#bruh this stuff looks more crazy each time i look back at it

[afriendlyood2]

Well I put tw for suicide topic here bc ya know // Now that my fiancee and his ex landlord had some beef which I kind of cooled down (yay) I could rethink the whole mechanic of this 2020 scandal and this year

Also youtube essays have a point tho - we can have wife beaters in hollywood with careers, new sexy wives and zero actual damage to feel for them everyday and beside them somebody like Britney and such ppl (yet the Britney climate is moving at last, but the years of shit she faced… my god) 

I mean

I saw it within feminism discourse - they beef like hell within, and even blame if you will retire from a gender war for dunno… mental health? Lol

Like not to mention the whole thing was totally parasocial - there was not much a direct conversation going on (this is I immediately avoided within the landlord beef - I wrote to him directly, so this rat talk could go away just from the start), but this happened on a society scale from this girl’s class till two large cities… And you know, society can be nice or not nice - but it likes to eat raw meat, ngl.

So get this - I did criticize this girl for misogyny in her fic, and even after attempt of a friendly conversation - from which I remember even now that she was basically just a teen with interests, yet yeah environment of hers seemed unlikely - but she did not mention the school bullying, so my guess that did happen after…yet this long hellish beef with her mother which went to her fic… yeah, that was readable somewhat - she didn’t scream for help tho. She probably would trust me more if I would not be an adult judging that’s where my regret is from - yet… uh… I was a sjw with blogs yes, but not a professional in the field - and later I was criticized as I was which is uh…

I get why her than-time bf is parasocial and was - as I was an adult he viewed me as a ‘power figure’ without addressing uhmmm the fact that I’ve been bullied myself in school, afterwards curing depression and meeting more bullied teens like me. I get the game, yet I am not a social worker or smth. But somehow they confused me criticizing the sjw twitter as I am an activist and I fell into the same cognitive distortion because I thought, assumed - that the person stalking me is just doing it for a woke position itself and not for something connected to it. So even my sis remembers me tweeting “I am deleting my blog, I was such an woke activist yet that went wrong” - which was funny lmao I didn’t know why EXACTLY ppl are after me tho, nobody actually told me in the face, this was all the gossip and this guy + my ex boss screaming somewhere - I do get humans being dramatic sorta, but this went into chaos. I mean I assumed I was stalked by some political far right social media group or smth - I had like ZERO idea what’s actually up. I criticized sjw twitter as somebody who went to REAL EVENTS ™ and saw real activists and even took part in huge studies in tolerance and discussions on the matter - most on sjw internet don’t do even THAT so I kinda went with “go out touch grass” attack yeah. I wasn’t ACTUALLY a practicing activist myself and I do acknowledge that, uh. Yet I get why this bf of that poor girl was misguided by my posts - they were emotional, so was him and the girl, we do that. My ex boss as well. Just the Facts ™ were lost in these emotions normal amount. Fact is I get this image of these classmates going at her from the white savior position and rolfing from her without empathizing with this long conflict with her mom, which was still going on out there. They are all cool and progressive and she is so dumb and hateful - that’s what they would be likely saying, or maybe she also got some shit from the fact she wrote exactly a gay fanfic - like Kharkiv was homophobic normal amount, I’ve been knew. She and her mom hating on each other, me not listening to her because of her angry language, classmates laughing at her and her bf calling me an arrogant fake ho - this is all addresses which problem exactly can you tell? Women being hated lol. Ironically I addressed this, which smh ended up in 1) my ex boss shitting me for my colleagues rape jokes on me 2) me - I agree - being arrogant to a human I could help 3) with facing hell for not doing it to be a correct feminist activist whoever because I did not have experience and discourse did not really have the instruments to be taught to me - I do have an empathy, but as a human I can be blind and not notice something, without being cruel tho as I can swear on my ass I do not wish any girl to be bullied to the suicide! Yet I can’t tell myself how the social media-gossip-this public chaos works, I am not a phd in media studies sadly, we got that shit in our uni after I started studying sadly, welp 4) well not only her dying from these shitheads, but also me doing two attempts after the backlash…. whew. Uhm. This coulda go the other way tho. 

Also my ex boss as I recall mentioned that the wife of a nice colleague who was mr positive of the whole office died from burnout or peer pressure from my happy posts or???? Him attempting the kms thing after her death??? I empathize with it and I also experienced the peer pressure to the borderline suicidal thoughts, AS I did experience the bullying in school - and I do not support or encourage these things even tho I do or did have shitty social skills that might lead some conversation to go wrong???? That caused me to develop them btw. 

But like BRUH I do have bad focus, I may not notice some details, and I am not a pro in saving ppl or something, but this parasocial madness as I am some local cyberbully of the year with an insane power (from dating a dev as they say…………………………………..what?) (they hated me for not having a man before btw) (whaaaaaaat) sorry why am I treated like some uhhhh war criminals kinda should be? Or wife beaters at least COME ON??? And abusive parents, yes. And abusive bosses and colleagues, YES. Bruh I am being clumsy, arrogant and rude - I know, but how bout we start addressing the responsible ones, by the power dynamic thing? The class, mother, russians who attacked the country this poor woman had died in after the burnout from activism in mY AGE (she was 30 as well). Why me as the message man ™ aka the lady with a blog who talks shit somehow is the main villain? Yaaaaa’ll the villain has a gun here don’t ya think? I talk shit. I am not a cannibalistic abusive bully here. I can help. DAYMN. Nobody likes bad news I guess.

Confession of the most arrogant sjw ever, aw shiiii

hello, I have a flow of thoughts about hyperreality, digital instruments, fandoms and anger and arrogancy...

and mental health of course

so basically many influencers before my unpopular and even cancelled ass already noted that we have entered this digital agenda era when gadgets are stealing our attention and overwealm our brain to the point that we forget our own thoughts and real world around us

and that is their very agenda, as digital marketing specialists are batteling for the space on our phone screen and seconds of our attention, and public speakers and polititians are battling to drag us into the discourceTM bc "how can you be out of politics you ignorant jerk the world is on fire" etc etc. many described these mechanisms before so I won't repeat what they have said already, it's out on Youtube and many otehr resources.

and also many said before me how fandom discourse went to shit... well, it was shit even in my youth... we would battle over this problematic bullshit even by that time which was the early social media era of late 00s - early 10s (now it is even more radicalized though, to my horror)

but I as a millenial am horrified of how gen z and gen alpha folk are not yet realizing where it will get them in 10-15 yrs time... it will get them in hell, as I as a 30 yrs old millenial see from my own exeperience. some of them won't even survive mentally and I am even not overstimating the problem, as this is also real.

back in the day we had this cursed AOT fandom. I knew a girl from my city (I was in early 20s she was still a school teen) - an easy imaginable situatuion, as the fandom is mostly made of these age people. notable mention - by that time culture geek culture wasn't open to the self critisism sentiment yet, actually the opposite - geeks were made cool, "brainy is the new sexy" bullshit was sold to you by sherlock bbc or the big bang theory or shit like that, so geeks and especially millenials were HIGHLY arrogant and gatekeeping (i mean uss callister was yet to happen, in the meantime we actually head star trek into darkess coming out tbh). add that to the western way of white saving everyone and pull the discourse from a higher position of somebody morally dominant and 'progressive' and you will get quite a sick mental cocktail to spoil everybody more or less geeky and intellectual stepping into the online fandom game, especially if you faced bulling in school before that or smth... that shit alltogether can make you this arrogant main character with savior complex, fr, and I am horrified to see that in modern fandm teens cause THEY HAVE NO IDEA where it can lead them, yet I sadly do.

well /dark batman music theme/ let me tell you where it can get you you little arrogant social justice dick reading this

back in the day I as I told you I knew a girl who did some AOT fanfiction which you guys as I did by the time would call problematic. because that's what you see online right? a person writing some hateful words in their art online. basically puting a negative emotion of hate and only that emotion, not what stands behind it and creates it - you're to arrogant to see that, so you judge that little hateful teen (the fact that we are making teens feeling negative things 'problematic' is some sick shit to begin with in the first place - they are teens they are SUPPOSED to feel these things, the world is going at them, come on). that fact that I was arrogant to judge her even though we had an attempt at friendly conversation and understading each other... basically it locked her up - if a person judges you, you don't wanna talk to that person, you close from that person right? yep. that's what she did... as somebody who was ACTUALLy bullied by everybody by the time, literally by everybody from her social circle - and she WOULD tell me if she would trust me enough and if I wouldn't judge her, thus I would give her shelter orgs and psychiatrists or smth, I knew some by the time so could help.

thing is the girl - tw here - killed herself. I got to know that stuff from her then-time bf who came in his riddler era to avenge me later in 2020 and for damn sure he hated my arrogant ass as I was an adult who knew his gf and had recouses for giving helo yet not the knowledge of the girl's sutiation, and not to mention we are from the same city btw. bruh my mental image crumbled right before me and in intence karma hit I tried to repeat this girl's fate TWICE since 2020, and second attempt was here in Krk after I escaped Kharkiv in 2022, this year's June. I considered myself not worthy of life and happiness because I didn' see her troubles back then.... ugh.... call that catholic gulit of smth, but I am eating myself to this day. many say - this doesn't help actually and you need to live and help the living, not to crumble over the dead ones. but for damn sure I feel the guilt EVEN THO I am not her abusive classmates or older 'protectors'.

Social justice is sometimes arrogant and blind and it SHOULD NOT BE goddammit, stop and reflect on yourselves - are you really that morally right?

Also dear gen z and gen alpha

Those who have an ok social circle of family and friends - pls drop ya phone and get to them RIGHT NOW. For those who escape to the digital world from abusive surroundings - bruh some of us out there are arrogant as shit, but please tell your pains and seek for help I beg ya, and seek for shelter in REALITY, cause YOUR REALITY is abusive in the first place and just running into the virtual world sadly won't save ya, you need a safe space irl as well fr.

That's my message of this awful Batman Daredevil and oh my god Lenny Bellardo kinnie I am in my 30s. It is not told in calm voice, I am screaming here to ya. Shit will get fucked fr. Take care of these things pls.

P.S. as tho my arrogancy in that interaction was real - these folks, oh the irony, used my guilt to put not just her death on me (even tho it's on her abusers), but also the mess in the workplace of my ex boss - not to mention she later put the death of an ex colleague on me (jeez she died because of being overwelmed by activism she did during the war so this is ON OUR ATTACKERS DAMMIT) cause it was so suitable to force me into guilt for something I am not responsible for, so she and these folks became as ugly in social justice as I am LOL. Such an irony of things turning back at them right? All these people are Ukr refugees like me btw. We all have to learn fron this.

[slut4megantheestallion]

2AM

Duke dennis x black!reader

Summary: y/n being a streamer and being a part of a amp like her boyfriend duke, until in her stream she tries to do a cartwheel but her boyfriends pop up and starts laughing at her failed attempt, which became roasting to affectionate love.

You've been a part of amp for quite some time now. When you were younger, you always wanted to be a social media star, but people alas told you that your not gonna make it, but that didn't stop you from where you are today until you met kai, fanum, agent, Chris, duke, and Daviss and together you guys became one of the most popular YouTube group. And you love all of them like they were your own family.

Yeah, being the only girl in the group is kinda hard because there's niggas on the internet trolling, but you didn't give a fuck before they accepted you anyway, the more you got comfortable will all of them the more you loved all of them. You have a crush on Duke. You both were pretty close, and y'all both became best friends, and everyone in the group thought y'all was dating even if your fans thought y'all was dating, but it wasn't true.

You hide your feelings because you thought Duke would reject you or didn't like you until he made the first move and your relationship started from there. Y'all both were lucky to have each other, y'all would both come to each other streams, pranks, and all of that other stuff.

Your love language with him is roasting. People make it seem like y'all mean, but it ain't true both you just be joking with each other.

You were streaming playing a horror game, you was tired as fuck, but you wanted to finish playing the game.

"Bruh, chat, I'm not gonna lie,I'm tired as fuck I've been playing this game for an hour, I've been trying to stay awake for y'all." Y/n said tiredly as she picked up her water drinking it as she looked at the chat.

