#buddyroll

[lallyloo]

[x]

[leelaihardly]

[rhinkcuddling]

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[link-sans-specs]

Yeah, man. There's a universe out there where my hair goes down and yours goes up. Think about thaaaaaat.

GMMore404

Evidence That the Multiverse Exists

[kyxgrey]

tomato soup... it's finger licking good.

[patinadoresoficial]

Se é patins está no ar @cintianery - Ter um companheiro é bom. Mas ter um companheiro, amigo, incentivador, namorado que te acompanha em todas as suas aventuras... Aí é presente de Deus🙏😍❤ Te amo meu príncipe 👑 @georgegontijosilv . . #patins #patinsinline #inline #patinsstreet #inlineskate #roller #patinsbrasil #patinsmania #patinadores #patinacao #patinando #patinar #esporte #patinsbrasil #amigosdepatinsmg #buddyroller #inlinesports #inlinedownhillmg #crazzyinrollers #downhillskater #downhillskatinginsano #downhillmg #donwhill #adrenalina #velocidade #esporte #amigos #treino https://www.instagram.com/p/BxYK6luBivA/?igshid=zc59rtb8rmhq

[santamonicayachtclub]

[x]

[ifthepuppetmakesyousmile]

rj no one wants to pay you £46 for a coffee cup

bruh that is $63 for a coffee cup

bestie that is €54

comrade that is ₽4504

¥7248, buddyroll

for a coffee cup.

[barbed-bozo]

Ritanga! The 70% Female 30% Male Psychic/Fighting Monkey Fakémon!

Reasons behind this mainly female species is that the males are all being driven away by Heatmor and infestation from Elder Buddyroll.

This Fakemon is a close relative of passimian and oranguru, and was said to be extinct until proven wrong by a hidden nest, these strange star-gazing chimps can shoot hyper beams out of their mutated arm, a bulky and fast species, great for defending their trainer against hostile gardevoir and mewtwo.

Signature Move: Yes!

“Hydrophilic Strangle” Power: 90 | Acc: 100 | PP: 5 | Type: 

Starry Strangle entraps the foe in rope like pattern of vines for 5 turns, making it slightly easier to land critical hits on, and minor damage is dealt for 5 turns, The type of this move can either be Grass or Psychic, and has a chance to change each turn.

No shiny is available.

Stats: (BASE 100 / 100% IV)

HP: 255

Atk: 216

Def: 160

SPAtk: 82

SPDef: 347

Speed: 180

[gorewhore-bitchboi]

Like obvy there was no actual sex in the movie, but the sex scene in castle freak still gets me.

his MOUTH was RIGHT UP AGAINST her CUNT

you can SEE his SPIT shining off of her TIT, because his MOUTH was ON HER

there’s no faking that, buddyroll.

[rhinkthreeways]

Glasses (Smutty Version)

Link slumped into the chair at Rhett’s dining room table. He and Rhett had just gotten in from grabbing some takeout for their Thursday night creative session. They’d begun this tradition of having an evening to themselves to brainstorm ideas for the documentary they’d started working on, researching how exactly ‘YouTube’ worked, and if it was a financially viable way to make money. On top of their day jobs, it was a lot of work. Some nights it was exhilarating, like they were on the verge of fulfilling the promise they’d made to each other to do something big together. And then there were nights like tonight where Link was so tired out and stretched thin that he didn’t feel like he had a creative muscle in his body to flex. 

Rhett was quiet, which made Link feel bad. He didn’t like making people feel like they had to walk on eggshells around his bad moods. Least of all Rhett.... 

He took a deep breath. He self-consciously pushed his new glasses up his nose, and grit his teeth in frustration as he pulled the chicken sandwich from the grease-stained paper bag. He brought the sandwich up to his mouth, and then set it down more forcefully than was necessary before flinging his glasses off and across the kitchen table. 

Rhett reflexively reached a hand out and easily caught the glasses before they completely skidded off the table to land on the tiled floor. 

“Think ya dropped somethin’, buddyroll…”

“Thanks, smart ass.”

“What’s up, man? You’re all outta sorts.” 

“I can’t… eat with these dang things on! I’m just not used to ‘em.”

“Your glasses? What’s that got to do with your mouth?”

“You don’t understand, because you don’t have to wear these dweeby things. But it’s like… it feels like a whole face shield. I can’t wear ‘em when I eat… or when I kiss….” 

