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bro...are we gay..?
#sasunaru#naruto#sasuke#yea#hahahahahahahahsdkahsfkahskdasd idk bro#me: i WILL DRAW#also me: draws the same boring profile#my art#what can i say except im gay#round fox baby#naruto's boyfriend#listened to 世界が終わるまでは on repeat#bc well im in love with that song
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GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?
Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.
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#bowuigi#bowser#luigi#mario#smb#super mario bros#bowser junior#koopalings#my art#comic#like you know bowser only put on his loud outfit and brought the kiddos to passively annoy mario even more#like what would be more annoying…being a dick or actually turning out to be a good boyfriend#there is no winning…and mario is but a steamed roma tomato#also dont ask me how bowser puts on a suit…its canon he can and does when he feels like it!!!#he is a turt who accessorizes……
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Adam Parrish
I'm one of those who forget they go to school.
I've been enjoying a lot of trc fanart but I don't always have the same vision of Adam than other fanartists, so here's Adam through my eyes :) He's more playful/mischievous/smirky than others I've seen; he's also exhausted and almost succeeding at hiding it.
/!\ spoilers in the bottom tags
#the raven cycle#the raven boys#trc#adam parrish#ronan lynch#pynch#bro is gorgeous#bro is sandy#bro needs rest#bro's got boyish hands that also happen to belong to a Forest#said Forest belonging to his boyfriend#yeah apparently that's a thing#MUSE PROPAGANDA (this is an art tag)
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you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting
#me screaming on the roof of wangshu inn: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD!!!!#YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET THE SOFT ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY! LOVE WHAT IT LOVES!!!! XIAO!!!!!!!!#HES LIKE LITERALLY A LITTLE GUY. I KNOW ITS 2023 BUT I WONT LET THAT STOP ME FROM GETTING XIAO BRAIN DISEASE#he's also: in love with me. he is MY boyfriend. we went on a DATE during lantern rite#paimon got mad at me and had to be like WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES#what was i saying. anyway. uh. zhongxiao also#genshin impact#xiao#zhongli#zhongxiao#people!#comics
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Random thing. I was just thinking how in CSAU Dave is tecnically dating two alien fairies, and i love tinkerbell so i came out with this.
I imagine Peter pan wasn't Dave's thing growing up, but if the oportunity presented, he would have escaped to neverland in a heartbeat
#csau extra#dave strider#karkat vantas#terezi pyrope#homestuck#post game Dave talking to little kid Dave: so this is my boyfriend and my boyfriend's girlfriend whose also my girlfriend#they aren't human#where is Bro?#DEAD B)#D:
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Do you guys understand how objectively hilarious it would be if Krerdly turns out to be canon. It would legit be the funniest thing to happen in Deltarune, bar none
#what would be even more hilarious is if it has absolutely zero relevance to the plot and is completely arbitrary to anything that happens#down the line#like oh yeah Kris is the Knight (assuming that they are although i dont actually think so) and this is their boyfriend Berdly btw say hi#funniest shit ever#sorry for the delushions on a random wednesday bros i got hit with the Deltarune/Krerdly ray again 😔#Krerdly#Berdkris#Krispy Chicken#? i think#i dont know all the ship names they got dog 😭#also not putting this in main tag as to not get ripped apart by the wolves
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bean and i have been locked in the kitchen, so like AU where beta niki is niki's older brother and otome niki is his younger brother right--
more below
Hiki (22 y.o.) - "nii-san" to his younger brothers; calls Niki "Nikkun"
dropped out of hs and left to travel and be a food journalist after the IncidentTM
pretty chill but would kill a man for his little brothers
rinne is scared of him (something something scary older brother, the 3 cm difference is the only thing keeping red guy from crumpling) (also hiki's basically another version of him and bro's good at dealing with anyone but himself)
he knows rinne is scared of him and thinks it's the funniest thing and will mess with him on purpose
super sensitive to taste, bro can taste if someone put in even 1 grain of salt
despite that he has horribly bad eating habits, bro has tastebuds gifted by the divine themselves but he's on his 12th pack of ramen this week
favorite is the instant noodles he'd make and share with his little brother when he had to watch him while parents were out working