"Bro, somebody in the chat told me to do a cartwheel to stay awake." Y/n laughed as she pushed her chair back and stood up.

"Yo chat, I ain't gonna lowkey don't know how to do a cartwheel, like I'm being so deadass, I'm not an athletic person, hold on imma try for you guys." Y/n stands up as she pushes her chair farther away so she can have some room.

"Bro, I'm scared. What if I bust my ass!!" Y/n yelled as she looked back at the chat. Y/n raised both her hands as she placed both of them on the ground, trying to kick her legs up, but ended up falling on the ground.

"Shit, hold on chat. Let me try again, damn this shit is harder than I thought." Y/n got herself up as she tried to do another cartwheel. Y/n puts both her hands on the ground. As she tried to kick her legs up, she heard her door open.

"Aye, bae do you got my charg-" Duke was about to finish his sentence as he saw you trying to cartwheel he started busting out laughing, making you laugh as you got up.

"It's not funny, nigga. I'm trying to do a cartwheel. " y/n laughed, feeling embarrassed as Duke started laughing.

"Nah, that gotta be one of the worst cartwheels I've seen bruh, you don't know how to do a cartwheel?" Duke said, still laughing, making fun of you.

"Shut the fuck up, nigga can you do a cartwheel?" Y/n said asking him as she was huffing and puffing form those failed attempt cartwheel.

"Yes, way much better than that, bro. Imagine not lifting yourself up." Duke said, laughing at you.

"Nigga, I know you talking you pushing 40 and you was in the back of the bus with rosa parks, with yo old ass." Y/n commented as she started laughing as the people in the chat start making fun of Duke going crazy.

"Oh, so that's how you gonna do me, for real." Duke said, smiling in disbelief as you roasted him.

"Yes, imma do you like, ayo chat spam 1987 in the chat, that's the year you was born at with you old ass." Y/n started laughing as everyone in the chart started spamming 1987 in the chat.

"Yeah, I got you on mute. You were serving in ww2 with yo old ass. " You still kept roasting as you both were facing each other as Duke started smiling at the smile that you melt.

Duke wasn't listening to anything you were saying while you were still roasting him. He was looking at your lips as he grabbed your waist and started kissing you. You were caught off guard by this, but you kissed him back. You broke this kiss as he looked back at you. "You so gorgeous, bae." Duke smiled at you as was still holding you close, as he was still holding your waist. "Aww, thank you, bae. I would say something nice about you, but you were making fun of me." Y/n teased.

"Damn, that's fair, I love you y/n" Duke said, genuinely looking at you with so much love in his eyes.

"I love you too," y/n responded as she kissed him on the lips. As Duke lifted your legs up, carrying you as laughed, he was yours, and you were his.

[sadie-bug345]

Ok so can I maybe get greasers headcanons with an absolute academic weapon s/o (think Rory Gilmore/annabeth chase/Devi Vishwakumar) who’s parents like make them get all A’s and they are very Ivy League bound, always dressing in blazers/looking very sharp and corporate and super ambitious? (Probs academic rivals with pony lowkey 💀) Thanks so much lmao I think Dallys is going to be 🔥🔥

YESSS 🫶🫶 i myself am an academic weapon🧐(JK LMAO ap physics has made me lose my will to live) ANYWAYS

ponyboy:

yall are actually so cute together ngl

like you guys study for tests together and do hw together

cause you guys are in the same honors classes and stuff

some days pony will get cocky and be like “i’m so much better than you at bio” or smth like that (🙄)

and then you guys get into competitions to see how many times you can get correct answers in class it’s actually crazy

everyone else in class is like 😟 LMAOO

sodapop:

soda is a little on the dumber side😭

im sorry i feel like its canon that he’s a lil slower

WHICH IS OK

but he’ll try and watch you do hw and then get bored like instantly

that or confused

he always says “i was good at math til they added letters🤓☝️”

and you’re just like🥱

LMAO you guys are good for each other tho

cause you convince him to prioritize some form of learning

and he helps you let loose

johnny:

he is honestly really sweet🫶

like understanding when you turn down hangouts cause you got final exams and you cram like crazy

but he also loooves just chilling in your room while you do homework

his catchphrase is “just ask the teacher tomorrow, man”

and you’re just like “🧍‍♀️ it’s a friday night”

anyways he’s just really supportive and proud when you come back with all As on your report card🙏😜🤩

darry:

HE GETS IT

he is real supportive

hes all abt that grind as we know PLUS he canonically gets on pony for his grades

so he’s glad that he don’t gotta worry at all abt that for you

he’s so proud and happy when you get a good score on a test you were worried about and yall go on a lil date night🫶🙏

dally:

he couldn’t care less i’m sorry😭🥱

like DONT GET ME WRONG

hes secretly like super impressed and proud to have a smart asf s/o

but he gets butthurt when you blow him off cause you got a test tomorrow and you’re going to bed early

dal never really had the internal motivation to actually put stuff into school so he just doesn’t get it

whenever you try and include him w your studying/homework he tries to help w flashcards

and whenever you get the answer right and it’s super specific he’s just like 😟

and you’re like “right?” and he’s like “…yeah”

MY GUY IS SCARED cause he knows you could just totally destroy him intellectually🧐

also cause he’s scared you’ll realize you’re too good for him

but its okay 🫶🫶

two-bit

he thinks school is boring like bruh is a total super duper senior just for the friends but the academics

BRO CLOCKS OUT

meanwhile it’s like a major part of your life

hes really impressed

whenever you get some academic award he’s always like “WOOOOOO”

LMAO

you guys have really funny fake arguments

which you destroy him in

youre just like “that’s a fallacy…and that’s a fallacy…bandwagon”

boom roasted asf

steve:

you tutor him kinda on yiur school subjects

yk the study method where you explain a concept to someone else to help you remember it?

you do that for him but he’s just like 😀🧍‍♂️

“and that’s pretty much what mitosis is!”

and hes like ”…i’m glad😀”

LMAOOO

he’ll also try and teach you abt cars and car parts

which is just a bit of a struggle🤏😀

TYSM FOR REQUESTING🤩 my inbox is open! i’m really trying to get to everyone’s and some take more thought for me to plan than others so sorry if they take a while🥰🤪‼️

[pumpkin-patch-chronicles]

Trevor's Blowup

By: PumpkinPatchChronicles

Trevor always wanted to be a powerhouse and did everything in his power to get there. Crazy hours at the gym, extreme diets, anything that'd help him get massive. He'd been going at it for close to two years now, but wasn't seeing the progress he wanted in his growth. One day while at the gym he met a new member who'd just started about a week prior. They mainly stayed out of each other's way (not out of rudeness or anything like that) unit it was time for Trevor to work on his pecs.

Trevor: "Hey, mind if I squeeze in a few reps?"

Newcomer: "Not at all man."

Trevor and the newcomer got about three sets in before the newcomer noticed that Trevor had a disappointed look on his face. Little did Trevor know that soon the conversation to pursue that notice would change his life forever.

Newcomer: "Hey, I noticed you look a bit down. Anything you wanna talk about?"

Trevor: "Oh, nah. It's just I've been working out for close to two years now and thought I'd see more results than this."

Newcomer: "No worries my guy, it takes time to get bulked regardless of what you do."

Trevor: "Yeah I know. It's just...I wish there was a way I could kinda - ya know...skip a few steps."

Trevor smiled nervously thinking he'd made a fool of himself, yet to the newcomer it was a ripe opportunity.

Newcomer: "Well, if you're serious about trying to get gains faster I might be able to help."

Trevor: "Nah man, I'm not looking to shoot up or anything like that."

Newcomer: "No no no no no no, it's not anything like that. Here, take a look at this and see if it peaks your interest."

Trevor was then handed a bottle that had a small label on it filled with a pink powder that vaguely smelled like Pepto. He looked at it puzzlingly and then began to inquire about what was just handed to him.

Trevor: "Sooo... is this like a protein powder or something?"

Newcomer: "Nah, nothing like you'd find over counter."

Trevor: "Is it dangerous, cause I'm not about that shi."

Newcomer: "It's not dangerous at all. Having said that, it does have some...unusual side effects."

Trevor: "Bruh, you just said this wasn't dangerous."

Newcomer: "It's not bro, I swear. It's just that sometimes the side effects catch people off guard. Sometimes people like it, sometimes they don't."

Trevor: "That sounds 100 sus, what do you mean "Sometimes people like it?!" How does anyone "like" a side effect??"

Newcomer: "Look man, you'll just have to try it our yourself or don't. You seemed super interested in getting results quicker, this will most deff guarantee that."

Still unsure Trevor examined the bottle some more, ultimately giving into his desire to be massive.

Trevor: "Ok man, so how much is this stuff anyway?"

Newcomer: "Don't worry about it, you take it and see if you like it. If you do and want more I'll give you a fair price on it, if you don't then you haven't lost anything."

Trevor took another hard look at the bottle in his hands, ultimately agreeing to try it out that night when he got home.

Newcomer: "Awesome man, and I promise you'll see instant results like you're wanting. Just don't overdo it."

With that both Trevor and the newcomer finished their workouts and headed their separate ways. Unbeknownst to Trevor, the newcomer hid around the corner and watched him drive off with the bottle, then smirked to himself and went his way assured he'd gotten Trevor to do exactly what was expected.

When Trevor got back to his apartment he set his gym bag on the ground and took the bottle he'd taken to the kitchen sink. He read the instructions to see exactly what he needed to do to make sure he'd see the results he wanted.

Trevor: "Lets see...take two scoops with water to see results within the first 72 hours. Do not take more than two scoops at any given time or side effects may occur."

With that he looked for what those side effects would be, but found no other information to go off of.

Trevor: "Ppft, what a load a shit!"

As Trevor scooped the powder into a glass he let his thoughts get the best of him. *If I'm gonna do this I may as well go ham.* He threw the scoop into the sink and poured roughly a fifth of the bottle into the glass and mixed in the water. The amount he put in made it the consistency of a smoothie or shake, but he didn't care. He was already use to weird tastes due to his wild diets, so something with a smoothy consistency wouldn't be a big deal. As he downed the entire glass, he stood in the kitchen waiting for something to happen. After five minutes he scoffed and went to microwave a dinner.

Trevor: "Man I can't believe I let that guy work me up, and for nothing! Quick results my a-"

Without warning Trevor was hit with a sensation of numbness in his head and neck. He teetered from side to side a bit, but then stabilized himself. After waiting a couple of minutes he figured it wasn't a big deal, probably just over did it at the gym. With that he got his meal ready and went to sit in the living room. As he turned on the TV and got ready to take the first bite of his food, the sensation came back again. Fortunately he was sitting now, but it didn't go away like last time. As he sat, the numbness in his neck got worse and worse while his head felt like he was on a roller coaster. Within moments he was out like a light, and some time passed before he regained contentiousness.

That Night:

Trevor: "Fuck man, what was that all about?"

He groggily woke up to his head laying down on the couch with the TV still on. He hadn't any idea how long he'd been out, he just knew he went out like a light. In no quick hurry to get up he looked around and saw that his dinner he'd sat on the table was gone. He assumed he'd just eaten it and put things away. As soon as he was ready to get up he was startled by a sound coming from the kitchen.

Trevor: "Y-yo...is someone there?"

There came no response, yet he could still hear clattering in the kitchen just beyond where he was.

Trevor: "Hey man, whoever the hell you are get out!! I'll kick your ass up and down the hallway!!!"

Despite his threats, there was still no answer from the kitchen. With that Trevor immediately tried to get up, ready to throw down with whoever had the balls to mess with him. To Trevor's worry he found that he couldn't get up, in fact his body felt weird. He could still kinda make out the feelings in his body, but for whatever reason he couldn't move it of his own will or feel a major sensation in anything say his neck. In moments there was another clatter and the sound of footsteps coming from the kitchen into the living room, Trevor becoming increasingly frightened given his current state.

Trevor: "H-hey, I mean it! I'll-I'll mess you up!!!"

