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time travel au where liu qingge and shen qingqiu (yuan) end up accidentally traveling a decade back in time before luo binghe was amitted to qing jing peak and before shen qingqiu had his qi deviation, but after their generation has risen to peak lords.
which means, shen yuan realizes quickly, as they're accosted by said peak lords, that he will have to face shen jiu.
as they're being cleared for demonic energy and the likes, mu qingfang of course instantly detects the poison without a cure eating away at shen yuan's meridians. liu qingge pulls a copy of the treatment plan out of his sleeve (shen yuan blushes a bit, did liu qingge always keep that on hand?), and just like in the current timeline, they agree to keep it under wraps.
shen jiu tries various times to get a moment alone with shen yuan, but he never quite manages because liu qingge is there, who is also... nice?? to him?? for some reason?? shen jiu gets a bit flustered at the solemn politeness and skitters off.
it comes out pretty quickly that shen yuan has "memory loss", and thus can't remember anything that's currently taking place in this time. shen yuan expects scorn, hatred and disdain from shen jiu, expects to be grabbed and interrogated, to arouse suspicion.
but shen jiu looks....... sad???
being transported here threw shen yuan's qi off-balance (even liu qingge had to sit down, which means it's bad), and his cultivation is already so unstable, so when the peak lords are all squabbling and arguing and threatening and raising their voice, he can feel his body shut down. he sees yue qingyuan start to move towards him, which, knowing the future yue qingyuan, he really isn't up for right now—but before the sect leader can get to him someone else is at his back, transferring him qi, holding him up gently by his shoulders, then coaxing him up, leading him outside
shen yuan's been fed qi by every peak lord at least once. he doesn't recognize this one. that means it can only be one person.
he looks up. it's shen jiu.
and it's bizarre, getting fussed over by the scum villain, having gentle hands run along his back, his hair, that clear, soothing voice calming him down. and somehow shen jiu knows exactly what to do?? somehow it works perfectly on him?? it's almost as if shen jiu has known him his whole—
oh.
bodies, like homes, hold memories, even if the original occupants are no longer there. it's the milestone marks on the doorpost that chart a child's growth, blurry photographs faded by time, scuffed floors from well-walked paths, and tiny holes in the walls where pictures once hung.
shen jiu takes him to the bamboo house, pours him tea, and asks, calmly, what he remembers from their childhood.
it's not his childhood, so shen yuan doesn't actually remember anything, but the body he's in does. the memories it holds are emotional rather than visual; he remembers being alone, scared, and hungry. he remembers anger, pain. a dark room. loud voices. he remembers his heart skipping a beat when heavy boots stomp his way. the sound of a whip.
he doesn't have to lie. the memories aren't his own, and they're from long ago, which means shen jiu has them too. and, he supposes, this is his only chance to find out what really happened.
but shen jiu doesn't say anything about it. he just nods and stares, intensely. then he asks shen yuan if he remembers yue qingyuan. shen yuan says no, he doesn't. the conversation takes a very strange turn after that. shen yuan can't help but feel a little queasy when shen jiu asks him if yue qingyuan has taken advantage of his memory loss.
"has he come into your home? has he brought you gifts, sweets? does he invite you for tea? did you accept?"
he has. shen yuan doesn't know why that would be a problem, the sect leader has been nothing but kind and helpful and patient. and generous, too.
when he says yes shen jiu looks furious.
liu qingge (his one) comes to pick him up, and his time with shen jiu is cut short. somewhere he's glad, cuddling into liu qingge's back as he holds him while they fly. he feels a little bad for yue qingyuan, knowing he's probably caused a big fight, but it doesn't sit right with him. he wishes he knew what happened.
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liu qingge, meanwhile, is having the time of his life fighting himself. it's good practice!
