#bruce wayne smau

[pinkhoodi]

it’s 7 pm, friday night !

✎ᝰ — texting the dc men the lyrics of “tgif” by glorilla

♡⃕ — bruce wayne, dick grayson, jason todd, wally west, khaldur’ahm, roy harper x reader

♡⃕ — genre + warnings: fluff/crack + these mfs are haters 😒

♡⃕ — a/n: putting the clean version just for the sake of !

♡⃕ I AINT GOT NO NIGGA AND NIGGA DONT GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣. oooo grayson would hate me when this song dropped

♡⃕ bye babes, drink your water and I love you MWAH 💕

𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐏 💗: 2 timothy 1:7

© 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽

[secretsandwriting]

2K Follower Event

Bruce Wayne

Part one

Bruce randomly reveals he has a girlfriend by going out with her in broad daylight. Tim, Damian, Alfred, and Cass are the only ones who knew and weren't thrown for a loop, laughing at everyone else who is desperately trying to figure out what is going on.

Event masterlist

Part two -- Part Three

[k4marina]

bruce wayne x fem!reader || smau

all images used were found on pinterest !

pt. 2

pt. 3

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brucewayne

liked by harveydent and 20,482,291 others

brucewayne another successful charity gala.🥂

📍wayne mannor

harveydent another unforgettable night!

brucewayne that’s what i do best

racheldawes thanks for the invite bruce

brucewayne always 🩶

user001 i love rachel x bruce interactions 😭😭

user002 rachel’s with harvey. her and bruce have been friends since they were kids.

user003 i wish i could go to one of these galas and meet bruce and we would fall in love and get married (i’m delulu) 😭

user004 girlll ur so real for this (i’m also delulu) 😭😭

user005 y’all bffr bruce will never go out with any of us 😀

user006 yeah but a girl could dream 🙈 (i need to be locked up in arkham)

posted 04/20/2023

yourusername

liked by yourbff and 8,037 others

yourusername livin’ the life 😎

yourbff girl how tf did you get in there 😭

yourusername bitch idefk 😭😭

user007 wait this room looks familiar 🤔

user008 yea isn’t this bruce wayne’s gala room?

user009 what’s the big deal?

user007 it’s just weird how someone with zero ties to gothams elite was able to get into bruce wayne gala

posted 04/20/2023

brucewyane

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brucewayne back to work

📍 wayne tower, gotham city

user010 his handsss 🧎‍♀️

user011 love the new necklace 😍😍

user012 ur so real for this bestie

user013 everybody talking about his hands but i’m looking at this man’s back

user014 plsss lemme claw it

posted 04/30/2023

yourusername

liked by brucewayne and 10,038 others

yourusername first time at the opera (am i doing this right?)

yourbff okayyyy i see you 😩

yourusername luv u!! 🫶🫶🫶

user015 ayoo bruce in the likes ?? 😀

user016 bruce, bby wyd here 🤔

user017 omg where did u get that dress??

yourusername xxxx.com :)

posted 05/15/2023

brucewayne

liked by yourusername and 21,038,199 others

brucewayne there’s a first time for everything 🤷‍♂️

racheldawes what happened to going back to work? 🤨

brucewayne shush, i’m allowed to have a break

user018 😀

user019 is this what i think it is???

user020 wait waits going on?? what did i miss??

user021 ppl r thinking that bruce and this one girl r together 😭

user022 wait what 😭

user020 wait what girl??

user022 her yourusername. she was at bruce’s gala last week and now they’re at the same opera

user023 surly it’s just a coincidence 😭 (i’m delusional asf)

user024 i wish but the captions match 😭😭

posted 05/15/2023

brucewayne

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brucewayne thank you monaco

📍monaco

racheldawes is this the “break” you were talking abt?

brucewayne yes :)

harveydent please tell me you’ll be back for our meeting

brucewayne 🤷‍♂️

user025 WHAAT

user026 babeeee i told you not to post me 😻😻

user027 girl that’s my man’s 😐

user028 WRONG that’s none of our man’s anymore 😭😭😭

posted 06/29/2023

yourusername

liked by brucewayne and 120,294 others

yourusername i 🫶 monaco

yourbff you need to bring me next time you go !!

yourusername ofcofc babes 😩🫶

user029 how does it feel living my life 😭😭

user030 just stop teasing us and post him 😭😭😭😭

user031 i don’t see it. why would bruce be into you?