With each passing moment the sounds got closer and closer, yet at the same time Trevor could feel more and more of his body again, yet he couldn't get it to do anything he wanted. Then in that moment, there in the dark, a super hairy muscular jacked guy stumbled into frame. Trevor made out that he was white with grey gym shorts, white tank top, and white ankle socks, the same type of clothing he'd worn to the gym, but this guy was STACKED. Trevor could see that this dude's legs, arms, chest, everything was thicc thick, nothing like Trevor's appearance.

Trevor immediately got frightened and tried with all his might to get off the couch to run, fight, he didn't know, but for whatever reason even though he felt his body almost completely now he couldn't will it to move the way he wanted. As Trevor was getting ready to yell again the mystery man walked into full frame. Eyes wide, jaw dropped and silent Trevor looked on at the massive physique of the man who was in his apartment, wearing the same clothes he'd worn earlier, the same wrist bracelet on his left arm, and no head to be found in sight.

Trevor: "W-w-what the actual FUCK man!!!!"

Trevor to his surprise was now looking at his body, a body which had experienced a massive muscle growth spurt, a body that was headless and stumbling around trying to find where it was. Trevor felt everything now, his massive arms reaching out trying to find where he was, his thick legs fidgeting with each step as to not fall over, his voluptuous chest being held in place by his now tight tank top, all struggling to find where they were and what had happened.

Trevor: "Damn...this must be that stupid side effect that can happen. What the hell am I gonna do like this?!"

As Trevor contemplated his situation, he reacted to each bump his body made in trying to find any reference point of familiarity.

Trevor: "Bro-BRO! I'm on the couch!"

To his dismay, his body didn't react.

Trevor: "I guess coaxing you here isn't gonna work..."

For fifteen minutes Trevor watched his now massive unit of a body stumble around until (by pure luck) it made it's way to the couch.

Trevor: "Oh bro, thank God. Just a little closer and you got me bro."

Trevor's massive arms began to feel along the couch in every direction until his left hand brushed up against his neck. In a split moment Trevor's body shifted it's torso to face it's head, as if it was looking directly at him. Trevor's body then placed it's right hand to keep track of where it's head was as it sat carefully down on the couch. Firmly planted, it took Trevor into it's embrace, setting it snug between his newly thick right bicep and forearm and his bloated right pec.

Trevor: "Holy shit dude, we're stacked AF NOW!!"

Trevor couldn't help but ogle at his new body. Despite not being attached to it or having control over it anymore he could still feel it in all it's splendor.

Trevor: "Bro, wait until the others check you ou-...aw fuck man..."

Trevor soon realized that he wouldn't be going anywhere far if he couldn't control his body. Feeling it is nice and all, but still doesn't do much if you can't control it. As Trevor contemplated his new question to find a solution, his body now in possession of it's head began to react to having it in the area it was holding onto it. In moments Trevor's body began slowly shifting the position of it's former head closer to it's nipple.

Trevor: "Br-BRO, what are you even doing right now?!"

It was futile, with no body to control Trevor couldn't escape his own massive muscular captive. Within seconds Trevor's mouth was pressed against his right nipple, his tongue and mouth taking in all his new hairy pec. Trevor tried to fight it, but soon became enamored in what he was feeling. It felt good to have his newly bazooka pec suckled on, and he could feel the rest of his body falling in usual fashion to what Trevor did when he felt aroused.

Trevor: "This is straight up a bad idea...but damn does this feel good."

Soon Trevor took his whole nipple willingly and began to tease and suckle on his uncontrolled beef God teet. As he nursed his nipple, he couldn't help but feel that his cock, which had grown in size as well begin to peek out of his pant's leg, his balls drooping and making their way down the other. In moments Trevor was lost in his own body pleasuring it's nipple while it's cock grew more and more erect. Out of nowhere, Trevor's body moved it's former head from it's nipple to it's now flexed bicep, to which Trevor began licking, kissing and praising his body's new mass.

Trevor: "Bro, you taste so good. Yeah, flex that shit. Mmmnnn, let me lick your gains all over bro."

The attention to his hairy veined bicep didn't halt his body's erection in any way, and by the time his body had shifted his perspective again, his neck stump sat on top of his new tree trunk of a leg, the muscles, hair and sweat making him more and more eager to take the now raging mast that was his cock into his mouth. Trevor could feel every twitch of his new log, the glans alone looking to be the size of an average apple. As he prepped his mouth to take himself in, he looked over to see that his now pendulous balls, equally covered in a soft peach fuzz hung out of his shorts and graized the back of his thick hairy left calf muscle.

Trevor: "Uuuuhhh, yeah bro, bring that log in. Let me get all of that up in here."

Trevor soon felt the sweet release of his senses as his now runny glans entered his mouth. His eyes closed in comfort as he began to tease and massage his throbbing helmet, warm salty jizz running like water down his neck stump onto his right leg. His arms soon took their turn squeezing his hairy pecs and flexing their massive biceps in pleasure of what it's head was doing to it. Trevor's body willingly squeezing it's new low hanging kiwis into it's hairy under quad with it's equally soft calf. As Trevor began to bite down softly on the end of his glans where his shaft began his body squeezed it's pecs harder and flexed it's legs to the max as it could. Trevor could feel it, his body was about to erupt.

Trevor: "That's it bro..., just a bit more..., do it bro, do it BRO, DO IT BROUGH!!"

Before he could get out another encouragement to his body, it heaved and released it's entire load into Trevor's mouth. The force and amount was too much, and what didn't go into Trevor's mouth and throat blasted past his face onto part of his leg, the coffee table, the floor, even the entrance way to the kitchen wasn't spared. What did make it into his mouth quickly traveled through his sinuses and throat, causing cum to gush from his mouth, throat opening, nostrils and even up into what felt like his brain. His body arched in ecstasy as it squeezed it's pecs with it's hands and it's balls with it's left leg.

After five minutes of release, Trevor's body leaned back into heavy breath and exhaustion. Trevor's head was now over 90% covered in his own milk, his right leg, the table and floor equally soaked. With what little strength it could muster, Trevor's body reached down and pulled up it's still low hanging sack and began massaging it, pressing it into it's left flexing quad, causing runoff to flood Trevor's nursing mouth even more. Never in his life had Trevor felt such a rush of lust, or had felt his body in the way he had until then. As night grew, Trevor nursing on his softening cock head, he could only dream of what else he could do to service his new beefy temple.

*Two days later.

Eventually one of Trevor's friends did come to see him (and reasonably freaked when they saw the state Trevor was in), and within a short time Trevor had his body under "somewhat" control. Trevor still can't outright control it in any way, but with one of his friends as a handler it's manageable. Subsequently one of Trevor's friends (who is also openly gay) has taken to rooming with him now, helping Trevor out in exchange for wild explosive muscle and cock worship sessions. When Trevor returned to the gym, he ran into the newcomer who gave him the bottle.

Trevor: "Bro, how can I every repay you for this. I'm straight up living in heaven right now!"

The newcomer put Trevor's body's arm around his head and shoulder, kissing his body's hairy pit.

Newcomer: "I'm sure we can work something out."

With a grin from the two of them, Trevor's body was lead to the free weights to do chest exercises, Trevor's head with his gay friend talking about what they were going to try new this time, the newcomer starring down at Trevor's body, contemplating if he could get away with some alone time in the gym showers.

[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

baking contest w/ the avengers!!

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1k

request: yes / no

original request: OMG CAN U PLS DO THE AVENGERS IF THEY HAD LIKE A COOKING OR BAKING CONTEST?

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: reader, scott lang, nick fury, clint barton, harley keener, peter parker, miles morales, tony stark, pietro maximoff etc

a/n: HECK YEAH I CAN!!!! i loved this idea sm i was so excited to get this request :D i'm getting back into writing so sorry if it's a lil bad lol. also guys i'm gonna open requests again so feel free to submit!! i have a lot of muse for spiderverse stuff atm hehe so i may post again today!! tysm, hope u enjoy!!!

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so there’s this thing that the avengers do

in order to do team bonding

they’ll assign partners in the beginning of the year

& each month, a new set of partners will choose something to do

and it’s always super fun

like that’s how u ended up at the trampoline park last month

& how scott ended up with a broken arm rip king

so this month had to be something a little less dangerous

kinda funny when u think about it like it’s literally the avengers they’re in dangerous situations all the time

and while you wanted to do something different, certain ~forces~ kept preventing that

like y’all were watching a movie a couple weeks ago

and fury came on the screen 

how he could hack into it idk hes nick fury dude he can do anything

but he just looked at the camera and said “no more dumbass trampoline parks”

HAH

so yeah it had to be something tame 

anyway so this month was you and scott!!!!

best duo ever!!!!!!

so you had to plan what to do

& scott refused to go skydiving bc that was your first choice

smh scott it would be so fun!!!!

his arm was still broken & he said that was why he wouldn’t go but like…. scott we know ur a scaredy-cat

anyway you were trying to decide when suddenly he was like

“y/n!!!! i totally forgot! the great british baking show just premiered and i promised clint we could watch it together!”

and that gave you an idea

scott LOVED it

but y’all needed a couple things before 

first of all, u needed baking supplies

when i say baking supplies i mean BAKING SUPPLIES

there’s like a thousand avengers at this point bruh :’)

scott almost got one of those instacart orders for it but u hated the thought of an instacart person getting ur crazy order

so it was store time :D 

let’s just say tony’s credit card was used very well that day 😛

then it was time to pick teams

not everyone had to participate

wanda said she wanted in

so pietro joined too which was slightly concerning

the man literally burnt a bowl of cereal once

and ur probably thinking “how—”

EXACTLY

only you and harley saw it and honestly it rendered u both speechless

tony joined too

but you and scott made sure he knew that there could be NO robots 

vision asked to be a judge

scott said “vis, we really appreciate that but… uh… don’t you like not eat?”

“ah! you are correct, scott. i do not consume food in the traditional way. however, given my vast knowledge & global database, i do believe that i would be a very good judge of presentation and overall ingredient chemistry.”

“alright, you do that buddy!”

also off topic but why do i just know that tony would give vision the nickname “chat gpt”

 sorry i had to get that out ANYWAYY

you got a few more people to participate 

sam and bucky wanted to be a team, and harley peter & miles wanted to be a team too

yknow what that was fine by you

so the day came.

you had turned one of the empty conference rooms into a crazy kitchen setup

thx party city for the confetti & balloons!!! ;)

in came your loyal hosts, scott & clint

(clint begged you and scott to let him host, he kept using a british accent until you said yes & just trust me it was good that he finally stopped)

you, natasha, and vision were the taste & presentation judges

you surveyed scott’s & your work, pretty proud of how it turned out

“ALRIGHTY THEN, READY, SET, OFF THE BLIMEY!!”

vision shot you a quizzical look, but you just shook your head.

scott & clint rly were a…. hosting duo

yep, the most… hosting duo of all time

the hostiest hosters to ever host

omg the funniest thing was that they kept eating the cookie dough from harley peter & miles’ station

they literally had to push them away

peter & miles webbed their hands shut HAHA

everyone else seemed to be doing pretty well though

aside from their usual arguing, bucky & sam seemed to actually be making something good

wanda was perfect as per usual

and pietro was zipping around the kitchen, causing tony’s flour to rise up in his face

steve came over, blowing a whistle and pointed at pietro

you and scott had enlisted him to be the referee

yes, cooking shows don’t normally have referees, but think abt the ppl we’re dealing with here 😀

anyways finally time was up!!!

but you and scott still had a trick up your sleeves.

“and now presenting our special guest judge… GIVE IT UP FOR NICK FURY!!”

yes that’s right, he had said yes to this

after you promised to finish a mission report for him

and bought him some new eyepatches

which was why he was wearing a navy blue one complete with rhinestones

pietro was up first, and he placed four slices of chocolate cake in front of all the judges.

“i gotta say p, this actually looks really good!” you spoke, and he beamed.

natasha didn’t look so sure

“as y/n says, it does look alright on the outside. however, it does seem like there’s some sort of… strange ingredient in the chemical makeup… i am going to analyze for a moment.” said vision

“aw, let’s just eat the damn thing already!” fury spoke, and so you all did.

“mm, it’s good!!” you said, and natasha nodded in agreement.

but did not have the same reaction. 

he had stopped chewing, and his eye had narrowed. he was giving pietro a death stare.