sucks at cooking. rinne was scared of him until he saw him burn water
so chill with pda hes annoying and embarrassing they cannot kiss without him whistling or saying anything
feels guilty about leaving niki from running off to try to redeem the shiina name with his journalism
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exes with oldest sakura nee-han (it's funny and they're on good terms)
drinking buddies with rinne, said nee-han and himeru post-reveal (older bees sibling crew)
Miki (16 y.o.) - "Mikkun" to his older brothers; calls Niki "Aniki"
stayed with other family in japan after the IncidentTM (niki didn't go with him 'cause he wanted to stay)
guilt from not visiting his aniki or trying harder to convince him to come with him to live with family
miki is an edgy brat, sweet but a brat niki: aw he's just a little angel what are you so worried about miki flipping rinne off behind niki's back:
Rinne once again thinking how he lucked out with Hiiro every time he interacts with Miki
niki spoils miki and miki clinging to his aniki cuddling up next to him being the first taste tester getting to choose what niki makes rinnekun on the side fist clenched about to blow a fuse thats his spot thats his job thats his choice and miki Knows
will play video games with rinne tho (sideeyeing the number of runs red guy has on niki's route in the otome)
cut his hair to be different from his brothers
has the opposite problem of niki, he doesnt wanna do food or chef work but all he's good at is food (specifically desserts and he would rather go to business school but he does enjoy making sweets with his aniki)
aroace
if rinne and niki kiss one more time around him he's gonna explode
gets flustered around hiiro in an "i wanna be friends but i'm bad at making friends" way 'cause he's so nice and genuine and excitable and nothing like his brother and rinne's like "yeah no he has a girlfriend"
tiktok kid, always has his phone on him; kinda famous?? people in his comments mostly just go "you look like that guy from crazy:b"
mario party nights with the younger bee sibling squad (hiiro, kaname, kohaku)
also gets into debates with them on who has the best oldest siblings
#enstars#niki shiina#beta niki nii-san isn't original bUT CONSIDER--#me: re. remember when we were like “wouldn't it be funny if shiina nii-san was named hiki” and now we have a miki#'cause we had talked about beta niki nii-san before and#also shoutout to the yamada bros for the naming conventions#their dad of course. is named reiki#all the text is a mishmash of ideas bean and i were throwing around#hiki/nee-han exes is a bean special#hiki jokingly tries stealing his brother's boyfriend sometimes#'go out with me instead~' type stuff#rinne in his head: oh so that's how it feels.#hiki and niki grabbing miki 'at least one of us has to go to college.'#there's probably more but this is already a big dump#shiina kyoudai
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i will never get over jensen saying “which is funny cause so do i”
#like wtf bro#why do you say things like that???#like the hesitance before and than the quick delivery and the nervous body language after#like wtf is up#need to interrogate him and ask him why he said that#like no matter his meaning it’s such a strange thing for a “macho straight man” to say#like i know what you are#even if he meant he also refers to misha as danneels boyfriend that’s still so weird and gay like what#like why are y’all being gay on stage#like we get it your a throuple omfg sorry#misha collins#danneel ackles#jensen ackles#cockles#jenmisheel
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Kanej wedding but when Kaz lifts the veil and discovers Wylan and he has to keep his cool so he sheilds Wy's face and leans in whispering "where's my wife" and wylan just quietly answers "bailing jesper out of jail"
#all yall out there assuming jesper wouldnt be arrested on their wedding day from trying to make everything perfect#youre wrong#ofc inej is gonna bail her bro out#the wylan thing was temporary in case they didnt get back in time#needless to say#things took longer than expected#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#inej literally has to stop kaz from murdering his best friend on their wedding day#this is my boyfriend kaz and his boyfriend jesper and jespers boyfriend wylan#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#wesper#they help#also its my dogs bd#and then at the kanej wedding#rarzo
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david shaw was such a fat baby yall
gabe just carried around his mini-me with one of those baby carriers on his chest
david’s fat little cheeks being constantly poked and prodded by every pack member
(i can’t get over that gabe shaw looked at a lil fat baby and was like “yeah this guys name is david”)
huxley was also a huge baby
