#bros before hoes as they say
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c28hunter · 2 years ago
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Yesterday I told my besties the whole story of my situationship (they knew only some parts) and the first thing that my more aggressive bestie said was that if I give her his address, she's gonna go beat him up, while the other one suggested a more calm thing to do and was the psychoanalizer of the situation
Friendship goals
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justaviber · 1 year ago
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Redesign for Shiromi
I am losing much touch on drawing slim men & women thanks tf2
DO NOT REPOST ON OTHER WEBSITE W/OUT PERMISSION; REBLOGS ARE WELCOME
Art Info:
Materials:
White Drawing Paper
Alcohol Marker Blender for Coloured Pencils
White Gel Pen for Corrections & Highlights
Black Micron Pen
Assortment of greyscale & skin-coloured alcohol markers
Coloured Pencils from Prismacolor & Crayola
Sketching Pencil
Filter used for lighting correction
Time: ~4.5 hrs (2.5 hrs for sketching/line art, 2 for colouring)
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erabu-san · 6 months ago
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Why does it feel like i betray my bros
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hawberries · 2 years ago
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you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting
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ryllen · 2 years ago
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they caught u cheating with all of them event  |  [x]
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cla-oh · 26 days ago
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☀️Brandon Saint John☀️
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I wanted to draw Addam, before I realise it will always be Bros before Hoes™
(I'm at the 3rd volume, pls still no spoils)
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moeblob · 9 months ago
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Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute
(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or#somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them#and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings#there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers#there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother#she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf#and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY#and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them#but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother#so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone#hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings#the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it#you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot#and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says#ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right#and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth#and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice#and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy#he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it#he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him#i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with#thats a special bond ok im just sayin#also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha
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fortheloveofexy · 2 years ago
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the sheer amount of secondhand embarrassment I feel for andrew when I remember that he threw up in front of his crush multiple times :\ like damn I guess he still won bc Neil ended up wanting to smooch that mouth anyway, but still. poor guy.
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aguyinthepubliceye · 8 months ago
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Inversed conversion therapy
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thebruno65 · 25 days ago
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SMH, The Student Council Killing Game could have been fully stopped if Shoji and Daiki even bothered to show their true
🧡POWER OF FRIENDSHIP💛
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androidboy · 1 year ago
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wore a pink skirt and pink makeup to see barbie and i got hit on by a cute guy in an oppenheimer themed outfit i’m becoming too powerful
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aesterblaster · 2 years ago
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Warning 205 spoilers
UHHHHH Kenyu getting help for his treatment? Ego knowing all along and still giving him a chance, still letting him play? Respecting his decision just like Chigiri's even if it was pushing themselves so hard. Even being able to play in the U20, something he couldn't have imagined doing after his diagnosis....
Kenyu trying to keep it a secret because he thinks people will pity him only to recive nothing but support and trust-
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vanrougenui · 20 days ago
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georgian girls always like the wrong vefxistyaosani men 💀 if avtandili was real he would be those male manipulator 2000 type of dudes that wears dior sauvage:/// leaving your soon to be wife to "help your bro find his boo" and also because you felt a connection with him IS GAY AS HELL 😨 i will never forgive that bitch for doing my woman fatmani wrong NEVER (plus he cheated on tinatin in the process not cute NOT CUTE). now TARIELI i have read that whole poem five times NOT ONCE DO I REMEMBER TARIELI MAKE A RIGHT DECISION AND THAT MAN WAS IN LINE FOR THE INDIAN THRONE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER weird suicidal man with hysteria all he was doing was fainting crying fainting more and crying не мужик а пиздострадалец AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT SCENE WITH THE LION AND THE TIGER CRAZYYYY MAN CRAZY... AND LAST FRIDONI 😍😍😍 MY MANS LOVE HIM HE IS BEST ONE IN THIS SHIT SHOW yes he is a bit gay too BUT ALL HIS POSITIVE QUALITIES CANCEL THAT OUT READING THIS POEM SO MANY TIMES NOT ONCE DID HE ANNOY ME OR MAKE ME CRINGE sadly he doesnt have that many appearances and he shows up half way through the poem BUT STILL OH GOD DO I LOVE HIM SELFLESS MAN HE GAVE THAT истеричка HIS BELOVED HORSE BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE ANY AND HE WAS A GOOD MONARCH TOO I LOVE A CONFIDENT LOUD AND A GOOD MAN DIDNT DO A SINGLE WRONG THING IN THIS POEM ONCE AND HE IS MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED ONE OUT OF THOSE THREE I NEVER GOT WHY EVERY LIKES AVTANDILI SO MUCH AND FIDONI IS UNDERRATED HE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE LOVE
#its funny how i am talking this way about a poem written back in the 12th century in archaic georgian BUT I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH#but mind you i only listed off avtandilis bad traits he does have some positive aspects to him (that doesnt apply to tarieli tho)#tarieli they will never make me like you sorry bro#avtandili is literally human version of “bros before hoes” saying AND I CAN RESPECT THAT BECAUSE THAT IS VERY MUCH CORRECT#and he pretty much very smart and a cool guy but people idealize him too much (tarieli too 💀) ignoring the bad things he has done#but i wouldnt say that those things make avtandili a bad character i do still like him#i read vefxistyaosani so many times and in such detail that i just grew to like him#its tarieli i have a problem with but whatever#vefxityaosani men in general are a good representantion of how men should be tbh#its story and characters break stereotypes that you definitely dont expect to be broken in a 12th century poem no less#and the story while with a weird world building teaches and touches upon so many topics that are super important#but i cant really recommend it to those who dont know georgian properly on a native speaker level#because i have read the english translation and i wasnt so impressed#it cant really show the beauty of the old georgian writing and i know its complcated to translate#its brilliantly written and you can only see it in georgian which is already hard to read to native speakers#anyways i love shota rustaveli you did well my guy
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averyweirdentity · 4 months ago
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Men say "Bros Before Hoes" but what if your bro is your hoe?
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jj-lolz · 23 days ago
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"bros before hoes" my guy friend says as he ruts into my boy cunt and dumps his load in me. just a bro moment haha yeah!!
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