#bruh i love stardew valley so much

[retrograderesemblance]

Stardew Valley Dash Game

stolen from: @sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins

[mothdustts]

A sorta rant about Sam from Stardew Valley and his 4 heart event cuz i cant sleep and hes my wee lil goober

So apparently sam is a pretty underrated bachelor mainly due to his behaviour and personality in heart events that can cause him to come off as “immature and too young” which yea it’s understandable. So this is coming off from a perspective of a almost 20 year old uni student who really find Sam rather interesting and relatable.

So seems like a lot of people tend to point out his 4 and 10 heart events (sometime 6 even) as to their reason on finding Sam like a bit distasteful. I wanna talk about his 4 heart event cuz the more i looked back onto it, the more it hits me and find him very relatable in terms of personal experiences. So lemme bring up his 4 hear event and give yall my personal lense of it.

The 4 heart event has Sam trying to get you a snack but dropped an egg by accident, which caught Jodi’s attention.

And of course Sam seemed distressed about it, and so is Jodi’s reaction as she got mad about something as minuscule as an egg crack on the kitchen floor. We as the player has to be the one to tell Jodi what happen (where you can either tell what actually happened or choose to lie and say you dropped the egg btw)

Pretty much the best option is to lie and say you did it, and Jodi forgives you and plays it cool ofc. Jodi gives off the same reaction when you tell the truth and said that Sam dropped by accident.

I’m guessing that’s because it’s YOU who’s telling her what happened rather than it coming from Sam, which of course Jodi would be a bit more forgiving so she would cause a scene in front of their guest. Had you not been there and its just a casual day in their household, it’s likely that Sam will get hella berated and scolded by Jodi over an egg.

It seems very subtle I guess but Sam not responding to Jodi’s question may be the cause of previous experience with causing minor accidents around the house and getting scolded by his Mom. He may also seem really scared to respond with the truth, fearing his mom’s reaction hence relies on you to do the talking.

And personally, this had happened to me a lot growing up, with my mom literally scolding the fuck outta me if I ever made a minor mess or an accident around the house, so it did impacted me growing up anf maturing into adulthood. I remember as a kid I had to lie a lot because i fear that she would shout at me or worse hit me and yikes that got a wee bit dark didnt it bruh.

Sam may have not mature out in that department and of course it would have to do with his upbringing, being raised by Jodi and having an absent father as well which i’d say makes him hard to be mentally matured.

So yea i guess that all i gotta say and since this is all just speculation and basically my interpretation of this heart event, do take it with a grain of salt.

I might make a revised version of this to make it more cohesive and shit, i mean like i literally am writing this at 3am so meow :3

Y’all are welcomed to reply or reblog to open up a discussion and id love to hear and chat with you about your thoughts and insight about this hehe :D

goodnight gois!!! especially to you Sam stans out there!!!

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

hiii so i put in a request for the matching thing but you didn’t respond to it so im guessing i didn’t put enough info which i completey understand!!! very sorry about that, i hope ur still doing these requests if not i deeply apologize. anyway pls take ur time so so sorry!!

i’d also like to be matched with someone in pjo pls!

personal info ? 15 yrs old, i’m a girl, she/her(truly idc), bisexual, half mexican (white dad…)

physical: i have medium length wavy brown hair with grown out bangs, im 5’4 average weight, pretty tan, brown eyes, silver circle glasses, i wear smudgy eyeliner w/mascara, i either wear tank tops with big pants or big t shirt with shorts

personality: i’m honestly very weird with the people im close with, like very. i have brainrot humor so im always saying weird ass shit acting like it’s normal. i’m also very sarcastic and if im not very close with someone i give them like 0 reaction i guess? idk ppl tell me im nonchalant but that sounds rlly corny 😬 anyway im very embarrassing in public when im with my friends and they hate it but i think its funny idc!! im also pretty moody but im just a teenage girl!!!!!!! i dont get mad that easily tho like i can take a joke i just get ANNOYED easily but then ill be fine in a few minutes. also ppl tell me im very funny so 😇 meat riding myself YES IM A NO SABO KID I AM TRYING TO LEARN SOANISH.

