#broke ass ugly vampire

[beetlerings]

What is that guy ever saying

[periwinklemoonlight]

post midnight circle arthur is very beautiful to ME !!

+ alt version under cut

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thinking about arthur bennett and how he must've felt choosing to give up the only things tying him to his humanity for a chance to find out enough to gain it back once again. thinking about how he probably thought he deserved to finally look like the monster he's always been

[anachronistic-falsehood]

arthur giving the midnight circle all five dots in appearance HELL YES MAKE HIM UGLY 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[jrwiyuri]

Not him sacrificing being hot.. 💀

[codecicle]

it's actually really funny to me that every attempt to draw broke-ass ugly-ass arthur bennett has failed and he is hotter than his original design. great work soldiers make that decaying vampire unintentionally attractive

[critdeeznuts]

broke 😭 ugly ass 😭😭😭 vampire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[manyworldsofdarkness]

Vampire: The Masquerade Clans as Dracula Flow quotes

Assamite/Banu Haquim: “Fuck it. I ate the opp.”

Brujah: “I can’t wait to curb stomp you in these ugly ass Rick Owens shoes.”

Caitiff: “I got my DNA test back. Turns out I’m a 100% HIM-alayan.”

Followers of Set/Ministry: "I threw diamonds on the stage at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I've pushed a camel through the eye of the needle. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.”

Gangrel: “I’m a dog. I’m bitin’ the fart bubbles in the bath.”

Giovanni/Hecata: “I have the blueprint to the catacombs.”

Lasombra: “Last guy who ran off from the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly fading into darkness and I let the Archangels take him.”

Malkavian: “Opps was talkin’ crazy. Shot him in the mouth.”

Nosferatu: “they needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fucking finger prints off. They will not find me. Kon'nichiwa you little ‘git.”

Ravnos: “I sold crack to myself.”

Salubri: “What the fuck is Obamacare? Hey Obama, I don’t care about shit.”

Thin-Bloods: “I’m smokin’ lizard taint.”

Toreador: “My diamonds come from the most horrific situation possible.”

Tremere: “Boy ran off with a Banjo Kazooie. I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker.”

Tzimisce: “Caught a broke boy tryna come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive. AAAHHH!”

Ventrue: “If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I’d be broke ‘cuz I don’t give a shit.”

[river13245]

I Don't Beg

Navigation / SPN Masterlist

Warnings: Fighting, being taken, arguing. Lucifer being an ass. OH ALSO best friend Crowley

Crowley who had been one of your close,dare you say friend. So when he had called you very early in the day asking you for help on a case. You couldn't exactly just tell him no. You drop everything you're doing just to go to his place

He knew to call you at a certain time when your boyfriend couldnt hear you. Your boyfriend slept in rather late while you got up at a reasonable time and went to bed after the sun goes down. Unless you had plans throughout the night.

After ending the call you had went to you and your boyfriends shared bedroom and looked at him once more before leaving a note on the door.

Goodevening Darling I had to leave early this morning something had needed my attention Im safe and sound so dont come looking for me Ill be home before tonight. Try not to evil today xoxo ~ yours

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When you arrived to where Crowley was he was sitting on his throne. He wasn't the king of hell anymore, but you had managed to let him keep his throne even after your boyfriend took everything from him. You just stole it back and gave it back to him.

what do you need my help with crow?" You used his nickname and he rolled his eyes. "Ive told you to stop calling me that y/n/n" He got up from his throne and walked in front of you with his hands in his pockets.

As you hear his response "yeah well I don't think the Winchester boys enjoy you calling them moose and squirrel. Now do they?" He shrugs and smirks "well you might have a point there"

You both looked at each other for a moment before you broke the silence "Okay what do you need from me. What's the job we need to do" Crowley looks at you for a moment as if he's debating on if he really should bring you into this. However he really did need help. "There's a family of vampires in the next town over, I could take care of those myself really but there's demons all over the place. Those I cant take care of alone"

Sighing you shake your head "Fuck Lucifer is gonna be so pissed" Crowley rolls his eyes placing his hand on your shoulder "yeah yeah your dear old boyfriend will be upset. Never stopped you before, now come on"

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When you got there you moved quietly trying to find an opening to sneak through so you can go straight to the vampires and deal with them first.

Crowley of course had other plans, he made himself known. He always had to make an entrance but you also know why he did it. It was so you can go undetected because they would be too focused on him.

As you walk into this abandoned facility that was in the middle of no where all you smelt was dust. You had to fight the urge to sneeze, it looked so unclean. Hell they were vampires, they had no class they were ugly creatures.

You make your way through the building until you find one. You knew that if you attacked now that there was a good chance of all of them looking for you but you decide to risk it.

When the vampire wasn't looking you grab both of your knives and jump onto its back. Legs wrapping around him and use your knives to completely cut off his head in one swift move.