yourbff um no.1 she’s hot asf no.2 she’s smart and no.3 what makes u think he’d want u 💀💀

user032 LMFAO 😭😭

user033 i need a bestie who’d defend me like this 😭😭

posted 06/29/2023

tmz

liked by user030 and 18,927,928 others

tmz billionaire bruce wayne spotted with rumored girlfriend, y/n l/n, in monaco this last week.

according to inside information, the two met at wayne’s latest charity gala where they were introduced by the head of gotham university’s bioengineering department. y/n l/n was brought as a guest of the head of department and is studying for her phd in bioengineering. she also has a masters in biotechnology.

apparently, the conversation was first about finding new ways to turn waste products into a more sustainable energy source as wayne had shown interest in this topic a while back however, the conversation quickly turned more flirtatious and number were exchanged.

in may, almost a month after the gala, bruce and y/n were together at gotham city opera house. though, they weren’t physically seen together however, they were in the same opera room and their captions were almost identical to each other.

now, almost a month later, they’re seen together in manaco. could this be the start of a new romance?

let us know in the comments.

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posted 06/30/2023

brucewayne

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brucewayne my girl 🤍

tagged yourusername

yourusername muahhhhh

yourusername ily 🫶🫶🫶

brucewayne i love you too 🫶

racheldawes i told you you’d like her

brucewayne yea yea 😒 (i’m joking, thank you rachel)

harveydent let’s go on a double date??

yourusername yesssss

user034 i’m 😭 so 😭 happy 😭 for 😭 you

user035 she’s literally living the y/n life and i can’t blame her 😭🫶🫶

user036 god, i’ve seen what you’ve don’t for other people 🛐

user037 onggg 😭🙏

posted 07/03/2023

yourusername

liked by brucewayne and 19,395,284 others

yourusername my man my man 😻😻

tagged brucewayne

brucewayne love you too sweetheart 🤍

brucewayne i thought you said you weren’t going to post that third picture 🤔

yourusername srry babes, i had too. you look to cute 🫶🫶

yourbff rue, when was this? 🤨

yourusername 😶

yourbff your still mine

yourusername ofcofc always 😩

brucewayne um 😐

youbff i said what i said 😤

user038 she did it she’s living the life 😭

user039 how does it feel living my dream life 😫

posted 07/03/2023

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wanted to try smt new and i’ve been on my bruce wayne love train for a hot minute. i’m literally in love with this man someone help me 😭😭😭

anyways the next chapter of heart of the dragon is coming soon. lmk if y’all want a pt. 2 or more bruce wayne fics :)

[notholaenas]

the bite is a gift 🐺💉

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[batsylikeme]

BatFamily SMAU

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since its been a year.....i wanted to re do this!!! i have a lot of ideas and im actually gonna consistently keep doing this trust 🙏

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fun facts 𖤐ᝰ.ᐟ𖦹₊

⊹ Bruce shitposts bc he does not care anymore no i am not taking any criticism

⊹ the only person B follows is Damian so he can keep an eye on him and what he posts

⊹ there have been times when baby is too tired to push herself and Duke has been the only one to prove worthy of such an honor

⊹ im projecting through Tim again help (he's a phannie)

⊹ all of steph's tweets are direct quotes from my friend

⊹ steph only follows Phoebe Bridges

⊹ Damian slowly started to post on twitter bc i like joy and happiness fuck the cannon universe

⊹ did you know you have thirty minutes?? thirty minutes??? (damian to tim)

⊹ Dick is SO pissed that Damian has more followers

⊹ the car in the background of Duke's pfp is Bruces LMFAO

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okay that's all love ya!

[vpzllx]

guys help out

alr so i’ve been a little poopy lately and ik ive been disappearing n reappearing but i finally have motivation to write

[midnight-pluto]

COFFEE: PG.10 — The Date

COFFEE: Tim Drake x gn!reader

SYNOPSIS: Tim meets a barista that gives him what he needed most — a large coffee with way to many shots of espresso. Though what happens when just a single action changes the other's life, forever?

coffee master list || prev. || next

SPECIAL NOTE: posted in class ✨ no written stuff cuz I feel like I’ve done that to much recently </3

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[serendipitous-girl]

requests are open! Feel free to send them in!!

[suckunaz]

i'm not exactly new to the fanfic world, and mainly wrote on wattpad. i'm thinking of moving my stories from there to here. lately i've also been inspired to make fanfics based on: jjk, hq, naruto, fruit basket, spyxfamily, twilight, batfamily (xyou - as family, gf, etc) star wars (mainly anakin & padme or anakin x reader etc)

here's my wattpad link if any of you are curious, so far i only have two public anyways. the rest are in my drafts. ANYWAYS the whole point of this post, was to ask if maybe any of you had any ideas that you wanted to be written into life? i'm very open to writing except for hard gore, nsfw, all that.

