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[askappleradio]

"What is that thing..?"

hello wife im on a mission to harass every luci -𖤍

Leave and don’t ever return. Go back to the Lucifers from other universes, like @getlucifertherapy.

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"He's going all crazy and won't stop trying to steal the souls of some sinners and tried to eat my rubber ducks! He even ate a duck i made of your mother?!"

"Holy hell what is going on?!"

He calls charlie in his phone as he waited until she picked up

"Charlie, charlie.. i think alastor is going a bit.. like a deer in highlights, oh forget it, HE'S BEING A MANIAC!"

Dad? What's going on?-🌈

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He saw you taller than him as he stood froze, slapping you back down again

"Bowing is good."

The original angel 💖 ✨

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Just showing yall what i drew just now and a few days ago, no idea why but ima take it as an art dump

— Mod

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"Downright disgusting."

You're mentally unstable

"...Sure!"

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Are there any ducks u don't like

"Let me see.. i like all ducks, is there EVEN any ducks i don't like?!"

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yoinks ur hat and skedaddles

"Hey! My hat! Don't take them!"

He runs after you as he skedaddles aswell

"That hat contains powers!!"

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Heyy!! Im back, and im gonna be posting oftenly more than before despite having my final academy exams! Hope you all have a nice day and weekend!!

Feel free to ask me since ill be answering some!

Thanks to lucifer.

"You should be! I know i should be thanked, I'm the one that's gonna be answering for you, it better not be weird questions or some voodoo tricks on those notifications."

He narrows his eyes

Okay lucifer.. calm your horns buddy.

- Mod

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He suddenly opens the door and looks at you while dumbfounded

Did you do the work placement and the files just like i told you to? Im pretty sure the angels are gonna plan another extermination, Vox.

He looks at you, waiting for your reply

“Yes, of course I did your majesty.”

“And, sorry to ask, but what do you want ME to do about the extermination, your highness?”

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I uhh.. i have proof! Give me a peanut.

Lucifer is allergic to peanuts, do NOT tell him I told you this.

(This is ofc a head cannon, but I still find it funny.)

"Interesting..."

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No i do not! I just get really bloated okay?! I would never be allergic to peanuts, im not weak.

Lucifer is allergic to peanuts, do NOT tell him I told you this.

(This is ofc a head cannon, but I still find it funny.)

"Interesting..."

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Oh you bitch, you wanna go at it-?! Lets fight then! Ill kick your ass ya fucking fawn!

He glares at you as he flaps his wings

If u had to choose between letting Husk have his soul back and killing Niffty, which would u choose?

"Kicking Lucifer"

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Okay Lucifer you now have tattoos, a piercing, and really awesome shirt. Now you're even cooler than Alastor could ever be.

How cool i would be?! I would look like the best king of hell ever! Even better than satan..

He laughs happily before taking the items you gave him

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Alastor twitches as he moves away with lucifer before disappearing, but lucifer stares at you and alastor before chuckling nervously

Well..

fuck- forgot to tag that it was Azazel in prev ask-

just pretend i did

oopsssiiieeessss

No worries, are you and azazel the same person? I dont think you both are, or im just dumb! Haha! Oh boy, how hilarious.

He laughs nervously

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Lucifer was about to take in the pets but Alastor grabs your wrist before moving it away

Please do not touch any of the people i know, including anyone i dislike.

fuck- forgot to tag that it was Azazel in prev ask-

just pretend i did

oopsssiiieeessss

No worries, are you and azazel the same person? I dont think you both are, or im just dumb! Haha! Oh boy, how hilarious.

He laughs nervously

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fuck- forgot to tag that it was Azazel in prev ask-

just pretend i did

oopsssiiieeessss

No worries, are you and azazel the same person? I dont think you both are, or im just dumb! Haha! Oh boy, how hilarious.

He laughs nervously

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*Comes up to Lucifer out of complete randomness, holding his hat.*

"You forgot this in my room when you and Alastor showed me around. Wanted to return it."

Why thank you! I didnt know i lost this one, i have too many hats in my closet room.

Takes the hat from you before putting it on