“uhm… fury? what is … jolly wrong with you?” scott asked, his british accent wavering.

“yeah… guv’nr?” said clint.

“who the hell puts hot sauce in a damn chocolate cake. you better start runnin’ maximoff, because i’m comin’ for you!!” fury spoke, getting progressively louder.

“that one was supposed to be for y/n- i mean vision! yeah! oops. um…” pietro spoke, before disappearing from the room in a quick streak.

after that, fury left. 

and that's why now cooking/baking competitions are banned on the premises of SHIELD!!

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[descendantofthesparrow]

Brutally honest thoughts on each character?

...*Each* character???? bruh thats so many, okay ill keep this short cuz im waiting for a haircut rn

well start with the vks cuz thats easy

Mal-started off strong and then just became...THE WORST, love hate relationship for her. shes my art block fix but also i hate her

Jay-i dont have strong opinions on him, he actually never stuck out to me other than 'obligatory jock dude of the friend group.' i wish i liked him more but im more attached to his fandom self over canon Jay

Evie-got boring after D1, i wish they let her keep her chemistry stuff, love her vibe but shes kinda boring to me. SHOULD'VE BEEN THE MC OVER MAL!!

Carlos- lots of lost potential with his tech stuff from the first book and movie. easily could've been an engineer or inventor but they just made him an animal lover and i got bored of that real quick.

Uma-my queen, my idol, can do no wrong i love her so much i WILL kill for her.

Harry-i love his dumbass so much YALL DONY EVEN KNOW I WANNA BITE HIM SO BAD

Gil-one of the few characters i felt actually...grew up? idk but hes one of the few characters were it actually feels like time passed for.

Dizzy-oooooooh honey, honey honey, sunshine baby, please, put the glue gun down.

Celia- they should've gone with her trailer persona. Her outfits are so bad and i wish she got better writing and designs, so much lost potential, also she should've been Jays pick.

Smee twins- why the fuck are they even here they had one line and no significance. also they should've had a Harry scene.

Aks

Ben-puppy boy, deserved to have doberman energy. got turned into a doormat by the writers and is unfairly hated.

Audrey-bitch queen, shes not a nice person and thats okay~ girlboss.

Chad- should've been the D3 villan they had that all set up in D2 with his weird ass attitude over Ben getting kidnapped on the isle.

Doug -....honestly gives me the ick, especially in D3, i HATE the long hair his actor had/has. gold is NOT his color and neither is pastel purple or green. he looked good in D1 but ICK for 2 and 3.

Jane- bby gurl, blue bird sweetheart. yeah she did some fucked up shit in D1 but she was an insecure 14 year old girl who got manipulated by Mal and other aks!!!

Lonnie- deserved so much better, shes Chinese why is she getting Japanese style stuff?!?! her plot in D2 didnt even do anything it just happened and no one cared and Jay just shoved his problems of girls playing roar onto her.

Beast- *inhale* i wanna kick his ass, and i could, lemme at him. how dare he force an entire kingdom on Ben at 16 when he didnt become king when he was 28(when he married Belle)

Belle- they took away her backbone, shes not Disney princess book worm and independent Belle. she just, lost the spark

FG- they turned her into a preschool teacher, GIVE ME MY OL COOKY FAIRY LADY BACK

Leah- *seething rage*

vk parents

Maleficent- fuckin love her, shes such a manipulative bitch and feels like a gone crazy version of a Maleficent made for kids. def not the mistress of all Evil but i love her nonetheless

EQ- shouldve been the head villain, SHE WAS THE FIRST DISNEY VILLAIN CMON! def not the same character from the animated movie but shes dramatic and sassy and i adore her.

Jafar- haha funny characature~ i wish he was more menacing like he had been. Jafar is not one of my fav villains so descendants jafar didnt exactly translate for me well.

Cruella- yeah they nailed her, no complaints about her. good design, good dialogue, good acting.

Hades- LEMME KICK HIS DEAD BEAT ASS, fucking 'daddy issues made you stronger' my butt. i hate his hair and honestly he doesnt fit the washed up punk design, he didnt deserve the speech at the end and didnt deserve to be forgiven by Mal.

Ursula- we only saw her tentacle and one line but she seemed spot on so yeah

Lady Tremaine- why the fuck was she nice in D3??? bitch is the EVIL stepmother.

Smee- spot on, i have words for his sons designs becuaee hes old not naturally white haired but hes chill, makes sense hed be a good parent, he never felt evil to me, just compliant

Facilier- such a vibe, his actor got him spot on, would've changed up his suit design but hes chill and i can see him being a family man(ignoring wicked world).

[thefiery-phoenix]

YANDERE YAMAGUCHI TADASHI HEADCANONS

Bruh.... this dude is a literal cinnamon roll and as a yandere he would be the MOST SWEETEST obsessive one. Not to mention slightly off his rocker as well since he believes that you really love him just as much as he loves you 

You'd probably meet him during one of your classes I guess. You'd see Tsukishima picking on a short orange haired kid and calling him a shrimp while you told Tsukushima told leave him TF alone and Yamaguchi was just behind him. Yamaguchi was actually kind of impressed that you had the guts and the courage to stand up to him and admired you for that but he was also nervous and scared that you'd be squished flat by the time Tsukishima was done with you. Tsukishima just glared at you and said, "And WHY should I listen to YOU, you little midget?" Yamaguchi was fuming inside since he had DARED to call you a midget when you CLREARLY deserved to be called a goddess and he had to control himself NOT to punch Tsukishima right in the face and knock out all his teeth. You and Tsukishima just bantered and insulted each other back and forth till the bell rang, signaling that it was time for classes. Luckily, you guys had a free period that day and Tsukishima finally muttered a 'Tch' and told Yamaguchi to come with him. Yamaguchi turned back to you, saw you for one more time and apologized for Tsukishima's behavior and went off, telling himself that it wouldn't be the last time he'd be seeing you 

He will do WHATEVER he can from that day onwards to save you from Tsukishima's wrath by just distracting him and sometimes, he'll be following you around like some lost puppy since you're a goddess and an angel to him who deserves to be worshipped 

Will he stalk you? HELL YEAH he will! He just wants to make sure you're safe wherever you go since there's danger ALWAYS lurking around the corners

He might even go as far as to breaking an entry into your room to watch you sleep soundly and peacefully while he goes through your stuff to collect for his shrine dedicated for you. He'll collect little things like pens, pencils, rings, bracelets, stuffed animals and things you most probably won't miss 

Also, what certified stalker wouldn't have a photo album of the person they're stalking? Yamaguchi has something like 3 albums of photos of you, sometimes doing your own stuff and doing crazy things like pulling funny faces in boring classes (Don't ask me how the HECK he managed to snap photos of you during class). Dude can probably write a 1000 page essay about you since he knows you better than you know yourself and YES, he HAS convinced himself that 

If anyone tries hurting you, Yamaguchi will NOT be gentle with them AT ALL even when it comes to Tsukishima. He's going to 'accidentally' injure the person who's getting in the way of both of you 

He will NOT share you with ANYONE, like AT ALL since he just wants you all for himself. Yes yes, he IS quite the selfish one 

Might even climb onto your bed at night to sleep with you only to return to his house at the break of dawn only to dream about how beautiful and goddess like you looked while you were sleeping 

He will most probably kidnap you instead of confessing his love to you since ONE: He is a VERY VERY shy boi and he's scared that he'll blow his chance of having a good impression on you and TWO: He's worried that someone else better than him is going to ask you out and you'll say yes. As much as Yamaguchi jokes around and always has a smile on his face, he is kinda insecure about himself and that's why he will kidnap you so only HE will be the one for you 

He will give you whatever you want and is kinda like a submissive yandere like Asahi

His heart just breaks into pieces when he sees you crying and miserable and so, he'll hug you and cuddle with you and not let go when you're having a tantrum. He will not punish you, like AT ALL. Boi won't even hurt a butterfly, what makes you think he's gonna snap your bones in half? True, he'll do that to other people, but CERTIANLY not to you, not even if his life depended on it and no, he won't raise his voice at you, like at all 

Nicknames include: Sweeite, sweetheart, honey, cutie, cutie pie, darling, love, angel, my goddess, baby, babe and the rest of the other cringiest nicknames in history

If you try escaping from him, be ready for LOTS and LOTS of tears from him. You might even need a mop and a bucket handy with you since he'll be sobbing and crying all over. Then, he will hold you and kiss you since he thinks the reason you're tried escaping was because he wasn't paying attention to you. Well, now you have him breathing down your neck constantly 24/7/365. And if he wasn't clingy like a koala before, he most certainly is now 

He will let you go out ONLY till the back porch of the house he's keeping you in since he doesn't want you getting hurt and YES, boi will baby proof each and everything in the house and not even a plastic butter knife will be seen. Oh, and the kitchen is off limits for you and you are NOT allowed to reach for things that are high for you and no standing on tables or chairs 

He will not let you see any violent movies or horror movies and unfortunately for you pals, that also includes shows like Riverdale and The Vampire Diaries so if you were planning on watching them, kiss 'em goodbye 

Literally loves you like, ALOT so give him some hugs from me :)

[arenabreadandbiscuits]

What Disney princess or non Disney couples do Radioapple and RadioStatic remind you of.

For me

RadioStatic bottom Vox is Ariel x Eric, or Christine x Raoul

RadioStatic bottom Alastor is Rapunzel x Eugene, Anastasia x Dimitri

Radioapple bottom Lucifer is Snow White x Florian, Odette x Derer

And Radioapple Bottom Alastor is Tiana x Naveen, Megara x Hercules

But what about you ps sorry for rambling

PLS DONT APOLOGIZE

I was reading and ended up having those moments when you hear something really cute and fluffy about a ship that you're on the fence about or whatever and it's one of those moments that really solidifies your secret love for em.

I'm saying I was like this:

You're thoughts for radioapple got me so good, good job 😩✨

For starters though! (Prompts Below!)

Radiostatic: Bottom Vox x Top Alastor

Ariel and Eric for bottom Vox x Alastor is so cute. Like hold on lemme post gifs too but listen to this bruh, like Vox is definitely the one to run off every so often and BAM...what's this creature that walks on...sticks?? Twigs?? Like BROO IM FINNA DRAW THIS LISTEN TO ME

anyway Vox is curious and of course he's told not to go, I'm thinking maybe instead of the family scenario in the little mermaid, Valentino could be like Ariel's father. Like he's always telling Vox about those humans and stuff, to stay away and all that even though Vox feels such a pull.

He goes anyway. "It'll just be for a moment... No one will even notice!" And then he goes out there, builds this thing where watching Alastor go on about his day to day is a lot more interesting then the ocean all of the sudden.

Bro would literally freak out when it comes down to Alastor actually catching him in the act. Like imagine them freezing for a moment and just looking at each other before Vox seems to realize he's been caught and immediately ducks back down into the ocean just so he can fathom it.

"H-He saw me! Holy shit he actually saw me this time!"

"The people", being Alastor. Vox finds that he desperately wants to be so much closer to Alastor and interestingly enough, the feeling is mutual.

Like come on, Alastor saw a mermaid! How could he not want to investigate further?

I'm also thinking something like imagine Alastor having internal moments of like he's feeling like something is missing and just for a splint moment, just as he lets his guard down, he lifts his head with a little smile and casts his eyes up, perking when he's met with another pair of eyes.

Lol, active representation of Vox when their eyes connect before he ducks under the waves below!

BRUH NAH THIS IDEA IS TOO GOOD I MUST DRAW 😭

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Anyway~

Radiostatic: Bottom Alastor x Top Vox

I LOVE the repunzal x Eugene idea too since I know those two better but yo immediately thinking of this scene.

Alastor would be so spooked to find Vox there that this is TOO him 😭😭😭😂 he definitely wasn't playing with Vox at first and then considering Alastor's a deer it's also giving those videos of deers jumping extra hard at something when it spooks them. Immediately on guard.

Thing is, Vox is quite charming, like more so than Alastor would have ever initially thought.

Vox definitely finds himself looking at Alastor like this often after they get along a bit more. Like he's always been able to run around and be 'free', a commitment issue with saying in one place for too long surely, but Alastor's always been...locked up, hidden away and hardly ever exploring the world around them. Vox finds that while their adventures together are CRAZY he really likes that light in Alastor that Alastor has never been given the chance to show others before.