It never had time to make a sound except scratch you slightly. That was something you could deal with later. You wipe of the blood from your knives so blood wouldn't trail behind you and give off where you were, you were smarter than to do that rookie mistake.

The next room you walk in there's a group of them all standing around a bit on edge from the demons outside causing a chaos. You had to think strategically so you grab the nearest thing you can throw and throw it across the room. A few of them go towards the sound but some of them come closer to where you are.

You end up slicing ones head off while the other one grabs onto you rather roughly. using your foot you kick high behind you right into the mans balls, you knew how painful getting kicked there is. he loosens his grip on you just enough so you could pull away and cut his head off too.

As you do this the other two vamps run up to you but you were quick and managed to get one. The other however did pin you down to the floor. However as soon as you manage to grab the blade you roll over on top of him as he beings his mouth to your neck. Before he sings his fangs in you cut his head off. "fucking ugly bloodsuckers"

Standing up you brush yourself off and let your guard down for one second before you hear a voice whose you've never heard before. "well that's a bit rude don't you think?" Turning around you see a demon.

"well what can I say im not very fond of vampires or demons. You guys are nothing but pricks" as you say that you go to step forward when something grabs you and presses you against them. When you hear a sarcastic evil laugh you know its another demon. "well thats no way to talk to a demon. Plus you cant hate us all to bad when you are dating THE lucifer"

I let out a laugh and look at the demon in front of me. "well lets just say he won me over. He is a fantastic kisser...I don't see any of you puckering up"

Saying this only made them more frustrated causing the demon behind me place a knife to my throat. "hm you've got a mouth on you. Wonder what Lucifer would react like if we were to cut your tongue out and then send you back to him"

Opening your mouth to say something that would be very stupid you heard someone come into the room and speak. "I wouldn't do that" everyone's head turned. The demon holding you turned the both of you around, the blade still against your neck and there stood your boyfriend. Looking at the others "you see if you would have cut their tongue out and sent them back to me I would have fixed them of course and then I would have found you and what I would do to you is a hell of a lot worse than you could think of"

The demon behind you falters just a moment but its enough that you are able to break free and swing your leg out tripping him and then you use his own blade to cut his head off. The other demon was running up to you who was stopped by lucifer and he instantly killed them with just a flick of his wrists.

Instantly he goes back over to you and looks over you. Clearly pissed even as you place your hands on his shoulders to try to ground him. "what the hell are you doing here?" he asks demandingly "I should have known you couldn't let me go anywhere without you knowing where I am"

He glares at you and before he responds Crowley comes rushing in. "shit y/n are you okay?" Lucifer turns to look at him and without even a second thought lucifer pinned him to the wall and punches him causing him to go flying back.

Running towards Crowley you shield him with your body so if Lucifer wanted to hurt him he would have to hurt you too. Lucifer looked at the both of you. "I should have known he would be the reason that you drop everything and leave to put yourself in danger"

Ignoring him you place your hand on Crowley's face and you keep asking him if he's fine and he leans away from you and stands up. "I'm fine y/n/n now shoo" he had a busted lip and was bleeding but he instantly used his magic to fix it and you were finally able to breathe.

You then stand up and look over at your boyfriend who is standing there glaring daggers at the both of you. Walking up to him you grab his arm. "were leaving"

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As soon as your heels hit the floor lucifer is off of you and instantly yelling at you. "what the hell were you thinking. You really thought i would buy the whole "I'm safe" thing. Come on you should know be better than that by now"

He was pissing you off, this is how it was between the both of you. there was always something you do that angered him, the littlest things always ticked him off. "Yes because I thought since I'm your boyfriend that you wouldn't need to feel the need to come after me."

"oh come on. I'm Lucifer have you ever heard any stories where I'm anything but the devil. I'm not a nice guy, you knew what you were getting into when you got with me" he says as he glares at you his eyes turning colors but it doesn't intimidate you anymore.

Instead of coming up with another angry retort back you let out a sigh and shake your head. Lucifer looks at you and almost says something to piss you off but stops when you say. "Yeah you're right I did know what I was getting myself into" your voice is quiet but loud enough for him to hear. "maybe I made the wrong decision"

Finally looking up at him you see how he freezes. "what? what do you mean by that?" Tears start to form in your eyes but you take in a deep breath. "what it means is that I'm leaving. I cant keep doing this"

Lucifer looks at you for a moment before responding "cant keep doing what?" At his cluelessness you scoff and grab your bag. "I cant keep doing this. There's always something I do that makes you upset, I'm tired of being yelled at by you. That isn't what I want in a relationship...im tired"

Not giving him a chance to respond "I love you so deeply Lucifer but I cant keep doing this with you." He doesn't say much so you give him one last look before turning and walking to the door of your home.

The same home that you had to beg him to get because he just wanted you to live down in hell with him but he gave in and he even enjoyed this house more than you did. He was a good boyfriend some days. But you couldn't keep arguing all the time anymore.

