#brunhilde x reader ror

[recreationalfanfics]

Summary: Was gonna write Brunhilde and a Batman Reader but then I had an idea for a Loki x John Constantine! Reader so yeah, that's the context.

Batman! Reader x Brunhilde:

No because people think that Brunhilde is a foolish demigod or a cold bitch for letting her sisters be sacrificed but thats not the case and you know that. Especially considering how you had to make up those calls yourself and that you carry around your own image. Out of everyone in the Justice League Brunhilde could have summoned, picking you was an absolute no-brainer considering how you managed to even defeat God's who threatened your city and even befriended some. So when Brunhilde summoned you to defend humanity, you knew that all of your fights up until now led up to this moment.

- You literally do not trust Brunhilde at first and she doesn't trust you. You're more distant than her other champions and you have a tendency and unlike the other gods, you don't underestimate her, but you also see that she doesn't mind sacrificing humans.

- Until, one day, when you were conducting investigations of the arena just to make sure everyone is who they say they are (The God's literally have a shape shifter whose the God of Mischief) and you break into Brunhilde's and see her shrines. The ones she held for the humans and the ones she held for her sisters. It wasn't until you see Hercules enshrined that your tune changes about Brunhilde.

"And what do you think you're doing here?" Brunhilde frowns, seeing you standing in front of her shrine. You don't look back at her, you just continue to stare at the humans who lost their lives defending humanity.

"I asked you a questio-"

"I won't need a Völundr." You promised, still not looking back.

Brunhilde blinked dumbfoundedly before skeptically scrunching her face, "What? You think you can defeat a god all by yourself?"

"I've done it before," You say oh-so casually before looking over your shoulder and even if you wore a mask, she could tell you were looking at her. It chilled her to the bone but not...in an unpleasant way, "but thats not why I don't need a Völundr."

You then walk over to her, your chests nearly touching as you look down at her through your cowl, her arms are crossed and her eyes are hardened as she tried to figure out if you're a genius or if you're as insane as the rumors make you out to me.

"Then what is it?" She asks.

"Because my family was taken away from me once," You answer her, taking your cowl off so she could see your (e/c) eyes, "and it wouldn't be right if I did that to someone else, not even to save all of humanity."

They were genuine and the thoughts of the rumors, legends, and myths she heard about you were gone because in your eyes, she could see it. The tragedy of your past, the determination in your eyes, and the sad look of understanding you gave her was so oddly vulnerable. You then walk past her and leave her standing there, however, she found her voice once you were one foot out of the door.

"Your chances of dying are incredibly high." She warns. She swears she hears you make a noise...something akin to a chuckle, in fact. She wasn't sure if she imagined it or if you were actually capable of that. Still, you make something dangerously close to a joke (but its hard to tell with your voice): "They always are."

She's filled with such anxiety and relief as she hears your footsteps walk away and slowly fade into the hallway. Relief because at least one of her sisters wouldn't be at risk but anxious because...do you really know what you're up against?

- Turns out you did, you had one of the quicker fights in Ragnarok. Honestly, since you didn't have to worry about fighting parademons like you did with Darkseid and could focus on the God, you were pretty set. That's not to say you didn't suffer a few injuries but you've been through worse.

- Brunhilde watched as you used a batarang to deliver a killing blow once you got the God where you wanted him and everyone watched in shock as you killed him...all without a Völundr. The God's shouted that you had cheated, their ego's hurt by some vigilante in a mask, but you didn't pay them any attention as you felt yourself nearly fall.

- Brunhilde caught you and held you in her arms, wrapping an arm over your shoulder and staring at you in disbelief.

"H-How did you kill him with normal weapons?" She asked, clearly amazed and shocked. You send her the smallest of smiles (it honestly looked like a slightly upturned frown), one that looked so foreign yet so attractive on you, "Like I said, this isn't my first time killing a God."

She grinned and kissed your face. While your expression didn't really change, it caught you off gaurd but it also made your smile grow a little wider.

"My hero." She praised, happy that she didn't have to lose a sister and happy that despite your dark and brooding persona, the fate of humanity was all the more safer with you by her side.

Loki x Constantine! Reader:

tw. smoking and suggestive themes (nothing too bad)

- GKWJFJDJX, NO BECAUSE CONSTANTINE HAS HAD MANY QUESTIONABLE RELATIONSHIPS SO BEING THE BISEXUAL TRAINWRECK YOU ARE, THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME TENSION BETWEEN YOU AND LOKI.

- Like he hears about a human whose the "Master of the Dark Arts" and he just scoffs, some Gods can't even handle dark magic, so to think that a human of all things could? Ridiculous. Oh well, looks like he just had to prove you for the fraud that you are.

- No because you know how we're attracted to Loki's bastard energy? YOU somehow have more bastard energy than HIM and he is undeniably attracted to you because of it. LIKE, THE SUPERNATURAL RIZZ YOU HAVE IS INSANE. IF THE SPIRIT EMBODIMENT OF LOS ANGELES COULDN'T RESIST YOU, HOW COULD LOKI?

"So you're the dark arts master I've been hearing about?" Loki's voice echoes.

You were struggling to light your cigarette before looking around, not really panicked, but rather nonchalantly. Until the God of Mischief himself appeared before you in all of his glory, Loki didn't even hide his magical aura this time because he wanted you to feel like you were out of your league, he smiled at your stunned reaction and already felt smug.

Until you looked him up and down and smirked.

