#brought to you by sleep deprived me

[yourlocaltreesimp]

(Chain by nondescript events ends up in Twilight’s realm)

Twi: *Giving the rundown of Ordon* And that there is my house.

Y/N:You- You live there?

Twi: Did just say that, didn’ I?

Y/N: Honest question, Are you married?

Twi: I- No?

Y/N: Would you like to be?

[ratatatastic]

"Did you get in trouble for taking the cup into the ocean?" "Yes. Yes." "Did Rodrigues? He took it in there too!" "Did he?" "Yeah!" "Well, I mean, I brought it under the water—looking back..." "What happened?" "You bring silver into the ocean, saltwater—no!" "Oh, I didn't know that." "I haven't slept! How am I supposed to know? Nobody told me the rules!" "You haven't slept!" "Yeah, but you're naughty—" "But hey! If I would've known about it... oh no, I still probably would've done it. Still probably would've done it!" "Dude, who cares! That thing has been abused all through the years!" "No, no! The cup guys understood, the cup keepers understood—they, you know, told me the rules after and I swear to God I didn't know before but, yeah. Great memories! Great pictures!

Cam & Strick Podcast | 8.27.24 (x)

oceangate evolves further the more we talk about it so if youd like to see the other previous developments in concerns to it...

and also because its funny here are some of the times the cup has been held near or above water both salt, fresh and chlorine alike since oceangate in no particular order

and i just think its very clear when oceangate happened because now everyones holding the cup high above the water/near bodies of water and not letting it get dunked

but pre-oceangate the cup was just dunked in maffhews pool hours after they won it (which was before they went to las olas and welp the rest is history)

[valiantstarlights]

[the-red-thread-that-strangles]

Rye, drunk: "Bourbon, they really should've codenamed you Tennessee."

Bourbon, not familiar with American puns, also drunk: "Why."

Rye, grinning: "'Cause you're the only ten I see."

And Bourbon chose violence.

[destructo-range]

she ceaseless on my watcher til i wretched thing

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

So I watched BF and NPMD for the first time back to back about a month ago, and the fact that TGWDLM uses a lot of green in its poster, title, etc but the main villain is blue and is in blue lighting while Black Friday uses blue for its poster and title but the villain is green and introduced in green light might contribute to my increasing insomnia.

[butterflieswhisper]

tori sitting on the stairs is so. the lighting in heartstopper is awesome big fan of the blue/orange. is tori also depressed in the show i still think it would be so fucking funny to offhandedly mention her school burning down

[shippy-from-apocalypse]

Ok im Very sleepy rn it's 2 am bare with me

What do we think Jon would think of How The fandom sees him? And I don't mean this in a pedantic "oh fandom bad because dumbed down and Insert Petty Headcanon Disagreement"

I mean this entirely in a "How would Jon, The man who believes himself to be an Irredeemable monster who is to blame for everything that ever went wrong, react to Just so so many people listening to his shortcommings and ultimately seeing his side"

Like yeah everyone agrees he's kind of an asshole sometimes but he is so beloved by The fans?

I'm sure some people did but I've never seen anyone doubting his humanity or blaming him for the horrors™ he Just clearly understood as his fault? Like yeah Martin tried telling him it wasn't but what I'm getting at is

I love to think about what Jon would do If he saw just the ocean of people who listened to (what he considers to be)

the most unsympathetic person in the world becoming a monster and making choices that brought the literal apocalypse upon humanity

and pretty much everyone saying "he did the best anyone could reasonably expect and he is not a bad person for being caught in the crossfire of an impossible situation with no good solutions"

remember that time in mag 187 a lady grabbed jon in fear and he shouted and presumably pushed her away? and everyone and their mother defended jon's humanity because that was a textbook trauma response i think he would break down crying if he saw that

[tomfrogisblue]

phil was telling a ghost story to chay and lullah for the egg quests today so he told a story about a friendly ghost looking after them

naturally some of the crows started talking about ghostbur and some of them started talking about cellbit's ghosty shenanigans today

I cannot explain the psychic damage I took when I saw the word "ghostbit" being spammed in the chat

[etherealspacejelly]

maybe its just the brit in me but i think piss is objectively the funniest swear word. like. something mildly inconvenient happens and your only response is. "piss." thats fucking comedy gold

[icewindandboringhorror]

sneepy cozy....

[thebirdandhersong]

three seconds can be so personal to a girl, actually

[actoflesbiabism]

I was the only queer person in my masters program which made it a little harder to bond with my classmates, but we mostly found at least some overlapping interest. Sometimes these were big things, like both being immigrants or being baffled by someone else’s relationship drama. Other times they were smaller, like when I got a little over excited by frozen onions. I had just made the discovery that the local grocery store sold extremely cheap pre-cut frozen onions, and promptly bought about five pounds. Of course, being who I am as a person, it never crossed my mind that anyone could hear ‘pre-cut onions for €1 per kilo’ and not lose their marbles a little, so I gleefully informed my classmates of this hidden bounty. The responses generally ranged from polite interest to polite disinterest, but one other girl got it. She was from southern India, and the cuisine from that region uses tons of onions, so when I told her about this cornucopia in the frozen food aisle her eyes lit up. We spent a solid couple of minutes going over which specific grocery store it was, where in the frozen section they were, and just being mutually thrilled about accessible onions. At one point one of our classmates hesitantly asked what was so special about frozen onions and got subjected to the full force of our mutual onion adoration until he beat a hasty retreat. That particular classmate and I were never terribly close, but for that one shining moment we were utterly united.

[hallows-personal-hell]

TIMEZONES FUCKIGN SUCK WDYM I HAVE TO CYCLE BETWEEN BEING EITHER AN HOUR OR TWO HOURS BEHIND MY BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE WE DONT DO FUCKIN SAVING TIMES. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE AN EVEN SMALLER WINDOW TO HANG OUT WITH MY BUDDIES. WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[inhayara]

if caffeine was a woman i would ask her to step on me

[pepprs]

just went thru all of the notes on that post and like. YEAH. it’s a fucking wonder. like i should get to scream. i should get to lie down. i should get to have as many treats as i want for free.