Link bit his ton and he felt a blush creep over his cheeks. He and Rhett didn’t really talk about stuff like that. Rhett’s eyes had gone wide with mock surprise, and a playful grin spread across his face. 

“Aww, you havin’ trouble kissin’? Need some help practicing?”

If Link was blushing before, his face was absolutely on fire now. But he’d be damned if he was gonna let Rhett make him feel uncomfortable. Two could play at that game.

“Don’t be writing checks that those lips can’t cash, McLaughlin.”

“You got no idea how deep the pockets of these lips are lined.” Rhett licked his lips seductively.

Link could feel himself swelling in his pants, but he simply rolled his eyes. “I think the metaphor is going off the rails a little bit…”

“Then how ‘bout we drop it? Kiss me, Link.”

Link swallowed. “What? Are you serious?” 

“Why not? Lemme build your confidence.”

Everything inside of Link was on high alert, guarding against some kind of test or trick. But Rhett’s voice was sincere, and the way he was looking at him was so soft. Link’s eyes darted quickly to his lips and away.. they also looked very soft… and warm. 

Rhett walked over to where Link was seated. He helped Link to stand, and slid his glasses back onto his face. Rhett’s fingers lingered at Link’s ears and slowly traced down Link’s jawline. 

When Rhett’s lips connected with his, Link wasn’t thinking about his glasses. Link realized this kiss was unlike any he’d ever shared with anyone else. Not only was he not thinking about his glasses, he wasn’t thinking about anything aside from the kiss. The moment. He was fully present. 

After a few minutes, Link’s heart was hammering inside his chest and he was rock hard in his jeans. He pressed himself against Rhett’s leg, wanting him to know it. 

“Feelin confident, Neal?” Rhett teased softly. 

“Definitely feelin something.” 

“Your glasses look good on you, y’know?”

“I look like a freakin dork,” Link murmured against Rhett’s lips. 

“You look incredibly sexy.”

“And we’re talkin about being in front of a camera and stuff. Man… it’s just not the look I envisioned for myself.”

“It’s gonna be an iconic look.”

Link found himself smiling at Rhett’s compliments. His confidence was growing in spite of himself. 

He noticed something of Rhett’s was growing as well, and on a whim he slid down Rhett’s body and onto his knees. 

“Link, what’re you—”

“Thought you said I was sexy?”

“You are, but.. you don’t have to…”

Rhett inhaled sharply as Link pressed against his package, and opened Rhett’s zipper to slide Rhett’s drawers down until his hard and heavy cock sprang forward. 

Link wrapped his lips around Rhett’s girth and comfortably closed his eyes behind his glasses as he felt Rhett’s warm thickness slide along his tongue and knock against the roof of his mouth. Link suppressed his gag reflex and began to bob his head, feeling his throat take Rhett deeper and deeper. He began to choke and sputter and his glasses slipped down his nose. Link ignored them and continued to move his lips up and down Rhett’s shaft. 

Rhett’s fingers reached down to push his glasses up, and Link hummed his appreciation. 

When Rhett was close he affectionately tapped at Link’s cheek, breaths broken, barely able to form words. “I’m gonna… I’m close, bo… gonna. Gonna come!”

Link pulled off and a string of drool hung between his bottom lip and the tip of Rhett’s cock as it erupted in pleasure, coating Link’s bespectacled face with warm streaks of jizz. 

“Goodness, Link,” Rhett heaved as he tried to catch his breath. 

Link looked up at him from down on his knees, having to look over his frames, unable to see clearly through the mess on his lenses. 

Rhett rubbed his thumb over Link’s plump bottom lip, wiping it clean and humming happily. “Now this is an iconic look… Maybe a little too hot for TV?”

Link beamed. “I think I’ll be able to get used to… eating with glasses.”

[rhinkipoo]

1/? Rhett lets it slip one day. Not that he'd been trying to hide it, exactly, but he nonetheless lit the powder keg. They've managed to steal a few moments to get each other off in the creative house, quick and dirty and giggling and shushing each other for no reason. Link lazily plays with a gold curl, until Rhett plants a kiss to his temple and extracts himself from Link's embrace. Link watches him pull up his jeans and put on his shirt. "What?" Rhett grins when he notices Link staring.

2/? Link shrugs. "Just admiring you, handsome." Link bats his eyes cartoonishly but Rhett smiles at the compliment anyway. Link speaks again after a moment. "You ever think about how easy this was?" Link gestures between them. "Like, the physical stuff? I don't remember second-guessing anything, like we were meant to do this. And you were so, like, confident with it." Rhett chuckles. "No, you were definitely ready, buddyroll. I guess I was just comfortable. Practice makes perfect, y'know."