[august-blake-flynn-wayne]

Heard From Wayne Manor Part 6

TIM: [to Damian] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

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DICK: I might’ve been lying when I said I didn’t like Babs. ME: Yeah no shit, genius JASON: Congratulations you’re officially the last to know!

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ME: No, Bruce, stop trying to adopt everybody!

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JASON: I’m so done with Bruce right now, I swear to god ME: What’d he do? Ground you, take away your weapons, made you clean your helmet— JASON: I gave him a bag of skittles and he started organizing them by color ME: Oh yeah, he does that a lot JASON: *horrified*

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ANOTHER HERO: Hey uh, maybe we need Batman’s help for this one? ANY OF THE ROBINS: I would literally rather die

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TIM: *cooking* JASON: You’re doing it wrong. Set the burner to high, not medium. TIM: Jason, shut up it’s fine. JASON: You’re still doing it wrong. TIM: Alfred, tell him to stop correcting me ALFRED: He will stop correcting you, Master Tim, when you stop making mistakes

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GREEN LANTERN: How can you not know which is which? SUPERMAN: I mean, that’s unbelievable THE FLASH: Was it Tim? AQUAMAN: Which one is Tim? THE FLASH: Dark hair, with the sarcastic attitude SUPERMAN: No, no, no that’s Jason BRUCE: You see, you can’t tell which one is which either GREEN LANTERN: Well we didn’t adopt any of them

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TIM: How many Damians does it take to change a lightbulb? JASON: Just one. The real question is: how many ladders does he need?

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ME: So, I got detention today. BRUCE: How? ME: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said “There’s an idiot at the end of this ruler.” ME: Then I asked which end JASON: Fuck yeah! *Jason and I fist bump*

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ME: How the hell did you get me mixed up with the boys? BRUCE: Give me a break, you all look the same. ME: LAST TIME I CHECKED I’M FEMALE BRUCE: I think it’s the eyes ME: I HAVE BROWN EYES BRUCE

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SOMEONE: *about Bruce* There’s no way he’s a dad ALL OF THE BATKIDS: He’s a dad

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BRUCE: Where are you going? JASON: To either get Ice Cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car

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TIM: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? DAMIAN: You’re a hazard to society ME: And a coward, do twenty

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*at Roy’s place* ME: Babe, do you want some dinner? ROY: What are my options? ME: Yes or fucking no?

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ROY: Fuck you! JASON: Fuck you too! ME: *fed up* Then just go get a room and fuck each other people here have work to do!

[secretsandwriting]

2K Follower Event

As voted for on the poll, we have a three part SMAU for all the batfam members I write, plus an extra part for the fun of it.

This event was cut short by life events but it was still a success

Enjoy!

Bruce Wayne

Bruce randomly reveals he has a girlfriend by going out with her in broad daylight. Tim, Damian, Alfred, and Cass are the only ones who knew and weren't thrown for a loop, laughing at everyone else who is desperately trying to figure out what is going on.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Batman

When a random vigilant from another town comes to Gotham, they help permanently get rid of their problems against Batman's wishes. It should eventually work out, right?

Part One Part Two Part Three

Dick Grayson

Dick is spotting dancing in the rain with someone. It's later revealed to be his best friend from the circus, and maybe, just maybe they're something more than friends.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Nightwing

Nightwing keeps flirting with the barista at a 24 hour cafe. The barista who punched him on their first meeting and isn't sure why he keeps coming back.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Jason Todd

Jason Todd is very bad at hiding his crushes. VERY bad.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Red Hood

You wake up to Red Hood breaking into your apartment in the middle of the night, you agree to stay quiet and never tell a soul because its Red Hood. The main person behind keeping your neighborhood decently safe.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Tim Drake

Tim found a random number on a puzzle piece he found on the ground. Of course he's going to text it.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Red Robin

Someone keeps playing Red Robin commercials around Tim while he's on patrol. He's determined to find out who's doing it

Part One Part Two Part Three

Damian Wayne

Damian took his girlfriend on a trip. Of course it wouldn't be a Wayne vacation without Twitter foaming at the mouth over the littlest bit of content.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Robin

Someone keeps sending lists and things to remember to Robin's Twitter dms. He was not trained for this.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Batmom (Out of Costume)

