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walked into walmart and accidentally stared really long and hard at this guy because he was conventionally or aesthetically attractive and looked like one of those guys from american high, none of which i personally think are aesthetically attractive but uh
#bruh i'm so embarrassing#my post#aesthetic attraction#but not really#aroace#oops#american high#american high shorts
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homophobic guy from supernatural who got dumped by his costars
#usually i try not to run into these kind of discourse but bruh.#the jarpad hate is comedic at this point. i mean how much would it hurt to simply look up something before commenting on it#like I'm getting second hand embarrassment from this post. i would do a lot of research on jarpad before making a post bout his “homophobia#idk may be verify some facts before posting#“people care bout jarpad.” why are you so shocked?#i could be meaner but i try to keep my blogspace hatefree and pleasant but I've had enough#actually if i were jarpad i would've been meaner to jackles on twitter. they are both adults and they've long resolved the issue#but bitches gotta whine over the only j2 public fallout(which has been dealt with and is 3 years old) they have at hand#the homophobic jarpad thing is kinda outdated haters please comeback with something factual#you should be ashamed of calling yourself a hater. now do i have to teach you how to hate properly with facts?#jared padalecki#anti jared hate#( i have nothing against phan or j2 or d/c )#but why u gotta tag it d/c tho. does the post have to do anything with it? you see this is another reason why i get mad#y'all need a manual for tagging#you could say “i never called myself a hater why are you making stuff up?” honey babydoll your post radiates that energy.#how else am i supposed to interpret your tags
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We're so over.
Everyone is getting blammed for this.
We're so fucked. The retaliation is going to be so bad.
Why would you try if you weren't 100% certain you could make the shot 😭
I'M NOT SAYING I CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR!
BUT-
If you're gonna do it do it RIGHT.
Like shit!!!
#we're so over#guys murder isnt the answer v.v#Typically.#I think there's situations where it can be unavoidable#BUT this was not one of those#I started crying laughing when we found out because#1) How do you miss#2) That's the sign of things absolutely going to shit#I feel ILL#YOU JUST PUT HIM INTO THE OFFICE#WHAT HAPPENED TO MANIFESTING HIS NATURAL DEATH#Actually missing would be less embarrassing than shooting his ear bruh. HIS EAR?!?!#DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY KT IS TO TRAUMATIZE OLD MEN?? DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIZED OLD MEN REACT?!#im sorry.#im like...#going through the 5 stages of fucking grief over here#tw rant#cw negative#tw shooting#tw assassination#tw trump#I'm having flashbacks to 2020 blm protests and how scary shit got then#theres no change without scary shit but fuck
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Golly I wanna try writing some x reader stuff but now that people are following me again I'm feeling bashful 😅🙈
#bruh i was gonna do this in the little corner of my blog#why are people following me lmao#i don't even make shit here#there was that one choso x reader i made but that's it 💀#i wrote a whole book and I'm embarrassed abt writing ff?????#i literally write ff everywhere else but idk why I'm so shy here 😭#I'll just try to upload when i think everyone is asleep#watch the algorithm fuck me over lol#thought about a sugar daddy stsg au tho#i Need it#feenin for it
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Hey guys!! So I made my first foray out of undertale writing (I still will do undertale writing and commissions/requests, but I have a new current hyperfixation lol) and wrote a oneshot for Just Roll With It!!! (For anyone unfamiliar, it's a DND podcast run by Charlie Slimecicle, Grizzlyplays, Condifiction, and Bizly! It is such a good freaking podcast please go listen to it)
I got inspired by a friend to write this particular oneshot, and it's about Edyn Tidestrider flirting with Jay Ferin! It's very fluffy and very VERY gay so have fun and I hope you enjoy!