#shen bros but its future and past but actually its shen jiu and shen yuan#shen jiu is angry that yue qingyuan keeps trying to get in knowing that sqq can't remember why they fell out btw#i love a protective shen jiu<3#hes still a hissy bitch to everyone else dont worry. i just think he should experience some self love#it would be a healing experience i think#to have him take care of a vulnerable version of himself#something something healing his inner kid#yue qingyuan tries to spoil the new xiao jiu too (he cant help it)#but shen jiu goes mama bear on him (growling biting mauling)#also shen yuan's closeness with liu qingge obvs starts a rumor that they're dating#so theres that too#svsss au#time travel au#svsss time travel au#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shen bros#scum villain#scum villian’s self saving system
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being into sherlock holmes is so stupid like. yeah here's my blorbo, you don't know him. you think you do, but unless you've systematically fallen in love with him through the personal writings of his retired army doctor best friend you really don't. yeah. he's one of the most popular and well known characters in the world. I have interacted with at least 60% of the current fans. hey do you think he associates the sounds of waterfalls with death? do you think he'll ever get over that? I won't. good talk
#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd sherlock holmes#like idk bro something abt it is so surreal to me#it also just feels so stupid to say when ur talking to people who dont. get it#they think of him like an icon more than a beloved book character#like he isnt a character to them hes a representation of detective media#so it seems silly to them#yk that I care that much#its interesting#to me at least#those books mean way more to me than they probably should#its probably the autism
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchi✨#Tinky#I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted.#t’noy karaxis#Nightmare time#time bastard#thinks i proof read it: writes always twice#hatchetfield#Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination#and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood#God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro 💛#Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted???#I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened#(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)
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I want someone to write what would’ve happened if Logan hadn’t managed to break the door down when he did and Wade did manage to grab the other thingy (my brains blanking pls forgive me) and like Logan having to deal with being the anchor person in a whole new world without anyone again
#main character death type shit#I want ANGST#need bone crushing angst#maybe bro goes crazy on the TVA?#maybe he tries to get his own alt Deadpool?#I wanna see him grieving someone he barely knew but started to care about#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#or even them just meeting a wolverine that went through that#and them having to sit with what could’ve happened?#I don’t know but it’s a good idea#maybe there’s something out there#I should check
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I've found the same people who claim a trans person is making being trans their "whole personality" are the same people who quite literally cannot see past a person's transness - in fact, that's the only thing they will see.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#it's funny how that works /s#but like... not going to lie i've probably made being a smash bros. peach main more my personality more than i made being trans it lmao#like does being trans affect a TON of shit in my life? yes. do i talk about it? only here ngl not irl. is it my personality? not really.#being trans is like. my little clay sculpture i throw on a wheel and fuck around with and then i'll walk away for as long as i need to#so if you're worried about ~making trans your personality~ i promise you most likely are not#but even if it's the case that being trans is like your personality who tf should care enough to stop you y'know?
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cannot stand yn in fics that be doin alot..like yall get what i mean ?? like you just gotta sit there n think "ugh girl you doin tm.."
#its like..okay girl#when they be too overly embarrassed like where tf do you thiink you are ??#this is not a shoujo manga bro like i cant not rn like JUS FUCK HIM#cash rants#cash speaks <3#cash is just talkin'#cash is rambling !#cash is mad#cash is tired#TIIIEEEED#OR LIKE A SPECIFIC YN that like#cares way too much about what the love interest DGAF ABOUT#like he dc that yall r friends why should you FUCK FUCK FCUK#he just told you he wants to marry you and you still worried about this 'but youre my bff for ever :(((" bullshit like AAAGAHAHAH#like i kinda get it but bitch also idgaf just fuck him LIKE YOU'RE DOIN TMMMMMM#its like yall do all this couple shit but the only thing ur missing is the label...WHO CARESSSSSS#its lowkey my guilty pleasure tho i don't ACTUALLY hate this tho#..SLOWBURN ON THE OTHER HAND--
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[id in alt]
some idw redraws
#i spent way too long trying to figure out sonic's quills#monotoneart#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sonic idw#ive read the first 2 volumes of idw so far. theyre such a delight :]#i do kinda rant below about my 2 sticking points so far (specifically about team dark in the metal virus arc) so uh. sorry#omega not caring about shadow when he gets zombotted kinda bugs me ngl#like bro that's ur teammate yall did so much together do u not care abt any of that.#sega give omega more personality than just ''kill eggman robots''#and the way the others talk about shadow and say ''oh he doesnt care im surprised he cares''#...well sonic says that and i... guess shadow could come off that way to him. ehhhhh.#i would think sonic would understand his deal though.#''oh more people saved means less zombots to deal with'' what!! it's more than that!!!#guy made a promise to protect the planet!!! that would include the people!!!#more people saved means just that: more people saved!!!#he's a ''the means justify the ends'' kinda character but that don't mean he's heartless#rouge girl u should know better!! you're like one of the only people he talks to relatively regularly!!#takes a deep breath. ok im good now. everything else about idw so far is cool. i love whisper n tangle.#cant wait to finally get to surge and kit#OH YEAH ALSO i watched wild robot and it was so extremely good. i cried <3
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just saw someone call arin selfish gn everyone
#why are you calling a child who's parents have been missing for like 6-7 years selfish. Huh#"but he's not the only one who lost someone'' how is that even an excuse to why he shouldn't grieve..........#like so I shouldn't be sad I lost a family member just bc there are others who have also lost family members too???? What do you even .#like What even Is your logic bro#sorry I'm salty btw I hate arin slander lolololol (the fact most–if not all-of it don't even make any sense makes this worse)#ninjago#not ninjago#levi's ted talks#ALSO IK I SHOULD BE ASLEEP. just wanted to say one more thing lol#people see a character–that's a child no less–grieving over loved ones and say 'OMG SELFISH'#FOR WHAT.....CARING ABT HIS MISSING PARENTS.........