Your hand is on the door when a hand grips onto your arm and turns you to look at him. He looks....heartbroken? Not really ever having seen this side of him before you yourself are confused.

When you see him start to kneel in front of you as he holds onto your hands you shake your head. "what..no..what are you doing?" you knew he wasn't proposing. He didn't believe in marriage, he had said "people will know your mine we don't need a label on it. You are my partner and that's enough for me" but it still made you nervous because he has never knelt in front of you like this before.

Lucifer looks up at you and in a shaky voice he speaks. "please don't go. I need you and I'm sorry for the way I've acted, I promise ill change." Now realizing what he's doing. He's begging for you back and your shaking your head placing your hands on his face gently.

You didn't need to speak right now all you had to do was focus and you would be able to see into his mind. As you hold his face he nods giving you permission and the memories he had shown you made your heart break.

He showed you the moment when you guys got your house. You had been so happy and instantly kissed him, or when you guys first kissed and he was so gentle. As he let you inside of his mind you seen everything and heard every feeling he felt for you that he struggled showing. However its the last one that finally makes you break.

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You had been taken by an angel who had been working with a demon and taking them both on had been a struggle but you did well enough that you were still alive. It had been almost three weeks and you know that the reason they kept you alive was because they needed something from Lucifer and the guys. They had fed you just enough to keep you alive but still keeping you weak and tied up. Then one day Lucifer had came and found you. The guys were there too, Crowley and Cas were defending you. You were barely conscious but conscious enough to hear what was being said. "Okay Lucifer you have something we need and we have something you want" one of the demons say before the other one finished "I think its a fair trade don't you think?" Lucifer wasn't having any of this while Cas was just telling him to just hand it over but that wasn't his style. "How about you hand him over to us and I let you go free" At the sound of them potentially gaining their freedom they almost let up. One grabs you by the neck tilting your head back ready to snap it. "hmm as tempting as that sounds I think id rather see you begging for your precious toy back" there is a chuckle in the air that's coming from Lucifer "I'm the devil, I'm not going to beg for anything." At his words you feel your heart break thinking he was just going to let you die to save his reputation but then you see the demons vanish and there stood Sam and Dean and you had passed out"

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Coming back from the memory you move your hands to his shoulders and you kneel in front of him so you guys are kind of at the same height. Realizing that he was begging for you...not caring about how he looks right now. You place a kiss to his lips and wrap your arms around him. "I'm sorry. I don't want to leave you, but we have to work on the anger towards me. Ill work on my stuff too"

"of course as long as I have you with me" he says as he kisses you again

[beetlerings]

Suckening 10 spoilers ig

Broke ass ugly vampire

[bitchesgetriches]

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

Understanding debt:

Let’s End This Damaging Misconception About Credit Cards

Season 2, Episode 10: “Which Is Smarter: Getting a Loan? or Saving up to Pay Cash?”

Dafuq Is Interest? And How Does It Work for the Forces of Darkness?

Investing Deathmatch: Paying off Debt vs. Investing in the Stock Market

How to Build Good Credit Without Going Into Debt

Dafuq Is a Down Payment? And Why Do You Need One to Buy Stuff?

It’s More Expensive to Be Poor Than to Be Rich

Making Decisions Under Stress: The Siren Song of Chocolate Cake

How Mental Health Affects Your Finances

Paying off debt:

Kill Your Debt Faster with the Death by a Thousand Cuts Technique

Share My Horror: The World’s Worst Debt Visualization

The Best Way To Pay off Credit Card Debt: From the Snowball To the Avalanche

The Debt-Killing Power of Rounding up Bills

A Dungeonmaster’s Guide to Defeating Debt

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke 

Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: “What Do I Do If I Can’t Pay My Bills?” 

Slay Your Financial Vampires

Season 4, Episode 3: “My credit card debt is slowly crushing me. Is there any escape from this horrible cycle?” 

Case Study: Held Back by Past Financial Mistakes, Fighting Bad Credit and $90K in Debt 

Student loan debt:

What We Talk About When We Talk About Student Loans

Ask the Bitches: “The Government Put Student Loans in Forbearance. Can I Stop Paying—or Is It a Trap?”

How to Pay for College without Selling Your Soul to the Devil

When (and How) to Try Refinancing or Consolidating Student Loans

Ask the Bitches: I Want to Move Out, but I Can’t Afford It. How Bad Would It Be to Take out Student Loans to Cover It?

Season 4, Episode 4: “I’m $100K in Student Loan Debt and I Think It Should Be Forgiven. Does This Make Me an Entitled Asshole?” 