#I'm also planning on writing more jrwi#I am currently writing a Jay x Kira oneshot and have plans for a prime defenders fic#so be sure to follow me or my AO3 for more!#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi gillion#gillion tidestrider#jrwi jay#jay ferin#jrwi chip#chip jrwi#jrwi edyn#edyn tidestrider#jrwi caspian#fluff#jrwi fanfiction#GAY fluff#jrwi writing#I so nearly forgot to include the link lol that would have been embarrassing#and then it didn't even work bruh but now it should be working
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I FINALLY Finished FGEP! 🥳🎉💗
The ending had me biting my nails but I'm so relieved.
This last bit especially got me misty-eyed, I forgot about their shared dream 🥹🧡
#bruh this is embarrassing#i started fgep fall 2019 and melts finished translating it dec 2019#so I've had hella time to get into it#but like. it is difficult to read wlw sometimes bc it's scary to recognize yourself- even in fiction#but I'm glad i pushed thru it! lwy deserves the world#though there are like. the racist aspects of the war. which is really crude actually. so be aware of that if you're planning to read#i had that pdl heard the complaints and did better at representing central asian tribes in jwqs#which i also need get into#but yeah. i just gotta finish the extras and I'm all set lol#ki log#fgep spoilers
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Once again, if we had an employee of the month at work I'd get it for fixing our damn printer
#asking IT for help would've been so embarrassing#like bruh I'm not gonna call them if I can help it‚ it was literally my job for 2 years#it would feel like im losing or something
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some cishet men's defence in arguments rlly get my brain melting
#just read some deadass trying to prove something about religion and he literally hopped from one thought to another#like bruh couldn't even form his thought into a statement for it to be believable#classic shit w religious fanatics tho#their brains have melted long ago and now they just mumble this mantra justifying the crimes done in the name of religion#literally get tf out ong I hate this typo ppl#you tell them something based and all they do is change the subject or quote you out of context like bro be for real#I'm trying to have an argument not look at a clown's performance I'm not in a circus for a good reason#shit's so embarrassing fr just quit if you don't have enough arguments#smells.like.a.freakshow
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#bruh fat ppl who get weight loss surgery and then spend their lives shitting on other fat people#are so fucking embarrassing#like I'm sorry but this is not the way babe
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got high w my sister and i'm gonna be embarrassed for ever
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𝐖𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃
🏐 — tsukishima kei x f!reader
— synopsis: tsukishima has always struggled wrapping the stupid bandages on his fingers. the new manager seemed to know how, but his pride was too stuck up for him to ask help. luckily, you knew him too well.
— warnings: swearing, blood
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The ball slams onto the squeaky floor, the synthetic leader creasing as it meets the shined court. Tsukishima smirks at his opponents’ quick glance at the rolling ball.
“Was that your best, King?”
“Shut up,” Kageyama sneers. Hinata forbearingly chases after the ball. The blonde smirks, adjusting his glasses.
His legs ache, though he didn't have the care to complain nor request to take a break. Testing his endurance was good—he still had limits to test, he still had so much energy to drain. He wasn't going to waste his time tending for the ache.
Something that he wouldn't mind wasting his time on though, was fixing the bandages around his ring and index finger. They were loosening up, untucked from one another. So he looked at Daichi, motioned to his fingers, and his senior's approving nod permits his body to exit the court and onto the bleachers.
"When was the last time you changed those, bruh?" Tanaka blurts. He rubs his hand on his shaved head, his sweat dripping off his temples. "That shit's dirty."
"Just this morning. I'm not unhygienic." Tsukishima bluntly replies. "It got dirty from the ball. Have you seen that thing? When was the last time you changed those balls?"
Sugawara sits beside him, his towel being patted on his forehead. "Two years ago, probably."
Tsukishima fiddles with the thin straps of his bandages, tucking it underneath the wrapped gauze, but it irritates him when it refuses to stick. So he tries and he tries again; from the court to the bleachers, he thinks. A person could only do so much trying.
"Hey, (l/n)!"
His head snaps towards your direction, seeing you enter with a bag full of refilled water bottles. He'd politely take the bag off your shoulders, showing chivalry to remove the image of his isouciant demeanor. But Daichi had already beaten him, as well as carrying the other two bags brought by Yachi and Shimizu.