"Loki, right? Man, Tom Hiddleston doesn't do ya justice, luv~" You whistle, your eyes still taking in his figure. Loki was now taken off gaurd but chuckled as he narrows his eyes at you dangerously, "My, is that how you talk to a God? After I'm done proving you're a fraud, perhaps I should cut off that pathetic tounge of yours."

"Fraud?" You repeated, raising an eyebrow but still holding that smirk on your face, "Ya gonna have tah be a bit more specific, I'm kinda known for stuff like that."

You're circling him now, still not really intimidated like he wanted you to be but the way you look at him is...exciting, to say the least. You're surprisingly good looking...in a worn down pathetic city rat kind of way.

"They call you Master of the Dark arts...why?" Loki demanded. You shrug and stop in front of him, "People call me a lot of things. Hellblazer, Bastard, ConJob- I'd hardly consider myself a Master, I just...dabble in the occult and get sent to Hell here and there. Nothing big, but enough about me, let's talk about you~"

Any other human would've been destroyed right now, shamelessly trying to hit on a God. Especially one such as Loki but for some reason, he likes the attention from you. The way you look at him with desire and infatuation, your boldness was charming, but Loki was all about playing games and teasing. Pulling you by your towards him, you let out a startled noise but smile when he presses a finger to the tip of your cigarette and using his own magic, he lights it for you but he keeps his grip tight around your tie.

"What do you want to know?" He hummed.

- When it's your battle, Loki is rather impressed that you're quite well versed in magic. Much more than you gave yourself credit for. Which was a shame for him because he made a bet that if you managed to survive your first battle, he'd give you a kiss.

- He was laughing about it to the other God's but as your fight went on, you'd wink at him when you noticed that he had his eyes on you.

"My, the human seems motivated" Hermes chuckled, looking at Loki with an amused face.

Loki can't fight back the way his eyes become dreamy and his grin becoming less mischievous and more like a schoolgirl staring at her crush with every wink or victorious look you give him.

"Yes, they do." He responded, licking his lips in anticipation.

- One thing I feel like is important to mention is that, much like John, you tricked the Demon Lords of Hell to fight over your soul for eternity and escaped judgment. Not to mention you even promised it to angels, but either way, this is important because when your opponent stabs you: everyone thinks it's the end.

- Brunhilde was going to mourn another loss for humanity and Loki just frowned in slight dissapointment. Hmm, how sad, he actually almost thought you'd win.

- But you don't shatter and break like everyone else, in fact, a shit eating grin grows on your face as you say: "Oh bollocks, silly me, I forgot-"

- You then cast one last magic spell to kill the God, shocking both humans and Gods alike. You cough up blood but wipe it off with your sleeve and smile at Brunhilde, "I currently don't have my soul, so I can't really die!"

Oh, you sneaky little minx.

The God's demanded a rematch and Humanity argued that they were the ones who believed they were oh-so powerful Gods. You, a single human, managed to make the Ragnarok more chaotic than it already was...and honestly, he loved it!

Not only did you keep the fact that you couldn't really be sent to Niflhiem because your soul was already promised to multiple demon lords in Hell a secret but also...Loki now thinks about your bet that you made with him...He now realizes you didn't say "win", you said "survive". And while it is debatable if you won or not, you did survive. Meaning you had even tricked Loki but he was far from upset about it.

So now here you both were, your hands on his waist and his hands a mess in your hair. His back against the wall until he finally pulled away, your lips chasing his desperately but exhaling from nearly running out of air from the passionate make out session.

"You were right," Loki hums softly as he cups your face in his hands and stares at you with half-lidded purple eyes, "you really are a bastard."

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#165 The Tea-

Heracles: If you put Y/n and Uncle Poseidon in a room together, who will come out crying first?

Brunhilde: The room

[44ryder]

Ror characters I think would be great at ✨giving✨

Buddha

Hands down. With his love for food, ya know he would definitely wanna taste you all the time for like an hour at least and make you cum multiple times and then clean up the mess himself *wink wink* and the fun doesn’t stop there, you two always have sex right afterwards because your orgasms always turn on Buddha so much, and he knows he’s good, he would constantly tease you about how much you like him going down on you, even in public

Buddha: *takes a sip of tea but it’s still too hot to drink* “Ah crap! I burned my tongue!”

(Y/n) “Are you alright, honey?”

Buddha: “are you worried for me or are ya worried I won’t be able to lick ya all up tonight~”

Hercules

I can’t even! Hercules is such a people pleaser, he definitely makes it his mission to make sure his lover is 100% satisfied, especially to relax you after a stressful day. Although, I feel like he’d be slow to hints, so sometimes you just gotta straight up ask him to go down on you but he’ll be on his knees in an instant right after because he could never say no to the love of his life and he honestly loves it because he loves to hear your moans and feel your shaky thighs around his face gets him so hard all the time, it’s takes you a little longer to reach your orgasm because Hercules will take his time with you like kissing your inner things and fingering you slowly, so normally you finish once but it’s a big one that has your entire body drained afterwards. you don’t have to have sex afterwards, if you want to of course Hercules will gladly oblige but if you’re tired after your climax, Hercules will gladly cuddle you until you fall asleep in his strong arms or he’ll draw you a soothing bath with your favorite candles and chocolates and rub your neck and shoulders in a well needed massage. The entire time your receiving Hercules will be giving you praises and telling you how much he looks you the entire time because he knows that’s what you like.

(Y/n): *finishes*

Hercules: “mm that’s my girl, I love you so much. Can I draw you a nice bath…or does my empress want me to please her again~”

Apollo

The man’s obviously a lady killer so his tongue and other things are golden. But it’s extremely rare that he’ll go down on you because Apollo wants the spotlight on him but when he does he’ll have you finished in minutes and you’ll always beg for more and he’ll deny you your plea saying “a true performer does not cave to the plea for an encore, you should have made the feeling last longer, dove.”