The 2022 Student Loan Forgiveness FAQ You’ve Been Waiting For

2023 Student Loan Forgiveness Update: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 

Our Final Word on Student Loan Forgiveness 

Avoiding debt:

Ask Not How Much You Should Save, Ask How Much You Should Spend 

How to Make Any Financial Decision, No Matter How Tough, with Maximum Swag

Your Yearly Free Medical Care Checklist

Two-Ring Circus 

Status Symbols Are Pointless and Dumb 

Advice I Wish My Parents Gave Me When I Was 16 

On Emergency Fund Remorse… and Bacon Emergencies

Should You Increase Your Salary or Decrease Your Spending? 

Don’t Spend Money on Shit You Don’t Like, Fool

The Magically Frugal Power of Patience

The Only Advice You’ll Ever Need for a Cheap-Ass Wedding 

The Most Impactful Financial Decision I’ve Ever Made… and Why I Don’t Recommend It 

3 Times I Was Damn Grateful for My Emergency Fund (and Side Income) 

Buy Now Pay Later Apps: That Old Predatory Lending by a Crappy New Name 

Credit Card Companies HATE Her! Stay Out of Credit Card Debt With This One Weird Trick 

Ask the Bitches: Should I Get a Loan Even Though I Can Afford To Pay Cash? 

The Bitches vs. debt:

I Paid off My Student Loans Ahead of Schedule. Here’s How.

I Paid off My Student Loans. Now What?

Hurricane Debt Weakens to Tropical Storm Debt, but Experts Warn It’s Still Debt

The Real Story of How I Paid Off My Mortgage Early in 4 Years

Case Study: Swimming Upstream against Unemployment, Exhaustion, and $2,750 a Month in Unproductive Spending 

That’s all for now! We try to update these masterposts periodically, so check back for more in… a couple… months??? Maybe????

[neirmetes]

went out of my way not to see any fanart of broke ass ugly vampire before I got to listen to the ep myself.

(Basically drew over an existing sketch so I could do this quickly. Sketch in question under the cut)

no clue why the export made the colors more saturated btw

Posting this right before I see the official art and with people's reaction I feel like I still made him look good in some ways

[titichan]

The Taste of Betrayal

Chapter-7

Tags: Vampire!Au, Vampire-Hunter dynamics, Bottom!Yuuji, Top!Gojo, Top!Sukuna, Threesome, M/M/M, Sex toys, Bondage, Slight bdsm, Rough sex, A little bit of gore, porn with Plot, Slight mentions of Meimei and Nanami, Author is Sukuna's bitch ;], Blackmailing, Sex tapes, Filming, Sukuna and Gojo are half-brothers(?), Other tags will be added as I commence

Note: Alright, so I'll be keeping da ff upto this much for now- cuz I suddenly happened see yet another ff draft lying around and da wish to complete it is burning h e a v i l y. The fic is Higan x Zai from Ninja Kamui 🤭👍

Sukuna wiped away a bead of tear from Yuuji’s cheek, admiring his work; the body being adorned with crimson bite marks and handprints. Yuuji was on the verge of losing his mind- neither could he think straight, nor could he deny that he hated it. 

It was way too good for him. 

The vampire ploughed down the hunter with a painfully slow pace- as if, he was trying to carve his dick inside his walls; his heavy balls slapping against the juicy swell of Yuuji’s ass. The pink-haired had, unknowingly, let out a small whine. 

Smirking, his usually deep voice dropped into an airy octave. “What’s wrong, babe? If you don’t speak up, I won’t know what you’re craving for~” The hunter frowned against his hold- realizing that his body was betraying his mind each and every moment. “You- stop this!” 

Before Yuuji could even adjust to the pace, a powerful thrust greeted him, with his other thigh being hauled up on his shoulder. He was literally being drilled into a mating press. This enabled the vampire to reach deeper into him, brushing exactly on his sweet spots. The sudden contact left Yuuji’s jaw drop for only a soundless moan to come out. 

The hunter felt his limbs going numb, his mind running blank. The mixed sensations of pain and pleasure were too much for him- the hunter’s consciousness faded away for the second time that night. 

Sukuna felt the body below him lose strength. He looked down, “Oh my~ Couldn’t handle this much? How unfortunate” But, there was no stopping him, as he chased his own orgasm. 

- 

The dawn broke and sunrays filled the room. The situation of the room was quite…in tatters. Clothes were strewn here and there, totally forgotten. 

Yuuji’s eyelids fluttered as the sunrays hit him. He could feel a certain heavy weight on him. He tried to sit straight but a tattooed arm held him in his place, not letting him to move even a bit. Groaning against the formidable arm, somehow, he was able to move it a bit out of his line of sight. And there he was, the vampire sleeping soundly; which quite pissed off the hunter. How could that bastard sleep so peacefully as if nothing happened? Yuuji felt his hands itch to slap that fucking oh-so-innocent face out of his sight. But alas, he felt so weak that he could’ve fallen if not for the support of the headrest of the bed. Just as he had planned to slip quietly away from him, the tattooed man woke up; with a sly grin pasted on his face. 