Alastor has always had to be something so much smaller than what he really is and Vox sees it when they run into each other and he doesn't necessarily mean to but he manages to be up for pulling that side out of Alastor.

Imagine Vox being so lovesick while Alastor is still understanding it, like he's patient but he's always there if Alastor actually needs him, always willing to rush to his aid and keep him safe because after everything Alastor has been through Vox is willing to be the peace he deserves. It's all for Alastor in his head though later Vox really comes to the understanding that it is in fact for himself as well because in reality...all he's ever wanted was someone to love who loved him too.

Radioapple: Bottom Lucifer x Top Alastor

Snow White and Florian! I'm telling you you are brilliant.

For one work with me here because Snow White is an older movie so I'm recounting right now and hopefully accurately but Snow White lived on her own with the animals and such before right?? If that's the cause when Lucifer went about his life he did so simply, doing what he loves. Like it's giving that he is a hopeless romantic here, like imagine when he's outside watching the animals be together and find mates he smiles because of course he wishes he could have something like that. A partner and one who adores him.

In the case from earlier where Vox is a lover boy Lucifer here is too but like I said, hopeless romantic. Where basically he continues to wait, wait, and wait even if doing so gets him down from time to time.

Maybe one day someone will come, maybe someday someone will find him and in moments like that he sings because it feels right. What else would he do anyway?

I see a scene in my head that I wanna draw and basically Lucifer is outside, probably sitting in a patch of grass, bonus points if it's flowers and he sings as the sun shines down on him. Animals would start approaching and Alastor would hear it in a distance, hunting though ..he has to know who's singing. He'll follow the singing, careful just as he would be with an animal just in case he spooks whoever it is and then he'll find him. He'll see Lucifer and just stop for a moment as he listens.

Alastor would definitely take a radio with him when he was outside every once in a while just to do so but imagine his face hearing Lucifer sing. He's starting to worry he may never be able to listen to the radio again without thinking of the mystery man who loves the animals.

It probably leaves him thinking a lot. He must leave him be.. no, no. He must talk to him! Alastor probably would be conflicted on whether he wants to get closer or pull away and act like he never heard anything to begin with.

Imagine he does decide to leave at first but he just keeps coming back later like he can't help but find this beautiful man who sings in the woods every time Alastor goes. Definitely would be a really good slow burn honestly but they definitely would find each other later and Alastor is so careful with Lucifer, easy with him and as they grow together it just feels right.

Radioapple: Bottom Alastor x Top Lucifer

I'm finna eat this up so good. Both Meg x Hercules and Tiana x Naveen are amazing ships for how I think this dynamic between them would go.

Lucifer is so witty and charming so moments like when Naveen was walking out playing his little guitar and stopped for a moment to like wink or whatever at Tiana and the moment when Hercules was at the waterhole and smitten but Meg and the two scenes that jump to mind thinking of Lucifer x Alastor here.

Like Lucifer probably shows more of his fun loving nature here, like he works for himself but he's really just chilling, not particular goal in mind though he does have dreams and ambitions. Pfft frog Lucifer x Frog Alastor needs to be drawn or something because the back and forth that Tiana and Naveen had was top tier Radioapple 😩😭

YOOO THIS IS SO YHEM IDC IDC

Like I always thought that in the movie even before they turned to frogs, that it was interesting that Naveen and Tiana had that moment. It was giving accidentally soulmates or something along those lines because in the cause of radioapple, Lucifer probably seen Alastor at that moment and thought he was cute so tipped his hat and grinned and Alastor rolls his eyes and it's just that. Lucifer doesn't push for anything more and then BAM they run into each other again later and have to deal with each other.

Lol and we saw in Princess in the frog later how when they were frogs Naveen and Tiana had their disputes and such when trying to turn back human and Alastor and Lucifer would literally be the very same way 😂

Same in the concept of them being like Hercules and Meg. With both ships Lucifer is the witty charming love interest and Alastor is the hardworking other who isn't necessarily searching for love but it finds him anyway.

Like they definitely have their moments of arguing but they work so well together when they actually choose to do so and Alastor finds himself being more and more drawn in by Lucifer's presence as they spend time together.

Really it's Alastor having to trust Lucifer and Lucifer having to prove that he's trustworthy but once Alastor lets him in everything else seems to be history.

Imma leave it here for now but I hope y'all like the read! Ask box is open and I'm still healing so commissions are always welcome.

Drawing requests are 4/5 if I believe so RN and I'll post Wips of current art later ^^

[letmeoutofthebasementt]

fr bruh about the knetz. they dont let idols breath for a second and tbh id also avoid yeosang for that reason too as beautiful and good looking and talented as he is... san as well (my real bias), I just think that knetz would send me to an early death or witch hunt me if I was ever in sniffing distance if them. fun fact my ancestors were also witch hunted so it wouldve been ironic really if the same were to have happened to me I mean the way knetz overreact to idols behaviours or their personal life they might as well bring back public hangings. (I would volunteer myself to be hung no lie send me to the gallows) I gladly want to get the hell off this planet.

mind you san himself could send me to my grave early just by standing there in a suit with a cap and I would not complain... I would have liked to have done something musicy had I known there would be this much available nowadays compared to the 90s had I had a shred of talent but I dont so rip me. And the internet is too feral for my liking. (I was lowkey not listening to I wanna be your slave and imagining doing a cover with hongjoong as guitarist) we r both scorpios its our song to cover bruhhhhh. The only other artist who is my style is avril lavigne like early 00s look otherwise kpop groups seem so fancy and flashy, I would not blend in well with knetz expectations. Blue eyes for a start, could do a cillian death stare for days at knetz to scare em off, wouldnt mind flipping a few dispatch photographers off if I had too. hmm maybe I would not fit in particularly in their culture or their style rofl.

The other thing I want to see is actor!ateez and some skz members too are great or would be great if they were given the right roles not some lovey dovey fluffy stuff all the time.

How about you? btw ur fun and chill to chat with <333

First off, thanks for saying that. You can talk to me in DMs whenever, I’m always down to chat.

But yeah, like the KPOP industry is genuinely so damn draining. I feel like maybe if it was a lesser known idol the fallout from dating them would be bearable, but a more popular idol? I’m dead. Absolutely. And it’ll be slow.

My condolences to whoever dates a BTS member in the future.

Like, I’m entirely delusional and I can admit that. But as much as I’ve imagined myself with idols…If those same idols ever asked me out I’d run and be paranoid a crazy fan saw for the rest of my days. And I’m not even exaggerating. I’d lose my mind.

Ateez + SKZ should have a telenovela or something. Almost like a reality TV show but entirely fake and each group is a “family”. With the most horrendous drama. Like a Jerry Springer episode. It’d be absolutely perfect but I don’t know, I’m just a sucker for drama.

[yourmoonmomma]

yeah ik its like how we are told that to have fun or share fun times we need friends to do those with or idfk we need to deeply care for something or other and theres just days where I find that I dont know if I really deeply care, u know like how with a sport for example or how people might attach themselves to some type of celeb and so on and then that becomes their obsession or life goals etc. then all most peopoe nowadays are interested in is their online profiles so it dont help when u want to have fun in life but u dont know what u want to do or how to spend ur time. also i wish decades could be longer like if i could go back as an adult to the 90s u bet i would.

there used to be lots of shit i used to like but these times im like yeah seen it before heard it before even when theres news events like trump "getting" shot at, other presidents also got shot or assasinated it aint nothing new. then when i find something i like its always too far damn away for me to do anything with it or you need to keep investing in it like following a damn music group is so hard nowadays compared to earlier times again the 00s were so fun when groups and bands would have more places to travel too or they used to come to smaller venues but these days there just nobody im willing to put 1000s into going to see.

even if u like them a lot or they never come here or i dont have friends to go and see them with. its like to even enjoy smth we have to keep investing in it and im like that shit wrong bruh. then my other thought was what if each decade been getting worse over time on purpose because each decade is in simulation or parallel reality or somehow we on the wrong timeline and so on. aint society supposed to get better as a whole so we can all progress or at least enjoy stuff without having to live in fear of some attack or psyop? but im looking at the world like its crazy or it never been truly normal or peaceful for everyone. if we the only civilization i bet if there are anything else outside of earth i bet it look at this glorified fishbowl like its mentally ill people trying to control other people to make them more mentally ill. im so over it bruh.

current times just seem so evil and worse, like i really did not care if trumpty dumpty got shot at, im surprised more people aint talking about how abnormal things have been in recent times? I bet theres solutions that the elites have that we aint never going to know about. i seen video clips of literal cars running on water... then they say in the video that the guy who put the water in his car he ended up being unalived. they dont want us to live freely or they want us to do things by the books all the time. work school overconsume media blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Absolutely <3

[madame-mortician]

Thinking about how the Evil Dead game was shot dead not even a year after release (A rant.)

I remember the announcement for the game a year prior and all the trailers and stuff, bro I was so hyped. They got almost every actor back to play their original characters, the game looked fantastic, the gameplay was awesome and they promised DLC and addons, it literally could not fail…

Then they released it, went radio silent for a few months and yes, they did release DLC and skins but despite having something from every film in the franchise, it was pretty obvious Army of Darkness and Ash VS Evil Dead was their priority.

Any time a new skin came out, it was always for either AOD or AVED characters. There was only 1 DLC that wasn’t for those, and it was a clothing pack for the 1981 characters that released the same day as the game, meaning it wasn’t even really an actual DLC it was always there. Every character added was from Army of Darkness or the TV show and it got old fast. I understand licensing is a big issue, but as somebody who doesn’t like the show or Army of Darkness as much as the rest of the franchise, it got real annoying to see a new DLC coming out and of course, it’s for the AOD/AVED characters.

Out of all the DLC released for this game only 2 was from something other than AOD/AVED. The skins for the 1981 characters and the addition of Mia and David from the 2013 remake. I’m glad they got DLC at all, you could argue technically Evil Dead 2 got DLC because of Savini Ash but Savini Ash was both unrelated to Evil Dead 2 AND a bonus if you bought a t-shirt… bruh.

Let me break it down, in a simple chart.

Here’s all the films in the franchise, and here’s how much content they got (characters, skins…)

The Evil Dead: 4 (Ash, Cheryl, Scotty, + the Classics Bundle.)

Evil Dead 2: 5 (Ash, Ed, Annie, Henrietta, + Savini Ash.)

Army of Darkness: 10 (Ash, Arthur, Henry, Blacksmith, Evil Ash, Witch + the Medieval Bundle, the Galliant Knight Outfit, the S-Mart Employee Outfit, the Hail to the King Bundle.)

Evil Dead: 2 (Mia, David.)

Ash VS Evil Dead: 9 (Ash, Pablo, Kelly, Ruby, Brock, Eligos, Baal, the Immortal Power Bundle, Who’s your Daddy Bundle.)

So yeah, AOD and Ash VS Evil Dead got way more characters and cosmetics than the rest of the franchise, and that count wasn’t even including what was individually in each bundle. It’s so fucking crazy, because I don’t hate those films, they aren’t bad but the most popular Evil Dead films (1 and 2) got hardly anything whilst those ones got more than they needed. It’s so frustrating too, because most of the cosmetics aren’t even things they really wore and are original pieces, whilst characters like Cheryl and Mia HAD other clothes they’d worn that could’ve been added and just weren’t.

I know I’m ranting but, I adored this game, I 100% completed the trophy’s and I wasn’t all too mad about the clear favour towards AOD and AVED because it was only the first year, and I knew we’d get more stuff down the line, especially when a new Evil Dead film had just released, there was a good chance those characters would be added to the game to capitalise off of the films hype and then-

After months of nothing, and one lousy interview where it was stated that the devotees had stuff they were planning on adding (which aged like milk), we finally get a post and it’s:

“We’re stopping production of this game.”

