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squibbledawg · 1 year ago

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more lets find larry drawings because i dont have a problem as you can see also no that child is not his the kid just plopped into his lap and willy was like "ight"

player design belongs to @wtfmit

#bro literally just killed someone #he doesn't even know who the kid is and he already will kill the entire room for her #did i mention he loves kids #lets find larry #let's find larry #larry/willy mack #willy mack #hes gonna fucking maul the player

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wolfram-but-art · 4 months ago

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i'm suffering so he suffers with me

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ooogleys · 3 months ago

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DRDT SPOILERS IN TAGS!!!!

highkey i would hate being ace markey

#ace markey #danganronpa despair time #drdt #but they rlly be doing him dirty #like ik he a bitch sometimes #bro almost got murdered by someone and the moment he points that out hes immediately told to stfu #but when he's being accused its crickets... literally NO ONE has his back like if i was in his situation id be acting like him too #and the fact that the person who did that to him isnt gonna face any consequences dude #THEN they're trying to accuse him for being the murderer and taking the tape when during that time he was in hella pain #had just woken up #and was too busy thinking about how he was almost killed #(and possibly could die soon if his wound dont get covered up)#AND he was thinking about killing nico how would the tape help him kill nico????#how would he even have the time to think about that tape???#man i would rlly hate to be him #sorry if this post has some error but during this episode i was just thinking about being in his situation #sorry for the yapping sjskksj

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yinyuedijun · 4 months ago

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I had another horrible realization about this fic. I think this reader is a virgin

#like....... ye olde days #raised in a small village literally in a shrine so its not exactly a thotty environment #i feel like she MAYBE had a fiancee or something like a village boy who liked her and then got killed by demons #then started traveling with suo who would she have dated or slept with??? 😭#if any man or woman tried to get with her he straight up would have killed them #at first because hes her guardian deity and then because hes just a jealous man #is this how she loses her virginity ??????#getting knotted by a fox demon ??????#bro.#someone please advise #nsft #yueshuo

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pa-pa-plasma · 1 year ago

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#polls #tumblr polls #fanfiction #fanfic #archive of our own #ao3 #believe it or not this isn't actually for like. me needing to know about hiatuses #this is just a sneaky way of finding out. something else #Danny Phantom #;)#on an unrelated note how do you feel about waiting somewhere between 2-9 months for a fic to continue on its original course?#it's probably closer to 2 if i actually do it #i mean the fic would still be updating but it would be. uh. spoiler alert cant say it'd just be 2~ months til the main storyline continues #i've been given the go ahead from someone who knows about it all but i need to know how people feel about rereading #it wouldnt be rereading but there would be an element of things repeating. it would seem to be repeating at first but isnt #oh my.... wait no.... i think i just realized where i got this idea from & it's killing me how i failed to see this sooner #literally listening to the soundtrack & watching all versions of it bro. i'm an ADHD stereotype #anyway the reason i want to know this is that. this part of the fic can be skipped. you dont NEED to read it #but you would need to wait for the rest of the fic to continue if you choose not to read it #it IS kinda important. it's just. A Lot #okay saying it's skippable but also important seems weird but trust me it's all in the name of beating this kid to the ground #''character development'' no. character deterioration #how can i make him better if he isn't super fucked up #he can't have a mental breakdown if he's happy. & i need him to have a mental breakdown #yeah im going the psychological torture route #also this isnt about timeloops btw. it might sound like it but it's not

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quackurucho · 2 months ago

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i think its very funny how embarrassingly down bad cquackity was for ccharlie Immediately right off the bat. maybe its just their limited improv/semi-lore screentime that enhances the feeling but like he literally just took him, taught him how to gamble for like 40 minutes and then immediately started saying shit like “you are my best friend you are the greatest friend that i have”. there was NOTHING gradual or reluctant about it he pretty much leaped into his arms without question

#i hget so sick when i just think about how in love they are and how explicitly happy they make eachotjer #the way cquackity is just constantly giddy and happy whenever ccharlies around and all the times where he’s like excited to introduce him #and the moments where ccharlie seems especially interested in whatever it is that cquackitys doing rather than something else #hashtag that was a nice hole earlier but i do miss quackity from las nevadas Hashtag canon line that slime actually said #ALSO while ranting. this could just be a me inside my own head thing but what honestly gets me the most abt ccharlies feelings for cquackity #is. nobody told him to be like that really. his fondness for him was Not something that he was taught or conditioned to do even right at the #beginning when hes literally talking about killing him ccharlies still like. He kisses him dude #as far as im concerned the way he sees kissing is just oh people do this when they like someone and i REALLY like quackity #so im gonna kiss him 3 times sounds good #One more thing abt their first meeting. i just love how despite how like not attached to or liking ccharlie cquackity is in that scene #he still Cant help but compliment him and be amazed by him with remarking how its incredible how a slime could do thjs #whmat fuciing ever bro

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worstloki · 8 months ago

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negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.

