouldn't want me so tbh it's really sort of a miracle he didn't do worse
#armand iwtv#interview with the vampire#sorry if i lived with MARIUS for 50 years and then was in a cult for 250 a white supremacist coven for 150 and a bad marriage for 75#i would be WAY more than armand's level of bugfuck crazy#i would literally become jigsaw
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Consider: Insecticons with Tentacle dicks. (for your sunstreaker pussy poll)
*slams hands on desk*
YOU. KEEP TALKING
Tentacle dicks... I am deliberately choosing to interpret that as multiple per insecticon. Just an entire writhing mass of "friendly" tentacles looking for a hot warm place to fill with transfluid (and maybe eggs)
I'd say Sunny's not gonna be able to fit all of them but that's just not having a can-do attitude, now, is it? I'm sure with copious amounts of valve lubricant elbow grease, anything is possible
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remember when the guy who made the bug sex post got mad at us for kr tagging it because they weren't bug-like enough
#we need to get shin on the first page of image results lest we be accused of stealing bugfucker valor again#post tag
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Me and the guy I pulled by being bugfuck crazy (image of Kepler and Jacobi)
#it goes both ways.#that post about armand has been on my mind can you tell. i cant stop saying bugfuck crazy
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btw I wasn't even exaggerating about the Tommy gun thing. this is like, the third account of SS guys getting Tommy gunned in a Michael Bay action scene in a book full of Michael Bay action scenes


(from The Last Battle by Cornelius Ryan)
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"My, Oh my. What a pretty morsel you are."
I am so sorry for this.
Zephon got a delicious sacrifice--I MEAN-- morsel from his cultists.
Someone "lucky" enough to become a Zephonim.
If you know, you know. Its not a happy ending.
The uncropped drawings without the "modesty Raziels" censors are up on Newgrounds.
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i think a limiter in my brain broke once i admitted to myself that bugs are really hot even if they are scary. because they are scary, even.
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739.
#FORBIDDEN JEREMIAH LORE AT LAST#oh?#oh???#oh??????????????????????????????????????????????#i am barking and snarling and laughing and biting and cackling and biting and biting and biting and ---#i have to pick one background character who was in twelve episodes to go bugfuck insane about. i have to.#you're telling me that laura married jeremiah in 1780ish. married edward in 1890ish. and then got in a love triangle/throuple gone wrong;#with jeremiah and edward's identical descendants (?) in 1956. okay. okay. cool cool cool cool cool. cool.#the news from collinsport#jeremiah collins
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