#brynley stent

[politedemon]

Never has anyone done less for men's mental health awareness.

[cloudberrylane]

don't know what to do now that s17 is over? if you haven't seen it already, may i suggest TMNZ. series 1 & 2 are on youtube.

"stop thinking. go away (& watch TMNZ or AU)"

[olympain]

If you could get anything, what would you want? Maybe an ice cream.

[unofficial-book-of-quotes-tm]

Paul Williams: It's worth noting that, because of the tight turnaround between shoots she had to wear a wig in the last episode as well. Brynley Stent: Yeah, I got a lot of compliments on my new hairstyle. Guy Williams: Yeah, she told me it was a new haircut and I had to a awkwardly praise it. Then I felt bad 'cos Madeleine wasn't praising the new haircut enough. Madeleine Sami: I did think about it and I didn't wanna say anything 'cos I was like, 'That's bad!' Brynley Stent: Madeleine came in and went, 'Oh! Your hair!'

Paul Williams, Brynley Stent, Guy Williams, Madeleine Sami (series 01, episode 08: Sweaty socks and depression)

During the studio record for episode eight wear the most outlandish costume under your outfit.

[kiwitaskmaster]

Episode review of Taskmaster New Zealand, Season 1, Episode 3:

— EXPECT MANY SPOILERS —

> Jeremy as Paul is drinking chocolate milk hidden in his suit: :| 

> LABIA CHAPSTICK LMAOO (Angella)

> ‘You really don't wanna get a DAP. Dry Ass Pussy’ (Madeleine)

> Guy accusing Brynley of burning down the Sky City Convention Centre bc she cut the end off of a condom 

> ‘It's quite scary when she does that’ he says, leaning closer to Paul for protection LMAO

> SEXY TREE YESSSSS

> PAUL STRIP TEASE WOO ANGELLA ILYYY

> ‘Grind up like its… mince’

> Paul Williams the man you are

> ‘Id argue that when people go to a strip club they don't leave going, wow, those poles,’ (Paul) ‘What if it's a Polish bar’ (Angella) 

> ‘Have your nipples recovered?’ (Jeremy)  ‘I kissed them better’ (Angella)

> ‘Feminism is sexy. And if you don't agree with me? You're a sexist. Do you want to be a sexist Jeremy Wells?’ (Brynley)

> Cricket = very sexy (apparently)

> GUY IS NAKED IN A TREE OH LORD

> Paul you poor poor man having to pull down his own brother's pants

> ‘There's a guy who looks like Guy Williams possibly masturbating in a tree.’ (Angella)

> ANGELLA GOT ONE POINT???? To be fair she did make Paul more sexy than the tree but STILL

> ‘Might be your night tonight. Probably won't be. (Jeremy)

> Augh I love Paul and Jeremy so much my pookies :(((

> TEAM TASK!! TEAM TASK!!!!

> ‘Get the grape in the tuba from the furthest distance’ and then they stayed inside the whole time

> ‘Guy you didn't do much but you helped a little bit’ Why does he have this grudge against Guy 

> ‘Get out there and get yourself checked. Kia Kaha. God Defend New Zealand’  (Guy) ‘I don't think anyone has done anything less for men's mental health awareness.’ (Jeremy)

> Surprise surprise (Christmas hat fit Paul’s head)

> Fabio the pinata! Jeremy’s a hater both of Brynley’s names have been great (call back to Sriracha the squirrel from E01)

> MINUS ONE POINT FOR DOING DAMAGE TO MENS MENTAL HEALTH Guy cannot catch a break 

> ‘Thank you Paul you sexy thing’ YEAHH PREACH 

> ‘Leigh was still writing’ (Guy) ‘So were you!’ (Jeremy?)

> This live task is absurd bc how are you meant to portray a colour with just your body

> Leigh got a point for doing jack shit LMAO Jeremy this is absurd /pos

> How did Jeremy manage to get red from whatever Madeleine was doing this is incredible

> I’D LIKE TO STRIKE ANOTHER POSE sticks her middle finger up* INCONNN ANGELLA ILY

[oziraphale]

[ragpicker-and-poet]

[platearmourpiglet]

Dammit Brynley...😳

[sowhatsthesituation]

Had an awful dream last night, but it's all OK because I got to take a picture with Brynley Stent in it

[narrateur]

[cloudberrylane]

The little ghost girl:

Taskmaster NZ (2020): An Intervention.