#minimum #like MIMIMUM.#each day #like that’s just for the 5 prayers #only the obligatory ones it doesn’t include the additional voluntary ones most people also tend to do at some point #it doesn’t include regular use of the phrase in conversation #the phrase is literally used as an exclamation #like if you say ‘Allahu akbar my shift is over! I can go home alhumdulilah!’#like I don’t know what to tell you #western news-media connotations are so weird #you literally yell takbir to celebrate as well #saw a thing where everyone did takbir every time someone donated a huge amount to charity like brooooooooo #people be laughing so hard and getting Allahuakbar Allahuakbar out while wheezing #you score a goal? Allahu akbar alhumdulilah #this is very normal culturally transmitted info #Christian Arabs use the phrase as well like it's Arabic come on western media you’re not even trying #it’s such a joke #95 doesn't even include the 2 calls to prayer #it doesn't count people who do the extra allahu akbar (x33) after each prayer #doesn't include anything recited before bed #like. these are not uncommon things people choose to do. like...... BRO???#if you've ever seen Muslims praying in a group the person leading the prayer does the takbir out loud. that's literally how it's done #there are like 7 or 5 'Allahu akbar's in each round of prayer #you can't NOT say that part out loud it's literally THE part that has to be said out loud in each prayer #this information is very available online #you can say it before doing anything idk why it became a big deal in the west especially #it's some strange xenophobic Islamophobic normalise killings in those regions of the world mix #I’ve been getting recommended so many Arabic anime edits idk what to tell you #call everyone habibi it’s good for you #one of the most popular world languages fr

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coffeeworldsasaki · 4 months ago

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It's totally predictable but I still got a couple minutes of confusion when someone didn't agree with me when I said that people think Dao Is a dark fantasy unlike all the games that came after just because there's women raped and used to breed

#I'm right i don't care what anyone says #in dao you have Alistair being a clown most of the time and zevran flirting with wayne and morrigan fighting with a dog and just #a good 90% of the game is comical. it is I've just replayed it IT'S MOSTLY SILLY AND RIDICULOUS #but there's women getting raped there so it's a dark game #da2 on the other hand is the story of someone losing pieces of their family until the city blow up and they lose their home again but that's #not as dark as dao because there are no rapes #probably people aren't aware of this when they say dumb shit like that but it's literally the only possibility BECAUSE DAO ISN'T DARK #saying that da2 is darker than dao would get me doxxed on Twitter with all the game bros but whatever it's true #MERRIL CAN LITERALLY KILL HER OWN CLAN IN SELF DEFENCE but no no on dao a dalish girl gets raped! so that's the dark game obviously #anyway I'm extremely glad they cut the sexism and the constant rapes in the games after because dao was too edgy and embarrassing with this #dragon age

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todayisafridaynight · 9 months ago

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@ your tags about akiyama: no but he must’ve been so fucked up over that though??? 8 years. He was ghosted for 8 years and he knew it was bullshit the entire time but Date kept pushing him away and Kiryu never said anything to him. 8 fucking years. I’ve been turning that “guess I didn’t matter since I wasn’t part of your little gang” line in my head for WEEKS that shit HURTS (in both a good and bad way fuck you rgg but also mmmm good angst). justice for aki man he don’t deserve that shit though

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING LIIIIIKE

it's the most cathartic feeling in the world whenever someone yells at or tells kiryu in one way or another how selfish his actions are or how his actions have hurt them or others... like thank you so much akiyama kiryu really deserves to get clocked out sometimes...

