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Jason: We need to restart the world. No more blondes.
Tim: *sleep deprived* Yes! Great plan!
Jason: *pauses* Wait, isn't your girlfriend blonde?
Tim: *sipping his coffee* No comment.
#dc comics#batman#batfamily#jason todd#timothy drake#red hood#red robin#incorrect quotes brought you by the conversations I have at work#part 5#can you guess my job?#jason wants to restart the world#tim is just sleep deprived#stephine brown#spoiler#i'm not apologizing#but also these are kinda fun#this was between me and one of my co-workers whose wife was not there at the moment to defend herself#they are great supervisors
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woe, banana trishaw be upon ye 🍌🚲
happy Solarpunk Aesthetic Week! today i give you: little concept doodle. tomorrow, who knows? 🤷
been thinking about what transportation would look like in the solarpunk noon story i've been slowly working on. rickshaws have long been a part of Asian history, and bananas play a huge role in our local culture, so i made them do the kiss and this thing was born! more details below~
is this rickshaw design functional from a technical standpoint? no, but it's okay. close your eyes. take my hand. let's imagine a better world i drew a trishaw that is anatomically accurate and focus on the fancy, scientifically-questionable features instead ✨
since in my region winter doesn't exist (yet...), my main priority was designing a vehicle that can make use of our 2 beloved seasons: hot and wet <3 i was trying to do something cool with the concept of evapotranspiration, but i don't reeeally know if this idea holds water (haha). so if any smarter folks wanna take a crack at it, i will love you forever
ok wait lemme show my inspirations
i definitely tuk some ideas from the Thai style Tuk Tuks, probably one of the most well-known modern versions of the rickshaw (the last time i rode on one my hat literally flew off in the first ten seconds. 10/10).
but my MAIN inspiration. the reason i came up with this idea in the first place...
Absolute. Bootleg. Absurdity. are you seeing this???
okay so this is in Melaka, and they are obviously tourist traps, but i love them ok. i Love them. look at how far we can push the boundaries of our silly, of our creativity. we could have this sort of whimsy EVERY DAY!!!
plus, the uncle who drove my family around last time was so enthusiastic about taking us around! he infodumped non-stop about the history and cultural significance of every landmark we passed, while laughing the whole time, and i just think that's beautiful.
and what's more solarpunk than stuffing a local beca to the brim with all the little things that we love?
look at this. imagine if they were Real, Living flowers. imagine hopping into one of these every morning. a little roving, rolling garden, taking you wherever you wish to go. each beca frame lovingly customized, harboring their own unique little ecosystems. tiny worlds to discover. imagine that subtle floral fragrance accompanying you, as you chat with your driver on the way back home. maybe you're the driver. maybe you're just a passerby, but a glimpse of that interaction is enough to make your day. maybe this can be our life. are you sold? i'm sold.
#this turned from an art post into a very personal thoughts dump and honestly? im thriving#you will look at SEAsian solarpunk and you Will like it!!!!#art#artists on tumblr#solarpunk#solarpunk aesthetic week#rickshaw#roobiedoodle#roobieramble#sorry for all the silly lines. im sleep deprived and in a jokey mood dhsjk#ohhh if you ask me about my story i will love you forever ever ever#i wanted to post a prototype of it this week but i couldnt make the deadline :(#but answering Qs might help with the worldbuilding so!!!#you can ask me about the rickshaw design too but chances are i will just cry because i Dont Know#this post is brought to you by Can't Ride A Bike Gang btw 🔥🔥🔥 we out here..............h
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(Chain by nondescript events ends up in Twilight’s realm)
Twi: *Giving the rundown of Ordon* And that there is my house.
Y/N:You- You live there?
Twi: Did just say that, didn’ I?
Y/N: Honest question, Are you married?
Twi: I- No?
Y/N: Would you like to be?
#legend of zelda#link x reader#linked universe#lu twilight#twilight#linkeduniverse#link x you#linked universe x reader#brought to you by me#sponsered by my sleep deprivation#feral fir
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"Did you get in trouble for taking the cup into the ocean?" "Yes. Yes." "Did Rodrigues? He took it in there too!" "Did he?" "Yeah!" "Well, I mean, I brought it under the water—looking back..." "What happened?" "You bring silver into the ocean, saltwater—no!" "Oh, I didn't know that." "I haven't slept! How am I supposed to know? Nobody told me the rules!" "You haven't slept!" "Yeah, but you're naughty—" "But hey! If I would've known about it... oh no, I still probably would've done it. Still probably would've done it!" "Dude, who cares! That thing has been abused all through the years!" "No, no! The cup guys understood, the cup keepers understood—they, you know, told me the rules after and I swear to God I didn't know before but, yeah. Great memories! Great pictures!