hobbies/intrests: love love love listening to music, love tv girl, tyler, mitski, arctic monkeys, the smiths, depeche mode, the cure, lana, tame impala, beabadoobee and so many other generes and artists but i only know like 2 songs 😬

i also had a severe fnaf phase, avatar the last airbender, spiderverse, saiki, and obvi percy jackson

currently OBSESSED with slushy noobz they are my whole personality they are how i act. along with avascreams on tiktok ive literally had 6 different ppl tell me “you know that one girl on tiktok?? you act just like her” IM TRILY NOT EVEN TRYING TO ACT LIKE HER I SWEAR. also love sam and colby i full heartedly believe in ghosts just watch ima become a ghost hunter 😊😊

as of right now my hobbies are playing stardew valley and never getting my homework done, i also love to draw but im not very good at it. i also love painting but i haven’t done it in a while bc of school :(( i take piano lessons as well but again, not very good even after 5 years. i rlly like reading too but again bc of school i haven’t read as much lately, love playing with my pets (dog and cat) they’re so cute i love animals so so much i want more but yknow im busy, ive also gotten into working out bc im tryna lose this face fat🫥

likes: love carnival rides!!!! they’re so fun i love the fair SO MUCH. beautiful atmosphere truly. the zipper is so fun don’t let anyone lie to you. nature, i love going on walks in the woods but i can’t bc i don’t live near any😔 food i love food, korean, mexican, american, japanese, i love it all. english class! teacher is so sweet i love her and its also easy and boring so

dislikes: six flags. i hate roller coasters. annoying ppl like bruh stfu up OH MY GOD. when my mom asks me about college, leave me alone pls!

okay i truly don’t know what else to put i hope this was enough 😓😓

-faith 👐

Hey Faith, I am so so sorry that this took incredibly long to complete. I’ve been insanely busy these few months and lots of personal stuff going on so I really hope that this does it justice! And also also don’t be sorry I’m really sorry that this took so long

Your PJO ship: Leo Valdez 🔥🔥🔥 (man I’m jealous)

Explanation: honestly the best way I can explain this is that you’re crazy totally matches his crazy. Your freak matches his freak. is somebody gonna match my freak? Yes, someone will match your freak and that person is Leo. Starting off with your physical appearance, I think that he would be very attracted to you and I think you give a vague match of his mom like I feel like you look like his mom a little little bit, which is what kind of drew him to you in the first place I feel like he probably saw you in a crowd and his jaw dropped. He just thought that you were your clothing style. He also liked your eyeliner which he had you do on him whenever you guys got comfortable enough in the relationship he was like hey can I please have your make up routine done on me? He looked rlly hot but anyway- you guys are just so chaotic together with your personality like you match him so well I feel like Leo in order to make a relationship work with him. He needs to have someone that’s either vastly different than him or the same because I mean, I just see you guys as Deadpool and Vanessa, you guys so chaotic in public you guys would do so much embarrassing shit together and social anxiety would be afraid of both of you combined, a deadly duo. Whenever you were first getting to know each other, and you were more relaxed and chill around him less if you’re crazy with showing, that’s what kind of Drew him like he thought that your dynamic could be that you would kind of be more opposites, but then he slowly realize that you were just as fucking goofy and silly as him, and he would have a blast with you as you guys got further on into your even like just friendship that eventually turn into romance. You guys always have the funniest times together like I’m not joking. You guys would be the couple to go out with if you wanted a good time because you guys just yeah you’re chaotic and glorious and also really freaking funny and I mean yeah. (I would also like to let you know to do a deeper dive into your personality. I did research some of the people you mentioned that you were compared to and watched some of their videos and subjected myself to the painful amount of puns and batshit crazy, honestly I’m pretty impressed if people are comparing you) as for your hobbies, he would love playing Stardew Valley and I feel like he would romance. Sebastian don’t ask me why, but I just feel like he would. He would totally want Sebastian as I don’t know why OK I really don’t. I really don’t but anyway that’s just my personal theory. But he would love playing Stardew with you. He’s also a procrastinator when it comes to homework and work and taking things seriously in general so you guys would be quite the interesting duo and I feel like U2 would just end up making out during study date so if you want someone to study with? He’s probably not the best person. Also, I think that he would love your art and would be absolutely obsessed. If you ever did any artwork of him or just inspired by him like he would love that he would frame that shit he would brag to everyone about how good you are and same goes with piano he’s obsessed even if you think you weren’t very good after five years of playing he thinks you’re magnificent. It took everything in him to not compare you to Apollo because he knew that that would probably get you like blasted into the sky or something, but he just thinks anything that comes from you is good basically. That’s Leo Math.