#iw spoilers #snap chats #i know people dont like akiyama but at the very least we have to agree he had the right to be upset #anyone who's supposed to believe their friend is dead for nearly a decade while they reunite with everyone else is so foul #omg eight years its like kill all your friends ....... i love that song ...#but no like i just think of that bit in y6 when kiryu came to visit him in the sewer and he was so jazzed to help him out #akiyama really was ride or die for dude i remember bro was ready to bloody his hands for him innnnnnn 4?? p sure it was 4 or 5 #esp since akiyama got to act as an uncle figure for haruka i just know he saw himself as someone close to kiryu SO FOR KIRYU TO #QUITE LITERALLY GHOST HIM and had no intentions to even tell him ever.... dawg bye #date deserved that slug too EJLRKE SORRY BUT you tell EVERYONE ELSE kiryus fine but not homeboy #well. fine's a bit relative innit. cancer and all but point is #a postcard wouldve been nice... im gonna throw up thinking about it i gotta watch that scene again

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turtlespancake · 5 months ago

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me when i write a character who is prone to dooming themself and then they run off and doom themself. core traits are stubbornness and a willingness to disregard their own humanity gET BACK HERE IM NOT DONE WITH YOU

#rambling #surprisingly this is not about jakob.. im just really consistent about my favorite character archetypes 😭😭#WARNING THE NOTES ON THIS ARE REALLY LONG I STARTED RAMBLING #“ouhh i have a headache i'll just lie down and rotate my blorbos in no general direction for a while until it goes away” and then boom.#serious plot considerations. 2 questions answered 24million new questions raised. this is specifically Not what i asked for.#so now im sitting here STILL dizzy running mental calculations on how i can get this bitch out of peril without reworking everything #but they literally keep dying in every timeline 😭😭 every single plausible road leads to them running off and screwing themself over #“character who doesn't realize they want to live until it's way too late to look back” VS #“character who is forced to live and handle the things they never though they'd survive long enough to deal with�� FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.#fucking hell i have never had this much trouble writing a character as i have with them #they genuinely do just run off and do shit without my permission and then i have to pace for an hour or two wondering #“ok they wOULD do that. but should they. do i feel like i can confidently write that.”#im like constantly in this tug of war trying to get them to CHILL #but also they are absolutely my favorite character from the entire project. but like. FUCK GET BACK HERE #is death the most satisfying end to this arc? is someone who was Set on dying then NOT dying the most satisfying end to the arc?#how many bridges can you burn until you irreparably set yourself aflame too?#would ghost or revival plotline work?? would it make sense with the worldbuilding??#do i just Like Them enough to want them to not die?? where do i draw the line between personal bias and a good arc?#is death not feeling as impactful as survival solely because i've been writing for so long that it's lost the initial impact?#and other such plot considerations...#im gonna have such an easy time writing another character though 😭😭 because THAT character's dynamic in the second act #is to stare at character 1 and be like “why are you like this. i mean i know Why but can you chill. please.” and like damn bro me too #actually wait no i think kaey.a is the hardest character i've ever written i take it back #had to worry about his 20million facades AND his Actual feelings AND canon compliance. shit is hard #i still havent finished the k/aeya fic i started back when the chasm first released which is uhh. two years ago. oops.#i think i struggle writing emotionally repressed liars i think thats what this is 😭😭 anyways.#(voice of guy who has been obsessed with nonlinear narratives and tragedies for several years):#“is it too much to kill this character in a nonlinear exploration game with tragic elements”#like bitch what are you talking about 😭😭 YOU'RE the target audience here figure it out #sorry the notes on this are just my writing journal now apparently

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drspencerweed · 2 days ago

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working in production sometimes really ruins things, why am I watching a BTS video that shows a table read from season 1 and all the actors scripts are on colored paper and collated and I’m just thinking about that poor poor office PA that had to put all those scripts in order

#like oh my god I would kill someone #WHYYYYY do you need the pages to be pink!!!#it says pink pages at the top!!!!#literally what are you doing why can’t the script just be white #my post #sorry it’s my horrible life experience #bro they also BUILT OUT A NEW POLICE STATION EVERY EP #DEAR GOD #no wonder all the later seasons take place more in DC/virginia #who has the budget to build out a new police station everyday #like Jesus!!! that’s so wild #they were doing 8 days prep 8 days shooting which makes me feel better tho #because law and order does that now #and it feels insane #but if that’s what they always have done #crazy!

