#bros before hoes as they say
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Yesterday I told my besties the whole story of my situationship (they knew only some parts) and the first thing that my more aggressive bestie said was that if I give her his address, she's gonna go beat him up, while the other one suggested a more calm thing to do and was the psychoanalizer of the situation
Friendship goals
#when the squad call you a pathetic friend#but yalll are pathetic friends#and they get up and solve a situation that lasted for a year#bestes <3#i love em#my best dudea#my bros#bros before hoes as they say#we're getting rid of the hoe
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Redesign for Shiromi
I am losing much touch on drawing slim men & women thanks tf2
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Art Info:
Materials:
White Drawing Paper
Alcohol Marker Blender for Coloured Pencils
White Gel Pen for Corrections & Highlights
Black Micron Pen
Assortment of greyscale & skin-coloured alcohol markers
Coloured Pencils from Prismacolor & Crayola
Sketching Pencil
Filter used for lighting correction
Time: ~4.5 hrs (2.5 hrs for sketching/line art, 2 for colouring)
#reshiram#pokemon#pokémon#gijinka#fanart#traditional drawing#my art i guess#PKMN Kodokan Deities AU#i uhh#made her arms a bit too thick#and now i have to beat that by the time i draw korrina & trinity#oops#at least she's reunited with her wife#and she has a cool CARBON STEEL™ sword#not sure about her husband; gonna take a while till i get to him#i'll probably get to brandon before him tbh#bros before hoes as they say
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Why does it feel like i betray my bros
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#paimon#sethos#genshin impact sethos#of course ooc#iLOVEYOU SETHOS#‼️‼️‼️💳💳💳💳💳#i have 100 pulls for you bbg#i think a lot abt u sethos#i drew lumine because I choose lumine as traveler but this is me#“bros before hoes” is something I always say to my friends#sorry bros. a soldier has fallen in love bye#sethos reminding why i am bisexual (and it is a fictional character)#if cyno is the comfort character and tighnari the main then sethos is the crush 🫦
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you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting
#me screaming on the roof of wangshu inn: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD!!!!#YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET THE SOFT ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY! LOVE WHAT IT LOVES!!!! XIAO!!!!!!!!#HES LIKE LITERALLY A LITTLE GUY. I KNOW ITS 2023 BUT I WONT LET THAT STOP ME FROM GETTING XIAO BRAIN DISEASE#he's also: in love with me. he is MY boyfriend. we went on a DATE during lantern rite#paimon got mad at me and had to be like WHAT HAPPENED TO BROS BEFORE HOES#what was i saying. anyway. uh. zhongxiao also#genshin impact#xiao#zhongli#zhongxiao#people!#comics
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they caught u cheating with all of them event | [x]
#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv harvey#sdv shane#sdv elliott#it made me laugh so much at the audacity of the choices; and then there's sam at the end SMILING WHILE CALLING THEM BOYS I M DYING#like he could use guys ; BUT HE USES BOYS FSHDHSDH LIKE A LEADER OF SOME BOY GANG ; FORGETTING IT DOES NOT CONSIST OF SEBASTIAN ONLY#why does our farmer look at alex in a 'help me' way; is it because we know he has the softest heart; or jock be like hoes before bros; or#he just pridefully thought we want protection from him; nevertheless; god damn it's so hot how he's so stern like he really despises ur#wrongdoing ; 'typical' who HAD HURT U BEFORE AND GET AWAY BY CRYING FOR U TO SAY THIS??????? ; ALEEEEEXXX............!!!!!!!!!!!!#stardew alex#stardew sam#stardew sebastian#stardew harvey#stardew shane#stardew elliott#stardew valley alex#stardew valley sam#stardew valley sebastian#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley shane#stardew valley elliott#fanart#anyhow i love how they jumped 3 times before declaring what they agreed on doing together; i imagine they thump the pool table in unison#in anger; that's a very bros move#despite the topic; it actually looks very fun the way they all gather together despite all difference; fhsdsh farmer unites them in a way#i love the way they are in unison pissed off when u start to use the crying move; like; Y E A RIGHT don't think we didn't expect that
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☀️Brandon Saint John☀️
I wanted to draw Addam, before I realise it will always be Bros before Hoes™
(I'm at the 3rd volume, pls still no spoils)
#bros before hoes#as we says#honestly#rune and brand bromance is what i live for#bro#bromance#tarot#the tarot sequence fanart#the tarot sequence#brand#brandon saint john#brand fanart#book#books#book fanart#kd edwards#rune#the sun#the sun throne#companion
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the sheer amount of secondhand embarrassment I feel for andrew when I remember that he threw up in front of his crush multiple times :\ like damn I guess he still won bc Neil ended up wanting to smooch that mouth anyway, but still. poor guy.