Cam & Strick Podcast | 8.27.24 (x)
oceangate evolves further the more we talk about it so if youd like to see the other previous developments in concerns to it...
and also because its funny here are some of the times the cup has been held near or above water both salt, fresh and chlorine alike since oceangate in no particular order
and i just think its very clear when oceangate happened because now everyones holding the cup high above the water/near bodies of water and not letting it get dunked
but pre-oceangate the cup was just dunked in maffhews pool hours after they won it (which was before they went to las olas and welp the rest is history)
#matthew tkachuk#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#will i tag every cat in this? absolutely not go wild i however for my sanity will not lol#like a kid he admits to his guilt by scuffing his sneaker into the pavement by going “well i brought it underwater...”#BENNY DID TOO? WELL I MEAN YOU AND EKKY PUSHED HIM. BUT HE DEFINITELY DID GET MORE SALTWATER ON IT THAN YOU DID??#i genuinely think its so funny how maffhew took the most flack for oceangate#ah to be one of the faces of the team is to well...take one for the team#my favourite thing about this is maffhew trying to convince us he knew saltwater was bad for silver BEFORE he was just sleep deprived#oh im sure buddy#at least he admits that he still wouldve done it even if he knew lmaoo at least we're honest with ourselves#naughty kid who always gets in trouble strikes again#he gets so whiny trying to defend himself#“i havent slept how am i supposed to know nobody told me the rules!!!!"#there there sweetheart you dont have to whine about it we still love you and your dumb decisions#he gets progressively whinier the more he gets asked about whether oceangate was allowed lol#i think this is karma for the prince of wales touching fiasco where sasha took all the flack despite maffhew being the instigator#the world is now balanced and all that
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#dreamling#the sandman#this meme is brought to you by a sleep-deprived OP#please saint hob 🙏 if you could ask your lord husband to let me sleep peacefully (and wake up well-rested) that would be great#meowpheus#dream of the endless#update: praying to saint hob highly recommended 😭🙏 thank you saint hob 🙇♀️#meme edit
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are we all aware of how hard a ratatouille andreil au would slap or is it just me?
#brought to you by my sleep deprived self#let's ignore how I'm psychotically posting about random aus for a second#you simply can't deny this is actually the best one so far#obviously neil is linguini in case that was in question (and remy could be just a rat but he's actually jean trust me)#the implication being that riko and kevin are also rats and that just makes sense to me#aftg#all for the game#andreil
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Rye, drunk: "Bourbon, they really should've codenamed you Tennessee."
Bourbon, not familiar with American puns, also drunk: "Why."
Rye, grinning: "'Cause you're the only ten I see."
And Bourbon chose violence.
#this post is brought to you by my sleep-deprived brain (ft. my friend who told me about tennessee whiskey)#akam#incorrect dcmk#dcmk#detco#detective conan#case closed#iris' late night ramblings
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she ceaseless on my watcher til i wretched thing
#this post is brought to you by my magic wizard powers of sleep deprivation#also me misreading a post really badly. somehow#tma#the magnus archives#ong if this pops off im gonna cry. please dont let this be my internet heritage
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after months of being so busy i that did nothing but study and work and didn’t have the energy nor time to properly care about this fandom in more than a few ultra specific ways i FINALLY had a chance to reread one of my favourite longfics… burned through it within a day and a half and i feel like myself again oh my god i think i’m finally back. i have one more assignment to hand in tomorrow and then i am ITCHING to write i am so excited i have missed this feeling so so badly
#i was briefly afraid i was losing it for good but WE’RE SO BACK!!#i didn’t need to end this year on the mini death that is losing interest in the major hyperfixation#i don’t want to make any specific promises yet#but i Will be writing. i can say that much#thank you to everyone who’s been patient with me for the past months#ily all so much you have all brought so much light to my life on here <3#sorry it’s late and i’ve been perpetually sleep deprived lately. ignore the sentimentality
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So I watched BF and NPMD for the first time back to back about a month ago, and the fact that TGWDLM uses a lot of green in its poster, title, etc but the main villain is blue and is in blue lighting while Black Friday uses blue for its poster and title but the villain is green and introduced in green light might contribute to my increasing insomnia.