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Through the years, from popinjay to coxcomb to maccaroni to dandy to dude
#and from dude to gigolo if i have anything to say about it#baby i can the sweet mama to your sad and lonesome#this was so fun to draw my favorite hobby is historical fashion#are they accurate? not answering that. i refuse to draw codpieces#at my heart i am unfortunately a coward#i know i gave dandy kayne a short haircut at first but then i remembered all the mullets ive been seeing and i had to give it a try#i hope it looks like he as having fun throughout the eras <3#malevolent#kayne malevolent#but anyays like i as saying theres no ay king is appearing regularly in a three piece suit and not bringing that energy to#every other century#and i almost drew him in like plate armor but if he’s like snapping his fingers and ppl explode bro is not gonna get a suit of armor#that was wishful thinking on my part i remedied it he dresses like a bourgeoise i have to accept it#if i did this with the yellow king it would be like 5 inages of the same dude copied and pasted#i started giving the yellow king a pennanular brooch and even then i as like whoah thats kinda lavish for john#i dunno maybe i should fuck around with his robes and try some stuff out#hmmmmmmm i do like jewelry……….#new project: project runway but with john doe#and then eventually ill help poor arthur out#tho honestly i think he really probably dos have an eye for quality clothing i think he’s probably respectably fashionable but he#cares more abt quality#id love to put my boy in a fishermans sweater tho i feel like he needs something warm and sturdy on his journeys <3
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in the hypster magazine, when asked if there was anything he reeeeeaaaaally wanted, ichiro responded that he wants one of those robot cleaners and you know else has been asking for that exact thing lmao????
#this is vee speaking#ichiro does a lot of trekking for his job on top of manual labour so he totally should be eyeing roombas#kuukou just hates cleaning LOL#(in kuukou’s defence that is a very large temple for only two people to be taking care of lol i’d be tired of cleaning everyday too 😤)#so inevitably when jiro and saburo have left home and ichiro can do whatever he pleases#he will move in with kuukou bc they’re now married and fr this time lol and they will buy a roomba for the temple LOL#ichiro said he wanted to discuss with his bros how to afford one i think and i’m curious about which angle that’s for#like less allowance (procured from their family business and is therefore a wage cut basically lol) or do they work more jobs????#*steeples hands* how DOES yorozuya yamada handle its finances LMAO#vee is arting
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He is so 🤏
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#lmao suzuki i thought of you at the last minute and had to ref the 'he likes to feel tall' mene#<- i mean duh its canon. babygirl is constantly sitting on countertops#just sometimes more uh slayfully like the third image#well guys as you can tell im a big fan of that recent tiktok#so thought i should draw some of the moments cause aghhhh hes brainrotted me so badly#as suzuki pointed out to me. he has this distinct look of partial shame in the bts of the microwave vid#i like to think he came to work that morning and was like omg jimmy i have a tiktok vid#and then halfway thru making it was like: oh wow this is more embarrassing to do than i thought it would be#but dw cringe is dead to him. he doesnt care >:)#but if this is a mere glimpse of the silliness that is yet to come in this coming season. god im so excited to see more of his antics#bros seriously been liveblogging his work days since he got back to the factory 😭😭#they should make a legitimate cinematic day in the life vid of him not just a tiktok or clipe#*clips#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#catie.art.
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his drippiest majesty
#art#my art#fanart#homestuck#homestuck fanart#eridan ampora#homestuck eridan#my uncle was like “you should draw eridan dripped up” and by god he was right#all i make are shitposts these days#bros got bejeweled kicks??? gods sake#i know the quality is trash i DONT care lmfao#i made this in procreate btw#and in the car#the roads were so unbelievably ass you have no idea#procreate SUCKS i hate it so much but it was all i had i was on the road#dripped up eridan the only change is his shoes#dont talk to me about his rings either im not a freak ok idc about those details#goddd new homestuck fanart on my blog in the year of our lord 2024#stuffs going insane#anyways thats the post
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chaeya week day 1: folktales !!
they're going on a pirate adventure !! (not seen: bennett flying across the deck below cuz he got hit by a particularly strong gust of wind...)