“Why you’re running away, hon’?” His voice, sultry and deep as ever, made Yuuji flinch. Turning his head to face that vampire, he grunted “I have businesses to attend to. And yes, don’t worry- I'll have to see your goddamn ugly (ok, not exactly- but handsome.) face again maybe, because you’re in my top kill-list alright.” 

The tattooed man’s grin got wider as grabbed his wrist. “Ok~ but your little businesses can wait, ‘cause you aren't going anywhere, babe~” Yuuji’s eyes widened at the sudden grip. “Wha-” Before he could realise what’s going on, he was pulled into a tight embrace from behind. 

“Who gave you the permission to leave anyways? And just like that?” Sukuna’s voice had taken a dangerously low drop. His arms encircled the hunter’s small waist into a death grip, almost knocking him out of air. Sharply sucking in breath and attempting to claw on the arms, he spat out “The fuck do you want from me?” 

“Nothing. Just you. Only you.” 

“Wait...what...?” 

Still having the sly smirk on his face, he took out his phone and happened to play a video. 

He froze. 

Yuuji couldn’t believe his ears about what he was hearing. 

His own voice. His own pathetic, strangled and needy moans. 

“Haa...ah- harder...please...hnngh...so good~” 

The hunter really wished if could just die there out of embarrassment. In a swift motion, he grabbed the phone from his hand and punched wildly on the ‘delete�� button. Once it got delete, he breathed a sigh of relief and attempted to face the vampire with a smug face. As he turned, he felt that the grip had lessened a bit. “Now we’ll see about that- what?!” 

The vampire chuckled, now sitting upright, with ton load of several gadgets (Yuuji has no clue how and from where the gadgets appeared and neither do I) with the same video on it. 

Tapping on a tablet, he looked directly at the pink haired. “I wonder... how your reputation as the great hunter will be affected if I casually drop this beautiful video in the social media? Hmm?” 

The thought of it made Yuuji’s blood run cold. “Wh-why would you do that?” He stammered, clearly panic-strickened. “And why not? ‘The famous hunter having an affair with a vampire’ Seems interesting, to be honest.” Enraged, Yuuji flipped off at him. “Fuck off. You goddamn bastard.” Sukuna yet again, shot him a broad grin. “Aww babe, you look so adorable when you’re vulgar~” 

“Now then!” As he spoke, the vampire lifted his 6’6 body off the bed (holy faq. He sho tall. Ugh.) . He strode towards the glaring hunter, his massive frame looming over him. “I want you to enter into a small contract- if, you care about your petty little reputation.” 

“And what would that be?” 

“It’s simple- be my fuck buddy and in exchange, I’ll keep it a secret.” 

“WHAT?!” He almost screeched when heard the conditions. “No fucking way will I accept that damn contract!” 

“Oh okay, then I’ll send those videos-” 

“Oh well, wait wait- I’ll agree. Fine, now tell me what to do.” Yuuji couldn’t risk his job. Even a bit. 

Realising that the entire situation was in his hand, he sneered. “Come today at 9 p.m. and don’t be late~” 

Yuuji was fully aware that he was lured into his trap but what could he do? 

The deed was already done after all… 

… 

“Oh brother, you wouldn’t believe what I’ve caught today- a rare pink rabbit~” 

TBC… 

M a s t e r l i s t.

[yermes]

PAC: 🚬

Achieving my bimbo vampire step mom aesthetic by: sleeping all day, picking up one of my besties even tho i’m so sick the sun hurts my eyes, cannot see, cannot hear so I am just playing all my shows and music on MAX volume as I slowly decay in the background. I GOT SICK AGAIN THIS TIME WITH AN EAR INFECTION 😭 and head cold. But hey theres going to be a super blue moon and a visible Saturn. What a vibe. Ruler of both Cap and Aqu it really depicts the veil which so gently divides the as above so below. It also has a great many other of Correspondences but in MY working on the 30th thats what my focus is on. To me saturn is like the collab between Bauer and Lululemon. Lets see how you as an individual represent duality in your own life.

Pick a meme

The cards

The Hierophant 🪦

Magus of the Eternal Gods, Vau, Nail

Honestly such a great card which represents both physical strength and none physical strength. As well as the macrocosm and microcosm. The microcosm which is reflected in man is just a small ecosystem of the divine which we can pick apart and associate with small aspects of the universe. Aka. Magic kinda. However with the divinity in man comes the primal in man. And while this card celebrates the divinity it reversed also represents the unorthodox vulnerable aspects of the individual. Connect the two. They do not have to be strangers.

Princess of wands 🚰

Venus in fire, firey aspect of earth, earth in the fires of aziluth, malkuth

The line between self love and self destruction is a FINE LINE and your ass is cutting it CLOSEEEEE. If you have to ask yourself: when does passion turn into arrogance. When does your zest for life make you broke asf and lead you to realize your zest may not have been so real at all but a delusion you under took for survival. When does the real and the fake collide and when do you recognize it?