But he’ll always be ready to fill you with something else right after

Loki

I’m not the biggest fan of Loki but we’ve all seen his crazy long tongue so he def would hit some deep spots of yours just right and have you finishing in minutes. But he wouldn’t do it for a long time in your relationship because he was too uptight, thinking it was weird at first until you finally convinced him to try. He was instantly addicted but he would never tell you and he would wait until you beg him to go down on you again before he made the first move. And he would totally do it in public places so most times you wouldn’t have sex afterwards, and he would constantly whine that his jaw hurts hours later.

(Y/n) “Loki! This is the common area, someone could walk in!”

Loki: “then you better hurry up and cum, my pet~”

Hours later at dinner

“Ugh! I can’t eat another bite, my jaw hurts so so much and it’s all (y/n)’s fault! I guess I have to starve.”

You, beet red in embarrassment while Thor uncomfortably tries not to throw up his dinner and Odin glares at Loki as his crows caw in shock

Shiva

The man has three wives so we know he has learned a thing or two to keep everyone satisfied. I feel like he would rock your world with an orgasm that would last for days and that’s a good thing because you have to share him with his other wives so yes he’s skillful but very rarely has you all to himself. And shiva is giving greedy vibes in bed so he has to be satisfied first if you want him to treat you well. And shiva is a very laid back person so it lasts a long time and definitely leads into sex with him and maybe the other wives. Shivas more into naughty words than loving words during the act so he’d constantly tell you things like,

Shiva: “look at you… so dirty, like the slut you are, I’m only using my mouth and your putty in my hands, such a bad girl you are.”

Brunhilde

Last but not least. We all know our girl is a total freak in bed so she would run laps around these boys when giving oral for sure. But we all know brunhilde has a dark side so she’ll definitely be going down on her partner but pull away before they finish and demand they earn the right to orgasm. Hilde could finish you in seconds but chooses to have you wiggling for as long as she pleases. And she also has no problem using her skills to win an argument.

“Be a good girl/boy and have this place spotless when I get back or you’ll be empty and alone tonight.”

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Baby Reader arguing with everyone through angry babbles, Loki encourages this too and gets lumps in his head for it.

Brunhilde: no mc you can’t go out and train with the others, it’s too dangerous

Mc: angry babbling

Loki: Yeah you tell her! (Odin + Brunhilde suddenly appear behind him)

Adam preventing mc from doing something dangerous and having to restrain a fussy baby

-You were fussing, holding onto a teething ring, whining as you watched Lu Bu, Thor, Kojiro, Leonidas, Raiden, and Shiva all headed outside to go to the training grounds.

-Adam, who was sitting with you, followed your gaze, “They will be back Y/N. They’re just going to train.” You called out, hearing that word, knowing what it meant, and you wanted to go with, hitting the ground before for you, looking excited.

-Odin couldn’t help but smile softly, as he could tell you were going to be a warrior one day, when you wanted to go to the training grounds too, despite not being able to walk yet.

-Brunnhilde smiled softly, as the three of them were the ones who were watching you today, “Would you like to play another game Y/N?”

-You babbled out angrily, pointing at the door, wanting to go with the warriors. Loki popped up, “Yeah you tell her Y/N!” Brunnhilde and Odin both glared at him, seeing the trickster hyping you up while Adam pulled you into his arms.

-You fussed, squirming lightly as you didn’t want to be held, you wanted to go outside with the others, “Come now Y/N- don’t fuss.” You whimpered, your hands out towards the door, giving him big puppy dog eyes, hoping that he would relent and give you what you wanted.

-It was ten minutes later, the warriors were all sparring before they heard Odin, “LOKI!!!” which caused them all to pause before Loki, who was cackling with amusement, flew down with you in his arms, delighted squeals leaving you.

-Eyes went wide, seeing Odin, Brunnhilde, and Adam chasing after him, realizing Loki had ‘kidnapped’ you from them.

-Once on the training grounds, despite not doing anything, you were content, gnawing on your teething ring, seeing the warriors spar.

-You were sitting on Odin’s lap, while Brunnhilde were scolding Loki nearby, who was pouting, several steaming lumps on his head.

-Odin sighed softly, patting your head gently, “I hope you won’t be a troublemaker like Loki.” You looked up, cooing softly, not understanding what he meant, and he prayed you never did.

[kanroji-san]

Muichiro!Y/n/Reader AU

Muichiro!Y/n: Souji, are we dating?

Souji: Eh?

Muichiro!Y/n: Are we dating?

Souji: N-no. We're just hanging out as friends.

Muichiro!Y/n: Oh, I see...

Souji: Why do you ask?

Muichiro!Y/n: I was just having this feeling. Guess I have read too much romance.

Souji: Yeah...you must really have.

Later of the same day

Göll: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!?! THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE!

Souji: I-i panicked! Okay?!

Kojiro: The fact that you confirmed everything... But to an opposite direction.

Brunhilde: It's pathetic.

Souji: I didn't expect they would ask!

Göll: WE TOLD YOU THEY COULD TAKE A HINT!!!

[togetherhearted]

Can I request Buddha, Qin and Brunhilde with a stronger! fem s/o :D? Reader is extremely chaotic around anyone that's not them, during most of the gods history, she did NOT give them a brake, constantly braking rules, braking things, just being a pain and all of it out of spite, she lives to watch their down fall and the gods can't do anything about it because, one, she's important, two, she's too strong to deal with but when she's around them (the character) she's peaceful and calm, she normally doesn't say much and just hangs around them, naps, reads, plays with their hair, anything calming (basically the opposite)

Of course I can! Hope it is alright!