You + Anything= Good.

He can never read very much because of his ADHD. I just feel like he would lose interest in books really easily unless they’re really exciting or exactly what he’s being into at this point, so I feel like he would get the being too busy to read. He also loves animals. He would absolutely snuggle all the pets in the world. I feel like he just loves animals. I feel like he especially loves dogs because they match his energy and he’s definitely like a golden retriever guy or maybe a Chihuahua guy one of them anyway dogs are very Leo core. Also, he thinks your chubby face is cute, and while he promotes working out for the healthiness of it, he thinks you have the wrong motivation if you want to get rid of that cute squeezable cheeks. (Multiple cheeks if ykwim) he also loves carnival rides and he’s a huge foodie so if you ever went out to him, you guys would end up eating more than your stomachs and belts can handle I mean yeah you guys would just be done if you ever went out to eat because he would order so much food and then I feel like because of his ADHD he’d be midway eating through another thing and then see other stand and be like babe. We gotta go there next. basically you guys would be extremely full. He also likes nature walks. I think that he kind of just likes the dirt of it because he’s definitely not afraid to get dirty and he loves just poking around nature I mean, I honestly that’s how I see him going on hikes like he’d pick up slugs, he do all kinds of like gross stuff. People normally wouldn’t do like I don’t know, letting a worm crawl on his arm or something.  anyway you guys totally match each other crazy and match each other’s freak yes just like the song, and I really ship it 💕��💗💞💗💞

[seelestia]

There's no gain without pain fr, I'll do anything to drag more peeps into our cult- I mean our simp group :D

huehuehuehue I won't lie- I didn't know anything about stardew valley apart from the fact that it's a farming game and apparently the npcs are hot (for real)

But, I got to playing and downloading it because one of my friends suggested it after I said I wanted a chill game that I don't have to put much effort in asdfghjk-

It's pretty chill and is actually fun whenever I play, ngl tho once I achieved most of the goals given by the game and only a few more to finish, it started to become a little bit repetitive cuz all I did was do my chores around the farm and also start a family with my in-game husband lmao (my hubby is elliott, aka a long-haired writer hermit that lives in a cabin near the ocean :'D)

As a game, I definitely recommend it if you just want to live out your dream of being a farmer after resigning from a draining desk job from the city :D

One of the highlights of this game tho are the npcs fr, all of them have their own actual personality, they're not all the nice very general and lifeless npc we've come to know. Most of them have their own problems and some have their own dark-ish pasts and plot twists (it's like a telenovela bruh)

It also doubles as a decorating game (which I am a WHORE for ;D) you can decorate your house, your farm, greenhouse, hell even the sewers are available to be used :''D

all in all, a pretty good game fr (it just sucks that there's so little fics for my hubby once I started to look for them :'''D)

Also- sorry to say but I did not have breakfast cuz I fell asleep after playing- BUT I just had lunch, if that makes up for it 👉👈

6 days left until I get to give you my presentt huehuehue >:D - Ever so SIMP-ly yours, 👹✨ Jae (lil tiktok of scara practicing self-love)

you've got a knack for persuading people to join cults and i'm here for it. i'm totally 100% supporting jae's saleswoman era (/j) BUT YEAH, even from an outsider's perspective, stardew valley really does look super chill! it kinda reminds me of when animal crossing was all the talk back then (but i don't have a switch <//3).

farming game that lets you decorate + good npcs with in-depth stories??? SIGN ME UP, CHIEF. i already downloaded it on my pc a few days ago alongside another chill game called our life: beginnings and always, but i got too distracted with the latter 😭 if you're looking for a chill game that is nearly fully-customizable (it lets you customize your looks, personality, pronouns, interests, etc.) where you grow up with this lonely boy next door from childhood until adulthood, you can choose to stay as friends or develop a relationship with him — i'd deffo recc it! this game got so emotionally invested, sobssss <3

but i'll deffo get to stardew valley soon tho and give you updates >:) btw, elliott looks so babygirl and the fact that he is a hermit makes it better LMAOOO i think i'm gonna have fun affectionately bullying him when i meet him. (/lh) please drop your haircare routine, o fine gentleman 🙏 please don't tell me he's got a twisted backstory because i'll flip (/j)

p/s: chibi scara practicing self-love because nahida told him to. he's cute (/j) OH AND HAVE THIS because faruzan and scara's voivelines sound like they're fighting and it's actually giving me life.