#wall of text brought to you by sick and sleep deprived me :)#and yeah i know black friday uses significantly more blue lighting than green but THAT CONTRIBUTES TO THE PROBLEM#and tgwdlm uses a lot of green too#notably not your seed#and then npmd uses red through and through#makes my lil brain happy#i just need color coding okay#tgwdlm#black friday#npmd#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday musical#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#team starkid#starkid musicals#wall of text#i will say#i LOVE the decision to portray the black and white as green and purple#im an absolute sucker for neon/glow in the dark things so to portray it as such make me ;)#:) i meant#im not retyping that#black= purple white=green#paul matthews#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#grace chasity
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Ok im Very sleepy rn it's 2 am bare with me
What do we think Jon would think of How The fandom sees him? And I don't mean this in a pedantic "oh fandom bad because dumbed down and Insert Petty Headcanon Disagreement"
I mean this entirely in a "How would Jon, The man who believes himself to be an Irredeemable monster who is to blame for everything that ever went wrong, react to Just so so many people listening to his shortcommings and ultimately seeing his side"
Like yeah everyone agrees he's kind of an asshole sometimes but he is so beloved by The fans?
I'm sure some people did but I've never seen anyone doubting his humanity or blaming him for the horrors™ he Just clearly understood as his fault? Like yeah Martin tried telling him it wasn't but what I'm getting at is
I love to think about what Jon would do If he saw just the ocean of people who listened to (what he considers to be)
the most unsympathetic person in the world becoming a monster and making choices that brought the literal apocalypse upon humanity
and pretty much everyone saying "he did the best anyone could reasonably expect and he is not a bad person for being caught in the crossfire of an impossible situation with no good solutions"
remember that time in mag 187 a lady grabbed jon in fear and he shouted and presumably pushed her away? and everyone and their mother defended jon's humanity because that was a textbook trauma response i think he would break down crying if he saw that
#this was brought to you by my sleep deprived brain#im just im like just#everyone is always mad at him for not taking enought initiative or sulking or making decisions for others#and i love him so much#he is probably the character that makes me the most un-normal he is Masterfully written#And he hates himself so much and so many people in podcast feed his insecurities back to him#It makes sense they're all hurt and he doesn't always make the best decisions.#there's nothing he can do to make it right enought by other people#and everyone thinks he is doing a bad job at being an unwilling participant of this fucked up power system#again it makes SENSE they didn't ask for that either and jon is the mascot of the eye#he is both a scapegoat and a sacrificial lamb#if jonah that crusty old man ever did anything truky smart it was making jon eldritch middle management#like yeah everyone hates him more but most of the time he is untouchable so jon tajes all the heat#wich helps isolating him more and making it easier to manipulate him#everyone praised or at least had some resigned respect for gertrude and her actions. but that's because she is almost imaginary to them#the characters obsviously don't enjoy being in the middle of this either and jon is the only one with some form of real power there#(that's more or less on their side at least)#ough#yeaouh#nnahoughh even#we we criticize jon from time to time#but i really love that most people are willing to fight tooth and nail to defend him#he is just such a human character and despiste everything that happens he is so very clearly just a person who is trying#the character ever#all I'm saying is i would like to know how jon would react to not one not two#but thousands of people who are able to see him and understand he shouldn't to be a perfect victim#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims
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phil was telling a ghost story to chay and lullah for the egg quests today so he told a story about a friendly ghost looking after them
naturally some of the crows started talking about ghostbur and some of them started talking about cellbit's ghosty shenanigans today
I cannot explain the psychic damage I took when I saw the word "ghostbit" being spammed in the chat
#this post doesnt make sese dw#i cant explain what i mean#that collision of two eras of my life made me lose -20hp i swear#also i do not need the angsty bitch on this server to take any kind of inspiration to the angstiest bitch on that server#i would never recover#qsmp#qsmp cellbit#ghostbur#this post is brought to you by sleep deprivation :D#pls ignore
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maybe its just the brit in me but i think piss is objectively the funniest swear word. like. something mildly inconvenient happens and your only response is. "piss." thats fucking comedy gold
#this post was brought to you by me dropping my pillow on the floor at 12:20am and saying “piss.”#and then wheeze laughing#i think it might just be the sleep deprivation tbh#i always get silly when im tired#life updates with jelly#shes so versatile too#“piss off” “pissed myself laughing” “i was pissed (angry)”#“i was pissed (drunk)” “its pissing it down”#what cant she do
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sneepy cozy....