The lovers 🕯️

Children of the Voice Divine, Zain, Sword

This card kinda sends me because it depicts Perseus saving Andromeda which yeah thats a cute love story. But are they in love or is that shit Stockholm syndrome. This card also has a strong connection to its opposite- the temperance. Basically big dawg love can go in any direction. You may be a stockholm syndrome delulu baddie who grows into love or it goes into disunion discord and all that ugly shit. Love can both create and destroy.

Princess of swords 🪜

Venus in air, earth in the air of Yetzirah, malkuth

Well it is human nature isn’t it? You can make and you can break and its all kind of the same when you think about it. When you put to much logic into it you almost lack that moral understanding because feelings almost cannot fit into your logical one track minded world view. While being free and creative you could also be stubborn and harsh which in time will dwindle your creativity. At your best you have many skills, talents, ideas. At your worst you are the conflict between earth and air. Insecure and at times not compatible with yourself. Open yourself up do not keep shutting yourself down.

Extras: I may have posted that extra ass thing abt piercing the veil but that is a lie I’m fr just trying to manifest some dick and get you an extra step daddy be blessed.

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In the book I'm writing on Wattpad about The Vampire Diaries, I'm writing fanfiction not only because I really love the show but because I want to give the characters who were mistreated better treatment.

For example, Bonnie.

When I first found out that Kat Graham was denied the right to wear her natural hair on the show, my heart broke for her. She was forced to wear those ugly ass wigs that ended up damaging her real hair, and that got me so mad because her hair is so beautiful. And they didn't even have her wear bonnets to bed like come on 🙄

Also, where was Bonnie during the Mikaelson Ball? Why wasn't she there? I'll tell you why. Because the writers refused to allow her to dress up like the other female characters. Having Bonnie at the Mikaelson Ball made more sense plot wise because of her ancestor's relationship with the Mikaelsons, but I'm gonna talk about that another time. The writers had Bonnie attend school dances instead to hide their dislike toward her and the actress.

And don't get me started on Bonnie's pathetic love interests. That guy she flirted with early season two died right in front of her. Jeremy cheated on her. She made flirtatious eye contact with Kol, but that lasted like five seconds, and the two never interacted again. And while she had Enzo, he was taken from her so soon.

You better believe that Bonnie's gonna have an EPIC ROMANCE in my book. SHE'S GONNA ATTEND ALL THE DANCES AND ALL THE PARTIES. SHE'S GONNA HAVE THE HAIRSTYLES SHE SHOULD HAVE HAD. And the Bennett family is gonna have A LOT more importance in my book because, in my opinion, there wouldn't even be a TVDU without the Bennett witches.

Another example, Caroline.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE SHE'S GONNA GET THE JUSTICE SHE DESERVED AFTER WHAT DEMON SALVAWHORE DID TO HER SEASON 1. That shit isn't gonna get glossed over. Not in my story.

And how can I forget Finn? Listen I'm gonna forget the shit he pulled in TO cause I don't consider that show canon. TVD stopped making sense in the later episodes of season four. I understand Finn. I understand why he sided with his mom. Should he have attempted to kill his siblings? No. But I get it. His younger brother locked him in a coffin for nine hundred years and forgot about him. He became a VAMPIRE and was forced to feed on people to survive. And lots of fans like to leave him out of Mikaelson Family Edits so I get his anger and frustration.

I get it.

Okay, I'm done ranting. I have class in thirty seconds, um, go read my book it's really good. I'm updating again really soon.

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[starlahuskyz]

Chances - Chapter 12

Summary: In a huge misunderstanding, David's first impressions on Jordan's parents are not good. This leads into brutal fight in Jordan keeping her parents safe.

Surprise new chapter. This one gets crazy so strap in.

Chapter 11 <<< >>> Chapter 13

TW// Dismemberment, Blood

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Racing upstairs, Jordan is greeted by David, Paul, and Dwayne watching her parents warily. The tension in the room suddenly became thick. Her father looks at her and doesn’t waste any time asking questions.

“Who the hell are these people?” He points at David who looks offended.

“Well if it wasn’t obvious enough, we are her guests.” David pulls out a cigarette feeling a twinge of annoyance.

“That window tells me otherwise! You all broke in!” He points towards the clearly broken window. “Now listen here, I want you all out!”

“Hey old man, chill out. Jordan, you didn’t tell us you had such stuck up parents.” Paul spits.

“Bite my ass Paul! Mom dad, I’m very sorry. I’ll get them out of your hair and we can talk about this later.” She tries grabbing David’s arm to start dragging him out of the house but he swipes at her and shoves her away. “David, I need you out right now. Don’t make this worse.” Jordan warns not caring about what he just did. She feels the presence of Dwayne behind her who holds her in a bear hug keeping her from moving. “What the hell are you doing?”

