#brookly

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[kobkobold]

Jason: For the record, I'm only here for Alfred's cooking

Dick: Yes! Right out of the gate!

Jason: What?

Dick: We're playing Jason Bingo, family dinner edition

Steph: Everyone's filled their cards with Jason related scenarios, first bingo gets the last cookie

Dick: I had "Jason says he's only here for Alfred's cooking" right here at the center square

Jason: Grabs Duke's bingo sheet "Jason explains that he's late because he had crime boss business" Well what if I did? Sionis is being a bastard and I had to get some orders going and- I'll mark it off for you

Dick: I think I got the winning card here: "Jason tells us that he's allowed to be a drama queen, because he played Lady McBeth in 8th grade"

Jason: I hadn't had my grow spurt, none of the girls wanted to.

Tim: This is a fun one: "Jason calls me by some stupid nickname".

Jason: Shouldn't have said you wanted me to say it, Tim... bo. damnit! It just sounds wrong... I don't like this game.

Damian: As expected. "Todd objects to Todd Bingo."

Jason: Oh, fuck off

Duke: Jason drops an f-bomb! That's two!

Jason: Well, guess what, I can spoil your little game by just sitting down and saying noth-

Dick: Anyone has "Jason misses his chair?" No one?

Jason, still lying on the floor: I should've stayed dead...

Everyone: Jason makes a death joke!

[floodingthemask]

DAISY THE GREAT - I DONT WANT TO FALL 

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Brooklyn Blackout Cake

[bvttoneyes]

"You Belong With Me" ~ (jake peralta x reader's version)

tw! tbh none rly, reader is a SWIFTIE!!! SUCK IT UP!!!

sum! "We've never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall and when we end up showering at the same time, we sometimes sing duets." (guess where i thought of this one...)

i love this prompt sm and it literally is grabbing me by the shoulders, screaming in my face - "THIS IS JAKE PERALTA AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BESIDES POST IT"

You move into a new apartment, you got a fair warning before moving in that you're neighbor has a shower directly opposite of the wall of yours. So if you both take a shower at the same time you might hear each other.

You were fine with that. You're fine with thin walls, hearing your neighbor have a entire concert in the shower... oh well. The apartments sorta cheap.

This somewhat annoyment was before and only before you figured out he was a swiftie, then you tried to get in the shower at the same time constantly.

The man seemed to catch onto how you would always start showering as he would begin. What else he notices, you would sing duets together. Everytime he would play a Taylor song in the shower, you would sing along with him.

You both recently would give each other short term solo's during songs. It wasn't only Taylor Swift that played, sometimes it was just early 2000's songs. Still you would duet together nonetheless.

You would go to work and tell your friends about your neighbor that you know nothing about, besides his music taste.

Oblivious to you Jake had been doing the same thing at work.

"Charles!" He whisper yelled across the bullpenn, coming from the elevator. 

He fangirled to Charles about what was happening. Charles was practically begging him to ask you out, apparently he wanted a double date with Jake. Soon.

When you both got home at the same time, which Jake planned, he was going to ask you for your number. Maybe. If he psychs himself up enough.

Because worst case scenario wasn't that you "reject him". Worst case was you get weirded out, you don't ever talk to him again, you avoid him, you never do the shower concert duet thing whatever again.

You don't say anything as your unlocking your apartment, feeling awkward about seeing him. He knows your music taste. That's a detail not many people get to find out about each other. He heard you scream sing "You Belong With Me" in the shower.

"Hey, uh.." Jake said nervously, while walking up to you.

You stop unlocking the door, taking a deep nervous breath in, and putting on a smile.

"Uh, my names Jake. I'm the neighbor that you uh-" You cut him off before he finishes speaking.

"I know what we do." You say with a somewhat nervous snicker, "I'm (y/n)"

He smiles at you, "Hi. Uh, I was just wondering if I could take you out maybe sometime... and maybe get your number with it?"

Your smile got twice as big, you could feel it. You nod your head, not feeling any words possibly coming out anytime soon.

