#budget loser

[bookrat]

Due to an unprecedented new organizational technique(making a folder labeled 'old2022' instead of 'old7'), this year I can easily look back on everything I made and put my favorites into list format according to how much serotonin they deliver when I look at them. This is truly the most objective and important of categorical characteristics.

5. Little punk compsognathid

4. Sinosauropteryx bust

3. Terrestrisuchus

2. Nothronychus

Little Etsy raptor

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

My married friend ordered me yoga balls to massage my feet ☺️

[xeneric-shrooms]

BIG NEWS! I CAN SCREEN RECORD!

[kideternity]

A thing I’ve really noticed during KR71 is how like, generally well crafted and or stunning a lot of costumes and set designs are. Despite the small budget I think a lot of the costuming for the villains of the week is really strong and holds up due to the effort that went into making what are essentially wearable sculptural pieces, and the distinct artistic style they have- all of the shocker cyborgs are just a guy in a zentai suit, yeah, but they look so much more impressive then that. The sets and locations too- there was no green screen to my knowledge, and so the crew really utilised the most they could out of these beautiful real life areas they were I assume given permission to film in. And that’s not even mentioning stuff like how nice each character generally looks in their rotating casts of outfits, or the small details put into the interior design. It’s cool! It’s just really cool to me!

[krytus]

jane & the dragon is the show tdp wishes it could be

[akkivee]

do you ever just think about stage hitoya looking back at his middle school days with jakurai and thinking he must be lonely at the top so he wanted to walk that path with jakurai 😭😭😭

[aq2003]

seeing clips of twelve and thirteen's runs and their good special effects... Scary. Unnerving, even

[frog-whisperer]

Was watching Hazbin Hotel with my bf and trying to find nice things to say about it and I went “Oh it’s a pretty good commentary on the prison system actually!” and he went “Yeah but that was probably entirely an accident”

[hikkiphrenic]

My hobbies r sometimrs so embarrassing T-T

I rlly like couponing and penny item hunting. I've been recently been getting super into giveaways n free samples!! I sorta go online and search up links n giveways n sample@!

I also have been rlly into miniverses ,, i love making them n want to turn them into magnets hhh, i also collect tokidokis n builda bears. I like thrifting a lot and will always seek out eco friendly n second hand options first!⚡️⚡️⚡️🔌 also,, rlly been getting into tea. Always loved tearooms n sorta wanna be a tea enjoyer more with loose leaf rather than pouches. Yummymtm.

I love cute teapots sm.

[pa-pa-plasma]

about to watch an hour & a half long video titled "Why How To Train Your Dragon 3 Is Not Good" & I feel so fucking vindicated right now

[gender-euphowrya]

charmed was on tv yesterday and it was an episode with one of them ~cursed ancient egyptian relic~ and it made me laugh so hard when the. Idk. pharaoh ghost person appeared and it was a blue-eyed white woman

[longlegsnamjoon420]

My mom really wants me to get a cat because she thinks it will help with my anxiety…. She’s probably right but the thing is I can’t afford one because of my weed dependency that she doesn’t know about 🤡

[dorothylarouge]

US Presidents as Dril Tweets

George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby

James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"

John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!

Martin Van Buren: Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Candles $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good

John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom

Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying

Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...

Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,

James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now

Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark

Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site

Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!

Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me

Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume

Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right

Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again

Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn

George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT

Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,

Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line

Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.

ME: I agree

Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm

[suksatoru]

the house arrest and quirkless combo AHH

Bored at Home

[newsbites]

The federal Australian budget will allocate more money for important community projects, including project to improve the lives of indigenous Australians.

Over five years, $1.9 billion will be spent on measures to improve the lives and economic opportunities available to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people.

More than half a billion dollars of that funding will go towards improving cancer outcomes for First Nations people and expanding the Tackling Indigenous Smoking program.

Another $410 million will pay for more remote housing in the Northern Territory, as well as housing works in Wreck Bay Village and Jervis Bay.

It also includes $150 million for Indigenous education and languages, $46 million to Aboriginal Community Controlled Organisations to provide skills training and funding to continue the Indigenous ranger program.

Separately, an additional $250 million will be spent improving community safety, services, education and job creation in Central Australia.

The federal government has committed More than $360 million over three years to deliver the Indigenous Voice to Parliament referendum, including money for civics campaigns and an increase of $10.5 million for more mental health supports for First Nations people during the referendum.

And the federal government will appoint an interim First Nations Aged Care Commissioner, at a cost of $1.7 million.

[shrimpyshrimperson]

well... i can do nothang vut wait....