“Sorry, this is gonna get ugly real quick. We don’t want you to get hurt.” He looks almost guilty. Jordan looks confused until she sees David approach her parents slowly. Alarms started going off.

“No, NO! DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THEM!” She starts trying to free herself but it’s useless. The others just watch. 

Marko still stands by the door of the basement, he watches as David is watching Jordan’s parents like a predator. 

He looks from each of his brothers who merely just watched and then looked to Jordan who was trying to free herself from Dwayne’s grasp, but he kept her in place. He doesn’t know what to do. The feeling to help Jordan is edging into his mind, but at the same time, David is the leader. He doesn’t like putting David in a bad mood by souring his mood. David speaks again.

“You really shouldn’t talk down to your daughter’s new friends. I think she...no, we deserve a little more respect. What do you boys think?” David turns to his boys and they look at him with unreadable expressions. To Jordan’s horrors they all nod.

“You can’t do this David! Please!” Tears streamed down her face, at this point fighting wasn’t going to work. Marko was still thinking about something.

“I don’t understand, what are you going on about? We love our daughter, and you're not going to brainwash our daughter into thinking we are deadbeat parents.” Jordan’s mother finally pipes up walking up to David pointing at him accusingly. David turns around to look at her with an amused smirk on his face.

“DAVID PLEASE DON’T.” Jordan cries out one last time.

“I’m sorry Jordan, but your parents are going to get a firm lesson about respect. You deserve better.” He reaches for her mother’s throat and pins her to a wall with such force. Her husband tries to stop him but Paul grabs hold of him, keeping him away.

“Hey old man, don't try anything. It’s gonna get ugly.” He tells him.

Jordan finally snaps. With no more tears to shed, her vampire visage takes over and she frees a hand. She grabs a hold of Dwayne’s arm and with a scary amount of force, she rips it clean off taking his sleeve along with it. With that he lets go with a roar and starts getting hysterical. When Jordan is finally released, she sees all the boys seemingly feeling what had just happened which she takes advantage of by launching herself at David. She sends him through the door and they both tumble out of the house, down the porch and onto the ground. David finally comes to and fights back. The fight between them gets brutal with them throwing each other around and tearing each other up. But David overtakes Jordan and pins her to a tree. She finds herself in the same position as her mother like earlier. He laughs at her as she helplessly tries stopping him, but to no avail. That is until he’s pulled away and Jordan gets a chance to breathe. While she catches her breath, she feels arms wrap around her protectively. She looks up to see Marko, he’s staring at David who is watching him with his icy gaze.

“Leave her alone, David.” His voice is firm, and he doesn’t falter under David’s gaze. 

“Marko…” He looks at him pissed. He’s never seen Marko defy him like this. He usually always stands down whenever he's under David's gaze. But no, here he is standing his ground with such confidence and protectiveness for the first time. 

“I hate to do this David. But if you kill her or her parents, then you'll have to kill me first. You choose.” Marko tightens his hold on Jordan holding her close. Jordan clings to him for protection knowing that he’s her only chance at keeping her parents alive. The tension reaches an all time high and both parties watch each other in silence. After a while, David sighs.

“Fine.” David’s vampire visage recedes and he relaxes. Marko and Jordan do the same and Marko releases himself from Jordan to give her room to breathe. David walks away and into the house.

Marko and Jordan both follow David into the house where there is still a commotion going on, Dwayne is losing his mind as Paul tries to calm him down so he can find out how to put his arm back on. He is not quite doing a good job. Jordan’s parents are in the corner watching it all go down.

“Dwayne, you need to relax. Buddy we can’t put your arm back on if you don’t relax first-” Paul has to dodge Dwayne charging at the wall behind him putting a hole in the wall.. He’s seemingly on autopilot and isn’t taking shit from anyone. Jordan then remembers a certain possession she has laying around. She heads to her room in search of it, and as she moves Dwayne tries going after her. Upon seeing him charge at her she moves out of the way only for him to tumble down the stairs. Everything goes quiet.

“Nice job Jordan.” Paul says while holding Dwayne’s arm up in an attempt to do a thumbs up. Jordan looks downstairs and doesn’t see him.

She quietly goes down hoping that he’s incapacitated. When she finally gets a glance at her room. She doesn’t see him. The lighting in the room is dim save for a red glow from her lava lamp. He could be hiding in the shadows so she walks with caution. She heads for the furthest corner of her room where she keeps all kinds of random knick knacks and she searches frantically for something. A while back she had stolen a tranquilizer from an animal control guy she had killed and it was definitely gonna be handy for a situation like this. Before she finds it however, Dwayne emerges from the opposite corner charging at her. But before he could reach her. Marko stepped in to keep him distracted.

“Dwayne, hey it’s me Marko. You know me right? You gotta relax.” He holds his arms up and tries to keep Dwayne’s focus on him. “Look, I'm sure she didn’t mean it. Besides you’ve been through worse, remember when you were electrocuted at the Emerson’s house and you were paralyzed for like two days-” Dwayne grabs him and throws him at one of Jordan’s bookshelves, sending it toppling over.