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otome-dissection · 24 days ago

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yakuza 0 majima they could never make me hate you

#HE WAS JUST A LITTLE GUY BACK THEN. HE WAS JUST A DEPRESSED DESPERATE LITTLE GUY #WHO CAME FRESH OUT OF HELL AND WAS FRANKLY STILL KINDA LIVING IN IT #BUT ALSO STILL DIDN'T QUITE KNOW JUST WHAT OTHER HORRORS THE YAKUZA LIFE HELD IN STORE FOR HIM #he tells himself that he's willing to do his first hit out of some blind and desperate devotion to his kyoudai who he “failed”#and while i think the sprinklings of majima being Goofy and Stupid while initially trying to perform the hit on makoto are comedy Gold #it also shows how his ass really had No clue what he was doing #bro goes into the place yelling like a fucking idiot and falls asleep right in the target's territory. literally dumbest ass mistakes #and spends the last third of the chapter completely confused and out of the loop and stuck with his Actual target not knowing what to do #and while it's funny as hell it just goes to show how inexperienced he really was.and throughout the game you see how soft he still rlly wa #which just hurts more when you consider how he was so easily manipulated by shimano the entire time. Augh #oh y0 majima you didn't deserve any of that my guy you should've been at the fucking CLUB. Not as the manager though #deadass in the end cutscenes when they paralleled the cutscenes of kiryu and majima on the verge of killing someone for the first time #i really thought they'd do a thing where while kiryu was stopped at the last second by nishiki majima would actually go through it #but the fact that he Also didn't go through with it. while it was shocking and cool as hell at first now it just makes me Sad #he still has those soft bits in him. but after what happened and now that he's shimano's right hand man #he has to wrap them up and keep them somewhere far away. he can't be soft he's a full-fledged yakuza #who performs hits and does dirty work and above all else is loyal to the family and gives his life to his boss #and above even that he's shimano's weapon. he's shimano's Dog. sigh

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loveforjenae · 1 month ago

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i haven’t done any of the work yet either, lmao idk how i’m gonna get through this

#literally last week i had to worry about an english project #the stress for it was insane like i’m tired man i don’t wanna do this anymore #i joke to my friends about killing myself but ts looking real nice rn i can’t do it bro #i feel like a failure #vent post #rant #i find myself thinking of my future too. idk what i’m gonna do and i can’t even imagine myself having one #i don’t know how to explain it but every time i imagine myself in the future #it’s me as someone else. like i want to be anyone but me. you know? i can’t imagine myself. it’s always someone else’s characteristics.#i think that’s why i wanted to shift so bad. to be someone that just isn’t me. idk how to explain it or how to even get through this but im #tired man i’ve been hating a lot of things about me. i hate my chin i hate my body i hate my arms i hate my acne i hate being in my skin #i can’t even take a nap because i have to atleast work on this presentation soon and maybe some of my study guide for my test tomorrow #i have the class first hour too #like i can’t win man. whoever’s out there in the universe let me be happy with myself just once please

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critterchitters-closedcaptions · 2 months ago

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trying to decipher if the overwhelming dread & Thoughts are cause of the state of the world or cause i need a shower.

vent post in the tags. idk. do whatever 👍

#sorry bros im about to ventpost in these mf tags 👍#im so fucking tired man. im already suicidal to begin with but the Everything happening is making it Worse. Yippe Yahoo Hooray.#therapy in a week though so ive got that at least.#this is the worst time of year for shit to go south.but Uh Oh saying that makes me feel like a selfish fuckass because other people -#- have it worse. like. god fucking damn. i get Extra suicidal around september -> march range sure. but other people are literally suffering #like as we fucking speak. and ive done fuckall to help cause i dont know HOW to help. but thats not a fucking excuse #im just being comfortable in my lazy ass depression spiral cause im a selfish fucking prick. “i cant spare the energy to vett things”#other people are fucking dying and im over here like “noo im too tiwed :( i cant do anyfing so im not gona do anyfing cuz im wazy and tiwed”#what the fuck is wrong with me lmao. knowing me im not gona change shit anyway despite fucking complaining about it cause im just. fucking #Like That.#idk. i was reblogging some of those “hold in there dont kill yourselves” posts cause like. yk. suicide bad or fucking whatever. but someone #on this site said something along the lines of “ok but how many people reblogging/posting these told jews to kill themselves” and like.#i dont know. i dont fucking know dude. so i guess im not reblogging Those anymore.#theres bigger issues out there and here i am focusing on some queer people who might kill themselves. idk. i should just join them yk #cause i never fucking focus on the bigger shit cause “i dont know how” and “i dont want to make things worse so i just wont do anything” so #im not doing fuckall other than just being part of the fucking problem here.#i should probably just delete social media for a while and see from there.#or just fucking drink about it thats the other option. its worked for me before (lie) so i may as well do it again am i right #im sorry i never like. boost gofundmes or fundraisers and shit i just.#i dont have a fucking excuse. im just a lazy fucking bastard in my own stupid fucking comfort circle.#“oh no seeing that people are dying makes me uncomforyable :(” ok well people are fucking dying you self absorbed douchebag. why cant you #get off your stupid fucking ass and do something. get a job so you can fucking help people or *something #its not like you have to pay rent and shit.#<- all about myself. cause yk. self centered douchbag. hooray.#i dont pay rent and i dont have to pay for my own food. i still live with my parents. im fucking useless to society so i may as well get a #job and send the money i dont fucking need to somrone who DOES need it. but here i am.#in.my stupid fucking bed til noon cause “the world is scary and jobs are hard :(”#its fucking retail. retail isnt as fucking hard as like. construction and shit but here i am anyway “unable” to do shit.#i fucking could if i just fucking ballsed up and put up with shit. but no. here i fucking am going “nooo i should just kill myself instead”#vent post