"Really?!" He said excitedly, before starting his cool guy persona again, "I meannnn, coolcoolcoolcoolcool..."

"So I can drive you to a restaurant of your choice at 9:30 on saturday? I'm a police officer, I work weekdays and I work late."

No. He had plans on friday to rewatch every single die hard movie. Also using Saturday gave him plenty of time to be ready to take you out.

"Sounds good, bring Taylor." You say before getting into your apartment.

[rubysunnday]

Brooklyn Nine Nine - S4E12: The Fugitive Pt.2

[noine-noine]

Jake: Captain, I screwed up big time

Holt: Given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific

[julesodd]

Crowley explaining the plan to Aziraphale:

@neil-gaiman

[boysofhyrule]

Thanks Mom

Zelda: So, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger handed you the Book, made you put your prints on it, try to destroy time, and then hid the book in your bra?

Cia: Well, yeah, if you say it like that, It don't sound believable.

Zelda: Oh, hey, general. Did you get my report on the Dodongo cavern?

Impa: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Zelda: Good. Thanks, mom.

Everyone in the camp looked at Zelda

Zelda: Why is everyone staring at me?

Lana: You just called General Impa "mom."

Zelda: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks ma’am

Impa: Do you see me as a Mother figure, your majesty?

Zelda: No. If anything, I see you As a "general " figure, 'cause you're my General.

Darunia: Hey, show your mother some respect.

Zelda: I didn't call her mom.

Impa: No, no, no, no, princess . I take it as a compliment.

Link: I called Cia "mom" once,

and she's my fiancee.

Zelda: Guys, jump on that!

Lana: Link has psycho-sexual issues with my sister.

Ruto: old news. But you calling Impa "mommy"--

Zelda: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.

Cia: But you did call her "mom," princess. All right, all right, I was lying about the Book. But the mom thing, that happened.

Zelda: Aha! She admitted that her alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

Impa: I believe you.

Zelda: Thank you

Impa: daughter, Do you want to talk about it later Over a game of chess?

Zelda: I'd like that.

[violetsandfluff]

I see my moots out here writing and I wonder how they have the motivation

[mythawolf]

Rest in peace, Andre Braugher

[azaisya]

Picking outfits is hard when you're a werewolf in a monster-hunting empire and also you're fuzzy and your House is known for wearing clothes that cover as little as possible.

(this is from an au of my campaign! the werewolf is not mine, and the entire premise of the au is that she gets raised as a noble in the arcane noble House instead of as a farmer, and the monster-obsessed heir to the House gets to bother her. he also has opinions about fashion.)

[karmasreal]

It’s time to get serious about costumes for the Chappell Roan concert. I talked bug talk about retailoring my wedding dress and wearing it to the concert but I have concerns. One being that my concert (nyc) is slumber party themed. Second is that I’m a little nervy about cutting up my wedding dress even though it’s a cheap dress that I’m never going to wear again. Anyone have thoughts? Message me!

[adoncats]

hi janeee!!! ^_^ what's ur favorite fictional character (besidez like gwen stacy)

Oh my god this is a hard question there are a bunch of fictional characters I love, Kel, Niko (from oneshot), brooklyn nine nine some movies and more, i couldnt pick just one so im gonna say from game/ tv/ movie

From a game: Kel - Omori Why?: I love him to bits he is basically just like me just im not as introverted he is silly he is amazing.

From a TV Show: Jake Peralta - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Why?: he is just a silly goofy fella

From a movie: Allison Reynolds - The Breakfast Club

Why?: She reminds me of me in school (minus the changing my entire personality for one person)

[littlefroglove]

Obsessed with the way Brooke just grabs a little handful of Charlie butt in those pictures you can tell she does it often its so cute

[maskthedwarf]

Take It Back by Jimmy Buffett, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffett, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffett, Steamer by Jimmy Buffett, Treat Her Like A Lady by Jimmy Buffett, Mañana by Jimmy Buffett, When Salome Plays The Drums by James Buffett! Havana Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffett.

What the FUCK happened to you!?

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.