“DON’T EVEN REMIND ME!” His voice was almost demonic at this point. “AND YOU!” He points at Jordan who starts searching faster knowing that she’s fucked. He runs towards her but before he reaches her, she turns around and shoots the tranquilizer right into his chest. For a moment he staggers and then removes the tranquilizer. His vampire visage is gone and he starts swaying trying to keep himself up. “What did you do? You can’t do this, I-I…dammit.” He falls over at her feet and if she didn’t know any better, she would've thought that he had died on the spot.

“Finally, some peace.” She says dropping the gun.

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By the time everything was said and done, the sun was coming up. And with Dwayne’s arm still not on his body, so they couldn’t really go anywhere for the time being. Which meant they were spending the night with Jordan as much as they didn’t want to at the time. But they didn’t really have a choice at the end of the night. They at least finally got to talk and the boys learned something rather important that if they had learned before, they wouldn't have been in this situation.

They are all sat in the basement while Paul crappily uses gauze to hold Dwayne’s arm in place so it can heal while he sleeps. 

“So your parents already know that you are a vampire?” David asks, smoking a cigarette.

“Yes, that’s why I told you not to hurt them. They are the reason I’m still here. I didn’t know that killing my parents was some kind of way to join your cult.” She sat on her bed with Marko sitting next to her.

“It would’ve been nice to know before this whole thing went down.” Paul is still struggling as he pulls the gauze tightly making sure it’s in place.

“It would’ve been nice for you to ask.” Jordan counters. 

“Whatever, we all get to have a sleepover so that’s cool.” Paul finishes and gets up and smiles although everyone is less than thrilled. “Damn, tough crowd. C'mon let’s all get over ourselves and be friends. We now know what we need to know and we can move forward.” He gathers everything into the first aid kit he was given. He sits with Marko and Jordan on the bed leaving Dwayne on an air mattress still asleep.

“When’s he gonna wake up?” David asks Jordan.

“Probably tomorrow night, maybe earlier. To be completely honest I didn’t even know a tranquilizer worked on vampires.” She shrugged, thinking about what would’ve happened if it had not worked. “I say we try and get some sleep.” She looks at everyone and they all nod in unison.

“Finally…something I can agree with.” David throws out his cigarette and he looks up at the pipes in the ceiling and removes his shoes.

“What are you doing?” Jordan tilts her head in confusion and Paul gets up and does the same.

David grabs the pipe and Jordan watches as his feet become bat-like which horrifies her. She then watches as Paul does the same and motions for Marko to join him. Marko looks at him then turns to Jordan.

“Are you good on your own tonight?” Jordan thinks for a moment as he watches her.

“I don’t know. I mean I’m not technically alone.” She motions at the three other vampires in her room. Marko chuckles and smirks.

“Well do you at least want a kiss goodnight?” He stares at her with his doe eyes.

“Hmm…I think Paul needs it more.” She nods behind him.

“Yea Marko, listen to Jordan. If you love her so much you should kiss me goodnight. Do her bidding.” Marko sighs and looks at him. 

Before getting up, he kisses the tips of his fingers and places them right on Jordans forehead. “Goodnight.” He says before removing his shoes and hanging alongside Paul who wraps himself around him and purrs contently after he's given his kiss.

Jordan shakes her head and she gets comfortable and soon falls asleep.

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She doesn’t know what time it is, but she is awoken by the sounds of shuffling in her room. Her eyes finally adjust and she sees Dwayne is standing up examining his arm. He seems to still be swaying a bit, but not as bad as before. He notices her looking and he growls at her remembering what she did.

“Woah, hey look I’m sorry. I got worked up, look you can have some blood from my flask if it’ll make you feel better.” Jordan reached under her pillow and offered her flask to him. His expression softened, and he relaxed. He stepped forward and took the flask from her. Sitting down on the bed with her he gulped down all the contents within it. Once he finishes it he hands it back to her and they both sit in silence for a while. “Feel better?” Jordan looks at him.

“Yeah.” He calmly responds. He seems weirdly content after everything that happened.

“Are you still mad at me?” She asks him. 

“Nope, don’t have a reason to keep hating you.” He shows his previously missing arm was starting to gain feeling again.

“Huh, that was fast. Think you're gonna be able to sleep?” She lays back onto the bed and he gets back up.

“Now I can. Thanks for the blood.” He holds his fist out for her and she bumps it. He heads for his mattress but trips over it not being 100% stable.

“No problem big guy.” She watches as he goes back into his daysleep. She also saw Paul and Marko holding each other as they both slept. They looked so cute together, she wondered why Marko didn’t just date Paul instead. And David just slept closer to the stairs and had his back to the group.

Despite everything that happened that night, the whole room felt fairly content. Almost as if nothing happened at all.

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