#art#genshin impact#digital art#kaeya#childe#chaeya#chaeyaweek2023#will i actually make it through all of chaeya week? lord knows#i don't even know if this COUNTS as folktales bro i'm stretchin it LMAOO#it's okay it was an excuse to draw pirate kaeya what the hell do i care#i think i should draw pirate yaya more what say you tag readers
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chat htey fuckin jumpscared me while im trying to do my assignment
#this isnt xmen related but it can be if i try#i think enjoying james mcavoy comes with the territory of being a cherik enjoyer vjaeLKe thems just the strokes i dont make the rules#snap chats#'snap i thought you were sleeping' i was lying but it wasnt in bed i fear fjaELKEJ#no my prof has our assignments due at 8AM so i do them the night before WHATEVER its just reading news articles#and they put this ad at the bottom and i was term searching and i got jumpscared when the page jumped right to it#i saw the movie opening night and it was. the goofiest thing. the movie partially but My Night Mostly#cause at the beginning of the week i told my ma i was going to see it and she- trying to be a mother for the first time- was like#'oh we should watch it together :)' but as the time approaches she's like 'i mean do we HAAVE to watch it horror's traumatizing....'#im so glad i didnt go with my mom i know she woulda soured the whole thing for me she hates me and everything i love#like miss ma'am go AWAY i just went with my brother and the theater was virtually empty so we kept crackin jokes jvlkeakj#I STILL GENUINELY ENJOYED THE MOVIE THOUGH i should watch the og sometime but this was a good watch .... a fun one even...#this movie solidified the fact i love it when james plays- as he says- 'devilish' characters it is ACTUALLY primo to my life#so funny cause my bro and i still crack jokes about and reference it i didnt think he'd care bout it after we left but vjlkjlkja#ok im goig to bed for real now im tired and i wanna get up early to do work BYE
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A hypothetical scenario where MK was the one to kill the pilgrims in a past life, and what a conversation post that reveal might look like.
#''Until I know what I am- what my destiny is? I can't risk hurting the people I care about—the one's I have left''#THAT'S MY FUCKING ANTHEM BABY#What if MK was like ''Wukong why would you put me with them knowing I was the one who killed them. Knowing I could hurt them''#And then Wukong's was like ''Because I thought you should be given the same chance I had''#Literally my dream scenario#Like if LMK goes this direction. It's god tier that would be everything#LMK writers please let eamk be somewhat true and let MK have killed the pilgrims in a past life. Do it for me#I like do not believe this is the direction the show is going (and the direction it *is* going will still be good)#But what if it was#I have not ever drawn an action sequence like go me bro#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid art#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk art#lmk fanart#lmk comic#lmk MK#lmk SWK#lmk sun wukong#lmk sunburst duo#monkie kid#art#my art#apparently my brand is drawing sunburst duo comics where SWK sadly smiles teary eyed at MK#Sorry for the amount of leaps I have taken for this comic to make sense lol#Like you have to one: assume MK has a past life and was sealed in the stone (then hatching from said stone as MK)#two: assume he killed the pilgrims in that past life#three: assume Wukong knew MK's true identity the entire course of the show#and four: assume Wukong then made the decision to leave MK with the modern reincarnations of the pilgrims
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I spent too long on this
C3e111 spoilers:
SO I MAY BE READING TOO MUCH INTO THINGS ????
But i Feel like when beau was like "why isn't it us? Do u think these kids can pull it off?"
Like textually, she's being condecending af, (the ushe, il her), but i feel like subtextually, she's like.. genuinely worried bc she's spent seven years working to prevent people in power from using kids as weapons for war ?????
Like she's got an aloof image to uphold, sure, but i Feel like she actually rly cares and is worried. AND worried x2 that her worry will endanger the nein and the mission.
Fjord consequently catches on and is like "Bro ur So Overworked, u need to focus on u for a bit gd"
Maybe i just miss tm9 so much and am reading into things but hhhhhhhh brjeaus go brrrrr
#brjeaus#critical role spoilers#meta#ish#??#beauregard lionett#im only caught up w ep 111 no spoilers please i havent checked if a new one has aired yet unfortunately im an adult w burnout#fjord stone#my lil guyssss#it seemed ooc of them to be so callous#but ALSO marisha looked rly sad and despondent whike talking its not like#oh im beau im do confident#its like bro i really need u to center me rn bc this is a lot#she doesnt want to get attached bc they might die its very in character#also her suggestibg they should help out#her muttering about “baby sitting”#like u wouldnt say that if u didnt care abt the afirmentioned babies#not to mentiob when she was in their place she went into cognouza bc she didnt have a choice#but noone told them to go there#bh have been dispatched by a powerful figure to go on whats practically a suicide mission#i dontcthink beau would be into that#anti authority and all#muffin rambles
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