#buff epel

[funky-puff]

Draw buff Epel 👼

Are you happy now

[buffepel]

azul's more sigma than you epel,,, and he's smarter bc he actually reads books unlike you

LIES 🤬🤬🤬

Azul Ashengrotto is an OMEGA MALE 🤬

Reading ISN'T MANLY 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

One day... I shall outmew him.

[robo-milky]

Buff! Epel has me at a vice grip- and I decided to throw in a moe! Jack as a freebie

[nonovyabuisness]

DIASOMNIA BOOK 7 SPOILER !!!!

Therapist: Buff Epel is not real, he can’t hurt you.

Buff Epel:

[britishassistant]

Night Raven Mercenary Group

(Aka nailing down the BG3 versions of these bastards so the plot bunnies will stop multiplying)

Heartslaybul Company

Ace: Half high elf rogue (Arcane Trickster)

Deuce: Half orc barbarian (Berserker)

Trey: Dragonborn wizard (School of Illusion)

Cater: Drow cleric of Tymora (Trickery Domain)

Riddle: Forest gnome paladin (Oath of Ancients)

Savannaclaw Company

Jack: Wood elf druid (Circle of the Moon)

Ruggie: Half drow rogue (Thief)

Leona: Were-lion sorcerer (Wild Magic)

Octavinelle Company

Floyd: Water elf barbarian (Wild Magic)

Jade: Water elf druid (Circle of Spores)

Azul: Water elf warlock (Great Old One)

Scarabia Company

Kalim: Human sorcerer (Storm Sorcery)

Jamil: Yuan-ti wizard (School of Enchantment)

Pomefiore Company

Epel: Strongheart halfling cleric of Sune (Life Domain)

Rook: Human ranger (Hunter)

Vil: Drow paladin (Oath of Devotion)

Ignihyde Company

Ortho: Deep gnome construct (Warforged? Some kinda deal look this kid is a sentient robot)

Idia: Deep gnome artificer (Artillerist)

Diasomnia Company

Sebek: Dragonborn paladin (Oath of Devotion)

Silver: Human fighter (Champion)

Lilia: Archfey ranger (Gloomstalker)

Malleus: Black dragon sorcerer (Draconic Bloodline)

[buffepel]

...Stars why did you not tell me about this.

Im so sorry everyone, even I couldn't predict this happening.

@totallyazulashengrotto finish him.

-@official-nrc-prophet

N-NOOO NOT FLOYD-SENPAI PRETENDING TO BE AZUL

HE HAS AN EVEN HIGHER MEWING STREAKKKKK

I MUST RECOVER MY MANLINESS 🤬🤬🤬

Uhhh @mrsashengrotto GROUND YOUR SON/IMPOSTER SON

Anyways gotta get back to eating cold unseasoned chicken

[blind0raven]

WHAT IS THIS!!??!?! WHAT DID I WAKE UP TO!?!??!

OH GOD I HATE IT!

MY PARALYSIS DEMON HAS A NEW FORM!?!??!

EPEL I'M SORRY BUT YOU ARE BANNED FROM GETTING A BUFF BOD!!! AND MALLEUS YOU'RE IN TROUBLE FOR MAKING THIS REAL IN A DREAM!!!

SMACKING HIM AWAKE TO GET EPEL BACK TO NORMAL!

[official-nrc-prophet]

@buffepel what do you have to say about this

[sebek-zigbolt]

my fav things ch 7 gave us so far -sebek saving silver from the darkness -silver and sebek unique magics -silver and sebek MISERABLE, on the floor SOBBING -silver saving sebek Twice -baul -diasomnia ch 7 cards, knight imagery -buff epel

[theworstfangirl]

I should've expected something like this for Epel's dream but oh my god... Talk about nightmare fuel. Epel please at least dream up a face that matches that body!

[lemon-koii]

Ok I knows buff Epel passed a week or few week ago but I just realizef that we indeed got manly Epel

But it's not a card😔

2 down, 6 more to go!(add Chenya into the list lol)

Special cards we've recently recive so far:

(Not in order)

War general Lilia

Crowley

Rollo

Vil Schoenheit(Tapis Rouge)

Savanaclaw Rook

What's next?

Octo form Azul? Eel form twins? Cheka? The other staffs? Super badass Idia? Manly Epel? Blonde delinquent Deuce? Neige?

Personally I'd like Azul and tweels in merform

[buffepel]

If you'd be real manly, you'd look like this guy:

Just saying.

NO. His neck is TOO SMALL. NOT MANLY.

THIS is my dream body:

[amxrany]

Ya'll I had graduation practices and had no idea twst updates today what the hell is going on 😭😭😭

[luvielle]

I have no idea what's happening in twst jp except that there's a card of Rook in Savanaclaw dorm uniform....

And a buff Epel.....

[buffepel]

NO. The number 3 ISN'T MANLY.

DAWG WHAT ID HAPPENING IN TWST AT ALL

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Extremely heavy breathing litterally hunched over hands on his knees as he wheeled and coughed trying to catch his breath.

I don't-

wheeze

Know what that was nor do I-

cough cough

EVER wanna find out