[leafywillow]

Dance of the Moonlight Jellies 🐙✨

[azuneekun]

when you wanna stay in the new island and get things done but you also like to take care of your pixelated family and farm back home in the valley

[princessmyriad]

Marnie: i just love animals!! If you do too and you treat them right im sure we'll get along!

Me:*desperately trying to buy feed for my animals, who have been starving for a week bc i didnt realise winter was so close*

Marnie:*does fucking jazzercise for 8 hours a day then goes to bed* teehee i dont care about my shop or providing for any animals btw

[maarblebean]

🙀 Sam and Sebastian

A startle and an incoming scream featuring these boys and a spider!

[losingface-mp3]

Me, forgetting I got to 6 hearts with Shane yesterday: oh I should get a new buddy for my duck, she seems lonely

The Shane Event:

[sakurayumeno]

Hope I got the goth parts right!   ~(>_<。)＼

Joseph, Luca, Naib, Norton with a modern goth S/O + playing video games

Joseph

He thinks someone died

But don’t get mad at him, because that was the only reason people would wear full black back then

He thinks it’s nice nevertheless, but he likes the Victorian and lolita/ ouji style the most because he’s the most familiar with the fashion

Listen, mans was alive around the 18th century. He probably don’t even know what moving pictures are yet, so just the concept of video games alone leaves him awestruck

“You mean to tell me that moving pictures EXIST in the future? And in color??”

You don’t even have to convince him at this point, he just so eager to try it out

He jumps at the first sound that comes from the game. He’s all like, “S/o, did you hear that? Where did it come from?” “Joseph, it was the game.”

He literally cannot handle fast-paced games, his reaction times are so slow despite having them being fast in real life. Even Mario Kart is too hard for him

Video games are the coolest thing ever in his opinion, but can’t play them for the life of him

Luca

He thinks the goth style is very unique. He’s rarely seen anyone wear dark clothing because they want to

Zaps anyone who makes rude comments about it

You deserve to dress however you want without being judged and people need to realize that

Surprisingly really good at rhythm games. You could put him on the hardest level and he’d get through it as if it were on easy mode

His favorite type of games are interactive and, of course, rhythm games. Rhythm games keep his brain active and interactive games... let’s just say he likes to experiment with them

First playthrough is neutral, he chooses what he would do in the situation. The ones after are either chaotic or too good. He would choose all the bad options and then choose all the good options next playthrough

Doesn’t play the games often, though. He’s still got his inventions to work on. Maybe he’ll try to make his own video game

Asks to takes apart the game to see how it works

Doesn't understand CDs, how can a flimsy piece of plastic hold so much stuff??

Naib 

Doesn’t mind one bit that you’re goth, if you wear those boots with the belt decorations, he’d go ‘Oh look, we match.’

Kind of frustrated that he doesn’t have any goth costumes and yet he has a matching costume with Martha. Like bruh if he wanted a matching costume, give it to his s/o pls

Call him soft, but he prefers playing games that include you. Not competitively or anything, just ones where you two can work together

He’d enjoy games like Minecraft or Stardew Valley where he could live his little domestic video game life with you

If you teach him how to make food in either games, neither of you will ever go hungry

You could be mining or somethin’ and he would go sprinting to find you. You would be so confused until he whips out a cake and says, “I made us a cake, eat it before it gets cold. <3″ “Naib, I’m at full hunger-”

You bet he’d walk up to you in Minecraft and shyly ask to place his bed next to yours

If any mob or enemy were to come up to the two of you, he’d kill it before it could even touch you. No one’s hurting his partner

Norton

“Does my Mr. Mole costume count as goth”

Has a vague understanding of what goth is when you explain it. He thinks that anyone who wears black is goth, even if it’s just a one-time thing

He would love if you guys could match, mainly with the Mr. Mole costume since he has no other black outfits (I mean wanderer is also one, so if you want to dress up as a vampire, go for it)