Task. Find Paul and hit him with this frisbee. You may not walk or run while holding the frisbee. Every time you throw the frisbee, you must put on an additional item of clothing. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

[askewedview]

The representation we need

[kiwitaskmaster]

And now, for the finale:

Epsiode review of Taskmaster New Zealand, Season 1, Epsiode 10:

— Spoilers! —

> ‘I promised him one introduction this season where i made him sound good.’

> He looks so fondly exasperated with Paul i cannot get over it

> Thats just leigh chips promo

> HE BROUGHT HIS UNCLE JOHN

> Bad move doing that where someone who can confirm or deny what your doing but pop off Guy

> EAT THE FAKE ASHESSSS

> Do they even have an uncle named John?

> THEYRE SHARING OUT THE ASHES LMAO

> WHY DID THEY ALL EAT THE ‘ASHES’ (KITTY LITTER).

> To be fair… Brynley’s trophy is not all that far off.

> NOW GUYS EATING THE KITTY LITTER

> ‘Anyone's game apart from Guy!’ LIVING for his animosity 

> ‘Marrying your cousin! That's good’ Words that have NEVER been uttered before.

> ‘Public fornication is a crime?’ (Jeremy) ‘Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, I've never tried it. You down?’ (Brynley) LONG silence ‘Not publicly.’ (Jeremy) 

> WHY DO THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE THAT AFTER

> ‘Come back! I need you for my crime!’

> Niceee bird skeleton

> ‘Make sense?’ ‘Not really :/’ MY SILLYYYYY

> What is it with Guy and making his BROTHER do shit like typing a homemade g-string on him 

> And Leigh just makes a cheese toasty

> Leigh committed ZERO crimes and got FIVE points?? Jeremy be SO real rn

> Last team task :((((( 

> Immediate instinct once they're free: Fuck Everything Up

> LEIGH ASKING IN STUDIO WHAT THEY WERE GETTING POINTS FOR. 

> The task that reveals nobody reads anything properly apart from brynley

> I think this is where her advantage of having been a taskmaster fan pre being on the show REALLY helped her out

> Prime example of sometimes you dont have to do well, you just have to do it right

> Three way tie going into the live task

> I think i’d be hoisted on my own petard on this one bc i would do WAY to much but lowk i feel if you proper commit to it, you could do any amount

> Very unhelpful comment from Guy right before Angella went dear lord

> I would be worried about smacking my hand though

> Yeah see id do what leigh did but likely not commit hard enough

> Im also. Not as jacked.

> There it is again, ‘wHickedly talented, Leigh Hart.’

> LOVELY (episode) win for madeleine

> GUY IN LASTT WOOO

> LEIGH IN FOURTH

> BRYNLEY IN THIRD 

> PEOPLES PRINCESS INDEED

> MADELELINE IN SECONDDDD

> ANGELLA DRAVID WINSSS CLEANNNLY

> Paul looks like a little golden retriever puppy in that scene

> I loveeee the celebration in the last episodes its always so cute

[politedemon]

i realise i am the only person listening to waterdeep mountain high in 2024 but brynley stent plays a goblin called peng so obviously every time she speaks i can only think about this

[fuunsaiki]

me this morning: "i have a ticket to see paul williams 🙂"

me this afternoon: "I HAVE TICKETS TO SEE PAUL WILLIAMS GUY WILLIAMS GUY MONTGOMERY BRYNLEY STENT NIC SAMPSON AND ALICE SNEDDEN 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻"

there's a week in august where i'm not making ANY plans for myself because i'm hoping i might be able to score a last minute ticket to taylor swift at wembley. yesterday i saw that guy montgomery will also be performing in london that week, and so i thought to myself "who is more important to me, taylor swift or guy montgomery?", and in that moment i was stunned to realise that i simply DID NOT KNOW

anyway both of 'em are completely sold out so it doesn't really matter, but that was a personality test that i wasn't expecting to fail this weekend