#i say this as if andrew doesnt repeatedly do objectively embarrassing things like getting renee to tell neil that hes gay#or telling neil hed blow him#or ranting at his coach about the boy he likes#or making a bros before hoes pact with his brother#this man has no shame he do not care#alternatively he has lots of shame and is screaming internally while simultaneously doing the most batshit things
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Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute
(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or#somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them#and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings#there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers#there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother#she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf#and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY#and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them#but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother#so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone#hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings#the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it#you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot#and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says#ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right#and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth#and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice#and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy#he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it#he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him#i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with#thats a special bond ok im just sayin#also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha
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Inversed conversion therapy
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SMH, The Student Council Killing Game could have been fully stopped if Shoji and Daiki even bothered to show their true
🧡POWER OF FRIENDSHIP💛
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#danganronpa#dr3#dr3 despair arc#daiki kubo#shoji yoko#best bromance the world has ever seen#they are besties your honor#“bros before hoes” they say
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wore a pink skirt and pink makeup to see barbie and i got hit on by a cute guy in an oppenheimer themed outfit i’m becoming too powerful
#preemptively saying this: i have a WITNESS to this event#kinda wish i pursued#but also i was with a friend and bros before hoes etc etc
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Warning 205 spoilers
UHHHHH Kenyu getting help for his treatment? Ego knowing all along and still giving him a chance, still letting him play? Respecting his decision just like Chigiri's even if it was pushing themselves so hard. Even being able to play in the U20, something he couldn't have imagined doing after his diagnosis....
Kenyu trying to keep it a secret because he thinks people will pity him only to recive nothing but support and trust-
#IM GOING TO CRY BRO#kenyu yukimiya#UHSGAHAHHSSGSHJASJSSKD#blue lock#bllk#UHHAHAHHGGUUGGHHH#character analysis#character examination#IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN. I LOVE HOE BLUE LOCK HANDLES DISABLED CHARACTERS.#plot analysis
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slme oc and canon interaction
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NILLE FOREVER (as bros)
“What if - what if. What if we make people think we got off with each other at the next party. So you get to come out, and I get to stop having people treat me like I’ve gotten over my gay phase. Win-win scenario,” Wille rushes out in one breath, blotches rushing to his cheeks as soon as he suggests it.