If ya’ll ever seen that meme where the guy goes easy on their friend in a game and the friend says, ‘Wow. Guess I’m better than you at your own game!’ and the guy goes all serious after, that would summarize your guys’ gaming experience to a ‘T’

Tries his hardest to be better than you, but not in a mean way. He just wants to impress you

He is a noob, but don’t call him that, he won’t know what that is lol

Prone to rage-quit after so many losses

He’ll appreciate it if you gave him some pointers and he’ll actually use them. He may be on par with you after a while

For competitive games, he enjoys Street Fighter and Super Smash Bros. His favorite would have been Mortal Kombat if it weren’t so gory, though

[sundial-girl]

elliott (stardew valley)?

UAUGHHGHAH!!! 😭🥺😳💘💖💝🥰😊

favorite thing about them

EVEYRTHING. HOW CAN I NOT LIKE HIM!!!!

he's a WRITER. he has LONG HAIR. he lives ALONE on the BEACH. he's DRAMATIQUE. waAAAAA.

least favorite thing about them

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE HIMMM i will never understand the haters. JUST B/C YOU USE LONG WORDS DOES NOT MAKE YOU INSTANTLY PRETENTIOUS??? check your literacy bruh (DONT KILL ME)

i dont need mods he's perfect as is 😭🥰💘

though (and this is less of a character critique and more of a story thing) i did see someone make a mod to make his dialogue abt writing more realistic, b/c lets face it yes there is NO WAY in hell he would've gotten his book published that fast in the real world. i know its bideo game world but writing struggle 😔✌

favorite line

oh he has so much great dialogue ingame but definitely the pocket crab quote

“Oh dear! A tiny crab appears to have made his home in my shirt pocket. That's the trouble with living on the beach.”

brOTP

he and leah seem to b friends in canon (whenever i see her alone at the saloon im like WHERE IS YO BESTIE???). artist/writer solidarity yes blease. also WILLY!!!! he'd make a good sorta wise father figure for elliott 😭 gives life & fishing advice; willy is just a good man. and anyways too he and elliott are the only people that live on the beach

and in the more crack area, internet showed me SHE (shane, harvey, elliott) trio and i fucking LOVE!! i know their literal only ties are the fact that they're supposedly the older bachelors and thats it but PLEASE!!! let men be silly

OTP

LISTEN... LISTEN.

LISTEN.

nOTP

i haven't seen too many people ship him w/ other people (then again most character x character ships seem to b rare just b/c of the type of game yknow) i do feel a few from what i've seen wouldn't like.. match? fit? but again that's usually related to my personal hcs and interpretations so t

random headcanon

maybe its b/c of this One Specific AP German Project I Had and/or the fact that i exclusively play stardew valley in german but. i like to think he is german!! (or ig, whatever the in-game universe's equivalent of germany is?)

i've seen some people come up with surnames for the characters and mine for him is Wasserkind... lowkey a literature reference but also >:)

unpopular opinion

i know some peeps dont like the sorta strange side portrait he has but personally i like it... i think its a sorta neat detail that him and sandy i'm p sure are the only characters with side facing portraits like that, everyone else is front facing or at some sorta angle.

i dont need mods he's perfect as is 😭🥰💘 stop the "cuter/fixed elliott" mods HES ALREADY CUTE!! WHAT DO YOU NEED TO FIX HE IS ALREADY BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

song i associate with them

i think he (like several of the other characters) has a specific theme but ive never listened to it actually i think 😭😭😭😭😭

so uhhhh

this is also b/c of that german project i had

favorite picture of them

i found this in google images so i have no idea if its like actually from og game OR a mod but this image is so powerful

[straighttohellbuddy]

ok i /have/ to ask, where did u edit the spotify thing for the demon angel au fic you're writing?? it looks neat as hell!! also im so hyped yeeee🤠

Aye thank youuuuu!! I spent like 4 hours in Photoshop on it. Literally just took a screenshot of the MCR Spotify page on my laptop, downloaded Proxima Nova, since that's literally the font Spotify uses for everything, and used clippings of the related artists to get the combination i wanted. The playlist at the side are just.... my playlists, but I had to scroll down a little because my most recent are all my corpse fic playlists and that felt like too much of a tell, yanno? All the album covers next to the most popular songs I made in photoshop in a different file, all have the name of the album or single as the case may be, theyre all legit fake covers, and all the stats/numbers are based on, if im being honest, Troye Sivan's numbers since his musical trajectory is similar to what I imagine the reader's being.

