#bubbleguts

[spooky-narwhal]

JUMPSCARE I can draw again

[patisserie-princess]

It's ironic how much I love candy/sweets aesthetics but I don't eat sugary treats 😭😭 my mom was making fun of me the other day for it

[yifftwiceplz]

sorry really focused on this filming rn

[nctjui]

i didn't get to document the experience before my phone died but the next woman that came in shit in the stall next to me with her legs crossed like this

there's a woman on the phone in this bathroom while i'm absolutely tearing up this toilet fighting for my life

[skyddish]

that new dan and phil video is eating up my brain stems only I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF IT YET BECAUSE I'M AT MY 9-5 ADULT JOB HIDING IN THE BATHROOM. capitalism wins again. my coworkers think i have the shits. #bubbleguts is trending corporate

[fvckastrology]

advice for the rising signs 🌅

do people still use tumblr?

aries: unclench your jaw sis

taurus: put some jewelry on, you showered today right?

gemini: pick ONE person in your phone and stop leading on the rest my guy

cancer: apologize to them!!!! you know who!

leo: nothing baby you’re perfect (saving myself an argument here)

virgo: drink your probiotics, baby bubblegut ily

libra: stop cheating on your gf/bf/theyf

scorpio: take a yoga class, fucking chill bro

sagittarius: opposite of scorpio, don’t chill, straighten up, get it together messy bitch

capricorn: order a pizza, take a day off, rob a bank, who knows?

aquarius: go to the library and learn to sit with your thoughts….. QUIETLY.

pisces: throw away your vape & block him

disclaimer: i’m not a licensed advice-giver, you are not a sim you have free will & autonomy xo

[inflateftm]

That is either a fuck ton of Chinese food or your tummy did not react well to what you had 😵‍💫

My belly did NOT react well.

I felt this heaaaaaavy pressure in my lower tummy but since I was in a mall I couldn't do much so I had to ignore the slight nausea and coldsweat.

The chinese food caused a rumbling storm and a mild form of bubbleguts. Shifting in my seat on the subway made me feel a heavy slosh in my lower guts.

Was it uncomfortable? Yes.

Did I love it? Yes.

[redactednzilch]

prince bubblegut

[zannia]

bubbleguts? thats such a very black specific term imho like can I see a picture of the translation team?

[spooky-narwhal]

Not again, dullard.

[unintent]

I want spaghetti 🍝 so bad but I have been bubbleguts all night ... so so I really wanna do myself like that 😬 to everyone else...

[abrahamshipwreck]

Years of chronic stomach issues has made me the sommelier of nausea. Yes this is a mild vintage with a bouquet of hunger. Oh eating to fix it? No that form of nausea actually has to be from a specific valley in France. These bubbleguts are called a Prosecco

[seraqhites]

Mf I wish I had some honey bunches of oats mmmmmm fuck im HUNGRAYYYYUHHH. anyways, how are you feeling? Any better? AND guess tf what? A woman last night asked me if I wanted crayons cause I looked like a kid……bruh you have got to be fucking me im literally GROWN. Now I’m insecure cause I think I look like a child. had to tell you that cause I’m very angry and upset.

lowkey regret eating them cause my stomach hurts now😣 i could think of a few things you could eat🍽️

i am feeling better, lowkey got the worst bubbleguts but! other than that i am feeling pretty a okay😝 thanks for checking in angel.

BRUHHHHH i’m suprised you didn’t scrap with her right then and there but you could also take it as a compliment and that you look very youthful

[neverfeltthewinterquitesodead]

im not dying ............. but i may as well be. first sign of bubbleguts i start picturing my funeral. she died from her intestines spontaneously combusting. yeah its fucked up

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how did i even cope with being sick before i had weed......

[bak3dlik3cak3]

bubbleguts vs ohshits

bubbleguts: when something has happened that has created such turmoil in your belly that the gurgles and burbles within can be audibly witnessed by all without; often immediately followed by diarrhea. 

ohshits: when your brain goes into a frenzied panic because you just pumped gas and your car hand sani bottle is so low that the pump can’t reach the liquid; often immediately followed by bubbleguts [see above]

[4thandgoalbreez]

#BubbleGuts Visual Directed by @dro_hundred Produced by @tonyfattz Executive Producer: @4thandgoalrecords_ From the album #GourmetSouffle which is out now! Link in bio! UPDATE: I fixed the link! #Breez #GetChours #DroHundred #Visual #Exclusive #Trailer #MusicVideo #Cinematic #Cinematography #4thAndGoalRecords #FattzMadeIt #IndieArtist #IndependentArtist #Influencer #TasteMaker #HipHop #Rap #Musician #Art #Culture #Producer #UnsignedArtist (at Ann Arbor, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/COs1cxKBrCv/?igshid=9ibngtxaiimd