read my nille fic on ao3 🤭
#my fic!#this is so unhinged lmao#nille as bros being hoes#wille thought simon has moved on 🥲 and is just being a good bro#i will never be over nils saying being queer is ‘their thing’ !!! them!!!#also can we talk about how wille has no white friends sksksk i love him#i don’t know is this how boys interact but this is 100% how i interact with my emotional support white boys so#lived experience i guess hehe#this time last year i keep giving wille gaysian besties!!!#and s2 delivered!!!#love that for me!!!#this is set after felice gate and before the ball#young royals season 2#young royals fanfiction#also look at edvin’s hand on samuel’s inner thigh… boys wtf
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#i said i was gonna see how today goes and decided about resigning then#well its 2:30. im just gonna do it#like. omg. the manager asked me how i felt about hoe it was goi g snd i was just like..... idk#he said 'a little improvement is better than nothing so just try 😀' BRO??????#that's what ive been doing for A MONTH is trying and improving a little bit and you're telling me he cant even tell??????#bc!!!! he thinks i just dont wanna do it ajd anxiety is an excuse ive said this the whole time!!!!!!!!!#but fr. before this its been 'talk to EVERYONE' now he says a little is ok but he doesn't think ive even done that.#nice :)#also someone came in wearing an eras shirt and i wanted to say smth to her about it but my anxiety was too high already#so. if this is gonna be what every shift feels like i cant keep doing it#and if i come back after vacation im just gonna be prolonging the anxiety bc im still gonna have to quit at some point#i still need to look for a new job#might as well get it over with now ig#my stomach hurts :)#she was a baker girl
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georgian girls always like the wrong vefxistyaosani men 💀 if avtandili was real he would be those male manipulator 2000 type of dudes that wears dior sauvage:/// leaving your soon to be wife to "help your bro find his boo" and also because you felt a connection with him IS GAY AS HELL 😨 i will never forgive that bitch for doing my woman fatmani wrong NEVER (plus he cheated on tinatin in the process not cute NOT CUTE). now TARIELI i have read that whole poem five times NOT ONCE DO I REMEMBER TARIELI MAKE A RIGHT DECISION AND THAT MAN WAS IN LINE FOR THE INDIAN THRONE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER weird suicidal man with hysteria all he was doing was fainting crying fainting more and crying не мужик а пиздострадалец AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT SCENE WITH THE LION AND THE TIGER CRAZYYYY MAN CRAZY... AND LAST FRIDONI 😍😍😍 MY MANS LOVE HIM HE IS BEST ONE IN THIS SHIT SHOW yes he is a bit gay too BUT ALL HIS POSITIVE QUALITIES CANCEL THAT OUT READING THIS POEM SO MANY TIMES NOT ONCE DID HE ANNOY ME OR MAKE ME CRINGE sadly he doesnt have that many appearances and he shows up half way through the poem BUT STILL OH GOD DO I LOVE HIM SELFLESS MAN HE GAVE THAT истеричка HIS BELOVED HORSE BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE ANY AND HE WAS A GOOD MONARCH TOO I LOVE A CONFIDENT LOUD AND A GOOD MAN DIDNT DO A SINGLE WRONG THING IN THIS POEM ONCE AND HE IS MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED ONE OUT OF THOSE THREE I NEVER GOT WHY EVERY LIKES AVTANDILI SO MUCH AND FIDONI IS UNDERRATED HE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE LOVE
#its funny how i am talking this way about a poem written back in the 12th century in archaic georgian BUT I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH#but mind you i only listed off avtandilis bad traits he does have some positive aspects to him (that doesnt apply to tarieli tho)#tarieli they will never make me like you sorry bro#avtandili is literally human version of “bros before hoes” saying AND I CAN RESPECT THAT BECAUSE THAT IS VERY MUCH CORRECT#and he pretty much very smart and a cool guy but people idealize him too much (tarieli too 💀) ignoring the bad things he has done#but i wouldnt say that those things make avtandili a bad character i do still like him#i read vefxistyaosani so many times and in such detail that i just grew to like him#its tarieli i have a problem with but whatever#vefxityaosani men in general are a good representantion of how men should be tbh#its story and characters break stereotypes that you definitely dont expect to be broken in a 12th century poem no less#and the story while with a weird world building teaches and touches upon so many topics that are super important#but i cant really recommend it to those who dont know georgian properly on a native speaker level#because i have read the english translation and i wasnt so impressed#it cant really show the beauty of the old georgian writing and i know its complcated to translate#its brilliantly written and you can only see it in georgian which is already hard to read to native speakers#anyways i love shota rustaveli you did well my guy
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