i hc both his moms being on the shorter side so here they are carrying around his HUGE ASS BABY
he def outgrew his moms by the time he was a middle schooler 💀💀
#bro had CHUB#i hc david as like chubby strong#blah blah blah he has abs NO BRO HAS STRONG CHUB#idc#cry idc#milo was also a chubby ass baby#elliot was also a chubby baby#redacted asmr#redacted audio#asmr boyfriend#boyfriend asmr#redactedverse#redacted david#redacted huxley
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OHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDD OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M GOING FUCKING CRAZY. THE BACKWARDS CAP ON THE FIRST PHOTO OHHHHHHH MY FUCJING GOD
#smosh#spencer agnew#smosh games#MY BOYFRIEND MY BOYFRIEEEEEND#HE’S ACTUALLY SO FUCKING HANDSOME BRO WHAT THE HELL#OTHER GAME’S PEOPLE ALSO LOOK SO GOOD ??#SMOSH ONLY HIRES HOT PEOPLE CONFIRMED#i need him really fucking bad#i am once again manifesting he is my boyfriend and we live happily ever after
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STOP normalizing the grind and START normalizing going and doing the things which the Lord hath commanded; for I know that the Lord giveth no commandments unto the children of men, save he shall prepare a way for them that they may accomplish the thing which he comma
i regret to inform you that the original context of this quote probably did involve a significant amount of The Grind. like in that specific instance of needing to go bribe, swindle, and murder his way to acquiring them plates, nephi was probably very much a friend of hustle culture.
which is to say.........when normalizing the grind...........do not forget. the crime
#led#this ask response is sponsored by your local evil socialist dyke. call your nearest history museum and ask the origins of their collection#and then if the results of that call warrant it#call your local native leaders and say hey im going heisting yall want anything#carefully. don't. don't get them in trouble#and also don't get yourself in trouble#make sure your disguise is impeccable and your bros are outside ready to muscle zoram into being your new boyfriend#and then yeah steal that shit. chop off a head. be gay and so forth#never stop putting in 110% towards screwing over and possibly killing some tyrannical asshat#ask#anonymous#please forgive my cursing in these tags im just venting cus im disappointed with the haircut i gave myself this morning </3#it doesnt look bad or anything it just doesnt look that much different from how my hair already was lol#wifey is still snoozin so we'll see if she makes a comment when she wakes up and ill give an update on if the haircut is redeemed or not
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Argyle has expected a lot from Hawkins. To see the place where Jonathan grew up, to get to know more about a girl that's more witch than human and to get stoned out of his mind so he forgets all about burying a bunch of people in the desert.
He didn't expect that. To meet the highlight of his childhood, the boy he had his first kiss with, sloppy and rushed, the blonde menace that never knew when to stop.
But there he is. Billy Hargrove, sitting at the Byers kitchen table, next to a guy with a polo shirt and really great hair.
"That are Steve and Billy," Jonathan says and frowns when Argyle blurts out a "Wow!"
"Everything alright, Argyle?"
"I thought we only smoked weed." Argyle moves around the table.
Billy stays seated. Stares at him with his neon blue eyes that have been so often dulled by bruises or cuts. A few thin scars peek out from the collar of his shirt, a white shine on tanned skin. Argyle's stomach churns at that.
The prissy guy next to Billy -Steve- moves his arm a little, says something to Billy, so low only he can hear it. He puts his hand on Billy's thigh, or at least that's what Argyle thinks.
Argyle stands in front of Billy and he swears he can hear their laughter from years ago, from hiding under the pier and eating the world's worst tacos.
Argyle opens his arms and Billy stares at him like he did when Argyle tried to hug him for the first time. Unsure.
Argyle sighs and puts his arms around Billy, lifting him out of the chair even though he's way heavier than he remembered. Billy's wiggling in his arms, but Argyle doesn't let go.
"Still a struggle with you, my dude."
"Fuck off," Billy groans, but finally hugs him back. Sinks against him.
Steve snorts and Argyle grins. Seems like someone knows that too well.
"I thought I'd never get to do that again," Argyle says, lifting Billy a little higher before letting go.
"Me, too," Billy admits, a tiny smile on his lips.
"Thanks for taking care of him." Steve looks startled when Argyle pulls him into a hug, too.
"You're...welcome?"
"Hey, I'm not a fucking pet that -"
"Of course not," Argyle ruffles his hair. God, he hasn't done this in forever.
