#quarantinedeeznutz

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bubbleguts vs ohshits

bubbleguts: when something has happened that has created such turmoil in your belly that the gurgles and burbles within can be audibly witnessed by all without; often immediately followed by diarrhea. 

ohshits: when your brain goes into a frenzied panic because you just pumped gas and your car hand sani bottle is so low that the pump can’t reach the liquid; often immediately followed by bubbleguts [see above]