The image for the header I darkened and added a gradient to the way spotify does, also the header image and the image for the nostalgia album cover i found online, but I should have credited properly, they're from @cyberpunkchris on IG.

But yeah, that's all me baybe, but ive got it saved as a PSD file too if anyone wants me to make one for them, now I have all the base components its just adding in the unique images and song titles and numbers, yanno??

Bruh im so hyped tooooooo!! Im gonna play some Stardew Valley tonight but ive been working on the fic like crazy today, I love them sm 😊😊

[rofax]

I saw your ask about me post so, Alright I’m gonna ask for questions: 86, 83, 74, 79, 72, 53, and 44. I love your artwork by the way. Your romantic content is top quality.💕💕💕

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH QAQ I appreciate you humoring me with this ask thingy and also your kid words so much hghghghkkkg as soon as I finish my deadlines for work I’ma start up my romantic art spam again

86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like?

My Mom is my best friend tbh. I razz her a lot but also call her whenever I’m overwhelmed. My Dad and I do not see eye to eye on many things and had a difficult relationship from like.. middle school onwards, but he was also our stay at home parent and so taught me a lot my humor and hobbies, and tries hard to do better now. Generally positive though-- we spend our holidays with them and they helped us move and drove across the country to see my husband and I elope.

83. Who is your favorite YouTuber?

ioajdsiasd so my husband and I regularly watch Hermitcraft in the morning with our oatmeal & coffee, so... all of them? <:3c I’ve also been watching lots of Trixie Mattel and Katya lately bc they make me laugh so hard my gut hurts :D

74. How tall are you?

5′8″ but I usually wear tall-ish shoes out so probably look 5′9″ or 5′10″ if I’m at work. I’m tall for a lady either way but at home with just my tootsies I am only five-eight.

79. What is your sexual orientation?

Bisexual! I used to say I was “heteroflexible” but I was just super in the closet. :^) 

72. Do you have any siblings?

I am the oldest of three kids; I have a little brother (22) and little sister (27). Brother is on this hellsite with me at @shepfax

I also think of my little brother’s fiance as my sister (she’s gonna be my sister-in-law, w/e) and she is @senkirowolf 

and my husband’s brother’s ex-fiance is also like a sister to us (would have been my SIL). 

53. What fictional world would you like to live in?

Stardew Valley, bruh. Peaceful farm life with a little touch of magic and the ability to singlehandedly take down capitalist pigs?? Uh yes thanks

44. What makes you smile?

My husband every day, my dog but especially when she does the head tilt thing when I ask her if she wants to go to the park, my cats when they sprint around the house at top speed for NO REASON AT ALL, when there are a billion animals out in our garden including the garter snakes that have lived there for two years now (getting so big!!!) and the bunny who has a weird mohawk and loafs in the shade for hours and the stupid flock of grackles who march around our lawn like this 8V 

[jordynthepotato]

more questions huh? 1-11, 13-16, 19, 21, 24, 28, 31, 33, 35-38, 40, 42, 44, 47, 48, 51, 52, 59, 60, 66, 70, and 72

this is what i get for asking for more questions

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1. Who’s your favourite character from UT?: it varies, currently toriel

2. Who’s your least favourite character from UT?: j e r r y

3. Your opinion about UT fandon: a chaotic mess of art, theories, and alternate universes

4. What’s your favourite quote?: “* Despite everything, it’s still you.”

5. What’s your favourite soundtrack?: this also varies, but before i realized it was destroying my phone battery i would listen to the more calming ambient soundtracks to help me sleep- like waterfall, it’s raining somewhere else, quiet water, uwa! so temperate 

6. Pacifist, neutral or genocide?: aaa this one was really hard to answer- i’d be lying to myself if i said pacifist, but i can’t really say genocide either. but i hate the neutral endings-

7. Why did you decide to play UT?: OH THERE’S A STORY BEHIND THIS- so i’m nearing a year into the fandom, still haven’t gotten to play the game yet because i’m broke. BUT i’m going on a school trip to washington dc for a week, my mom gives me money on a visa card for souvenirs. i’m wandering the shops, when i realize: i don’t have to spend this all on overpriced souvenirs. once i got home i bought undertale and later bought stardew valley with the rest of it-