BUDDHA,QIN AND BRUNHILDE WITH A STRONG!S/O

Dealing with you was a hustle;every deity knew.

They warned Buddha of that but he was as rebellious as you and didn't listen.

It was surprising to see that around him you were the chilliest person they ever met.

Was probably his influence?

Influence or not, the other gods made sure to talk to you and ask for things only when Buddha was around so you couldn't move a finger on them.

They would find you in piles of pillows; head on his lap, reading a book while he was enjoying candies.

They were thankful for making you calm.

Qin chose you for your strength, your wild side. It amused and fascinated him. A perfect lover to have forever by his side. Only the best for a king like him.

What increased his amusement was noticing how placid you actually were when he spent time with you.

-How lovely...- He would whisper to you as you scooted closer to his body while he was busy reading papers. Your eyes closed and in a deep slumber.

No one had idea how Brunhilde could be with you. You were a pain, a fierce opponent, never stopping like a river and yet the woman just smirked at them.

-I've got this-

She simply said, knowing how you really where when alone with her.

-I heard from a little birdie- Brunhilde would catch your attention.You stopped the tea cup mid-air -You broke another shelf today-

A lazy smile where on your lips now, you took a sip calmly. It was enough for her to understand that it really happened.

-Oh...you're incorrigible-

[stuckinhell102]

Incorrect quotes of any characterd

Record of ragnarock incorrect quotes!

Because why the Hell not

Adam seeing Y/n with a boy:"Not my daugther you won't-"

*Heracles places down a 2+ card*

Y/n doing the same

Heracles:"AAAAAAAAGHHH!"

Brunhillde:"Everything is fine,everything is going exactly how I planned it to be"

five seconds later

Brunhillde:"Everything is NOT going accord to my plan!"

Buddha just enjoying some snacks in the background

Y/n:"You seem fruity"

Tengen:"I do?Thanks!"

Gol:"We are gonna lose!"

Y/n:"Listen here you little shit!We are gonna win!Now repeat after me!"

Gol:"Ok..."

Y/n:"Never give up!"

Gol:"Never..."

Y/n:"Never what?"

Gol:"Never give up!"

Y/n:"YAS!"

They both processed to continue screaming that for next 30 minutes

Jack:"But...but I am...me?"

Y/n:"I don't care you deserve love,and therapy"

Y/n:"Well I need the second one too..."

[yukisnowowl]

Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1

Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF

[mias-blogs]

𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝑀𝒾𝒶'𝓈 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓉𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓇!

𝑭𝒐𝒓: 𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑹𝒂𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒌.

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ'𝘴 (𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒): 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘢 𝘛𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘢, 𝘘𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘪 𝘏𝘶𝘢𝘯𝘨, 𝘏𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴, 𝘉𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘻𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘣, 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢, 𝘈𝘯𝘶𝘣𝘪𝘴, 𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘯, 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘳, 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯, 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘢 , 𝘈𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰, 𝘓𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘴

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ's (𝑓𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒): 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘦, 𝘏𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵, 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘻, 𝘎𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘭, 𝘚𝘬𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘥, 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘭

ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ!! :

All of these are fem reader only!!

IMPORTANT!

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎

Overstimulation — Nikola Tesla

Cock warming — Hades

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚘

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎

Breeding kink — Qin Shi Huang

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛

Eating out — Brunhilde

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎

Riding — Thor

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚡

Edging — Poseidon

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗

Fingering — Hirst

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

Body worship — Apollo

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎

Mommy kink — Raiden (sub!)

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚎𝚗

Mating press — Buddha

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗

Blowjob — Beelzebub (sub!)

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎

Anal — Leonidas

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Hybrid reader — Randgriz

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Marking — Anubis

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Aphrodisiac — Gondul

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Nipple play — Geirolul

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Blindfold — Buddha

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Aftercare — Skalmold

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗

Cream pie — Hades

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢

Thigh riding — Shiva

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎

Somnophila — Qin Shi Huang

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚘

Degrading — Poseidon

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎

Dumbificion — Apollo

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛

Spanking — Nikola Tesla

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎

Double penetration — ??? + ???

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚡

Collar — Beelzebub (sub!)

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗

Size difference — Buddha

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

Remote control vibrator — Nikola Tesla

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎

Virginity loss — Qin Shi Huang

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢

Dacryphilia — Hades

𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 - 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋!

Gang bang — Apollo + Hades + Beelzebub + Buddha + Qin Shi Huang + Nikola Tesla

𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥

[mr-yuugo]

Fallen Soul

-Record Of Ragnarok × Fem!Reader-

Summary: You are a god who is recruited to fight for Mankind. A god whose soul had fallen to earth, a human version of themselves was born. Will you be able to help save humanity?

You can read this on Wattpad and AO3! There is currently 17 chapters!

[CHAPTER 1] Contender

Faint footsteps could be heard as you lifted your head. "Lady Y/N, there is someone here who wishes to speak with you," Virgo said as they bowed down. Their short pink hair covered their face as their right hand was placed on their chest.

You hummed in acknowledgment. "Let them in," You spoke as you rested your chin in the palm of your hand. Virgo was quick to stand up straight. Going to the doors of your throne room to open them. Opening them, Virgo moved to the side to let the person walk in. You smiled as you recognized that it was the Valkyrie from earlier.

....

"Well, then. Everyone, it's been 1000 years since the last time we gathered. Let us start the conference shall we?" Zeus said.