His fingers absentmindedly twirl and twirl as he stares from afar. His heart pounds uncremeniously against hist chest, like the sound of continuous free spiking against the court floor. He dislikes the feeling of sudden emotions.
But when you were the end of those emotions, he'd bear his hatred.
And Tsukishima had been staring for too long that he hasn't noticed you approaching him with that kind, everloving smile. He doesn't return it.
"Kei," you softly greet. His first name, never given verbal privilege to say but somehow it just felt right for you to say it. "Struggling with that?"
"Hm? O-oh. Yes," his back straightens, forearm on his knee. You sit down beside him but not beside him. He feels like whining. "Can't get the stupid thing wrapped properly."
"I can help—" you offer.
"I got it," Tsukishima tucks his arm against his chest like it was something you'd steal from him. You laugh through your nose. "Not my first time doing it."
"Just let me help," you wrap your hand on his wrist and yank it towards you, the bandage seamlessly falling off his calloused palm onto your lap. Tsukishima feels heat rising to his ears— feels the obnoxious stares of his teammates smiling teasingly as they bounce the balls from their hands to the floor.
And so your soft fingers caress against his, your thumb in the apex of his palm as you hold his hand firmly. Tsukishima puts the weight of his hand on yours, watching your eyes meticulously follow the movement of your fingers wrapping the dirty bandage around his ring and pinkie finger.
"Your scar looks cool," you say. "Where'd you get that?"
"From, uh, Ushijima's spike during our match against Shiratorizawa." His voice falters with embarrassment. "He was strong. An idiot though," he adds the last remark to aid his ego.
"Wow, Kei complimenting Ushijima."
"Followed by an insult," he looks up at you through his eyelashes and feels like he could collapse on the spot. Suddenly the ache on his legs didn't bother him anymore, like they'd been healed by your essence.
You tuck the bandage in. "He may be strong, but he can't block like you," you take his hand in yours and lightly tap it with the other one before standing up. You pick up a waterbottle from your bag and offer it to him. "Drink up. Can't have you dehydrated."
Tsukishima takes the bottle from you. You smile at him, and the edges of his lips quirk up to give you a half-smile, like some sort of gratitude. And you walk away from him.
He could've done a lot more than just speak like he wasn't thankful for your assistance. Instead he watched you walk away, wistfully.
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Stupid fucking fingers.
There's blood dripping on the asphalt ground. Tsukishima hisses, Hinata gasps and covers his mouth.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He had bowed so much his back could break. Tsukishima didn't care, he only wanted to shove his entire fist up Kageyama's laughing ass.
Blocking balls was one thing. Blocking Hinata's spike, however...
"Idiot," he says lowly, though loud enough to enlighten Hinata of his disdain. "Shit, could you be careful next time, Shoyo?"
"What's going on?" You exit the gym, locking it behind you. "Is that blood?"
"Yes! Because this Pipsqueak thought we were on some real match. Spiked it at me when we're only three feet apart!"
"Calm down, Kei."
And then he did. He did calm down. His chest went back to it's steady pace as he clutched his hand, the blood's flow weak. You walk towards him and take his hand in yours, then you drag him to the locker room.
"Please don't tell me your scar opened."
He could laugh at that sentence, then again not everyone knows everything. He shakes his head and rubs his nose. "Just a wound from one of my fingers."
"Okay, sit here." He sits on a chair as you reach for the first aid kit.
Tsukishima likes you.
Straight to the point, he admits it to himself that he likes you, and he's proud of that. He could never admit that to anyone else though. Maybe it's because you were nice, and he couldn't bring himself to be mean to you and if he ever was, you put him in his place. Maybe he likes you because you're beautiful. Not just pretty, but beautiful. And you were skillfull at bandaging his fingers. That hit a special spot in his heart.
