#bubbleguts

[spooky-narwhal]

JUMPSCARE I can draw again

[patisserie-princess]

It's ironic how much I love candy/sweets aesthetics but I don't eat sugary treats 😭😭 my mom was making fun of me the other day for it

[yifftwiceplz]

sorry really focused on this filming rn

[nctjui]

i didn't get to document the experience before my phone died but the next woman that came in shit in the stall next to me with her legs crossed like this

there's a woman on the phone in this bathroom while i'm absolutely tearing up this toilet fighting for my life

[skyddish]

that new dan and phil video is eating up my brain stems only I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF IT YET BECAUSE I'M AT MY 9-5 ADULT JOB HIDING IN THE BATHROOM. capitalism wins again. my coworkers think i have the shits. #bubbleguts is trending corporate

[fvckastrology]

advice for the rising signs 🌅

do people still use tumblr?

aries: unclench your jaw sis

taurus: put some jewelry on, you showered today right?

gemini: pick ONE person in your phone and stop leading on the rest my guy

cancer: apologize to them!!!! you know who!

leo: nothing baby you’re perfect (saving myself an argument here)

virgo: drink your probiotics, baby bubblegut ily

libra: stop cheating on your gf/bf/theyf

scorpio: take a yoga class, fucking chill bro

sagittarius: opposite of scorpio, don’t chill, straighten up, get it together messy bitch

capricorn: order a pizza, take a day off, rob a bank, who knows?

aquarius: go to the library and learn to sit with your thoughts….. QUIETLY.

pisces: throw away your vape & block him

disclaimer: i’m not a licensed advice-giver, you are not a sim you have free will & autonomy xo

[inflateftm]

That is either a fuck ton of Chinese food or your tummy did not react well to what you had 😵‍💫

My belly did NOT react well.

I felt this heaaaaaavy pressure in my lower tummy but since I was in a mall I couldn't do much so I had to ignore the slight nausea and coldsweat.

The chinese food caused a rumbling storm and a mild form of bubbleguts. Shifting in my seat on the subway made me feel a heavy slosh in my lower guts.

Was it uncomfortable? Yes.

Did I love it? Yes.

[yrsogross]

My department is working remotely from today until Jan. 2 and just got home from the grocery store, where I bought all of my most favorite foods that I can’t eat when I’m in office. Cheese and crackers, soup, cereal, spicy chips, OMG. I’m so excited to be in bed with my laptop all day with my stomach bubbling, letting out all the air that builds up as soon as I feel it. I typically eat very strict because I get so so sooooo gassy and my tummy is so loud when I eat anything that isn’t bland and dull. I don’t care about my weight, but the bubbleguts keep me on a diet because I’m a receptionist/assistant and people are always in and out passing my desk and my tummy just moans constantly and it’s embarrassing. 💜💜

this is so cute. having to limit yr diet because of your achy tummy.. finally being able to indulge without caring who hears yr gassy emissions. i hope you have a rly nice winter anon ;))

[kingfakey]

stranded in 2022 with a headache and a bubblegut

[spooky-narwhal]

Not again, dullard.

[redactednzilch]

prince bubblegut

[zannia]

bubbleguts? thats such a very black specific term imho like can I see a picture of the translation team?

[unintent]

I want spaghetti 🍝 so bad but I have been bubbleguts all night ... so so I really wanna do myself like that 😬 to everyone else...

[abrahamshipwreck]

Years of chronic stomach issues has made me the sommelier of nausea. Yes this is a mild vintage with a bouquet of hunger. Oh eating to fix it? No that form of nausea actually has to be from a specific valley in France. These bubbleguts are called a Prosecco

[interrogationspecialist]

The truvada bubbleguts are gods way of punishing the faggots

[seraqhites]

Mf I wish I had some honey bunches of oats mmmmmm fuck im HUNGRAYYYYUHHH. anyways, how are you feeling? Any better? AND guess tf what? A woman last night asked me if I wanted crayons cause I looked like a kid……bruh you have got to be fucking me im literally GROWN. Now I’m insecure cause I think I look like a child. had to tell you that cause I’m very angry and upset.

lowkey regret eating them cause my stomach hurts now😣 i could think of a few things you could eat🍽️

i am feeling better, lowkey got the worst bubbleguts but! other than that i am feeling pretty a okay😝 thanks for checking in angel.

BRUHHHHH i’m suprised you didn’t scrap with her right then and there but you could also take it as a compliment and that you look very youthful