"Now, let me ask. In regard to the survival of mankind for the next 1,000 years. Should we forgive them? Or should we just put an end to them?" Zeus asked and two signs appeared beside him. One is a circle and another being an X symbol.

Besides where you sat, you heard someone speak. "Yep! Heeeere!" Shiva, who was sitting next to you was smiling. He was holding up two of the X signs.

"Let's just give them the doomsday already, Alright? From what I've seen these past 1,000 years, mankind doesn't seem to have any intent to repent at all. Trying to guide them is such a pain in the ass." Having said that, he looked over at you and smirked. "Once we erase them all, let's try evolving some other animal!"

Just a few feet away you saw Aphrodite nod her head. "True..." Aphrodite muttered. "It's just as Shiva-sama said, in the last 1000 years the earth has become too ugly." You were certain you could hear the inner disgust in her voice.

"Seas are filled with waste and oil, forests are disappearing and living beings have become extinct one after another. So to speak...Humans are the most dangerous living cancer on earth. A disaster that will bring the earth to its end. Isn't that right?"

At her words, multiple of the other gods present had begun to agree with her. "Aphrodite is right!"

"Mankind is awful and will bring only despair." As even more gods began to speak their minds, Shiva turned to you and spoke. "Tell me, Y/N, you also think we should end them right?" He lazily smiled.

Looking at him, you smiled. Putting a finger up to your lips as if you were shushing him, you chuckled dryly. "Just wait Shiva, I'm sure the humans will not be ones to give up without a fight."

Zeus cleared his throat, gaining the attention of those around him. "I guess we have come to an agreement!" Zeus said, raising his gavel. "Then, the end of mankind is decided-!" Just before he slammed his gavel down, someone interrupted him.

"Please wait for a second!" Near the higher seats, you spotted a Valkyrie standing boldly and another who seemed scared.

"Huh?" Zeus mumbled. "A Valkyrie...? That's a Valkyrie right?" Someone asked. "What's up with her?" Another questioned as murmurs began to rise. "Parden my intrusion Gods, there is one thing I must say." The Valkyrie spoke loudly.

"Sister! Y-you can't s-speak to the Gods like that!" The smaller girl beside her said while trembling as she hurried to shush her sister.

"Mind your business, Brunhilde!" The crows that sit on Odin's shoulders yelled at her. "You imbecile half God! How dare you open your filthy mouth in the conference of the Gods!"

Brunhilde didn't seem fazed by their words. "It is true that mankind is unbelievably vulgar and violent. But to destroy them like that...Isn't that a bit...boring?" She shrugged. "Whether the survival of mankind has any value or not. With the mighty mercy of the Gods, why don't we test them?"

"Test them?! How, do you wish to flood them?!" Huginn asked Brunhilde as he continued to yell. "Or do you think we should send them into an ice age?"

Brundilde turned her head left to right in disagreement. "No, but I have the most effective way to test them.""Oh?" Zeus hummed. "What is it!? Say it now you imbecile!" Huggin yelled as he grew impatient. "Say it now!"

"Gods vs. Mankind's final struggle, Ragnarok!" Brunhilde spoke loudly as she held a book in her hands. "Valhalla constitution, article 62." She said while flipping through a book. "It is explained in paragraph 15 of the super special clause. 1 vs. 1 showdown, between both Gods and Mankind."

"It seems you Valkyrie really don't understand! Mankind vs. Gods? They simply don't stand a chance against us!" Huginn said. "They simply stand no chance!" Both crows yelled out in unison.

At the crow's words, the other gods present began to agree with them. "That's right!" They all yelled out. "It would be child's play!"The gods roared. "I don't even remember such a law."

Brundilde looked displeased, "So the will of the Gods is to destroy mankind and also....to avoid complete conflict?" Brunhilde said, mockery laced in her words. "Heh?!" Huginn glared.

"We want to destroy mankind without fighting them. We don't want to be put in the same ring as them. That's I'll I'm hearing, hmm don't tell me....." She stopped for a second. "You're chickening out?" Her voice echoed. "If so, I'm terribly sorry for interrupting you. Please forgive me. Well anyway go ahead don't listen to me. Let's just forget all about the Ragnarok stuff."

Soon laughter could be heard from all directions, but after that laughter, anger was clearly present. "How dare you!" The Gods yelled out in anger, throwing poisonous words at her. "Do you know what you just did you damn half-breed!"

"Are you making fun of us you bastard!!?"You simply stared at the girl with amazement in your eyes. "How bold!" You gushed as you smiled in her direction.

"Hohoho..." Zeus chuckled. "Ragnarok, quite an interesting proposal. Well said! Though, your proposal it's such a fucking unit! Besides don't you think it's been a long time since we have seen the might of the Gods!!"

"Everyone! What do you think? Should we hold a showdown between God and Mankind!?" He laughed. "Here!" Saying that he slammed his gavel down.

....

"Lady Y/N, thank you for allowing me to speak with you." Brunhilde bowed down in front of you. Motioning over to her to stand up, she soon stood confidently. "It's my pleasure dear, so why are you here?" You chuckled.

Placing a hand near her heart she looked up at you with determination. "I'm here to ask you, will you fight in Ragnarok?" You tilted your head in confusion, a quiet humm leaving your lips. "Hm? But I'm a God, why would you want me to fight against your cause?"

Brunhilde smirked. "You would fight....in your human form. Your soul, fell to earth correct? You were once a human, so according to the rules, you'll be able to participate for mankind. I've seen your skills as a human, I have no doubt you'll win!" Her smirked widened.