You sit on the desk in front of him and he offers his hand willingly, placing it on your thigh. You dabbed the antiseptic covered cotton on his bleeding wound. Tsukishima barely hisses from the pinching pain. Instead, he looks at you from the scratched lens of his glasses.
You look at him, laugh a little, and push his glasses up his nose.
Tsukishima blushes.
"Be careful next time, Kei," you advice, placing the cotton aside and start bandaging up his wound. "You're the smart one in the group. They could all go to shit if you get injured."
"Eh, I have you to heal me," his words slip past his lips before he could think about what he would say. His eyes widen a little. And his blush, could it be from embarrassment as you noticed his reaction, or could it be from the way you smile at him and massage the lines in his palm as a retort.
"You're cute," you raise a brow, tucking the bandage in.
"You wrap my bandages all the time." He puts his hands on his lap. And you still sit there, in front of him, on the desk. "You're my little healer."
"Is "little" an insult or?"
Tsukishima laughs. He laughs. Then he takes your hand and plays with your fingers, his fingertips tracing every ridge, every bump of your hand. You watch him as he does so, feeling yourself smile bigger and bigger at every second.
So he takes that chance to lace your hands together. You both blush, looking away from one another.
"Take it as an insult," he finally says. "Healer? Don't take it as an insult. I'll be calling you that from now on, though."
You roll your eyes, jumping off the desk. "Okay, Kei."
You both leave the locker room, hands still together, and his bandage still intact.
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#tsukishima x reader#tsukishima kei#haikyuu tsukishima#haikyuu#haikyu x reader#haikyu fluff#kei tsukishima#tsukishima fluff#hq tsukishima#tsukishima haikyu#tsukishima kei x reader#kei tsukishima x reader
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I'm stuck in the bathroom cuz my neighbor is plunging the toilet and if i flushed she'd know i heard the whole thing and i don't want to embarrass her
#so now i know you can hear voices through the bathroom cuz she was telling her bf it was broken#i actually don't think it was her fault she said it was leaking and broken and said 'I'll use the other bathroom'#so she went in. saw the water was low. flushed and plunged but it didn't fix it. and i guess saw water on the floor#so maybe i wouldn't embarrass her but that's definitely what i thought before the conversation continued lol#I'm nosy as fuck bruh
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Me with my girlfriend that I can't call my girlfriend bc she isn't my girlfriend. Even though, we both like each other. Even though, she said she was straight. Even though, she didn't say anything when I confessed. Even though I confessed in August, her birthday. Hell, I didn't even realize it was her birthday. She confessed after ignoring me for days. In December. After I spent months raving about other people. And even though I'm madly in love, even after she confessed to me in a rejection basically. Even though she said, 'she'd date me but, she feels like I'd cheat on her a billion times', I still love her. Even though I know why she would feel that. But I just don't know if it's insecurity or if she feels I'm a bad person. I know I talked about other people, but I could never date them, never love them. They're cute and schoolyard crushes are all the rage for finding something to keep ur mind off of. But one was a school friend, I jst met her and soon I'll go back to school and back to telling my girlfriend I can't call that, can't tell anyone we know, about my schoolyard friends.
I don't know if I can wait. Not if I can wait for my not-girlfriend, but if I can wait if there's nothing ever coming. If I can make changes for someone who won't tell me she loves me. For someone surrounded by lgbtq+ friends but can't say she likes me. Hell, I get it. I haven't even told my queer mother anything about me. And I get why she told our friend, but not me of all people that she wasn't straight. But I can't figure out for the life of me what she wants me to do. You don't tell your friend that told you she loves you that you'd date them. You just don't. You don't play with someone just to tell them you 'would', but won't. If there's a 'but', I don't want to hear it. But then, why'd she tell me?
Amor de Mi Vida. That's what I call her. Amor de Mi Vida. What do you say to a girl that says she would date you but won't say she won't? I've got the why. I just don't know what she expects me to do with that now.
"Break my heart. Break it a thousand times. It was only ever yours to break."
