#broken record voice

[wereshrew-admirer]

thinking about how in the sapodilla interview introductions (patreon-exclusive bits where the interrogator asks for some background information before the interviews begin ) one of the questions is ‘have you been to the ring city in the past 5 years’ and duvall says no but chine says yes……..

[wereshrew-admirer]

as a wise person said in the tags last time: don't you want to fuck the unknown??? the hairy and wild unknown??

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Chine (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

”Look at how they grow ‘em here in Blackwick. God damn.”

taz fandom i'm begging to you please listen to fatt: sangfielle and experience chine please duck is an extended bit about wayne newton and he doesn't even try to blow up a carnival to upset mother nature and force a random town to forever be attendants to the aforementioned eternal carnival please oh please...

If Chine eating a mattress has a million fans, I am one, etc. etc.

just LOOK AT HIM

and he can turn into a shrew monster

this guy has great tits, this guy is a monster, this guy is nonbinary and all the bugs love them!! he's a dad, a writer, a macrame artist?? they're a goofball, they're deadly serious, they're shockingly competent! he's a vessel of the chaos of nature itself!! he's an animal control guy that sides with the animals, he's the living embodiment of adhd with a side of depression, and weirdly suspicious of the color yellow?? they swing a rusty poll-ax, they know how to read music and are completely comfortable singing with their co-workers..... which is to say:

vote for chinel <3

Vote for chine hes a wereshrew and morally ambiguous and easily lusted for

CHINE IS A BIG HAIRY EXOTERRORIST WOODSY FAILDAD WERESHREW DOG-GUY DOG-BOY... THEY ATE A WHOLE MATTRESS TO ESCAPE PRISON AND HE ATE A LIGHTBULB TO TOUCH THE GENIUS OF CREATION... AND HE'S REALLY GAY. THEY/HE LEGEND (AS IN ACTUAL LEGEND, PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THEM)

GO MY PSIONIC WARRIORS!!!!!!!!

Tryst Valentine (Campaign: Star Wars):

Hot shot pilot/smuggler that will hit on anything that moves, but the best possible version of that character in almost a satirical way while also being super genuine. Too sexy to be able to read, to stubborn to admit they can't.

Han Solo but worse! A very funny little scoundrel stuck with a clone trooper and a mercenary (by choice). Mostly spends his time flirting, but gets serious when he needs to.

you know its trystan valentine i know it's trystan valentine what are we doing here? genderqueer freak of a man (the most positive voice in the world)

I wrote the first paragraph of Tryst propaganda. He's "oh no, I'm going to have to sleep with this idiot" sexy. He knows it makes you look bad for thinking he's hot and he uses that power for evil.

Art of Chine made by @wereshrew-admirer.

[sunnysidemage]

I finished season 1 of Drawtectives

[lesbianshadowheart]

the lack of fandom insanity about aloy hzd is crazy to me.....she was literally born of immaculate conception to be the saviour of a world that doesnt want her. she was the loneliest girl in the world the first and last of her kind. while gay

[neurotypical-sonic]

idk I think these are fun

[icy-vulpine]

I didn't keep track of how long I worked on chapter 8 of Signals, Space, and Shrimp this time, but it's sitting at 2752 words now. As I would assume you already know, with my usual chapter length of about 5k words that means that I'm about halfway done. <insert generic apology for the wait and thanks for your patience here>

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Alfred and Lucius were so married in The Batman (2004).

[tenebriism]

// I'm doing much better today, so I'm gonna try to write! I just wanted to thank you all again for your messages yesterday. Legit made me have to step away from the desk to shed tears in our tiny little gym bathroom because the overwhelming support was... well, overwhelming, hah. I really do cherish y'all so, so much. ;_; Thank you, and just know that, in return, I'm also here for each and every one of you, regardless of how long we've known each other. <3

[perenlop]

jumping off of eve’s post about blue here but it’s so funny when people insist that he’s evil and abusive and cruel to red because of the “your pokemon don’t look dead! i can at least make them faint!” line in lavender town. as if that’s not one of the stupidest lines in the game.

[mishtershpock]

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[wereshrew-admirer]

they tried to say he was illiterate, but <redacted> knew his teachers had been wrong; it was just that the books they assigned were so boring, he was never able to make it through a single paragraph before tracing the lines of wood grain in his desk until his vision blurred seemed more appealing.

if only they knew how fast he could read an interesting book - but he wasn’t about to admit where he’d spent his day, not when there was a field that still needed plowing!

(or, pre-chine chine finds a cleaver’s fable book and steps out onto the slippery slope)

[fyodior]

Normal people don’t make a post about how people are gross and possibly criminals over some fictional fantasies they have

Treating fantasies the same as criminal behavior is going to water down and normalize actual abuse

this topic is a slippery slope so i want to be careful about it skdsjjds but yes i agree. thoughts and fantasies aren’t crimes, and fictional characters are objects that can’t be hurt. fiction never equals reality and you can have fantasies in fiction that you’d never act on irl, so to treat it as genuine abuse and something to be feared, shunned, and condemned is outrageous. at the end of the day just leave people be. block if you feel uncomfortable with their content. you’re more than entitled to feelings of disgust truly but it’s not appropriate to act on them. fiction can never hurt or cause real genuine harm.

and for the love of god don’t doxx or call people out for the content they create or consume bc truly its none of your damn business bc they are not hurting anyone real. fiction isn’t real. thoughts aren’t crimes. simple as that

[iinryer]

if i think too hard about how lone star had a trans childhood friends to lovers plot that could have been SO good and fun and compelling i will lose my goddamn mind. they watered it down it SO HARD by only giving it like five minutes of screen time. that shit is like lightning to my nervous system and they wrapped it in ONE EPISODE!!! CRIMINALS!

[your-local-grinning-cat]

My cat went to a vocal coach and the coach told me he's fit to be a star 😭😭

But he broke his voice and now he returned back to meowing, but he learned how to say hello 🤔🤓

Isn’t this similar to an episode of SpongeBob…?

I couldn’t find a gif that matched any of the episodes I was thinking of RIP 🪦💀😿

But I found ⬆️ that one and that’s a purrty good substitute, I think! 😹😹😹

*cackles, smiling my signature Cheshire Cat grin*

[inga-don-studio]

SPIRIT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABYGIRL?!?!?!

YOU STOLE HIS FUCKING FEMURS

(And his voice - that AIN’T The John Kassir. And they dare charge that much for a glorified wiper motor animatronic with a meh voice impression?!?! Spirit, you are dead to me.)

[protocolseben]