3/? Link hums in agreement before his brow furrows in that way that lets Rhett know his mind has suddenly halted. "You--practice with me? What do you mean?" Rhett shrugs. "I mean, I messed around when we were in college but of course that's nothing compared to now." Link stares. "The fuck you mean you messed around in college? With dudes?" Rhett blinks at him, not liking the way the air has suddenly shifted. "Well, yeah, Link. I--what's wrong?" "Fuck you." Link whispers. Glacial.

4/5 He's up and gone, leaving Rhett in a quiet house, before Rhett can even register what's happened. The next few days are terrible. Awkward and icy. Rhett feels bad, he does; he should've told Link, but it was ancient history and he can't quite figure out why his friend is so angry. He catches Link in their office and shuts the door. "Hey. Talk to me." Link glares but shuts his laptop. "I'm sorry, okay? I should have told you." "That's not why I'm hurt, Rhett." Rhett's forehead wrinkles. "No?"

5/5 Link sighs. "Rhett, you know how you were about religion back then?" Rhett winces in guilt. "Do you know what I would have given to be able to explore the way you did? I was torturing myself over my feelings for you, but I wanted to be just like you. But you were, what, banging dudes left and right?" Rhett shakes his head. "Just a few, Link. Please don't hate me." "I don't hate you, Rhett, I'm just sad for younger me." "Me too." Rhett whispers as Link brushes past him. Gone, again.

Uh. Fic Anon. You need to fix this.

[mythically-canadian]

I was inspired to write this by a post I saw earlier...

This is set after Rhett returns from Slovakia.

The lost years

Rhett had just got back from Slovakia, he was tired and his legs were sore from the flight, but the only thing on his mind was wanting to see Link. He missed his best friend, it was the first time they had been apart since they started their friendship. Rhett took a shower and grabbed his keys and headed over to Link's place.

Link was keeping himself busy with cleaning, knowing Rhett was returning today he was excited. He figured if he could distract himself somehow the time would go faster.

A knock at the door

"Link?"

Link's heart practically lept out of his chest, but he didn't want to show it, so he calmed himself as he went to the door.

"Hey buddyroll!" Rhett said as he entered the room. They shook hands, but Link wanted so badly to hug Rhett and smell him, he knew that he couldn't.

"Hey Rhett! Good to see you."

Rhett's heart was racing when he saw those ocean blue eyes again, he knew he was home. He sat down on the couch, Link followed.

"So, tell me about things, how's life?" Rhett was curious, truthfully he wanted to know more about Link's fiancee. He had received a letter from Link telling him he got engaged while Rhett was away. Rhett was honestly heartbroken, but he couldn't figure out why, he should be happy for Link and yet there was this pang of jealousy that ate at him. It wasn't logical, why should he be jealous?

"Well," Link cleared his throat, "I've been keeping busy." Link was avoiding the topic of his engagement, he wanted to be excited but he didn't want to hurt Rhett, because he knew this engagement might change their friendship, might change things between them. He was scared he was going to lose Rhett. The fear started when Rhett left for Slovakia, and Link got lonely. He was dating Christy, and that's when he decided to ask her to marry him. He was worried Rhett was going to leave him behind. But, he would never admit that.

"Oh come on Link, rip the bandaid off. Tell me about her." As much as it pained Rhett, he wanted to know more about the woman that was taking away his Link.

..... okay I'm leaving it there for now. If you want more..

[gayluigi]

Just found out that an ex-friend of mine is sloppy seconds kin of a APH character I used to kin when I was like 14 and in my anime phase.... CRING..... have fun with your secondhand kin, buddyroll.... can’t believe you’re 23 and still watch APH. My condolences to you but I’m different.....

[downthepub]

WE GOT A BUDDYROLL: [X]

[patinadoresoficial]

Se é patins está no ar @arielematias - Trenzinho TOP #patins #patinsinline #inline #patinsstreet #inlineskate #roller #patinsbrasil #patinsmania #patinadores #patinacao #patinando #patinar #esporte #patinsbrasil #amigosdepatinsmg #buddyroller #inlinesports #inlinedownhillmg #crazzyinrollers #downhillskater #downhillskatinginsano #downhillmg #donwhill #adrenalina #velocidade #esporte #amigos #treino https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw61MGXBnMo/?igshid=1dsxhtfno2b6v