#cats#(medical stuff mention for tags)#poasting confortable image of boye for peace and serenity and such forthe#I have little weird episodes sometimes where I get shaky (but like violently like 'would spill a drink if you were holding it beacuse#your hands are moving so much' type shaky) and weird and sick feeling but usually it passes in an hour or less. but last night I just#literally couldnt sleep I was shaking so much and my heartrate was up a ton and wouldn't go down even after like 6 hours plus super nausea#so I went to the hospital and now shall wear a heart monitor for a week. which hopefully it's just some weird drastic low blood sugar#event or something and there's nothing actually going on. ekg + ct scan for blod clots + virus panel + almost all of the blood work seems#normal so... aa.......#Though me being so privacy focused hrggh... I basically have a constantly bluetooth connected device around me#since the monitor comes with a cell phone that is constantly transmitting data to the place. which they said they'll call you#if they see anything weird which is also scary. random phone calls... but definitely better than letting an issue go unadressed lol#the phone is also not meant to be more than 10 feet away from the monitor at any time so I put on this old tactical fishing#vest thing thats like navy green with 100 pockets and im just using one of the giant pocketson the side as a phone holder#my enormous silly vest just to keep one little phone#ANYWAY... because I got up early the morning before and didn't sleep at all and spent nearly all day in waiting rooms and such#I have been awake for like 32 hours striaght. which I'm sure also does not help with an elevated heartrate lol#feeling shrimp emotions or whatever people talk about unlocking at a certain level of stress and sleep deprivation#and also no food or water. after a while they brought me like 3 saltines and some ice water but I basically also haven't eaten since 3am#last night and it's 2pm now..#thus............ bapy............. baby boye....... he will help ease all ailments with his baby powers...#And no I dont drink energy drinks or anything with caffiene really I'm afraid of all substances on the planet essentially#My body just likes to become shaky and weird randomly even when I'm not conciously anxious about anything/have had no caffiene/etc#and I guess I'm always more nervous about getting anything heart related checked out because of my arm/shoulder/chest area injury stuff#... i literally have constant chest pain all the time. it moves around but i nearly always have some sort of pain or pressure in my chest#so when people are like 'oh well a little weird heartrate is fine but watch out if you have pain!' it's like... i always do lol.. how am I#supposed to tell the Bad Pain apart from the Always Pain when the descriptions of Bad Pain are very very similar#AAAANYway.... hrghh... i wanted to be very productive and finally post drafts and wrok on things today. but alas..#I can at least post small image of soft boye.. though he recently got into stuff in the bathroom whilst left#alone and knocked things into the toilet.. So perhaps not an innocent and NICE boy.. but still.. a soft one .. beautfile....
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three seconds can be so personal to a girl, actually
#okay last kipps post of the day. this is right after lucy tells barnes that he doesn't LOOK happy. barnes is So Tired of these kids#and in between we get this ??? tiny shot ???? of kipps giving her a little affectionate glance#and i was like Hold Up run that by me again#lockwood and co#needlessly detailed and googly eyed kipps posting brought to you by songbird who just finished rereading the creeping shadow#and was taken OUT again by kipps experiencing joy and friendship#quill kipps beloved (derogatory)#lc liveblog: take this with a grain of salt i'm sick and sleep deprived
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I was the only queer person in my masters program which made it a little harder to bond with my classmates, but we mostly found at least some overlapping interest. Sometimes these were big things, like both being immigrants or being baffled by someone else’s relationship drama. Other times they were smaller, like when I got a little over excited by frozen onions. I had just made the discovery that the local grocery store sold extremely cheap pre-cut frozen onions, and promptly bought about five pounds. Of course, being who I am as a person, it never crossed my mind that anyone could hear ‘pre-cut onions for €1 per kilo’ and not lose their marbles a little, so I gleefully informed my classmates of this hidden bounty. The responses generally ranged from polite interest to polite disinterest, but one other girl got it. She was from southern India, and the cuisine from that region uses tons of onions, so when I told her about this cornucopia in the frozen food aisle her eyes lit up. We spent a solid couple of minutes going over which specific grocery store it was, where in the frozen section they were, and just being mutually thrilled about accessible onions. At one point one of our classmates hesitantly asked what was so special about frozen onions and got subjected to the full force of our mutual onion adoration until he beat a hasty retreat. That particular classmate and I were never terribly close, but for that one shining moment we were utterly united.
#This post is brought to you by sleep deprivation and me trying to remember whether I need to buy onions#I keep a spare bag of them in the freezer at all times#Fuck yeah onions
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