Twitter loves Batmom out of Costume

[k4marina]

bruce wayne x fem!reader || smau

pt. 2 of this :)

pt. 1

pt. 3

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brucewayne

liked by yourusername and 21,304,272 others

brucewayne just going to leave this here

yourusername bruce- 😭😭😭😭

brucewayne what? 🤷‍♂️

user PLS WHAT IS THIS

user is that y/n’s face on his mug??? 😭😭

brucewayne custom made

user plsss 😭😭

user this man is WHIPPED

liked by yourusername and brucewayne

yourusername

liked by brucewayne and 20,364,208 others

yourusername ENGAGEMENT PARTYYYY 🥂🍾

tagged: brucewayne, racheldawes, & harveydent

racheldawes had such a blast you and bruce!!

harveydent thank you for gracing our engagement party with your presence 🙇‍♂️

yourusername ofc anything for the common people 💁‍♀️

brucewayne the prettiest 🤍

yourusername mwa 💋

user look at her dresssss 😍😍😍

user ikr 😭

user man i wish i was rich and had rich friends like y/n 😭😭

yourusername posted a story 42 minutes ago

user1 replied PLS DONT RELL ME WHAT I THINK THIS MEANS 🙏😭😭

user2 replied girl say sike rn 😨

user3 DID U AND BRUCE BRAKE UP?????

user4 nononononknono u can’t do this. u can’t post smt like this and expect us to be calm U NEED TO EXPLAIN 😭😭

yourusername

liked by racheldawes and 22,293,108 others

yourusername life as of late 🙃

user WTF DOES “🙃” MEAN ???? 😭😭

user guys bruce didn’t like this post 😀

user maybe he’s busy 😭😭😭 (i’m delulu)

user noooo they broke up 😭😭

user it’s not confirmed, they still follow each other and have each others photos up

user but they also haven’t confirmed that they’re still together 😭😭

user if u and bruce brake up i’m going to be the next joker 😐

user frr 😭😭

user if they brake up then loves not real

brucewayne

liked by racheldawes and 23,193,028 others

brucewayne only thing that matters

user NO NONONONK WHY DIDNT SHE LIKE THIS POST

user bruce how could u fumble y/n???? 😭😭

user no fr she’s smart AND hot?? homie had it all 😭😭

user pls say sike if this is a prank then it’s not funny anymore 😭

user guys i think it’s time we admit the fact they’re not together anymore 😔

user SHUTTHEFUCKUP 😭

user nope not going to boooooooo

user no we’re not (i’m delulu)

yourusername

liked by brucewayne and 22,282,018 others

yourusername this place is like 18193819203x bigger than my last place

user IS THAT WAYNE MANOR ⁉️

user 🔊BRUCE WAYNE HAA LIKED THIS POST I REPEAT BRUCE WAYNE HAS LIKED THIS POST🔊

user what does this mean??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

user pls tell me you’re still together otherwise i’ll kms 😭😭😭😭

brucewayne

liked by yourusername and 23,139,730 others

brucewayne you guys really thought i’d let her go?

ps. it was her idea to be dramatic about her moving in

yourusername 🙈🙈

yourusername sryyyy just wanted to have some fun

user U HEARTLESS WOMEN 😭😭

user WAR IS OVER 🙏🙏

user pls don’t ever do that again, i almost had a heart attack 😭

user ya’ll know damn well that these two were giggling and kicking their feet while we were out here dying 💀💀

yourusername posted a story 1 hr ago.

[caption: my forever 🤍]

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thinking abt writing another brucewayne x reader fic 🤔

[notholaenas]

another gotham gazette exclusive 🤭

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[batsylikeme]

The Batfamily on Insta

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fun facts 𖤐ᝰ.ᐟ𖦹₊

⊹ in this universe bruce loves his kids and they all hyphenate their last names with wayne BC I SAID SO.

⊹ also i know this isn’t “accurate” so pls don’t comment anything like that - i just wanted to make it purely aesthetic

⊹ still trying to decide who to pair bruce up with…

⊹ jason gave dick that shirt when he was out thrifting

⊹ dick and babs have had their insta accounts since they were like 13

⊹ jason posted that pic of all of his cigs after bruce told him to quit…we stan a petty king

⊹ roy got him that hat LMFAO

⊹ cass’ account is private btw

⊹ i dunno if i like the fan cast that i did for duke…so if yall could help me out that would be great!

⊹ tim and con are dating YIPPEE

⊹ and i casted con as Charlie Bushness and when i thought of it i gasped bc it works SO well

⊹ i saw a headcannon that tim is actually addicted to tea and not coffee and i love it so it’s cannon in my universe

⊹ i gave steph an insta following bc she deserves the attention

⊹ damian’s account is just cat and dog pics (he also only follows animal accounts)

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