Sure the game wasn’t “killed” I guess, unlike Friday the 13th, the game was still playable and enjoyable and the servers still worked but when your game is already losing popularity due to lack of communication or content, then the way to solve it isn’t to stop working on it but to instead actually add content. Again, the game is still playable to this day but lobby’s are so hard to get into because nobody except for die hard fans play this game anymore and this announcement was basically the developers giving up. They didn’t end on a good note, they’d lost a bunch of players and their last DLC was for a character nobody wanted and for a character people did want but his execution was horrible. Anybody who wanted to give the game a shot, or even people who still played were let down by this message because it meant there was nothing. The game is repetitive and when nobody else is playing and you know nothing is coming, why would you buy it? Why would you want to get really into it if you know it’ll crash and burn like F13 and soon nobody will be playing and nobody will care.

I strongly believe that if they’d spent less time adding fandesign skins for that one character in Army of Darkness, and more time working on actual new content the game would’ve lasted longer. I mean, for fucks sake they only had 5 demons in the game as opposed to the 17 or so heroes. Hero lobby’s were so bad because the hero gameplay was really good and fun, and of course people want to play Ash, so queue times took forever, whilst demon lobby’s were instant because nobody played demon. Again, there was only 5 demons, and only 2 of them were actually popular characters. Admittedly, there aren’t a lot of demons to add, but the fact that the 2013 bundle came with a minor character from Army of Darkness instead of, oh I don’t know, the demon from the 2013 film is weird.

It was so bad for demon players because whilst heroes got to choose literally anybody, demons got 5 choices, 3 if they didn’t buy any DLC. Heroes were so favoured, each DLC would give you a random ass character instead of a new demon. “Here have the Blacksmith from the background of Army of Darkness.”

If they’d just added the Abomination or the Marauder it would’ve helped, but no.

Anyways, rant over, games still fun but I can’t really find myself enjoying it since every time I play I’m reminded that this game was put down only a year after release.

[rhodesrider]

Hair Issues... ~Part two~

Bloodline x chubby! black fem reader

SFW 18+, Nicknames, Affirmation, slight fluff, (Near the end some stuff about sex but nothing happens)

Word Count: 1.7k

"What do you mean you can't find it?!" Jey grits his teeth stressed enough; he did not need y/n on him and jimmy about oil that Roman decided to take on his own accord and use behind her back. Roman has went to almost three stores and driving around was making him even more upset. "Exactly what I said man, I have the picture, but all of the hair stores are sold out." He groaned in a parking spot at the next beauty supply store in town. "Ro, I just don't feel like hearing her mouth." Jey whined, he soon looked over seeing y/n yawn some getting sleepy from the 2nd movie they put on for her. "We can prob put her down for a nap and give you more time." Jey groaned a bit trying to think. "Don't do that because you know she's going to argue, ask for me, see I'm not there and then I'm in trouble." Roman went through the door of the beauty store looking for the moisturizing aisles of the store. "We can always just buy it online at this point." Jey said still looking out hoping y/n doesn't hear him. Roman looked on each shelf finding the label for the oil, but nothing was in stock. He sighed annoyed and stopped a worker. "Oh, yea that oil is very popular. you'll find it online more than in stores." She pulled out her phone showing amazon, putting the product name in the search bar. Just an 8z was almost 16 dollars. He was going to have to face defeat. "It won't come on time either…" He thought. He shouldn't have used her oil. He ran out of his and he really needed something. A dry scalp makes him upset same as her. He thanked the women and started to head out. Instead, he got a few things and started back to the house.

Back at the house your scalp started bothering you more, and you got out of that sleepy like state heading over to the sink to start your wash. "Baby you need some help?" Jimmy asked already to help, Jey is more a person that watches. Hell, you do his hair. He loves how you massage his scalp with the shampoo and leave in. Puts him straight to sleep in your lap. You smile and nod taking off your bonnet and sighing from the weird quick dryness. You forget to oil your hair once and now the consequences. Jimmy started the warm water getting your box full of your hair products'

"Hmm…my pre shampoo is almost gone. Didn't know I was using so much. I need to slow down." Jimmy gulped guilty and Jey just looked at him. "Am I the only man not touching her shit Bruh?" He mumbled. But he didn't do it low enough. "I'm sorry, you want to repeat that?" Jey turned around slow seeing a confused, starting to get upset girlfriend. "Ya'll are using my stuff?!" Jimmy shook his head on how his brother is such a loudmouth. "Princess, you heard me wrong-" "Oh so I'm crazy now, I'm hearing things Jey?" Her tone was getting sharp. "No Babygirl you aren't-" Jimmy tried to intervene but soon, her mean, icy look whipped to him. "What have y'all been using?! My products are for me! I don't mind sharing but going in my things without permission?!" She got closer to jimmy. "What have you been using?" She asked again. "Well, I thought you wouldn't mind but I may have used your pre-shampoo, and your hair mayo you got the other day and um…" He stopped seeing roman pull up from the window. She noticed it as well and turned back to him. "He can't save yo ass." She hissed and she put all her hair products on the island table in the middle of the kitchen. She put her bonnet back on and put her shoes on going to get Roman from the driveway.

She walked out the house and glanced at the twins arguing in the window rolling their eyes. Roman got out the car, seeing her face and sighed seeing it was too late. Jey and or Jimmy slipped up. Again. "Pookie, what are you doing out the house?" He tried to use his charm as she got closer, she looked in the car's passenger seat seeing two bags and some flowers. "You used my stuff too huh?" She finally said and his smile dropped slow. "I'm not trying to make a big deal outta it, bad enough those two in there are gonna kill they foolish selves." Her southern accent started to show. She was mad because she isn't getting the answers she needs. "Babygirl let's go inside and talk about it please, we got to make sure they don't knock themselves out." Roman said pointing seeing Jimmy have Jey in a headlock.

They all sat in the living room, looking at one another and Y/N enjoyed her gifts. But it didn't save them. "So, who wants to go first-" "Roman used all Ya fuckin oil." Jey said quick. Roman took off his slide and was about to throw it at him but Y/N stopped him just in time. "So, this morning you knew you did it but still made me look like I was losing my mind?" She confronted. Roman felt really bad pulling out his phone and showing the bottles of oil he bought for himself and Y/N. She sighed, "Ok at least you're replacing it." Jimmy rolled his eyes. "Oh, don't think she isn't about to be in yo ass." Roman mumbled at him. "Ok! I used stuff too and I'm sorry." He groaned. "Jey you never used my hair stuff?" She asked him calmly and he shook his head no. She didn't believe it. She went to him at the lazy boy he was sitting in and got close. "H-hey what are you-" She kissed him some and acted as if she was about to kiss his neck but found a smell. Champaine. "My body spray." She whispered in his ear and moved away leaving him blushing. "Ok ok you caught me." "You use her bath and body spray?" Roman chuckled some as jimmy asked the question.

"It smells really good." He mumbled. She laughed some at his cute self but sighed. "Yall are a mess. But y'all are gonna pay." She smirked.

~

Roman massaged her scalp while washing your head and Jey massaged your feet groaning being on his ass too long. "It's not gonna take long JJ bear." She assured and she purred feeling romans strong hands in her hair. jimmy fed her another piece of sushi and just yawned. "Mamas when can I get up man?" Jey said wanting to stretch. "When you finish up my feet." She answered and roman bent down kissing her some so he can get away probably quicker. They all groaned after a day of pampering for y/n. She smiled putting on tv. The boys were tired but also very hungry. Roman walked up behind her and squeezed her shoulders slightly growling low. She looked up seeing his eyes fixed on you, on your eyes move. "I advise you to use those feet I did and get that 10 sec head start." Jey whispered in your ear. She soon heard jimmy count down and she ran for her life giggling.

[moonchildstyles]

BRUH IMAGINE ASTER HARRY AND ANGEL LIKE AT A BIGGER FRIEND HANGOUT. maybe more people than their usual group and they go to sit down and the group decides the boys should sit together and the girls should sit together and angel gets nervous cause she doesn’t know all of them and just wants to sit with harry and she gets nervous w/o her and he just comforts her and encourages her to sit w her friends. maybe she’s fighting him just being like “no can i just sit with you🥺🥺🥺” & shes just his baby

omg:( like idea the guys are all gonna go do something or idk just weird boy stuff hfushfu so she's going to be left w Sarah and a few girlies who she doesn't know and like she knows its not a big deal and not something she needs to get upset about but its def that like moment of anxiety being w people she doesn't know at a house shes never been to before and like h is her comfort place she feels the safest when hes w her and its just now is not the time for him to not be w her so when he gets up to go w some of the guys she gets a little bit of some big eyes and h? are u going? and hes all soft and smiley and quiet w her and yeah but ill be back in a little alright? you okay? and shes like nervous bc she doesn't want everyone around them to think hes being like Weirdo Crazy Girl who can't let her bf be w/o her but shes honestly just scared right then to be w people she doesn't know and like Sarah is a lot more familiar w this group that she is so she doesn't want to be that One thats not talking or that doesn't know anyone and she just :( harry:( so she just nods her head like yeah but...can't I just sit w you? and he gets all soft and little smile like its going to be okay baby alright? go sit w the girls and I promise ill come check on you soon okay? I think they want to talk to you I don't want to deprive them of that now do we? and she knows hes just being a sweetie trying to convince her and when she looks behind her and sees everybody being all laughy and fun w each other she knows it looks fun bu shes just scared she won't fit in :( and he gives her a little kiss to distract her and "go sit okay and you text me if you're not feeling good or having fun and ill come get you and say I don't feel good so we can god home how does that sound?" and shes hesitant but she knows she needs to try even just for a little:( and she nods her head and gives his hand a squeeze in hers and he waits for her to sit down before he gives her a little smile and goes to follow Mitch and the guys that left him behind and hes just :( they're in love and hes os proud of her for trying esp when he knows shes so nervous:(

[sj0228]

astro notes for fun lol

HEY! this is my first astro observations post so don't be too hard on me lol unless u wanna then sure maybe i can improve them somehow BUTANYWAYZ this is for entertainment purposes only!! obviously these are just my own observations so if they don't resonate with you don't get offended or you're a big ol' 🅱️uss so here they are!! also SHOUTOUT TO MY AMAZING FRIENDS fyi i got sum help from them by asking them billions of questions to confirm my suspicions so uh hope that makes the observations more accurate LOL ANYWAYS HERE THEY ARE!! i'll probably make more in the future cuz i think they're super fun to make :D also if u couldnt tell uhm this isnt very professional im not professional BUT I TRIED TO MAKE IT PRETTY so pls dont be bothered lol im just doing this for fun i didnt even wanna make an astro page so yea </3pretty unreliable LMAOOO

👩🏻‍🦲 the house your mars is in is what pisses you off the most!! (eg. 1st - people assuming things about you, 5th - people beating around the bush, 7th - things that disrupt the harmony of your environment, 9th - the need to hold back your opinions because others get bothered by them being "offensive")

👩🏻‍🦲 cancers are true ambiverts and i've truly never ever seen a cancer who wouldn't be both introverted and extroverted at times. they are always either social introverts or quiet extroverts lol. or both!! (somehow 0_0) they enjoy people's attention, whether it's wanting to be noticed or appreciated or generally cared for, and they need their alone time. they tend to be very productive at those times, too.

👩🏻‍🦲 ok i have a lot of notes for cancers so it's gonna be a lot lmao sorry anyways!! i've also noticed they LOVEEE breaking loose every once in a while, if not every time they're given the opportunity! thing is, it's usually only if someone else is there to convince them or do it with them. they don't like taking risks alone! they are very impressed and fond of the 'wild child' persona people because they bring out the cancer's wild side!

👩🏻‍🦲 libra moons are absolutely loved by people, it's so crazy! like, no matter what they do they always have attention on them. this can manifest badly if the moon person is actually pretty horrible, things they do tend to be overlooked and others move on pretty quickly from their mistakes, letting them do whatever they want. i wanted to give an example but uh,,,,, i shall.. refrain😳

👩🏻‍🦲 libra suns with water moons are so scary when they're angry..

👩🏻‍🦲 cancer moon is what i deem as the zodiac sign cute-ifyer lol. literally any "tough" sign like capricorn, scorpio or aquarius becomes a super cute goofball with this moon. WEIRDEST THING EVER THOUGH is that it doesn't work for cancer suns?! like if a cancer sun has a cancer moon this just makes the person very confusing but very funny. they can brighten anybody's day without trying!