"A fucking menace that's what you are," Steve mumbles.
Billy huffs at that, blond curls disheveled, a crooked halo around his face.
Jonathan blinks at them, like he's trying to solve a puzzle. "I think I missed... everything?"
@ihni You wanted them to meet, so, here you go! <3
#billy hargrove deserved child hood crushes and friends and boyfriends and agsgahgqwhgw#i rewatched a few argyle scenes lately because I try to write him and he's the only guy freaking out!! when everybody else should too!#harringrove#billy x steve#argilly#billy hargrove#argyle#also hinted jargyle?! maybe?!#but i want argilly ?! too?!#love for everybody! yay#cali bros
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Mingjue strikes me as the type of guy to not offer up information about his sexuality/sex life in general but also doesn't consider it something to hide (and just doesn't care enough to.) Partly because he thinks it's stupid that people think it's their business at all and partly because he doesn't see it as shameful. He's got so much other shit going on and he's not gonna live forever, he's definitely not wasting time on worrying what Sect Leader Yao thinks of who he invites into his bed.
But people see him speaking out against Jin Guangshan's degeneration and the general Jin Vibe of opulence and indulgence, they assume that means he classes all """deviant""" sexuality in that category, and his reputation as being so rule and honor code abiding they assume he will agree as passionately with all of society's mores (re: homosexual encounters) and just assume he's strictly straight and discount any rumors that he isn't.
'Sleep with a man? Chifeng-zun? You must be joking.'
Meanwhile Mingjue is like, 'What? Yeah, we did. Can we get back to what we were doing, now? I couldn't give less of a shit and you're wasting my time.'
And still people would be like, 'Man, I don't know where these rumors are coming from!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'
#also on the flip side Jgy can't escape promiscuity rumors in every sphere of his life#and assume that any standing he got in the Nie clan was by seducing poor nmj with his preternatural wiles#and thus blamed on Jgy#kinda like people with wwx and lwj where even when Lwj literally stood on koi Tower steps and said#' i knew who he was. fuck all of you. I'm going with him. peace out' and carried his stabbed boyfriend away#and everyone cried 'HOW HAS THE YILING PATRIARCH MANAGED TO BEWITCH HANGUANG-JUN SO!! HE MUST BE UNDER A SPELL'#bro some people are bi plus you all suck#ANYWAY#nmj#text#my stuff#I'm just rambling but thats how i write him
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The Astronomy Tower
When Remus and Sirius first start dating, Sirius doesn't want anyone to know. Not even James. Remus has been out and proud in front of the whole school since 4th year and has been caught kissing boys in broom closest more than once. The whole school knows he likes boys. So now that Sirius wants to be the one kissing Remus, he can't risk the broom closet, doesn't dare even look at Remus in the dorm and can't guarantee his continued anonymity in the Quidditch changing rooms. They need to find somewhere else.
He knows Remus is pissed about it, but he's a good enough man to never bring it up. In the end, they decide on the astronomy tower, up so high in the sky nobody can see it from the ground and in the dead of night, nobody would ever find them here. So there, leaning against the railing with the cool night air rustling about them, Sirius learns every ridge and divet of Remus' lips, learns how his fingers feel in Sirius' hair, learns how nothing else matters when he has Remus Lupin in his arms. The astronomy tower is their place.
Nobody will ever find them and his parents will never know just how much of a disappointment their heir truly is. Regulus will never see how disgusting his brother is. James will never regret being his friend.
And then, three months later, Sirius is standing on James Potter's doorstep, church bells ringing in the distance, hailing the birth of the Son of God on Christmas morning as the clock chimes midnight. There's snow in his hair and blood on his face and James is pulling him inside, shouting for his mother and the rest is a blur.
He's the talk of the town when school starts up again, but this time Sirius finds he doesn't mind. In fact, if they want to talk about him, he reckons he should give them something to talk about. So during breakfast on their third day back, he drags Remus up onto the Gryffindor table with him and snogs him like he's the very air in his lungs, the water for him to grow and the fire that keeps him warm. They get detention for a week, but it was worth it. It's all worth it for Remus.
The Astronomy tower becomes less used, Sirius no longer feels the need to hide and maybe it doesn't matter if he's gay? Maybe the grin on Remus' face when he can tell some nosy Hufflepuff why he's not running off with a new person every other week is because there's only one person he'll be running off with, and his name is Sirius Black.