*Me at literally every ship I come across
#I couldn't before figure out how people knew if they were in a situationship#Bc the point is that ur not dating#There's no label#So aren't u jst crushing on them?#It would feel so embarrassing to act like u had sum relationship when you're jst crushing bruh#But hey!#At least now I know what it feels like#I can officially say I'm in a situationship#I just don't think that's a good thing.
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streamer!abby x streamer!reader HCs
a/n: i enjoy writing streamer!ellie so much that i've decided i wanna try writing streamer!abby too :p
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• she mostly plays call of duty or league of legends!! those are her favourite games ever.
• her setup is very clean, including her room. she has a white setup with pink/purple neon lights.
• her equipment is very expensive and she always has the newest things. she never wants to waste her old equipment tho. she always does giveaways to her viewers or friends.
• she KNOWS how hot she is and what type of chokehold she has on her viewers. she'll casually flex her arms. it makes her chat go crazy.
@abbysonlyone oh my GODDD thats my muscle mommy guys
@teddybear48 replied BACK TF OFF THTAS LITERALLY MY MUSCLE MOMMY
• "guys chill. you can all have a piece of me." she has this cocky grin on her face as she says that.
• she's positioned her camera so alice can be seen sleeping in her bed. everyone finds alice adorable and constantly ask for pictures of her.
• she typically streams alone. she feels more connected to her viewers that way, buttt she does occasionally make the exception and stream with you. her viewers love watching you both interact with each other.
• "abigail anderson, if you steal my kill one more fucking time, I'm going to break up with you."
• "ooh, so scary."
• she'd steal your kill again and look over at you with a grin on her face. you'd throw your pillow that rested in your lap at her, bonking her on the head.
• people made edits out of that. it was one of abby's most embarrassing moments. you thought it was hilarious.
• she posts gym pics on her instagram.
• she displays herself to be very confident at streamer events, but inside she's panicking and overthinking everything. you always notice when she's feeling anxious and you slip your hand into hers.
• you guys are very affectionate on stream!! at first, abby was nervous and didn't enjoy pda much, but overtime she's started to like it.
• you both like to share kisses when one of you are streaming. people think it's adorable and hot.
• she has auto caps turned on and uses 24 hour time.
@therealabbyanderson Hey guys, I'll be streaming at 21:00 tonight. It'll just be a cozy Minecraft stream.
@ynplayz replied bruh just say 9pm and why are you using such correct grammar ITS TWITTER!!
@therealabbyanderson replied Let me do what I want to do.
@ynplayz replied people are gonna think im a controlling partner omg TURN THAT SHIT OFF ABBY
• she still has not turned it off.
#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson x you#abby anderson x y/n#abby x you#abby x y/n#abby x /you#abby anderson x female reader#abby anderson#abby anderson fanfic#melposts
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Duke dennis x black!reader
Summary: y/n being a streamer and being a part of a amp like her boyfriend duke, until in her stream she tries to do a cartwheel but her boyfriends pop up and starts laughing at her failed attempt, which became roasting to affectionate love.
You've been a part of amp for quite some time now. When you were younger, you always wanted to be a social media star, but people alas told you that your not gonna make it, but that didn't stop you from where you are today until you met kai, fanum, agent, Chris, duke, and Daviss and together you guys became one of the most popular YouTube group. And you love all of them like they were your own family.
Yeah, being the only girl in the group is kinda hard because there's niggas on the internet trolling, but you didn't give a fuck before they accepted you anyway, the more you got comfortable will all of them the more you loved all of them. You have a crush on Duke. You both were pretty close, and y'all both became best friends, and everyone in the group thought y'all was dating even if your fans thought y'all was dating, but it wasn't true.
You hide your feelings because you thought Duke would reject you or didn't like you until he made the first move and your relationship started from there. Y'all both were lucky to have each other, y'all would both come to each other streams, pranks, and all of that other stuff.