👩🏻‍🦲 okay uh this isn't an astro note as much as it is me being a phucken simp but uh..... I HAVE AN UNDYING LOVE FOR ARIES SUNS I WILL MARRY EVERY EACHAND ONE OF YOU ISTG. ARIES SUNS ARE THE NICEST AND FUNNIEST PEOPEL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU HAVE THE BEST HUMOR EVER AND YOU'RE SO KIND TO EVERYBODY YOU'RE SO KIND I LOVE YOU YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLANET I WANT TO HUG YOU FOREVER okay jbshxhjn but fr aries are the best people ever?!?!?!?!?!?! pls

👩🏻‍🦲 okay JUST SO THIS WHOLE ARIES MENTION ISN'T JUST A POINTLESS LOVE CONFESSION - i've noticed a lot of ♥aries♥ people use the laughing crying face emojis (😂,🤣) unironically and it's honestly.....the best thing ever

👩🏻‍🦲 taurus suns do this sometimes as well

👩🏻‍🦲 THE MOST UNHEALTHY PERCEPTIONS OF ZODIAC SIGNS ARE PUT ON FIRE SIGNS, NOT THE WATER SIGNS AND THIS IS COMING FROM A PISCES!!!!!!1 every stereotype is always showing fire signs as those sunshine of the group people, the baddies, and the ones with the biggest 'idgaf' attitude. and while this can totally be true sometimes, most of the time it's super different! sad fire signs break my heart pls i just wanna hug you guys T-T they have it the hardest because unlike water signs who are already expected to be emotional, they often repress their emotions for the sake of others and because of the fear of betrayal or judgement, or just generally the idea of "it's better to have fake friends than to have zero friends". YOU GUYS PLEASE. cut these people off from your life you deserve soo much better i know it can be super hard to open up for you u just need a hug omg EVERYONE PLEASE CHECK UP ON YOUR FIRE SIGN FRIENDS ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR DAY N STUFF THEY WILL APPRECIATE YOU CARING FOR THEM! pls stay best and take care sweethearts ily!!!

👩🏻‍🦲 i've also noticed that some of the signs tend to show their sadness through anger - this is not just astrology though so if your friend has been jumpy lately please just check on them they are probably going thru sth😳 anyways the signs i mostly saw this in are pisces, aries and libra.

👩🏻‍🦲 cancers with feminine moons (earth and water) tend to be pretty introspective. they often think they're the ones being mistreated, and while this of course might be true, in reality it usually goes a lonnng way back lol. they often pay very little attention to others!! (masculine moon sign cancers (fire and air) can often be too focused on others more than themselves) this can be good because they don't snoop in other people's business but oh my god, guys, please pay attention to your friends, too! this WILL lead to lost friendships because, let's be real, nobody wants a one-sided friendship with someone who only cares about themselves! i don't want to target anybody here but this is just a pattern i've noticed wayyyy too often, so you might want to look into it and if you think this is you all you need is just to enlargen your perspective and it will all be okay. but please, PLEASE. think about your friends

👩🏻‍🦲 i needed to get this^ out because people often put this on leo placements but tbh i notice that leo placements are THE MOST generous of the entire zodiac and they always think of others first and that's what really makes them so popular. they very rarely are as egocentric as everybody says, they're just really loving and that makes them very lovable!

👩🏻‍🦲 scorpio risings are the prettiest people i've ever seen. not even kidding bruh i could stare at them for EVER their eyes are absolutely gorgeous and their mannerisms are just perfect pls marry me

👩🏻‍🦲 gemini and taurus placements make an individual soooo chill to the point where it often makes them lazy and a biig procrastinator lol. tho i love how they make light of it by using their amazing humor!

👩🏻‍🦲 you most definitely have your IC be one of your family members' sun sign or one of their personal planets. i have a taurus ic and my sister is a taurus sun!

👩🏻‍🦲 sagittarius suns are the best huggers cause THEY REALLY NEED A HUG SO GO HUG THEM RIGHT NOW. pls guys why r u so sad..

👩🏻‍🦲 scorpio mars aren't even as sexual as everybody says tbh. but they definitely do have some interesting.....interests ;)

👩🏻‍🦲 pluto aspects to personal planets are very prominent, but very hidden. if you have them, most likely you will be the only person to know about this side of you and it can be pretty dark..

👩🏻‍🦲 planets conjunct your sun will be the people you attract most in your life (venus conjunct sun - taurus and libra, jupiter - sagittarius and pisces, mars - aries and scorpio EVERYWHERE)

👩🏻‍🦲 your moon sign will be the sun sign of most of your friends

👩🏻‍🦲 if you don't quite relate to your ascendant, look at the sign you have in your 3rd house and at your mercury sign. this is how you communicate, convey your ideas etc. and will often be a major factor in people's first impressions of you :)

👩🏻‍🦲 lilith aspecting your sun may mean there's a side of you nobody knows.. 👁👁 you're also probably very convincing and people can be very drawn to you and they can't explain why. this also goes for lilith in 7th, especially in girls!

👩🏻‍🦲 you and your friends probably have each other's sun signs as your personal planets!!

👩🏻‍🦲 the kindest person you know is probably either a virgo or an aries.. and the meanest person you know is also probably a virgo or aries LOL

👩🏻‍🦲 capricorn suns & risings are THE hardest to read!! if they don't say what they mean people will just assume and they're never going to be right it's wild 👩🏻‍🦲 also capricorns definitely have the most dad energy, while sagittariuses are more like actual dads jdbshxcvb

OKAY THAT'S ALL!!!! im sure i have more but its 2 am i have school tomorrow or actually its today now so bye uh anyways there will most likely be more so if u liked these stay tuned!! oh and let me know if they were true witchu :o thats it love u stay awesome and super cool i love u byebye!!

[tanniefm]

nasty | jjk (m)

summary - you're needy at a party and no one can help you except your boyfriend jungkook.

pairing - jungkook x reader

genre - established relationship

word count - 2.4k

song inspo - nasty by ariana grande

warnings - unprotected sex (BOOO), dirty talk, daddy kink, brief breeding kink, slight voyeurism (you essentially ride his thigh in front of everyone), explicit language, praise kink, subspace, drug and alcohol use (weed), brief mention of vmin, i guess kook also falls into domspace too i mean y'all are high so

a/n - i'm sorry this took so long school's been kicking my ass bruh. this is also very unedited since i originally wrote this while horny like a month ago kanjwbw. anyways yeah enjoy! ps. i am very bad at endings and summaries sigh

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“Pleaseeeee”

“Nope”

“But I need to so badly! Just please make me cum, Kook!”

“What did I say? Not ‘til later. At this rate I might not let you cum at all.” his words brought utter terror to your face. What did he mean not letting you cum at all? You've been so good all day! Just like he told you! This party fucking sucks anyway. As much as you love your friends coming over, there’s only so much you can handle before you start getting annoyed by their presence. Jungkook has been teasing you all day but the very peak of it was when he ate you out earlier like it was his last meal and at the very last second, decided to cease all contact from you and smile cockily. Asshole.

It doesn’t help that you've both been drinking and smoking a bit, so your horniness has only worsened since then. This mixed haze of being tipsy and high at the same time is just making you needier by the second. You’ve been clinging onto him and following him around your shared apartment the whole night while he laughed and chatted with your friends.

“You good, ____?” Jimin laughs. He out of everyone should know exactly how you feel, given him and Tae are constantly going at it, just like you and your beloved boyfriend.

You smile sarcastically, “Nah I’m perfectly fine, Minnie! Why do you ask?” you know exactly why he’s asking. You’re not really the best at hiding your emotions and your face says it all that you’d rather have everyone disappear immediately so you can fuck the shit out of the man you’re glaring at. He’s currently taking a few hits out of Hoseok’s “party bong” as he likes to call it. It looks very used and burnt out, you don’t know why he just won’t get a new one since you’re sure that’s some kind of safety hazard but whatever.

“No reason, just that you look like you wanna eat Jungkookie alive is all.” he smirks. You roll your eyes playfully and take another sip from whatever mixed drink Jungkook made you.

“He’s getting on my nerves.” you quip back. Jimin’s eyes crinkle as he laughs heartily. It seems like everyone finds your situation amusing but you. All you want is to have a proper orgasm! Is that so wrong! It feels like he’s punishing you and you haven’t even done anything! You go to sit on the couch with him, directly on his lap, while he watches Seokjin and Taehyung yell over Mario Kart. He automatically wraps his hands around your waist and smiles lazily.

“Heyy pretty girl.” he says gruffly. His voice always gets raspy when he smokes and your pussy throbs at his (and your) favorite pet name.

“Kookie,” you whine. “Please can we wrap this up and do something alone. Need you.” you start pouting in hopes he’ll finally cave. He chuckles and brushes a piece of hair from your face.

He leans in closely to whisper, “After they're done with this game, I promise I’ll take care of you, ok baby?” you look at him skeptically and hold up your pinky to ensure he means what he says. He giggles at your cuteness and wraps his long pinky around yours, kissing it to seal the deal. Your face immediately lights up at the prospect that you’ll finally get some dick. The more you think about it, the wetter you get. Maybe he’ll bring out the toys this time and use those on you. Maybe he’ll overstimulate you until you beg him to stop. Maybe he’ll let you take control since he’s been messing with you all evening anyway. The possibilities are endless and they cause you to squirm around on his lap. You quickly realize that your leggings are pretty thin however as you suddenly pause when you feel that your boyfriend is hard as a rock. Little did you know that he’s been suffering just as much as you have, he just likes to play with you a little to see how needy you could get. He can feel you throbbing through your leggings and it’s been driving him fucking crazy. He can’t wait for the guys to leave so he can fuck you in every room of this house.

He grips your hips tightly and gives you a warning look of “do that again and see what happens” you whimper and tuck your face in his neck. He smells so good. You can faintly smell the weed you two have been smoking but you can still smell his soft detergent and calming lavender he loves so much. You know his nose is sensitive so he only uses a small amount of cologne and it encapsulates him so perfectly. He pulls you closer and starts bouncing his knee slightly. Fuck. Now his thigh is consistently hitting your clit and your mind is getting fuzzier. The haze from earlier coupled with the fact that Jungkook is bouncing you like a baby is starting to make you whimper and moan a little louder than you’d like to. You know he’s fucking with you again. He loves seeing you like this. He leans down and reminds you Tae and Jin are almost done with their game and then you can moan and whine all you want. You nod hastily while you suck a mark into his neck to keep quiet. His knee keeps the same casual pace, as if your clit isn’t the main focal point of each bounce. He kisses the top of your head and laughs along at whatever the boys are arguing about as to not raise any suspicion. Although you’re pretty sure everyone can tell exactly what’s going on. The fact that everyone can clearly see you getting bounced on your boyfriend's lap is only getting you closer and closer. You bet you could cum like this.

“Ha ha! Fuck you, hyung! I told you I’d win!” Taehyung shouts jovially.

“Yeah whatever, brat! I’m definitely winning next time.” they both get up and stretch before informing both of you that they think they’ll call it a night. The rest of the boys agree and gather their stuff to head out. You hate to say it, but you couldn’t be happier that everyone’s finally leaving. Jungkook lifts you off his lap gently and to your horror, you can already see a damp spot forming on his sweats. He smirks and winks at you while he kindly escorts everyone out. Once the last person is gone and the door is closed and locked, he turns around and tells you to come here. You scamper over to him in a haste and attach your lips to his in an instant. He laughs at your neediness and backs you slowly to the couch. He sits down and puts you in his lap again while you both make out as if you’ve been deprived of each other. He grips your hips and grinds you against his erection that’s been straining against his pants for the better part of half an hour.

“My poor baby, was I too mean today?” he asks as he kisses down your neck and jaw.

“Mhm, I’ve been a good girl all day just like you said and you don’t even care.” you whine. He lifts his head and cups your face.