8. Favourite battle?: in a pacifist run, undyne. i just like blocking spears- pff

doing genocide, sans, i love it and hate it at the same time-

9. Favourite scene?: when you get to talk to everyone standing around you after saving asriel, there’s just a bunch of cute little exchanges between everyone eirbgkutiebgr

10. Your first letter to Mettaton was: it was either “leg” or “toby” my first playthrough

11. Your reaction when you saw Omega Flowey for the first time: i was watching a youtuber play it a few years ago, my reaction was essentially just “what the /frick/ is that thing is that flowey wh”

when i got to play for myself i beat him without dying on my first run

13. Which UT character reminds you of yourself?: i’m... honestly not sure-

14. Which UT character reminds you of your best friend?: they flip between sans and papyrus

15. Would you smooch a ghost?: heck yeah

16. Which UT character would be your best friend? Why?: papyrus, he’s so friendly let’s be honest i’d have no choice but to accept him as my best friend

19. Which ending was your first?: tECHNICALLY neutral since you get a neutral ending and /then/ go back for the alphys date and true lab to do true pacifist-

21. Your favourite place in UT and why: (Undyne’s house for example): hm... new home. no matter what run you’re playing you get so much story and emotion out of it, and it just sort of... feels safe there? i don’t know how to describe it i just

new home’s a cool place

24. Butterscouch or cinnamon pie?: cinnamon, but i like butterscotch too

28. Do you wanna have a bad time?: :)  🔪

31. Would you want to fall into underground?: yes and no? being honest i’d probably manage to die to the first froggit in the ruins but just- undertale’s been a big hyperfixation of mine for the past 2-3 years i’d /love/ to experience its story firsthand yknow

33. One reason why you love UT: toby just has this really unique sense of humor and i love it- i don’t know how to describe it but it’s good

35. If you could choose one type of food from UT, what would it be?: butterscotch cinnamon pie... mmm...

36. Your favourite amalgamate: am i the only one that was actually disturbed by the amalgamates- i don’t have a favorite, but i feel bad for them all aaa-

37. Your headcanon about Gaster: who do you think Gaster is to Sans and Papyrus? (Father, brother, uncle etc): i’m open to most headcanons/interpretations, and i don’t feel like going through other blogs right now to find data to make a decision based on anything, i’m gonna say either father or brother

38. Your opinion about bad puns: they’re usually funny

40. Which of human souls fits you the most?: OH this one’s interesting, for the longest time, none of the soul traits seemed to fit me and i joked about how maybe i’m just soulless. a couple of weeks ago i had this dream, all i could remember was that i was holding out my soul, and learned that in the very least my subconscious self thinks my soul is integrity

42. Which song reminds you of UT or one of the UT characters? Why?: megalovania, i don’t think i need to explain

44. Do you forgive Asgore for what he’s done?: while i don’t think anything can justify him killing 6 human children, i can forgive him. it wouldn’t be easy, being king in his circumstances. knowing your people would never be truly happy until they were free, but also knowing that you could suffer the same fate as your son if you cross the barrier and get the rest of the souls yourself. if the solution falls down a convenient hole in the mountain and comes to you, you’d be very compelled to take it and live with the guilt and consequences.

47. Do you listen to any fanmade songs? If so, then which are your favourite?: too many... i can’t choose-

answered 48 and 66 here: https://jordynthepotato.tumblr.com/post/189152978131/bruh-how-about-sixty-six-and-fourty-eight-one

51. Who is your favourite dog?: annoying dog

52. What was your reaction to true lab?: d i s c o m f o r t

59. Your favourite puzzle: i don’t know what it’s called- the ones in snowdin where you have to turn the x’s to o’s?

60. Which battle was the hardest for you?: genocide, it was obviously sans-

on my first pacifist run, though, i forgot to grab something from the spider bakesale in the ruins and had to go through muffet without it. i almost ragequit

70. When playing for the first time how many candies did you take?: i think i took one? but ever since i’ve always tried to take four pff

72. If you had to be one of the main characters, which would you choose?: i’ve thought about this for way too long i can’t choose-