A year later, James can't sleep, too anxious about the war and his parents ailing health to shut his eyes and so he walks. He walks and walks, threatening the fifth year Prefect that tries to give him detention with a nasty Stinging Hex he's perfected as he goes, and suddenly James is at the top of the Astronomy Tower. He is there too.
Regulus Black.
A boy who hates him like the stars hate the sun, though he's never been sure why. Even less sure is he of why he can't get the image of the boy's face out of his head or why his sharp features haunt his every waking moment and the soft bounce of his short curls grace his every dream.
Regulus turns around. They lock eyes and there's something there. James doesn't have time to decipher it, doesn't have time for anything really because suddenly his back is against the railing and there are hands on his chest. Cold hands. For a moment, his heart is in his throat and he's sure that this is it, this is the moment Regulus can't take his hatred of James any longer. James will fall to his death and nobody will be any the wiser.
But none of that happens. Instead, there are warm lips on his, furiously pressed against his mouth and it's only by pure muscle memory that James knows to follow the motion with his own lips. He's never been so grateful for his bold instinct reactions.
He's kissing Regulus Black. James Potter is kissing Regulus Black.
And it's rough and messy and there are teeth and tongues, scraping and pushing and his hands are in Regulus' hair, he's being pulled in by the waist and nothing has ever felt like this. All the girl's he thought he's loved, all the nights pining for Lily Evans... nothing compares to this. Nothing compares to Regulus Black.
They never speak about what happened that night, not for a while at least. But every night, without fail, James finds Regulus there, and every night without fail, there are rough, bitten lips on his and long fingers tracing underneath his shirt.
By now, Sirius and Remus rarely hide away in the Astronomy Tower, in fact it's been months since they were there, but it's Remus' birthday and Sirius wants to do something fun, something with just the two of them. So he drags Remus up to their special place, giggling with excitement and bursts happily through the doorway, arms thrown wide to present the surprise to his boyfriend.
The surprise they get is not the one Sirius had intended. Sirius intended for a romantic candle-lit dinner Hallie the house elf is bringing up in ten minutes time. The surprise they get is Sirius' half-naked brother pinned against the railing, apparently trying to meld himself into Sirius' equally half-naked best friend.
All four boys freeze, three going impossibly red in the face while the fourth bends over double, shaking with poorly timed and outrageously roaring laughter. Remus is nearly on the floor, right next to Sirius' jaw which he thinks may have detached from his face.
James and Regulus look like they've been petrified, still wrapped around each other, but both staring in horror at their unexpected guests. Mortification might be one word for the events of the night, trauma might be another and either way Sirius knows the image will forever be seared into the backs of his eyelids and haunt his every thought.
'Merlin, Pads, let's leave them to it,' Remus wheezes around his laughter and grabs Sirius by the arm, dragging him back down the stairs.
Safe to say, neither pair uses the Astronomy Tower again.
#jegulus#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#james potter#regulus black#remus lupin is a vibe#tfw you walk in on your straight best mate and straight lil brother full on making out exactly where you used to snog you own boyfriend#who also happens to be mates with said straight best friend and straight lil bro#marauders#marauders fandom#shortfic
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Bro has been struggeling with the concepts of maturity and immaturity since he was a wee lad
#tw body horror#cw body horror#tw blood#cw blood#muse arg#don't feed the muse#happy meat farms#alex bale#spongebob theory arg#dftm#anthony williams#the cynical critic#the cynical critics#cynical critic#muse arg au#dftm au#Dltfu#Don't let them find us#digital art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#Mitski strikes again#live laugh love mitski#bro really went downhill after his boyfriend- erm I mean best friend pushed him off the stairs 💀#Anthony was one of those children who were told that they were so mature for his age but was also told that he was too immature for his age#and it was crazy how both was kinda true#Also there was a stage in his life where he was tired of being called immature so he tried to be “ an adult” just to please his mother#also you know that moment in that one cynical critic video about cartoons were Mark didn't want to say his lines and that made Antonio mad#Yeah headcannon those lines where refrencing Anthony and what people told him as a child thats why Mark didn't want to say those lines#lol sorry for headcannon dumping😅
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