“Of course I care, baby. I’m so proud of you for being so good today. You want daddy to take care of you now, don’t you?” he says gently. It looks like you’re not the only one that fell into a bit of a headspace. You’re very aware that when Jungkook starts referring to himself as daddy that he’s already taken a dominant position. Meaning he’ll take very little shit from you. Not that you felt like being bratty today anyway. Good girls get rewarded and that’s exactly what you intend to receive. You nod and grind against him faster in hopes he’ll get the hint that you want him now. As always, he quickly understands and starts ridding himself of his shirt as you take off yours. Seeing all of his tattoos always does things to you. Especially the small bouquet of black roses he got for you. You still can’t believe he would get something so permanent on his body just for you but he was adamant that you were the love of his life. The memory made you emotional as you started to tear up slightly. You’re going to have to ask Hoseok what the hell was in that strain to make you so sensitive to literally everything. Jungkook stops unclipping your bra as soon as he sees your eyes well up.

His hands are right back to their position on your face. “Woah, what happened love? Are you ok?” you wipe your eyes and giggle bashfully and explain why you got so worked up. He smiled and kissed you softly.

“You know I love you, right? You’re so fucking cute. I love you so much.” he says as he leans his forehead on yours. Weed makes both of you so sappy. You can’t even find it in yourself to care as you bring him into another kiss. He continues to take off your bra and starts kneading your breasts in his hands. The action makes you whine and pull away from him.

“Daddy, I wanna cum now. Please?”

He chuckles and lifts you off of him to strip your leggings. His fingers trace over the damp spot of your panties and he pulls them back to see how wet they’ve gotten.

“My little girl completely soaked through these. Needy baby. If you wanted it so bad why couldn’t you just do it yourself, huh?”

“B-because I wanted to be good. M’ a good girl right?” his words confused you. Why would you take care of yourself when he does it so much better. Plus, wouldn’t he just punish you anyway?

“I know baby, you are a good girl. Besides, those tiny little fingers would just frustrate you wouldn't they? You need daddy to cum ‘cause my dumb babygirl can’t do anything by herself, can she?” his words make your lip tremble as you nod dumbly. He’s right! You couldn’t possibly do something like that by yourself. Only he can make you feel like this.

He smiles as you agree with no hesitation and pecks all around your face. This is your favorite place to be in. In his arms waiting for his instruction. Taking the lead is fun every once and awhile but being stupid and pliant is far more your speed. He makes you feel safe and adored. He makes you feel good.

His fingers swirl around your covered clit as you moan into his mouth. Your little noises and the feeling of his fingers getting slicker is making him painfully hard and he, too is getting impatient. He wiggles his hips and slides his sweats down to reveal to you that he’s been walking around with no underwear on. He’s been completely hard with no barrier other than his sweats. You feel like you could bust right then and there. As soon as you see his cock, you lick your hand and start stroking it slowly. Jungkook hisses and throws his head back.

“Little girl...don’t play with me right now…” you heed his warning and scramble to take off your panties so you can get him inside you as fast as possible. This is what you’ve been waiting for, and you’ll be damned if you fuck it up now. He steadies you as you prepare to sink down on him and he kisses you gently. The way he’s filling you is intoxicating.

“Fuck, this little cunt was made for me wasn’t it? My baby’s so perfect for me.” his words make you tremble. You both moan breathily once he��s bottomed out inside you. You grind back and forth slowly as you try to adjust to his length. Jungkook however, is just as impatient as you are. He halts your movements to grip your hips and lift you almost completely off of him and slam you back down. You gasp as he sets a pace for you quickly. Your walls clench as he groans out praises of how good you feel and how much he loves being with you like this. In his lap, bouncing on top of him, whining into his neck. He couldn't think of a better place to be. His hands slide down to your ass and grips it as he bounces you even faster. You moan loudly and bite on his shoulder in fear of getting another noise complaint from the neighbors.

“D-Daddy? M’ close. So so so so so close daddy please fuck!” your words are slurred since you literally cannot think properly. He laughs breathily. “I know baby, you feel so good. Fuck I wanna pump you full of my cum. Wanna get you pregnant.” his words only make you moan louder.

“Oh you like that? You like when I talk about filling your cute tummy with my cum? You want my babies, little girl? Hm?” your head bobs up and down as you nod. “Yeah- mm yeah want it so bad daddy please cum in me. I wanna have your babies please Kookie please. Wanna cum wanna cum wanna cum!” you whine. Seeing how absolutely wrecked you are is only getting Jungkook closer and closer. You look completely and utterly fucked out. If his baby wants his cum that's exactly what she'll get.

“Shh precious I’m almost there. Daddy's got you I promise. Rub your pretty clit for me, I wanna see my baby cum ok?” you immediately obey and spit on your fingers before shoving your hand between you two. You rub your swollen clit with quick flicks to get you to cum faster. You just wanna make Jungkook happy. You wanna be his good girl.

It didn't take long for your hand coupled with his cock pounding into your g-spot to get you to cum hard on him. Your limbs spasm and your vision goes white while you distantly hear Jungkook's moaned praises. He cums in you not long after with a whine and keeps thrusting a few times so you can milk him for all he's worth. You both pant heavily as his arms wrap around you tightly, wanting to be as close as possible. He pecks your head repeatedly and buries his face in your hair.

“I love you ____.” he sighs. You giggle and sleepily look up at him. “I love you more.”

[jinkicake]

Louder~

Bokuto, Kuroo with a shy and quiet s/o

Bokuto Koutarou x Reader

Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader

Sorry that it took me so long to post this anon,,, I sometimes get stuck in my messages box and never come out because I love to talk. Here you go,,, I hope you like it!!! I kinda went feral writing Kuroo’s part hahaha.... 

SMUT // NSFW 

WC- 1,436

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Bokuto Koutarou 

Bokuto would love to show you off, he’d always be so proud of you and wants to tell everyone like ‘this is my s/o, have you met my s/o yet?’ And Konoha would be like 'Bokuto I’ve known them for two years’

Bokuto is a great filler like he will eagerly take up a conversation if you don’t know how to continue it, he works really well to make sure you are always comfortable 

I feel like you’d get along with Akaashi, the two of you would just click and probably bond over how much you both care about Bokuto all the stupid things Bokuto does

Cue jealous!Bokuto, attention-craving Bokuto, who is upset that he isn’t getting your attention because you keep talking to Akaashi

He’d wrap his arms around your waist and slowly back away with you in his arms, silently dragging you away from his friend while Akaashi stares at you like ‘that’s your problem now’

Bokuto is very soft with you, he just wants to make you feel good and please you the best he can 

He’d be very attentive in bed, always asking if you like what he is doing and always watching your face for your reactions

He loves his baby bird and wants to make sure you are being taken care of just right~

I feel like the first time you two get intimate you might have to show him what you like, just subtly grab his hand and show him where you want him to touch you and stuff like that because,,,, Bokuto is trying his best okay, 

Bokuto would be a very good boyfriend,,, he is such a passionate person and I think he would do a really good job at always making you feel comfortable. Maybe he can help you come out of your shell a little bit~

“Like this?” Bokuto asks eagerly, hovering above you on your bed. He rests on one of his elbows while his hand is busy thrusting two fingers into of you. His grey hair brushes against your forehead and you can’t help the way your face pinches at his movements. 

“Yes, Kou,” You whine before your mouth falls open in a silent moan. Bokuto nods to himself, mentally patting his back at the way you reacting. Though he can’t help but wonder, maybe if he curls his fingers. “Ahh, Koutarou~” 

The moan that falls from your lips makes Bokuto falter his movements for a split second, wait you like this, before he goes back to flicking his wrist at a faster pace. 

“I-I need you to touch me.” You beg and squeeze your eyes shut, hoping that the embarrassment you’re feeling doesn’t show up on your face. Bokuto glances down at his hand, at his fingers that are still thrusting into you and he pouts in frustration. But he is touching you?

Bokuto leans down and presses his lips to yours, hoping a kiss is what you are asking for. You moan appreciatively against his lips and you can feel Bokuto’s smile as you kiss him. Stubbornly you reach down and grab his wrist tightly, slamming the heel of his palm against your clit. The light touch against the sensitive bundle of nerves leaves your mouth falling open and Bokuto takes this opportunity to stick his tongue in your mouth. At the same time, your other hand tightly grip his hair. 

So that’s what you wanted. 

Bokuto removes his fingers and drags them up to your clit, rubbing furious circles against the bud as you moan into his mouth. Despite the way he is hurling you towards your orgasm, Bokuto still kisses you gently and softly in a way that makes your head spin. 

The feeling of his thick fingers rubbing your clit, the figure eights he is etching into your skin, and his tongue dragging along the roof of your mouth makes the string in your stomach tighten. It’s to the point that it almost snaps and you’re going to be left with nothing but Bokuto’s name leaving your lips over and over again.

When you cum, all your moans and whines are muffled by Bokuto’s tongue.

Kuroo Tetsurou 

Kuroo is such a punk ass mf, he would be sooooo teasing like much more than usual 

He'd purposely hold you and wrap his arms around you, locking you into his chest and not allowing you to go anywhere as he talks to people

Even if you don’t contribute to the conversation at all, Kuroo will refuse to let you go anywhere. If he notices that you feel uncomfortable, he will loosen his grip and rub little circles into your arms/back to try and help you calm down 

You and Kenma would most likely become friends, it won’t happen right away. If anything it will take a long time because you two are too nervous to talk to one another but then oneday Kuroo does some stupid shit and you both make fun of him and then-BAM. Instant friendship 

When you’re hanging out with the team or sitting at one of their practices, you’ll probably go to Kenma more than you go to Kuroo,,,, you love your boyfriend, you really do, but he is just too loud 

Yaku will probably point this out and laugh his ass off, like ‘damn kuroo you suck so much that your girlfriend doesn’t even want to be with you’ yes my little spicy ravioli, tell him off!!!!

If you thought Kuroo was annoying and teasing in public,,,, bruh mentally prepare for how he is going to be in bed

I think his methods of teasing differ from light touches and not letting you cum, I think his type of teasing is him forcing you to cum over and over or him forcing you to stare at him while he fucks you…. It’s the nasty delicious Scorpio tendencies  

Kuroo really likes eye contact during sex and he loves to hear your voice, it turns him on 

Kuroo would be such a fun boyfriend, he would never fail to make you laugh, and would be very protective of you. He might make fun of you and tease you but only he can do that, he’ll clock anyone who tries you!!! Kuroo loves you and will always love you, that is all 

“Ah, baby, look at me.” Kuroo coos in your ear, gently gripping your chin to force you to look up at the mirror. In front of you, you can see it all. Kuroo’s strong thighs flexing each time he thrusts into you, his hard cock appearing and disappearing at each plunge, his dark expression as he stares at you in the mirror. You whimper at the sight. “Look at how cute you are,” Kuroo bites down on your shoulder and your eyes follow his hand to where it disappears between your thighs. “look how sensitive you are.”

His large fingers circle your clit and you immediately shift your thighs to give him better access. The desperation in your actions almost makes Kuroo laugh. 

“You like this, baby girl?” He asks, his voice comes out in a hushed whisper, his lips hovering right above your ear. You weakly nod your head and Kuroo refuses to have this, his fingers pinch your clit exceptionally hard. “Use your words for me.” 

Kuroo boldly licks a long stripe up your neck before biting your ear lobe and sucking it into his mouth. The suction nearly makes your eyes roll to the back of your head.

“I like it, so much.” You cry and Kuroo’s eyes widen in amazement, he’ll never get tired of hearing your voice. 

“Keep watching,” Kuroo grunts and pauses his words, his eyes are unable to leave the sight of your breasts bouncing with each thrust, your entire body convulses at each movement of his cock. “I want you to watch how I fuck you, I want you to see how your body reacts for me.” 

Kuroo’s voice lowers and the soothing tone makes you want to shut your eyes but every time you try, Kuroo pinches your nipple and forces you to keep them open.

“Do you like seeing how I fuck you?” Kuroo asks, staring directly into your eyes as he increases the pace he is circling your clit. His cock thrusts shallowly into you, his strokes become slower to make sure you feel every ridge and every vein that adorns his hard length. Kuroo is going to drive you crazy.

“Yes, Tetsurou.” You bite your lip to hide the hiss that escapes through your mouth, Kuroo is so attentive to your every need. 

“Good girl, I’m just getting started.”

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