Your love language with him is roasting. People make it seem like y'all mean, but it ain't true both you just be joking with each other.
You were streaming playing a horror game, you was tired as fuck, but you wanted to finish playing the game.
"Bruh, chat, I'm not gonna lie,I'm tired as fuck I've been playing this game for an hour, I've been trying to stay awake for y'all." Y/n said tiredly as she picked up her water drinking it as she looked at the chat.
"Bro, somebody in the chat told me to do a cartwheel to stay awake." Y/n laughed as she pushed her chair back and stood up.
"Yo chat, I ain't gonna lowkey don't know how to do a cartwheel, like I'm being so deadass, I'm not an athletic person, hold on imma try for you guys." Y/n stands up as she pushes her chair farther away so she can have some room.
"Bro, I'm scared. What if I bust my ass!!" Y/n yelled as she looked back at the chat. Y/n raised both her hands as she placed both of them on the ground, trying to kick her legs up, but ended up falling on the ground.
"Shit, hold on chat. Let me try again, damn this shit is harder than I thought." Y/n got herself up as she tried to do another cartwheel. Y/n puts both her hands on the ground. As she tried to kick her legs up, she heard her door open.
"Aye, bae do you got my charg-" Duke was about to finish his sentence as he saw you trying to cartwheel he started busting out laughing, making you laugh as you got up.
"It's not funny, nigga. I'm trying to do a cartwheel. " y/n laughed, feeling embarrassed as Duke started laughing.
"Nah, that gotta be one of the worst cartwheels I've seen bruh, you don't know how to do a cartwheel?" Duke said, still laughing, making fun of you.
"Shut the fuck up, nigga can you do a cartwheel?" Y/n said asking him as she was huffing and puffing form those failed attempt cartwheel.
"Yes, way much better than that, bro. Imagine not lifting yourself up." Duke said, laughing at you.
"Nigga, I know you talking you pushing 40 and you was in the back of the bus with rosa parks, with yo old ass." Y/n commented as she started laughing as the people in the chat start making fun of Duke going crazy.
"Oh, so that's how you gonna do me, for real." Duke said, smiling in disbelief as you roasted him.
"Yes, imma do you like, ayo chat spam 1987 in the chat, that's the year you was born at with you old ass." Y/n started laughing as everyone in the chart started spamming 1987 in the chat.
"Yeah, I got you on mute. You were serving in ww2 with yo old ass. " You still kept roasting as you both were facing each other as Duke started smiling at the smile that you melt.
Duke wasn't listening to anything you were saying while you were still roasting him. He was looking at your lips as he grabbed your waist and started kissing you. You were caught off guard by this, but you kissed him back. You broke this kiss as he looked back at you. "You so gorgeous, bae." Duke smiled at you as was still holding you close, as he was still holding your waist. "Aww, thank you, bae. I would say something nice about you, but you were making fun of me." Y/n teased.
"Damn, that's fair, I love you y/n" Duke said, genuinely looking at you with so much love in his eyes.
"I love you too," y/n responded as she kissed him on the lips. As Duke lifted your legs up, carrying you as laughed, he was yours, and you were his.
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This whole Sansa vs Arya shit always makes me laugh, "Sansa bullied Arya" bruh my sister used to call me a fucking whale and i used to make fun of her teeth cuz she had kind bunny like front teeth it's normal for CHILDREN who are also SIBLINGS to make fun of each other "Uuuh but Jeyne Poole also made fun of Arya" I'm a younger sibling my sister and her friend did not want me around when they were together and would usually tease me to make me leave because guess what? They were children that did not want a random ass kid in their business (and they were older than both Sansa and Jeyne). Arya teases and makes fun of Sansa too y'all i promise you that shit ain't that deep, we literally know that they love and care deeply for each so this whole rivalry y'all got going on needs to stop cuz it's getting embarrassing this girls are between the ages of like 8-11 please stop trying to make them out to be bad people, they are children and children are selfish and assholes sometimes doesn't mean they're evil
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