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themyscirah · 1 year ago

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Wait omg..... Jessica Cruz probably did rifle... my specialized sports knowledge coming in CLUTCH

Okay so I barely practiced and made it to regionals like once so im NOT the expert here but uh headcanoning that Jess did air rifle when she was a teen. Like idk if it would be as part of a team like with a high school (what I'm familiar with) vs like an individual thing vs like a travel/competitive team (it depends on the sitch in her area growing up) but she definitely went to some national matches (probably including JOs/JO quals like i think she was GOOD). I think she probably would have quit competitively following a bad shot at nationals (relatable) along with anxiety about competition (ALSO relatable) but still kept up with shooting casually for fun and relaxation and to hang out with friends etc.

She definitely would have shot smallbore competitively too but I never did that bc I was lazy so idk to much abt it competitively

#and by bad shot i mean a 0 #it hurts me to even think abt doing that during a match actually esp at fucking JOs #a girl on my team did that and im sure it was devastating (we never let her live it down after too) but like dang. i feel that pain #im just saying she would vibe sooooooo hard with rifle. like canonically they just said she did it but im talking air in particular #also in the panel they said six which first off. humphries bro thats TOO young ik youre trying to be impressive but youre talking abt rifle #here. if someones let their kid have a gun at 6 theres actually smth wrong with them. and not even a bb or smth wtf #ANYWAYS you guys haveeeee to understand this. jess would go so hard for rifle she would fit right in w every competitive shooter ive ever #met istg-#she would be out there on the porch 35° weather in full gear mid match crying w the rest of us it would be great #wait wait shoutout to the time i had to get smth from my car and there were like 4 ppl out there crying during the middle of standing #like i literally FEEL THAT SO HARD (weve all been there) but also like... awkwarddddddd #4 is an unusually large amount though. normally its like 2 ppl at a time first relay. with more 1st relay ppl crying after than during #gosh rifle omg this is making me miss it #<<<<freshman/sophomore me would kill me for saying this btw. i HATED practicing so bad then omg #OH and Jess would be a kneeling girlie. fave position. why ? bc i said so shut up #no but bc its my favorite position (yes i know its the worst okay. im aware of all the reasons kneelings sucks and why everyone hates it.#but you know what? kneeling hates everyone equally and i respect that) no but uh yeah ✌️✌️✌️✌️#top 10 posts that are 80% jargon and only i care about 😘#anyways this is canon to me now actually #like idc what you say she was down in the trenches (the range) w the rest of us #also ik she almost certainly would have shot paper but in my mind she practices mainly w electronic bc thats what i used (even if its super #uncommon and is only used at the nice ranges) if she was super competitive she would probably have driven to shoot electronic. lets just say #there was a paper nearby and an electronic scoring range a bit farther or smth #anyways yeah #WAIT OMG SHE DEFINITELY MET HER FRIENDS FROM HER BACKSTORY THROUGH RIFLE #and the dating drama too omg rifle drama was INSANE. like i was almost always out of the loop bc i never practiced and didnt have snapchat #but like the drama was INSANE. fucking wild. at least to my nerdy ass self. so her relationship drama makes total sense now okay babe fr #jessica cruz #blah

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oldmanfuckerbrigade · 3 months ago

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my roommate brought over her situationship (hate the term i’m using it begrudgingly) of a few months and i just heard her asking what tv shows he likes. like brother you’ve been seeing this man for MONTHS and you don’t know what tv he watches????? what????? is this how straight people are???

#like the second i meet someone the first minute will just be mutual interest dumping like what do yall even talk about??#i have had to hear about this man and their problems for literal months and ur telling me ur knowledge of his interests is surface level at #best. girl.#the crushingly awkward vibe in the room is gonna kill me bro i gotta sleep i got work tomorrow

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