"Yes, I suppose that's true..." You mumbled, sighing you continued. "You are a very smart woman Brunhilde! Of course, such a bold request as yours can't be turned down. I accept! I'll be more than happy to battle in Ragnarok."

[CHAPTER 2] Ragnarok Begins!

The first round of Ragnarok had begun. You had decided to stay in your estate and watch the round on your TV. Footsteps could be heard from outside the doors of your room and knocking was heard soon after.

"Come in!" You said loudly. Opening the door you saw Virgo. They quickly rushed up to you and stood beside you. "My lady! The official roster for the candidates who will participate in Ragnarok is out!" They said, handing you an electronic device showing various names.

"It seems that you and young master Ruiru will be participating!" They spoke with enthusiasm. Handing the device back to them you kept watching the TV in front of you.

"It's alright Virgo. I have no need to see it. I would rather be surprised when the contenders come up to fight. I want to see it myself."

Their mouth formed an "o" shape and they looked down in shame. "Ah I see, I apologize then. I'm sorry I spoiled part of it for you..."

Glancing at Virgo you smiled as your eyes met. "No need to apologize, you were only excited to show the news that your very own master was going to show off her skills. I'm very much grateful for that!"

Noticing how their eyes teared up you quickly stood up from your seat. "Uh! D-don't cry! Did I say something weird!?" Freaking out you began to apologize. Virgo sniffled as they stood up straight, their hands behind their back.

"My lady, I'm so happy I'm able to work for you. I promise to do my very best!" Virgo said as they grabbed your hands. You were surprised for a second before smiling at them. "I'm glad," You told them as you gave their hand a firm squeeze.

At that moment you swore some arrow shot through Virgo's heart as their face began to flush. Excusing themselves, Virgo quickly left the room. "Huh-" Looking at the door they left through you just laughed. Sitting back down you continued to watch how Thor had a wonderful smirk on his face as he fought with Lu Bu.

A few minutes passed until you began to process the information Virgo had told you. "Ryubu's name was also on the list. I really do hope we don't end up fighting each other." You sighed. "I wonder how he is, I haven't seen him or Raijin in a very long time. I wish the best for them."

You frowned as you thought about them. "I wonder if they have changed at all..."

......

Focusing on the TV it seemed that the battle had come to an end. "The first battle of Ragnarok, between the God Thor and Lu Bu...has come to a close, with Thor as its victor...! Humanity has taken its first steps into extinction!!" Heimdall announcedStanding up you decided to make your way to the Arena to go see Thor.

"Heaven's door," You called out. A small portal opened up in front of you, passing by it you were immediately at the doors of the arena. Watching a nurse run by you quickly stopped her. "Excuse me but do you know where Thor currently is?"

The nurse looked at you, her eyes quick to widen as she recognized you. "Ah, Lady Y/N! Yes, I do know please follow me I'll lead you to it!" She smiled, her cheeks blushing a faint pink. She quickly walked in the direction of Thor's room. Passing a few halls she stopped at one of the doors.

"Here we are, Lady Y/N! I am very happy to have had the chance to be around you today!" She said as she bowed down to show her respect.

"Oh please you're going to make me blush!" You said as you also bowed down slightly. Standing up straight she told you goodbye as she quickly left in the direction you both came from in a hurry.

Opening the door to his room you saw him sitting on a chair, his eyes focused on the screen in front of him awaiting for the second round to start. Hearing the door open, Thor snapped his eyes over in your direction. "Y/N, have you never learned to knock?" He asked.

"Wow! Ironic you're saying I should knock!" You laughed. You heard him mumble something under his breath. "Excuse me? I don't think I heard you." You asked almost mockingly.

Sighing Thor spoke. "Sorry..." He said looking anywhere but your eyes. It seemed he was still beating himself up about your first meeting.

"That's better! Anyways I'm just here to ask if you're alright."

He hummed as he motioned over to you to get closer with his hands. "Did you really come all this way just to ask me that?"

"Yep!" You said clapping your hands together. "Can't you just use that ability of yours? You could have just seen into the future. You probably already knew the outcome of my match." He said.

You laughed and let out a sigh. "I suppose I could but, I made a promise to myself not to. Knowing what is bound to happen is...no fun!" You admitted as you shrugged. "I haven't seen anything future-related since Brunhilde came to speak with me."

Saying that Thor looked puzzled. "That Valkyrie came to speak with you? Why?" He asked to which you nodded.

"I will be fighting in Ragnarok, for the future of mankind." His eyes widened slightly but quickly regained their cold look.

"Can't say I'm surprised....." Thor muttered. "Y/N, wouldn't that mean you are a traitor to the Gods? What will happen to you if others find out?"

"Well, I guess....I'll just have to kill them before they kill me!" You smirked. "Are you going to try to kill me?" You asked, your eyes lighting up as your smirk widened. He stared at you for a moment before chuckling.

"Why would I kill the only God I have...that is worthy of fighting me." He said as he let out a quiet chuckle. "Though I am confused. If you fighting in Ragnarok, why wasn't your name on the list of contenders?"

"Well...as rules say, it will be a showdown between mankind and god. I simply can't break the rules! I'll be fighting as a human."

"A human?"

"Yes! Once upon a time, Dear old Y/N lost her soul! Her soul fell to earth and found itself within a human child. That child was given a chance to follow their own path, one without assistance from any god." You said as if telling a children's book.

Thor froze as you told him the small story. "When did that happen?" He thought but didn't say anything about it.

"My name given by the love of mankind is Hoshiko Hanae."

"Ah...I see. Hoshiko Hanae, I remember seeing that name on the list of fighters. Though, are you really sure you will win? I fear that you will be far weaker as a human as you are a God." He spoke with genuine concern.

"Just because I will be "weaker" than I am now, does not mean I'll be weaker than my opponent. I trained my ass off from what I remember. I hold no fear of losing, I will win." You smiled. "Oh, and you won't tell anyone about what we just talked about right? I'm kinda hoping everyone finds out when the moment happens."

"Of course, though why did you tell me? You didn't gain anything from it."

"Huh? Well, I don't need to gain anything. I just trust you, talking to you makes me happy. Do I really need a reason?" You said as your smile didn't falter. His mouth opened slightly and having found no words to say he looked down.

A smirk appeared on his face. "Do you maybe want to stay here and watch the next battle?" He asked still staring down. Feeling a presence next to him he looked up and was met by your smile.

"Sure!"

[amphitriteswife]

📓Ror/ SnV characters as teachers/subjects pt2📓

🌸Tag list🌸: @miss-seanymph-pani @viostar2095 @nicasdreamer @vilereign @tinyy-tea-cup @monstertreden

Qin Shi Huang:

🧧he teaches Chinese (it’s a subject where i live).

🧧He isn’t serious at all and mostly just talks with his students about anything and everything

🧧Chinese is difficult tho so if you need extra help he has no problem giving you some extra lectures

🧧gets along great with most teachers….most.

🧧’where did you go on vacation sir?’ ‘China.’ ‘But you’ve been there like the last 16 years’ ‘yes.’

🧧he teaches his students Chinese curse words. He denies doing it tho, so if you get caught it wasn’t him.

🧧brings moon cakes and usually changes the lesson to a longer lasting lunch break

🧧legit sometimes forget to prepare lessons and just lets everyone go early.

🧧’oh mr. Poseidon gave yall a lot of homework? Don’t worry yall we’ll just watch some movies today.’

🧧 gives homework sometimes, but doesn’t get mad if u don’t make it.

🧧goes to all school events, trips, parties no matter what he’s always present.

🧧probably got in trouble with the principal. Doesn’t care. Why? He’s one of the most loved teachers and would be shame to let him go.

🧧���class i’m tired so imma let yall go early today’

🧧allows eating in his class, as well as phones. Man is addicted to his phone too so he don’t see a problem with it.

🧧good friends with budda and Hades. They usually combine classes for trips n stuff

🧧legit thinks that the school should have trips to China. Bro will have a whole meeting about it and won’t back down

🧧has like those learning posters in his classroom. It’s usually a map of China and some basic words or numbers.

🧧puts on some Chinese drama’s or series for the class to watch, even the mukbangs.

🧧He spends his lunchbreak in a restaurant, might flirt with the waiter tho. It’s a Chinese restaurant too.

🧧if he aint at the restaurant he’s probably buying things or just talking with student or his coworkers.

🧧gives his credit card to the students he trusts and asks them to but him something, yall ofcourse can get something for yourselves too.

🧧’sir, you just 3 lessons in a row. How do you have Starbucks? It’s a 15 minute walk’ ‘I have my ways…’

🧧Every time you see him he’s with another girl, man’s a player ok. He had like idk 4829173927293739 concubines, wives not included.

Loki:

🎭 surprisingly teacher literature.

🎭 ‘this text means that children are like monstors, if not, worse’

🎭 is either nice or very creepy. No in between.

🎭 makes a distinguish between students he likes and doesn’t like.

🎭 legit gets bullied by his students. ‘Sir who is Sigyn?’ ‘Oh that’s a very long and delicate story.’ He doesn’t want anyone to know his personal life cause it’s……personal.

🎭 ‘Romeo (Loki) was a fool for believing Juliet (brunhilde) would ever love him.’ The class probably knew about it and laughs at him.

🎭 bro legit ran out the room crying and shoved Hercules aside who was like ‘yo wtf just happend’ and just continued his day. Loki on the other hand was crying in the janitor’s closet about Sigyn.

🎭 Do. Not. Mention . Sigyn. His soul is to delicate to think about her.

🎭Has a picture of Sigyn on his desk and looks at it a lot. But tries not to show it.

🎭 Writes poems about Sigyn, sometimes some art or some flowers.

🎭If you spot some purple flowers on his desk it’s cause they remind him of Sigyn, if you ask he’ll lie about it.

🎭 Gives surprise tests, why? Cause he can. He only gives them to students who don’t do their homework.

🎭 If u like literature he sometimes asks you about your favorite poem and has a conversation about it. May include it in his lesson too.

🎭 ‘Can i use the restroom?’ ‘I don’t know can you?’ Type of teacher, only to students he doesn’t like. If you a good student he’ll let you go to the restroom.

🎭 He spends the entire 1st week after holidays just talking with students and not doing any work.

🎭 hates meetings. He never shows up for then what got him in trouble but he doesn’t care. He thinks that meetings are a waste of time and that all the stuff can be put in an email.

🎭he’s divorced ok. And Sigyn has the kids most of the time. So he is a mood swing, he doesn’t have them he just is one. The other day he all smiley and okay and the other he just depresso

🎭 needs therapy, maybe counseling, and meds. He’s over brunhilde tho, so now he tries to get Sigyn back,

🎭class, if bro is in good terms w his kids n ex wife bro can be the most chillest teacher, like buddha and qin level, but he first needs to be mentally stable.

🎭 one of his kids visited him at school and he started crying, so he spent the whole lesson with his kid and let the class go early

Brunhilde:

🪽 She’s the school’s psychologist.

🪽 Students as well as teachers can go to her with their problems.

🪽She has her own office where she talk with ppl

🪽doesn’t get along with the principal (Zeus)

🪽When you have an appointment with her she usually already sends an email to the teacher’s class you originally were supposed to be in so that you wont be marked absent.

🪽She is also present during the teachers’ meetings. She has a list of ppl who visit her and backs up those students.

🪽She also handles suspensions, especially if the student had talked to her before or visits her regularly.

🪽Her office had pictures of her sisters, some are also teachers and some are still students at the school.

🪽 She is happily engaged to Siegfried, who sometimes visits the school and helps out with functions.

🪽 Also tags along, but she usually tags along for amusement parks or museums, cause she doesn’t like being too far away from her sisters.

🪽 Sometimes takes students out of lessons to have a talk with them to make sure they’re alright.

🪽She also talks with ppl who have dyslexia or example autism so that she can make sure the student gets al the time they need

🪽She’s pretty chill actually, she likes hearing about her students doing better in school and is willing to do everything to ensure that.

🪽offers counseling, extra lessons and making sure that her students well beings aren’t neglected.

✨Note✨: hey yall its me again, i made a new one w other characterss, only i ran out of ideas so i may make some more though also thank yall for Reading this 🩷

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#175 Ride & Ride again-

Brunhilde: We’re a team, right? Ride or die?

F!Y/n: Yeah, I’d totally ride you

Brunhilde:...

Im super gay for her...

[dance-till-the-death]

How I think RoR characters would scream

expect some of them are incorrect because idfk

‼️ LOUD WARNING ‼️

Tags :

@monochrome-cropcrown @roygiri @rexmez @thequietkid-moonie @recreationalfanfics @snowmantita

[deathmetalunicorn1]

You ever see those grandparent videos where the parent brings their newborn into the house, without the grandparent knowing they were born yet? Imagine adult! Reader inviting everyone in and to their knowledge she hasn’t gone into labor yet but to their surprise the baby is right there.

Bonus points if it’s multiple babies like twins or triplets and the family had no idea until the reveal.

-Your family was waiting for you and your husband to arrive, it was the normal routine for Saturday, when you both would come over, there would be a big barbeque or meal, and you would get to spend time with the massive family you called your own.

-It had been a little difficult for you lately as you had been pregnant up until just a few days ago, but only Brunnhilde and Eve knew this, as you had called them, letting them know but asking them to keep it a secret, as you wanted to surprise everyone with your twins.

-They agreed to keep it quiet only if they got to hold the babies first, which you and your husband agreed to while trying not to laugh, the four of you plotting the surprise.

-You arrived quietly and Brunnhilde was waiting by the side door so you both could sneak in the back door to drop off your babies in a side room to get them ready, getting them out of their carriers.

-Eve told everyone else that you both were here, but when Loki spoke up after running to the door, wanting to get a hug first, he pouted when he saw neither of you there, “Where are they?” she just smiled warmly, “Y/N had to run to the bathroom.”

-They all nodded in understanding, as you were due any day now, as Hermes questioned, “Is it a good idea for her to be traveling right now?”

-Brunnhilde was recording before she gave you both the signal. Your husband walked out, holding your daughter, before you walked out, holding your son, “I’m fine.”

-Everyone turned, their eyes growing to the size of dinner plates, except for Eve and Brunnhilde as you grinned warmly as the house was shaking with screams and cries.

-Your daughter got a bit fussy at the sound, almost crying which made everyone hold their hands to their lips, silencing their cries as your husband rocked her.

-Your babies were being handed around, everyone enjoying the new additions to the family as you were relaxing, sitting curled up next to your husband who was grinning, recording now.

-Obnoxiously crying, unable to stop their tears as they held one or the other of your babies, unable to form any coherent words as they would look down at the baby, then to you, babbling nonsense while sniffling loudly, which made you giggle warmly.

            -ARES, LOKI, Apollo, Nikola, Zerofuku, and Goll

-Only let a few happy tears slip out as they talked to your babies, talking so softly and sweetly, before turning to you and your husband, calling you both gremlins for pranking them, then turning back to your babies. They are overjoyed to see you and your babies, but how could you not tell them you had your babies already?!

            -Adam, Zeus, Hades, Kojiro, Jack, Hercules, Hermes, Aphrodite, Shiva, Raiden, Eve, Brunnhilde, and the rest of the Valkyries

-Panicking, please don’t hand him a baby, he doesn’t know how to hold one! You sit next to him, guiding him how to hold your son who smiled up at him, babbling cutely which immediately made him melt, even if he didn’t show it. You can’t help but lean into him, seeing his rare soft smile.

            -Thor, Lu Bu, Beelzebub, and Poseidon

-Expert baby holder, can easily put your children to sleep, all while trying to hide their smile that they were so good at it, despite others calling them out on it because they want to know how good there are, but they’re not revealing their secrets so easily, which causes you to laugh.

            -Leonidas, Buddha, Qin Shi Huang, and Odin

[kanroji-san]

Muichiro!Y/n/Reader AU

Isami Konda: *teaching Soji how to flirt* Just tell them they have beautiful eyes

Soji: Great idea!

Soji walked up to Muichiro!Y/n who is talking with Brunhilde and Shinsengumi team were hidingin the bushes for mental support

Soji: I have beautiful eyes

Shinsengumi team and Brunhilde: *Internally* This idiot! *slaps their faces*

Muichiro!Y/n:...You are right. You do have beautiful eyes

I couldn't find any stories or oneshots with him so i did this